Donald Trump Allegedly Forged His Own Doctor's Note | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

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  • @jenzgreen471
    @jenzgreen471 6 років тому +401

    Trevor's accents are always spot on

    • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
      @judeconnor-macintyre9874 3 роки тому

      Not his Australian one, we don't sound like that, well, Malcom Turnball doesn't.

  • @dayneofstarfall897
    @dayneofstarfall897 6 років тому +122

    "Who's gonna pay for it? Belgium." 😂😂 I can't

  • @michaelmcdonald2326
    @michaelmcdonald2326 6 років тому +407

    His Aussie accent is on point haha

    • @affenket
      @affenket 6 років тому +13

      Its actually fantastic.

    • @undinism69
      @undinism69 6 років тому +14

      It was great! (yes I'm Aussie btw)

    • @tahreesuh
      @tahreesuh 6 років тому +13

      Michael McDonald That was a quality Aussie accent 😁👌

    • @GM-oy2fg
      @GM-oy2fg 6 років тому +5

      Its so true

    • @debadev2179
      @debadev2179 6 років тому +2

      Michael McDonald it was Perfect. 🇦🇺

  • @aaronfon18
    @aaronfon18 6 років тому +177

    doing a french accent while doing a trump voice, trevor is savage af

  • @seventyeight3452
    @seventyeight3452 6 років тому +173

    “Least racist person”
    “Healthiest individual ever”
    “We have the accomplished more than any president ever”
    “Everybody say so”
    Only a sith deals in absolutes.

    • @andersylinen9429
      @andersylinen9429 6 років тому +4

      Best comment

    • @hansakkerman2611
      @hansakkerman2611 6 років тому +6

      Seventy Eight "I have great respect for women. Nobody has more respect for women than I do. I've said things that, frankly, you hear these things I said. And I was embarrassed by it. But I have tremendous respect for women. And women have respect for me."

    • @hirvale
      @hirvale 6 років тому +7

      Hans Akkerman Its weird how whenever I hear something Trump would say an automatic trump voice turns on in my head

    • @muffinman5741
      @muffinman5741 6 років тому

      Anders Ylinen most ironic comment

    • @seansong6469
      @seansong6469 6 років тому

      So basically, when i heard "Healthiest individual ever", i knew it's from Trump, because a sound automatically appears in my head, in Trump's voice. 😂😂😂

  • @ai6600
    @ai6600 6 років тому +71

    The Aussie accent 😂😂😂 as an Aussie I say you pretty much nailed it mate 👏🏽

    • @bilindalaw-morley161
      @bilindalaw-morley161 6 років тому +1

      She blinded me with Science me too, from another one from down under

    • @---kp1hm
      @---kp1hm 6 років тому

      Sad thing is Malcom doesn’t sound like that.

  • @riy99bl90
    @riy99bl90 6 років тому +121

    Lol... "healthiest individual ever..." part did sound exactly like it came from trump😂😂😂. But i have never heard of any other President who uses such cheesy lines

    • @bin1127
      @bin1127 6 років тому +6

      The president of pizza hut probably does.

    • @venus189
      @venus189 6 років тому +2

      I thought the same haha!

  • @dinsel9691
    @dinsel9691 6 років тому +25

    Letting the patient write his own letter that you sign and pretend its from you as a Doctor should be a crime... and if it is not then at least he should be struck off the register and never practise medicine again.

    • @PennyDreadful1
      @PennyDreadful1 6 років тому

      Well Trump is a powerful man. He might have been very persuasive.

  • @nickweston6472
    @nickweston6472 6 років тому +94

    Nicest thing anyone in Australia has said to Turnbull since he got elected.

  • @maureenawty6629
    @maureenawty6629 6 років тому +38

    lol I'm a Aussie we have a sense of humor that was funny 👍

    • @Tuppence1966
      @Tuppence1966 6 років тому +1

      Maureen Awty love from South Africa

  • @henryfoolman7
    @henryfoolman7 6 років тому +130

    And he isn't in jail yet ? What's wrong with the U.S of A ? Greetings from europe.

    • @ianism3
      @ianism3 6 років тому +8

      ... or anywhere else in the world....

    • @rickwhite4137
      @rickwhite4137 6 років тому +4

      Whats wrong??? The educational system has been failing for decades. Multiple choices exams.

    • @Tuppence1966
      @Tuppence1966 6 років тому +2

      Henry Foolman their insanity is now revealed for all to see

  • @Poochie1
    @Poochie1 6 років тому +6

    That ring joke was awesome

  • @XxDarkManaxX
    @XxDarkManaxX 6 років тому +47

    After this letter was published, I was like: "Healtiest president..."
    *remembers footageof Obama playing basketball,Bush and Clinton jogging and Carter, who is OVER 90 YEARS old *
    "Yeah, this lazy, slender couch potatos are definetly not nearly as healthy as Trump..."

    • @sabz1019
      @sabz1019 6 років тому

      XxDarkManaxX 😂😂😂

  • @mangimbhele2794
    @mangimbhele2794 6 років тому +42

    "...aging bongo salesman..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Gotta love Trevor....

  • @GM-oy2fg
    @GM-oy2fg 6 років тому +33

    This man is great! Good reporter! Very entertaining and smart.

  • @manjunathmadabal
    @manjunathmadabal 6 років тому +10

    Still the doctor should be punished for signing on false certification.

    • @leeloominai8186
      @leeloominai8186 6 років тому

      Yeah, outrageous - it's an important issue: maybe they even should mention that the medical community seems to be unprofessional these days to the president himself.

  • @MRFlackAttack1
    @MRFlackAttack1 6 років тому +12

    The Australia slang that would be more appropriate than “Shaggable” would be “Rootable”.

    • @MrDngrsdave
      @MrDngrsdave 6 років тому

      Rootable is more bogan slang

  • @khayadlamini2894
    @khayadlamini2894 6 років тому +14

    'I didnt kill nobody! but who's the OJ lawyer again?" Hahaha

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 років тому +243

    My only doubt that Trump wrote that letter is that there was no mention of "hand gigantism, that is spreading to his crotch'.

    • @giddy5611
      @giddy5611 6 років тому

      New Message m , km, m n. M

    • @akizeta
      @akizeta 6 років тому

      Other way around, surely?

    • @the_bottomfragger
      @the_bottomfragger 6 років тому +3

      New Message Actually I'm pretty sure he said he had to take out a few sentences because they didn't sound believable lol

    • @FILNAT2011
      @FILNAT2011 6 років тому

      New Message
      See we been watching the same videos!

    • @leeloominai8186
      @leeloominai8186 6 років тому

      @New Message: Two words: too sophisticated

  • @colibri224
    @colibri224 6 років тому +23

    Oh come on english people, you too describe people with "tasty" expressions like "you're so sweet" or "no need to get spicy"

    • @liimakino
      @liimakino 6 років тому +3

      Colibri "salty" too, haha

    • @altrag
      @altrag 6 років тому +3

      Sure we do. Just usually not about someone else' wife. At least not to their face. On national TV (and international interwebs) no less.
      I mean its funny and worth reporting (especially on a comedy show) but its hardly important on any sort of political level. It took all of 2 seconds for the French PR department to issue an explanation/correction that makes perfect sense.
      Now if that was Trump, SHS would be telling us how "people close to the president knows what he meant" or some other vague non-answer that makes it sound far, far more sinister than just being a simple faux pas. Covfefe anyone?

  • @magnetiktrax
    @magnetiktrax 6 років тому +17

    Trump, the only leader at the G7 to use a golf cart to get around while the rest of the leaders walked. 😆

  • @animelytical8354
    @animelytical8354 6 років тому +7

    The Aussie and the French. Trevor is KILLING it

  • @d3r4g45
    @d3r4g45 6 років тому +10

    oh cmon its a translation issue.

  • @3reenlabbe
    @3reenlabbe 6 років тому +11

    Understand that Macron is french, and us, francophones, have different ways to say things. Delicious can be a simple, inoffensive adjective to us.

    • @i.i.iiii.i.i
      @i.i.iiii.i.i 6 років тому +1

      #ExcuseMyFrench

    • @Martial-TPL
      @Martial-TPL 6 років тому

      Yes, hope he learns his lesson and speak French next time instead of playing the lapdog of the anglo-saxons. Although (délicieux/delicious) totally means lovely/delightful in French in this context, for all his political flaws he is not a creep as an individual.

  • @globalcitizenn
    @globalcitizenn 6 років тому +10

    Poor Macron.. I think he meant delightful

    • @MarieHP
      @MarieHP 6 років тому

      globalcitizenn He totally did... it's an inoffensive and funny translation mistake

  • @Ben-qg6rj
    @Ben-qg6rj 6 років тому +16

    Sorry for breaking the bad news to you guys, but we will not be paying for it. Sincerely yours, Belgium

    • @Blullaby
      @Blullaby 6 років тому +3

      Hey, we still love you "une fois" (: ! Sincerely, France ~

  • @marfisilva
    @marfisilva 6 років тому +27

    Trevor's faces in the thumbnails are hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @shinchansfunnyvines6900
    @shinchansfunnyvines6900 6 років тому +188

    #DeliciousWife

    • @trudiedavies7251
      @trudiedavies7251 6 років тому +1

      Shinchan's Funny Vines hah Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi she’s a #DelicousWife

    • @MrAizatazmi
      @MrAizatazmi 6 років тому +6

      malcom and macron should involve in swinger party

    • @akamba12
      @akamba12 6 років тому

      Hahah cominh from shin Chan !

    • @akamba12
      @akamba12 6 років тому +1

      Hahah coming from shin Chan !

    • @AeternaQueen
      @AeternaQueen 6 років тому

      Hannibal Lecter style

  • @debadev2179
    @debadev2179 6 років тому +84

    We are all delicious

    • @jo8lessstevejobs834
      @jo8lessstevejobs834 6 років тому

      .

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 6 років тому +1

      And you're the apples of our eyes.
      Yes, I'm macintoshing on you.
      But, these days, that could land me in Cort(land).

  • @Drecon84
    @Drecon84 6 років тому +1

    When I heard the contents of that letter the first thing I thought was: "Wow, the wording on that almost makes it sound like Trump wrote it himself"

  • @Tuppence1966
    @Tuppence1966 6 років тому

    New attorney , Elmar Fudd 😂😂

  • @JWSaunders14
    @JWSaunders14 6 років тому +16

    Calling a woman delicious is a high risk high reward operation haha

  • @user-tn9zp6eb6q
    @user-tn9zp6eb6q 6 років тому +2

    good job

  • @rebekahfehlberg3719
    @rebekahfehlberg3719 6 років тому +1

    Oh my god. Trevor doing our Australian accent 😂😂😂😂 I'm gonna die it was so funny 😂😂😂
    Your wife is quite shaggable as well
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @glombard8583
    @glombard8583 6 років тому +1

    I don't know if you know it but Macron always use old-fashioned and forgotten words. So he used a meaning to "délicieuse" which is unknown to french people ! So we also misunderstood what he said.

  • @claudineizaks7839
    @claudineizaks7839 6 років тому +4

    I.said the same think he was spending too much time with trump...

  • @Reza.El-Fatih
    @Reza.El-Fatih 6 років тому

    2:26 I literally spit out my drink! thanks trevor! 😂

  • @fatemazohra5867
    @fatemazohra5867 6 років тому

    I’m dying my stomach is aching 😂😂😂😂

  • @etoilefilante2110
    @etoilefilante2110 6 років тому

    Trevor u always spoil classic movies 😂

  • @gabriellarena2256
    @gabriellarena2256 6 років тому +2

    Calling someone's wife "delicious" is such a French thing to do

  • @salimosman8188
    @salimosman8188 6 років тому +2

    the Noose tightens....☠

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 6 років тому +1

      But it's a...
      (sigh)
      Fake Noose.

    • @salimosman8188
      @salimosman8188 6 років тому

      Bruce Baker bit like fake news..😁

  • @Alanthos17
    @Alanthos17 6 років тому

    "DELIGHTFUL! I MEANT DELIGH-oh sacrebleu."

  • @osx117
    @osx117 6 років тому

    Mr. Noah you are tha best!

  • @ranjini1828
    @ranjini1828 6 років тому +12

    Trumb in disguise
    oh my god

  • @yourcommentmightnotworksop9987
    @yourcommentmightnotworksop9987 6 років тому

    I see,he got that "WRONG"

  • @khanmaida
    @khanmaida 6 років тому

    Trevor Noah's Aussie accent is on point.

  • @LReBe7
    @LReBe7 6 років тому

    Belgium is going to pay for it xD

  • @Oblithian
    @Oblithian 6 років тому +1

    The english word for delicious also means delightful...

  • @DalithaMW
    @DalithaMW 6 років тому

    Man, this story was only four months ago? It feels like literal years ago...

  • @abseiduk
    @abseiduk 5 років тому

    That Doctor should be sued!

  • @handsomehobo4727
    @handsomehobo4727 6 років тому +10

    It's official Trump is so incredibly helathy and powerful that if not for the presidency he would definitely be in the Avengers: Infinity War and in case anyone is curious yes he can lift Thor's hammer

  • @d3r4g45
    @d3r4g45 6 років тому +4

    Ty Cobb = Bill Murray
    same person

  • @chokinonashes61
    @chokinonashes61 6 років тому +18

    Anyone surprised that Trumpy wrote it himself?!

    • @maximwannabepro3021
      @maximwannabepro3021 6 років тому +2

      It even sounds like him :D

    • @TheNicoliyah
      @TheNicoliyah 6 років тому +3

      chokinonashes61 I'm like the least surprised person ever!

    • @bilindalaw-morley161
      @bilindalaw-morley161 6 років тому

      chokinonashes61 only because it was coherent n had big words. But they were the best words.

  • @lornaginetteharrison414
    @lornaginetteharrison414 6 років тому

    I keep mishearing 'Emmet Flood' as 'Elmer Fudd'!
    (The jury's still out on which of those two would actually be more useful or effective!)

  • @neerkum5428
    @neerkum5428 6 років тому

    So hilarious when the doctor said "he wrote it himself" in a very mundane tone.

  • @bcpr9812
    @bcpr9812 6 років тому

    Trevor Noah is really good with the accents. His Obama impression (not in this video) is also fantastic.

  • @jahzara1238
    @jahzara1238 6 років тому

    Back off Pepé Le Pew 🤣🤣

  • @GeorgeLee85
    @GeorgeLee85 6 років тому +1

    Trevor is my man!

  • @samantharose7951
    @samantharose7951 6 років тому

    That was an excellent Australian accent haha, well done :)

  • @DanielVagg
    @DanielVagg 6 років тому

    That was an amazing Australian accent.

  • @natel8578
    @natel8578 6 років тому

    LOL nailed the Aussie accent

  • @M_ggi_e
    @M_ggi_e 6 років тому

    Did the thing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @neyscot1961
    @neyscot1961 6 років тому

    oh well. twas nice knowing u doctor

  • @heesingsia4634
    @heesingsia4634 6 років тому +4

    Love it when words spoken by a non native speaker gets lost in translation. I'd only wished Mr turnbull would have replied in a full blown Nigel thornberry accent. Ah, delightful, your wife is also smashing.

  • @kkhalifah1019
    @kkhalifah1019 6 років тому

    4:05 - I swear I thought I heard ELMER FUDD

  • @thearchibaldtuttle
    @thearchibaldtuttle 6 років тому

    Yeah, Macaroni is doing this very often. He translates directly from French and uses the same words. Funny though.

  • @georgeguy2963
    @georgeguy2963 6 років тому

    What!!! Bruce Willis was not alive in Sixth Sense?!?!

  • @bardihno50w75
    @bardihno50w75 6 років тому

    Trevor is the best

  • @brucebaker810
    @brucebaker810 6 років тому

    So his doc (from the 1960's) and his lawyer (from the 1860's)...have been 86ed.

  • @Oktopia
    @Oktopia 6 років тому

    Gonna eat me some delightful cupcakes.

  • @ericng7015
    @ericng7015 6 років тому

    Healthiest individual ever, bigly

  • @DHorse
    @DHorse 5 років тому

    So... The doctor should obviously lose his license.

  • @dbcooper28
    @dbcooper28 6 років тому +1

    Macron "delicious wife" comment is not even common in french so translating it into English was very risky

    • @Blullaby
      @Blullaby 6 років тому +2

      J'ai passé un moment délicieux en votre compagnie.
      Rencontrer votre délicieuse épouse fût des plus agréable...
      En français, ça me semble aussi logique que "charmant(e)" ^^ mais effectivement, c'était peut-être une traduction quelque peu candide ^^

  • @murderoustendencies
    @murderoustendencies 6 років тому

    I'm French and if anyone called my partner delicious I would not trust them ever again hahaha.

  • @machedaevra3169
    @machedaevra3169 6 років тому

    Ok for sure now we are tired of winning

  • @Anton1699
    @Anton1699 6 років тому

    It's impressive that a french guy can speak a coherent English sentence. Don't get caught up on the details.

  • @---kp1hm
    @---kp1hm 6 років тому +1

    Hahaha
    Solid Australian accent, but Malcom Turnbull does not speak with an Australian accent.

  • @shivinshivin3372
    @shivinshivin3372 6 років тому +1

    That mustache.

  • @jcd5979
    @jcd5979 6 років тому

    Why would you call someone's wife delicious in front of his husband in a national television?

  • @martramT
    @martramT 6 років тому +52

    Next we'll learn that Trump's birth certificate is a lie and he is actually from Kenya :D

    • @anithahelvi5048
      @anithahelvi5048 6 років тому +1

      martramT lol

    • @georgenorris2657
      @georgenorris2657 6 років тому +2

      A truly Trevor-worthy one liner!

    • @Tuppence1966
      @Tuppence1966 6 років тому

      martramT Kenya is a nice place 🤣🤣

    • @faithnaswa1297
      @faithnaswa1297 6 років тому +5

      No thanks, I am from Kenya, we have crazy politicians all on our own, we don't need new imports of former alleged exports, if that does happen, I as a Kenyan citizen, on behalf of my fellow Kenyans, politely urge the US of A to keep him. We could take Kanye though, he's crazy without power, which is how most Kenyans like their crazy people.

    • @annmburu1063
      @annmburu1063 6 років тому

      😂😂We will deport him just like Miguna

  • @sagejay8177
    @sagejay8177 6 років тому +2

    okay

  • @suitrBJ
    @suitrBJ 6 років тому

    Trevor does a fairly good Australian accent

  • @DHorse
    @DHorse 5 років тому

    Hey... Trump's lawyer. That's Snidely Whiplash.

  • @hvltg3753
    @hvltg3753 6 років тому +1

    The doctor signed it though. Either way it''s his fault if what was said was a lie.

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 6 років тому +18

    Well, as the saying goes: ' trump is stranger than fiction ' . . .

    • @TheNicoliyah
      @TheNicoliyah 6 років тому

      camelshit 😂😂😂very good!!!

  • @theindivisible
    @theindivisible 6 років тому +7

    Also lied about bone spurs to avoid the draft

  • @kelvinakuffo3766
    @kelvinakuffo3766 6 років тому

    lest we forget Kennedy's "Ich bin ein Berliner"

  • @bugsbunny857
    @bugsbunny857 6 років тому

    "Do you know what it takes to scare a guy who had Colera in the Spanish American war?"

  • @tahreesuh
    @tahreesuh 6 років тому +4

    *Delicious*

  • @petitio_principii
    @petitio_principii 6 років тому +1

    That happens because the French don't even have a word for _gaffe._ Or so said George W. Bush.

    • @Martial-TPL
      @Martial-TPL 6 років тому

      I see what you did there ;)

  • @ebbyc1817
    @ebbyc1817 6 років тому

    That Aussie accent.

  • @rickjames9039
    @rickjames9039 6 років тому

    I knew it, only he can boost his own ego like that

  • @everlystyles6530
    @everlystyles6530 6 років тому +10

    this is hilarious!! poor macron

    • @Jawira777
      @Jawira777 6 років тому

      yes! but he laughed about it too afterwards XD

  • @CButtonshaw
    @CButtonshaw 6 років тому +5

    Trump is jealous of Bornstein's hair.

  • @NDBit
    @NDBit 6 років тому

    Aww, that was an honest and adorable mistake

  • @scleija
    @scleija 6 років тому +1

    Ty Cobb looks like Bill Murray.

  • @GrahamChapman
    @GrahamChapman 6 років тому

    The problem, I think, is that Republicans who are opposed to Trump's policies choose to leave their posts instead of staying and opposing him and his work. Why won't they oppose him?

  • @glendaharris4776
    @glendaharris4776 6 років тому

    I cannot stop laughing, Trevor is the best!

  • @victoriastable1
    @victoriastable1 6 років тому

    @4:00 Where's his "Monocle?????" welcome to the Mandela Effect/Strong Delusion! mikey

  • @joylucas6421
    @joylucas6421 5 років тому

    Day after tomorrow b ung malaking flood s california tpos bigla nging ice. Tpos s natiinal library ngpuntahan mga tao kc un nlang bldg n may mataas n nd nabot ng water pro ngice