ONE HIT WONDERLAND: "Turn Up the Radio" by Autograph

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  • Опубліковано 17 лют 2023
  • They got in on the ground floor of hair metal and then got left behind? Why couldn't Autograph turn up the radio a second time?
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  • @ponygon777
    @ponygon777 Рік тому +451

    Autograph are like a fictional band from a sitcom episode where the sitcom family's teenager and their best friend are trying to get tickets to their show but can't because they don't have the money so they create this money making scheme to raise money like a car wash or a yard sale. However, one thing leads to another and they are back to square one but then the band shows up and, realizing how dedicated they are, gives them front row tickets. Then the episode ends with the teens rocking out to the band's music, which sounds like stuff you would find on a royalty free rock music put to words, at the concert.

    • @littlekingtrashmouth9219
      @littlekingtrashmouth9219 6 місяців тому +43

      That sounds oddly specific and completely relatable.

    • @SENATORPAIN1
      @SENATORPAIN1 5 місяців тому +5

      It's called GTA vice City

    • @hesnotquitedead
      @hesnotquitedead 4 місяці тому +7

      @@SENATORPAIN1I’d rather go see a Love Fist concert than an Autograph concert lmao

    • @maxmetalknight
      @maxmetalknight 2 місяці тому +2

      one of those plots that you definitely saw more than once, but can't tell exactly where :D

    • @MrShenanigans28
      @MrShenanigans28 Місяць тому +5

      I cannot comprehend how insanely accurate this is. You're hilarious.

  • @ericrose3978
    @ericrose3978 Рік тому +1364

    I don't think you can underestimate the impact Vice City had on the lasting impact of this song.

    • @paynexkiller
      @paynexkiller Рік тому +29

      Knew I heard this somewhere…

    • @philly_sports1558
      @philly_sports1558 Рік тому +71

      VRock is Top 3 GTA Radio Station. I would say it's VRock from Vice City, Radio X from San Andreas, and West Coast Classics from GTA V.

    • @SithCats
      @SithCats Рік тому +26

      I'd replace West Coast Classics on that list with KDST in San Andreas, but otherwise agreed.

    • @phildrewsomething
      @phildrewsomething Рік тому +15

      @@philly_sports1558 RadioX introduced me to so many good bands

    • @markl5998
      @markl5998 Рік тому +9

      Exactly. I know it because of vice city. So it puts me in Vice City

  • @Tiptoetherat
    @Tiptoetherat Рік тому +410

    Few years ago I found a 45 of this song at a 2nd hand store. No price tag on it, the cashier looked at it and just said "Yaknow what....you can just have it!"

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 Рік тому +81

      Sounds like he was trying to rip you off.

    • @voidofbeeswax
      @voidofbeeswax Рік тому +4

      @@troodon1096 Ha ha!

    • @TotoDG
      @TotoDG 10 місяців тому +21

      @@troodon1096.
      "I got this record for free, and I _still_ want a refund!"

    • @ohellis1115
      @ohellis1115 4 місяці тому +4

      "No price tag? I gUeSS iTs fReE"

  • @zyxaqc
    @zyxaqc Рік тому +650

    Autograph are one of those bands that you could describe as "always an opener, never a headliner."

    • @armorhide406
      @armorhide406 Рік тому +39

      Oof
      That's a rare insult

    • @lkb3rd
      @lkb3rd Рік тому +28

      I saw them open for Def Leppard in 1984 (I believe)... edit: on further reflection it must have been Van Halen they opened for that I saw.

    • @jamespohl-md2eq
      @jamespohl-md2eq 10 місяців тому

      Agreed. But the third of fourth opener.

  • @lukahmei2000
    @lukahmei2000 Рік тому +2272

    Only Todd would randomly upload a One Hit Wonderland in the middle of the night and then completely disappear into the Shadows

    • @taylorfrench6722
      @taylorfrench6722 Рік тому +57

      He lives in California, so it's only 7 PM there.

    • @supernovagamer929
      @supernovagamer929 Рік тому +55

      It's not the middle of the night if you sleep during the day. Then it's the afternoon!

    • @Drinkwithclass
      @Drinkwithclass Рік тому +18

      What a shadowy figure...

    • @joshuarichmond2688
      @joshuarichmond2688 Рік тому +7

      It is dark in California

    • @xoxonaotchan_7902
      @xoxonaotchan_7902 Рік тому +6

      ​@@joshuarichmond2688 litterly been pitch black for over an hour 🤣

  • @ChanningKing
    @ChanningKing Рік тому +1040

    Ah, one of my favorite types of one-hit wonders: Where Todd answers the “Did they deserve better?” question with a chortle followed by a flat-out “no.”

    • @OlderRockRocks
      @OlderRockRocks Рік тому +15

      @@jacksonteller3973
      Well said. I got all the first three albums and you need to know all the background Stories about the band. How shitty they were treated by the record company and how fast they had to release another record.
      That's why they released a shitty album like That's The Stuff. But the third Album Loud and Clear is in my opinion still their best effort.
      Btw It's Not true what Todd is telling here. Steve Plunkett released in 2003 an Autograph Album with complete different band members.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby Рік тому +20

      yup, the ones where we all know "yeah these people never deserved better"

    • @OlderRockRocks
      @OlderRockRocks Рік тому +1

      @@jacksonteller3973
      I've got the more missing pieces Album and also the Buzz Album.

    • @zaiusbaltar7091
      @zaiusbaltar7091 Рік тому +1

      they just had bad luck with their image, and they weren't notorious drug addicts and woman abusers like motley crue. They weren't " cool" . And motley crue were talentless from day one.

    • @supremeleadersophia7374
      @supremeleadersophia7374 Рік тому

      ​ 😶
      . .. mm? Mm⁸

  • @Elmo9001
    @Elmo9001 Рік тому +494

    There's a boss fight in a game called Alpha Protocol with a Russian mobster who is obsessed with American 80s Culture, he keeps quoting Scarface, and the fight takes place in a disco hall and this song is blasting the whole time. He also keeps running off to do cocaine to regain energy, and you can make the fight easier by bribing someone to spike his cocaine with laundry detergent, which just slows him down a bit.
    They picked the perfect song.

    • @jeremyborder6794
      @jeremyborder6794 Рік тому +15

      That’s amazing

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan Рік тому +1

      😂😂

    • @rrpostalagain
      @rrpostalagain Рік тому +21

      I still just love the fact that there was an 80s band called “Silver Condor”.

    • @dickdingus775
      @dickdingus775 Рік тому +27

      Underrated game, could've been a classic if it wasnt a broken buggy mess

    •  Рік тому +17

      Oh god the memories. I love this bugged out, barely functional mess of a game with a firey passion.

  • @C_H_handle
    @C_H_handle Рік тому +340

    I love that they throw a mechanical pencil into the audience like it’s a free drum stick

    • @RetroTony
      @RetroTony 5 місяців тому +2

      I suddenly want to take the ACT now...

    • @TranceMasterJack
      @TranceMasterJack 3 місяці тому +1

      Could have easily blinded that girl. 😉

  • @rEdf196
    @rEdf196 Рік тому +1304

    Even then, everyone around me back in 84 were saying "Turn Up The Radio" would be a 1 hit wonder.

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Рік тому +236

      Not true they also had other hits such as “Turn Down The Stereo” and “Give Me The Aux Cord”

    • @Grayvorn
      @Grayvorn Рік тому +32

      @@CantTellYou this comment wins the Internet for today.

    • @Brainfryde
      @Brainfryde Рік тому +14

      Yes, but back then, we meant we were wondering how they got even one hit...

    • @jmad627
      @jmad627 Рік тому +8

      @@GrayvornI’m tellin ya. It’s 6 in the morning where I’m at and I’m in bed laughing my arse off.

    • @TeShiky
      @TeShiky Рік тому +3

      Literally 1984

  • @publiusnaso9473
    @publiusnaso9473 Рік тому +523

    A hair metal guy making the theme song to 7th Heaven is absolutely hilarious

    • @jbwarner8626
      @jbwarner8626 Рік тому +33

      When that clip of the theme song came on, I audibly went "Eugh."

    • @eyeheartsushi2212
      @eyeheartsushi2212 Рік тому +19

      @@jbwarner8626 LOL same. Such a lame tv show (and theme song).

    • @thirteenfury
      @thirteenfury Рік тому +15

      It did give David Lee Gallagher a steady job for 20 years as the English VA for Riku in the Kingdom Hearts series. And Jessica Biel had a brief stint as the actress who plays hot bimbos/pinup model. And the minor characters were acting debuts for some celebrities.

    • @MichaelSmith-fq6hz
      @MichaelSmith-fq6hz Рік тому +20

      @@thirteenfury As far as I’m concerned, the show’s only cultural contribution was providing fodder for A Very Special Episode on Funny or Die. 7th Heaven makes Full House look like Frasier.

    • @eyeheartsushi2212
      @eyeheartsushi2212 Рік тому

      @@MichaelSmith-fq6hz LMAO

  • @umbrelladown2805
    @umbrelladown2805 Рік тому +220

    The drummer from Autograph met Mark Lanegan from Screaming Trees in rehab and is partially responsible for Mark's sobriety towards the end of Mark's life. I think that's pretty awesome.

    • @soulbrother5435
      @soulbrother5435 Рік тому +14

      He helped somebody but himself died from drug related homicide

    • @bootmii98
      @bootmii98 Рік тому +3

      ​@@soulbrother5435 Palpatine ironic

    • @KatarnCrusader
      @KatarnCrusader 6 місяців тому +1

      Irony is pretty ironic sometimes@@bootmii98

    • @RenaldyCalixte
      @RenaldyCalixte 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@KatarnCrusaderHave you ever heard of the tale of Darth Plageuis the wise?

  • @quinnnewman9538
    @quinnnewman9538 Рік тому +142

    from the paper mate sponsorship, the background as session musicians and ad-jingle writers, and the very ad friendly song that co-opts a coke catchphrase, this band really embodies the commercialism of the 80s pretty succinctly

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion 2 місяці тому

      I hadn’t gotten to the Coca-Cola part of the video yet and was thinking cocaine had a jingle. Which would’ve been even more 80’s if that was the case.

  • @marktrinko8082
    @marktrinko8082 Рік тому +390

    I saw them open for Van Halen in '84. I tried to get to the show late enough to miss them. Sometimes punctual friends can be a curse.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby Рік тому +10

      i'm so sorry for your struggles :(

  • @RocketboyX
    @RocketboyX Рік тому +305

    Back in the 80's, the easiest way to get airplay is to sing about how great radio is.

    • @zaiusbaltar7091
      @zaiusbaltar7091 Рік тому +7

      now radio is dead

    • @alexdflop
      @alexdflop Рік тому +15

      That is a pretty funny point, stations could have their cake (sell ads) and eat it too (have the content be an ad for their own product)

    • @fugithegreat
      @fugithegreat Рік тому +4

      Yeah, I can think of a handful of radio songs just off the top of my head. By this point, they were usually playing off the nostalgia of a declining medium.

    • @voxorox
      @voxorox Рік тому +5

      Kind of like doing a song about the DJ to get play in a club.

    • @SirLightsOut99
      @SirLightsOut99 Рік тому +4

      I want to imagine a modern equivalent, where some guy shamelessly sung the praises of iHeartRadio.

  • @Eric_Hunt194
    @Eric_Hunt194 Рік тому +63

    Also, when Lynch was shown shouting "Hey Louie!" did anyone else expect a Scatman John-style posthumous Armstrong collab?

  • @waregl72
    @waregl72 Рік тому +132

    So, I am not here to say they were the bestest band ever. I get why they are where they are in the history of music. That being said, their album Loud and Clear was very enjoyable to me. Plus as a middle school kid I wrote the band like the liner notes told me to do and I got a handwritten letter back from Steve Plunket the lead singer. I still have this letter framed in my office. Means little to anyone else but me, but again he didn't have to and he did anyway. They will always be one of my faves because they made a kid happy.

    • @ernie39
      @ernie39 6 місяців тому +8

      that's so cool!

    • @FaerieDust
      @FaerieDust 5 місяців тому +5

      That's so awesome - I love when artists do that, it's so incredibly cool to kids.

    • @pip-pip5029
      @pip-pip5029 Місяць тому

      Aww that's sweet

  • @wyattcorbin8882
    @wyattcorbin8882 Рік тому +363

    One of the things that really worked against Autograph, like many other hair metal one hit wonders, was that there was basically nothing to set them apart from the pack. Growing up, I 100% thought that this was a Def Leppard song, and the only reason I even found out it was Autograph was that a DJ said it one day.

    • @DJSinisterMetal
      @DJSinisterMetal Рік тому +28

      As someone born in 1985 who ended up being a heavy metal nightclub DJ for about a decade: I too always forget this wasn't a Def Leppard song.

    • @shawnlusby1538
      @shawnlusby1538 Рік тому +9

      Ironically enough, Autograph's name was inspired by the Def Leppard song Photograph

    • @thorinbane
      @thorinbane Рік тому +14

      Same. My sister use to play Def Leppard all the time, and it was on rock radio a ton, so when this would come up i rotation it just sounds so similar that I just figured it was from one of their early albums like high and dry or on through the night, both cool albums now that I am older.

    • @StellaWaldvogel
      @StellaWaldvogel Рік тому +4

      I knew a guy who thought Journey's "Lovin Touchin Squeezin" was Rickie Lee Jones.

    • @csblakeley
      @csblakeley Рік тому +6

      My girlfriend and I have been watching/playing a lot of UA-cam music quizzes (name the song in X seconds or whatever) and it's been kind of startling the sheer number of hair metal bands I've more or less forgotten. Not the songs, but the bands. The ones we remember either had a staggering run of hits (Def Leppard, GnR) or had That One Big Hit (Extreme) and then there are... the rest. I honestly didn't remember this song until it showed up on a quiz and, oh! Right! THAT ONE!

  • @Nothingseen
    @Nothingseen Рік тому +328

    My favorite part of getting to a One Hit Wonderland early is seeing people go "Oh, I love this song! It means so much to me! It's why I chose to play the music I do" under a video where Todd just makes fun of it

    • @Unownshipper
      @Unownshipper Рік тому +55

      Nothing wrong with that, it's a sign they don't take themselves too seriously. The people you have to watch out for are the ones who're like "NO! I love this song and it means so much to me that any criticism against it is tantamount to an attack on me personally!!"

    • @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917
      @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 Рік тому +19

      I think Brickleberry made the best joke about that.
      "Steve, you saved my life and inspired me with your music, I love you. You're my favorite singer."
      "Butt Love is your favorite song and it saved your life?"

    • @ajshiro3957
      @ajshiro3957 Рік тому +2

      I love how it shows the age of his audience

    • @cobleymj
      @cobleymj Рік тому

      @@jacksonteller3973 ...that's not what the series is about

    • @thewiirocks
      @thewiirocks Рік тому +3

      Hey, I literally bought a copy of "I'm Good (Blue)" to jam to, and that was Todd's worst song of the year award. He's absolutely right that it is as vapid as it gets. But I still love it and I'm owning it. Deal with it! (And while you're at it, could you Turn up... The Radio!) 😄

  • @unoriginal_name7091
    @unoriginal_name7091 11 місяців тому +34

    13:10 maybe the weirdest thing Neil Kernon did was produce and engineer Cannibal Corpse's fifth album Vile. Yeah, the band with songs like Hammer Smashed Face and Fucked With A Knife got the Hall and Oates guy to produce them. And it actually works because that record sounds crisp as fuck, especially for a death metal album.
    EDIT: Fuck me, Kernon has produced SO many great metal records. Gore Obssessed and The Wretched Spawn by Cannial Corpse, Nevermore's first couple records, most of Nile's records, and Jeff Loomis's first solo record. What a legend.

    • @andrewharrison1326
      @andrewharrison1326 3 місяці тому +2

      He also produced Michael Bolton's infamous hair metal outing, Everybody's Crazy!
      I am not kidding.

    • @paulhilton6426
      @paulhilton6426 6 днів тому

      Yeah just found this out, blew my mind.

  • @marioaustin9312
    @marioaustin9312 Рік тому +15

    Autograph makes me remember that simpsons joke
    -and that was Whitesnake
    -we're not whitesnake dude we're Poison
    -I thought we were Quiet Riot

  • @YourHotAnimeMom
    @YourHotAnimeMom Рік тому +791

    I know it's probably been said but I just want to take a moment to appreciate Todd and his work over the years. Bro has grown so much in throughout the years and he's just way too good at his craft.
    So thanks Todd.
    Side note, I used to blast this song so hard back in the day. It's simple but I did turn my radio up every time I heard it.

    • @eyeheartsushi2212
      @eyeheartsushi2212 Рік тому

      I turned it up in my car when it came up on Amazon Music the other day

    • @trossk
      @trossk Рік тому +1

      Bro?

    • @burgermind802
      @burgermind802 Рік тому +14

      @R W short for brother, an exceedingly common way to address someone in a friendly manner

    • @trossk
      @trossk Рік тому +3

      @@burgermind802 ohhh same thing as how girls use "like" every other word. got it thanks

    • @andreborges2881
      @andreborges2881 Рік тому +12

      @@trossk there is not a single way in which vocative “bro” is the same as discourse marker “like”, probably, other than that they’re both words, bro

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep Рік тому +516

    We LOVE our 80s hair metal here in Trinidad and Tobago, I am honestly shocked this only peaked at #29. I was born in 1998 and I have heard this song on the radio SO many times.

    • @eyeheartsushi2212
      @eyeheartsushi2212 Рік тому +25

      I was a teenager in the 80s and am also all surprised it peaked at #29.

    • @ajshiro3957
      @ajshiro3957 Рік тому +9

      This song sounds era defining

    • @JJ-fg2wd
      @JJ-fg2wd Рік тому +25

      Well damn, now I know where I want to go on vacation

    • @JayQuilson
      @JayQuilson Рік тому +40

      Wait for real? That's hilarious. Keep on rocking, T&T. Sometimes its fun to read about the less scary implications of American cultural dominance.

    • @wheelsofmercury
      @wheelsofmercury Рік тому +3

      No shit? That's freaking awesome!

  • @carsonpace4000
    @carsonpace4000 Рік тому +137

    I worked with Randy from Autograph at guitar center! Great dude. Some of the best stories. Can’t wait to send him this.

    • @zaiusbaltar7091
      @zaiusbaltar7091 Рік тому +15

      He passed away april of last year.

    • @carsonpace4000
      @carsonpace4000 Рік тому +5

      @@zaiusbaltar7091 feel like I would’ve heard about that, did we work together?

    • @zaiusbaltar7091
      @zaiusbaltar7091 Рік тому +10

      @@carsonpace4000 no, i'm in canada, check wikipedia , also another comment on here from a long time fan mentioned it.

    • @jeremyborder6794
      @jeremyborder6794 Рік тому

      Cool

    • @doodooswaggy3825
      @doodooswaggy3825 7 місяців тому

      @@carsonpace4000 Apparently you wouldn’t have lol

  • @ianmiller1000
    @ianmiller1000 Рік тому +47

    I may be biased because I met these guys when my band opened for them in 2017, but they had some really catchy tunes and they're really nice guys. At the time the only original members were Steve Lynch (Lead guitar) and Randy Rand (Bass), but after load-in we hung out at the bar and all introduced ourselves.
    My band went on first, and during soundcheck I was struggling to set up the venue's vintage Ampeg SVT bass head since I was used to the newer models (Typical bass player, amirite?). Someone behind me said "Need help?" I turn around to see Randy on stage with me to give me a hand. He gave me some tips on how to get some great sounds out of it, and he was right! He also offered to help me out if I needed it - Bass players unite!
    After the show we all hung around over some beers. I remember at one point being alone outside with Steve Lynch and just talking guitar. Like you said, the dude literally wrote the book on shredding, yet he was so nice and humble. And before you write him off as an EVH clone, he did something I rarely see people do with tapping, which is using all 4 fingers on the "strumming" hand to tap the notes higher up on the neck. By doing this he opened up more options to tap harmonies, crazy rhythms, or just tapping faster. The song/guitar solo "Hammerhead" is a great example of this: ua-cam.com/video/vHzpv25UX44/v-deo.html

    • @strawb3rrysuccubus
      @strawb3rrysuccubus 5 місяців тому +2

      I’m super curious, what’s your band’s name ? That sounds like a pretty awesome experience

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG Рік тому +84

    “We were THIS close to a song being called ‘Rockin’ the Rockity Rock Rock’.”
    That’s the name of my debut single now, no one else gets it.

    • @charlesclark3840
      @charlesclark3840 Рік тому +4

      To be fair, this was not a "hair metal" or 80's thing. Off the top of my head, Rock and Roll is Here to Stay, Rock Around the Clock. Jailhouse Rock. I'm not even to 1960 yet.

    • @judgesaturn507
      @judgesaturn507 Рік тому

      Reminds me of 'when loving lovers love'

    • @NatalieValentina6
      @NatalieValentina6 Рік тому

      Don't you mean "Rockin' the Rockity Räk Roque"🤔? 🪨🪨🪨🪨🙃

    • @tjenadonn6158
      @tjenadonn6158 Рік тому +1

      Only if it's a country ballad.

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance Рік тому

      @@NatalieValentina6 Rockin’ the Rockity Rock Cock

  • @sullivangate
    @sullivangate Рік тому +70

    My god that snide comment about Kirk Cameron might be the low key funniest thing he's ever said in a review.

    • @JamesQMurphy
      @JamesQMurphy Рік тому +2

      Came looking for this comment! 16:09

  • @endofcentury7077
    @endofcentury7077 8 місяців тому +21

    I feel like Autograph is the exact band that Limozeen was parodying

    • @anongarcia
      @anongarcia Місяць тому +1

      i'm integrating this into my belief system now, they're really such a Limozeen ass band 😂

  • @alex_flamer267
    @alex_flamer267 Рік тому +34

    "Nirvana killed my career" themed episodes of this show are always the best!

  • @AdrianBelmonte96
    @AdrianBelmonte96 Рік тому +32

    "a hair band covering Louie Louie is like sampling Rick Astley now"
    WELL ,TELL THAT TO YUNG GRAVY, TODD

    • @MeandMonkeyLP
      @MeandMonkeyLP Рік тому +3

      Absolute shade lmfao

    • @IronMadden
      @IronMadden Рік тому +4

      In his Top 10 worst songs of 2022 video, he did briefly acknowledge Yung Gravy's sampling of Rick Astley, saying it was actually one of the better instances of sampling that year compared to the really bad ones we did get, especially with David Guetta and Bebe Rexha when they sampled Eiffle 65's "Blue" for "I'm Good."

    • @AdrianBelmonte96
      @AdrianBelmonte96 Рік тому +4

      That says things about how terrible was 2022 for sampling

  • @liamcallahan9693
    @liamcallahan9693 Рік тому +225

    I've been watching Todd to fall asleep lately, and man do I love this series. It's like Behind the Music but only the fun shit

    • @pervertedalchemist9944
      @pervertedalchemist9944 Рік тому +8

      Which is basically half the episode, LMAO! Paramount Plus brought that show back last year, by the way.

    • @eyeheartsushi2212
      @eyeheartsushi2212 Рік тому +1

      That’s a good way to put it

    • @eyeheartsushi2212
      @eyeheartsushi2212 Рік тому +2

      @@pervertedalchemist9944 Didn’t know about Paramount+ bringing back BTM

    • @pervertedalchemist9944
      @pervertedalchemist9944 Рік тому +5

      @@eyeheartsushi2212 Yeah, they brought back that, Yo! MTV Raps and Beavis And Butt-Head. All with new shows alongside the old ones.

    • @gars129
      @gars129 Рік тому

      They always need a sorta "happy ending". The remastered Styx episode jarring cause the whole band is really optimistic but DeYoung isn't even mentioned, and we all know the band isn't charting Top 40 hits anymore.

  • @sledzeppelin
    @sledzeppelin Рік тому +23

    Led Zeppelin -> Def Leppard
    Photograph -> Autograph
    The circle of life.

    • @BinturongGirl
      @BinturongGirl 2 місяці тому +3

      Yeah, except Joe Elliott never pretended it was anything but completely intentional. He was always open about it being a nod to Zeppelin. He was also about 17 when he came up with the name. These guys were fully adult industry professionals.

  • @Charmyte
    @Charmyte Рік тому +45

    The most damning shot at Autograph is definitely having a Christian band's rework of their only hit used for the "cover plays while credits roll" song

  • @michelhv
    @michelhv Рік тому +146

    Fun fact: if you replace the word “rock” by “fuck” in any song, the lyrics suddenly make sense. I wanna rock? With you baby. Let’s rock around the clock until my clock is sore.

    • @wingracer1614
      @wingracer1614 Рік тому

      I love fuck and roll? Fuck of ages?

    • @cognitivedissonance8406
      @cognitivedissonance8406 Рік тому

      I am a fuck
      I am an island

    • @MTdaBlacking
      @MTdaBlacking Рік тому +9

      Oh God this is making too much sense and I feel like an idiot now...

    • @gabingston3430
      @gabingston3430 Рік тому +1

      So Twisted Sister were actually singing "I WANNA F*CK! F*CK!".

    • @landshark3509
      @landshark3509 Рік тому +50

      That's because the term "rock 'n' roll" is 1930s/40s AAVE slang for sex. Rock has always meant "sex"

  • @GrantH
    @GrantH Рік тому +255

    Steve Lynch is truly one of the underrated guitar heroes of the hair metal era. He and Reb Beach of Winger were the best at innovating with two-handed tapping after EVH brought it to the rock mainstream.

    • @doomdimensiondweller5627
      @doomdimensiondweller5627 Рік тому +16

      Winger was actually a decent band. If you like 80s rock you will probably like them. By the time they got going Nirvana had taken the world by storm.

    • @happiness1772
      @happiness1772 Рік тому +3

      Vito Bratta was a great tapper as well.

    • @rachel_sj
      @rachel_sj Рік тому +9

      @@doomdimensiondweller5627 Ok Stewart 😂

    • @doomdimensiondweller5627
      @doomdimensiondweller5627 Рік тому +2

      @@rachel_sj I was going to mention that

    • @Jaggedknife11
      @Jaggedknife11 Рік тому +4

      Any relation to George Lynch from Dokken?

  • @mrtaco9340
    @mrtaco9340 Рік тому +23

    A lot of the stuff you mentioned here, Autograph, quiet riot, loverboy, david lee roth, ozzy, foreigner, hall&oats etc. all appeared in GTA Vice City which is how many of us first heard these bands

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 Рік тому +3

    "It's a sitcom theme. What are we even doing?" If that's not an indictment of how hard they missed metal, I'm not sure what is.

  • @johngleason1776
    @johngleason1776 Рік тому +97

    If youre gonna talk about this genre being so well remembered it's worth noting that Max Martin started his career in a hair metal band, and a lot of his songwriting techniques he developed by writing hair metal songs.

    • @mikepratt6481
      @mikepratt6481 Рік тому +1

      What band was Martin in?

    • @alexbowles9034
      @alexbowles9034 Рік тому

      @@jacksonteller3973if you like that classic Butch Walker production definitely check out August is Falling

    • @mikepratt6481
      @mikepratt6481 Рік тому

      @@jacksonteller3973 never heard of them, but I'll have to look them up! Thanx!

    • @evandemers3753
      @evandemers3753 Рік тому +3

      There are definitely metal elements in Martin's pop songwriting. From the huge emphasis on bass and groove to those impactful keyboard parts used as instrumental hooks. DUH-DAH-DAH-DUH Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know...

    • @andrei11dr
      @andrei11dr Рік тому

      Is it well remembered? Pretty much all the discussion I've seen around it is people clowning on it and talking about how cool it was when metal became dangerous again in the 90s, but that might just the crowd I'm hanging around

  • @hx0ad5
    @hx0ad5 Рік тому +27

    so much of what was called metal in the 80s is so unrecognisable as metal now... i'm not even saying that in a snobby way, i just find it fascinating. most of this stuff sounds like something i'd have heard at a school disco as a kid.

  • @robwalsh9843
    @robwalsh9843 11 місяців тому +7

    One thing about Autograph is how obvious it is that these are former AOR guys doing hair metal cosplay.

  • @tonyvillarreal5380
    @tonyvillarreal5380 Рік тому +14

    Seeing this decently serious rock band shilling for mechanical pencils of all things is hilarious it’s like if Doja Cat’s next video was also an ad for mousepads.

    • @pervertedalchemist9944
      @pervertedalchemist9944 Рік тому +2

      Or the Mexican Pizza from Taco Bell...which she singlehandedly made them bring back.

  • @mesousagaby740
    @mesousagaby740 Рік тому +50

    Admit it, guys.
    You all sang this back playing Vice City. Me included.

    • @artbk
      @artbk Рік тому +3

      FUCK YEAH!! Get a fast car, crank the radio, drive like a mad man, the car explodes, get a new one, rinse and repeat. God, that game was awesome.

    • @DJSinisterMetal
      @DJSinisterMetal Рік тому

      Yes

  • @autumn-vl5ez
    @autumn-vl5ez 9 місяців тому +28

    I always love how Todd always brings up Nirvana when he talks about 80s rock, especially hair metal. It's compulsory.

    • @Falxifer95
      @Falxifer95 5 місяців тому

      Its also kinda impossible not to.

  • @ArloIsFromMars
    @ArloIsFromMars Рік тому +103

    Seriously, this may not have been his finest moment, but Neil Kernon is a LEGENDARY producer. In the 90s and beyond he produced death metal! Who else can say they worked with everyone from Queen, to Elton John, to Neil Diamond, to Queensryche, to Dokken, to Hall and Oates to Cannibal Corpse???

    • @joaquinlezcano2372
      @joaquinlezcano2372 Рік тому +9

      Also in that image features Brand X (a very fine Jazz fusion band that once had Phil Collins), Kayak (an underrated prog band from Netherlands) and Mick Ronson.

    • @iamwontolla
      @iamwontolla Рік тому +2

      And he played guitar alongside Jeff Loomis on his solo debut. Not everyone gets to do that...

  • @SuperJNG18
    @SuperJNG18 Рік тому +144

    It's remarkable that I've been following Todd for ten years almost (this year!), I can *still* think of one-hit wonders I'd love for him to cover someday (Bitter Sweet Symphony, Crush, All the Young Dudes), and he STILL comes up with subjects I've never heard of and never would've thought of. I love it. Keep being awesome, Todd.

    • @thirteenfury
      @thirteenfury Рік тому +10

      The Spin Doctors and "Two Princes" would be an interesting OHW. The song that made it into every 90s teen comedy and then fell off the face of the earth.

    • @woodsbabe2505
      @woodsbabe2505 Рік тому +24

      ​@@thirteenfury he did a Train Wreckords on the Spin Doctors' second album!

    • @simonbone
      @simonbone Рік тому +9

      @@thirteenfury I saw the Spin Doctors play in a NYC bar in June 1989 before they got famous, and their setlist was basically their first album. Like with many other bands, a sign that "coming up with decent new material for the follow-up" would be a problem.

    • @liimlsan3
      @liimlsan3 Рік тому +18

      @@thirteenfury Not only has he done them on Trainwreckords, they're a two hit wonder. "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong?" And I actually still hear "Jimmy Olsen's Blues" on the radio sometimes.

    • @matthewhomman8656
      @matthewhomman8656 Рік тому +16

      The verve are ridiculously far from a one hit wonder.

  • @YelloWord
    @YelloWord Рік тому +11

    Kernon has worked with Hall & Oates and Yes and Cannibal Corpse. That's some freaking range!

  • @moviestar1296
    @moviestar1296 Рік тому +28

    As someone whose parents were teens of the 80s, I have a soft spot for 70s and 80s rock bands. I will admit, it was only quite recently that I found out this song wasn't from Def Leppard

  • @bigfatrockstar4991
    @bigfatrockstar4991 Рік тому +41

    Barely Breathing by Duncan Sheik is interesting for me. I mean that guy went from a random no-name minivan rocker to a Tony Award-winning songwriter who had a hand in writing one of the most heart-wrenching musicals in Broadway history

  • @MissAshley42
    @MissAshley42 Рік тому +62

    This song has such big movie soundtrack energy.

  • @daf00nklee50
    @daf00nklee50 Рік тому +265

    My teachers in high school used to make fun of me for liking this song. They're like out of all the 80s songs you like. This is the one you pick and I was like yeah 🤟🤟🤣

    • @Nicole-zh7pl
      @Nicole-zh7pl Рік тому +20

      Its a great song, I agree. But i always have to do a corny dance move when i sing "day time,💁 night time,💁anytime"🤷 i kinda shrug and shake my head like I really mean it. Lol like im in kids bop.

    • @Azmodeus87
      @Azmodeus87 Рік тому +5

      Well, if nothing else, liking what you like despite what people say you should like is the cornerstone sentiment of Rock.🤟

    • @zaiusbaltar7091
      @zaiusbaltar7091 Рік тому

      teachers crush dreams and destroy childhoods.

  • @courtney5796
    @courtney5796 Рік тому +5

    Was 14 in 1984 and loved this song. Later I found out that Steve Lynch was my brother-in-law's cousin.

  • @derfgerps4016
    @derfgerps4016 Рік тому +66

    Def Leppard’s Pyromania is by far the most timeless hair metal album

    • @DinsdalePiranha67
      @DinsdalePiranha67 Рік тому +8

      Pyromania was my gateway drug into metal.

    • @thecollector4332
      @thecollector4332 Рік тому +9

      Id also add shout at the devil (mötley Crüe) and metal health (quiet riot)

    • @tylerharaf5901
      @tylerharaf5901 Рік тому +5

      I’d say it’s a toss up between pyromania and hysteria. Def leppard is a step above hair metal fs

    • @thecollector4332
      @thecollector4332 Рік тому +5

      @@tylerharaf5901
      Its because they weren’t really all hair metal. Their first two albums are NWOBHM.

    • @bombercountyblues
      @bombercountyblues 11 місяців тому +1

      Its a great album,, but I wouldn't use the word "timeless".. it couldn't be any more of its time..

  • @culwin
    @culwin Рік тому +131

    Even in the 80's, this is one of those songs that everybody heard, but nobody knew who sang. And even if they knew the name "Autograph", they had no clue who that was beyond this song.

    • @LividImp
      @LividImp Рік тому +8

      Yea, I saw the thumbnail for this episode and I had no idea who "Autograph" was, or even the name of the song. But yea, I must have heard, and ignored, this song hundreds of times in the 80s. Not good enough to like, and not bad enough to hate. Just forgettable milquetoast rock. If anyone knew who Autograph were by the 1990s, it would have been their name on the poseur kid's T-shirt in Beavis & Butthead instead of Winger (another band I can't remember a single song from).

    • @zaiusbaltar7091
      @zaiusbaltar7091 Рік тому +2

      obviously you didn't live back then. Your friends must have been madonna fans

    • @culwin
      @culwin Рік тому +2

      @@zaiusbaltar7091 I got 51 upvotes in less than a day. So obviously you didn't live back then. Nice try, kid. You probably listen to mumble rap.

    • @zaiusbaltar7091
      @zaiusbaltar7091 Рік тому

      i'm 53 but look 30. The video was on mtv day and night so there is no way metal fans of the day didn't know who the band were. It was a huge hit, blondes in black cars got some decent play on mtv too. Know your roots. Your 51 upvotes are from the 12 year old kids who think you know everything. Oh yeah sirius xm hair nation plays turn constantly and even classic rewind plays it occasionally. We're not talking D.A.D's sleeping my day away here. ( good song too )

    • @culwin
      @culwin Рік тому

      @@zaiusbaltar7091 Nobody cares, weirdo.

  • @Hyde_Hill
    @Hyde_Hill Рік тому +93

    Being European and born in 1980 this is the first time I legit never have heard of one of the one hit wonder songs.

    • @beetooex
      @beetooex Рік тому +6

      That's hilarious. I'm a Brit born in 1980. Recognised pretty much all but this one.

    • @profile1674
      @profile1674 Рік тому

      Same here. I do know the name from hard rock magazines, but even then, it was very clear this wasn't going to be my bag.

    • @CZ61600
      @CZ61600 Рік тому +3

      Same here. It never charted or got any radio airplay in the UK or Ireland in the mid-80s. Very good song, though. It might have done better had it come out in the late 80s, when Def Leppard were at their commercial peak.

    • @Jeevesie1988
      @Jeevesie1988 Рік тому +6

      Also British but born in late 88, and I only know it because it was on the radio in GTA: Vice City which I played a tonne of in my teens.

    • @Hyde_Hill
      @Hyde_Hill Рік тому +3

      @@Jeevesie1988 Also played that game a lot and don't even recognize it from there. Probably didn't use that station at all lol.

  • @OokamiTheWolf
    @OokamiTheWolf Рік тому +23

    I do love the fact that they had Sorayama artwork on their 2nd album cover. Instantly recognizable. Also remember this song a lot from Vice City!

  • @GolumTR
    @GolumTR Рік тому +9

    First of all, the greatest Kirk Cameron imitation of all time. I love you put your entire body and soul into it. You raised up your arms and asked for the life energy of all living things in order to form the spirit bomb to defeat the evil Vegeta, in the form of a Kirk Cameron imitation

  • @RosieWeird
    @RosieWeird Рік тому +6

    It's 10 PM and I have the sudden urge to buy Paper-Mate™️ mechanical pencils.

  • @CazTheGamerGuy
    @CazTheGamerGuy Рік тому +7

    Look at this Autograph!
    Every time I do it makes me laugh.

  • @Crampsam
    @Crampsam Рік тому +27

    I will always associate this song with my childhood in the 2000’s because of its inclusion on the soundtrack to Vice City. Loved rocking out to this one along with Madhouse, 2 Minutes to Midnight, Bark at the Moon and all the other classics on Vrock. There was another Autograph song on the Vice City Stories soundtrack but that one was considerably less memorable

    • @justinyoung109
      @justinyoung109 Рік тому

      The other one was All I got to take. A decent song, nut quite Turn up the radio but different.

  • @canadmexi
    @canadmexi Рік тому +18

    I love how many songs exist about listening to the radio that are so dated now. Imagine if there were a bunch of 2010s songs about watching Vines to find new music or a bunch of 2020s songs about recording music in their room.

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 Рік тому

      I have such a hard time thinking of what music from this decade or the previous one anyone will ever have nostalgia for.

  • @bullmonty764
    @bullmonty764 Рік тому +9

    I don’t know about you, but we are well into 2023 and I am breathlessly anticipating the inevitable Trainwreckords on Man of the Woods

  • @sethoney4290
    @sethoney4290 Рік тому +16

    Quiet Riot giving us Randy Rhodes is enough to call them metal, even though we can’t access any of their music before 83’

    • @niXity9000
      @niXity9000 Рік тому

      Their first 2 Japan-only albums (Quiet Riot I and II) with Randy Rhoads are on youtube

    • @sethoney4290
      @sethoney4290 Рік тому

      @@niXity9000 Thank you so much I didn't know!

  • @kassemir
    @kassemir Рік тому +18

    It's wild how much this sounds like a Journey song when you perform it on piano with no other instruments :D

  • @joshthefunkdoc
    @joshthefunkdoc Рік тому +35

    Todd hit upon something toward the end: throughout the 80s you'd see a good number of corporate arena-rock types give themselves a hair-metal makeover to stay relevant. Autograph were only unique in that they did so *before* hair metal really became a huge trend. A lot of the other cases of this (e.g. Bad English) came about after Slippery When Wet.
    EDIT: Even outside of arena rock in particular, you can point to Nelson as a band being marketed as hair metal even though they really weren't sonically. That kind of thing happened a lot too!

    • @KrasMazovHatesYourGuts
      @KrasMazovHatesYourGuts Рік тому +3

      That last bit is what happened to Enuff Z'nuff. They were a very solid power pop band with some legit alternative rock cred, but when they released their first album (which was the only successful one) the record company overplayed their glam rock image and marketed them as a hair metal band. It basically killed any real momentum the band could have had.

    • @brycedownpitch
      @brycedownpitch 8 місяців тому

      Well, Bad English was a Supergroup; that's why they got popular. The band's members were singer John Waite (who had a huge hit in the '80's called "Missing You"), bassist Ricky Phillips (who was in the band The Babys and is currently playing with Styx), and three members of Journey (Jonathan Cain, Neal Schon, and Deen Castronovo).

    • @Thomasmemoryscentral
      @Thomasmemoryscentral 6 місяців тому

      ​@@brycedownpitchCan Bad English and John Waite create a double one hit wonders episode? You have a solo artist that joined a supergroup and both scored one massuve single

  • @idontevenknow9758
    @idontevenknow9758 Рік тому +82

    Hair and Glam metal holds a special place in my heart. If I'm having a bad day, it brings me back up. I think because its just dumb fun and lives without any care for what others think. I kinda dig that.

    • @zaiusbaltar7091
      @zaiusbaltar7091 Рік тому +2

      it's get a bad rap, i mean do we call grunge bands " slovenly dressed drug addict kill yourself metal " even though most of them died from self inflicted pity ? Hair metal is a derogatory term.

    • @rdrrr
      @rdrrr Рік тому +3

      @@zaiusbaltar7091 As much as I like grunge musically, the attitude fucking sucked. It's the 90s, the economy's doing fine, the Cold War's over - just get over yourself and enjoy the good times.
      Irony took over Western society in the 90s and we've never gotten over it. Shit, can we be sincere and just enjoy life again without making everything into a smug joke, please?

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 Рік тому +2

      @@rdrrr YES! So glad to see others here saying that. (Basically what you guys are saying here is a better-worded version of my own earlier comment, about "It's cheesy, but I'm from the '80s, so BRING ON THE CHEESE!") I can listen to '90s music now and recognise that the MUSIC kicks ass, but at the time I didn't like it because it was depressing _and it still is_ .Not that there isn't a place in music for negative emotions, but maybe not an entire radioful of it at the same time?
      In fact, Lindsay Ellis (whom Todd even mentions here, at the end) had a video from way back, about...I wish I could remember what it was! but I do remember that what she was reviewing was made in the '90s, and at one point she mentions all the actually positive things about that decade...then for contrast, goes off on a RANT about all of the problems of (at the time) modern day, and ends it with "SHUT UP, '90S! THINGS ARE SO MUCH *WORSE* NOW!"
      Damn. I FELT that. I felt that in my soul. Not well enough to remember the name of the video since I suck at names, but enough to remember that moment. :P
      Sometimes, although parody, irony, deconstruction, etc. can definitely be entertaining, smart and well made...there's just something to be said for stripping all that back and going back to the ORIGINAL version of a thing. For example, although I loves me some Terry Pratchett, sometimes I likes me some good old-fashioned cheesy D&D style fantasy. Person or party of colorful stereotypes on a quest, sword, dark forest, dragon, etc. Stuff like the movie "Willow" or the "Lone Wolf" gamebooks. It's like comfort-food entertainment.
      And there's definitely something to be said about just letting yourself go ahead and LOOK stupid, but not CARE. The "not caring" part will draw some people to you anyway. A huge part of actually BEING cool, after all, is the confidence to not give a crap what others think.
      Um, I didn't mean for this to come out as long as it did, so if you're still reading...thank you for coming to my Ted Talk? Heh.

    • @themadmattster9647
      @themadmattster9647 Рік тому

      Absolutely

  • @Unownshipper
    @Unownshipper Рік тому +76

    First time a sponsor ad has brought a smile to my face.
    Super sweet to see Todd supporting Lindsay's content, makes me think back to the old days when the whole gang would appear in each other's videos.

    • @SGresponse
      @SGresponse Рік тому +9

      Best not revisit that timeline.

    • @Unownshipper
      @Unownshipper Рік тому +8

      @@SGresponse The stuff worth remembering is safe in memory. The rest should be left in the past.

  • @DjVanillaGuerilla
    @DjVanillaGuerilla Рік тому +10

    This song has a place in my heart. Remember listening to this song and others countless times driving around in GTA Vice city. That soundtrack is really one of the best ever.

  • @Chetallica
    @Chetallica Рік тому +13

    Cool vid, but just wanted to note how much Steve Plunkett has achieved since the band: 7 years as chief staff writer/producer with All Nations Music, produced many albums and had over 200 songs released by artists including The Go-Gos, Kenny Rogers, Vixen and Edgar Winter, producer of Graham Nash, Jon Secada, En Vogue, Marc Anthony, Cyndi Lauper and Loretta Lynn, produced music for over 40 movies, General Manager of Meteor 17, a West Hollywood based media convergence company, designing and executing music and strategies for artists and companies, etc, etc.
    In a "poser band"? Maybe, but holy crap what a resume. Amazing guy and one of the nicest people in the business.

    • @Nico-xf2rb
      @Nico-xf2rb Рік тому +3

      Steve we all know you wrote this.

    • @Chetallica
      @Chetallica Рік тому

      @@Nico-xf2rb Hehehe, nope it be me, not Steve. Wish he would respond, that would be cool!

  • @dudeman1456
    @dudeman1456 Рік тому +24

    Watching old Todd episodes when a new one pops up in my recommendations. That's magic, baby.

  • @allemander
    @allemander Рік тому +112

    I’m 51…nearly 52.
    My very first concert was Mötley Crüe on their ‘Theater of Pain’ tour in Atlanta, GA at the now defunct Omni arena. The opening act was Autograph. TUTR was the only song I ever knew by them, while I’ve memorized nearly everything I’ve ever heard from the Crüe! 🤘🏼😎🤘🏼

    • @MdlAgedHeadbanger
      @MdlAgedHeadbanger Рік тому +18

      I had a co-worker who saw that same tour. He said it was so funny when Autograph was playing. It was when this song was topping the rock radio charts, but when they were on stage the place was half empty with an indifferent audience. This song came on and suddenly the arena was packed with everybody singing along and pumping fists. After the song ended it was back to a half empty arena with an indifferent audience.

    • @Brainfryde
      @Brainfryde Рік тому +2

      Be honest though, would you even remember their name if not for it being listed in every hair or metal collection commercial during the life of music MTV/VH1?

    • @stephenmarco2927
      @stephenmarco2927 Рік тому +1

      T-shirt band is right

  • @EasyZee69
    @EasyZee69 11 місяців тому +3

    Yes, Todd, you nailed it. It was their look that made nobody take them seriously. From the singer's red poodle hair-do and stupid looking grin, to the keyboard player's Tommy Shaw hair cut, and the bass player that looks like Michael Berryman with a wig, they definitely came across as posers.

  • @AlligatorArms
    @AlligatorArms Рік тому +33

    7:57 this reciting of the phrase “turn it uuuuup”, by itself, makes this song the most unintentionally funny song I’ve ever heard. Just thinking about how cool he probably thought he sounded when he talked that way. It’s just EXACTLY the type of forced vocal intonation I’d expect out of any hair metal band if they were talking and wanted to sound cool in 1984. And that’s hysterical.

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 Рік тому +5

    11:32 I was half expecting that pencil to impale an audience member in the face like a shuriken.

  • @RanterInShades
    @RanterInShades Рік тому +29

    Even as a self-described hair metal junkie, Autograph was never a band I really sought to dive deeper into than this song. Steve Lynch is quite exceptional, but that was the main thing the band had going for them. I'm glad I'm not the only one that compares them to Pyromania era Def Leppard.
    Another thing of note about them is that after they broke up, the drummer Keni Richards played in a short lived "supergroup" called Dirty White Boy with David Bowie guitarist Earl Slick and David Glen Eisley who would go on to sing "Sweet Victory" on Spongebob. On an unfortunate note though, he, bassist Randy Rand and keyboardist Steven Isham have all passed away in 2017, 2022 and 2008 respectively.

  • @credenzamostro
    @credenzamostro 2 місяці тому +2

    Todd saying "check out this rock-ass shit!" then cutting to Daryl Hall quizzically rising into frame is one of the best pieces of editing I've ever seen

  • @farfromperfek
    @farfromperfek Рік тому +16

    I saw them open for Van Halen's 1984 tour. They played this song to both open and close their set.
    How about doing a one hit video on The Tubes "she's a beauty"

    • @DinsdalePiranha67
      @DinsdalePiranha67 Рік тому +3

      Technically, by the traditional definition The Tubes are a two-hit wonder. Before "She's A Beauty" hit the Top 10, they hit #35 with "Don't Want to Wait Anymore". OTOH, nobody remembers the latter, so maybe Todd will make an exception.

  • @johnmartin60515
    @johnmartin60515 Рік тому +326

    Neil was also the recording engineer on Peter Gabriel Plays Live and Judas Priest, Unleashed in the East. Both fantastic records

    • @ericwincentsen587
      @ericwincentsen587 Рік тому +17

      Most of those Brand X albums are worth hearing as well, but I know Todd doesn't get jazz very much.

    • @daggy174
      @daggy174 Рік тому +8

      He also helmed Queensryche's brilliant Rage For Order album.

    • @profile1674
      @profile1674 Рік тому +4

      I know the name from Macabre's "Dahmer" album. Let's say that Hall and Oates thing caught me off guard there, hehe ...

    • @MrTaxiRob
      @MrTaxiRob Рік тому +5

      both are known for being "fake" live albums with a good amount of studio overdubs

    • @Brainfryde
      @Brainfryde Рік тому +1

      At least Priest makes some sense, I guess... the booth can only do so much in 1984.

  • @zer0_cool
    @zer0_cool Рік тому +92

    This song will forever be stuck in my head as the Alpha Protocol song because I had to replay that boss fight so many times.

    • @Tyrathca
      @Tyrathca Рік тому +2

      Hell. Pistol chainshot was the only way I managed this.

    • @Maleketh42
      @Maleketh42 Рік тому +4

      "Put on your red shoes, buddy. Let's dance."

    • @mecharick
      @mecharick Рік тому +1

      @@Tyrathca pistol chainshot was the real mvp for the super attacks, especially with tranq rounds in a non lethal run

  • @mcj88
    @mcj88 Рік тому +10

    13:12 - Huh, I actually recognize one band on that list, Brand X. They were a jazz-fusion group from the late-70s, and looking them up now I see that Neil produced their last two albums to still feature the band's most famous member; that of course being drummer Phil Collins.

  • @hipstereagle6050
    @hipstereagle6050 Рік тому +2

    13:23 I love how Daryl Hall enters the frame in this music video

  • @devmag52
    @devmag52 Рік тому +5

    “My girlfriend’s boyfriend, isn’t me” is another great to know there’s

    • @Gary_Le_Strange
      @Gary_Le_Strange Місяць тому

      I was SO waiting for him to mention this one. Now I'm a sad panda.

  • @LordPichuPal
    @LordPichuPal Рік тому +54

    For years I used to think this was a Def Leppard song. Could imagine my shock when I learned it was not, in fact, Def Leppard at all. It just sounded so much like them that I didn't think it could possibly be someone else. But it is a good song, so I didn't think much of it. Fascinating to learn more about it like this.

    • @David-bf6bz
      @David-bf6bz 11 місяців тому

      I thought it was KISS...

  • @hipstereagle6050
    @hipstereagle6050 Рік тому +21

    4:30 and you could make a case that Quiet Riot’s more well known for being founded by Randy Rhodes. Who left the group to become a guitar god on Ozzy’s first two (and best) solo albums before tragically dying in a plane crash in 1982

    • @thecollector4332
      @thecollector4332 Рік тому +1

      Not at all. People know them for metal health and cum on feel the noize. Those hits were huge and are still staples of 80’s metal.

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx Рік тому +3

      Nah, that was mostly learned after the fact. Metal Health and Come on Feel the Noise were both major hits people heard and liked before realizing Ozzy’s guitarist that died used to be in the group.

  • @ikeproud6045
    @ikeproud6045 Рік тому +5

    Todd, thank you for introducing me to this song. As a teenager in the early 00s, Homestar Runner (and Strong Bad e-mails in particular) was hugely formative for me as far as internet humour goes. Autograph look, sound, and feel more like Limozeen than any other hair metal band I can think of
    Big fan of your work, big love xx

    • @JJ-fg2wd
      @JJ-fg2wd 6 місяців тому

      I got the heart of a lion
      And the wings of a bat
      Because it's midniiiight!!

    • @lillianward2810
      @lillianward2810 3 місяці тому

      I’m glad I’m not the only one to go “this is just a live-action Limozeen that accidentally spelled their band name right.”

  • @MrAshTM1
    @MrAshTM1 Рік тому +11

    Fun fact: Sign In Please charted at #29, exactly the same spot as Turn Up The Radio.

  • @judo_ashtray
    @judo_ashtray Рік тому +17

    The name Autograph feels like Mr. Big, in which it's terrible on its face but makes perfect sense when the band is full of guys who had experience being overlooked members of other bands. If I were one of those guys it feels like a name I'd find funny to name my own band.

    • @lopat2539
      @lopat2539 Рік тому +3

      Todd did a video about Mr. Big's "To Be With You", and their story is very similar to this one. A bunch of session musicians with an awful name, but one pretty good guitarist. Autograph signaled the beginning of hair metal's mainstream relevance; Mr. Big signaled its end.

  • @rgs8970
    @rgs8970 Рік тому +7

    The Kirk Cameron impression killed me

  • @VinchVolt
    @VinchVolt Рік тому +8

    I... genuinely didn't know until watching this video that mechanical pencils existed in the '80s. Somehow they always struck me as a "1990s onward" type of thing.

  • @kyliepollert8341
    @kyliepollert8341 Рік тому +8

    In fact, this was the second to last song on the single disc version of "Monsters of Rock" that I had back in the day, and I've always thought this song sounded like a cross between Def Leppard and Van Halen, so it doesn't surprise me that Autograph opened up for the latter. Even the "Waaaaah!" scream at the end is very reminiscent of David Lee Roth's scream in the chorus of "Runnin' With the Devil".

  • @Kirkvanhouten55
    @Kirkvanhouten55 Рік тому +5

    Their drummer Keni Richards was murdered in 2017. Apparently, it's still unsolved

    • @Eloraurora
      @Eloraurora Рік тому +3

      This... weirdly makes me feel worse about the pencil thing. Like, it's neither connected nor proportional, but _damn,_ poor dude's legacy includes a dumb joke about him not being able to read.

  • @BrotherAlpha
    @BrotherAlpha Рік тому +60

    As a child of the 80s, I'm so into this episode.

  • @ZeetZoot
    @ZeetZoot Рік тому +4

    when Todd said the song was called 'blondes in black cars' I assumed he was making fun of the music video, then immediately they said the title and I burst out laughing

  • @joeyclemenza7339
    @joeyclemenza7339 Рік тому +17

    BIG HUGE UPS for plugging Lindsey Ellis’ video essay. It’s good to finally see her coming back and doing what she’s still so good at doing. You guys both ROCK!!! lol 🤘🏽😂

  • @dethblade4836
    @dethblade4836 Рік тому +13

    7:30 to explain this as I heard on the radio of all places. When they were signed and are about to blow up with the song, the band spent so much money on instruments that they don't have any for the video. That is until Papermate came in and paid for the video in exchange, the band has to advertise the mechanical pencils. 10:03 eventually, Def Leppard would rip them off. In 1987 the song Gods of War for the recent album Hysteria would steal the rift for this song.

    • @pervertedalchemist9944
      @pervertedalchemist9944 Рік тому +4

      Gotta love the ubiquitous product placement going on in music videos. That's a long running trend that needs to be explored, LOL!

  • @The61scissors
    @The61scissors Рік тому +174

    Quiet Riot themselves almost count as a one hit wonder themselves, considering how fast they went from a 6x platinum album to not making the top 100

    • @Adamnme01
      @Adamnme01 Рік тому +30

      Trainwreckords perhaps?

    • @HZepp
      @HZepp Рік тому +92

      They were a one album wonder. The Hootie And The Blowfish of hair metal.

    • @KrasMazovHatesYourGuts
      @KrasMazovHatesYourGuts Рік тому +44

      Well, they actually had TWO hits from that album: 'Bang Your Head' and 'Cum On Feel the Noize' (actual spelling, it was originally a Slade song). It's just that the first song was a moderate hit, while the second was a MONSTER hit.

    • @Hammerhead547
      @Hammerhead547 Рік тому +19

      That all came down to Kevin Du Brow's ego being so out of control that he basically destroyed the band.
      The albums that followed Metal Health before kevin was sacked had some really good songs on them it was just that the band couldn't stand being around him for any length of time which meant that touring for extended periods of time was basically out of the question.
      Frankie Benalli said as much when he was interviewed by eddie trunk a few years ago.

    • @rogerdodger6025
      @rogerdodger6025 Рік тому +13

      Quiet Riot followed the same path as The Knack: huge selling debut with #1 hit, panned by critics. Similar sounding follow-up album that gave critics the finger in the title and then a huge backlash and crash.

  • @rushnerd
    @rushnerd Рік тому +11

    I freakin' love this song.
    Not one usually for hair metal or radio hits, but THIS one, yes.

  • @jacko250
    @jacko250 Рік тому +9

    I know how much you love covering obscure British acts and these are all considered one hit wonders in the states (not in the UK) and they all have really fascinating backstories to explore are:
    Talk Talk - It’s My Life
    Scritti Politti - Perfect Way
    XTC - Dear God
    The La’s - There She Goes
    The Lightning Seeds - Pure
    Mumm-Ra - She’s Got You High
    All would make for great videos

    • @boomhaueruk
      @boomhaueruk Рік тому

      I think the La's are considered a one hit wonder in the UK, pretty much.
      So actually a good candidate all round.
      Mumm-Ra....did that even do top 40 in the UK? I'd consider them a no hit nothing!
      Talk Talk (who I love), that would be interesting as you're dead right, in the Us it's one and done, but absolutely not in the UK. They're considered pretty seminal here.

    • @jacko250
      @jacko250 Рік тому

      @@boomhaueruk yes you’re absolutely right about The La’s being a one bit wonder in the UK to, BUT the bands story is so fascinating that it would make for a great video & it’s a shock hardly anyone knows it more.
      Mumm-Ra yes you are right about them also, but I’d argue they are a one hit wonder as that song has become so famous purely for it being used in the end credits of 500 Days of Summer plus they really own that fact (I’ve seen em live and they reference it a lot haha)
      Plus yeah Talk Talk no argument there, also another band with a brilliant backstory

    • @VinchVolt
      @VinchVolt Рік тому

      I don't think Talk Talk counts as a one-hit wonder in the US either, because they have a sizable enough cult following here as the fathers of post-rock.

    • @cookieface80
      @cookieface80 5 місяців тому

      How the fuck are Talk Talk obscure? "in the States" oh.

  • @einootspork
    @einootspork Рік тому +57

    One Hit Wonderland episodes about songs and artists I know nothing about are my favorite genre.

    • @pervertedalchemist9944
      @pervertedalchemist9944 Рік тому +4

      Those episodes show how they ended up. Sometimes it's a happy ending. Other times, it's a complete WTF?!

  • @seangarner2687
    @seangarner2687 Рік тому +56

    This is the first OHW I have been able to watch when it came out. His video for "Your Woman" showed up on my feed about a week after Todd dropped it, because I absolutely adore that song and still play it in heavy rotation today. I have since watched every single OHW, most multiple times.
    I absolutely love the series, and the channel as a whole. Keep up the great work, Todd. I'll be here for whatever you feel compelled to share with us.

  • @somenobodyaspresident
    @somenobodyaspresident Рік тому +4

    Nothing gets me more than “celebrity doing mundane thing” meme. Jogging buddies with David Lee Roth nearly made me choke on my drink

  • @ormzfamily4074
    @ormzfamily4074 Рік тому +15

    Todd, thanks for this video, and great channel. I have a very specific memory about this song as my teenage years unfolded in the 1980s during the era of heavy metal. I would have been 13 or 14 years old in grade 8. Our “junior high” school hosted around 3 school dances per year, and back then often would get a cover band to come to our small Canadian logging town to play, but sometimes they would have a DJ (or a “rock video” VJ) instead. Well, this one dance had something slightly different: it was a couple of DJs - using cassette tapes believe it or not - but on the stage was a “robot” band. It was basically a giant prop consisting of a light show and “robot band members” each with a different instrument up on the gymnasium stage. The ”robot band members” where made out of what I recall to be ventilation ducting with some motors to make their heads and arms move. Lights for eyes, etc… The “robot band members” would move around a bit in a repeating fashion accompanied by a light show. That was it, but what I specifically remember was the first song the DJs played to kick it all off: Turn Up the Radio by Autograph.