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  • @Tom-qb1rj
    @Tom-qb1rj 5 років тому +11987

    *10 things Ninja can promote*

    • @coolKid-js1qh
      @coolKid-js1qh 5 років тому +44

      Tom 4444 Give me 10 k dollars for a promotion

    • @fatmirbecovic5768
      @fatmirbecovic5768 5 років тому +21

      So he’s promoting Gucci and Samsung galaxy note 9 wow good one

    • @jonahlund3480
      @jonahlund3480 5 років тому +22

      @@fatmirbecovic5768 samsung is one of his partners dipshit

    • @vlogsquadpodcasts8340
      @vlogsquadpodcasts8340 5 років тому +9

      11 because he's wearing a red bull jacket

    • @joelhernandez1002
      @joelhernandez1002 5 років тому +2

      Jonah Lund he had a s8 and s9 so he was always with Samsung

  • @notic0al899
    @notic0al899 4 роки тому +5140

    My man uses *hair paste* but still looks like he just woke up

  • @timbennn9970
    @timbennn9970 4 роки тому +1954

    He’s colored like a Red Bull can

  • @YoloLollipops
    @YoloLollipops 4 роки тому +2276

    "So how much did Redbull pay you to advertise them?"
    Ninja: *Yes*

    • @snor_flex2613
      @snor_flex2613 4 роки тому +11

      They had to ask Jeff bezos if he has some spare money 👀

    • @iamchimp8137
      @iamchimp8137 3 роки тому +4

      @@tuncho6373 no

    • @yesor3973
      @yesor3973 3 роки тому

      Samsung too

  • @ninocorsellini8157
    @ninocorsellini8157 4 роки тому +4764

    He missed 2 things:
    1. his PC
    2. The report Button

  • @z1k3psycho35
    @z1k3psycho35 5 років тому +7213

    Ninja ruining his Luis Vuitton sneakers at a Marshmello concert is whitest thing anyone has ever done.

    • @wk5867
      @wk5867 5 років тому +18

      😂😂

    • @usersallday7182
      @usersallday7182 5 років тому +160

      Ninja and fortnite are trash

    • @arizonainacan8594
      @arizonainacan8594 5 років тому +13

      Bruh im dead

    • @FORTNITEGod-gk6dm
      @FORTNITEGod-gk6dm 5 років тому +25

      AlienKing 47 you’re white to 🤦🏿‍♂️ and theirs nothing wrong with that

    • @jakistyp7523
      @jakistyp7523 5 років тому +4

      @@carter_RU never saw any one do it

  • @Geo-fd3yl
    @Geo-fd3yl 5 років тому +16194

    10 things ninja cant live without :
    “Report Button”

  • @cadenclark6443
    @cadenclark6443 4 роки тому +762

    “I can’t live without complaining about dying in games”

    • @vii7236
      @vii7236 3 роки тому +3

      Who doesn’t😭

  • @Neo-bx1pk
    @Neo-bx1pk 5 років тому +4008

    This whole vid was 90% advertisement

    • @sa_herz
      @sa_herz 5 років тому +50

      yep... 9/10 and the odd one out is the wedding ring...

    • @joshiexo1851
      @joshiexo1851 5 років тому +14

      except he isnt partnered by half of these things lmao

    • @isaaclegg117
      @isaaclegg117 5 років тому +15

      @@joshiexo1851 that's what we know

    • @aldin277
      @aldin277 5 років тому +6

      There is like only 3 things that he is advertising in this its the ninja hoodie, the air58 ninja mouse and the samsung phone

    • @loveridgelads
      @loveridgelads 5 років тому +8

      DINI energy drinks

  • @soccerfamily2950
    @soccerfamily2950 5 років тому +3756

    Ninja: says he uses hair gel
    Also Ninja: *hair looks like 2 squirrels had a little too much fun
    wait what the its been 1 year why did this comment blow up so much wow

  • @c0dy123bee
    @c0dy123bee 5 років тому +1135

    *"i GoT dEsTrOyeD bEcAuSe My MoUsE wAs ToO HeAvY"*
    Sooo did Epic ban the mouse...?

  • @pico9225
    @pico9225 4 роки тому +1152

    Looks like he yells at kids.

  • @bbryan1415
    @bbryan1415 4 роки тому +1936

    1:03
    “I style my hair everyday”...
    “the flow... the flip...”
    So you mean ninja purposely has his hair looking like that😂😭

    • @gagedurham165
      @gagedurham165 4 роки тому +38

      It's his thing

    • @Pepe-zw8xi
      @Pepe-zw8xi 4 роки тому +10

      Looks like you drew your profile pic yourself.

    • @bbryan1415
      @bbryan1415 4 роки тому +14

      @@Pepe-zw8xi I did.. you like it..?

    • @beaustocks6912
      @beaustocks6912 4 роки тому +28

      I thought he just woke up like that

    • @jmiddle8199
      @jmiddle8199 4 роки тому +4

      Dillan Silva no it looks horrible

  • @JamieMcCabe6777
    @JamieMcCabe6777 5 років тому +2403

    *Ninja flexes on you for 3 minutes and 21 seconds*

    • @jonalderman2926
      @jonalderman2926 5 років тому +4

      Jamie McCabe 😂

    • @defstrikem2743
      @defstrikem2743 5 років тому +14

      Not really flexes.... it’s all affordable

    • @henrygore2177
      @henrygore2177 5 років тому +34

      @@defstrikem2743 Gucci sweat pants and louis vuiton shoes are not "affordable"

    • @starvinmarvin9489
      @starvinmarvin9489 5 років тому +7

      gucci, lui whatever it's called, prob a really expensive wedding ring, note 9 about another 900, mouse and headset are a bit expensive but not over the top but overall I don't know what you would consider affordable, only thing 'affordable' i see is the gel and even that prob costs a lot lol. Mouse and headset maybe but they're prob still a few 100 dollars

    • @suggonmsb9760
      @suggonmsb9760 5 років тому +3

      Defstrike M
      I don’t know if you were living under a rock, but those things are not quite affordable

  • @CalgoGaming
    @CalgoGaming 5 років тому +1681

    More like *Top 10 things Ninja cant flex without*

    • @oscara7423
      @oscara7423 5 років тому +3

      Calgo tbh

    • @air4100
      @air4100 5 років тому +4

      Lmao facts

    • @hoe8393
      @hoe8393 5 років тому

      Wat bout the wedding ring ?

    • @MrAQWboss
      @MrAQWboss 5 років тому +1

      Oh it's this dude again

    • @hoe8393
      @hoe8393 5 років тому

      ITZ RAZ ? What? You mean me?

  • @desmond1439
    @desmond1439 4 роки тому +344

    “I style my hair everyday”
    *Hair looks like a failed Mohawk*

    • @champlacey
      @champlacey 3 роки тому +1

      LMFAOO

    • @tuncho6373
      @tuncho6373 3 роки тому

      Check out my UA-cam channel: ua-cam.com/channels/m3J_eU7OtGHClZ-cCKPjoQ.html

  • @EmJayy..
    @EmJayy.. 5 років тому +1578

    10 things I can’t live without
    1: Food
    2: Water
    3: Shelter
    4: Clothes
    5: Basic Hygiene
    6: Medicine if I’m sick
    7: Light
    8: Education
    9: Family
    10: The Sun
    Ninja:

  • @lvmhr
    @lvmhr 5 років тому +332

    Regular people: food, air, water, shelter
    Ninja: *GAmInG MoUsE, HeAdPhONeS, ReDBuLL, MoNiToR*

    • @b.restored8744
      @b.restored8744 5 років тому +2

      *MoNiToR

    • @Qauckarot
      @Qauckarot 5 років тому +1

      So what dude

    • @MynX797
      @MynX797 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @Kixal07
      @Kixal07 5 років тому +2

      They dont mean it like that dumbass

    • @majonezik5636
      @majonezik5636 5 років тому

      So I think I'm ninja but with 70kg when having 11years

  • @tandinohirsch4198
    @tandinohirsch4198 5 років тому +237

    the only item that wasn’t a promotion was his ring

    • @rips5870
      @rips5870 5 років тому +3

      no it was sponsored by razer, didnt u hear about the razer ring?

    • @bsly7458
      @bsly7458 5 років тому +2

      It was sponsored by his agent so he looks a bit more wholesome

    • @selsunsamuell3367
      @selsunsamuell3367 3 роки тому

      @@rips5870 im dead😂😂

  • @bayuumuuum4516
    @bayuumuuum4516 3 роки тому +84

    1 thing ninja can’t live without
    :sponsors

  • @SimpleKenny
    @SimpleKenny 5 років тому +1517

    Nothing says family-friendly like promoting Redbull to millions of kids

  • @drewtime1
    @drewtime1 5 років тому +448

    10 things ninja was paid to promote

  • @lucy-fb9tb
    @lucy-fb9tb 5 років тому +721

    tHeSe aRe My gUcCi sWeAts
    *edit - this is a freaking ton of likes. thanks guys 🦑*

  • @spix617
    @spix617 4 роки тому +276

    10 things Ninja can’t live without:
    *Raging*

  • @xvl5647
    @xvl5647 5 років тому +1062

    Ninja “I style my hair everyday “
    Does anyone else think his hair looks like he just got out of bed

    • @ArthurMorgan-_-
      @ArthurMorgan-_- 5 років тому +1

      SCouT Clan literally everyone does my guy

    • @charlesmasclef1309
      @charlesmasclef1309 5 років тому +5

      In France we call this hairstyle "coiffé/décoiffé" the whole point is to not look fancy but still be presentable and showered.

    • @GodofhaloHalfof
      @GodofhaloHalfof 5 років тому

      He is fake UA-camr play games. Not gamer

    • @charlesmasclef1309
      @charlesmasclef1309 5 років тому +2

      @@GodofhaloHalfof He used to be but now he is a sell out.
      But honestly, even if I don't watch the kid, he is doing great moves for the comunity and I can only respect him for it.

    • @bsly7458
      @bsly7458 5 років тому +1

      TSM Craze, r/whoooosh

  • @krustykrabs8366
    @krustykrabs8366 5 років тому +971

    Celebrity can't live without stuffs
    WATER = AM I A JOKE TO YOU

    • @eptesicus_5
      @eptesicus_5 5 років тому +21

      Air = excuse me what is happening

    • @yeetusfeetus8269
      @yeetusfeetus8269 5 років тому +17

      Food= what’s going on

    • @moose5958
      @moose5958 5 років тому +8

      YASH dank memes = I’m confused

    • @harrisonbaylor1432
      @harrisonbaylor1432 5 років тому +6

      He has Red Bull. Who needs water when you have Red Bull?

    • @largeamountsoftomfoolary7063
      @largeamountsoftomfoolary7063 5 років тому +12

      Life=you wanna test me
      The sun=Why you
      Heart=DO YOU FORGOT I EXIST
      Earth=GET OUT OF HERE BOI LETS SEE YOU LIVE THEN
      Milky way= really you live inside me
      Universe=should we delete him

  • @kellistinson700
    @kellistinson700 5 років тому +1734

    10 things ninja can’t live without
    What I was expecting
    Jess
    Redbull
    Redbull jacket
    Redbull shoes
    Fortnite
    His pc
    Twitch
    His headset
    His mic
    Report button

    • @seraphimuploads2947
      @seraphimuploads2947 5 років тому +15

      I basically use the report button as a way of relieving stress. Why should I care about other people, it's not my account.

    • @duck8951
      @duck8951 5 років тому +5

      I ruined the 111 likes 😂

    • @Rounakkalbhawar
      @Rounakkalbhawar 5 років тому

      Report button😂😂😂😂😂

    • @whotfareyouay
      @whotfareyouay 5 років тому +1

      Report button 😂

    • @potatoflewaround9172
      @potatoflewaround9172 5 років тому +2

      If he said “Jess” people could think of him calling his wife (a female) a “thing”

  • @michaelz.3993
    @michaelz.3993 3 роки тому +97

    My dude literally had a breakdown over a mouse

  • @ethankoff
    @ethankoff 5 років тому +342

    10 things ninja can’t live w/out (ft. his 10 sponsors)

    • @SoReqular
      @SoReqular 4 роки тому +1

      Dam he’s sponsored by gucci and Louis Vuitton congrats to him

    • @dill0nx999
      @dill0nx999 4 роки тому +1

      Well.... nine
      Pretty sure that his wedding ring isn’t sponsored

  • @PastaSauce-
    @PastaSauce- 5 років тому +397

    6 things ninja can’t live without: oxygen, nutrients, shelter, water, warmth, report button

  • @legallybacon9907
    @legallybacon9907 5 років тому +571

    When *Fortnite* dies, *Ninja* dies with it.

  • @df4291
    @df4291 3 роки тому +74

    "What's up everyone, I'm Ninja, and I'm a straight up ho for Red Bull."

    • @hat3james324
      @hat3james324 3 роки тому

      Lmaoooo😭😭

    • @mattlouk9876
      @mattlouk9876 2 роки тому +2

      I don’t like ninja but if I was sponsored by red bull I’d be wearing all kinds of free red bull cloths too 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @Aphexia
    @Aphexia 5 років тому +366

    He carries around a gaming mouse and headphones?

    • @trieu946
      @trieu946 5 років тому +11

      This is normal for gamers, many league/cs go pros do this except some bring keyboards as well

    • @JacktheOfficial
      @JacktheOfficial 5 років тому

      Oh yeah yeah

    • @chainreventon4809
      @chainreventon4809 5 років тому +15

      Sometimes I carry a toaster with me when I go out. What’s the problem with ninja?

    • @JacktheOfficial
      @JacktheOfficial 5 років тому +3

      chain reventon sometimes I bring a microwave with me

    • @JacktheOfficial
      @JacktheOfficial 5 років тому +4

      Hamster Gaming I bring my house

  • @amn8772
    @amn8772 5 років тому +597

    Guys he forgot something....
    *He can’t live without wifi....*

    • @vladimirbartels1513
      @vladimirbartels1513 5 років тому +4

      AMN8 Why? There is wired internet which is even better than wifi.

    • @Komedykid
      @Komedykid 5 років тому +4

      Vladimir Bartels what about his phone

    • @Nbafanla03
      @Nbafanla03 5 років тому

      AMN8 and fortnite

    • @dijahanan
      @dijahanan 5 років тому

      Ye

    • @charley3148
      @charley3148 5 років тому

      AMN8 true

  • @zainclasher7537
    @zainclasher7537 5 років тому +512

    RedBull probably pays him 500k to wear their merch.

  • @jmjenks_4357
    @jmjenks_4357 4 роки тому +255

    Everyone in every video ever: tHaTs ThE wHiTeSt tHiNg

    • @gvs6462
      @gvs6462 3 роки тому +1

      Reality and facts: it's the whitest thing ever
      Everyone: it's the whitest thing ever
      You: *Everyone in every video ever* : tHaTs ThE wHiTeSt tHiNg

    • @user-ou7wt3lx8m
      @user-ou7wt3lx8m 3 роки тому

      @@gvs6462 me who kept a straight face

  • @wademcgee9254
    @wademcgee9254 5 років тому +460

    More like Ninja flexing for 3 minutes

    • @bbx2907
      @bbx2907 5 років тому +8

      Unsifier and 21 seconds

    • @trviis
      @trviis 5 років тому +1

      exactly, who tf wears LV shoes

    • @AmonGus-zx5zr
      @AmonGus-zx5zr 5 років тому +2

      @@trviis Who tf plays Fortnute and is married?

    • @yashrajthakor
      @yashrajthakor 5 років тому +1

      @@trviis i do

    • @brici7164
      @brici7164 5 років тому +1

      *Flexing with those sweatpants*

  • @LouisLuzuka
    @LouisLuzuka 5 років тому +5416

    No offence but why is ninja on here??

    • @faizannoor814
      @faizannoor814 5 років тому +326

      gaming is becoming mainstream and the way he blew up he was being shown on many popular magazine covers, articles etc to the point where he is now a celebrity and a twitch streamer because everyone knows him.

    • @Obisiks500x
      @Obisiks500x 5 років тому +176

      Like it or not, he's a cultural icon today. That's all.

    • @CA-jj4yn
      @CA-jj4yn 5 років тому +76

      Because his last video on here got 10million views in 3days..

    • @benwhite9824
      @benwhite9824 5 років тому +82

      Because he is doing better than u

    • @ML-zv3tq
      @ML-zv3tq 5 років тому +11

      why not

  • @jakegurry4899
    @jakegurry4899 5 років тому +1121

    so he can’t live without his computer mouse

    • @cowmilker1121
      @cowmilker1121 5 років тому +37

      Jake Gurry he is a streamer though. So no good gameplay= no money

    • @DADDY_TOBIAS
      @DADDY_TOBIAS 5 років тому

      @UsernamesAreForTheWeak He has gained millions of $, if i were him i would have just quit and live on my own personal island

    • @jackgeis6842
      @jackgeis6842 5 років тому +1

      Ikr like what about his keyboard and the pc itself😂

    • @Jonasaaaa123
      @Jonasaaaa123 5 років тому +1

      TBS I Dead by Daylight money doesnt last forever

    • @p0xm3do6
      @p0xm3do6 5 років тому

      @@DADDY_TOBIAS he loves what he is doing now, so why quit.

  • @theholysonhimself8675
    @theholysonhimself8675 4 роки тому +4

    One thing that Ninja can live without: Mobile Players and Stream Snipers

  • @collardgr33ns60
    @collardgr33ns60 5 років тому +99

    This is just ninja plugging his sponsorships for 3 minutes

    • @lami-d2u
      @lami-d2u 5 років тому +1

      Wedding ring is a sponsor ok lv is a sponsor ok Gucci is a sponsor ok

    • @collardgr33ns60
      @collardgr33ns60 5 років тому

      LTL Jami it’s just a comment chill out bud

    • @lami-d2u
      @lami-d2u 5 років тому

      Andy Garcia sorry lol 😂

  • @clutcherz_dunknation7833
    @clutcherz_dunknation7833 5 років тому +500

    He seems kinda cool when he's not raging over "stream snipes" xD

    • @k0reus169
      @k0reus169 5 років тому

      Clutcherz_DunkNation yes

    • @squaisheynugget3777
      @squaisheynugget3777 5 років тому +4

      Ur one of those toxic fucks

    • @ThePandaaa
      @ThePandaaa 5 років тому +6

      SUM BEAR I’m sorry but your the only toxic one right now

    • @ziodio6312
      @ziodio6312 5 років тому +1

      SUM BEAR why are you being toxic

    • @jackyboi5668
      @jackyboi5668 5 років тому +1

      SUM BEAR yeah man stop being toxic

  • @mileydiguillen6271
    @mileydiguillen6271 5 років тому +735

    Ninja can’t live without the report button

  • @izikcox9190
    @izikcox9190 4 роки тому +116

    "I've worn hoodies all my life."
    "I've worn sweatpants all my life."
    Title of the video: "Things ninja cant live without."

  • @yannickweis4640
    @yannickweis4640 5 років тому +49

    Ninja can't live without the report mode

  • @bananaking8388
    @bananaking8388 5 років тому +787

    Which I use when I game😎 0:16
    What a gamer

  • @Monocleeee
    @Monocleeee 5 років тому +345

    Ninjas hair straight up looks like a wig

  • @simplediameter1144
    @simplediameter1144 4 роки тому +27

    Ninja: “60 fps wich is fantastic!”
    Also Ninja” *at 10000000 fps* Dude my FpS iS TrAsH!!!”

  • @kryph1
    @kryph1 5 років тому +252

    Top 10 things ninja can’t live without:
    “ Ligma “

    • @kryph1
      @kryph1 5 років тому

      NightSTAR1 1, just like my ballsack

    • @thanezollman5269
      @thanezollman5269 4 роки тому +2

      Fun fact: ninja died of ligma and this was his identical twin

    • @generalgrievous1329
      @generalgrievous1329 4 роки тому

      What's ligma?
      EDIT: Ligma balls

    • @kryph1
      @kryph1 4 роки тому

      @@generalgrievous1329 no, ligmy balls

  • @jaydavis707
    @jaydavis707 5 років тому +548

    One thing for certain he can't live without is that report player to epic button!

    • @YoungAveezy
      @YoungAveezy 5 років тому +1

      Jay Davis golden

    • @fredk6992
      @fredk6992 5 років тому +3

      HAHAHHAHAA EPIC JOKE

    • @senzon7676
      @senzon7676 5 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @CJ-nu7dp
      @CJ-nu7dp 5 років тому

      COPY MY COMMENT THEN

    • @jaydavis707
      @jaydavis707 5 років тому

      @@CJ-nu7dp i posted it 3 minutes before you mate, so who copied who?

  • @kezi8683
    @kezi8683 5 років тому +345

    Ninja's ego is higher than Stephen Hawking's IQ...

    • @rahkriga
      @rahkriga 5 років тому +10

      Your IQ must be low...dead men dont have IQs..

    • @andrubernardo3436
      @andrubernardo3436 5 років тому +21

      No, Stephen Hawking lives in our hearts (unlike Ninja)

    • @Joe-hi1zw
      @Joe-hi1zw 5 років тому +4

      @@rahkriga Oh my word you get what he means kid don't defend this manchild he's utter trash

    • @ohyeah1433
      @ohyeah1433 5 років тому +1

      Ninjas money in his bank account is higher than ur IQ which looks very low to me

    • @Saad-ju8sb
      @Saad-ju8sb 5 років тому +7

      He actually seems pretty humble. If you’re gonna diss him, do it for something valid.

  • @shoop261
    @shoop261 4 роки тому +130

    When he said “ I got big feet. Size 13. “ I felt that

  • @taod01
    @taod01 5 років тому +407

    10 things ninja can't live without
    *stream snipers*

    • @parkouryan8204
      @parkouryan8204 5 років тому +2

      Faista i will guarantee u banned!

    • @SinSnxpes
      @SinSnxpes 5 років тому

      Nzxt H500i his jokes requires a certain level of intelligence to understand.

    • @jcspeaks555
      @jcspeaks555 5 років тому

      Don’t forget #1 epic games

    • @ernests0472
      @ernests0472 5 років тому

      😂

  • @randolpascano9613
    @randolpascano9613 5 років тому +829

    *Now this is just plain out bragging. I just watched Joji's video and he seems more genuine than this guy. Ninja's video feels like an ad show restless people watch at 12mn*

    • @fredof4413
      @fredof4413 5 років тому +17

      some people can handle fame modestly others just get bigheaded unforunately

    • @HARRY-ly8mi
      @HARRY-ly8mi 5 років тому +34

      Don't compare legend joji with Ninja...

    • @Yomellamocuchi1997
      @Yomellamocuchi1997 5 років тому +49

      Dude, joji was just like "yo i like candy, cheerios, a tank top, my old mic and a photo frame". He's the real legend

    • @lilliescamcorder2911
      @lilliescamcorder2911 5 років тому +1

      cuchi ibañez honestly wow

    • @kcasi1513
      @kcasi1513 5 років тому +1

      Cos joji is the best

  • @TovaHolmberger
    @TovaHolmberger 4 роки тому +58

    i love how he uses brand name clothes but still dresses like a sweaty teen

  • @darkops463
    @darkops463 4 роки тому +63

    Me: i cant live without air, water, food, my family
    Ninja:I cant live without Gucci pajamas and his merch shirt

  • @behrisports1701
    @behrisports1701 5 років тому +462

    Ninja does not need water or food to live he needs the Ninja Hoodie what a mad lad

    • @jaydyncodm4156
      @jaydyncodm4156 5 років тому +7

      obviously everyone needs food to live the video would be boring if people brought food to this video

    • @xandereynoso2610
      @xandereynoso2610 5 років тому +9

      @@jaydyncodm4156 stfu its a joke

    • @vacamooo8653
      @vacamooo8653 5 років тому

      R/Madlads

    • @AJ-jn2iz
      @AJ-jn2iz 5 років тому +2

      o Jaydyn r/wooooosh

    • @kngcomfy10k79
      @kngcomfy10k79 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @atanacioperez8992
    @atanacioperez8992 5 років тому +225

    He forgot his ligma vaccine.

  • @jackmitchell571
    @jackmitchell571 5 років тому +217

    Can’t live without Gucci sweats BOI NINJA YOU FLEXIN

    • @simeng9795
      @simeng9795 5 років тому

      Jack Mitchell and Louis v shoes

    • @charlesdavis7142
      @charlesdavis7142 5 років тому

      Search on google---->-global truth project

    • @eric6rock
      @eric6rock 4 роки тому

      Ok and...

    • @ghostkmn5990
      @ghostkmn5990 4 роки тому +2

      Charles Davis what does that have to do with ANYTHING?

  • @pvp214
    @pvp214 3 роки тому +62

    Every 5 year old: “wHaTs WrOnG wItH hIs hAiR”
    “His favorite essential is the report button”

  • @bobbyduggofficial5875
    @bobbyduggofficial5875 5 років тому +1976

    He can't live without reporting people for stream sniping
    Edit: thx for likes, most I've ever got

    • @marfie5786
      @marfie5786 5 років тому +48

      Memewithadream7 dead meme but nice try

    • @sufferholic
      @sufferholic 5 років тому +2

      Your profile pic makes it more funny 😆

    • @QuasarTrading
      @QuasarTrading 5 років тому +7

      Your not funny

    • @freddyfazbearfromfnaf3669
      @freddyfazbearfromfnaf3669 5 років тому +1

      U NEED MOAR LIKES

    • @8stunna201
      @8stunna201 5 років тому +5

      Memewithadream7 stfu w thanking for likes like wtf I h8 ppl who do that

  • @assclapper513
    @assclapper513 5 років тому +751

    Ninja can’t Live without headphones,mice,sweaters,etc.
    I can’t Live without water,food,or sleep
    I'm here one month later to say that I forgot oxygen

  • @JAYO05
    @JAYO05 5 років тому +196

    Why was ninja’s wedding ring not available for purchase In the description?

    • @zaneandpokemon9831
      @zaneandpokemon9831 5 років тому +1

      GQ was like “Oh no no”

    • @NA-ue1tv
      @NA-ue1tv 5 років тому +2

      Things run out of stock after 5 days...must have been real popular

    • @tracybrass8692
      @tracybrass8692 5 років тому

      JAYODADDY because privacy

    • @joannax8407
      @joannax8407 5 років тому +1

      Oh yeah oh yeah

    • @tactics1013
      @tactics1013 5 років тому

      JAYODADDY lul

  • @jakeryan4339
    @jakeryan4339 4 роки тому +220

    What my essentials items are
    Water
    Food
    House
    Bed
    Books
    Ninja:

    • @lightswitch891
      @lightswitch891 4 роки тому +9

      Oxygen is probably somewhere up there.

    • @christianso6399
      @christianso6399 4 роки тому +7

      Right, because that would make for a very interesting video lmao

    • @ChellanE
      @ChellanE 3 роки тому +2

      ok boomer

    • @weevr4259
      @weevr4259 3 роки тому

      *P A S T E*

    • @5usp3c7
      @5usp3c7 3 роки тому

      I don't think anyone in this series has ever said this list of items tbh.

  • @julianquintero2653
    @julianquintero2653 5 років тому +655

    1. Fortnite
    2. Fortnite
    3. Fortnite
    4. Fortnite
    5. ............... Fortnite
    (didn't see that coming)

  • @abhimenon5430
    @abhimenon5430 5 років тому +765

    wait, so he actually thinks his hair looks good? LMAOO

    • @faizannoor814
      @faizannoor814 5 років тому +34

      many people like the messy hair style, he also watched a lot of dragon ball z and everyones hair in that is wild but it works.

    • @Soldwithjimmy
      @Soldwithjimmy 5 років тому +60

      @@faizannoor814 That's not even a "messy" hairstyle it just looks dumb imo

    • @abinashsarania783
      @abinashsarania783 5 років тому +6

      @@Soldwithjimmy to each his own

    • @faizannoor814
      @faizannoor814 5 років тому +11

      @@Soldwithjimmy it is a messy hairstyle and it may be different than the ones you have seen. keyword: different. everyone likes different things and if he likes his hair like that its fine cause everyone enjoyed it when he was popular and now that hating on him is apparently cool, everyone hates it

    • @222MovieMan
      @222MovieMan 5 років тому

      His har looks like a ramp going up and under it there's bedbuggs acting like slumb people under a bridge.

  • @oziebozie3411
    @oziebozie3411 5 років тому +345

    He forgot something
    He can't live without "report player" button

  • @akromjonomonov8095
    @akromjonomonov8095 4 роки тому +6

    Ninja: Got destroyed “BECAUSE OF HOW HEAVY IT IS”

  • @bennettproductions3993
    @bennettproductions3993 5 років тому +268

    Fortnite
    Red Bull
    Fortnite
    Red Bull
    More fortnite
    More red bull
    A little more fort
    Some more redbull
    Fortnite
    Redbull

  • @umdidiask1778
    @umdidiask1778 5 років тому +639

    Noone:
    Literally noone:
    Not even a soul:
    Ninja: I have gucci sweat pants

  • @yingyangyonder3244
    @yingyangyonder3244 5 років тому +255

    Ninja “I have these uh GUCCI sweats”
    Me “Uh i got these generic sweatpants you get for 10 dollars at walmart”

    • @Obisiks500x
      @Obisiks500x 5 років тому +1

      Probably the same, just smack a Gucci logo onto it my guy. Your secret's safe with me.

    • @Packrunner4
      @Packrunner4 5 років тому

      tempplerr lol

    • @renzofrecon3914
      @renzofrecon3914 5 років тому

      Nah ninja aquired tha DRIP

    • @a1mhndi
      @a1mhndi 5 років тому

      @@Obisiks500x lmao

    • @crystal-8dmusic456
      @crystal-8dmusic456 5 років тому

      tempplerr no its “Gyucci” sweats

  • @Zkako1151
    @Zkako1151 4 роки тому +6

    This dude is literally a living AD

  • @James-cr2eq
    @James-cr2eq 5 років тому +104

    I’ll just convince all these 9 year olds that follow me the most to buy Gucci sweats and Louis Vuitton shoes.

  • @octoscept9508
    @octoscept9508 5 років тому +264

    10 things ninja cant live without
    1. Food
    2. Air / oxygen
    3. Water
    4. A house
    5. Lungs
    6. A heart
    7. Ears
    8. A Nose
    9. Skin
    10. Bones

    • @djdjenje
      @djdjenje 5 років тому +1

      True

    • @eyelessclowned
      @eyelessclowned 5 років тому +4

      Oh yeah yeah *nerd* 😐😐

    • @djdjenje
      @djdjenje 5 років тому +9

      @Saiko ButtoN he was not serious. That is a joke

    • @peksiseto6965
      @peksiseto6965 5 років тому

      lmao

    • @djdjenje
      @djdjenje 5 років тому

      @@peksiseto6965 what?

  • @joshuabenedict6052
    @joshuabenedict6052 5 років тому +295

    didn't know this was a commercial!

  • @N1ghtMar3z_z
    @N1ghtMar3z_z 4 роки тому +3

    1 thing Ninja can't live without:
    1. His wife that drag him into arguments.

    • @DumbMonkey
      @DumbMonkey 4 роки тому

      and 2. his redbull so he can win the arguments

  • @Lewannz
    @Lewannz 5 років тому +417

    So he can live without food and water?
    Edit: Ey gg man ez likes (cheers) also follow my twitch at twitch.tv/lewzfn (i know, i want clout)

  • @swampier1843
    @swampier1843 5 років тому +839

    1. Air
    2. Water
    3. Food
    4. Clothes
    5. House
    6. Wife
    7. Games
    8. Shoes
    9. Socks
    10. Phone.
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes

    • @DarkUmibear
      @DarkUmibear 5 років тому +29

      Internet?

    • @thedefault4121
      @thedefault4121 5 років тому +1

      Fifa Bear I don’t know man I didn’t know I needed internet for tag.

    • @-Bishop-
      @-Bishop- 5 років тому +8

      What about Toilet paper?

    • @swampier1843
      @swampier1843 5 років тому +16

      @@-Bishop- he can use his sock

    • @-Bishop-
      @-Bishop- 5 років тому +1

      @@swampier1843 oh...ok then

  • @SrBishi
    @SrBishi 5 років тому +658

    10 things to be a virgin

    • @martelsb4510
      @martelsb4510 5 років тому +75

      So a wearing a wedding ring and hoodies makes you a virgin? Lmao kid you sound stupid asf💀

    • @lami-d2u
      @lami-d2u 5 років тому +39

      Horizons Repeat agree that kid is probably a virgin lol

    • @dwagon3744
      @dwagon3744 5 років тому

      Sr. Bishi lmao

    • @antonissensei8771
      @antonissensei8771 5 років тому +3

      Who is this guy on your profile pic???

    • @Juhsuwah
      @Juhsuwah 5 років тому +3

      @@lami-d2u Who you callin' a virgin when you're the virgin here

  • @jakkib75
    @jakkib75 4 роки тому +11

    Looks like Ninjas hair gel is working real good🤓🤓

  • @shayaanali7585
    @shayaanali7585 5 років тому +175

    Ninja’s hair needs jell for it to look like that but my hair looks like that when I wake up.

  • @InPlaysVlogs
    @InPlaysVlogs 5 років тому +162

    Y’all hating on this man for living the dream life, playing video games and getting paid for it. Kinda pathetic how he gets all this hate for no reason.

    • @felipemarquez8102
      @felipemarquez8102 5 років тому +8

      InPlays 1 bro , it’s kind of pathetic that your dream life is playing video games and getting paid for it. Grow up. Most immature thing I ever heard

    • @jvr3746
      @jvr3746 5 років тому +11

      @@felipemarquez8102 Not really....

    • @annaaru974
      @annaaru974 5 років тому +4

      Felipe Marquez doesnt matter he prolly makes 9 times more money than you doing what he loves. You are just another pathetic 9 y/o hater

    • @DADDY_TOBIAS
      @DADDY_TOBIAS 5 років тому +1

      he should quit gaming for real. he has made millions, he could just buy his own island
      Edit: he has his own merch, he could live by just selling that all day

    • @bduque2003
      @bduque2003 5 років тому

      Felipe Marquez I bet he has more money than you broke boy... and he’s playing video games

  • @Dylpickles-rm5ry
    @Dylpickles-rm5ry 5 років тому +353

    I’d say about 90% of this is complete bs.

  • @ihaveawaifu2595
    @ihaveawaifu2595 4 роки тому +23

    Who else is scared of Ring's because you think it's not gonna come off...

    • @justswah2526
      @justswah2526 4 роки тому +1

      Me

    • @kulasszz
      @kulasszz 4 роки тому +1

      This comment is way underated 🤣🤣

  • @WandaAnn
    @WandaAnn 5 років тому +814

    This is how much ninja loves fortnite more than his wife
    👇 👌🤣

    • @henrymob2651
      @henrymob2651 5 років тому +1

      jj_meechance ???

    • @WandaAnn
      @WandaAnn 5 років тому +2

      I say that he loves fortnite more than his wife

    • @cathienovation
      @cathienovation 5 років тому +2

      Ah yes we all measure love in units that being said this better be 1000 units of love

    • @pubhav
      @pubhav 5 років тому +2

      I m not liking cuz it's on 69 likes.....I feel bad but sorry let it be

    • @izzywilkes6382
      @izzywilkes6382 5 років тому +2

      Not gonna like because we all know he loves his wife more

  • @gary-kz7ov
    @gary-kz7ov 5 років тому +839

    Things I can't live without : Food, water, shelter
    Ninja : GAMING MOUSE
    Omg thxs for this amount of likes!

  • @zo_7860
    @zo_7860 5 років тому +399

    I thought only celebrities were on this show

    • @mathys_1k518
      @mathys_1k518 5 років тому +14

      DATS TUFFFFF

    • @coolguy0926
      @coolguy0926 5 років тому +24

      Zohaib Akhtar I mean when you’re one of the biggest twitch streamer and you have millions of fans, I think that constitutes a celebrity

    • @VeloVelazquez
      @VeloVelazquez 5 років тому +16

      Be careful u might get banned

    • @nukook3864
      @nukook3864 5 років тому +7

      Carson Long r/woooosh

    • @phoenixyoung5453
      @phoenixyoung5453 5 років тому +3

      20 million subs isn't famous?

  • @Pavel_real
    @Pavel_real 2 роки тому +5

    I dont know why but Ninja reminds me of my science teacher

  • @ybo7781
    @ybo7781 5 років тому +220

    IT’S NICE TO BLOCK OUT THE CRYING BABY IN THE BACKGROUND
    same 😏

    • @Wildboyz777
      @Wildboyz777 5 років тому +1

      Just throw the baby out the plane lol

    • @moth5724
      @moth5724 5 років тому +4

      GamerGirl he talking about himself

    • @bestnoobs4ever464
      @bestnoobs4ever464 5 років тому

      Nice profile pic

    • @ybo7781
      @ybo7781 5 років тому +1

      Bestnoobs4ever !! Nice name

    • @Jj-gn4sc
      @Jj-gn4sc 5 років тому

      M3lloMarsh _ :/

  • @HepiChestCow
    @HepiChestCow 5 років тому +388

    1. Fortnite
    2. Fortnite
    3. Fortnite
    4. Fortnite
    5. Fortnite
    6. Fortnite
    7. Fortnite
    8. Fortnite
    9. Fortnite
    10. Fortnite

  • @erkki6224
    @erkki6224 5 років тому +529

    He looks so uncomfortable and awkward... Just cut that hair please Ninja

    • @SnanSYTP
      @SnanSYTP 5 років тому +12

      GwAm He basically streams for hours on end and had no social life now

    • @Harmoy_Lanes_Music
      @Harmoy_Lanes_Music 5 років тому +1

      How tf is this dude married?

    • @anthonydavisunibrow7657
      @anthonydavisunibrow7657 5 років тому +3

      TheProcess_76 no streamer has a social life espically tfue and symfunny

    • @jordym2921
      @jordym2921 5 років тому +9

      Just HopesDopes Tfue is like the only fortnite streamer with a social life ,do you even know his brother?

    • @anthonydavisunibrow7657
      @anthonydavisunibrow7657 5 років тому +2

      Jordy M what does his brother have to do with this and tfue has no social like dude is straight up dull

  • @ccason0726
    @ccason0726 4 роки тому +1

    You:Make fun of Ninjas job. Ninja:Makes fun of your bank account

  • @Bated.
    @Bated. 5 років тому +103

    1.)Fortnite
    2.)Fortnite
    3.)Fortnite
    4.)Fortnite
    5: STREAM SNIPING
    ty for all the likes

    • @erin4694
      @erin4694 5 років тому +1

      Bated 6) IM GONNA GO OUT OF MY WAY TO GET YOU BANNED

    • @Ryan-yr6hs
      @Ryan-yr6hs 5 років тому

      1000 subs with no videos? // wait for the emote

  • @crumblybiscuitz1697
    @crumblybiscuitz1697 5 років тому +89

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue...
    NINJA says he doesn’t swear
    BUT WE ALL KNOW HE DO !!

  • @yxngry6189
    @yxngry6189 4 роки тому +43

    10 things ninja can’t live without:
    “Reporting people for stream sniping”

  • @omlet7184
    @omlet7184 4 роки тому +10

    1- Fortnite
    2- Fortnite
    3- Fortnite
    4- Fortnite
    5- Fortnite
    6- Fortnite
    7-Fortnite
    8- Fortnite
    9- Fortnite
    10- Fortnite

  • @victorcontreras5703
    @victorcontreras5703 5 років тому +128

    People love to hate the successful.

    • @wanyeah
      @wanyeah 5 років тому +5

      Adam Isaev lmao he 100% has more talent than you.

    • @xcadan5829
      @xcadan5829 5 років тому +3

      Adam Isaev typical 10 yr old

    • @ToodlesKitchen
      @ToodlesKitchen 5 років тому

      Fax

    • @americanfishing3785
      @americanfishing3785 5 років тому +1

      Adam Isaev. Then why does he have a million more times money than you

    • @hesitant4169
      @hesitant4169 5 років тому

      Adam Isaev then how come people don’t hate true?

  • @imran7286
    @imran7286 5 років тому +59

    *can't live without a hoodie and his gaming mouse*

  • @TuffWithYT
    @TuffWithYT 5 років тому +192

    1. Fortnite
    2. Reporting People
    3. Yelling
    4. Doing Weird Things
    5. Wearing The Same Stank Headband
    6. Having His Hair Dyed
    7. Being Cocky
    8. Skins
    9. Losing Tourneys
    10. Marshmello

  • @redinkaddicted
    @redinkaddicted 5 років тому +66

    *This is more like a self products advertising.*