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  • @calebbeaudoin7963
    @calebbeaudoin7963 7 років тому +172

    "Bozo, Mr." That was hilarious, Michael. I appreciated it.

  • @bonefat21
    @bonefat21 7 років тому +537

    Officer, in my defense, he was auto-targeted.

    • @gamester512
      @gamester512 7 років тому +6

      I'd love to see the reaction from the cops if anyone ever actually tried that excuse with an officer IRL. :P

    • @Jimbo386000
      @Jimbo386000 3 роки тому +1

      Problems that can only happen in a video game.

  • @HaydenLau.
    @HaydenLau. 7 років тому +144

    Michael: A man chooses
    A slave obeys
    Ryan picks up golf club
    Michael: Would you kindly finish him off

  • @lordofderp8593
    @lordofderp8593 7 років тому +194

    A clown costume is the perfect disguise. There's no way the cops would believe someone if they said a clown had assassinated some cult leaders with a circumcision knife. It's brilliant!

    • @bcfb21
      @bcfb21 7 років тому +13

      Lord Of Derp I might believe you more if not for your name and that profile pic. I feel like you’re planning something here.

    • @lordofderp8593
      @lordofderp8593 7 років тому +7

      bcfb21 Uuuh, you have no proof!

    • @bcfb21
      @bcfb21 7 років тому +6

      Lord Of Derp I have all the proof! You know what you did!

    • @lordofderp8593
      @lordofderp8593 7 років тому +7

      bcfb21 I want a lawyer!

    • @bcfb21
      @bcfb21 7 років тому +5

      Lord Of Derp your lawyer has conferred with me that you should confess! And also what does the word conferred mean!?

  • @DasFlippityFlop
    @DasFlippityFlop 7 років тому +723

    Gavin and Ryan are easily the most entertaining in achievement hunter

    • @Ty_Jac
      @Ty_Jac 7 років тому +49

      Das Flippity Flop what about Michael?

    • @RockZombieIAm
      @RockZombieIAm 7 років тому +32

      Lil J???????

    • @erikgardner4777
      @erikgardner4777 7 років тому +21

      Opinions aren't facts but okay

    • @LoudSaint
      @LoudSaint 7 років тому +11

      Moana
      No

    • @LoudSaint
      @LoudSaint 7 років тому +19

      Das Flippity Flop
      Yea I like Gavin, Micheal, Jack, Geoff and Ryan

  • @Jossikun
    @Jossikun 7 років тому +25

    48:32 omg, Michael used the words! :O And then Ryan did the thing. XD

  • @PortalOpps39
    @PortalOpps39 7 років тому +45

    “Hello, sir. Have a lovely day”
    ...
    “OOF”
    31:46

  • @UltraPrimal
    @UltraPrimal 7 років тому +67

    I had a panic attack when Gavin started trying to kill himself. Then I remembered that this was DLC, not an elusive target.

  • @MegaNormal
    @MegaNormal 7 років тому +166

    It’s about dam time they brought this back, hopefully they have a good gavin moment or two in there!

    • @stybuddies
      @stybuddies 7 років тому +1

      the colossal gaming bros watch the warlord

    • @MegaNormal
      @MegaNormal 7 років тому

      Diamond Drawer01 I will do thanks for the reference.

    • @techtalktime6279
      @techtalktime6279 7 років тому +1

      Watch the coconut one.

    • @MegaNormal
      @MegaNormal 7 років тому

      TechTalkTime Found and added to list, thank you very muchly

    • @TuffMelon
      @TuffMelon 7 років тому +1

      Theyve been wanting to a lot. In one of the videos ( i forget which) they comment on wishing more stuff could be released so they can do more videos. particularly elusive targets.

  • @ledon26656
    @ledon26656 7 років тому +1458

    Imagine you paid for a game, then got updates for that game without paying anything else. Because, you know, you paid for the game.

    • @The.tatersalad
      @The.tatersalad 7 років тому +108

      Liam Don the days of those games are sadly gone. Devs are money hungry little shits

    • @robertwebb320
      @robertwebb320 7 років тому +165

      UnknownGomez Or video game sales could pay those people just like they have for the last 30 years of video game development?

    • @psyctrial
      @psyctrial 7 років тому +54

      Things like that are now a myth. Much like free dlc or like my dad after he left to go get milk 10 years ago

    • @KLB410
      @KLB410 7 років тому +16

      It's because they changed developers like the people behind Hitman sold it and these redesigned levels have been done by different people that's why they got released all at once unlike the others which were periodic. So the new developer doing the next set of missions has to make money. You could find a better explanation somewhere else but that's what I've heard.

    • @TheYungGamer
      @TheYungGamer 7 років тому +5

      Liam Don They did say that it was the game of year update. Maybe they don't have the game of the year edition, and maybe the publishers put out an update to get the contents of the GotY edition without having to go out and buy a brand new copy of the game.

  • @noobgamer2340
    @noobgamer2340 7 років тому +51

    "it was like a 4/10 joke but the loading screen made it like a 2/10"
    i mean, i thought it was funny :)

  • @masterulloa8481
    @masterulloa8481 7 років тому +19

    Micheal with the unappreciated bioshock joke

  • @Bl00DY617
    @Bl00DY617 7 років тому +20

    Clown suit is genius, they're gonna be looking for army guys.

  • @SereneSara
    @SereneSara 7 років тому +14

    48:33 Well, Michael did day, "Would you kindly?" Ryan obviously had no choice but to listen to him.

  • @Edgemaster72
    @Edgemaster72 7 років тому +3

    4:19 Gavin Free logic: Can't change the contrast/brightness on Ryan's monitor to look normal for him, but operates six figure slow mo cameras and edits the videos on a PC that cost $14200 to put together (according to the end of their $8000 upgrade video in August)

  • @DaSimsNetwork
    @DaSimsNetwork 7 років тому +7

    Re watching in 2018, forgot about that amazing ending...pure gold!

  • @YuMikii_313
    @YuMikii_313 7 років тому +4

    Hotel lady- "Hope you have a nice day."
    Ryan immediately throws a wrench at her.
    Serves you right for telling him how to enjoy his day 😂

  • @eduardosacasa5007
    @eduardosacasa5007 7 років тому +2

    this is the best Let´s Watch group. jack´s horrified comments on Ryan´s murder sprees, priceless

  • @kodakushin7607
    @kodakushin7607 7 років тому +42

    This new IT sequel is really weird...

  • @JhericFury
    @JhericFury 7 років тому +2

    Ryan's attempts are always so anticlimactic, I love it. "Oh, you've found a way for her to follow you somewhere, eh, just shuriken on the stairs"

  • @Ynno2
    @Ynno2 7 років тому +3

    I'm loving these Monday gameplay videos on the AH channel.

  • @littleg5664
    @littleg5664 7 років тому +291

    Imagine a DLC where you had to kill Matt Hullum or some RT figure head.

    • @erikgardner4777
      @erikgardner4777 7 років тому +66

      Stephanie Bergmann you kill Gavin or Ryan as they play Hitman, the ultimate inception

    • @dio8651
      @dio8651 7 років тому +9

      +Erik Gardner Oh my God, make that a thing!
      I wouldnt mind them killing Matt Hullum in game too.

    • @donkeymanusa6364
      @donkeymanusa6364 7 років тому +18

      What if Joel played and killed Burnie?

    • @madkingcat
      @madkingcat 7 років тому +4

      This needs to be a thing

    • @CrimsonOdachi
      @CrimsonOdachi 7 років тому +21

      Someone's commented something similar to this on another Hitman vid. Honestly, if the target's Ryan, I think the mission would just cut to black as you're about to kill him and Ryan would show up in the next video wearing Agent 47's suit.

  • @DudeItsDan
    @DudeItsDan 7 років тому +65

    I literally just finished watching all the AH Hitman videos 10 minutes ago. This is amazing. I think I am magic.

    • @terrianblack9450
      @terrianblack9450 7 років тому +10

      Dan Oschmjansky thank you for your service sir

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 7 років тому +4

      Dan Oschmjansky do us a favor and binge all the GTA IV videos please

  • @GoddessKitten_
    @GoddessKitten_ 7 років тому +2

    Michael with the "Would you kindly finish her off?" I live for these

  • @oxxIDoNtLoVeYoUxxo
    @oxxIDoNtLoVeYoUxxo 7 років тому +21

    I was literally just thinking the other day that I could use another hitman video :)

  • @baummerr6057
    @baummerr6057 7 років тому +43

    This is quite the dark episode

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 7 років тому +14

      I know, the death of those candy jars were BRUTAL. They had families! :(

    • @lowlowcheeses
      @lowlowcheeses 7 років тому +1

      Oh my god a comment that was actually funny. Thank you for actually making a decent comment that isn't putting anyone down or whining about other content not being uploaded!

  • @vivacious4024
    @vivacious4024 7 років тому +12

    Damn you throw like....well me.
    Dead instantly

  • @jaxelt1
    @jaxelt1 7 років тому +3

    "Hello, sir. Have a lovely day." *Ryan immediately wrenches her in the back of the head*

  • @Gizmo8095
    @Gizmo8095 7 років тому +38

    Unlimited data is a godsend, I'm on a road trip right now and this is the only entertainment I'll have for now

    • @batman2199
      @batman2199 7 років тому

      Gamer Central how have you got unlimited. Is it true unlimited or do they trottle it hard when you go over an amout. Wich provider are you with?

    • @Gizmo8095
      @Gizmo8095 7 років тому +1

      bat man it's Verizon, they throttle it after 22 gbs during high usage. I haven't come close to that

    • @puyearprod.929
      @puyearprod.929 6 років тому

      Gamer Central On the 8th day, the Lord said “There shall be WiFi”.
      And it was so.

    • @bladeclanhalo3
      @bladeclanhalo3 6 років тому

      england has true unlimted wifi with a 30gb hotspot

  • @pretzel1265
    @pretzel1265 7 років тому +46

    They should do the elusive targets that are no re-available. They missed so many and this would be a great opportunity to play them.

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 7 років тому +3

      I'm sure they will when they come around. They're still time limited...

  • @deadname2325
    @deadname2325 7 років тому +22

    DUDE I'VE BEEN MISSING HITMAN

  • @Dawn_Breaker
    @Dawn_Breaker 7 років тому +1

    Gavin: Bungling Successes
    Ryan: Barely Controlled Chaos

  • @thecoalman13
    @thecoalman13 7 років тому +1

    ive been rewatching old elusive targets for ages, so glad theres more out! i hope they finish all of the new missions

  • @mikkisitte2640
    @mikkisitte2640 7 років тому +1

    31:49 + Michael's commentary = my day made

  • @Mach15ghost
    @Mach15ghost 7 років тому +3

    Can’t wait to see them do the rest of the missions

  • @Albukhshi
    @Albukhshi 7 років тому +7

    "That man is possessed of the devil! We need an exorcist!"
    I'm not a superstitious man as such, but I have to concede that when it comes to Ryan Haywood, he might be on to something...
    "So what did we learn?"
    Well, Jack, we learned that Ryan is a lunatic...

    • @Albukhshi
      @Albukhshi Рік тому +1

      And I return, years later, to realize that this comment has aged spectacularly well, by being accidentally prescient.

    • @velvetunderbite
      @velvetunderbite 10 місяців тому +1

      yeahhhhhh def a lunatic

    • @Albukhshi
      @Albukhshi 10 місяців тому +1

      @@velvetunderbite
      Knowing what we know now, I'd say the comment proved surprisingly prescient...

    • @Albukhshi
      @Albukhshi 9 місяців тому

      @@velvetunderbite
      I'm still trying to figure out if the comment aged well, or poorly.

    • @velvetunderbite
      @velvetunderbite 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Albukhshi perhaps both? I'm just glad I'm not the only one who comes back to these Hitman videos semi-frequently 😭

  • @Cazammaf
    @Cazammaf 7 років тому +2

    There should be a co-op/multiplayer mode in hitman where you work together to assassinate targets or work against each other to eliminate a target first.

  • @solahifuefos9301
    @solahifuefos9301 7 років тому +2

    omg ryans fun had me in tears the whole time, i watched it twice
    fucking hell you guys are funny

  • @Ares-5933
    @Ares-5933 7 років тому +628

    I bet this video will be a *Hit, Man*

  • @adoor3712
    @adoor3712 7 років тому

    Very strange coincidence that I was going back and watching all of the Hitman videos again, and 1 day later you release this video.

  • @150belowzero
    @150belowzero 7 років тому +1

    Jack's "tickle tickle" killed me.

  • @Kibbz10
    @Kibbz10 7 років тому +3

    Yes finally!!! Been waiting too long for another Hitman Vid

  • @danceswithdirt7197
    @danceswithdirt7197 7 років тому +3

    39:55 - Michael seems to know some specifics about shoplifting in a mall.

  • @YaNafsi97
    @YaNafsi97 7 років тому

    I don't know why I completely lost it at 16:20 when Gavin riddles the poor guy with bullets

  • @pinkballwithafacecalledkorby
    @pinkballwithafacecalledkorby 7 років тому

    There he is! Shoots at picture. Completes mission... total maverick

  • @PadreicGaming
    @PadreicGaming 7 років тому +1

    "Damn, you throw like... me... " WHACK. Tears coming down here.

  • @achievementbird2641
    @achievementbird2641 7 років тому +7

    Finally more hitman

  • @TheNamelessPenguin
    @TheNamelessPenguin 7 років тому

    Props to Ryan for the The Men Who Stare At Goats reference. Great movie.

  • @Jmonkeyism
    @Jmonkeyism 7 років тому

    Watching Gavin play a stealth game is like watching a train wreck after it went on a rampage and destroyed the entire town for no apparent reason

  • @MineNstuff
    @MineNstuff 7 років тому

    I literally started rewatching these yesterday and they came out with a new one today

  • @shekilled
    @shekilled 7 років тому

    Hitman videos are my favorite! Probably because Ryan and Gavin are my favorite ! More hitman!!!

  • @chaseteel251
    @chaseteel251 7 років тому

    I love that I can tell whose desk they are at based solely on the background of the webcam.

  • @Oca-AMJ
    @Oca-AMJ 4 місяці тому +1

    I miss you guys 😢…

  • @nerovendetta6859
    @nerovendetta6859 7 років тому +299

    So when Ryan wastes time breaking jars it's comedy but as soon as Alfredo tries to explain the raid he's ruining the video

    • @ajis1337
      @ajis1337 7 років тому +54

      Well Ryan breaking jars is still doing something and Alfredo explaining the raid is not. I like Alfredo for his awesome performance buy Ryan's arguments still work in this video in that the breaking of pots does constitute doing something in the game instead of stalling the flow.

    • @dregothic
      @dregothic 7 років тому +30

      Jack Daniels These videos have always been Ryan and Gavin screwing around and sometimes pulling it off but still in entertaining ways. I doubt most people watch this to have it explained how to play, there are actually videos on that for that reason.

    • @misterdoctorperson7472
      @misterdoctorperson7472 7 років тому +7

      Alexis Francisco You and Ryan say that as though he wasn't all about listening to walkthroughs during the gta criminal mastermind series. We literally watched them sit down and do nothing but discuss how they would do the heist, who would take what role, etc. Quite frankly it pissed me off how much of a hypocrite he was during the salt raids. He better have had a bad day at home or something before coming into the office that day.

    • @ajis1337
      @ajis1337 7 років тому +9

      Mister DoctorPerson The situation in the Mastermind series is very different, they cannot make mistakes that lead to death there unlike in Destiny where death is virtually just a slap on the wrist, and an opportunity for hijinks. strombolira...something its a game and a video, the only thing really 'necessary' is that they make an entertaining video, which Ryan happily provided. That chaos he caused was comedy gold for me, and the fact that it made so many animations, and mentions in their 'best of' months compilations, and the other guys laughing in the background, you guys are just not getting the joke. Ryan WAS being a bitch, yes, but its funnier and funner that way.

    • @hail2tfreeman
      @hail2tfreeman 7 років тому +7

      ryan did provide good content in both videos.

  • @MrMoustacheNinja
    @MrMoustacheNinja 7 років тому

    This was hilarious 😂😂😂 I love when you guys play hitman!! Also having Michael and Jack in the background was great!! 😄😄😄

  • @connerluther7349
    @connerluther7349 6 років тому

    I always love coming back to "old" lets plays like these and click and starting at a random time. and for example in this one; I cut to a clown crouching behind a Jacuzzi, spying on a couple waiting to murder one with a letter-opener. Only to find he cant even be him. ( 8:05 )

  • @dereknosbisch733
    @dereknosbisch733 7 років тому +2

    I cannot wait for them to play season two!

  • @Matt-wg9xn
    @Matt-wg9xn 7 років тому +1

    23:05 Michael starting to get a little dad bod going

  • @zaclaplant3001
    @zaclaplant3001 7 років тому

    3:00
    Gavin: "There he is!" *bip bip bip bip bip*
    ...
    Gavin: "That was a 4/10 joke, but the reload time made it a 2/10 joke"
    My opinion: it turning into a 2/0 joke automatically makes it an 8/10 joke (a joke worth mentioning. So it is mentioned).

  • @BradyDoesntMiss
    @BradyDoesntMiss 7 років тому

    So glad Hitman is back! I love these videos

  • @thediethrower1803
    @thediethrower1803 7 років тому +1

    The game was obviously telling them to find and take Jeff's outfit, not to kill a poor man who had the right idea about the cult shit.

  • @YoruLamfhada
    @YoruLamfhada 7 років тому

    Lol, Michael with the two Bioshock references near the end.
    Also, nice edit to finish off the vid lmao.

  • @robertrubiera3466
    @robertrubiera3466 6 років тому +1

    "every cult is violent" -Micheal Jones

  • @MrMoustacheNinja
    @MrMoustacheNinja 7 років тому

    YESSSSS!!! I love when you guys play hitman!! This was so great! 😄😄😄😄

  • @maxwellhowig510
    @maxwellhowig510 5 років тому

    52:50 "is that a glass door"? BLAM (glass shatters and falls to the floor). " yeah"

  • @masonbrooks9335
    @masonbrooks9335 7 років тому

    The golf club throw had me dying

  • @TheRandomhobo123
    @TheRandomhobo123 7 років тому +1

    The guy looks like Serj Tankian, the front runner of System of a Down

  • @ebgamer29
    @ebgamer29 7 років тому +1

    My eyes hurt so much from trying to see anything in this video

  • @tylerunderwood316
    @tylerunderwood316 7 років тому

    31:49 "hello sir, have a lovely day..." *Gets hit in the head with a wrench 😂

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 7 років тому

    28:58 - 30:15 and 31:31- 32:50 Gosh darn you Ryan hahaha

  • @baileyandrews9214
    @baileyandrews9214 7 років тому +2

    I was amused by Gavins Tom fulliery

  • @oneconn9959
    @oneconn9959 6 років тому +1

    29:42 how are they so good at stuff like this? Ryan is just an evil person so that’s just immediately what his mind goes to

  • @annmarie8783
    @annmarie8783 7 років тому +1

    YES! I love Hitman let's watches.

  • @beachgirl4067
    @beachgirl4067 6 років тому

    The hitman videos with just Ryan playing should be called Patience Zero

  • @alexochroma
    @alexochroma 7 років тому

    Michael's joke 4 minutes in
    "Bobo, mister."
    Video made. Rolling on the ceiling laughing.

  • @mr.mowbray2257
    @mr.mowbray2257 7 років тому

    I was waiting so long to see them do another

  • @user-st7rq3sn7v
    @user-st7rq3sn7v 7 років тому +6

    You're not dressed as a clown.... You're dressed like Gavin Free!

  • @weebeegoblins5683
    @weebeegoblins5683 7 років тому

    Great to see Gavin in Hitman.

  • @zebry13
    @zebry13 7 років тому

    Ryan is so right about the lighting round show. I mean they could even involve the audience by taking suggestions or doing polls.

  • @keineruhe
    @keineruhe 7 років тому

    By the end I'm not sure there was a window Ryan could look in and NOT see a dead body.

  • @ShortneysLife
    @ShortneysLife 7 років тому

    this video is the definition of "What could possibly go wrong?"

  • @heatherrose2436
    @heatherrose2436 7 років тому

    YES, finally a new one! - still one of my favourite series

  • @cathalboiii5959
    @cathalboiii5959 7 років тому +5

    I got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 bodies in my hotel room

  • @rubenvb1835
    @rubenvb1835 6 років тому

    Someone needs to tell Gavin to pay attention to the mini map he didn't notice the sister and went right past a few minutes in the video

  • @healsyeah
    @healsyeah 5 років тому

    i loved the ryan ending had those borders on the edges :D

  • @eldersquirrel7646
    @eldersquirrel7646 7 років тому +1

    i feel like echo foxtrot to November zulu is a nod to gmod murder

  • @genolagana
    @genolagana 7 років тому

    We need a ton more of these

  • @Linkbond
    @Linkbond 7 років тому +1

    29:45 Never insult Ryan.

  • @slightlyunscrewed8305
    @slightlyunscrewed8305 7 років тому

    I can’t wait for them to do the new mission in Hokkaido, that one’s gonna be so much fun to watch

  • @einstein0808
    @einstein0808 7 років тому

    Hell yeah! Another Hitman video. Nice guys!

  • @MrAsdeer
    @MrAsdeer 5 років тому

    49:44 "Hey, what's going on?- AGH!" Jesus Christ, Ryan..

  • @manadegamer9315
    @manadegamer9315 6 років тому

    Micheal's Bioshock referance was great!

  • @Doom_Hawk
    @Doom_Hawk 6 років тому

    The only thing that could make that clown costume better is if the shoes made a honking noise everywhere you ran.
    Edit: I was 9:30 minutes into the video and none of them had brought this up and then not even 10 seconds later they start discussing his shows and Jack brings up the squeaking noise. AH - 1 Me - 0

  • @faceless58
    @faceless58 7 років тому

    52:23 look at the map and the 3 red hitmarkers, Ryan accidentally kills another guard on the other side of the blue curtain

  • @leogirl4149
    @leogirl4149 6 років тому

    Imagine the 31:43 alibi. “I was throwing a wrench to free the candy, and she walked in front of me at the wrong moment”

  • @xMegaVideos
    @xMegaVideos 7 років тому

    Still my most favorite series on AH.

  • @SuddenReal
    @SuddenReal 7 років тому +1

    Was this a livestream? I feel I've seen that ending before...

  • @ceejaybalbin
    @ceejaybalbin 7 років тому

    24:43 i died. lmao he was already dead cuz he got shot through the door. the explosion was just overkill.

  • @RaRaxx3
    @RaRaxx3 7 років тому

    Oh my god YES, this is my fave Let’s Watch.

  • @ryanclancey5792
    @ryanclancey5792 6 років тому +1

    11:39 ...Please!
    I really hope some hardcore AH fan gets it.
    I think that was from a jack bag?