15 HABITS THAT MAY KILL YOU

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  • @5MinuteCraftsYouTube
    @5MinuteCraftsYouTube  6 років тому +3999

    At 8:20 we tell you which foods are not very useful and on what useful alternative for the organism it can be replaced 👌🏻
    By the way, what do you want to eat most? What is the most difficult product to refuse for you? 🍕🍔🍟🍦

  • @patrickswisdomtooth5260
    @patrickswisdomtooth5260 6 років тому +22054

    I don't want to smoke when I grow up. Who is with me?

  • @lauvski
    @lauvski 5 років тому +5684

    “Waking up suddenly is bad for u”
    How do I wake up for school?

    • @trinityscott635
      @trinityscott635 5 років тому +239

      I'll never want too wake up for school

    • @zuellypech2123
      @zuellypech2123 5 років тому +80

      •Łiñá Płaÿž• go to bed early

    • @trinityscott635
      @trinityscott635 5 років тому +53

      And I ho to med at 7am and wake up suddenly at 1am then my mother catch me and say girl go back to sleep and I say okay and went to sleep nothing bad happen to me

    • @amlycookies1012
      @amlycookies1012 5 років тому +59

      Well continue sleeping for the rest of your life 👍🏿

    • @iiRxseNightcore
      @iiRxseNightcore 5 років тому +9

      Liñá playz I know right

  • @duolingo4899
    @duolingo4899 5 років тому +5690

    I dont know why Cigarettes exist if they have poison... *since I was 7 I promised I will not smoke if i grow up...*
    Who agrees?

    • @itchyscratch6328
      @itchyscratch6328 5 років тому +169

      Alcohol is basically poison to us too.

    • @jamesbond-eg5qm
      @jamesbond-eg5qm 5 років тому +120

      I promissed not to smoke aswell, and I hate smokers too.
      But I'm one :/

    • @nottwiggy8708
      @nottwiggy8708 5 років тому +23

      Me

    • @Rachett969
      @Rachett969 5 років тому +74

      back then when cigarettes were introduced. No one knew about the health problems! and the packets were colourful and not having warnings like they have today. So they quickly became used, my mom started smoking when she was 15!

    • @Ty-cr7pf
      @Ty-cr7pf 5 років тому +4

      Shutup

  • @xk1tty..
    @xk1tty.. 3 роки тому +33

    My auntie: “you should eat healthy!” Also my auntie: *drinks at least 1 energy drink everyday*

    • @teresadownes2422
      @teresadownes2422 2 роки тому +3

      Me: "MUM I want a sandwich"
      Mum: "your hungry aren't you"
      Me: "blech I don't want a chicken snack box I want a sandwich"

    • @markatkinson4043
      @markatkinson4043 2 роки тому

      Heh.

  • @destinykhamsaly5982
    @destinykhamsaly5982 5 років тому +1137

    “Waking up suddenly is bad for you.”
    “More sleep helps reduce stress.”
    2 reasons why I should sleep more and not go to school!

    • @BabyBlueSun
      @BabyBlueSun 5 років тому +18

      XD

    • @adm1rable_one992
      @adm1rable_one992 5 років тому +14

      And they are bery good reasons too

    • @yjhxkdj
      @yjhxkdj 5 років тому +13

      Sleeping can be important too

    • @i_like_women4
      @i_like_women4 2 роки тому +1

      This is really easy with insomnia

    • @ryanbrown4618
      @ryanbrown4618 2 роки тому +2

      @@Duckie196 This is what teacher would reply "yes you can skip school for sleeping, it will help you to sleep even longer on STREETS"

  • @wetsocks9117
    @wetsocks9117 5 років тому +817

    "earwax protects the ear from foreign objects"
    *literally tries to shove scrunched up paper into ear*

    • @darlenej587
      @darlenej587 5 років тому +22

      I really wish there's a haha reaction on the comment section

    • @frainium8644
      @frainium8644 5 років тому +14

      @@darlenej587 Haha reaction!
      But let's be honest!It was funny 😂😂
      I liked that!Good hob

    • @shinyeevee7554
      @shinyeevee7554 5 років тому +3

      wetsocks oof

    • @Nobody-im2jh
      @Nobody-im2jh 5 років тому +3

      @@darlenej587 Ha Ha

    • @soggy_rabbit5454
      @soggy_rabbit5454 5 років тому +8

      Idk why they said you can't clean earwax but here, If you get earwax, people will be disgusted at you
      Plus it's kinda disgusting to keep an earwax in you ear like- ew no

  • @megamind4178
    @megamind4178 3 роки тому +75

    “Waking up suddenly is bad for you.” *me who does it every day/morning*

  • @pioy67
    @pioy67 5 років тому +639

    It’s not like anyone can sit straight for 24/7

    • @amarigatlin6249
      @amarigatlin6249 5 років тому +16

      Right

    • @akinoichiro3434
      @akinoichiro3434 5 років тому +33

      Actually, sitting straight for a long time is also bad. It's better to change your position often

    • @d3pressedemokid292
      @d3pressedemokid292 5 років тому +12

      yeah, i guess people in wheelchairs DOESNT exist.

    • @akinoichiro3434
      @akinoichiro3434 5 років тому +17

      Even in a wheelchair you can change your position. It's not like you're completely clued on it and can't move even the slightest bit

    • @d3pressedemokid292
      @d3pressedemokid292 5 років тому +5

      @@akinoichiro3434oh, i guess all the doctors were wrong then! i can move more that just my upperhalf! honey i cant.

  • @angelitababasa9909
    @angelitababasa9909 5 років тому +679

    "You should sleep 7-8 hours at night"
    School: three take it or leave it

    • @fmm0339
      @fmm0339 5 років тому +7

      At *WEEKENDS*

    • @Frozencoo
      @Frozencoo 5 років тому +10

      I go to sleep at 9:00pm and wake up at 6:40-7:29 so I get about 9 hours of sleep and some change
      Edit: ha like I actually go to sleep when I'm supposed to

    • @eusildasabala2432
      @eusildasabala2432 5 років тому +5

      Life is so cruel

    • @cherrystudios2661
      @cherrystudios2661 5 років тому +6

      I woke up at 6:00 today... I fell asleep at 4:00 AM

    • @Frozencoo
      @Frozencoo 5 років тому +2

      @@cherrystudios2661 I went to sleep at 10 and woke up at 5 u got 4 hours of sleep and I got 5

  • @jasmineugh2100
    @jasmineugh2100 3 роки тому +492

    “Waking up abruptly is bad for you “ tell my school that

  • @King_David_2002
    @King_David_2002 2 роки тому +13

    5:43 i like it how im looking down on my phone the improper way while I’m on the toilet. I changed my posture immediately 😂😂💯

  • @susikeaworker4777
    @susikeaworker4777 4 роки тому +957

    “How did he die?”
    “His house was too clean.”

  • @Call.me._ethan
    @Call.me._ethan 3 роки тому +565

    "How did he die?"
    "He ate vitamins and wore bad-quality sun glasses"

  • @claudiaivy104
    @claudiaivy104 6 років тому +1624

    To everyone who passes through this comment, have a nice day or night. Love you all

    • @James-bv2qr
      @James-bv2qr 6 років тому +1

      I subbed you

    • @diobrando7080
      @diobrando7080 6 років тому +1

      Love you to

    • @나해봐
      @나해봐 6 років тому +1

      💚👋Hi

    • @나해봐
      @나해봐 6 років тому +2

      Subbed you

    • @dktech4017
      @dktech4017 6 років тому +2

      FUNNY SMS - Hiiii i ReaLlY LiKe uR CommenT.....! GoOdNiGhT... itS youR pic uR so CuTe...!😊😉😄

  • @kaidenlol_yt9084
    @kaidenlol_yt9084 3 роки тому +29

    2:54 “You only need 7-8 hours of sleep!”
    9:25

    • @estherlouise924
      @estherlouise924 2 роки тому

      I know right?! That's what I was thinking!!

  • @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade
    @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade 5 років тому +1669

    The title should be changed to: "Watch this if you want anxiety" 😂

    • @ataane2615
      @ataane2615 5 років тому +28

      I have anxiety in general before I watched this and it isn’t a good thing, you don’t wanna stress and have panic attacks like I do

    • @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade
      @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade 5 років тому +12

      @@ataane2615 No offence, but if you have anxiety you shouldn't watch this kind of stuff 🙄

    • @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade
      @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade 5 років тому +10

      @@ataane2615 I have depression, it's not easy either...😥

    • @ataane2615
      @ataane2615 5 років тому +6

      lil happy lil sad yea true I didn’t think about that 😅

    • @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade
      @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade 5 років тому +8

      @@ataane2615 Phew! I'm just glad you didn't get offended, trust me! I have met all kinds of people on the internet and some gets offended for the most ridiculous things! 😆

  • @wolfy-chan4303
    @wolfy-chan4303 5 років тому +234

    One part: *only 7-8 hours of sleep a day*
    Another part: *sleeping in causes you to live longer and reduce stress*
    Me: wa...

  • @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640
    @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640 5 років тому +561

    Me: **sees cover**
    Me: **worry's because I have genetically scabby arms and I bite my nails**
    Me: **sees that it's 5-minute crafts**
    Me: **relaxes**

    • @b4fchris400
      @b4fchris400 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @mjlps1591
      @mjlps1591 5 років тому +9

      How do we act the same?😅

    • @emileestiefer7292
      @emileestiefer7292 5 років тому +6

      i have dermatillomaina... i pick at my legs and arms the most... liFE IS GREAT

    • @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640
      @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640 5 років тому +5

      @@emileestiefer7292 eek... Poor you. Bless your heart!

    • @emileestiefer7292
      @emileestiefer7292 5 років тому +3

      @@youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640 I'm fine It's just a bad habit.. nobody ever notices tho luckily

  • @kelsietooreal
    @kelsietooreal 3 роки тому +10

    “Waking up is bad for you”
    Say that to my teacher

    • @hollyphillips7597
      @hollyphillips7597 Рік тому +1

      Waking up too fast or an alarm is bad for you. Not waking up period! Their saying the alarm it can gilt your heart

  • @everythingstudios2041
    @everythingstudios2041 4 роки тому +1101

    “Loseing temper will lower the chance of a heart attack”
    I have siblings, looks like I’ll never have a heart attack 👍🏽

  • @aryan-wo3nr
    @aryan-wo3nr 5 років тому +502

    "You don't need to apologise, say thanks!"
    Friend: Ow! You hit me with a bus!
    Me: *Thanks*

    • @aishasalman7211
      @aishasalman7211 5 років тому

      Granny's Prune Juice true tho

    • @EmperiousDX
      @EmperiousDX 5 років тому +1

      lol true

    • @b4fchris400
      @b4fchris400 5 років тому +1

      No offense I know its a joke but it means look on the good side of mistakes

    • @sumayahashimi1283
      @sumayahashimi1283 5 років тому +2

      this made me laugh allot

    • @jetw4042
      @jetw4042 5 років тому

      Godly CushGodzYT ITSSSAW AAAAAA JOEKKEKKKEKEKDGEGUBUHRFI HE. EWCUEGF

  • @summerwaite5570
    @summerwaite5570 5 років тому +445

    me: sleeps 12 hours
    five minute crafts: OMG you’re gonna die

  • @emmshaani9464
    @emmshaani9464 3 роки тому +6

    "I'm so sorry for your loss... How did this happen?"
    "well, she always had a perfectly clean house..."

  • @bakohuston2161
    @bakohuston2161 5 років тому +780

    "You should sleep 7-8 hours at night"
    Students: Hold my dreams.

  • @irajohnson7824
    @irajohnson7824 5 років тому +418

    Bad: sausages
    Good: grilled meats
    My brain: *grilled sausage*

  • @crunchy9934
    @crunchy9934 6 років тому +138

    Ok I have a question
    How do I fit scissors in my nose to cut nose hairs

    • @ericalamb1911
      @ericalamb1911 6 років тому +5

      I have an answer get little sewing scissors

    • @g-3609
      @g-3609 6 років тому +5

      I'm pretty sure cave men came with micro scissors a chair and an instruction manual that thought them not to stay awake for a week to keep the human race surviving so the human race is fine

    • @tanyarizzo7006
      @tanyarizzo7006 6 років тому +2

      Ummmmmmmmmm I'm a bit concerned

    • @PhoenixWrightAceAttorney
      @PhoenixWrightAceAttorney 6 років тому +1

      How can you do that is you're a Yoshi??

    • @frostyuri5496
      @frostyuri5496 6 років тому

      Pauly.D there are some small scissors you can buy

  • @piemanthe4th983
    @piemanthe4th983 3 роки тому +7

    Honestly this pointed out more positives than negatives about coffee

  • @jeremysalapare3138
    @jeremysalapare3138 5 років тому +465

    Ummmm i dont smoke, im 14 yrs old
    Even when i grow up i wont smoke nope never ever

  • @tamirlapidus6994
    @tamirlapidus6994 4 роки тому +238

    "How did he die?"
    "He tried to pull a nose hair"

  • @AllinOne-um5ok
    @AllinOne-um5ok 6 років тому +1196

    Anyone here who never try these hacks but watch

  • @Keleemo
    @Keleemo 3 роки тому +12

    "How did he die?"
    "He put scissors in his nose and cut it off on accident."

  • @zadasorrell7191
    @zadasorrell7191 5 років тому +402

    5 Minute Crafts: You shouldn't drink coffee! It's unhealthy and it makes you crazy!
    Also 5 Minute Crafts: Drink coffee! It helps with depression
    It's either be depressed or be unhealthy. Pick one, kids!

    • @localtrolls8337
      @localtrolls8337 5 років тому +2

      Depression

    • @mulan9559
      @mulan9559 5 років тому +28

      Depression leads to unhealthiness
      Wait but unhealthiness also leads to depression
      *confused*

    • @williamafton5661
      @williamafton5661 5 років тому +4

      I have the ability to not get depressed

    • @thebffponysquad8425
      @thebffponysquad8425 5 років тому +2

      I already have depression and I don't drink coffee like that cause I'm a kid but I love coffee sooo

    • @Cheiggle
      @Cheiggle 5 років тому

      i'm already depressed eeee

  • @viviancheng7606
    @viviancheng7606 5 років тому +85

    Me: *exists*
    This channel: technically, exsisting is bad because you have to live your life.
    Me: *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM*

  • @porpijp6470
    @porpijp6470 6 років тому +244

    Imagine a person going to school, catching a person smoking and they say:
    STOP SMOKING THAT LIGHTER FLUID, BUG SPRAY, CANDLE WAX, ARSENIC, TOLUOL, TOILET CLEANER LIQUID, PAINT, CARBON *MONOXIDE, CADMIUM, IGNITING FLUID, METHANOL CIGARETTE.

    • @vkkeii
      @vkkeii 6 років тому +13

      Timmy the Teacup This comment made my day.

    • @lancekincer5338
      @lancekincer5338 6 років тому +3

      @@vkkeii same

    • @immashipperboi7443
      @immashipperboi7443 6 років тому +4

      Timmy the Teacup it’s actually carbon monoxide

    • @hihello-dc3op
      @hihello-dc3op 6 років тому +8

      Timmy the Teacup the person smoking will be like "What! This cigarette is aahhhh! *stomps the cigarette*"

    • @gertrudemendonza9558
      @gertrudemendonza9558 6 років тому +2

      U are so funny girly😂😂😂

  • @ThePromisedFall
    @ThePromisedFall 3 роки тому +1

    3:31
    School: You will be hearing from my lawyers soon.

  • @rosaliedraper9130
    @rosaliedraper9130 4 роки тому +589

    Doctor: How did she die?
    Other doctor: he drank water while standing up.

  • @anjagajic8093
    @anjagajic8093 5 років тому +78

    Me: *enters in class being late*
    Also me: Thank you for your patience!

  • @shinkubaka2682
    @shinkubaka2682 4 роки тому +689

    "Total cleanliness can lead to allergies."
    Oh look! My room is completely spotless! Time to die now!

    • @cherruveam5871
      @cherruveam5871 3 роки тому +23

      Corona:
      *ayy lets party*

    • @chihiro237
      @chihiro237 3 роки тому +18

      It actually can because without germs your immune system won't be able to adapt and notice certain germs that could be bad for you. And when you encounter those germs, you could end up getting really sick because your immune system doesn't know how to handle them

    • @electron7659
      @electron7659 3 роки тому +3

      Now I can use this reason as an excuse for not cleaning my room. I'll just tell them I don't want to get sick. Must keep my immunity strong.
      🤭👍

    • @cherruveam5871
      @cherruveam5871 3 роки тому

      my grandma: 👁👄👁

    • @crispybruh1101
      @crispybruh1101 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @Vamp1re_m0ney
    @Vamp1re_m0ney 3 роки тому +7

    Me who takes vitamins without asking my doctor:👁👄👁

  • @brownieeee7003
    @brownieeee7003 5 років тому +690

    Me: *sees someone smoking*
    Me: *knocks cigarette out of their mouth*
    Person: What the heck was that for?
    Me: You have toilet cleaner in your body now.
    Edit: OMG! Thank you for this many likes!

    • @drip9210
      @drip9210 5 років тому +15

      And GET OVER IT

    • @kirbykult2983
      @kirbykult2983 5 років тому +4

      YEET

    • @cozbad5705
      @cozbad5705 5 років тому +10

      youre not allowed to do that
      its not your choice its theirs most smokers are fully aware of what they are doing

    • @kiraa4414
      @kiraa4414 5 років тому +4

      @@cozbad5705 r/woosh

    • @cozbad5705
      @cozbad5705 5 років тому +2

      @@kiraa4414 i know but youre still not allowed

  • @Bella-mh7li
    @Bella-mh7li 6 років тому +57

    It says you don't need to get rid of ear wax, but when I was younger I heard that you shouldn't so I refused to clean my ears. Two months later I got an ear infection in both ears, and the doctor said it was due to a buildup of ear wax and they had to do a deep clean with a tube and hot water.

    • @donutsuwu8821
      @donutsuwu8821 6 років тому +8

      Gosh so sad but more like 5 minute lies.

    • @Bella-mh7li
      @Bella-mh7li 6 років тому +7

      I get that cleaning your ears with a q-tip may be dangerous because it can push it further into your ears, they're not wrong about that. But I feel like you should clean your ears every once and a while as not to receive a build up of earwax, but I don't know how. Perhaps with some water ( I don't know how one would go about that exactly, you can't really just stand under the water in the shower with your head tilted so it all goes directly into your ear )

    • @RadTanks3990
      @RadTanks3990 6 років тому +1

      You shouldn't have listen to your parents Bella.

    • @MiMi420_
      @MiMi420_ 6 років тому +3

      I had the same but it was worse I had to take antibiotics

    • @Shadowman9348
      @Shadowman9348 2 роки тому +2

      Yep. That's why we have Q-tips - to clean our ears to prevent infections.

  • @yukiii1877
    @yukiii1877 5 років тому +366

    doctor: how did he die?
    other doctor: he kept apologizing for everything

    • @yxyu1873
      @yxyu1873 4 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @you5692
      @you5692 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @Themoggyman.97
      @Themoggyman.97 4 роки тому +2

      Sorry🙃

    • @yukiii1877
      @yukiii1877 4 роки тому +1

      Sumiya Tavzarkhanova annyeonghaseyo jeoneun bangtan sonyeondan hwanggeum maknae jeon jungkook imnida💀💀

    • @yukiii1877
      @yukiii1877 4 роки тому

      Sumiya Tavzarkhanova I WISH But why?

  • @walmart_beds
    @walmart_beds 3 роки тому

    Ur making ur lives more 100% healty!!!!
    Ur the best

  • @b.t.sj.o.t2042
    @b.t.sj.o.t2042 6 років тому +195

    You who see my comment I wish you lasting happiness and success😚😘👊👍

    • @SirVib
      @SirVib 6 років тому +1

      to you too😁😁😁

    • @samit2272
      @samit2272 6 років тому +1

      Thx mate

    • @b.t.sj.o.t2042
      @b.t.sj.o.t2042 6 років тому +1

      @@SirVib Thank you I hope so but I do not get I will always be unhappy 😔

    • @necrotizing
      @necrotizing 6 років тому +1

      Thanks you too!

    • @homurariss
      @homurariss 6 років тому +1

      Hye ARMY 😂❤️

  • @claire5015
    @claire5015 4 роки тому +433

    I now have an excuse to not clean my room. Thank you

  • @moti7578
    @moti7578 3 роки тому +436

    When I'm late to school and the teacher gets mad at me: Thank you for your patience

    • @cristinamorales9633
      @cristinamorales9633 3 роки тому +8

      lol

    • @electron7659
      @electron7659 3 роки тому +25

      When I'm late for work, my boss is already frustrated with me because I'm always late: 🙁
      So I'll just smile at him and say - "Thank you for your patience" 😁

    • @yourface7179
      @yourface7179 3 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chrissytiya3025
      @chrissytiya3025 3 роки тому +5

      So really,
      Me : Sorry teacher I'm late🙅
      Teacher : Thank you for your patience 👏👏

    • @_lumberjake
      @_lumberjake 3 роки тому +4

      This is actually a great power move. Saying a form of "Thanks for waiting" subconsciously makes people think you're of some importance.

  • @ImCringeyAndImNotProudOfIt
    @ImCringeyAndImNotProudOfIt 3 роки тому +2

    You don’t need to apologise you need to say thanks
    Me: I am thankful about your loss
    Friend: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

  • @ntaliactlina
    @ntaliactlina 3 роки тому +469

    “how did he die?”
    “he drank a cup of coffee”

    • @erronblack6579
      @erronblack6579 3 роки тому +8

      Boy, i drink coffee everyday aint nothing happen to me lol

    • @c5h835
      @c5h835 3 роки тому +3

      how come the channel thing pretty much mistook it for that one uh coke scp

    • @jungkookstattoos1057
      @jungkookstattoos1057 3 роки тому +3

      No tae secretly stole jennies chanel bag 🙄🤚

    • @chrissytiya3025
      @chrissytiya3025 3 роки тому +1

      LoL 😆

    • @yetaengthv
      @yetaengthv 3 роки тому +1

      Army 😄

  • @joelpietersen5528
    @joelpietersen5528 5 років тому +98

    3:35
    Don’t drink coffee kids
    9:57
    It’s ok to drink coffee

    • @foamycup
      @foamycup 4 роки тому +1

      My point exactly

    • @Kahvetin
      @Kahvetin 4 роки тому +1

      Always when I don't sleep well, I drink a cup of coffee so I will not die from tiredness

    • @roamingfriendship5340
      @roamingfriendship5340 4 роки тому +1

      No, they are not saying "Don't drink Coffee" they are saying it will sometimes help you with being tired all the time.

    • @PK-vb7tj
      @PK-vb7tj 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr ?! -_-

    • @asiyahchrismaeposada4858
      @asiyahchrismaeposada4858 4 роки тому

      Well,i'm 8 and i drink choco milk "soo yummy!😋"

  • @GamingOnGamma
    @GamingOnGamma 6 років тому +1025

    I've been clickbaited😔

    • @jaybrill857
      @jaybrill857 6 років тому +5

      GAMMA 1184 yeah right

    • @cheyenne.2430
      @cheyenne.2430 6 років тому +5

      What's clickbaited ?

    • @BlockmanAmir
      @BlockmanAmir 6 років тому +8

      @@cheyenne.2430 Its people that trick you to believe its gonna happen its hard to explain

    • @yeeticus6928
      @yeeticus6928 5 років тому +3

      I’ve seen you somewhere before

    • @zangetsu1597
      @zangetsu1597 5 років тому +2

      me too

  • @Leafeon64
    @Leafeon64 2 роки тому +8

    the venting anger one kind of depends on how you're doing it honestly, its not okay to hurt someone else to do it, but if it doesn't effect anyone else then i guess it's fine...

  • @kath8876
    @kath8876 4 роки тому +307

    “How did she snap her spine?”
    “She was slouching and watching 5 Minute Crafts”

  • @randomhuman928
    @randomhuman928 5 років тому +231

    Video: drinking water while standing won’t allow your body to absorb the nutrients
    Me: I thought water had nothing in it

    • @Kinsathic
      @Kinsathic 5 років тому +5

      Random Human your body is water lol

    • @BabyBlueSun
      @BabyBlueSun 5 років тому +1

      @Blozom xD

    • @vikesfan8189
      @vikesfan8189 5 років тому

      Blozom that’s a good one actually

    • @randomhuman928
      @randomhuman928 5 років тому

      Avery Harris I meant no nutrients

    • @smolsunflower9599
      @smolsunflower9599 5 років тому

      Islam told us not to drink water while standing thousand of years ago. Blessed with guidance💟💟

  • @maxseung5591
    @maxseung5591 3 роки тому +115

    “How did he get kidney diseases?”
    “Oh, he drank water standing up”

    • @ToucanPlayIt
      @ToucanPlayIt 2 роки тому

      I researched it; drinking water actually reduces arthritis. They have the audacity to lie. How pathetic are they?

    • @Cheese_cake-_
      @Cheese_cake-_ 2 роки тому

      💀💀💀

  • @fatooma3097
    @fatooma3097 3 роки тому

    2:23
    Me showing this to my dad
    Him: ok sweetie
    *2 seconds later*
    Him: smokes 😃

  • @znj7218
    @znj7218 5 років тому +1267

    Doctor: how did he die?
    Other doctor: he took his earwax out with cotton wool…
    Edit: Thanks for the likes!

  • @cobalthydrangeas7499
    @cobalthydrangeas7499 3 роки тому +371

    "Instead of saying sorry, say thanks"
    *Hits child while driving accidently* Thank you for kindly letting me experience what it is like to accidently hit a child

  • @Nena-pi4ki
    @Nena-pi4ki 5 років тому +213

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Absolutely NO ONE:
    5 minute crafts: You were drinking water the wrong way your whole live.
    (Watching this video I wonder how I'm still alive😂)

    • @luckyman4398
      @luckyman4398 5 років тому

      I knew that

    • @pikachugamer615
      @pikachugamer615 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @thefox.7346
      @thefox.7346 5 років тому

      Honestly same.

    • @SidIsMid
      @SidIsMid 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @anonymos7236
      @anonymos7236 4 роки тому

      Why wondering. You can make their argument for smokers who keep smoking their whole life, does that mean smoking was without side effects. Let's understand that everything has its positive and negative. When you drink water in a sitting posture, though I have not researched fully, if the video is right that it allows body to absorb more minerals from water instead of bypassing quickly through intestine, it is in most likelihood helping increase your overall healthier lifespan. Same is the case with people who are all smile and happy, researches say. Good Day.

  • @zeemirza2682
    @zeemirza2682 3 роки тому

    Yes..In Islam also drinking water while sitting is Allowed..which is having health benefits too. #Alhumdulilah

  • @jad3lyn
    @jad3lyn 6 років тому +177

    11:48 so, if I pick my nose I gonna die😐.... Smh 😑

    • @traveltheodyssey
      @traveltheodyssey 6 років тому +18

      I don't think thats true, you cant die by that, i think their trying to make you scared or something.

    • @pastel_rainbows4_ever992
      @pastel_rainbows4_ever992 6 років тому +25

      *picks nose*
      R.I.P: Me; 2005-2018.

    • @jad3lyn
      @jad3lyn 6 років тому +8

      Pastel_Rainbows 4_Ever LOL that was funny 😂😂

    • @jad3lyn
      @jad3lyn 6 років тому +4

      Caydy Seiler exactly 😂

    • @chelseakittycat532
      @chelseakittycat532 6 років тому +8

      i always pick my nose

  • @Good_Pebble
    @Good_Pebble 4 роки тому +196

    "Sausage is bad. Grilled meat is good"
    Me: what about grilled sausage???

  • @gracemarco7870
    @gracemarco7870 4 роки тому +81

    Someone: OMG PLS HELP ME THIS GIRL HIT ME WITH A BUS
    Me: *Thanks*

  • @eggnog457
    @eggnog457 2 роки тому +1

    It’s just like saying “don’t eat an apple a day, it could keep the doctors away”

  • @christy8407
    @christy8407 5 років тому +1383

    I hope this makes all you smokers out there stop
    P.A.S
    people against smokers!
    like if you're a P.A.S

    • @mynameisunknown2771
      @mynameisunknown2771 5 років тому +6

      Passive smoker?

    • @lexieboo7727
      @lexieboo7727 5 років тому +13

      I love smoking this really didn't bother me lol 🚬 = yummy

    • @BR-xb4nb
      @BR-xb4nb 5 років тому +5

      @@lexieboo7727 lol

    • @coldshower4369
      @coldshower4369 5 років тому +15

      It's addictive, they couldn't stop if they tried. It's unfortunate to say the least.

    • @winnunition
      @winnunition 5 років тому +4

      My mom and my grandma smoke

  • @abandonedshoppingcart6116
    @abandonedshoppingcart6116 5 років тому +106

    5 minute crafts: Cigarettes have toilet cleaner in 'em
    Me:DAD
    Dad:Yeh?
    Me:Are you a toilet?
    Dad:Uh,no.
    Me:Then stop smoking

  • @taco2728
    @taco2728 5 років тому +96

    My mom won’t stop smoking it makes me sad 😞 my family smokes.

    • @abigaildowney289
      @abigaildowney289 5 років тому +10

      my mum smoked when she was pregnant with me, now i have a virus so if i do smoke it can increase chances of dying. i have to go to the hospital to get it removed every now and then.

    • @taco2728
      @taco2728 5 років тому +1

      Thank you both!

    • @__-zf3tz
      @__-zf3tz 5 років тому +2

      My dad used to smoke but now he vapes.

    • @hooi4
      @hooi4 5 років тому +1

      Im with you my family does it to. 😔

    • @chelbelgachaandroblox
      @chelbelgachaandroblox 5 років тому +5

      @Aesthetically Annoying actually vape is 4x bad and leads to smoking

  • @Yonki463
    @Yonki463 3 роки тому +1

    This teaches me alot😲😲😲

  • @r1tzy5551
    @r1tzy5551 4 роки тому +306

    Doctor: how did he die?
    Other doctor: he cleaned his own house

    • @yunappleofficial
      @yunappleofficial 4 роки тому +1

      BLACK PINK WILL WIN NOT IMMEDIATELY. BUT DEFINITELY kpop

    • @fluff3608
      @fluff3608 4 роки тому +2

      @BLACK PINK WILL WIN NOT IMMEDIATELY. BUT DEFINITELY hey a blink here toooo

    • @oliviakim7850
      @oliviakim7850 3 роки тому +1

      A blink right here!

    • @user-es1gb7tw6g
      @user-es1gb7tw6g 3 роки тому +6

      What's with these kpop fans invading the comment section

    • @oliviakim7850
      @oliviakim7850 3 роки тому

      @@user-es1gb7tw6g kpop is the moment

  • @adenpq
    @adenpq 6 років тому +406

    Oh please! Why would someone use a cotton bud that far in there ear?
    Edit: thanks for the likes 🦄❤️

    • @tarashaon8206
      @tarashaon8206 6 років тому +8

      Right ! I go kinda far but not far like that lol I like clean ears I can't stand knowing that something is in there every if it's "healthy" haha

    • @melw6848
      @melw6848 6 років тому +8

      Allergies make some some people's ears really itchy. (mine)

    • @mackenziegyson8231
      @mackenziegyson8231 6 років тому +2

      ME!!!

    • @mackenziegyson8231
      @mackenziegyson8231 6 років тому +2

      Yes I know it is very VERY bad thing

    • @leishlymarrero8019
      @leishlymarrero8019 6 років тому +3

      You're probably talking about your own self, even if you don't do it that far, you're still pushing the wax even while you don't notice

  • @prashanthatkar2146
    @prashanthatkar2146 4 роки тому +214

    Doctor : how did he die
    Second person:he had 62 alarms on his mobile

  • @cryptic_rain
    @cryptic_rain 3 роки тому

    Someone's mom: "My child just died"
    "How?"
    Someone's mom: "because he/she said sorry"

  • @mischa9236
    @mischa9236 5 років тому +125

    Yeah sure, I'm just not going to clean my ears and walk around with bright yellow ears

    • @xxaxel_gamingxx4009
      @xxaxel_gamingxx4009 4 роки тому +3

      I laughed after reading it bahahahahaha

    • @christmasneverends5423
      @christmasneverends5423 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @christmasneverends5423
      @christmasneverends5423 4 роки тому +1

      @@xxaxel_gamingxx4009 guy to the moon lol

    • @willischwabe703
      @willischwabe703 4 роки тому +2

      I do it with kind of a swiping motion, rather than just pushing the q-tip in the ear like preparing a cannon to fire during the civil war.

    • @kagamikagerou9702
      @kagamikagerou9702 4 роки тому +1

      @@willischwabe703 yeah same so I thinknim good... been doing it for years.

  • @cathy5495
    @cathy5495 4 роки тому +49

    “Earwax is actually beneficial”
    My Classmates : *Laughs quietly* Look at his/her ear. 😂

  • @StonedTotheBones0000
    @StonedTotheBones0000 3 роки тому +1

    Just letting yall know that 99% of 5 min crafts stuff has always been proven to be false or not work lol

  • @aava9801
    @aava9801 6 років тому +65

    don't think any of us have gone a week with out sleeping have we? like this is you have not gone a week without sleeping

    • @emilysamara8283
      @emilysamara8283 6 років тому

      Aava Laakso i have lol it’s pretty bad

    • @aava9801
      @aava9801 6 років тому

      WOW

    • @milesvang6740
      @milesvang6740 6 років тому

      I've done it just get tired though nothing of the other added in the video shown

    • @Coolpool-pj2hz
      @Coolpool-pj2hz 6 років тому

      yeah you should do it at your own risk I've done it and it's quite bad

  • @soapynoodles1636
    @soapynoodles1636 6 років тому +125

    When it started talking about the slouching, who stoped slouching and sat up straight or am i the only one? 😂🤔

    • @Rachett969
      @Rachett969 5 років тому +4

      i have been slouching since early childhood. I really recommend that you don't do it often because it would hurt to have my back straight for a while. And what i mean as a while i mean like 5 or 4 minutes. I need a doctor ;-;

    • @itzme132
      @itzme132 5 років тому +2

      I did lol😆😆😂😂😂

    • @ps4survivor856
      @ps4survivor856 5 років тому

      I slouch and every time I do I lay flat on the ground with all my weight down and it hurt but my back good I don't know if that helps

    • @xxsxoap7349
      @xxsxoap7349 5 років тому

      I did when I read this comment ...

    • @kassi-opeia
      @kassi-opeia 5 років тому

      I did lol

  • @kailynnmarie4454
    @kailynnmarie4454 5 років тому +88

    “Waking up suddenly is bad for you”
    Welp! Guess I’m quitting school then! -missing school is bad for you-

    • @stavros5994
      @stavros5994 4 роки тому

      u should go sleep early..lol

    • @coconut5754
      @coconut5754 2 роки тому +1

      @@stavros5994 i do i just stare at a wall for like 3 hours

  • @anibink2971
    @anibink2971 3 роки тому

    Thanks sooo much bright side I'll always appreciate your efforts 👍🏻👍🏻🥰🥰🥰

  • @kainoahthefrog
    @kainoahthefrog 5 років тому +174

    *looks at thumbnail*
    ...
    *B I T E S N A I L O F F*

    • @lisasteffen639
      @lisasteffen639 5 років тому +3

      I get it

    • @madokafied
      @madokafied 5 років тому +2

      I see I see. You are very depressed

    • @tamalwashere
      @tamalwashere 5 років тому +3

      I bite my nails everyday because it's satisfying

    • @Frozencoo
      @Frozencoo 5 років тому

      Me while watching the video

    • @CFC.ronassi
      @CFC.ronassi 5 років тому +1

      I like biting my nail

  • @dfgudulgs418
    @dfgudulgs418 4 роки тому +69

    Video: "Wash only when you need to"
    Me: YAY I CAN BE LAZY

    • @hellfiredoughnut1434
      @hellfiredoughnut1434 4 роки тому +5

      I miss that time when you been child and can literally bathe once per 2-3 days. Now i can't even come to bus station with dry shirt, because +32c

    • @dfgudulgs418
      @dfgudulgs418 4 роки тому +3

      @ᴏʜᴛᴀᴇꜱᴠɴˊˎ- lol xd

    • @KidZooziE
      @KidZooziE 4 роки тому +2

      Hey army

    • @dfgudulgs418
      @dfgudulgs418 4 роки тому +1

      @@KidZooziE hii

    • @shirleyhirschfeld3735
      @shirleyhirschfeld3735 4 роки тому +2

      when I was a young'en, 1950, one of our neighbors only washed on the 4th of Juy every year. And he hung his clothes out side when it rained to clean them. True story, small neighborhood in south west Iowa.

  • @hussainalshahid6406
    @hussainalshahid6406 5 років тому +92

    Video: "Home-made Mayonnaise"
    Also the Video: *Shows a picture of Mustard*

    • @f3zm296
      @f3zm296 5 років тому +1

      no thats not 5-minutes craft video its NOW IVE SEEN EVERYTHING video bc this channel just robs videos from others channels.

    • @felisss2869
      @felisss2869 5 років тому +5

      Acually mayonaise is made out of mustard but they just added eggs in it

    • @lyres8637
      @lyres8637 5 років тому

      Almeida Lopes
      they are the same company xd :/

    • @f3zm296
      @f3zm296 5 років тому

      @@lyres8637 if they were they dont haved the water mark -_-

    • @bomeamalthirumudun3217
      @bomeamalthirumudun3217 5 років тому

      Hussain Al Shahid kl.k

  • @hwaaner
    @hwaaner 2 роки тому +1

    Omg this taught me something-
    *I'll go to bed rn-*

  • @EvieStevie-Ahgase
    @EvieStevie-Ahgase 5 років тому +162

    Parent: Johnny died this morning.
    Teacher: That's sad, how did he die?
    Parent: Instead of naturally waking up when the sun rises, he was forced to wake up while it was still pitch black outside and was brutally killed by an alarm clock.

    • @ryujei3709
      @ryujei3709 4 роки тому +12

      NOOOOOOOOO JOHNNY DIED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (lol johhny is a kpop idol a member of NCT)

    • @weirdisgood8508
      @weirdisgood8508 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @subscription4590
      @subscription4590 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @ilovebmth2007
      @ilovebmth2007 4 роки тому +3

      The teacher's reaction was… poor 😅😂

    • @random_meta
      @random_meta 4 роки тому +2

      I remember waking up at 5 am to work at the supermarket.. That was brutal

  • @carmenwheeler2698
    @carmenwheeler2698 5 років тому +107

    "Why did she die?"
    "She drank water standing up instead of sitting down."

  • @kyle-ej6nv
    @kyle-ej6nv 5 років тому +115

    5 min craft : only shower when you need to
    Me: I haven't showered in 6 months.....thanks 5 min craft 👍

  • @ek.chatur_naar19
    @ek.chatur_naar19 3 роки тому

    Its the first usefull vdo of this channel i ever saw😮😮😯😂😂

  • @nivforbes5656
    @nivforbes5656 5 років тому +96

    Staying up for a week can cause a zombie state
    Me: ........so that means we all would die if we were in FNAF😐😐😐

    • @dylanmackay97
      @dylanmackay97 5 років тому +3

      niv forbes the anamatronics stop coming at 5 am 😂

    • @Kelsi.Is.A.W
      @Kelsi.Is.A.W 5 років тому +3

      Me:But wouldn’t you sleep some during the day?
      Freddy: Naw B I’m following ya home.

    • @yjhxkdj
      @yjhxkdj 5 років тому

      Uhm you go to fnaf everyday but your gonna sleep at day time 😒

    • @laytontmontgomery
      @laytontmontgomery 5 років тому

      T20 Ascend it’s 6 AM

    • @laxmipathinatarajan9030
      @laxmipathinatarajan9030 5 років тому

      @@yjhxkdj p123werřtyyuiísvdfghjjkllu6

  • @elirivera4942
    @elirivera4942 4 роки тому +103

    me: How did she die
    Mom: She said sorry

  • @ethericdesigns
    @ethericdesigns 5 років тому +157

    Idk if this was on purpose or not but did anyone else realize that a 9:57 the girl missed her mouth and then sipped the coffee? 🧐🤣

    • @mihrakmohamed5350
      @mihrakmohamed5350 5 років тому +9

      lol never realised

    • @Audiomaker49
      @Audiomaker49 5 років тому +21

      She smelled it idiot

    • @ellarose2489
      @ellarose2489 5 років тому +9

      @@Audiomaker49 Why the HECK would she SMELL it? I'm pretty sure she just missed it. And lol about the whole situation.

    • @Audiomaker49
      @Audiomaker49 5 років тому +8

      @@ellarose2489 she smelled it cause look how the way she put the cofee to her nose and smell

    • @milakindacool
      @milakindacool 5 років тому +5

      She smelled it

  • @Ash_Korrui
    @Ash_Korrui 2 роки тому

    7:34
    "You killed my brother!"
    "Thanks"

  • @gabgab4683
    @gabgab4683 6 років тому +106

    3:28 If you don’t have an alarm then your gonna be late for work! Or if you a kid then your gonna be late for school! Or anything that you need an alarm for!

    • @TheElvisnator
      @TheElvisnator 6 років тому +4

      i agree! but it's for weekends!

    • @MsBlackRussia1682
      @MsBlackRussia1682 6 років тому +7

      right??! these things are so ridiculous

    • @ggukxie97
      @ggukxie97 6 років тому +2

      Yeah! Correct message u had given

    • @asfkdjlljdkfsa4981
      @asfkdjlljdkfsa4981 6 років тому +1

      Gab Gab your mom's voice.

    • @FiftyVe
      @FiftyVe 6 років тому +1

      Yep, I without alarm sleep 10h always, it's imposible to wake up without alarm after 7-8h

  • @pandasbakery1358
    @pandasbakery1358 4 роки тому +598

    my mom who has to wake up at 4 to feed the baby: Mmm nice.

    • @kaitlinhoward802
      @kaitlinhoward802 4 роки тому +8

      Wow

    • @pandasbakery1358
      @pandasbakery1358 4 роки тому +17

      IVE ACTUALLY NEVER HAD THIS MANY LIKES THANKS SO MUCH

    • @Bluxhiie
      @Bluxhiie 4 роки тому +6

      Panda's Bakery np

    • @seiyarules
      @seiyarules 4 роки тому +4

      Oml

    • @KidZooziE
      @KidZooziE 4 роки тому +2

      Pls subscribe my channel
      You will surely get back please
      Lets grow together
      ua-cam.com/channels/ezChoJrhS2DXyF1AmsAD9Q.html

  • @Lana-mv1ft
    @Lana-mv1ft 5 років тому +41

    Doctor: What happened to you...
    Me: I tried lifting a table after drinking coffee...
    Doctor: Oh god please don't tell me you watched another 5 minute craft video...
    Me: Fine.. I won't tell you I totally watched a 5 minute craft video...

  • @jeopardizerr
    @jeopardizerr 3 роки тому

    Five minute crafts: You should sleep for 7-8 hours
    My insomnia: t r y m e

  • @IzukuMidoriya-eq4ox
    @IzukuMidoriya-eq4ox 3 роки тому +48

    5-minute crafts: nooooo Waking up suddenly is bad for youuu don’t do itttt
    Me, and literally anyone who had to wake up for school: too bad

    • @cutiepie77390
      @cutiepie77390 3 роки тому +1

      I can explain why it’s bad, waking up suddenly causes the heart beat to raise.

  • @RANDOMBOI-ju5gw
    @RANDOMBOI-ju5gw 6 років тому +67

    3:30 so i shouldent sudenly wake up at 7 cause of my alarm and sleep till i decide to wake up(930 to 10) so i can have my principle kick me out of my school?

    • @wikeyda6222
      @wikeyda6222 6 років тому +3

      There is something called sleeping early, my friend.

    • @101germanshepherds6
      @101germanshepherds6 6 років тому +1

      Nice grammar, my friend

    • @wikeyda6222
      @wikeyda6222 6 років тому +2

      @@101germanshepherds6 Aight, my friend.

    • @RANDOMBOI-ju5gw
      @RANDOMBOI-ju5gw 6 років тому +2

      @@wikeyda6222 theres something called i dont want to cause i wanna game my friend

    • @wikeyda6222
      @wikeyda6222 6 років тому +3

      @@feirin1317 my friend, we are using it as a good way to greet others my friend, my friend.

  • @catmeow2863
    @catmeow2863 6 років тому +220

    They said coffie causes depression but the they say it prevents it!!!!! They say coffies bad for you then they say its good!! WHAT THE HECK

  • @metafusion1940
    @metafusion1940 2 роки тому +4

    9:13 you also get this cool thing called hearing loss

  • @jugo6011
    @jugo6011 4 роки тому +43

    Me: Seeing the thumbnail and wondering how I’m still alive if I scratch and bite my fingernails EVERY DAY and “ As you can see I am not dead”-Black Panther

    • @veryraresnurp9073
      @veryraresnurp9073 4 роки тому

      and this aged badlt

    • @reniafelix
      @reniafelix 4 роки тому +2

      if you have the addiction for many many years you can possibly die

    • @zara-hc2tn
      @zara-hc2tn 4 роки тому

      Black Panther died 😔

    • @jugo6011
      @jugo6011 4 роки тому

      UnU I’ve been biting my nails for 7 years

    • @stupidcandies734
      @stupidcandies734 4 роки тому

      UnU I've lived for 8 in a half years (Yes I'm only that old) And I've done that for my whole life. not dead.