Billy, don't eat my lawnmower!
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- Опубліковано 8 тра 2024
- Neighbors goat is harassing me,
I suppose Billy is one of them free range kind.
I think he felt some kind of way
about my lawn mower,
I had no idea he had been nibbling on it.
A few hours after this was recorded
Billy attacked me while I was cleaning the Yard , it was full blown National Geographic Nature gone wild style , multiple bruises & torn layer of skin here & there on my thighs.
I'll recover, I'm sure.
He is acting like a kid making sure you're watching him lol he keeps looking back to make sure you see his shenanigans!
Billy is mean, he's attacked me twice today and another guy who stopped by to bring supplies. I thought I wanted goats, no, I want sheep instead. Now I have a better understanding of why Christ Jesus throws the goats into the fire 🔥 js
@@sunshinemcelrath88 when I was a teenager my mom had the "brilliant" idea that if we got a goat we wouldn't have to mow the grass or compost etc.
He of course did not eat grass. Wouldn't have eaten a single blade if his life depended on it.
He would also be standing on my car when I would try to leave to go to school and I would have to throw rocks at him to get him off and then have to run as fast as I could and jump in the car before he attacked.
We had a pen for him but he was Houdini and there wasn't a chain or pen or cage on earth that could've kept him inside for more than a day or 2.
He could untwist wire, untie ropes, and pull chicken wire and off the posts and we have no idea how he did any of it.
You'd just wake up to him standing on the car and the wire hanging off his pen.
@@ChristinaFromUA-cam
Sounds like Houdini's brother lives next-door! 😂 after I had been attacked twice yesterday by who I Lovinglingly refer to as Billy , I heard someone say that he keeps escaping his pen. I thank you for sharing, I myself had considered getting a few goats to help with the overgrowth of this land, but now...I'm considering more carefully. I fell in love with mini goats a few years back, I think I'm over it now.
@@sunshinemcelrath88 its honestly a good idea to have lawn-care goats it just doesn't account for the fact that goats only do the opposite of what you want them to.
You'd have to pretend its your precious heirloom grass and the only thing you ask of the goat is for him to pleeease not eat your grass. Then the goat would eat the grass 🤣
If he thinks you want him to eat it the goat would probably starve to death before eating the grass.
Being goats really is the perfect analogy for the way the disobedient think. "God told me not to covet so now I covet 100x more than I would have if he hadn't told me not to" is I believe how Paul explains being a old goat.
I genuinely believe that goat my mom had only stood on MY car because it bothered me the most of out everyone. There were higher vehicles and even higher ground he could've chose to stand on but he wanted to thumb his nose at me and my demands of him.
Mini goats would get rid of the worst part of a goat at least. They couldn't hurt you like they want to lol
Nyce!🎉