"Honestly I'm just impressed that you came up with an argument other than, 'because I really want to.'" As an older sibling, this is 300% relatable. Nice audio, you two! Great collab!
Her: "These other humans that are coming, are they peaceful?" Me: *Flashbacks to humans accidentally wiping out entire species because we wanted to use the land they were occupying or introduced invasive species* "Uhhhhhhh, define 'peaceful.'"
Me: *Flashbacks to the Insurrection, ONI, Smart AIs and the SPARTAN Program* "Heh... hehe... uh, yeah, they should be, now that we've made peace with the Covenant Races, wiped out the Flood and we recently drafted the Halo Accords with the help of the remaining Forerunners. Peaceful, yeah, _that's us for sure!"_
With picture ant title, I honestly wasn't expecting the girls to be... "primitive"... alien girls. If there is any more parts, I wouldn't be surprised if one focuses on the three being together a while, one where their... vilage/tribe views us as a threat, and finale likely bring where we are rescued but could be in a bit of trouble for interacting with an "underdeveloped" civilization (possibly due to using tech to help the girls/people or advancing their tribe/village civilization in any way.)
*my four robotic arms extend and begin opening Panels and Circuit Breakers, checking the damage, as my brown robotic eyes peer through my helmet visor, checking the ship's Mainframe and Damage Scanner* Yep, this's gonna take a while to fix... A few weeks at the least, but at most, a month or two... Also, Cragbeast 12:00. *fires a Palm Laser from my hand, obliterating the creature's head* You're welcome, btw... Also, thank you for letting me stay with you, and as to how I can speak your language and understand you both: Universal Translator, it allows me to understand the native/most commonly spoken language/s of any interplanetary inhabitants I come across.
The thumbnail looks distinctly humanoid, so I assumed I was the alien and immediately assumed a goblinoid alien persona... Then it came out _I_ am the human and _they_ are the aliens, and the whole scenario was thrown. XD But I still couldn't shake that goblinoid voice...
Not gonna lie, i didnt realize WE were the humans, and that realization hit with the same subtlety as a slege-hammer to the skull. And i speak from experience.
@@timkarlsson1750 Absolutely disgusting, but there is no way their stomach can have ACID. They'd die. It's clearly for storing water for later consumption, and they produce energy through photo or radiosynthesis like everything else smh
@@timkarlsson1750 I don't know how to respond to that, this species is so endlessly disturbing. The only comfort I can find is knowing they won't try to eat us, I believe their closest evolutionary relative consumes fruits and whatnot, correct? The idea of such an... indescribably horrifying species eating flesh... It sends chills down my spine
Dela. Look to the horizon you do. But know when to stop you do. Always ready with the benefit of the doubt you are. Seiga. Protective of those you love. Gotten over something you clearly have not. Rejoice for those who transform into the force. Not unhealthy it is to Mourn.
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Thank you for having me 🙏🙏🙏🙏 this was so much fun!!
That was very epic. GG
"YOU! What are you?"
*smiles*
"I... am Optimus Prime!"
We're a race of robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron.
i... i am joe
@@simpshangout1393 jo mama
Noooo your Master Chief
"It's so bizarre"
Damn, I'm sorry for being ugly
Plot twist : We’re a Viltrumite sent to destroy the planet
You have said too much
I will help however i can
*Tom Tom intensifies*
Before Conquering the planet we need to pretend to be a hero and start a family and since our race is dying more than one wife is ideal.
This world isn't yours to conquer
"Oh man this is the second planet I crashed on in 3 days, man I really should've took more piloting lessons in the academy."
"I knew I should've ejected when I already had the chance"
EJECTED i would have crashed into the academy first chance i got
they wouldn't let me take my watermelon dog into class
@@watermelonman7957 LMAO
"Honestly I'm just impressed that you came up with an argument other than, 'because I really want to.'"
As an older sibling, this is 300% relatable.
Nice audio, you two! Great collab!
Her: "These other humans that are coming, are they peaceful?"
Me: *Flashbacks to humans accidentally wiping out entire species because we wanted to use the land they were occupying or introduced invasive species* "Uhhhhhhh, define 'peaceful.'"
Me: *Flashbacks to the Insurrection, ONI, Smart AIs and the SPARTAN Program* "Heh... hehe... uh, yeah, they should be, now that we've made peace with the Covenant Races, wiped out the Flood and we recently drafted the Halo Accords with the help of the remaining Forerunners. Peaceful, yeah, _that's us for sure!"_
- "Aww, he's so cute! Can we keep him?"
- "It's no bet, but we can try!"
A haiku about rescue. Ahem:
Taken in by two
My fortune is in their hands
I'm at their mercy
I really hope there's a part 2 for this XD
Other than that, I love the audio! Good job, Noceur! Much love 💕
What a great collaboration this will be
So many collabs, and they're so great!
“These other humans.” Him quietly “not all humans. More an intergalactic police force. One guys is a fish”
With a third redhead in the bunch, we'll be the three musketeers!
With picture ant title, I honestly wasn't expecting the girls to be... "primitive"... alien girls. If there is any more parts, I wouldn't be surprised if one focuses on the three being together a while, one where their... vilage/tribe views us as a threat, and finale likely bring where we are rescued but could be in a bit of trouble for interacting with an "underdeveloped" civilization (possibly due to using tech to help the girls/people or advancing their tribe/village civilization in any way.)
Bruh these collabs are insane 🔥
This little moment of my life... is called... hapiness xD.
Her: you what are you
Me: *IM SCOTTISH!!!*
*my four robotic arms extend and begin opening Panels and Circuit Breakers, checking the damage, as my brown robotic eyes peer through my helmet visor, checking the ship's Mainframe and Damage Scanner* Yep, this's gonna take a while to fix... A few weeks at the least, but at most, a month or two... Also, Cragbeast 12:00. *fires a Palm Laser from my hand, obliterating the creature's head* You're welcome, btw...
Also, thank you for letting me stay with you, and as to how I can speak your language and understand you both: Universal Translator, it allows me to understand the native/most commonly spoken language/s of any interplanetary inhabitants I come across.
So this was bizzare. But it aint like my family
Cucumber Approved
Damn, this is the first time I'm lowkey wanting a sequel! Great job you two, I like these characters!!
I appreciate the lazer sound instead of a gunshot. Much softer and better for ASMR, and guns always freak me out so I avoid them like the plague.
I just run at them why you scared?
''who are you??''
im nugget
The thumbnail looks distinctly humanoid, so I assumed I was the alien and immediately assumed a goblinoid alien persona... Then it came out _I_ am the human and _they_ are the aliens, and the whole scenario was thrown. XD
But I still couldn't shake that goblinoid voice...
Thanks for the awesome video, definitely one of my favorite videos
Not gonna lie, i didnt realize WE were the humans, and that realization hit with the same subtlety as a slege-hammer to the skull. And i speak from experience.
"What is it!?"
*Vegeta's theme begins playing*
Noceur somehow manages to brighten my day
Dila: what’s your name?
Me: stitch..my name stitch.
Dila: it’s a pleasure to meet you
This is pretty much the plot from every Star Ocean game and I am here for it!
"it's so bizarre"
"Yare Yare Daze"
I mean if it’s not too much trouble for two of you ladies.
Ah another relaxing night, turn it soft, it’ll be a long one. Turn on the stress elimination protocol and just relax
She, looking at me: "Eeew"
Me: "...Yeah..."
Fun fact: Not only do humans have two eyes, they also have only a single nose!
What the fuck? That's properly grotesque, they at least have 5 nostrils surely?
@@choboibigly6565 no, two.
But that is not the crazy part.
They have only one stomach, and the stomach acid can damadge bones.
@@timkarlsson1750 Absolutely disgusting, but there is no way their stomach can have ACID. They'd die. It's clearly for storing water for later consumption, and they produce energy through photo or radiosynthesis like everything else smh
@@choboibigly6565 it would kill them if it wasn't for the mucus that covers the inside.
They also enjoy consuming poisons like Caffeine and Capsaicin.
@@timkarlsson1750 I don't know how to respond to that, this species is so endlessly disturbing. The only comfort I can find is knowing they won't try to eat us, I believe their closest evolutionary relative consumes fruits and whatnot, correct? The idea of such an... indescribably horrifying species eating flesh... It sends chills down my spine
"YOU! Who are you?"
"Hi, I'm FU, and I love you!"
"YOU what are you?"
Hmph...i am shadow the hedgehog...the ultimate life form
My mind went to Kirby when you mentioned that I fell out of the sky. I enjoyed this story.
Awwwww your two voice is so cute 💖💖
I've always dreamed about conversing with extraterrestrial life. Especially one's that sound so gorgeous 😍
"So why did you crash?"
Because I really stink at flying...
Great audio, by the way!
Wait, I'm the alien?
*Nervously looks around for Rod Serling*
oh you are on a *streak*
They look like Bloom from Winx. But still kinda cute and adorable.
Hope this becomes a friends to lovers type story if you plan on continuing it
Them: say goodbye to each other knowing that 1 of them will not survive
listener: * pew* "you are safe :)"
Best case scenario for the future of humanity
Can we keep him... I'd tell them to take me so fast.
woah woah woah just how many eyes are we supposed to have?!
Plot twist: we are a metal Endo skeleton from the future
"I need your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle"
Get up soldier WE ARE LEAVING 💀💀
Wait these twins aren’t humans ?????
I guess kitsunes are made on mars, unlike nekos which are made on earth
Wonder if there will be a part two only time will tell
The mf called me “IT” I don’t know how to feel about that
A crack beast ? Whats my ex doin here ?
Them: what are you
Me: I am what you call xenomorph
Hope this story continues = )
If us as the listener is a human, what are the sisters supposed to be?
Dela. Look to the horizon you do. But know when to stop you do. Always ready with the benefit of the doubt you are. Seiga. Protective of those you love. Gotten over something you clearly have not. Rejoice for those who transform into the force. Not unhealthy it is to Mourn.
Hug on you Noceur, I Hope you had a good day take care of yourself
I loved this
Why help me? Well its cuz my leg is broken and the adrenaline is starting to wear o.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hello there
@@schaefer76 You are a bold one
@@schaefer76 no bro that’s not how you do it you gotta do it like GENERAL KANOBE
Is there gonna be a part 2?
The sisters say we have 2 eyes so how many do they have
27 speaking from experience if my calculations are correct 27 eyes to be exact
Plot twist it's Sora from Kingdom Hearts
Me: please...help...
*passes out falling face first*
Okay, seela’s rude, and a prick, but I like deela.
Fork liked this
When a fall guys fell through the wrong portal.
I totally subbed to Wonderful
Woah, not one, but two people think I'm cool? 🤯🙏
Bizarre? IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE???
Why'd I just imagine the human being a fuckin yautja?
Spork is a spork space cadet
Yes, I am indeed bizarre
Just a theory: The ship that landed was the Slave one, I'll let you finish...
Ohh hehe heh shiny rock.
The picture is misleading. But... I wish to conquer anyways
S I N G U L A R I T Y C A N N O N
wait i have heard that law from star trek
That, is my ship! I am Jake, I come from Planet Vegeta! I am a Saiyan, and your planet is mine now!
Ah yes
Great video
So y'all are aliens?
Oof missed this one hype
pistle
While we're here. How much do you think we could boost them technologically?
@Pelinal Whitestrake Basics of uplifting?
Wait so is this like avatar
How many eyes do they have?
how many eyes do you want us to have?
@@NoceurASMR 3? :P
@@NoceurASMR 27
@@NoceurASMRarmpit farting challenge
Plot twist it has a ape tail 😂
"It has two eyes ewwwwww"
I'm a human from Sector 9 plural z-alpha
😇
How tall are we?
I don’t look that strange
What am I? I'm batman
...