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  • @robertflint4115
    @robertflint4115 3 дні тому +57

    Hey Tankers. Let's show Claus some love and see if we can convince him to start the "Play the tank that killed me" challenge again, it was original and fun to watch. Come on Kellerman, give us Morons what we want and release some Rage ! Rock on Tankers 🤘😎

    • @robertflint4115
      @robertflint4115 3 дні тому +2

      PS...Claus I posted a fun Leaf Blower arty game. "Pick me Pick Me Kellerman" sorry a little self promotion here 😁

    • @onl1x786
      @onl1x786 3 дні тому +1

      That would be nice

    • @lordtark6736
      @lordtark6736 3 дні тому +1

      Man, that's actually an amazing idea.

    • @ThomashardingUK
      @ThomashardingUK 2 дні тому +2

      It's a great 👍 idea Claus, because it's so random. Unlike the RNG in WoT 😂

    • @dogrudiyosun
      @dogrudiyosun 2 дні тому +1

      Agreed, long time no see claus play. What a noobs!

  • @RaceSmokie
    @RaceSmokie 3 дні тому +64

    I wonder how many people still watching Claus even we don't play wot anymore?

    • @oheebatch_algorytmu
      @oheebatch_algorytmu 3 дні тому +10

      My Last game in WOT around 2018...

    • @yayie2235
      @yayie2235 3 дні тому +5

      Im a WoW player, never tried WoT but Claus is funny.

    • @robertgelley6454
      @robertgelley6454 3 дні тому +4

      I've never played but enjoy his videos!

    • @simonkevnorris
      @simonkevnorris 3 дні тому +4

      I stopped playing around 2015 if not earlier. I had been part of the closed beta and was a supertester on the EU server. Then a supertester on the RU server leaked information so WG in their wisdom shut down the EU supertester.
      I just got tired of the griefers and good ammo that negated heavy armour.

    • @stevenrusnak8961
      @stevenrusnak8961 3 дні тому +4

      2018 was the last time I played more than 2 games in a day.

  • @t_az3346
    @t_az3346 2 дні тому +8

    Claus, it's the weekend I am watching you and laughing me ass off with all your videos. Thank you for making this a good weekend

  • @randysmith9841
    @randysmith9841 2 дні тому +8

    Considerate teammates are rare but do exist.

  • @johnnynielsen3006
    @johnnynielsen3006 2 дні тому +5

    First game featured a Chess player - ''Let's think about this move'' - before I do something stupid...
    ''Divide and Conquer'' seems to be the theme of the last game...
    But only a few went the right way, a lot died alone and the rest didn't go back to base...

  • @dahveedl3133
    @dahveedl3133 2 дні тому +2

    "Safety please. No explosion" laughed so hard.

  • @jack-xf6il
    @jack-xf6il 2 дні тому +2

    Excellent battles! Thanks Claus!

  • @johnathansaegal3156
    @johnathansaegal3156 2 дні тому +2

    Tiers 4-6 are my favorite tiers to play. There are fewer A-holes at those tiers and that makes for a less toxic gaming experience.
    Tiers 9/10, especially in the late afternoon/early evenings when the kiddies get out of school, I might as well be on Reddit or 4chan in chat as well as in their behavior.

  • @jameslanning8405
    @jameslanning8405 2 дні тому +2

    I had my best game ever in WOT, last night...
    In a tier 4, M5 Stuart... A light tank with a 5 shot popgun, like, 35-40MM I think. It's not a big gun.
    But by the end of the match, I had killed 4 tanks, and damaged 3 others, and made 123+K credits, and a host of awards! Another additional 7K into reserves!
    That was the first win of the day, and I really was amazed at the end!
    Too bad I don't record my battles.

  • @russwoodward8251
    @russwoodward8251 2 дні тому +1

    That second game, damn it was close. Thanks Claus.

  • @HiddenInPlainSight386
    @HiddenInPlainSight386 2 дні тому +1

    your narrative is dope!.. love the insight on strategy and game play!

    • @ClausKellerman
      @ClausKellerman  2 дні тому +2

      Glad you enjoy it!

    • @HiddenInPlainSight386
      @HiddenInPlainSight386 2 дні тому

      @@ClausKellerman lol! wish I enjoyed the game as much as your content! 😁
      Fellow Countryman! Edmonton, AB

  • @therandomtank
    @therandomtank 2 дні тому +1

    Claus, you must have a vision impairment, the Regular Schmo featured today had purple equipment mounted and food!

  • @kylemaki6510
    @kylemaki6510 2 дні тому +1

    Thank you CK for all you do,.. your vid’s are a nice escape and break from how $hitty our country has become.

  • @Lonewanderer60
    @Lonewanderer60 2 дні тому +1

    Too funny…….I am died! 🤣💀

  • @baileyyeager1376
    @baileyyeager1376 2 дні тому +3

    The amount of players who seemingly play with no map or chat is insane.

    • @januzi2
      @januzi2 2 дні тому

      When you're banned on chat, then the map is half useful, because you can't mark things on it. You can't even use the fast commands that are under the "z" key (or whatever it was).

    • @sasagrcevic475
      @sasagrcevic475 2 дні тому

      @@januzi2 Map is always useful. It tells you where the dmg is bro. Tells you when to push, where and when to run for it. Only idiots don't use it. You need to check minimap like every 10-15 sec with a glance at least. You need to see when team needs support and in general what's going on and how the battle is gonna unfold. Also what tanks you can expect depending on spots and where they are gonna be. You can always get 1-2 blind shots with good map knowledge and by following mini map.

  • @matthewandrews9052
    @matthewandrews9052 3 дні тому +1

    New t shirt idea.
    Both our heroes went clockwise…

  • @jeffms5068
    @jeffms5068 2 дні тому

    Hey Claus - Great selection of games today. And we were graced with a slightly different Claus: careful, reasoned, (mostly) calm, analytical, and gentle humourous. This morning's coffee must have been the low-test variety.

  • @Vic-Bee
    @Vic-Bee 3 дні тому +7

    My favorite TD is actually a hvy tank, the Lowe. It's a solid tank with few flaws. When I'm stuck in T9 or T10 battles I use it as a TD, get yelled at by half the muppets on my team, and end up doing the same sort of dmg that the big hvys in my team do. I did my job.

  • @jgold2813
    @jgold2813 2 дні тому +3

    not mama Da hump ! it was Moma Do Da Hump

  • @thenortherner3890
    @thenortherner3890 2 дні тому

    New WoT Feature required - As you play a game/shoot/move etc, Claus' commentary comes out your speakers - would be funny as f@@k 🙂

  • @dogrudiyosun
    @dogrudiyosun 2 дні тому +1

    Being a gentleperson(man/woman) in this game is not a luxury it is one of the parameters to victory, fun and satisfying gameplay. Alas...

  • @umuterbill
    @umuterbill 2 дні тому

    Thank you for the video and information bot=bot is the same in all levels, but it is very easy to tier up in this game. It is necessary to increase the level according to wn8 or the enemies should come according to wn8 in the matches, but this is a dream game, it is very nice, once you get into it, you can't leave it again, but it takes a break. Playing it again, if this game was in the hands of a good company, it would undoubtedly be among the best games in the world, but what can we do, this will not change.

  • @Krowalsch
    @Krowalsch 2 дні тому

    Claus as funny as ever.
    Although the most funny video i remember, was that one with the Black market and Claus drew a T-34 Black.
    I got one IS6 Black btw. 😆🤣

  • @syrupusurper3774
    @syrupusurper3774 2 дні тому

    The red Hippo is my favorite.

  • @darrellsymonds3299
    @darrellsymonds3299 2 дні тому

    Claus you are the Top Teacher doing this in WOT.

  • @goldrush255
    @goldrush255 3 дні тому +1

    "stop stupids dead please" is one of the best things I've read lately!

  • @kizzzit5724
    @kizzzit5724 2 дні тому

    Know ya probably won't read this But the Leo 1 and Leo Proto Guns are almost identical Same Damage, Same Pen, Same Velocity, Same Ammo... But the Prototype reloads 1.3 seconds longer.. So I guess poke if your feeling lucky LOL
    Thanks Video :)

  • @wartoga4248
    @wartoga4248 2 дні тому +1

    Hey Claus, thanks. Most hilarious serious game 😂😂😂

  • @dogrudiyosun
    @dogrudiyosun 2 дні тому

    No explode dead team! What a noobs!

  • @itoldyou7887
    @itoldyou7887 3 дні тому

    Since this **** marathon started my WR dropped to 28% as for today, so I will be lucky if I can get the 50-60% discount. Just in one of tier10 battles we lost after my team have 6-8K HP advance.
    Regarding STB-1, I got it years ago and played it only 7 battles were my teams evaporated in minutes and the WR was 14% so it is parked in the garage since then.

  • @oscarfreeplay8119
    @oscarfreeplay8119 2 дні тому

    9:36. How did he get spotted behind that building ?

    • @facayudane2375
      @facayudane2375 2 дні тому

      random spotting man, random ... just like all in game ...

  • @primafacie9721
    @primafacie9721 2 дні тому

    About 60 percent of chat is meaningless much like a player that hits the 'SOS' call 20 times. Another 30 percent is insults or whining. That makes it hard to justify paying much attention to the remaining 10 percent that can help coordinate a team to a win. The Fall Back From There auto msg used in the first battle is also one that you can ignore 90 percent of the time. I write this as a player that has never been chat banned.

  • @oma89r
    @oma89r 2 дні тому

    Just got back nto the game after almost 8 years or so on new acc

  • @davidlabedz2046
    @davidlabedz2046 3 дні тому +2

    Claus, CaptReyn played an excellent game!

  • @TheGump007
    @TheGump007 3 дні тому +2

    I AM DIED !!

  • @morstyrannis1951
    @morstyrannis1951 3 дні тому +3

    The first game has the single essential component for a “fantastic game” in WoT; he’s plus two tiers. Suddenly he’s an amazing player.

    • @baileyyeager1376
      @baileyyeager1376 2 дні тому +2

      Not suddenly, he's clearly a decent player. Plenty of others in his position would suck

  • @samjohnson466
    @samjohnson466 3 дні тому +1

    Good humor today, Claus. I am laughed.

  • @hysterylesson4850
    @hysterylesson4850 3 дні тому +3

    It might be a surprise, but not everyone on this planet is a native english speaker. What is so funny about that?

    • @goldrush255
      @goldrush255 3 дні тому +1

      it just sounded funny bro, no hard feelings

  • @sergejodalovic
    @sergejodalovic 3 дні тому +1

    Please install mode so we can see the equipment they are using

  • @treadheadpete4770
    @treadheadpete4770 3 дні тому +1

    Nice vid!

  • @kylemaki6510
    @kylemaki6510 2 дні тому

    If it wasn’t for bad players there wouldn’t be good players,.. just sayin’

  • @wazwulf2698
    @wazwulf2698 2 дні тому

    good play and well done

  • @wulfeman9948
    @wulfeman9948 3 дні тому

    some play arty

  • @stephenbennett9427
    @stephenbennett9427 3 дні тому +1

    Happy algorithm comment

  • @cb3391
    @cb3391 2 дні тому

    ☕👍

  • @2tone209
    @2tone209 3 дні тому +1

    AY UP CLAUS

  • @thecellulontriptometer4166
    @thecellulontriptometer4166 2 дні тому

    We all have sixth sense. Some players are senseless. Others are nonsensical. But I think we can all agree the game itself is nonsense.

  • @dragancrnogorac3851
    @dragancrnogorac3851 3 дні тому +1

    ARTY GOT BUFF in last patch. 3,5 % accuracy, 2,5% crew, 2,5% side by side, 2,5% when you stunn for your arty HP, 10% velocity...😂😂😂 Stupid stuff

    • @jgold2813
      @jgold2813 2 дні тому +1

      all worthless shit one of the most cuc suck stealling move from wg (what happens when the real writers got bought off with a bit of cash and sum guns now we got loneshark wg if it cost 30Bucks year to get every thing they have and i got it it 2x i would fill so godam ripped off yet spend 100 bucks and get 2bucks worth of shit you cant give away at trash dump !

  • @HolyExcalibur
    @HolyExcalibur 2 дні тому +2

    Wow the first game was so boring to watch. +2 and playing in the best position on Paris. Must have been really hard lmao.

  • @ernestpaul2484
    @ernestpaul2484 3 дні тому

    Wahooo! # 20 on the THUMBS UP! So what do I win? Sorry I'm late Claus, I had something come up and at my age and medical condition it wasn't one of those morning "oh yeah baby" kinda things.

  • @salty4496
    @salty4496 2 дні тому

    :)

  • @RAMelloh-ij5sl
    @RAMelloh-ij5sl 2 дні тому

    What was he thinking?
    It seemed a good idea at the time, perhaps not a brilliant idea, but time was short and the idea seemed good, or at least like something to do, period.

  • @barryconway1440
    @barryconway1440 3 дні тому

    Anybody notice the tree the jackson pushed down just disappeared off the screen? was at the 16:30 mark of video.

  • @californiagunner7020
    @californiagunner7020 2 дні тому

    Ya not that funny

  • @bmw3401
    @bmw3401 3 дні тому

    Ordinary promotion from WOT tips !! (Haha 3-6-8000 Damage) you don't get 1/4th of what you see here in real game!!! These bastards have a modified mod for promotions to see they are still in the top ranks, what he shoots is a hit!! if a tank hits him.. then a rebound... I guarantee that you won't have it that way!! and it will be the opposite on mil. % and besides... don't buy premium or premium tanks!!! it's useless anyway, the server determines the damage,,..determines victory and defeat .. If you upload min Damage to the opponent, the server will automatically flip and give Victory/ if High damage to the opponent - it is automatically Defeat.. You have a tank of 8 levels and you are approximately at the bottom of the team or on the bottom team composition, stacked from level 10 = It's automatically a win because you have no chance to shoot down Level 10 that is: min. damage = victory.!!! If you are on the highest rungs in the lineup, e.g. team level 8 to level 6 , Automatically = high damage to the opponent and you automatically = Defeat!! Server. BLOCKS....visibility, enemy detections, opponent damage, you can just do whatever you want :D !! it's wasted money!! You actually have more losses than wins in the game!! Ask yourself another question.. how many times have you recorded what you see here? (it's easy to play if you're an admin with a good game mode!), and this thieving company gives replays like this every day ... they're just lying to you and fooling you it's a great game, waiting for you to adjust the game mode to the minimum so that you can put real money into it!! Also note that they offer only premium or 10 level tanks, where you have huge losses in the game even during premium, especially if you use gold-i (premium cartridges)!!! , for 1 battle minus up to 8-20,000 cash... if not more... wt.

  • @evilatredes
    @evilatredes 3 дні тому +1

    1st! Love the videos!

  • @DamonOgden-g5d
    @DamonOgden-g5d 2 дні тому

    G'day Claus, Damon Ogden from Queensland, Australia 🦘🦘🦘, still watching your channel, don't Play wot any more unfortunately, homeless but your vids keep me from going insane 😮😮😮😮,thanx for your humour and spunk,makes my day just that little bit easier,thanx again!!!!

    • @ClausKellerman
      @ClausKellerman  2 дні тому

      Good to hear from you. Summer is coming down under and I wish you the best!

    • @DamonOgden-g5d
      @DamonOgden-g5d 2 дні тому

      @@ClausKellerman I have a good paying job,but can't find a reasonable place to live,your vids brighten up my day

  • @vonn4017
    @vonn4017 3 дні тому +3

    its dumb to give crew skills away like 6th sense. new players have earned NOTHING. just like generation useless. the game is perpetuating their culture of wah, hand me everything. i shouldnt have to work for anything older people actually earned.

    • @baileyyeager1376
      @baileyyeager1376 2 дні тому

      Hey old man, time for your meds

    • @PaNDoRiaN37
      @PaNDoRiaN37 2 дні тому

      Aww, you mad because it's harder to club seals now? Or maybe you just want new players to quit at a higher rate so the game dies faster.

    • @vonn4017
      @vonn4017 2 дні тому

      @@PaNDoRiaN37 no. useless players like you, that get handed everything while players that have played for 10+ years get nothing is the problem LOYALTY not retardness gets rewarded where i come from. i dont play less than tier 8 asshat. better yet, just keep your retarded mouth shut and let the grown ups have a discussion

  • @ДраганДавидовић-э4л

    classic manipulative game, scams and lies, fixing battles, selling mods, only fools waste money on a stupid game