don't use the song Dreams by Joakim Karud, it will get your video claimed like this one just did (thank him for weird song at 1:51-2:14) he says you can use his song free from copyright but I don't think he owns any license for the samples he used, hence the copyright claim I just got
sadly they are the original creators and players of the guitar samples that Joakim used in the remix so it's valid. I wouldn't have used the music if I knew the original makers would claim my whole video for their own..
tried ro do a backwards b hop to.get quick to my job now im stuck in a wall and idk how to turn on noclip mode plz help I've been like this for 2 hours and i want to pee.
*Right so you're just gonna backwards bunnyhop, then perform a small incline on your left here so you can actually skip this escalator scene. Okay, we're at the store now. We're gonna do a reverse crouch-jump and land right into the redline here. Okay, looks like we didn't land that. It's okay we can just move onto the beach now.*
0:08 DeSinc uses well known techniques to traverse the so called “real” world at speeds faster than Mach 5 (or whatever it’s called). I never knew it was possible to initiate an accelerated back hop in real life, I guess only a master of the ABH can channel their powers into the real world.
this is funny as hell, i could never go out and dress up like that, props to you!laughed at the youtube play button getting "the fu*ck back in the box" lmao,your cat at the start is so cute!!
despite being from 3 years ago, still cool to see you here. not sure what you're up to as of recent, but i was a huge fan around the resi 7, metal slug, saw speedruns era. miss you brutha
0:09 Real Life on Source Edit: Ayo, I wrote this 3 years ago, this is cringe. Edit 2: I changed the entire comment just because it hurt me too much, the cringe is too much.
1st title: DeSinc Face Reveal 2nd title: Playing Half Life 3 3rd title: YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT UA-cam SENT ME Next title: OH MY GOD GUYS LOOK WHAT VALVE JUST SENT ME *NOT CLICKBAIT*
"So we are now getting close to some traffic here, so we are just gonna skip that part by taking a quick boost on the ramp here, and if you land perfectly in this little pool then you won't take any damage, and up ahead we have.."
"...so if you just carefully crouch into this part of the tree, and bash this box inside yourself, then throw this grenade and get a damage boost from the explosion, save and load, you'll actually end up going through the ground and under the map. This is useful so we can skip the trigger up ahead here that'd initiate a dialog with someone, " ...
@@vehk9377 yeah it honestly does, they started rolling it out in my street back in 2014 then tony that stain came in and they literally stopped what they were doing and left. im still stuck with 2.5 mb download in a house with 2 people that game on pcs and a tv thats streaming shit most of the time :) not to mention ive contacted nbn multiple times and they still wont send someone out
@@slimeytheslime363 thats gross... I would honestly be fine with mine but my brother also plays pc and is pretty much watching shit on netflix/yt all the time so my ping is always fked
@@Pan_A67 Actually, if you paid attention to the lore of the game you would know that the game may in fact have taken millions of years to get released in 0. Wich only makes it more disappointing, because so many years went there for such a lame result. Even Duke Nukem Forever did better...
Next time I'm in school I'll grab the nearest bottle that someone threw over the gate then prop fly over the gate into the neighbourhood, after I'm out I'll clip through the floor using that same bottle and perform a backwards accelerated b-hop on the lower core to the nearest mountain, go flying with a speed faster than Mach 5 and be able to air strafe out of the world into another galaxy with a load point so I will be able to beat Normal Life 2. 15 minute no weapon speed run.
I actually think I'll hav.... NEED to subscribe now. I like the calm talking with instant LOUD TALK some times in the HL2 videoes. Those are fun. Yeah. So.. ehm.. Here's my click! Congratz on 100k subs... (Edit: ehm.. 329k subs...) // Denmark
oh really? nice I must have been one of the last ones of this type. (I actually got the button a few months back, not weeks. the footage has been sitting waiting on other clips to be ready lol)
For a bonus clip you should've walked up to a security guard, got in his face, ran away then put a can in the doorway so he cant get back into the bank
HegeGaming so I wrote the name correct it’s desinc but you corrected me with the wrong thing I was correct but it’s okay I got it wrong the first time also I had to correct it he was correcting you
the reason noone stared at the desinc in the suit jumping was because they're missing the code to actually really like, interact with the player so you don't really get interrupted in your playthrough which is nice
don't use the song Dreams by Joakim Karud, it will get your video claimed like this one just did (thank him for weird song at 1:51-2:14)
he says you can use his song free from copyright but I don't think he owns any license for the samples he used, hence the copyright claim I just got
F
And that was after how much time? It's bullshit!
sadly they are the original creators and players of the guitar samples that Joakim used in the remix so it's valid. I wouldn't have used the music if I knew the original makers would claim my whole video for their own..
@@DeSinc That's sad... It fit so well too...
I'm wondering why video is 1 year and 2 months and 20 days ago but this comment is 4 days ago...
He's training to b-hop in Half life Alyx
Oh no
He is 4 parallel universes ahead of us
This was created in 2018
@@beanhat9356 and?
Beanhat desinc is omniscient
the thirdperson model was never completed because valve can't count to three
*Laughs in Half life Alyx*
@@jack.g1825 I mean, still not three
:(
Imagine counting to 3
This was made by the Half Life Alyx gang.
but wtf is a second person model
"Using glitches and tricks to beat real life"
to beat my wife (jk)
*shoots head
Prop hopping to escape school
How to die in 3 easy steps.
tried ro do a backwards b hop to.get quick to my job now im stuck in a wall and idk how to turn on noclip mode plz help I've been like this for 2 hours and i want to pee.
I’d like to imagine that DeSinc has never owned a car or any other form of transportation in his life but instead backwards b-hops every where he goes
Police on highway patrol see him going 3500 km/h
If he gets licky enough and Passes by a Pallet work Shop he can Travel to a harder level called britan_7352
He's like a unfinished pepsiman
oh my God
Or Coca Cola man
@@GerultZRivivy Or Dr. Pepper man
*Restarting server, Failed to load details.*
@@tilt3736 Or man.
did this man just single-handedly leak hl3?
yep
No, he imported a custom map of his city into half life 2, and used the cinematic mod for the shaders.
Bush did 911
911 happend
half life 911
I like how NPC'S are good programmed for react to DeSinc speedrunning.
did you have a stroke
did you have a stroke
*did you have a stroke*
*did you have a stroke*
@@AeriaVelocity *did you have a stroke*
the thirdperson model is basically a chrome half-life 1 gordon freeman model
:3
Not really chrome since its matte. Its just some rock or concrete texture over it.
Funnily enough there is an official Gordon Freeman model in HalfLife 2 Survivor.
@@Kacpa2 it is actually the chrome texture from hl1 but it has no shader
I like how nobody even thought it was unusual for someone dressed in a black suit thing to be jumping around the city.
They have gender fluid blue haired monsters. he was just more appealing in general thats all
It's Australia
they're npcs
Thank god they didn't think you where doing a video with video game footage. Normie Aussies are austistic about that sort of thing
thats australia for you
0:08 Did you just do an accelerated b-hop down your hallway?
It's the quickest way to travel in this engine
Lion's Tail And the coolest.
is it possible to bhop in real life??
moa moa Of course dude
moa moa You cant really bhop anymore tho, they patched that. Now you can only do an Accelerated B-hop
If I saw this in the street I would give him some money
but he has no pockets how would he store it
In his inventory dumbass lmao
Remember where gordon stores all those arsenals that could be used to supply the entire resistance army? Yeah that's where
Elzeta wena zeta que hací aca ?
is this the next justin y?
1:51 look at the subtitles im DEAD 😂
hahaha im alive
[npc_busker_3309] thank you
* MUSIC *
Not funny
@@xxzzsss I actually loled
0:58 ok, calm down DeSinc, we get it
RIP ears
what is this meme?
@@КиллограмКартошки Ali-a intro
@@deathnightANIMATED ty
I MET DESINC IN FORTNITE
GONE WRONG(POLICE CALLED)MR BEAST GAVE ME 10000000000589694203890300
how come you didnt propfly over the escalator, saving you around 30 seconds?
Carlminion it was patched. in the new engine.
Shoulda 360 strafe jumped down it
no props
you couldnt because there was a invisible wall just above the player that prevented players from propflying over escalator
@@aspodermousstoplight100 How about speeding up the animation time?
*Right so you're just gonna backwards bunnyhop, then perform a small incline on your left here so you can actually skip this escalator scene. Okay, we're at the store now. We're gonna do a reverse crouch-jump and land right into the redline here. Okay, looks like we didn't land that. It's okay we can just move onto the beach now.*
I read this in a Desinc voice
Yakel2005 Rightnow Most of us did apparently
"Backwards bunnyhop"
*Now this is the part where the game really opens up*
the dude just said “thank you” like nothing was going on
Best face reveal.
1:43 i can't get up
I missed that because I blinked
just realized theres an Oof sound
@@rifleman4310 It's A Gnome Sound Actually
*305 meters per hour*
*miles
dude you know the average walking speed is 5000 meters per hour
V In Vin whoosh... I think
Bennett3207 r/whoosh
MPL no i was correcting his misformatting so no woosh
2:36 it's me!
You re literally a magpie
yeah....
Fraud
Bonus clip should of been you putting a can in a door
In real life
Who need the T-Pose when you have the "Unfinished Model Pose". Oh and Congratulations uwu
W E E B
Qwassred
shut up dude, let him be what he wants
May you never procreate.
Atomic Burn
yo' lookin 4 a fight?!
Implying weebs can even fight
This is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks, and I hate myself for enjoying it so much.
Oi leanify I didn't expect you to be here. Nice :)
2:43-2:46 was the most passive aggressive threatening i received in my life
?
@Frustrated Medic oh god
Can you do a speedrun of real life?
#ckin
m.ua-cam.com/video/WzyUcXR05Z4/v-deo.html
Most people who speedrun real life usually start in China.
So keep that in mind for your run through the game
can I glitch trough to the point I die?
“...so you can actually just complete the game before it really begins, just take this cord here and just... kinda put it around your neck like this”
I still don't feel like a winner...
(Yes, this is a reference to
his older face "reveal").
*Congrats on the button desinc you've totally earned that shit*
yeah I know
DeSinc *And now your famous enough to make another Hl2 video*
Make another hl2 video with third person on
0:08
DeSinc uses well known techniques to traverse the so called “real” world at speeds faster than Mach 5 (or whatever it’s called).
I never knew it was possible to initiate an accelerated back hop in real life, I guess only a master of the ABH can channel their powers into the real world.
I'm disappointed, that's not bhopping at the speed of 303mph 😂
Set the speed to 2.
He slowed down the video because the map glitched at that speed
3.03*
they patched the engine
he is going so fast the camera sees it as slow motion.
Wow. This is so sad, can we get NBN?
the nbn is fucking shit, it drops out all the damn time
Mathew Maaas aye bro fucking tony boys i need to update my fortnite
@@TeufortCTF yeah well mine never drops out and 6mb/s on steam downloads so idk about you
Screw Australian internet it sucks here
this is funny as hell, i could never go out and dress up like that, props to you!laughed at the youtube play button getting "the fu*ck back in the box" lmao,your cat at the start is so cute!!
I could because no one would be able to see my face.
If no one can see your face or distinguish marks you’d probably do more ... and have a huge stupid grin on your face .... try it :)
i could because nobody could see any part of me
Kiss up
despite being from 3 years ago, still cool to see you here. not sure what you're up to as of recent, but i was a huge fan around the resi 7, metal slug, saw speedruns era. miss you brutha
can you use glitches and tricks to beat real life pls
@@pinhead6764 Nah, man. Game Over ain't the way.
These graphics are terrible.
yeah but it's like a halflife mod so don't be so hard on it...
Still it looks nothing like real life. Come on, man this horrible excuse for a “real life simulator” is an utter and complete joke.
Maybe he just has his graphics turned down
The art style is unique but it looks nothing like the E3 demo showed us. I’m tired of “realism” in fake games. The shaders are crap
Can we get it more terrible , that's the question
For those in curiosity, the song where DeSinc is Spazzing out of existence in a Hoyts cinema, it’s called Knight by Melchior Sultana.
If you want a direct link go to: ua-cam.com/video/uTtDRW7g2_w/v-deo.html (No stickbugged or Rick Rolls, this is the real song.)
LOL that's actually it, how did you find it?
DeSinc it’s called Shazam, download it on the App Store if you have one.
shazam actually picked it up? surprising, I wouldn't have thought it would know something so obscure
DeSinc, I also used a music software, plugged it through my headphones and boom! Your welcome Dean.
0:09 Real Life on Source
Edit: Ayo, I wrote this 3 years ago, this is cringe.
Edit 2: I changed the entire comment just because it hurt me too much, the cringe is too much.
Pog
@@Kswapthewrld Pog
@@the_mycicle827 pog
@@mamaluigi6261 pog
@_*T E S S E R A C T!*_ pog
Did they send you an upload schedule as well?
Beary Boy *edited*
daaaaaaaaamn
ItzBloodShed *still has spelling errors*
What did they edit?
Did they *S E N T* _echoes into infinity and beyond_
Skalkin i forgot send was written with a d
1st title: DeSinc Face Reveal
2nd title: Playing Half Life 3
3rd title: YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT UA-cam SENT ME
Next title: OH MY GOD GUYS LOOK WHAT VALVE JUST SENT ME *NOT CLICKBAIT*
rekR, well, you guess was wrong, sorry
EDIT: DeSinc Goes OUTSIDE
I can see into the future.
NEXT:DeSinc Goes INSIDE
"DeSinc going OUTSIDE" is probably the most suprising :D
"So we are now getting close to some traffic here, so we are just gonna skip that part by taking a quick boost on the ramp here, and if you land perfectly in this little pool then you won't take any damage, and up ahead we have.."
"...so if you just carefully crouch into this part of the tree, and bash this box inside yourself, then throw this grenade and get a damage boost from the explosion, save and load, you'll actually end up going through the ground and under the map. This is useful so we can skip the trigger up ahead here that'd initiate a dialog with someone, " ...
Now you’re going to want to initiate a 360 backhop here, just leave the “mom” conversation in the rudest way possible
2:29 OI TONY WHERE'D YOU PUT THE NBN
That was the most funniest part for me lol 😆
That hurts
@@vehk9377 yeah it honestly does, they started rolling it out in my street back in 2014 then tony that stain came in and they literally stopped what they were doing and left. im still stuck with 2.5 mb download in a house with 2 people that game on pcs and a tv thats streaming shit most of the time :) not to mention ive contacted nbn multiple times and they still wont send someone out
@@byr0n your getting 2.5 mb? im stuck with 700 kb - 1 mb
@@slimeytheslime363 thats gross... I would honestly be fine with mine but my brother also plays pc and is pretty much watching shit on netflix/yt all the time so my ping is always fked
you should've done an accelerated backhop
I meant in real life.
seDinc sadly I don't think hes using the beta branch of IRL-2, if he was, I think he would be able to pull that off.
I tried that once irl, I fell on my ass after two seconds but it was worth it.
at 0:09
ah shit so he DID opt into IRL-2 beta branch. But when?
1:44 if you can hear it carefully,you can hear someone said 'oof' XD
Oof
Megumin :e oõf
*O O F*
@@potato_x69 wtf
Right when he fell to lol
I went outside once.... the graphic were good but the story line is bad
@@jibranzulti3780 i didnt know it was 2013
Controls were weird too
And there is a lot of bugs
@D4rkn3ss Well this game was made in year 0 so it's bad as hell
@@Pan_A67 Actually, if you paid attention to the lore of the game you would know that the game may in fact have taken millions of years to get released in 0. Wich only makes it more disappointing, because so many years went there for such a lame result. Even Duke Nukem Forever did better...
*sees a lot of people*
*takes an ak-47*
DeSinc: "Ok so basically, the round is pretty much ove-"
*OI TONY WHERE DID YOU PUT THE NBN*
Give some real life bunny hop lessons please.
Knorkrax strafe on jumpable water to highen up acrobatics objects are intractable for agilized string bhops
Knorkrax Like Executable
Sadly you can not b hop 9n the r/l engine
If you're doing it backwards don't speed up too much or you'll lose balance very easily.
step one: pull out your knife so your movement speed increases
I was inb4 the title was changed...
I just came back to watch it again
same
yeah
ur mom yeah what was it
ur mom something like, "you dont belive what youtube send me"
"YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT UA-cam SENT ME"
Next time I'm in school I'll grab the nearest bottle that someone threw over the gate then prop fly over the gate into the neighbourhood, after I'm out I'll clip through the floor using that same bottle and perform a backwards accelerated b-hop on the lower core to the nearest mountain, go flying with a speed faster than Mach 5 and be able to air strafe out of the world into another galaxy with a load point so I will be able to beat Normal Life 2. 15 minute no weapon speed run.
Desinc congratulations easy win
*GRAPHICS HERE ARE AWSOME WHAT GAME IT IS*
@Professor Bearington but i want the real-life 3
Half Life 2: Episode Manly
Half life 3000
It’s just Minecraft with a texture pack
ice bracelety otaku valve cant count to three so it won't ever happen
0:09 This dude must Love the B-Hopping trick in source engine games
now he's doing it irl
"No b-hopping in the house" should be in his family rule in the future
2:21:me eating
Fuck u "momio"
Awante pinochet
@@respawn_plus"momio" kek
omfg i saw u at manly and i didnt know it was youu!!
I'll know from now on ;)
I can imagine you looking at sky after spoting a strange black figure and screaming OH HI DESYNC!...
then world war three ended and everybody clapped
You immediately knew it was him when he was strafe jumping ( I think that's what it's called idfk)
DipStickingAround bhopping/bunnyhopping. Strafing apart of it tho or when you want to jump longer distances.
TotallyNotMomosBrother you play quake i assume...
u fkn meme teasing the face reveal xDDDD
xd
He looks cute tho
You gay lol, nice
valtteri anttila yes, very yes
What do you mean? That’s what he looks like in real life
You could’ve done a “Pick up the can” bonus clip at the end
That model is the most dissapointing thing to ever exist
EfTuvx o my god that profile pic
Profile pic or gordon freeman model
This is so dissapointing Alexa kill this meme.
HEY DON'T BE SO MEAN, ITS HIS FACE AND BODY! 😤😤😤😤
I actually think I'll hav.... NEED to subscribe now. I like the calm talking with instant LOUD TALK some times in the HL2 videoes. Those are fun. Yeah. So.. ehm.. Here's my click!
Congratz on 100k subs... (Edit: ehm.. 329k subs...)
// Denmark
TezlaByte Denmark for the win
Korrekt :D
Det rigtig :) men det er en fed kanal.
Der er nogle sjove videoer ja :)
Yeah you HEV
0:00-0:04 Barney's worst nightmare has been revealed.
... they put something in it to make you forget
Benry
1:47 the way he just stops dead for a moment, and then drops a couple of coins in there is so funny
In 10 years u Going around 1465 mph or Some sheet
SPLASH Jokes...
They must have made this button a while ago. The new ones are just pieces of mirror with an overlay.
oh really? nice I must have been one of the last ones of this type. (I actually got the button a few months back, not weeks. the footage has been sitting waiting on other clips to be ready lol)
DeSinc Oh yeah, they look so cheap tbh
Yikes. Anyone have a link?
i.ytimg.com/vi/SFRPFjAGK_8/maxresdefault.jpg
That looks like... Reflective playdough.
2:28 this is why put this on my favorites lmao
I'm waiting for the day I see you like this at the Ivanhoe
n i c e
Nah surely he’s whipping out the Morph suit at Shark bar! That’s where all the cool cats go to these days
@@christianloone8040 with an El Camino hat to top it off
For a bonus clip you should've walked up to a security guard, got in his face, ran away then put a can in the doorway so he cant get back into the bank
Dean, This was sure worth my 3 dollars to be able to comment here!
what
You dont deserve that, you deserve a diamond playbutton lol
agreed that skit was amazing
No, i think the ruby play button
why? Diamonds are far more valuable than rubees.
Idk why youtube do it, but ruby is the 50mil millestone rewards
Andi Shiddiq Didnt know that. Then he deserves a ruby then lel
Edit: probaly cuz youtube is red and rubies are red
I like how at the beginning he back hops
In next episode of DeSinc Going out.
Accelerated Backhopping to Valve's HQ ( Gone Wrong )
That’s a RIP, they gave you the old play button but everyone else gets the new one. Don’t sweat it mate I didn’t get the new one either😭
oh, how terrible...
What kind of a monster thinks the new play button looks acceptable
There's a new one?
Geetsly's
They probably had some of them on stock
that is better tho now it is more unique no one can get that anymore
DeSinc?
More like
DeTHICC
CosmiKazie I think this comment needs the most likes.
0:08 Did he just back hop in real life!?
Life:speedrun
ReX x and you die at 20:41
O I T O N Y W H E R E ‘ D Y O U P U T T H E N B N
When haters say to get life and go outside
Desinc: EhMmM
"so after obtaining 100k and getting my plaque, we're just going to use this to prop fly..."
Actual tears when he fell over
discord actually has 38k people now: discord.gg/DeSinc
look, they're saying hello: i.imgur.com/3i9Pu4c
Unban me daddy~
i havent been to manly (os that what its called) in about 7 years, but that what it looks like from memory. is it manly, sydney?
1:52 music name pls!
lol
quality australian footage
Holly shiiiiiiit DeSinc posted again finally
HegeGaming ....you're joking right..... His name's desinc
HegeGaming so I wrote the name correct it’s desinc but you corrected me with the wrong thing I was correct but it’s okay I got it wrong the first time also I had to correct it he was correcting you
this man has no sign of embarrassed whatsoever
1:44 Someone said 0oF when he fell xD
JacklenPlayz WTF
I...
I'VE BEEN ON THAT PATH IN MANLY
join the fucking club m8
Many times man, i would freak out if i saw that thing though.
I know what mall he was at as well. I'd recognise those escalators anyday
i was looking for that comment
We should start the Manly Mall Club, although I live in Canberra so I'd only be there sometimes...
*youre not going over 1500 units per second, im disappointed ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͠°)*
2:43 rare footage of desinc doing AFH instead of ABH
1:44 oof
I actually laugh at that bit every time I see it
what the fuck is wrong with your name and profile pic?
Please make more hl2 video (*laughs*)
Its the Source engine physics feature.
And he never got his ice cream
Constantly jumping like that must have gotten tiring after a while lol
actually I'm fit and active
DeSinc I mean after a long time, I don't mean immediately, it would for anyone
Troy0h :3 nah never I jump forever
Nah he bound jump to mwheeldown and set a timer to make the key tete at the correct times. He just has to strafe.
@@DeSinc DeSinc flexing on fat niggas
0:59 LinusSexTips
i know that guy
hanging jontron is the most hated member herr
That person had a lovely name
yes hello
@@Zixye
Why tho
Desinc: Making a fool outta myself in Manly and Warringah Mall
Man I miss Filthyfrank
it's Filthyfrank 2
Those suits were a thing before FF.
L7vanmatre check the video description.
*Oi TONY WHERE'D YA PUT THE NBN?*
yep thats what he said
Woo Hello there :D shitty Australian Internet trying to download stuff
*Dean is the saddest most yugely depressed man that has ever lived since the year 1992*
uh yeah
This is so sad. Alexa play despacito 2
If there only was more people with this kind of humor
Highly underrated
Go on Jack Wade lad!
Ahh, the manly sale shop. Where everything is permenantly on sale
That was wayyy better than a face reveal
the reason noone stared at the desinc in the suit jumping was because they're missing the code to actually really like, interact with the player so you don't really get interrupted in your playthrough which is nice
Did they send you a demonitisation badge too?
Follow-up question: If they did send you a demonitisation badge, is it yellow or black with an \ on it?
actually it's still green so far
DeSinc Damn. UA-cam must be in a good mood, as of now.
DeSinc Don't jinx yourself my man, you never know when the UA-cam gods will slam the demonetization hammer on your bank account.
I'd go up to this and say: "Dr. Freeman wait, we'll come with you. Here take this medkit."
How did ya turn off public shaders on your model like that?
EquinoxFox some reedit shiet
"Yeah the guy at the end isn't me, I was leading you on the entire time"