Senpai : WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BAT!?! Ayano : I am in the base ball team. Senpai. Senpai : YOU MONSTER!! Ayano : What's wrong with playing baseball- Senpai : GET AWAY FROM ME!!! Ayano : 😐
Imagine Yan-chan's parents coming home and seeing senpai in the basement like that- Yandev should add a cutscene like that where they come home and Ryoba is just standing there all proud then theres the dad who's like "I regret being born"
my mom always told me: "when a bear is chasing you, you don't have to be the fastest, you just have to be faster than the slowest" so when a Yandere chan is about to MURDER you and there is no escape be faster than the slowest... oof
They should add something where you can gasp and say “I got to tell a teacher!” Then they won’t tell the teacher thinking you will do it. Much easier except you can’t be seen
Bijuu mike bitlife miss you play a Donald Trump challenge name your self Donald Trump choose america get married three times and divorce three times have three children be president and don't get impeach or don't commit crime rule office for four years or 8 year
senpai: this has got to be a prank me: wait you mean you did not see the bodys that bijuu left on the ground they are everywhere senpai: i was reading me: so you reading stops you from hearing people scream wow
Well killing someone is positive. If you have a lot if self hate and stress and you just wanna harm yourself, find someone, imagine them as yourself, and kill them
"Flowers" HAHAHAHA Then a person sees you covered in flowers "whY aRe yOu sO bLoOdY?" well, if they see flowers as blood, how come they dont mind the flowers in some places?
Yandere Dev Should add an ending where info chan ends up wanting senpai, and the only reason she helped you was because, she wanted you to do the dirty work for her, Of course that would be a failed ending, plus it's just an idea.
There could be secret cameras owned by info chan that you should desactivate to win if you dont when you kill everyone she will show all the evidence recorded to the police, arrest you, and then have sempai for all for herself
@@rmaluv6763 your prob an gacha lover who thinks she is quirky and thinking being quirky/pyscho is being cool just go get a therapy no one will help you here especially youtube lmao.
I used to love playing this game until my mom banned me from it even though ive seen something much more violent than the game *now i have to wait until im in a dorm or something which is like-* *8 YEARS*
Bijuu Mike, when he first met the gardening club leader: Aww that's so sad. This is the one character I'll never kill! Bijuu Mike, to the gardening club leader now: Don't worry, I'll use you as fertilizer.
Tip in the middle of the video: Student councils don't attack when they are scared,when you have Low sanity that's a great tip hope you remember it next time! Edit: also they go to a hallway and look around scared when all of the teachers are dead
@@gamingwithgamerpie Asking for a correction isn't needed as I don't know everything and anything to know who is able to tell the difference between "your" and "you're". Because there are people who don't know and the amount of individuals who make this mistake can easily prevent someone from assuming everyone is doing it on purpose.
Sometimes when I play Yanderee sim I just think...."SENPAI WHEN THE HECK ARE YOU EVER GONNA FRICKIN BE WITH ME.... I'VE LITTERALY BEEN PLAYIN FOR YEARS...." TvT
Senpai: This is a joke right?
Ayano: I'm very serious senpai, more serious than Kubzcouts atempting to beat the ABC challenge
Wolfie Morgan HAHAHA
Wolfie Morgan lol
Thats pretty serious if u ask me
Senpai: holy sh-
well kubz scout almost finish abc challenge
Senpai: (standing around corpses)
Also senpai: *"something's wrong, I can feel it."*
LOL
AHAHA THIS LITERALLY MADE ME LAUGH
TCZT lol
✨ *F* ✨ *e* ✨ *e* ✨ *l* ✨
Senpai: I can feel it, but I can't see it. I'm an idiot.
Me: Yes, your are.
Senpai: I don’t like you.
Ayano: *Plays the coffin dance music*
What happened to just some guy with a mustache *cries*
AAAAHHHHAAHAHA
Just Some Guy without a Mustache even here, you’re joking
Hello again.
52nd time seeing you this month
Let's just appreciate that "Choking Kokona" has it's own voice actor.
Wait what
69 likes
Lol haha
and Dying Male student 🤣
@@devvskink rllyyy hot
I love how the martial arts club literally *waited* for their turn to try and stop you
Lol true
True
"hmm...we CAN overpower her if we all attack at the same time, but....NAH, LETS JUST ALL DIE!"
Wait how did you do that the waited one
@@euanahh5448 put * around the word
* waited *
*waited*
When you’ve been trying to get scrub of the day for more than 3 years:
Ah yes ... Most of uf 😂
This needs more likes i- I laughed so hard tho xD
I've tried as well and haven't gotten it.
exactly. Bijuu. We're starving. We're so hungry. 1 scrub of the day = 3 meals a day
M o o d
Senpai: what a beautiful day
Strange girl: love me or die
*"No u."*
@@anormalhumanbeing8608 strange girl: ah, I can't say no to that
Literally yandere simulator in a nutshell
@@chiakinanami9002 I just finished watching a gameplay of danganronpa and this does not sit well for me lol :'>
@@milkshakeyaoiyaoiyay3368 Oh no! Someone caught me
Senpai : WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BAT!?!
Ayano : I am in the base ball team. Senpai.
Senpai : YOU MONSTER!!
Ayano : What's wrong with playing baseball-
Senpai : GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Ayano : 😐
Bahahahahahaahhahahahaah
IKR XD
@ツAimixx yeah xd
THIS MADE ME WHEEZE SO HARD XD
💀💀💀
He didn’t notice that choking Kokona has its own voice actor-
Yan Dev: Ok so hm we still need a professional voice actor that specializes in making choking noises-
@@bluezircon1432 Lmao I died-
Omfg u need scrub of the day for pointing this out.
for real they need a whole other person for that XD
@@bluezircon1432-insert lenny face here-
Yandere: *kills in front of senpai*
Senpai: “wait something’s wrong why so quiet?”
I was looking for this comment XD
@@kzcreationzmore me 2 X3
@@kzcreationzmore Same
I never knew what this comment meant until now Lol
Oh god-666......
Game: You gotta kill everybody to get this ending.
Info-chan: *laughs in invincible.*
Also Genka, Raibaru, and headmaster
And all the people not in the game yet
@@cheungsookching4697 so
Osana
Amai
Kizana
Oka
Asu
Muja
Mida
Osoro
Hanako
And Megami?
XD
Lol
Yan-chan: **kills the whole school**
Senpai: "wait somethings wrong..."
Yan-chan: **aggressively sweats**
Whole school tons of blood 😁
@@Chuyitis y know u can have them toga
@@Chuyitis the school address is ****-****-**
@@1stellarr **-**-**
Senpai: WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Yan-Chan: Ummmmmm it’s not what it looks like…… you seen tomato sauce before right…… senpai:YOU KILLED HER
Senpai: stay back GET AWAY
Yan Chan: -snap-
Ayano: **breathes**
Student Council: "Hmm..."
*s u s p i c i o u s...*
Sarah Gnav _l e t ‘ s p e p p e r s p r a y h e r_
@@sarahgnav6243 Ayano: "No it's not-"
I was just walking into the class and the four was like "H m m m . . . S h e ' s w e i r d" ;-;
Lol
Imagine Yan-chan's parents coming home and seeing senpai in the basement like that-
Yandev should add a cutscene like that where they come home and Ryoba is just standing there all proud then theres the dad who's like "I regret being born"
"oh hello father!"
"hi kid... what's that in teh basement?"
"uh... nothing?"
"WHO IS THAT MISSY?"
"i can explain-"
@@cozmic_cyanide lol
Yanchan lives alone I thought?
@@kevinkilimnik4715 well the parent go out somewhere they wanna have some "privacy thing" you know :/
Senpai is in the basement*
Yan-Chan: Mother look what I did!
Ryoba: Sniff* I’m so proud ;w;
Dad: How could this happen to me? I made my mistake
After killing a dozen of people
the school: *E X P E L L E D*
Me after killing a dozen of people:
Yay
School: *EXPELLED*
Missing part: FROM LIFE
Go to jail...SHE NEEDS TO GO TO JAIL AFTER KILLING EM!!
@@anaanaya7672 bro it’s just a game
@@Mikeytheneonexactly
Senpai: literally sees Ayano killing everyone in front of him
Also Senpai: wait...why's it so quiet? Where did everyone go?
Ayano: looks at Senpai
Senpai: your being weird! Stop it!
@@harryjamespotter8793 lol thats what it be like sometimes ;-;
my mom always told me:
"when a bear is chasing you, you don't have to be the fastest, you just have to be faster than the slowest"
so when a Yandere chan is about to MURDER you and there is no escape be faster than the slowest...
oof
Yandere chan is a bear confirmed
Um idk understand...I guess I'm slow lol😂
Lol ......
Then be faster than the new slowest
lm sooooooooo swol :
Luna Stargaze
Ha ha ya! And turn around to tell the teacher lol 😂
Ayano:"kills an entire school"
Ryoba: That's my girl
Ayanos dad: what did I raise
Hehe
Her mom was like
that I-
kxttyg1rL Nah
Mom: *heheh... that’s my girl ayano,*
What would her mom really think and her dad
kxttyg1rL her mom is a yandere xD
Ayano: *Murder's literally everyone*
Senpai/Taro: *Chuckles* I'm in danger
Dang zero replies wth
I can only hope that we aren't like this by the time quarantine's over
Quarantine is over in Greece
I mean, you never know. Just have to have some "hope".
@@lydiapanourgia4852 TwT
Don't worry I won't be like that when qratine ends
*I already snapped~~*
No promises.
When Thanos doesn't like how it's going and he decides to Snap.
Lol
Star Yuuki When “Daddy” Razz doesn’t like his subs calling him Daddy so he puts on a thanos costume.
XD
i know
@[Insert eye roll] even numbers are to perfect
Taro: "Where is everyone...?"
They flew to France and took off in a spaceship to Mars, Taro.
Senpai finding out Ayano is a killer
Senpai after so much years: and that’s how I met your mother
Kids: 😨😱😧
Really?
Ayano: Do you like me?
Senpai: The answer is in your name AyaNO.
Ayano: Die
Ayano: death or death?
Senpai: it was at this moment senpai knew
He f*cked up
Yandere simulator Obsesed easy answer no
There's also "aYAno"
@@feenle1828 i choose or
@@wht2466 well we ran out of or
Yandere chan: kills somebody
Flowers: let us introduce ourselves!
Y O U
M E A N
O O F E D
?
!
?
!
?
Alpha Lazer omg pewdiepie did comment on my most recent vid
Howdy! I'm Flowey the flower!
@@flushysalt9714 omg no one asked.
@@NoOne-bl9ez
Eh...
You're right...
*he a liar*
They should add something where you can gasp and say “I got to tell a teacher!” Then they won’t tell the teacher thinking you will do it. Much easier except you can’t be seen
that's a good idea, honestly.
you're big brain
Yes, And maybe they think that you carry a corpse to the infirmary or something?
That's really a good idea but Yandere Dev won't do anything
@@martuu6834 So, why? 🤔
Menna Mohsin bcuz sadly he doesn't care too much about his fans ideas :(
Ayano: can sneak attack takedown and disembowel a 5’10” grown woman
Also Ayano: gets pimp slapped and knocked unconscious by a little hair spray
Thats actually pepper spray 😗
I've pepper sprayed myself cuz I was curious.... NEVER DO IT
WoW . lollipop. 3AM .1234567890
4AM
Uhm, pepper spray in the eyes hurts.
Pepper spray hurts like hell, I wouldnt laugh at it
Kubz Scouts: **the master at winning the key spamming game**
Bijuu: *teach me your ways oh great one*
Senpai: mmmfmfmrmffm
Ayano: Ahh, hes so hot!
*Bijuu Mike is BACK with his COFFEE GUYS. You can’t miss coffee!*
UwU
Yas
Coffee gang yuhhh
*yEp.*
Bijuu mike bitlife miss you play a Donald Trump challenge name your self Donald Trump choose america get married three times and divorce three times have three children be president and don't get impeach or don't commit crime rule office for four years or 8 year
Student council:*sees Ayano*
That one kid in the school that knows among us: AYANO SUS
“AYANO VENTED! AYANO VENTED SHE’S IMP”
"Where is everyone...?"
They decided to take a trip to Mount Everest.
Diamond Noodlez *they went to the magical cloud kingdom*
They were quarantined
@Tom, The Gobbler Of Worlds And Chickens oh my god 😂😂😂
And then all decided screw it and jumped off Mount Everest...
They see the top, and can never get back down
This is why i hate senpai he says STAY BACK instead of running
Yeah and the male rivals are SOOOO much hotter then him like make one of THEM our senpai
@@anlydaly5726 you know you can choose how senpai looks, right?
"* gasp * She's gonna telllllll!" Quote every kindergartner ever XD
Student council are kindergarteners confirmed! *Not Clickbait*
. . . *the prophecy is true*
Me:watches this at 4am
Mom:comes in after hearing yandere laugh
Me:😃👍
Totally not watching a crazy lady kill everyone 😃👌
U good buddy?
You(?): **chuckles** *I'm in danger*
No one:
The teacher: pushes ayano while calling police
Biju mike: your great at multi tasking
XxSunny DaysxX
yes
XD
Youre
@XxSunny DaysxX you're is short for you are.
@XxSunny DaysxX your shows ownership
senpai: this has got to be a prank
me: wait you mean you did not see the bodys that bijuu left on the ground they are everywhere
senpai: i was reading
me: so you reading stops you from hearing people scream wow
Senpai: *YES*
"Alright, last student."
Captions : *"Alright, last due date."*
Really?
It said: last two days
@@Vhizz125 yes for me too
Imagine going to school and the first thing you see is dead bodies and ayano killing one of the teachers, that would be scary asf
Yan-chan: *kills everybody*
Senpai: I'm in danger.
Your right she did
Yes, he is.
beegee: tries to kill someone
young jenny: *drumming intensifies*
XD
young jenny xd 😂
52nd time seeing you here
@@yanfeimain9327 who
Bijuu got the "power"
"Green man with power"
"Young Midoriya on crack for the first time"
Hello fellow MHA fan
Were you the person in the omegal video?
I AM BIJUU MAN!!!
Imagine instead of deku it was Bijuu mike-
"Eat this" - All Might
Yan-chan: **kills**
Girl: **lands in flowers**
Mike: You can be a fertilizer
*_S T O N K S_*
E
E
E
E
E
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Mike: When am I not stupid?
Easy, when he decided to make his youtube videos. Duh
Easy. When he decided to make his youtube videos. Duhhh
When u expect urself to be stupied but.. your not..
STOPPPPP THESE COMMENTS
Why do I have so many likes tho-
"Positive vibes in this channel only"
*says while killing a student* 😂
Well killing someone is positive. If you have a lot if self hate and stress and you just wanna harm yourself, find someone, imagine them as yourself, and kill them
What do you mean? He was just cleaning the flowers off of them.
Delinquent: You think you can take me?
Literally every dead person: Yes. She can.
Edit: apparently my pfp is cursed
Oh god your profile picture feels so wrong
Why does your pfp make me so uncomfortable
your pfp scares me
random yuotuber good! That means it’s working!
Swords don’t stack...
*im uncomfortable*
Senpai: "What a wonderful and beautiful school!"
Yan Chan: Kill murderer the hole entire school and smile at Senpai.
Sempai: "Who the f*ck are you!"
Yeah right
Senpai you notice the dead bodies around you, right?
The game: murder EVERYBODY. KIDNAP SENPAI.
End credits: happiness and rainbows
I don’t like happiness.
“Stay Back!”
Also Senpai:Doesn’t care about people who have knifes*
Because it’s completely normal in this school
Bijuu : “good old-fashioned yandere”
YT captions : “good old-fashioned yawn Jerry”
Close enough yt
The thing that really gets me, and you can see it in the credits, that choking Kokona has her own voice actor 😆
22:00 omg that’s just... I don’t know why but it just made me so happy ....
look at how happy mike is omg
I know!😁
No one:
Literally no one:
Ayano:*Laughs while covered in “fLoWeRs*
XD
"Flowers" HAHAHAHA
Then a person sees you covered in flowers
"whY aRe yOu sO bLoOdY?"
well, if they see flowers as blood, how come they dont mind the flowers in some places?
Yandere Dev Should add an ending where info chan ends up wanting senpai, and the only reason she helped you was because, she wanted you to do the dirty work for her,
Of course that would be a failed ending, plus it's just an idea.
There could be secret cameras owned by info chan that you should desactivate to win if you dont when you kill everyone she will show all the evidence recorded to the police, arrest you, and then have sempai for all for herself
thats a really good idea doe
I didn't think anyone actually noticed this comment
@@alljustforamoment ikr!?!
I like this idea
Ayano : *Giggles *
One of the student council members : “Hmm”
Welcome back to young Jenny simulator-
Welcome back to Tom Jerry simulator-
Welcome back to tan Jerry simulator-
@Allieplayz _roblox oh yes-
Welcome back To Schoolgirls Simulator-
and sherry simulator
don't forget sherry :((
@@vonKasa REEEEE-
I keep forgetting
Osana: *being the first rival cause she basically has senpai*
Ayano: I”m about to end this mans career
O_O
@@nomotorimo WOman
So osana is a man now?
Taro: Tied up and struggling*
Bijuu: :D
I will do that (de le smilin) if I where Ayano...
Am I a psychopath or not?
@@rmaluv6763 your prob an gacha lover who thinks she is quirky and thinking being quirky/pyscho is being cool just go get a therapy no one will help you here especially youtube lmao.
@@nezukochan1119 Wut u mean?
WHY IS EVERYONE HATING ON GACHA?!?
@@aggressivelychangesuseraga5664 yeah gacha isn't bad bit some of the people that use gacha are pretty nasty
Ayano :walking minding her own business
Student counsil: hmmm suspicious
Bijuu Mike: "It's a lot harder than you think."
Kubz Scouts: *Hold my knifu*
Yandere dev: you have to kill the whole school to get the ending Bijuu: Hold my coffee because this is a family friendly channel
13th subscriber
Parents: What's are you watching?
Me: Oh just watching someone casually kill everyone for a boyfriend. Nothing much really.
I used to love playing this game until my mom banned me from it even though ive seen something much more violent than the game
*now i have to wait until im in a dorm or something which is like-*
*8 YEARS*
RIP
F
F
F + RIP
Bijuu Mike, when he first met the gardening club leader: Aww that's so sad. This is the one character I'll never kill!
Bijuu Mike, to the gardening club leader now: Don't worry, I'll use you as fertilizer.
Mike: *playes yandere simulator
Everyone in the comments: *cracks knuckles* the danganronpa vid is at 30k likes mike
“I’m sorry I’m just really stupid right now! Well I mean I’m always stupid but like when I have coffee..”
*the demon of yandere will be released.*
Ayano: *Breathing*
Legit all of the Student council: *"S U S P I S I C O U S"*
Senpai: ah, help
Yan-Chan: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Bijuu Mike: "I'm gonna need the help from the demons"
Me: I have been summoned.
Amajiki Tamaki lmao ikr
Tamaki, you are cute bean :3
@@mars4894 I now claim you as my friendo
Amajiki Tamaki, yay I'm now not alone qwq
Tamaki, nooo you’re not a demon 🥺❤️
When you hear a Japanese word :
"I know that !"
- Isaac • Foster - I’m actually learning Japanese 😊
@@toxicwaste9731 Good for you 👍🏻
“If you dont do it ur screwed.” -Bijuu Mike 2020
Mike: * *makes a video he worked hard on* *
Me: this needs more attention.. it’s a good content 🤦♀️
Senpai: Where is everyone?
Me: In their houses because of Covid
best comment
True
I can't wait until the covid-19 is over
Who else missed when he said “if u missed last episode, screw you!” I miss it alot TwT
I mean, there is actually even a song mentioning it...
I missed 3 years a yan sim and when I say I had to find where I left off
Tip in the middle of the video: Student councils don't attack when they are scared,when you have Low sanity that's a great tip hope you remember it next time!
Edit: also they go to a hallway and look around scared when all of the teachers are dead
"Everytime they see a dead body, they have to cal the police" How dare they Bijuu? Who rings the police at a dead body? Haahaha
Bijuu: *i need the help from the demons*
Me: I'm always happy to help 👍🏻
senpai: sees yan chan kill a person
also senpai: where is everybody?
also also sanpai: no your JOKING!
me: -_- O_O -_- are ya blind?
*you're joking...
@@HaHaHaHolowence yeah thx for correction but now I am now using NASA's satellites to find out who asked for a correction
@@gamingwithgamerpie Asking for a correction isn't needed as I don't know everything and anything to know who is able to tell the difference between "your" and "you're".
Because there are people who don't know and the amount of individuals who make this mistake can easily prevent someone from assuming everyone is doing it on purpose.
Guys stop. Chan is not a part of the name in japanese. It's used as a suffix kind.
Everyone settle down.
I love how the student council is more dangerous than the teachers
Honestly why didnt megami make the principal give the teachers pepper spray
Bijuu: I need the help the power of the demons.
Me: *Thinks of Laurenzside*
Lauren: IM WITH THE DEMONS!!!
Me: why am i thinking this!?!?
Azeri misin :D
Senpai: ( exists )
Rivals: ( exist )
Ayano: I’m going to need the help from the demons
What rivals?
Ray Firewood Osana, Amai, Kizana, etc
Ray Firewood Osana, Amai, Kizana, etc
@@andromeda_is_rad Ah, THESE rivals! I forgot about their existence for a second. ^^
Ray Firewood
I forget everything all the time QwQ
You’re fine!
Mike: "If I had a nickel for every time I was being dumb, I would not have to be SMART to make alot of money"
Me: *Clap*Clap*
Me: sees this comment
Also me: *Clap Clap*
Ayano: *kills everybody*
Senpai: Haha, I'm in *danger*
Hey can we be freinds
Mike: hi sisters, bye sisters
* *james charles pops up* *
Me: * *threw my phone across the room* *
*James Charles has entered the chat*
Sakura toast:3 how do you get that font
@@suzieseifried3617 what do u mean what is font:3
@@I.Lovecatzalot Font is the way to type something, for example, you used a *bold* Font.
@@imveryunoriginallol8683 oh itz ez just put this * and then put it it de end thing u be saying
Bijuu mike: *kills someone*
Bijuu Mike right after: okay save time SAVE TIME!
Taro: "Where is everyone?"
Me: "They're in quarintine."
Hmmm you stole someones comment already buttttttttttttt k =v=
lol 😂
Boi aint nobody got time for stealin comments
Stolen comment lol
Stolen
I love how your intro is the cutest thing ever and the games you play are...
Senpai: where is everyone
Me: they are at their houses because of QuArAnTiNe for 2 weeks
Anime Lover 07 I’ve been in Quarantine for 5 or 6 weeks
@@sneakiepeakie6824 lve been in quarantine for almost 3 months lol
2 weeks? Im in quarantine for till September aka next year :(
IM IN QUARANTINE FOR LIKE A YEAR LMAO
@@sunny-yk1dx same 7w7
0:40
That was legit PERFECT TIMING
GG Game. GG.
Gryff_Playzz YT It legit wasn’t
@@thehow8713 Well It was pretty on par.
No one:
UA-cam captions: “yawn Dari simulator”
XD
*''Yarn Derry Simulator.''*
the things ayano does for love.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand yandere dev toke it out waaa waa... Ugh...
he’s censoring the clip like nobody’s seen the ending yet.
I haven't :p
I did
trippy clown I agree
I haven't
Yeh i've seen it already
00:40 damn the backround and his talk about the genocide ending matched perfectly
Yeah
I like how they're polite and wait in line lmao
Nobody:
No one:
Well maybe someone.. oh wait.. still no one:
Mike: i SaVeD iT!
Sometimes when I play Yanderee sim I just think...."SENPAI WHEN THE HECK ARE YOU EVER GONNA FRICKIN BE WITH ME.... I'VE LITTERALY BEEN PLAYIN FOR YEARS...." TvT
For I phat second I thought senpai was bijuu and I just 👀
OMG EVERYBODY LET’S CELEBRATE
*UA-cam CAPTIONS ACTUALLY GOT „YANDERE SIMULATOR” RIGHT*
To Journalist
"I'm sorry for scaring you but I didn't know being seen would cost me my life"
From Ayano