Kyle Kinane's House Came With A Cat | Dirt Nap

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  • Опубліковано 23 кві 2024
  • Kyle moved to the suburbs and adopted a cat. Or did the cat adopt him? #standup #comedy #kylekinane
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  • @davidclark636
    @davidclark636 3 місяці тому +42

    I’d love to stand around a campfire while Kyle drinks and tells stories. Best comic out there right now.

    • @SidneyBroadshead
      @SidneyBroadshead 2 місяці тому +2

      Or, as he puts it, "Uncle Barbeque tells dumdum stories for money."

  • @lyndseyday3241
    @lyndseyday3241 2 місяці тому +8

    Up vote for "baby stroller Sturgis."

  • @ramirez4968
    @ramirez4968 3 місяці тому +21

    Eating dreams and shiting nightmares 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dianewaynewood4477
    @dianewaynewood4477 Місяць тому +3

    Dirt nap. I can imagine what the cat looks like.

  • @AK-jt7kh
    @AK-jt7kh 3 місяці тому +9

    The whole cat bit is hilarious 😂 ...eating her enemies lmao

  • @lowkeysoundsystem6174
    @lowkeysoundsystem6174 2 місяці тому +5

    Glad Kyle successfully integrated cramblin' into his vocabulary. 🤣

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 3 місяці тому +11

    Kyle's self deprecation never fails to crack me up.

  • @Baralai
    @Baralai 3 місяці тому +19

    I now have 6 cats because stray momma cat randomly showed up on my second story apartment balcony one day and she was pregnant. Right before winter. we couldn’t let her give birth outside and lose all the kittens to the freezing weather.

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 3 місяці тому +1

      Your family is rare ❤

  • @matthewsteele3389
    @matthewsteele3389 2 місяці тому +5

    Gaslighting Yourself about Your Ghost Cat… Noice 😂😂😂

  • @GingaJon
    @GingaJon 2 місяці тому +5

    Kyle is incredibly underappreciated… criminally even!

  • @CappyLarou
    @CappyLarou 2 місяці тому +3

    Piss fritter, I just about died when you said that.

  • @friedrichklovski2271
    @friedrichklovski2271 3 місяці тому +10

    I can't share this guys videos enough, there is so much great comedy happening the last few years, Kyle is in my top 4 or 5, I think I share him with friends and family the most though..not since I discovered Bill Burr back in like 2003, have I felt something so in common with a comedian as Kyle, he really does hit a specific spot humor wise

    • @mrwonderfulhere2
      @mrwonderfulhere2 3 місяці тому

      Wow discovered Burr around 2008-9, and feel KK is on the same genius leel both in my top 4 or 5 too. Burr was first, with all the bits getting better and better...think he hit his abbey road white album with gold digging w%$res album, but the robot bit a few years earlier destroyed...I'm glad he's happily married, and his standup is top notch...I just cant see how he will top some of his middle years. Good call!

  • @LookListenLearnLive
    @LookListenLearnLive 2 місяці тому +3

    This dude... I can't count how many times I was doubled.over laughing!!!

  • @claudesylvanshine6551
    @claudesylvanshine6551 3 місяці тому +7

    I love the cramblin' callback.

    • @wakenow1
      @wakenow1 3 місяці тому +5

      Me and my wife use " crambling around " all the time. " Hey babe, will you go crambling around your purse and grab me the phone charger"😂

  • @roadlesstraveled34
    @roadlesstraveled34 2 місяці тому +9

    I borrowed a cat from a friend since I don't like pets enough to have one, then we had a falling out and now I have a cat. I named him, quite aptly, Ted Hughes after Sylvia Plath's awful husband. He's an awful cat but I love the hell out of him. So charismatic.

    • @deadheadmays
      @deadheadmays 2 місяці тому +1

      I think I love you for naming your borrowed cat after the bastard that Sylvia Plath married.

    • @obliviouscandybar
      @obliviouscandybar 2 місяці тому +1

      Why'd you borrow a cat?

    • @roadlesstraveled34
      @roadlesstraveled34 2 місяці тому

      @@deadheadmaysI'm thrilled you knew the reference! I was thinking whether enough people know Sylvia Plath. And it is not lost on me that, like in their relationship, if he's Ted I'm Sylvia, and I am the good guy here😁

    • @roadlesstraveled34
      @roadlesstraveled34 2 місяці тому

      @@obliviouscandybar much like I said above, I don't like pets enough to have one, although Ted Hughes has become my bff

  • @CarlDalach-px4cj
    @CarlDalach-px4cj 3 місяці тому +7

    Damn my guts hurt lol so damn funny !

  • @aaronburratwood.6957
    @aaronburratwood.6957 Місяць тому

    The biggest thing I love about Kyle is, you can close your eyes and actually see his stories.

  • @edwardj6213
    @edwardj6213 3 місяці тому +2

    OMG dirt nap is an awesome name for a cat!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @simplethings1363
    @simplethings1363 3 місяці тому +3

    I laughed so hard I cried .

  • @jacobdavis1768
    @jacobdavis1768 3 місяці тому +1

    Alternator! Ahahahaha

  • @sailincat2822
    @sailincat2822 Місяць тому

    As someone who has worked with feral cats, I loved the street cat story! Baby stroller Sturgis was also a good line.

  • @YouHadMeAtMoonPie
    @YouHadMeAtMoonPie Місяць тому

    I’ve always loved Kyle’s comedy but this cat story has made me love it more. Anyone who takes in a beat-up old cat and loves it as much as he and his girlfriend obviously do (and then name it Dirt Nap/Helen/Miss America etc.) are all kinds of awesome.

  • @balisongdemon8889
    @balisongdemon8889 2 місяці тому +1

    He is by far my favorite stand up of all time!

  • @kyanitequartzite5037
    @kyanitequartzite5037 3 місяці тому +4

    Your cat will go blind without tourine. Our cat was just diagnosed with thyroid issues, we are in week 2. It is 2 pills a day. No special food was recommended.

  • @BillyTheKidder
    @BillyTheKidder 3 місяці тому +2

    Kyle never fails to make me crack up bad.

  • @kurtoogle4576
    @kurtoogle4576 Місяць тому

    And now the term "piss-fritter" has entered my vocabulary. Thanks, Kyle!

  • @infantrypaladin
    @infantrypaladin 2 місяці тому +3

    Kyle! You still got it!

  • @jill1649
    @jill1649 2 місяці тому

    This special is so damn good! The cat bit had me loosing it, already showed it to 5 of my friends

  • @bigcheesebooking9840
    @bigcheesebooking9840 3 місяці тому +6

    I just moved into a place in the suburbs of Portland.
    The house also came with a cat!
    EXACT same story
    The cat was even called Meowzer by the neighbors! 😂
    Do we have the same cat!?

    • @nonnyena4267
      @nonnyena4267 3 місяці тому +1

      A few (?)decades back, the UK did a census & found there were like
      _9 million_ households that owned cats. There was a study done there around the same time that found that there were *_6 million csts_* living in the UK.

  • @RevBast
    @RevBast 3 місяці тому +1

    Kyle Kanane is so funny i hit the thumbs up before listening.

  • @simon01ize
    @simon01ize 3 місяці тому

    Wonderful stuff!

  • @Balthazar97638
    @Balthazar97638 3 місяці тому +16

    My friends’ house came with a cat. The former owner didn’t want it.

    • @joshuacalkins
      @joshuacalkins 3 місяці тому +1

      That’s rough. Maybe it was a mutual separation.

    • @Balthazar97638
      @Balthazar97638 3 місяці тому +3

      @@joshuacalkins it’s a real cool cat

    • @joshuacalkins
      @joshuacalkins 3 місяці тому +4

      @@Balthazar97638 Awesome. Mine too. Cheers.

    • @james7154
      @james7154 Місяць тому

      I want a free house

    • @joshuacalkins
      @joshuacalkins Місяць тому

      @@james7154 Buy some cats! Who knows?

  • @timmckishen4226
    @timmckishen4226 3 місяці тому +4

    Just a thought. Maybe a full show of just your shadow. Well maybe an edited or cartoon version. Just a simple idea. Love your comedy, thanks for the laughs 😅

    • @lindseythompson-qd9gc
      @lindseythompson-qd9gc 3 місяці тому +1

      And now...I'm seeing nothing but his shadow on the curtain...

  • @obliviouscandybar
    @obliviouscandybar 2 місяці тому

    "Piss fritter"! I like to pretend I'm an archeologist.

  • @CaidicusProductions
    @CaidicusProductions Місяць тому

    Love it, hilarious.

  • @DenizOzkaynak
    @DenizOzkaynak 2 місяці тому

    PISS FRITTER 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sigmacentauri6191
    @sigmacentauri6191 3 місяці тому +1

    😂 Kyle! He’s real funny! 🎉

  • @clay5649
    @clay5649 2 місяці тому

    He's slowly turning into Kyle Gass and im all for it

  • @robertnope1993
    @robertnope1993 Місяць тому

    Doing Chicago proud

  • @josephberg1586
    @josephberg1586 Місяць тому

    I can’t even remember how the joke/story goes. But the Dominos Pizza, Hotel Room. I’m not a comedian, made a lot of money on the road working plant shut downs. That joke is 100% the Truth and how you feel. Alone, folding a large pizza into a taco. What am I doing with my life? 😂

  • @Sameshitdifferentday90
    @Sameshitdifferentday90 Місяць тому

    Feel like dude should pay my internet bill

  • @MichaelPrill-si3zz
    @MichaelPrill-si3zz Місяць тому

    I seen a guy walking down my street with a sword at 3am. It was 20 years ago in Phoenix/sunnyslope, but it still happened

  • @uriamudeltoro5075
    @uriamudeltoro5075 Місяць тому

    3 minutes in.....and I'm doing the screeching quiet laugh....as a FRESH TRANSPLANT FROM LOS ANGELES TO OTHER PARTS OF THIS BLESSEDLY AWFUL COUNTRY.....❤❤❤😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @jmantmull
    @jmantmull 3 місяці тому +1

    Time for people to see the intelligence

  • @alexwilliams5671
    @alexwilliams5671 2 місяці тому

    Helen🤣🤣🤣 dirt 😴 😂😂😂

  • @BigStash
    @BigStash Місяць тому

    Hear me out.
    Welcome back Kotter reboot.
    Kinane is Mr Kotter.
    It. Will. Work.

  • @nightcat87
    @nightcat87 3 місяці тому

    _Knowmsaying meow_

  • @jriggan
    @jriggan 2 місяці тому


    🍻

  • @Sammyandbobsdad
    @Sammyandbobsdad Місяць тому

    It is legal to carry a sword in California.

  • @liveletlive0regrets
    @liveletlive0regrets 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm trying to get out of the city and move to boontusle nowhere. City is to expensive I'm to old to pay all these bills. City traps you not good to the elderly. Comes a point you cannot leave. Wish I could take non greedy with me.

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 29 днів тому

    I suspect Kyle thought Dirt Nap was a boy and his girlfriend was right and it turned out to be a girl (Helen) and he just didn’t wanna admit she was right in his show… like, he’s maybe misgendering it the entire show before AND after the plot-twist gender reveal… but then he referred to it as a “2003 Calico” and that fur pattern is specific to XX chromosomes 🤷‍♂️ 13:00

  • @cokesquirrel
    @cokesquirrel 3 місяці тому

    I don't know I like his old stuff better

  • @billyghostal
    @billyghostal 3 місяці тому

    Oh shit, its not named from the punk record label? thank god ive been upset for sending Kyle that email for the better part of a year.

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 Місяць тому

    Is it me or does this vid hiccup?

  • @williamhensley8698
    @williamhensley8698 3 місяці тому +4

    Seems everyone has these pandemic stories. I never really participated.

    • @SetiSupreme
      @SetiSupreme 3 місяці тому +2

      Same. I just lived my life completely normal

    • @wendy833
      @wendy833 2 місяці тому

      I never received the illness and work in a Dr office attached to the hospital. Just another money grab and scare tactic.

  • @rccola5167
    @rccola5167 Місяць тому

    Imagine moving from toxic LA to scitzo Portland antifa town.

  • @RaquelFoster
    @RaquelFoster 2 місяці тому

    A house in the suburbs with a cat is apparently where comedy goes to die. So now we can all watch I Liked His Old Stuff Better unironically!

  • @jesterinmocrazy8686
    @jesterinmocrazy8686 Місяць тому

    Great!