Funny Facebook Statuses IX
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2023
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*_"And that's what you get, you shouldn't be eating expired meat"_* IS CRAZYYYY! WHAAAAT?! 😭😭😭
Lol, I read this right when he said it 🤣🤣🤣
Facts that sh*t is nasty asf💀😭😭
0:38
I see Mitch, I click.
Ditto ❤
I click.
And that’s real shit
Its really just that simple lol
STAT!!! 😂🤣💀🫶🏽
"Rub yo coochie and sniff your hand cuz u got bigger 🐟 to fry." I'm dead. For the guys it's probably "you got bigger sausages to grill"
I'm convinced mitch spends all his time between uploads getting his lungs back together after he does that loud burst at the end.
I always wonder if it's intentional or not. But still funny as hell 😂
That final laugh! That's what we are all here for.
Just reading what you said and hearing his laugh in my head got me laughing already and I'm only at the 3 minute mark😂😂😂😭😭😭
“yo tax be ready ten minnud”💀💀💀
Going through a horrible time right now but Mitch always makes things better
Same here,hugs.
Fighting hard working to feed kids while everything is so pricey. I hope what is going on with your life starts to shift to a better direction. God Bless!
I wouldn't say horrible but things suck rn. Hope ya'll get some relief in the best way possible.
Stay up, player!
💚🍀 Get well soon 🍀💚
Friend: *tells a joke that's not even that funny*
Mitch: *insert ultimate power drill-wheeze followed by his iconic ending laugh* (4:03 had me dead XD)
The last laugh in every video man... A long wheeze followed by a laugh supernova and it's like his laugh is on top of another smaller wheezy laugh
Seriously
"Instead of saying #1 or #2 for the bathroom I'm going to call it a R. Kelly or Amber Heard" 🤣
The dudes in here searching for Alexius Atkins..... Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Placenta perm"? I'm screaming 🤣🤣
Never a dull moment with Mitch!
@michaelpeeples7746 Facts!
Mentally Mitch Never Disappoints ❤😂
That horse one got so many layers to it 🤣🤣🤣
I swear, the internet is undefeated 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I swear🤣
Did Mitch just called Cougar couchie expired meat? ... That's just nasty! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro said expired meat 😂
I’m cryiiiing!🤣
That wheeze at the end tho 😂😂
For the lady who wants a horse in her house. I think she meant she wants to do things with said horse since they are pretty well-endowed
Deer Park is a city Southeast of Houston. Its where a lot of refineries are, and the water IS terrible.
Part 9? Damn, can’t believe we’ve gotten this far
I think the counter ruins everything .. I don’t want to know when Mitch is gonna lose his shit, I want that surprise and the additional kudos if that’s the one I lost it at 🥺🥺🤨
This is great feeback! I'll keep it in consideration going forward.
@@MentallyMitch I think you could just put the number and not show out of how many
@@spencervirens yes that makes sense!
The surprise: 🍆 😂😂😂😂😂
You know it's funny when Mitch makes the sound like somebody ran up and hit him. Making all the air leave his body. This video brightened my shitty day.
my mouth gaped so wide hearing the expired meat joke, my jaw got kinda stuck and had to fix it and I got scared for 0.1 seconds lol
Coming through in the clutch on this early school release day... I needed a good laugh to put a battery in my back so I can make it to bedtime. Thanks, Mitch!👍
Haley woke up and chose violence 😆
Missed The Funny Facebook Statuses Videos!
Same! It had been a good while.
Come out of hospital today after some shoulder examinations/tests and achy all over. Your content really helps brighten a day 💜
Hope that you're doing better 💜💜💜💜
@@mimi45961 Aww thank you 🥺 Shoulder has healed up nicely! Just waiting on test results! Hope you have a lovely day ^.^
Damn , an R. Kelly or Amber Heard! That’s a blunt truth 🤣🤣🤣☠
I'm a simple man.. I see... I click......I laugh..... I happy.... carry on my man....
"Doubles as a good hand warmer" 🤪🤣😂
"a bigger horse might bust down your walls...."
I'm pretty sure that she wants her walls busted down.
The R. Kelly and Amber Heard one had me doing a spit-take 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:14 put respect on Deer park water😂. That shit hit different😩
Man, if that singles mother one of the truest things. That hit me to close to home🤣🤣🤣
Folding clothes, listening to this, I was wondering if I'd be able to tell which one he'd lose it on but that last one was definitely the winner 😄
Instant day lift! Love to get his notifications!
You're the best!
2:27 woah woah woah she is wild 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My absolute go 2 fav creator that can make me laugh & pull a muscle at the same time luv ya Mitch thanx 4 many yrs of belly laughs & side splitting humor ur comic relief in these crazy days❣️✌️💯
I literally wait for the last 30 seconds of the videos, cause the brother Mitch always keeps the biggest laugh to last 😂🐐😂
3:52 She was definitely looking forward to the damaged walls 😈
"Alexis my ghud!!!" Sent me 😂😂😭
My mans almost ran out of breath 🫁! 😂
" so bella from twilight can love 2 guys and its romantic but when I do it I'm a ho" damn😭😂
I love how he added the number of memes to go b4 the big laugh🤣🤣
3:24 Bro admitted to attempted murder 😂😂😭😭
Just when we needed him most...wait, he's been posting regularly or a minute. NEVERMIND!
The horse one🤣🤣🤣🤣
ikr the horse one WAS WILD... be damaging more than just the walls 💀
Please keep doing the big belly laughs. They make my day 😄💕
alexuis atkins is done for the month🤣🤣🤣🤣2:40
I can always depend on Mitch for a side splitter 😂🤣😭
I love that the hardest laugh is usually at the end of the video haha
That fish joke🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤣
I done choked mid cough on the last one😂😂😂
Ran over quickly to see this 🤣🤣 happy to see full video 😍
Lmfao 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Yo Mrs. Jackson is
🎶Nasty 🎶
The best thing has returned
Thank you bro 🤩
You’re welcome boss!
The last one was a good comeback 😂😂😂
mentally miitch is legend for real been watching his youtube videos since one day
OOOOOO, MITCH IS BACKKKKKK, LETS GOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️
You've got bigger fish to fry!! 🥴🥴🥴😫😫🤣🤣
Lmfao!! These edits are the F****n Buisness!!! 🤣😂🙆🏽♀️ 👏🏽👍🏽Shit if the baby is broke , that says a lot about the mama or daddy. I’m going to use the R Kelly and Amber Herd from now on. 🤯😵💫🤣😂🙆🏽♀️
😂 love your videos
I’m in tears laughing 😂 thank you
Last one was HARSH! But all too funny!
❤️ u Mitch!!! You make my day!!
Ayye you definitely need a Hayley on your team 🤣🤣🤣
That last one had me knocked outttttt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo I swear that last meme 😭😭😭
Dat daaaaa laugh always get me
I’m currently taking an Amber Heard RN
EXPIRED MEAT🤣🤣🤣🤣
That last one broke me 😂😂😂😂😂
0:46
*Yo tac be readie tenminute*
I love the final 😂
3:59 this one had me dying. Damn son! SAVAGE!!!!!🫵🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That twilight shi is valid 💀💀💀💀 only in fairy tales vampire and a damn wolf
He’s not wrong. Dasani water be tasting like Nickles and battery acid
This is so funny!! 🤣
😂😂🤣🤣 the fourth one had me dying
0:34 SHOULDNT BE EATING EXPIRED MEAT😭😭😭
0:39
0:38
*And that's what you get. You shouldn't be eating expired meat!*
Ayo! What?!
Let’s get Mitch 3k more subscribers guys❤
Let's go he deserves it!!
Hayley outta pocket with that last one!
Yea, I need this today
Babe wake up Mitch posted, you’re free anti depressants are here!
That last one from Hayley 😂
I hate everybody responsible for this!! 😂😂😂
Girl said she throw dudes legs behind they head
dudes in the comment section: Eww you nasty
Also dudes in her Dm: So you serious about that.
THAT LAST ONE BWOY 🤪
I’m watching twilight now!🤣🤣🤣
Placenta perm… I cannot breathe😮💨
I bet your real laugh is just as great
You should do a funniest UA-cam comments compilation
Great suggestion!
It's crazy how hot that McDonald's pie gets so hot in the middle😑😂
The first status reminds me of this audible book I listened to the other night,
called, Go The F**k To Sleep , narrated by Samuel L Jackson 😂
It's a 6 min listen for parents that deal with those children that be fighting bed time
Hayley for the win🤣🤣🤣
i surrender to you mitch, i honestly will not survive a do not laugh challenge with your videos because i will die trying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. 👍🙏📿
Always the last one