PICKING UP GIRLS IN VALORANT💖
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- Опубліковано 8 чер 2024
- When girls play Valorant the female experience of being a gamer girl often garners harassment and toxicity from other Valorant players, so we're here to fix that by showing you how to get a gamer girlfriend the correct way -- especially for the upcoming Valorant Valentine's day
First, we talk in voice chat with the random girl we met. Luckily she was super cool and we joked around about boba tea for a while before Dante started making moves to make her is Valorant gamer girl lover. This experience led me, Oozern, to attempt to steal her heart and love from Dante. All in all, our beloved Valorant gamer girl could not decide between her lovers as each one serenaded her with a lovely song and a heartwarming poem. Since our fellow Valorant gamer girl could not decide which gamer e-boy would be her boyfriend (and her, the girlfriend), we invited her to a discord server "le restaurant" where we had a Discord dinner date and talked about various hilarious topics. This varied from silly jokes and stupid humor to the decision of who would complete her female experience in Valorant (well, now Discord I guess since she's on a Discord dinner date instead of our original date in the Valorant video game). Eventually, the date between gamer girl and gamer guys went wrong so the heartbroken gamer guy (Oozern) went out to search for love somewhere else on Valorant. In his time talking to Valorant gamers in Valorant voice chat, he learned a few things about love. Specifically, the five methods to getting a gamer girlfriend. These ways to talk to a Valorant gamer girl in Valorant voice chat were further tested ON GAMER BOYS! That is pretty much the end of this journey of love.
So, for gamer girls, gamer guys, and hotties alike, I hope you enjoy this Valorant funny moments video sprinkled with funny voice chats, funny interactions with a Valorant girl (and her female experience), and overall VIBE WITH THE HOMIES YAAAA!!! 😁
Timestamps:
0:00 meeting her ♥
0:20 small talk ;)
1:10 the competition!
3:30 ~le restaurant~
5:35 The Five Methods
8:22 important message
Friends in the video▼🙋♂️
▸ItzDante - @ItzDante
▸DcEplayer - / thedceplayer
▸Our beloved gamer girl (Tea) ♥
▸Stray3r -
FOLLOW MY SOCIALS!▼📱
★Twitch - / oozern
★Twitter - / oozern_yt
★Discord - / discord
★TikTok - vm.tiktok.com/KY5XwC - Ігри
😈LEAVE A LIKE OR DANTE AND I ARE SPENDING VALENTINES IN JAIL😈
and apologies for the game audio being funky, it was an impromptu recording since my friends and I were having so much fun 😉
Bro this video is funny as hell
pls tell her discord bro
When you know what a Valentines in jail entails...😏
@@slayndash6077 nah br-
@@slayndash6077 Don't drop the soap or else whitebeard will find you
The tea girl was literally cool enough to go on a discord date like what
Edit: so after 5 months I saw this in my recommendation and then saw the comment section this is the most liked comment.
😂Tea was/is so chill
Got her added on val and disc💀
@@dxoubtful we dont care dawg
@@cobi7179 the fact that you care enough to reply
@@mmq007.1 dont care
"SHES 4!!!!!" that quote literally killed me with laughter 😂😂😂
This vid had me rolling bro
she bad as hell doe
@@pandagaming7087 dawg💀💀
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who said it was a quote 😔
"you've had boba too?"
"what's that?"
💀
😂😂it's so foul
THIS CHANNEL IS A HIDDEN GEM AND I HOPE IT BLOOMS EVEN MORE, THANKS FOR THE LAUGH BOYS
"how old are you"
"old enough"
"well im underage"
"oh shit me too"
"How old are you?"
"Old enough..."
"Well, I'm underage"
"... to go to jail"
THANKS TO THIS VIDEO I HAVE 16 GIRLFRIENDS THANK YOU SO MUCH OOZERN!!
🤝 pleasure to be of service
Donate me 1 :)))
@@shubam1509 bruh😂
@@sickk849 😎😎
@Nazneem
Ty
Actual banger video. Because of this video I now have a girlfriend. Thank you
Tuxy's here too zamn
which method did you use?
wtf ur here?
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i just discovered this channel and I'm bingewatching your videos and you guys are so funny hadn't had a good laugh like that
same
handled like a true gentleman ozone, you have my sub
THIS MAN IS SO UNDERRATED HE DESERVES A MIL SUBS I WAS BURSTING OUT LAUGHING xD
Man you deserve way more than what you're getting rn.
"SHES FOUR YEARS OLD" ItzDante 2022
the fact that you had the social confidence to do this blows my mind, like i could never do this
Haha luckily I’m playing with my friends which makes it a lot easier!
its easy you are behind the screen why thinking too much?
@@t-t8961 I can relate to them, the struggles of being an introvert who can't even talk in game.
"Do u guys want to be looking at any dessert menus?"
Dante: *CHOKES ON BOBA*
4:56
BRO first time seeing this man and he got me laughing so HARDD!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MAN LOVING THE CONTENT!
Bruh this man hade me dying of laughter 😂.
Fact's
Definitely gonna recommend your channel to everyone I know great video. Ps first video of yours I've seen
lmao i was laughing my head of XDDD brill vid!
The way brim just came out of nowhere lol
Wow you are so underrated😨. I got this video randomly recommended and it was so funny to watch. Haven't had so much joy watching a video in a long time, thanks man😀😀
Thank you!
This is the first video I’ve seen about this channel and I was trying not to burst out laughing in class
I love that YT decide to recommended this to me haven't laugh so hard in a while :D
Bro this got me laughing so hard. great vid, I'll use these methods for sure
the peashooter left me weak lol
This made my day lmao
UA-cam didn't even notify on me on this I need more Oozern in my life.
RIP. I’m glad you enjoyed the video tho! Might as well use this comment to notify you that I just uploaded!
***I AM NOTIFICATIONS***
Fuck yeah
The tie tea had me dead asff😭😭
I came across you randomly and I love your videos already man
the underage joke got me laughing so hard, my chair broke xD NEW SUB!!
LOL I BEFORE THE AD I SAW THE TOKYO DRIFT THUMBNAIL AND ALMOST DIED
Love this channel! Makes me laugh everytime lol.
Your underrated my guy Hope to see you blow up more and more your content is funny
Thanks Zymc, I appreciate the support
This is sooo cute and funny, I kinda wish this would happen to me but also would be really nervous if it did haha
yoooo new oozern video
crazzy how this guy rizzing up on valorant without asking the age first
That brimstone making me die lmao
i love dante, hes so funny
Omg, this vid randomly came into my feed and I can't... my sides are still hurting from laughing so much :D
The only youtuber that can make me laugh keep up the work
they are the dudes that we need in valorant
actual recommended W, u earned a sub
Dante: “I DIDNT KNEW!”
This was so funny im dying! I found u in recommended and I dont regret it.
Thank you man!
These videos are unhealthy chaotic
lmfao this had me dying at the bobas in yalls throat part
Bro this is so underrated this is so funny I am literally dying bro keep up the good work!
ayy glad u enjoyed :)
Bro your content so under rated still don't get how you only have 35k subs UA-cam must be burying your channel
There’s no way you have 38k subs this shit is too good you’re so underrated keep up the good work you make your fanbase very happy with these videos
I'm dying from laughing because I saw the Elmo chair hahaha 🤣
I swear bro your videos literally cure depression
i remember when i first subscribed to your YT right after meeting you in a random casual game on R6 and ong since then till now im straight on watching ur videos and never disapointed ong i love your videos keep on going bro
sheeesh I remember you NutBuster, I swear you tuned into a dumb rainbow six siege stream of mine a while ago... I appreciate the support!
the amount of times i watched this is unhealthy
The raze in the start just chillin
The best Valorant content I have ever found lol.
i need tea omg ur so cute from the squid game I can’t stop watching her voicing the doll
First video I have ever watched from your channel earned a sub
glad u enjoyed homie!
Guys this method even works on MEN!!!
the plants vs zombies had me XD
They love the virgin one, it’s gotten so many laughs even a few screenshots, I feel great!
i cracked up so hard keep it up man you the funniest youtuber ive ever met 🤣🤣
Thank you !
this my first time seeing one of ur vids, this vid was funny as hell! new sub homie!
Ayy welcome aboard!
Bro! Your whole ass channel is making my day!
Glad I found your channel, more Val and buddies please
Glad you enjoy! I post every Sunday so I will keep them coming!
The sesame street part made me laugh so much
Bro the Elmo chair had me dying 😭
SAME!! Haha!
love how there is practically no valorant in the video, it makes it amazing
bro your videos make me laugh so hard that i died
I can not not laf. you deserve mill subs
Oozern and Dante trying to catch a case with that last one
Yo ooz this video banged bro nice job
i haven't laughed this hard in a while. LMAO
hahaha glad u liked the vid
THATS SO FRICKIN FUUNY I CANT STOP LAUGHING FR
hehehe glad u enjoyed dude!
yoo i seen this on tiktok, glad i finally found the original vid this is funny asf
it do be bussin XD... New here and love it so much HAHAHA
I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING WHEN HE SAID BALLS ON YOUR THROUGHT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
"i really like uh.. uh the chairs"
One of the funniest vids I've watched from u
🙏🙏
that last part 😂
dude, the ItzDante is a legend
FUNNIEST VID I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE
never subscribed so fast in my life
tysm for the vid dude made my day😂
"Waffles bussin bude"
-Dante
This channel is the most underrated channel every
dante's accent is just so good
Bro i just started watching your vids they are so funny
0:57 that edit had me dying lmao
I wish more guys were like you on Valorant. I want some Thai Tea as well(4:07).
I fell asleep watching this and woke up to the end
Ive never laughed at something so hard before
when he said whats that??!?! i started crying bro
Dang i just got u in my recommendation and u deserve my sub
Thank you !
"lemme get some vodka with some waffles.... AND??? green beans with that!"
i got chills on "le resturaent"
it was too good of a dining experience 👌
"welcome to squid games"...ahh this was satisfying to hear
Eyoooo goood f video it got recommended on my page and finally to check it out u deserve a big subscribe brother
So glad youtube recommended this channel to me
what an ending lmaoooo
damn he turned into berleezy at the end lmao
DANTE MADE THAT VID 10X FUNNIER