Poor person wears dirty/worn-out clothing because it's all they have: "Gross. They should get some new clothes. Walking around like that is unprofessional." Rich person overpays for shit like jeans with mud on them and a t-shirt that looks like a pack of moths chewed holes in it: "FASHUN." Poor person buys a smartphone because it's a necessity these days: "Poor people, always blowing their paycheck on luxury goods. No wonder they're stuck at the bottom." Rich person spends money on a leather pouch with a fucking rock in it: "It's their money, they earned it. They can spend it however they want and no matter what they buy it's totally not wasteful." Fucking capitalism, man...
You know, I find the word "work" funny. People use it like labor works but meanwhile the rich people they don't "work" but yet they are living better lives that are more successful than the so called people who "work" and most wealthy people like youtube vloggers or letsplayers or idiots that do stupid challenges that magically get mills of views which adds up to $$$ are the one's who don't "work" yet their lives +WORK
It gets cold in LA at night.. that's why the wear the flannels.. that's also why they started there fashion trend of tying their shirts Around their waists.
Great video, but I can't let it pass without commenting on Martin's cool cat daddy ensemble. The way that wild paisley shirt coordinates with the tie and gold clip, along with the hat, is absolute perfection.Only a wide-lapelled burgundy jacket and a pair of 5" platform shoes could make it better. It's like Martin traveled back to 1974 and raided Super Fly's closet. I love it!
I mean, if you pay $20 for a jeans with holes, that's still not the best investment, but I don't think it's a big deal. If you spend $425 for jeans with holes....My reaction is the same for the muddy jeans. Then again, if you're paying $425 for "clean" jeans, that's still a bad investment.
Might as well sell pants caked with dog crap and advertise it as: It's so authentic, it even smells like dog crap! Make all the neighbourhood folks make it seem like you are very dedicated to taking care of your dog! Buy yours today!
Nordstroms also sells rock t-shirts for posers that have never been to a rock concert, but they want to look cool, like they did. The store charges 6 times the price for a rock concert t-shirt than you pay at concerts or the band’s website. Rich people trying to look cool, like they went to an Aerosmith concert, buy them, but they obviously never went to a concert, because they don’t know what concert t-shirts cost, which is 1/6 of what Nordstroms charges for the same shirts.
I actually like this because it validates my actual shitty jeans with paint marks and superglue in tears and all sorts of mess. Normally it’s just trash but compared to this it’s Ernest
It's like me not being able to find any pants that aren't acid washed or with holes. You have to work to find normal pants for women. But who spends that much on pants?
Nordstroms charges 6 times the price for rock concert t-shirts that you pay at the concert or the band’s website. Rich people trying to look cool, like they went to an Aerosmith concert, and they obviously never went to a concert, because they don’t know what concert t-shirts cost
I'm a graphic designer and crap like this reminds me why I will NEVER, EVER, work in the fashion industry. Not even out of desperation, I'd sooner be jobless than work that scene. The amount of stupid deception is just overwhelming. At least if I'm working on a brand, it'd be behind one that's marketed to a wider audience. Also, fun fact: There's a HUGE market for "worked in jeans" on Ebay. Torn, acid stained, rusted, painted, w/e. Look it up, I dare you. I'm debating putting up my art studio jeans.
You see someone with so much money they don't know what to do with that they are wearing $450 muddy pants, you should have the right to knock them over the head and take their wallet.
The Comedian Honestly, this is something more fitting for Danielle. Least it's not about anything sensitive like rape or abuse or anything like that. A topic about something as stupid as this would be more up her game.
If you make joke shit like this and charge out the ass for it, and people BUY your product, I see nothing wrong with that. It's genius. I'm only upset that I didn't think of it first lol. Some people are dupers and some people are dupees.
15:43
That Ed, Edd, and Eddie reference tho...
this is like a GTA advertisement lol
keepit nomatterwat I thought the rock was another photoshop but that's actually real. goddamn.
Fetishization of the working class in a nutshell.
These guys are beyond hilarious.... I would love to invite them to my cookouts
Rich people will buy anything as long as it has a fancy ass name
Alex De La Rosa WILL BUY ANYTHING.
no point going to the laundry tomorrow, gonna sell my pant online!
Nordstrom sells muddy pants. TO YOU
You know when it comes to fake accessories on clothes i hate those clothes that have fake zippers
Zion Harris I like the hoodie's that zip all the way up to the hood and turns it into a lucha lord mask.
Zion Harris Exactly. I always forget that there's no pocket there, and I always end up feeling decieved.
And FAKE POCKETS
I was introduced to you by the Gorillaz but I'm glad I stayed! I've loved every video. You guys are hilarious
Man you so see the animations these guys did in the past for movies
Alpha Cult cinema matinee!
I was introduced to them when I saw terminator salvation in theaters then saw there review of it when they were called spill
$400 muddy pants?
*_RIDICULOUS_*
Rich people want to look like they work for a living.
Okay this is great.
But one question needs to be answered...
DID COREY FINALLY GET HIS GAMECUBE BACK TO WORK??
Poor person wears dirty/worn-out clothing because it's all they have: "Gross. They should get some new clothes. Walking around like that is unprofessional."
Rich person overpays for shit like jeans with mud on them and a t-shirt that looks like a pack of moths chewed holes in it: "FASHUN."
Poor person buys a smartphone because it's a necessity these days: "Poor people, always blowing their paycheck on luxury goods. No wonder they're stuck at the bottom."
Rich person spends money on a leather pouch with a fucking rock in it: "It's their money, they earned it. They can spend it however they want and no matter what they buy it's totally not wasteful."
Fucking capitalism, man...
Yeah it's fucked up...
Stop caring about what society thinks. All those problems suddenly solve themselves.
TJ Hastie it's not Capitalism, it's ignorant and biased people.
You know, I find the word "work" funny. People use it like labor works but meanwhile the rich people they don't "work" but yet they are living better lives that are more successful than the so called people who "work" and most wealthy people like youtube vloggers or letsplayers or idiots that do stupid challenges that magically get mills of views which adds up to $$$ are the one's who don't "work" yet their lives +WORK
Thats not capitalism thats classism.
this is like the wholefoods asparagus water
nonsense 😁😝
Those pants alone cost more than my whole attire for the week.
The only thing that makes sense is if Hollywood would buy from Nordstrom for costume designs.
Jose Rodriguez 😂😂😂😂
Just when we thought we'd lost the Gamefly ad... it's back again.
Starkiller100 gamefly BRINGS TO YOU
There's actually a worse pair on the Nordstrom site. Blue jeans with BLOOD on the crotch and on the butt. Same price as the shit jeans!
Ah, the menstruation and hemorrhoid line.
For real? That's insane! lol
I'm not bullshitting! shop.nordstrom.com/s/prps-barracuda-destroyed-straight-leg-jeans/4457247?origin=category-personalizedsort&fashioncolor=INDIGO
BadBoyBeta wtf...this is the kind of stuff you wear if your trying to play a zombie or some crap
:|
Uhhhh, I think Nordstrom is a little late for April Fool's Day!
I bet Korey's Friend Carl Rakiki owns 2 pair. My true toasty's know.
That's exactly what I though too hahaha
Martin: The pigpen line.
😂
that Ren & Stimpy part was hilarious
I spend $80 on nice work pants. Thats like once a yeat cuss they last. That's nuts people will spend more for less.
John S I understand that mindset, even still that's too high for me. I will only pay up to $30 on a pair of pants. And not a cent more.
Doesn't even look like mud. Looks like someone kneeled in some shit.
Okay so that rock pouch did some executive at Nordstroms look at their kid's summer camp project and saw that they could market it or something?
DOUBLE TOASTED ON COLLIDER/SCHMOES COMING SOON SPREAD THE WORD
May 16, 2017!
is this true?
Yes Martin posted a photo on his Twitter with him and the DT crew at the set
It's true!! twitter.com/Martin_noFro/status/855567386807873540
dallashood67 Two if my favorite channels, Double Toasted and Collider Video. Can't wait to see it.
It gets cold in LA at night.. that's why the wear the flannels.. that's also why they started there fashion trend of tying their shirts Around their waists.
Great video, but I can't let it pass without commenting on Martin's cool cat daddy ensemble. The way that wild paisley shirt coordinates with the tie and gold clip, along with the hat, is absolute perfection.Only a wide-lapelled burgundy jacket and a pair of 5" platform shoes could make it better. It's like Martin traveled back to 1974 and raided Super Fly's closet. I love it!
He is always in the 70's it was a better time compare the to crazy now
4 people bought that fuckin' rock.
I mean, if you pay $20 for a jeans with holes, that's still not the best investment, but I don't think it's a big deal. If you spend $425 for jeans with holes....My reaction is the same for the muddy jeans. Then again, if you're paying $425 for "clean" jeans, that's still a bad investment.
Both Korey's need to go on to a new comedy routine called "See what I'm saying?"
8:40 - 10:00 Literally, couldn't stop laughing.
Aposiopesis at 1:00 is funny as hell.
Might as well sell pants caked with dog crap and advertise it as: It's so authentic, it even smells like dog crap! Make all the neighbourhood folks make it seem like you are very dedicated to taking care of your dog! Buy yours today!
Rock in a pouch? Sold out??? Who would buy that, Charlie Brown???
I'll tell you right now, I probably buy myself a pair of jeans twice or maybe three times a year
thehtgrts wow. So often
Ren & Stimpy was bizarre and I loved it!
Deadpool: Should of worn the brown pants
I don't see how different this is from bringing pre-ripped jeans. But I guess I never knew how much those costs.
I watched Ren and Stimpy as a kid. Hell I even watched liquid television and all that crazy stuff
Nordstroms also sells rock t-shirts for posers that have never been to a rock concert, but they want to look cool, like they did.
The store charges 6 times the price for a rock concert t-shirt than you pay at concerts or the band’s website.
Rich people trying to look cool, like they went to an Aerosmith concert, buy them, but they obviously never went to a concert, because they don’t know what concert t-shirts cost, which is 1/6 of what Nordstroms charges for the same shirts.
Great episode guys! 😄
3:20 LOL OMG hahaha
Omg... I could be 4,500 dollars richer right now if I can just -con- I mean, sell my dirty pants right now :D
I loved ren & stimpy as a kid, but shit I do NOT remember that cheese grater episode. 'Don't piss on the electric fence' was a classic tho
Blink 182 is really big in the UK
The off-the cuff blood spatter
11:25 Maude Pie would love that
I actually like this because it validates my actual shitty jeans with paint marks and superglue in tears and all sorts of mess. Normally it’s just trash but compared to this it’s Ernest
It's like me not being able to find any pants that aren't acid washed or with holes. You have to work to find normal pants for women. But who spends that much on pants?
I'm surprised they didn't even mention the TopShop clear plastic jeans they're peddling out to women now.
$425 for muddy pants. Man, I can sell some pants with mud, chicken poo and duck poo all over them, and they wouldn't be $425.
OK well I had nightmares about Ren & Stimpy over the weekend.
Coming next... designer "Pookie from New Jack City" scarfs.
Nordstroms charges 6 times the price for rock concert t-shirts that you pay at the concert or the band’s website.
Rich people trying to look cool, like they went to an Aerosmith concert, and they obviously never went to a concert, because they don’t know what concert t-shirts cost
I choose practically and duribility over design any day.
That’s why most of these idiotic companies are going out of business!
The actual point of those jeans was for rich people who actually see "work" as Ironic.
So does Girts only have 2 or 3 shirts in his entire wardrobe? Probably time to retire that Penguin shirt to the dry cleaning Hall of Fame
much like the Supreme Brick lmao
Oh c'mon! People are still paying for jeans with holes in them 30yrs later
trailer Tuesday?!
Watching a UA-cam video while watching a UA-cam video, how meta
Railcar brown lmao
ren & stimpy rocked when I was 8 and it rocks at 33
Its the game grumps product "Shit Stain"!
I feel like this product was more of a publicity stunt.
I bought a Metallica shirt from H&M with holes in it. I thought it looked cool but pants I wouldn't do that for.
*Remember when they started selling jeans with holes already in them? :-)*
Are you guys gonna comment on the Fyre Festival?
thank you!
I'm a graphic designer and crap like this reminds me why I will NEVER, EVER, work in the fashion industry. Not even out of desperation, I'd sooner be jobless than work that scene. The amount of stupid deception is just overwhelming. At least if I'm working on a brand, it'd be behind one that's marketed to a wider audience.
Also, fun fact: There's a HUGE market for "worked in jeans" on Ebay. Torn, acid stained, rusted, painted, w/e. Look it up, I dare you. I'm debating putting up my art studio jeans.
You see someone with so much money they don't know what to do with that they are wearing $450 muddy pants, you should have the right to knock them over the head and take their wallet.
Damnut when the hell is Korey gonna fix that damn Gamecube??
Man I can't believe I've outside turning wrenches for chump change. When I could've made fortune selling my oil stained jeans.
How is Danielle not in on this? This would fit perfectly for female input, instead of just 90% silence from Girts.
really i would have loved to hear Danielle's crazy ass opinions on this tho XD
She'd probably find some way to defend it
Bet she's in line right now willing to pay for the limited Chocolate star patch in the back for only $600
They really needed Danielle's stupid opinions on this one. Where is she when they need her the most?
The Comedian Honestly, this is something more fitting for Danielle. Least it's not about anything sensitive like rape or abuse or anything like that. A topic about something as stupid as this would be more up her game.
The real foamposites
This is Mugatu's Derelicte.
Was that o ren and stimpy or adult party cartoon? If that was og ren and stimpy then damn wtf
people wear skinny jeans. Get a couple of popular rappers to wear these pants. And the public will follow. Teens will be wearing these in no time.
Not even watched the video, but imma say I did to sound cool.
belated April fools?
this is a good post
If you make joke shit like this and charge out the ass for it, and people BUY your product, I see nothing wrong with that. It's genius. I'm only upset that I didn't think of it first lol. Some people are dupers and some people are dupees.
Ichimatsu Matsuno that comment matches your picture so well.
8:21. Looks like the rumors are true. GoodwinXGirts is real and are able to finish each other's sentences.
Go on Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP site, it's worse.
That's not cool Nordstrom, stealing from Kanye West's designs and ideas.
lol Turkey's not in Europe Korey
Brother Bear it's partly in Europe, but not EU
Seriously?!?!
chinpokomon 👞
Never been this early
Fashion is so ridiculous at times. Why sale something like that period. 😂 They're so ugly and odd.
Blood-stained lingerie knickers next? 👙💉
Didn't you say your girl (wife now) was Turkish? Turkey is technically in Asia.
prps basically copying robin's jean but only uglier
400 dolla poo pants
Looty Pebbles. Why do rocks steel... or don't they?
Booty Ghettos. They make Black gold ...? Jay-Z? Ew
Man this is Horrible... How much this pants cost again??? $400???? GTFOH y'all deserve to be conned if you buy this!!!
this is the pants that Larry the Cable guy should wear.
funny
I used to pay 60 dollars for Jnco shorts back in the day lol this is just fuckin idiotic.