I’m one of the midgets he made grow. My freshman year I played “Sneezy” in the school play of Snow White. By my senior year I was center of the basketball team. I even threw away my colostomy bag. Thanks Bob!
Haven't seen it, but I've heard Tilton and guys like him tell equally ridiculous stories. I am a Christian, and this is not Christianity. This is Bob Tilton trying to get rich by preying on the gullible and desperate.
@@EricSchneider82 I never seen a midget grow however I did meet a man who was a midget who claims God healed him when he was 27 ( I think if I remember correctly) and he began to grow to be 6 feet tall. He still had a midgets voice. Hi name was Jimmy Maynor from Benton Tennessee and he has now passed away. A friend of mine in Tennessee use to help him in his ministry. I believe he still has one or two books on Amazon. I also still have some of his voice on a recording from a time he spoke at church.
ROFL😂. Mandaracasapara...blabla we've seen midgets grow! Mandaracarapadata...we don't make this stuff up! LOL. This is one the funniest church shits I've ever heard. Thanks John Oliver.
"We have seen midgets grow"..................one of the funniest 45 seconds I have ever seen. I can't quit laughing. This is going to be an Epic vid seen by millions as it continues to spread across the web.
Victor Paul Wierwille claimed to see it snow in the summer. Fact-checkers confirmed, along with archivists, that it was a lie, due to meteorological records. So yeah, if a midget takes on natural growth, it would be a WORLDWIDE SENSATION.
Go ahead and laugh you mean people! I use to be 42" tall until I sent Bob a thousand bucks, ordered 30 gallons of miracle water from Angely (bathed in it), bought 100 miracle prayer cloths from Leroy Jenkins (made a shirt), got 10 gallons of miracle oil from Benny Hinn (had a party...deep fried chicken) and sent Rod Parsley 500 bucks!!! *NOW I AM ALMOST 7 FEET TALL AND PLAY BASKETBALL WHEN I AM NOT FEEDING THE GIRAFFES AT THE ZOO!!!!* LIFE IS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I REALLY don't understand how this exists... The only reason would be because people are buying it... Which is more frightening than the guy talking gibberish.
The non-English-language part is what, in an alternate universe, I said to my bride during exchange of wedding vows in front of 400 people. FORTUNATELY for her, this universe is not the one.
"manda da keenda dinda DUBO-!SOMEOne with digestive tract problems QUICKLY CALL!" did you hear how quick he switched over, so quick he stuttered over the word digestive LoL
Bobby: I don't make this stuff up! We have thousands of testimonials, documented by people's lives that have been changes! Me: If those testimonials are documented, can I see them for myself? Bobby: No!
So sad. He did so much damage, but the preachers who surrendered their lives and churches over to this would not listen. They were counting the money. They had cars and homes and people telling them that they were the next thing after Jesus! Sick. Sad. Hell is a real place. Don't send yourself there!
Hell is most certainly not a real place. Don't fearmonger. I know you think you're being good by helping people avoid "hell" but you can clearly track its growth as a concept and it's clearly a human invention. Seriously how can you believe in something so obviously coercive and violent?
This was part of the first draft of the lyrics for Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Picture midgets growing on a boat on a river, with colostomy bag trees and manda bah soo yah skies.
I can’t comprehend how people didn’t see this as a ridiculous snake oil sales pitch and gave him money to the tune of 80 million per year. I’m not super intelligent by any means and can see this is a scam.
He is supposed to be speaking in tongues. Which would be fine, if he wasn't asking for huge donations all the time and lying saying he doesn't take much. He blatently took the lions share for his holidays etc..
I heard this guy on TV once and he said, "I want everybody to go to your phone and make a vowel. But NOT just any vowel, I want you to make a THOOOUSAND dollar vowel. That's right folks, I want you to make a THOOOUSAND dollar vowel. We don't want any rinky-dink vowels"!! I swear I can remember it like it was yesterday.. and I thought, goddamn, are there really people in the world that are that damn stupid... ahah Lmmfao
@@kimfleury Um. No. Christians aren't more moral than non-Christians or atheists lol. Plenty of people do horrible things while still believing in god. Religious people need to learn that religion =/= being a good person and they need to stop pretending like bad people who are Christians aren't really Christians. You can't just pretend he's secretely an atheist just because otherwise he makes you look bad
Will Ferrell doing a spoof of televangelists would more or less be Robert Tilton manda saba bakooya, Jon Lovitz would be a great Benny Hinn, Robin Williams would be perfect as either Peter Popoff or Ernest Angley (i.e. Ernest Angry), the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase would do a great impersonation of Mike Murdock, Wayne Brady would do a really good Creflo Dollar too on Whose Line, but I was really hoping we could talk Dave Chappelle into taking that role when it gets made into a movie.
*_"I DONT MAKE THIS STUFF UP!"_*
LOL good game Robert.
It’s almost like he heard someone whisper that he was full of it. 💀
Robert Tilton you did it. Midgets are growing in the disney snow white remake
It's pretty bad when you have to shout "I don't make this stuff up!"
hahhahahhqhqhq
I'd say so lol
🤣
He scared the shit out of me when he said: I don't make this stuff up!!!! 😂
lmao!!! 😂😂😂😂
That's how he cured the problem with the digestive system!
I’m one of the midgets he made grow. My freshman year I played “Sneezy” in the school play of Snow White. By my senior year I was center of the basketball team. I even threw away my colostomy bag. Thanks Bob!
Lol 😂😂😂😂
Nice Haha lol😂🤣
Underrated post. My god man, you’re doing tha Lard’s work
Lol... I believe such things are possible, but I love a good sense of humor.
You probably scored a three pointer with that colostomy bag throw, didn’t you
"I don't make this stuff up!" - Yes, Bob, you do. 😂
No matter how bad my day is going, watching this video always puts a smile on my face.
I love watching this asshole rant.
Just when I was thinking to myself "self, how does he come up with this stuff?" he yelled "I DON'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!".
Haven't seen it, but I've heard Tilton and guys like him tell equally ridiculous stories. I am a Christian, and this is not Christianity. This is Bob Tilton trying to get rich by preying on the gullible and desperate.
@@EricSchneider82 I never seen a midget grow however I did meet a man who was a midget who claims God healed him when he was 27 ( I think if I remember correctly) and he began to grow to be 6 feet tall. He still had a midgets voice. Hi name was Jimmy Maynor from Benton Tennessee and he has now passed away. A friend of mine in Tennessee use to help him in his ministry. I believe he still has one or two books on Amazon. I also still have some of his voice on a recording from a time he spoke at church.
ROFL😂. Mandaracasapara...blabla we've seen midgets grow! Mandaracarapadata...we don't make this stuff up! LOL. This is one the funniest church shits I've ever heard. Thanks John Oliver.
Amen!! Hoo ba ba kanda!!!😂
"We have seen midgets grow"..................one of the funniest 45 seconds I have ever seen. I can't quit laughing. This is going to be an Epic vid seen by millions as it continues to spread across the web.
This is so insulting for little people I'm surprised this video is allowed on UA-cam.
He was improvising and accidentally spoke an impossibility. We've seen midgets grow! I'd love to see documented evidence of that!
probably so. haha That's a good theory
Victor Paul Wierwille claimed to see it snow in the summer. Fact-checkers confirmed, along with archivists, that it was a lie, due to meteorological records. So yeah, if a midget takes on natural growth, it would be a WORLDWIDE SENSATION.
I EXPLODED LAUGHING MY ASS OUT WHEN HE SAYS " l don't make this stuff up" LOL
Pastor Bob is the real deal,he played with his winky backstage and it grew several inches.😂
2022 we still laughing
I don't know what's funnier: Mandakasaba, midgets growing, or growth cells but man this made my day
When he shouts "I don't make this stuff up" my first response is "Yes, you clearly fucking are!".
I'm so glad this guy is back on the air. I had a lot of fun watching him as a child. Laughed my ass off.
Where's he on at? I've never seen him on TV, just UA-cam clips.
I’m so thankful to be Catholic. We don’t have evangelists like this. We just admit we’re a mega church.
I'm Thankful To Have Converted To Orthodoxy, but I still have some of the affects from when I was still in this charismatic movement.
I’m surprised that the “I don’t make this stuff up” quote isn’t a meme yet. Let’s make it a meme.
Mandalabasata! I DON'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!
I just heard about this in 2022 thanks to a John Oliver video that popped up in my recommended. Dying of laughter here.
Thumbs up if John Oliver brought you here
Joshua Lopez John Oliver sucks CNN's smelly cunts.
"I'm sorry, but you cannot say 'I don't make this stuff up' just five seconds after saying the words 'manda cassa basanda!!'"
Fuck John Oliver
John Oliver is not funny
@@vincentmeadows1 then watch something else
our Lady of perpetual exemption
+Tomás Jonsson
I sent in the 50 lb bag of seeds.
"We see several people being delivered from a colostomy bag"
WTF dude :D
😂😂😂😂😂
Victor Reyes Nevermind the anatomical logistics of reversing a colostomy.
😂😂😂
The "i don't make this stuff up" always cracks me up. It's like he's trying to convince himself what he's saying is real.
Seeing midgets grow, I’ll throw in the collect plate for that and I’m Muslim.😂😂😂😂😂 [posted April 22, 2020]
Go ahead and laugh you mean people! I use to be 42" tall until I sent Bob a thousand bucks, ordered 30 gallons of miracle water from Angely (bathed in it), bought 100 miracle prayer cloths from Leroy Jenkins (made a shirt), got 10 gallons of miracle oil from Benny Hinn (had a party...deep fried chicken) and sent Rod Parsley 500 bucks!!!
*NOW I AM ALMOST 7 FEET TALL AND PLAY BASKETBALL WHEN I AM NOT FEEDING THE GIRAFFES AT THE ZOO!!!!*
LIFE IS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW That's cool babygirl. I needs me a tall girl :)
I'M CURED, I NO LONGER BELIEVE IN CHRISTIANITY! ITS A MIRACLE, PRAISE ODIN!
Praise the Sun!
Praise Xenu!
Praise Pingu!
And pastors today wonder why people are skeptical of churches. It's no wonder they want to abolish the Department of Education.
"Mandada basata I DON'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!!"
Solo bastolo nanika!
Poor guy! Did he just get released from an insane assylum? Bless his heart.
Whenever I need a good laugh I just come back and replay this bahahahah!
Best entertainment on Sunday period!
"I don't make this stuff up!" Right after saying "We've seen midgets grow!"
The greatest moment in the history of Western civilization
‘I DONT MAKE THIS STUFF UP-BUBBA-AHUNSA-SHUNDDADADA’‼️‼️
Bob, you had me at mamamakosutetaba.
Let's not be too hasty now. He's not a midgetologist. Is it possible what he saw was a child that grew up?
The only vision that Bob had right was seeing people say "He's making that stuff up!"🤣🤣😂😂😂
That is hilarious!
I REALLY don't understand how this exists... The only reason would be because people are buying it... Which is more frightening than the guy talking gibberish.
Did he just say "Mama say mama sa mama koosa"? 0:03
Ypep!!! If he were less of a man, he should sue Jakson's estate!
jack north: uhmumma boo wah, um boosa tanga neesan boosala !
Can you imagine being so ignorant as to send this man, money?
our lady of perpetual exemption
He's still alive....doing the same ol crap...Google him.
I was waiting for him to mumble HAKUNA MATATA.
The non-English-language part is what, in an alternate universe, I said to my bride during exchange of wedding vows in front of 400 people. FORTUNATELY for her, this universe is not the one.
“When you mama shata ta ta with your coco cess nasa motta. You will then achieve unlimited humuhumunukunukuapua'a. I DON’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!”
One of the best videos on UA-cam
"manda da keenda dinda DUBO-!SOMEOne with digestive tract problems QUICKLY CALL!" did you hear how quick he switched over, so quick he stuttered over the word digestive LoL
Tilton cured me of habitual ball-scratching.
Shaublagoo gaaabbaa wabbbbaaa send me money waaaaaaa make a vow to God wacka wacka to buy me a new car and Rolex
Behold gabba goo!
I DON'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!------- right
Comedy at it's finest.
Bobby: I don't make this stuff up! We have thousands of testimonials, documented by people's lives that have been changes!
Me: If those testimonials are documented, can I see them for myself?
Bobby: No!
"I DON'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!"
Sounds legit.
Robert Tilton and the 'Banana Man' Ray Comfort are funny. Thank 'sometime' for them.
Hes lost his god damned mind..lol
That's assuming he had one to begin with(can't lose what you never had!)😁
Money always causes televangelists to lose their minds! Or as the other commentator stated- " if he had one to begin with..."
If being prophetic means babbling in baby-talk, it's time to grow up. Oh, but wait. ..it attracts people willing to give you their money.
Pastor Gas!!!!
Midgets grow😂
All midgets grow, just not very much. That's why they're midgets.
Untie uh bowtie who stola mah honda hasta la veeestah baaaaaabeeeeeeeeeee! LOL!
"Honey! Get my wallet!"
This guy is insane.
So sad. He did so much damage, but the preachers who surrendered their lives and churches over to this would not listen. They were counting the money. They had cars and homes and people telling them that they were the next thing after Jesus! Sick. Sad. Hell is a real place. Don't send yourself there!
Hell is most certainly not a real place. Don't fearmonger. I know you think you're being good by helping people avoid "hell" but you can clearly track its growth as a concept and it's clearly a human invention. Seriously how can you believe in something so obviously coercive and violent?
LMAO over and over and over
This was part of the first draft of the lyrics for Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Picture midgets growing on a boat on a river, with colostomy bag trees and manda bah soo yah skies.
Ha ha
Sim Sala Bim.. i've seen grass grow right before my eyes.
Hahahaha we don't make this stuff up. Lololol
Just say what you think Bob... whoops!
I can’t comprehend how people didn’t see this as a ridiculous snake oil sales pitch and gave him money to the tune of 80 million per year. I’m not super intelligent by any means and can see this is a scam.
You literally filmed every moment of your life for the entire 1980's, but you never videoed midgets growing??
ricky ticky tavey!
More good stuff from Brother Bob.
I was fine until I saw this. Now I have gas.
“people being delivered from a colostomy bag”
Midgets Grow!? BURN HIM! WITCHCRAFT!!
He started off talking about bowels because he knew he was full of shit 😃
Get the straight jacket NOW!!! Lmfao!
We've also seen people delivered from the colostomy bag!! Sodo basoya!!!
Horseshit Bob! 😂
Used to love his show just for the entertainment value 😂
He is supposed to be speaking in tongues. Which would be fine, if he wasn't asking for huge donations all the time and lying saying he doesn't take much. He blatently took the lions share for his holidays etc..
I command and decree it! 😂
his eyebrows look like they grew.
Chris Roberts selling Star Citizens JPEGs in action
Ha ba ba horchata!
I heard this guy on TV once and he said, "I want everybody to go to your phone and make a vowel. But NOT just any vowel, I want you to make a THOOOUSAND dollar vowel. That's right folks, I want you to make a THOOOUSAND dollar vowel. We don't want any rinky-dink vowels"!! I swear I can remember it like it was yesterday.. and I thought, goddamn, are there really people in the world that are that damn stupid... ahah Lmmfao
My mom is that stupid.
You have to buy vowels, just like on Wheel of Fortune.
...vow.
His a Christian yu know
No, he's an agnostic in league with the devil -- if he believed in God he wouldn't fleece people.
@@kimfleury Um. No. Christians aren't more moral than non-Christians or atheists lol. Plenty of people do horrible things while still believing in god. Religious people need to learn that religion =/= being a good person and they need to stop pretending like bad people who are Christians aren't really Christians. You can't just pretend he's secretely an atheist just because otherwise he makes you look bad
We have thousands of documented testimonials!!
Care to share them Bob?
Yes, but we're going to need a proctologist to extract them.
i don't know which is funnier; this or his pastor gas gig.
" I DON'T MAKE THIS UP!!!!" ROFLMAO
This guy would have been great on Whose Line Is It Anyway
Will Ferrell doing a spoof of televangelists would more or less be Robert Tilton manda saba bakooya, Jon Lovitz would be a great Benny Hinn, Robin Williams would be perfect as either Peter Popoff or Ernest Angley (i.e. Ernest Angry), the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase would do a great impersonation of Mike Murdock, Wayne Brady would do a really good Creflo Dollar too on Whose Line, but I was really hoping we could talk Dave Chappelle into taking that role when it gets made into a movie.
What the hell does Monda mean? He said it 4 times
I think he suddenly got the thought that he was sounding really fake to a lot of people listening lol
Robert Tilted (sanity)
Someone who speaks this African language or creole needs to translate his "mummma mum mum buh buh." It sounds like Voo Doo, tbh.
He is Kundalini possessed
@@numaisreginald3671 I don't think he's smart enough to be possessed by Kundalini, he's only in it for the money, everything about him is fake
hoo ba ba kanda
God bless you Bob...the money's in the post...plant it and it will grow...better still...put it on the favourite in the 2.30...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bill Maher/Religulous brought me here.. 🤔🤣😂😂🤣