4:11 Aph: *Looks at cow* "Zane is that you?" Zane: "What?" *Comes up from behind Aphmau* Aph: "Oh shoot!" *Laughs* 4:57 ALL THE PIGS!!! 8:50 Lol wut... The cookie was named Aaron
@@safetytheflamewolf Maybe a demon princess and her dad sends hordes of demons to kill Dante!! Just food for thought! Not like it'll actually happen! 😉♥️
Tornados are land-based storms for the most part, so any water they pick up is from the land over which it travels - streams, rivers, ponds. A water-spout is a water tornado, and it dumps whatever water it's traveling over - salt water, usually. In other words, tornados pick up and dump whatever they're traveling over.
Next time on: Dante Screws up love.. He falls in love with a hot (literally Fire Lava hot) Phoenix, only to break up with her after a short period of time, and her brother, the god of lava splits the ground from under them, lava and smoke exposing from in between the cracks, earthquakes spread across, will Aph, Zane, and Dante survive his earth shaking rage? Will Dante ever realize no matter who he dates, he is just not good at relationships, find out next time on... Dante Screws up Love.
Aphmau: "Ha the tornado cant get me now" the Chat: Tornade has tool aim Aphmau: "what?" Also the chat: tornado shot Aphmau Me: *Laughing in the background*
@@deshonnagibson7856 I just thought that aphmau being shot by somthing they cant shoot you was funny. But its fine if dont agree with me but it would be nicer if you kept that to yourself and not comment on a 10 yo comment and creating hate to the 10 yo
Aphmau and Zane are a genius but Dante just just is a bad idea like leasing a bunch of cows some people know cows are not that heavy they are like 10 lb to be a tornado be like a hundred pounds
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@@marcoxoca4356 took a nap and then I have to go to the store to get a few things done ✅ and I are going out of town for kids 😂☺️😊 it is the only one that has a good day and I will be there at least 😊😊
Meh comes in Meh:*slaps pie in his face* Zane:"Aph do you have any swords and armour on you?" Meh:*keeps watching* Zane & Aph:"STAB THE AIR!!" Meh:*slaps iPad*HELL YAH
Aaron: OMG U R EATING ME *the two get in a fight* Zane come and say stop it they continue fighting finally Zane can't take it anymore and makes tornado aph and Aaron start beating Zane after the tornado disappears
Dante: We just have to think with our brains. Zane: Just like when you dated the daughter of a Goddes thing... Aphmau:YEAH MOM 😂😂😂😂😂 Add: Ye now happy?😐😅
Aphmau: are we going to fight air Me: ooooooooooooooo A few minutes later Zane: let’s kill Dante Me: you just killed air now you want to kill Dante well your wish is my command
6:11 Jess: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!? Kestin: *Snickers* I- I’m sorry, but at least that part was a little bit funny Jess: are you saying I’m not funny.
When Dante said that he search on the internet about the tornado. That the tornado cannot pick up water Me: that's a lie why do we have a water tornado Also me: think twice I just realize that Zane and Aphmau was angry about what Dante said lol
Aphmau: **GASP** ARE YOU SAYING WE'RE GOING TO STAB THE AIR?! Me: Oh nu's. Zane: YES!!!! (Few second's later) Aphmau: WE DID IT!!! Bootiful Siren: I will avenge you Tornay.. "I will *Return*..." -Tornay 2020-2020
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me: *gets a random cat from the street, dont do my laundry, never clean my room, steals ice cream from the fridge* my mom: *1:36* edit: zane literally sounds like my mom in this video, he literally said smth along the lines of i had enough of you-
Aph and Zane (Jess and Kestin): Goes along with Dante's "plans" Me in this situation: *gets out diamond sword* let's fix this mess (You can guess what happens next)
9:29 “our problems” Me picturing Zane saying:”OUR PROBLEMS THIS IS YOUR MESS NOT OURS. Then Jess says :”Yeah we were have a little picnic and everything
“It’s such a beautiful day, the weather is perfect, we can finally have our picnic we have been planning for months” Tornado: Haha, are you sure about that
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Dante: I hear that tornado don’t pick up water And we will make an aquarium Me: 😀😅🙃 tornado pick up glass if your going to make it out of glass. And... did anyone noticed that Aphmau did some drama 🥴
Dante: We can't cheat through lifes problems. Me: Oh yes they can, since it wasn't their problem to begin with! Also, idea: why not just go underground?
Dante: I was dating a siren Me: You of all people the siren didn’t drown? How did that happen? What kind of magical warlock are you? Either you get drowned OR you become a triton (A male siren). So how did neither happen to you?!?!?!? YOU! (Guys I don’t know if they did there research but that makes it better) Aph is Queen
Jess: Everything is gonna be okay, we can trust Dante! Plus the cOwS will save us. Cows: *becomes as light as a feather* Tornado: Oh hey, it's those dweebs. *nOmS thEm uP*
No,apparently he doesn't,first in high school,then my street now this,we all knew that if dante continued to do his CRAZY shenanigans, something like this would happen -~- and I also heard Zane say "moron" for the first time! 😨
4:11 Aph: *Looks at cow* "Zane is that you?" Zane: "What?" *Comes up from behind Aphmau* Aph: "Oh shoot!" *Laughs*
4:57 ALL THE PIGS!!!
8:50 Lol wut... The cookie was named Aaron
Oh.. Stay safe tho. I have a flood watch where I live.
Stay safe you guys!
The cookie is named Aaron
Suprised this isnt edited
Jason will kill her
*Clicks on the video and sees Dante on the thumbnail*
Me: Oh no, Dante, who did you break up with this time?! 😨
I'm just wondering who he's gonna break up with next time lmao
I said the same thing 😂
@@jadagreene8952 Huh. Well, you know what they say: Great minds think alike! 💖♥️💜❤️
@@safetytheflamewolf Maybe a demon princess and her dad sends hordes of demons to kill Dante!! Just food for thought! Not like it'll actually happen! 😉♥️
Emma Strutton I thought the same thing
Me: **sees thumbnail**
Also Me: *sees Dante in the thumbnail**
Me Again: wHAt Did He dO nOW...!!!
Hi
He broke up with a rock xd or at least he will soon
Me too!
@@unikooooo Lol
@@leverne77 Hi
Tornados are land-based storms for the most part, so any water they pick up is from the land over which it travels - streams, rivers, ponds. A water-spout is a water tornado, and it dumps whatever water it's traveling over - salt water, usually. In other words, tornados pick up and dump whatever they're traveling over.
Dante: makes girl upset
Everyone: Is her dad the god of tornados
Dante: NOO
Everyone: relieved sighs
Also dante: her mom is!
Everyone: face palm
Yeah he really know how to get his friends into lost trouble
Is you iv'e seen you
He should stop dating girls with godly parents
Or just stop dating
@@faelarmagrora770 im suprised he can even get a girfriend
All my friends: OOOOO
Lol
No one :
Absolutely no one :
Not even Dante’s siren ex :
Jess’s cookie : *Aaron
I saw that at 8:50 to 8:51 in the video
Hahaha I'm Glad someone else saw that
Lol
I saw it too
Thank u for noticing
Next time on: Dante Screws up love..
He falls in love with a hot (literally Fire Lava hot) Phoenix, only to break up with her after a short period of time, and her brother, the god of lava splits the ground from under them, lava and smoke exposing from in between the cracks, earthquakes spread across, will Aph, Zane, and Dante survive his earth shaking rage? Will Dante ever realize no matter who he dates, he is just not good at relationships, find out next time on...
Dante Screws up Love.
Lol 😂😂
Omg! She should totally do that! 😂
@@jupiter649 yes
Jupiter Gacha i know there’s an earthquake mod in minecraft I’ve seen it before, but for me it would JUST make sense to me 😂 I thought it would be fun
@@venusthehedgehog4802 maybe that's what she'll do next since there is that mod
Are we not gonna talk about how her cookie is called Aaron >3
👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁
I just noticed that 😂❤
Aphmau: "Ha the tornado cant get me now"
the Chat: Tornade has tool aim
Aphmau: "what?"
Also the chat: tornado shot Aphmau
Me: *Laughing in the background*
i mean.. it’s not that funny..
Sherry wasn't playing no games
@@scarlett4762 true dat
Soshiiᄋᄉᄋ I think it’s not that funny to you bc u have no soul and u have very bad humor so yea.
@@deshonnagibson7856 I just thought that aphmau being shot by somthing they cant shoot you was funny. But its fine if dont agree with me but it would be nicer if you kept that to yourself and not comment on a 10 yo comment and creating hate to the 10 yo
Jess: "And nothing can go wrong"
Tornado enters
Jess: "Oh no, it all went wrong!"
Aphmau:noo the sheep
Alexis UwU is the from tiktok
@@ashelyknappy i didnt know that and that's not my tiktok user
Alexis UwU I agree!
XD
Its a Bird
Its a Plane
No its Dante bringing Disaster to the whole Minecraft world such as Tornado😅
As Jess would say "He angered the Gods"
😂
🤣🤣
Jess: "And nothing can go wrong"
Tornado enters
Jess: oh no, it all went wrong!"
aphmau 😅in
No one:
Not even nothing:
Dante Zane And Jess: “FIGHT THE AIRRR!!”
*epic*
I mean isn't that just the goal of a pokemon group but with water
lovohley sunz {
That was zane’s idea not Dante’s or jess’s idea
Jess: "I'm safe"
Tornado: " *well I gotta bow and arrow* "
NANI
Did the tornado shoot her with eggs because when she died there where eggs
@@mayordavid79 she had eggs in her inventory
Dont mess witg meh i got the power of god and anime on mah side
Your about to go out like a skyrim city guard
What’s next Dante? Breaking up with a girl and her over protective brother is the goddess of Lava or mobs? Geez.. *Oh shoot-*
You jinxed it! NNNOOOO!
Oof XD
No
Me: YES HE WILL
Zane: can we kill him?
Me: YES *get a gun* LET GOOOOO
Ye
I love it when Aphmau said "Zane is that you?" to the cow lol
Yeah me too 😂😂
Yeah u said it lol😂😂😂
Yah lok
(lol)
Aphmau and Zane are a genius but Dante just just is a bad idea like leasing a bunch of cows some people know cows are not that heavy they are like 10 lb to be a tornado be like a hundred pounds
Jess: insane winds and flying cows!!
Me: what
Jess: says something about tornadoes
Me: ohhh!! That makes more sense
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...... i see you can just dig a bit down and that’s what I did in Minecraft it worked do that! I’m your fan too!
I now know it a tornadoes
BesopanArtem wut
@@marcoxoca4356 took a nap and then I have to go to the store to get a few things done ✅ and I are going out of town for kids 😂☺️😊 it is the only one that has a good day and I will be there at least 😊😊
*Zane:* "Aph do you have any swords and armor on you?"
*Me:* are we gonna fight the tornado..?
*Zane & Aph:* "STAB THE AIR!!"
*Me:* .... I'm done.
same Hannah same
Meh comes in
Meh:*slaps pie in his face*
Zane:"Aph do you have any swords and armour on you?"
Meh:*keeps watching*
Zane & Aph:"STAB THE AIR!!"
Meh:*slaps iPad*HELL YAH
@@gachaoceanicgachaash8869WTF does that even mean ?! NANI!?!?!?
Stab the air don’t u wanna breath
lol
Dante: Cows are heavy right?
Jess: yeah
Jess: *looks a cow* Zane is that you?
Me: 🤣😂🤣😂
Looks at a cow*
fuck off lolA
Taky Taki
It is Taki Taki not Taky Taki, and learn to add periods at the end of your sentences.
damn it, those grammar Nazis
Hey Bois I Will Blow Your Little Group Out!
11:11 about that Talking mood 💀💀💀
No one: Jess: “Dante free button” Dante: breaks button
Oh okay😄
Here
/\_/\
(* ^ * )
> >📝
lol
No he got pranked she sead he wood be fine nope he got tnt in sited
/\_/\
(* ^ *)
Look what I am writing ✍️
So I think it is not necessary to type “No one: “. 📝✏️📖
Aphmau: don’t tell me that her father is the goddess of tornados 🌪
Dante: no. Her mother is the goddess of tornadoes 🌪
Don't mess with an anrgy mum XD
Good bye
THERE BASICALLY THE SAME!!!
Goddesses are FEMALES
Yo welcome :P
Me: "Huh, 183 comments. I'm gonna take a look."
UA-cam: "Uh...No."
Me: "Why?"
UA-cam: "Because they don't exist."
Me: "I-..."
U poor thing 😂
Ikr XD
I know that one haha
Ikr, I just saw a new video with 628 comments and 0 views and I couldn’t see the comments lol
Same
8:43 Jess: Dante, I will not be your girlfriend. *Dante gets closer* me: how does Jason feel?
Im 15 and This channel has gotten me through hard times and always makes me so happy, i just want to say thank you, even is you dont see this 💜
Dante : I broke up with her
Me: .-. Here we go again
The world being destroyed: it is what it is
😂😂😂😂 it is what it is
It is what it is
It is what it is
it ezzzzzzz what it ezzzzzzzz*
"Tornado has earn the advancement [Take Aim]"
Me: *Imagining a tornado with a gun*
I love this comment lol
I legit had a coughing fit and almost died laughing
Lol yes🤣🤣
HAX!! 😆
I love when Aphmau said “zane is that you?”to the cow lol
You copycat
@@ShrrkB0rk I'm not
@@notkirsten_blinkkkk You copied an comment!
@@ShrrkB0rk no I didn't not stop
@@ShrrkB0rk ugh
*Kestin starts yelling*
* me: Kestin your inner Zane is coming out*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Weren't they in character for this one
@@stoneheart02 ya they were
That’s exactly what I said
Huh?
Kestien: Do U tHiNk ThIs Is A gAmE?!
Jess: uh-
Kestin: Don't answer that.
XD
Kestin*
😂😂😂
XD 🤣
XD 😂 😂
This why don't yell at a girl
1 second later: *HURRICANE HAS JOINED THE SEVER*
Aph and Zane:Danta!!!!!!!!!!
Danta leaves the game also hey noi
@Quinn & Lady Wonderland it would take after the video
Lol. DANTE
Aphmau: picks up cookies named *”Aaron”* and eats it.
Yeah the cookie is araon
Lol 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
As if it's a kiss 😯💘👄♥️
Aaron: OMG U R EATING ME *the two get in a fight* Zane come and say stop it they continue fighting finally Zane can't take it anymore and makes tornado aph and Aaron start beating Zane after the tornado disappears
Wow
Dante: We just have to think with our brains.
Zane: Just like when you dated the daughter of a Goddes thing...
Aphmau:YEAH MOM
😂😂😂😂😂
Add: Ye now happy?😐😅
Goddess*
Dated*
I love how he doesnt fix his errors either
Nashira Kelly-Browne That’s not grammar that’s just spelling
1: godas
2: goddes
What it should be: goddess
Zane: DO YOU THINK ITS A GAME!?
Aphmau: uuuuuh
Zane: don’t answer that
Me: XD
"Insane winds and Flying cows"
Everyone that says "when pigs fly": ....oh nu
Edit 1: Omg I don't deserve these likes all I do is sleep T0T
Anime- Tions lmfao
Same
I’m lazy
Well you a sleepy person thought you of something funny so you deserves these likes 😉😁
YoUrLaStBrAiN cElL you do ur nice even though I don’t know u
Aph "I'll just keep moo ving" Zane "Im glad you have a scense of humor in this time of peril" is the best
Me: *sees Zane yelling at Dante* so you're yelling at yourself okay good job You're actually giving yourself knowledge XD
Lol
Ok I kinda quit my street years ago in the middle of emerald secret I think so explain this to me
ThatsWhatSheSaid It’s cause Kestin voices both Zane and Dante. Dante is his second character he voices, so in a way, he’s yelling at himself.
@@Dustywaffles69 Go and the rest of Emerald secret and there's 2 more season after that
@@soleriaki3826 Yup
*Aph:*"I will not be ur girlfriend mister"
Aph:*Pulls out cookie what says Aaron
Aphmau: are we going to fight air
Me: ooooooooooooooo
A few minutes later
Zane: let’s kill Dante
Me: you just killed air now you want to kill Dante well your wish is my command
Note to self: if Dante breaks someone’s very powerful heart sacrificing him always works😔😈
UA-cam: comments- 2
The actual amount of comments- 20+
UA-cam is drunk again
Yes :D not again, UA-cam is drunk ALL the time
**sigh** sis your right people be sayin FIRST when they are really 20th
Lol
not to be rude, but that isnt really funny =w= it's really overused
Yea no it's ok I'm not offended :p
Should name this : when Dante breaks up with the elements Daughters series 😂
OMG imagine if he dated the daughter of a wolf pack
This comment should have more likes
Genius!
That would be funny
True VERY very true
6:11
Jess: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!?
Kestin: *Snickers* I- I’m sorry, but at least that part was a little bit funny
Jess: are you saying I’m not funny.
*Ahem* Add periods next time.
@@night7startm He just did.
When Dante said that he search on the internet about the tornado. That the tornado cannot pick up water
Me: that's a lie why do we have a water tornado
Also me: think twice I just realize that Zane and Aphmau was angry about what Dante said lol
tor
So true
Zane and Aphmau:Having a nice picnic "nothing could go wrong"
Dante:"Yes but actually no"
This reminds me of the video that he broke up with a mermaid... And it flooded the world
Yeah
@@yondalephagan6800 yeah
@@yondalephagan6800 i just finishesd watching that lol
YAEH
“Oh the SHEEP!! NOO NOT THE SHEEP!!!!!!”
🤣
Sheep are s a c r e d
I agree
Starry Equinox me too
What ok ok i say yes👍
Did anyone else notice that aphmau’s cookies were called “Aaron
Khy_ 113 *yes*
Yup!
yea hes her snack
The human body is 60% water and they have already been picked up by the tornado🌪🌊
Wait people are complaing on how laurence never shows up anymore. BUT WHAT ABOUT DANTE!? He got forgotten by everyone except aphmoo and and group lol
@@heytherehaha3257 *_aphmeow_*
I said so much and yet all yall say is the correct pronunciation of aphmau
Wdym he goes forgotten
LAWRENCE IS USELESS AND SO IS DANTE
Aphmoo
Aphmau: **GASP** ARE YOU SAYING WE'RE GOING TO STAB THE AIR?!
Me: Oh nu's.
Zane: YES!!!!
(Few second's later)
Aphmau: WE DID IT!!!
Bootiful Siren: I will avenge you Tornay..
"I will *Return*..."
-Tornay 2020-2020
oOf
Join me
Me: **sees video**
Me again: Sigh- Who did Dante date this time?
I was the sixty ninth like =w=
Me too like DANTE
Same
Same
Same
Welp,Dante is the God Of Destruction of all Minecraft server
1:37
Zane: “Why do you do these things?!”
Me: “Because he’s freaking Dante?”
Next time on surviving natural disasters: Earthquake
Dante: "I broke up with a rock"
I wonder whats next xd
Or maybe a Alien next
I would be here for that tho so...
Next next time in a surviving natural disasters:
Volcano
Dante: I broke up with a demon.
@@theveszel its possible lol
Jess: he took the button
Dante: That’s cheating!
Zane: IT IS A MATER OF LIFE AND DEATH!
me: didn’t you die like 5 min ago?
Yeah
Matter*
@@melaniesart8524 Hi
you forgot to add "yoU moRoN"
Lol
Thank you aphmau for putting zane in your video. And it make me happy😀 and it make me laught a lot.😹
Jess: its such a beautiful day
Natural disasters: im about to ruin this girls whole career
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Did anyone else notice that her cookies are named “Aaron
I didn't lol
OMG I DID
i did and i go through the comments if people talk about it😂
yeah😂😂
She's gonna eat Aaron .^.
me: *gets a random cat from the street, dont do my laundry, never clean my room, steals ice cream from the fridge*
my mom: *1:36*
edit: zane literally sounds like my mom in this video, he literally said smth along the lines of i had enough of you-
Same
That’s so funny when he says that word!! The word that zane said!!🤣
Jess: When will you learn that your actions have consequences?!
Dante will NEVER learn!
who dante
UA-cam: 42 likes, 3comments, and 0 views
Me:WOOOOOW😑
Donotfollowabandonedaccount When UA-cam targets u and won’t let u be first 😂😂😂😂
Gabriel horta ikr
Aph and Zane (Jess and Kestin): Goes along with Dante's "plans"
Me in this situation: *gets out diamond sword* let's fix this mess (You can guess what happens next)
Dante got sliced like a blue haired orange shirted California Roll?
Dante: *breathes*
Everyone: okay. what child of a deity did you anger this week?!
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🐽🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🐽🦄🦄🐽🦄
Dante to everyone: ya mammy.
Me:sees Dante in the intro.
What entity's daughter did he break up with this time
Stars and Galaxies ArE YoU aSsumInG hiS SeXUalItY???
Angel? HALF HUMAN HALF BIRD?!?!? I WONDER!!
Ooh i know now... (cuz i saw it)
“WhEn WiLl YoU lEaRn?”
“ ThAt YoUr AcTiOnS hAvE cOnSeQuEnCes”
lol
*I HaVe tHE PoWeR oF GoD AnD aNIme On mY SidE*
I can hear this comment
Me ToO
@@kelouwu Me ToO
Come on I can't under stand the words make it all small
Simple answer: Just dig down and chill there until the tornado pass lol.
My exact thoughtsss
I WAS THINKING THAT
Me: looks at thumbnail
Me again: IS THAT DANTE!?!
9:29 “our problems”
Me picturing Zane saying:”OUR PROBLEMS THIS IS YOUR MESS NOT OURS.
Then Jess says :”Yeah we were have a little picnic and everything
“It’s such a beautiful day, the weather is perfect, we can finally have our picnic we have been planning for months”
Tornado: Haha, are you sure about that
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Jessica!
Dante: Omau mo shindeiru
Did any body notice when aphmau pulled out her cookies they where labeled as aaron with a smile face?
no
XX_JEDM Roblox i didn’t see
WiTh a hEaRt ♥️
It was a ❤️ I saw it
Yeah :D
"Live-stock" more like "Dead-stock"!!!!
💙- Sky
Aphmau: When will you learn that your actions have consequences
Me: LOL but why the sad music?
This is the perfect example of Zane showing his Diaries side, and Dante showing his MyStreet side.
Dante: I hear that tornado don’t pick up water
And we will make an aquarium
Me: 😀😅🙃 tornado pick up glass if your going to make it out of glass.
And... did anyone noticed that Aphmau did some drama 🥴
That was funny because aphmau was yelling at Dante 😂🤣
Dante: We can't cheat through lifes problems.
Me: Oh yes they can, since it wasn't their problem to begin with!
Also, idea: why not just go underground?
I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!!
Ikr
YeAh
Ikr
My favourite phase I yelled when he said he broke up with that girl
"DANTE YOUR DEAD!!!!"
Haha
Hahahaha
I like how Aphmau has cookies that’s are called “Aaron
What time?
@@rararachi_r Anytime she goes to eat them :p
@@amarisdelarosa102 what time tho
@@rararachi_r 0:46
Thanks
11:50
“HACKS!!” >w
“Tornados can’t pick up water”
*Waterspouts*: um.......
The 2-3 water tornadoes in Twister.
Jess: insane winds and flying cows!
Cow: I CAN FLY!
Jess: says something about tornados
Cow: Oh...😢🐄
Poor cows
Dante:dates random girl.
Random girls parents: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
Yaaaaa
I love how they can't voice Dante since he and Zane have the same voice actor. Was about to say "THEY'RE IN THE SAME ROOM???" but this explains it
Dante: I was dating a siren
Me: You of all people the siren didn’t drown? How did that happen? What kind of magical warlock are you? Either you get drowned OR you become a triton (A male siren). So how did neither happen to you?!?!?!? YOU! (Guys I don’t know if they did there research but that makes it better) Aph is Queen
IM A HUGE FAN I HOPE I MEET YOU I LOVE YOU girlll u rock
True I guess
Dante: No her dad wasn’t the dad of the tornados
Also Dante: Her Mom Was the Godess of tornados
Yea that’s a lot better Dante
tornado: exists
aphmau: why do i hear boss music
Aphmau said that?
@@sansundertalethemagicskele8081 no.... but if would be cool if she did
Jess: Everything is gonna be okay, we can trust Dante! Plus the cOwS will save us.
Cows: *becomes as light as a feather*
Tornado: Oh hey, it's those dweebs.
*nOmS thEm uP*
Nom
when your early and all the comments are "first" or "Early" TwT
I feel you T^T
Oop sorry I just do it cause I've been early like only 2 or 3 times
sorreh qwq
xXWinter EditzXx thats fine -w-
@@MilaLoi-g2s thank you
Zane: Aphmau do you have armour on you?
Aphmau: Somehow has 3 sets of armour
2:09 and 6:07 my favorite part LOL 😂
8:11 and 11:06 my favorite part
11:57 and 12:01 my favorite part
2:00 and 2:05 my favorite part
Ok
Me: *sees the thumbnail then sees dante*
Also me: *sigh* he never learns does he
no.
No,apparently he doesn't,first in high school,then my street now this,we all knew that if dante continued to do his CRAZY shenanigans, something like this would happen -~- and I also heard Zane say "moron" for the first time! 😨
who the hell even is he?
Zane: sets down tea*
Me: Kicks it away*
Aph: O_O
The face made me laugh
OMG EARLY SQUAD even though it says no views lol 😂
Dante: I can't wait to put this all behind me :)
Nek minnit
Explodes
Aph: ha the tornado can’t get me here
Tornado: *loads glock 17* welp
0:15
Jess: It’s such a beautiful day
Tornado: I’m about to end her whole career
“Tea and hotdogs,here we come!” Best line of 2020 so far
Same
True
I don’t like hotdogs ;-;
I'm reading this in 2022
I love it I love Aphmau 💜 a lot