90s Time Traveler Discovers Social Distancing
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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The time traveling reporter has reached March 2020 and he does NOT like what he sees.
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Hi there hello please stay home if you can!
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hello hi
Hey man, I didn’t know if you knew, but there seems to be like a lot of people that look exactly like you, I don’t know if there’s like some cloning going on here...
I'll subscribe but only if you send me back to 1995!!!
More, I WHANT MORE. and...hi?
Time Traveling Reporter is one of the many confused homeless people who were told to stay home.
"They won't let me into the McDonalds play place"
This has been a problem for me even before the quarantine
Hol up
@@knowbody6327 ready for the next episode
@@bumblebee7547 smoke weed everyday
Oh holy sh*t
Billy Joel Doop, Doop, Doo-Doo-Doo-Doop, Doop, Doop, Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doop.
"It's said to go on for months"
Funny how pessimism of the past can sound so optimistic in retrospect
This comment aged well. Still going 😭
Make that years :/
Whoops!
@@putzthewondersloth Whoopsie!
"15 days to flatten the curve"
I like how every time the 90’s ryan asks about his death in 2004 the one in the future changes the subject, very suspicious
Lol same too funny
THUN THUN THUUUUN surprised Pikachu face
Yeah so anyways, 2020 sucks right?
It’s true I saw future Ryan kill past Ryan in 2004 it was very grusome
Gruesome
*Everybody celebrating New Years Eve in 2019:* “Why do I hear boss music?”
SirSethery new decade new boss new diseases
Hopefully the Princess is in this castle...
SirSethery ha ha!! ALL your base are belong to (Vir)us!!
And then he did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day
I keep saying 2020 started off in a bang. It’s the 3rd month and it just doesn’t stop.
2020, if you can hear me: CALM THE F DOWN. We got 9 more months to deal with you.
Life in a nutshell: I don’t like it here
Nuts belong in a nutshell not life. But hey, you learn to deal.
you, i like you
That unborn soul from Pixar's Soul was right.
There are solutions.
Yeah, one guy orders the _wrong soup_ and the whole planet melts down!
"judging by the amount of toilet paper that's in the shops, people seem to just be sh**ing them selves" 😂😂😂
And the correct answer involved Cetaphil.
I still don't understand why everyone bought so much toilet paper 😓
@@jossposs3400 they wanted to make paper airplanes out of different materials to save trees. ;)
@@jossposs3400 Neither do I. It really seems like one of the least practical things to hoard. Especially since you're going to have to head to the store, where you can buy more, when you run out of food anyway.
Irrational. I can live without toilet paper (use a wet washcloth) but cannot live without food. I hoarded dry goods & lived off them
.
My life: "I am not exactly sure, but nobody wants to get within 6 feet of me."
I dont think I've ever actually seen him within 6 feet of another human....
You get use to it.
@@tklkw OH? Then how did he punch ...him...self... 🤔
Ahem. Pardon me. It appears my brain exploded.
Yeah but this time we have a better excuse
@@kamenraider1175 You say that, but once this all blows over, people are gonna keep using that "fake coughing" cop-out like there's some kinda pandemic going around.
Government: stay at home
Introverts: super easy barely an inconvenience
Right after writing this, you realized you were trapped with some extroverts and went crazy like everyone else.
@@faethe000 Extroverts are TIGHT
As an introvert,
I miss my friends. i'm not joking Am I an introvert or extrovert? Why do I miss going outside? HELP! I NEED SOMEBODY! NOT JUST ANYBODY! YOU KNOW I NEED SOMEONE! HEEELP(Beatles reference)!
@@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband introverts aren't antisocial. That's right.
Literally me
"People are mad at some dummies in Florida"
"Business as usual there"
Comedy gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I dont get it
FLORIDAMAN
@@jericagraceestose7711 pepedumb
Some things never change.
Sounds like a Tosh joke. He loves ripping on Florida.
Me: things will get better
2020: aww he's optimistic, that's adorable
Me in 2019: yea 2020 will still have the same effect.
Me in 2020: whelp fUCk me side ways then.
2020 does not care how you feel
"it is only 15 people, it is only as bad as the flu, so it will be down to 0 in a week, it is going to be a miracle" - Trump.
@@MsDogleaf neither does people
@Vasilijan Nikolovski many good celebrities died apparently in 2016
"This is set to go on for months and the bars are closed"
One year later...
And another year later...
@@JS19190monkey pox enters the chat....
@@JS19190 We're ok now, it's not gone ... but it's basically forgotten.
The time machine isn't really broken. They just don't want the coronavirus getting loose in other time periods.
smart lol
That’s actually a really interesting concept for a book.
That's the plot of the second Andromeda Strain adaptation.
@Balance of The hill Plot twist: He tries to fix the time machine himself but crosses the wrong wires and winds up in the middle ages. He spreads COVID to a flea and inadvertently fulfills The Black Death.
Someone did a theory on it, here you go!ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
"I am not exactly sure, but nobody wants to get within 6 feet of me."
My dating life back in high school and university.
And now
My whole life
thats not cuz of covid, its the trekkie thing, a pain i know all too well
You are hott
I always tried and now its even harder
The ridiculousness of having to wait for a time machine to show up because it needs to be fixed first 😂
Well if time travel were in fact a reliable means of transit, everyone would be doing it all the time. You think things are messed up know, woo-hoo, just wait 'till they start messing with the old space-time continuum.
@@terrorcop101 i always wondered how one would even notice the spacetime continuum being messed with… cuz like wouldn’t our memories change in accordance with the new timeline?
Maybe people ARE messing with the timeline right now, but we are inside the timeline so we don’t even notice.
🐸
@@leahl5007 Eh, would explain why I'm often certain that I read something one way only to check back and it's something else entirely.
*"... have a drink, wait for this to blow over."*
I see what you did there.
Huh?
@@luistowersssits a shawn of the dead movie quote
Ryan is pretty big brain
Ryan George is particularly suited to prosper right now because he plays basically every character in all of his sketches, including the extras in crowds.
He still has to stay 6 feet away from himself at all times though.
@@Alexanderiii *ripping and tearing noises
This is the first 1 of his videos that made me laugh - the bit about toilet paper!
I'm sure that green screen of his will prove to be the investment of a lifetime!
Well, I don't think he played Princess Jasmine that one time
If he did, I'm thoroughly impressed
Get me on that time machine asap. I want out too.
The year isn't particularly bad.
@@silverletter4551 Australia was on fire, covid19, my dad had a heart attack, his ear drum burst, Karen’s , kobi died and so much fricking more
@@danyalmalik3972 Oh and now a war is happening. In case you wanted more toppings on your shit sandwich.
"I am completely confused with life in 2020."
Me too brother, me too.
“And you die in 2004”
“Oh PLEASE help me not to do that”
This has aged better than wine.
~ Happy 2021 Everyone!
yeah...happy
@@stopmationscreations1873 so happy
still going on
The Omicron variant has entered the chat 😬
Ryan’s content quality doesn’t decrease because of the quarantine because he already works from home.
Working from home is tight.
Usually, at least. I've worked from home for 3 years, and the last few weeks have been tough.
To any who think WFH sucks, it's just the situation. WFH is, in fact, tight.
TheBattlechicken I know, I never said that it was bad
@@unidentifiedfoolishobject5287 my statement was more general to people new to WFH. I understood what you said.
Difficult times. The opposite of tight.
His walls are all painted blue
No way, he's always all over the place. Sometimes he's in an office, other times at a restaurant, a studio, and then I see him in space every other week. He's probably best friends with Elon Musk or something.
Time traveler: travels to 2020
2020: so you have chosen death...
Me in 2008: man I cant wait to be loved!
Me going back to that time line:
Your going to hate your life in the near future.
Past me: why's that 21 me?
Me now: your going to have a bad family relationships and alot and alot of stress.
@( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚
I dont get it
Michael Bachman hahaha
@@JordanWheeler1999 You doing okay there mate?
@@rahulvrma95 I'm doing ok for now
“We got the time machine working but we can only send you to 2022”
“Okay, I’ll take that, anything to get away from this pandemic.”
*arrives in 2022* “goddammit”
Yep…
The 2020s suck every fg year we know who to blame begins with a B
@@mysterymystery7985 ah yes, bigotry. Truly the one of the greatest contributors to these past few years.
@@mysterymystery7985 I agree, British Petroleum has ruined the world.
@@mysterymystery7985Batman, at it again...
First time in recorded history I've been disappointed there WASNT an ad on a UA-cam video. Love your work Ryan!
I got one advertising hand sanitizer
This is the third for me. The first was the adpocalypse
Ads tronaut lost in space
I guess you haven't watched *the whole* video.
Play shadow legends or something, you racist!! #genocideislove
For us introverts, social distancing is super easy barely an inconvenience!
I agree! Staying at home is tight.
this doesn't even feel different
Absolutely nothing in my daily routine has changed.
Living my best life now.
Now it's a huge inconvenience have to cook all the time now
He'll have to self isolate for 2 weeks when he returns to the 90s...
There is a timeline error. Planet becomes extinct 30 years too early.
The street behind him is called backflip
Snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day
Daniel Panzer 😂😂😂
Ok
Well spotted... The joy in small details is tight!
I heard about this street. Named after some author, making stories about protagonists doing backflips and snapping the bad guys’ necks.
Please sign my petition to have Time Traveling Reporter travel to 2004 and save the life of 1990s Interviewer Man.
No the time Machine ist kinda broken
We can put in a request, but I think it's going to be a while
@@MentosCubing thank god it's a time machine then, got all the time in the world
Government: Stay at HOME
People: Sounds REALLY HARD, DEFINITELY AN INCONVENIENCE!
People: Okay, let’s compromise, and do my idea.
😂😂😂
Introverts 1 year later "you told us to stay at home"
@@gutbustinggamer Whoopsie!
Introverts: That sounds super easy, barely an inconvenience
"I don't like it here at all. Please bring me home right now." 2020 in a nutshell
Nutshells are TIGHT
@@maximummatt73 Eeeww, that doesn’t sound right at all
I loved his theory of why all the toilet paper is missing!
But that's a theory a tight theory
I like when people started talking about second lockdowns and the panic buying literally started again because people are absolutely moronic
BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY
A GAME THEORY
@@EandCheckmark It’s not a game
@@natiq15 r/whoooosh
We need more Ryan George during these trying times.
2nd Guy: "Wow, why don't you stay out of politics there, buddy!"
3rd Guy: "Yes, stick to what you know, idiot!"
:D:D:D
Haha back when they thought this would take "months"... entering year 2 now and no end is close.
For those who lost their jobs, there won't be any recovery.
For a minute there, I generally thought it was 2020 and I was confused so I was about to reply with "you mean 1 year" then it hit me, it IS 2021... WTF
Wel fun news from 2022, theres still a pandemic but we decided that it doesn't actually matter anymore. So we got war with Russia to switch things up.
@@MijmerMopper man that's actually the only good thing about that war, we are finally done with the 24/7 covid news...
The only "end" to the pandemic is immunity and with all those anti-vaxxers, as many infections as possible are a good thing now.
It's now July, 2022, and the pandemic continues...
I think Ryan is suffering from isolation madness; he's talking to himself 😬
Isnt he always talking to himself? Should we be worried? Send help 6 ft away from him?
What are you talking about? One of these guys has glasses, and the other has a hat. Obviously different people.
Didn't you know? We found a universe where everyone looks the same, but each one has their own personality.
@video playz R/WOOOOOSH
No, we're just staying home being couch potatoes and eating all our stored food.
We're going to come out looking more like the passengers in Wall-E.
Pretty much sums it up lol wheres my hover chair dammit
yeah i want me huvvr chair
Hover chairs are TIGHT
@@maximummatt73 all the chairs are tight these days. When did they move the armrests so close together?
Getting fat in 202x is super easy, barely an inconvenience
3:30 "This is set to go on for months."
**Three years later**
two ( and almost a half ), not three.
@@chri-k Ahh. The presumptuous comments that likes to correct every little detail, The "B-but actually" guy. It never fails to popped up just like those "Grammar Nazi" guys.. And why don't you add hours, minutes and seconds as well, hmm?
What's happened so far in 2020: The Death of Kobe Bryant, threats of WW3, Australian Wildfires, utah had a 5.7 quake, locusts in Africa, the death of Kenny Rogers and now covid-19.
Can we return 2020 I think it's broken.
Its rewind time
@@TotalHuman AHHHH that's hot
@@nightclaw6392 that's hot!
Nope not broken. Thoseare not bugs but features
And Australia also had flooding.
Flattening the Curve would make a great Flat Earth documentary.
"Flat Earth documentary"
that's a perfect oxymoron.
Or maybe the heartbreaking story of a woman saving up for breast reduction surgery.
@@polreamonn Love it!
There's a dick joke in their somewhere...
There's one on Netflix called Behind the Curve. It's absolutely amazing. In all the best ways.
“ this is said to go on for months “
Me in 2023 😂😂😂
Me in 2016: worst year ever
Me in 2020: *laughs in coughing fits*
I loved 2016, especially November
Yall got ur wish
Suadela I hated and still hate 2016 and I miss it so much atm
Project Mayhem that’s very cryptic but, if you don’t mind, why November?
Oh c'mon, 2016 gave us re zero and my hero academia and anime quality and quantity is just rising from 2016! Every time everyone thinks it can't get any better and then it does! If you don't, watch anime, you'll change your mind about 2016
The hero would do a back-flip, snap the bad guys neck and save the day, but...he's in quarantine.
Snapping necks is TIGHT
If you look at the street sign it says "backflip"
@@The-PJ-DJ MY GOSH
@@The-PJ-DJ Oh my god!
"judging by the lack of toilet paper at the grocery stores.... just sh*****g themselves constantly."
Omg I had to pause the vid I was laughing so hard.
"Is it hard to get CV-19?"
"No its super easy, barely an inconvenience"
but it's not...
Lmao xD perfect! 😂😂😂
Jumping between two different series is tight!
kermit the Frog I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back
Aaron Wright Oh ok, I'll try.
in the beginning god created the universe
it was disliked by many and generally regarded as a bad move
God: oh whoops!
Butterworth Filter ayy Douglas Adams boii
A Douglas Adams reference
@@HandledToaster2 Whoopsie!
@@HandledToaster2 whoopsie!
"It's the 90s" is the biggest vibe ever
I feel kinda bad for the time-traveler...
The poor b#stard!
We are all the time traveler
I feel bad for the guy who died in 2004 haha
At least we have a home...
this is not a good year to be in
As a Floridian I have never felt so attacked about something I absolutely agree with
As long as you're name never appears under one of those hilarious headlines, you're okay. Just enjoy the crazy your state seems to be famous for.
blindleader42 haha yes exactly
3 months after making this report, nothing has changed. I wonder if I will revisit this video and this comment in another 3 months to make the same observation
@JoshD8705 I live in Mexico 🇲🇽
when Ryan is so good at his job, your first thought after hearing about social distancing is, "Oh well, i guess Ryan and Ryan can't make videos for a while....heeyyy waitaminute..."
"People are mad at some dummies in florida."
"Business as usual there."
Ah, so Florida has always been like this.
I lived in Florida from 88'-91' I can confirm, yes it has always been like this.
Welcome to the US, you must be new here.
@@LnPPersonified not the US, just Florida specifically.
I've been in Florida since 72. Many of us are grateful there was no social media then to show exactly how stupid we could be
FloridaMan strikes again haha
"It'll go for months." Well, that aged like a fine peach.
“This is set to go on for months and all the bars are closed”
“Oh holy shi-“
As an Irish man, I can confirm this was the reaction of every single person in our country when our bars closed. Guess we’ll just have to drink the blood of the leprechauns for now
but you have to stay 6 ft away from the leprechauns
Here in Ontario Canada the government is ordering all non-essential businesses to shut down at midnight tonight.
Everyone I know breathed a sigh of relief today when our gov't came out with the official list, showing beer and liquor stores are classified as essential services.
@@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 but the leprechauns feet are smaller, so you can be quite close to them
I thought all of you were Leprechauns. ...Are you becoming cannibals?
There is only one question I have that, as an Irish person, I am sure you can answer me:
Do Lucky Charms come out of these Guys if you stab them with a Knife?
Or shoot them with a Gun.
I am asking for Friends.
"People are mad at some dummies in Florida."
"Business as usual there."
Yup, a year later and I didn’t realize it wasn’t topical until the end when he said “months”.
Ryan makes my day, he always makes me laugh when I feel down.
Some of my favs are:
“ *The First Guy To..* “ and “ *The 90s’ Show* “
If I get a Ryan video every day of this quarantine, I have no worries.
Definitely. Or I guess we content ourselves rewatching old stuff
sudoku1to9 yeah; they never get old
@@anatine_banana_69 True
if I get a Ryan video everyday, quarantine will gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
"Judging by the lack of toilet paper, people must be sh***ing themselves non-stop..." Priceless!! 😄
I think i just fell down the Ryan George rabbit hole. Where does he find time to record all of these video's....lol! Love the writers and editors. Great team! I was obsessing over Pitch Meetings but now there's dumbest timeline and these 90's video's. Ahhh, I love it 😀 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅
At the start of every episode he says "it's the nineties" and every time I think "I wish".
I would love to go back and do the 90’s over again. 😫
I would do so many things differently. 😢
@@shortybarnesyanik I would do a few things differently as well, but my 90s and early 2000s were mostly wonderful. It's from 2006 onwards that I would do things radically different.
@@anonymoususer855 I definitely would change somethings from the early 2000’s as well.
From like 95’ - 2007 basically.
@@shortybarnesyanik I was a child in the 90s and a teenager in the early 2000s, so too young to have fucked up my life lol... But my first really big mistake was not going to med school when I finished high school in 2006, and then 2013 was my epitome of life fuck-ups which I most regret. I can definitely relate to everything that you are saying about wishing to relive old times and undoing mistakes! I understand you 100%.
@@anonymoususer855 ❤️
Me : I'm gonna get my shit together this year and nothing can stop me.
2020 : you sure about that kid.
Haha
'lets just wait for this to stablise a bit"
hello from april 2021 😭
“Oh, being early is tight!” 😁
"Won't let me in to the McDonald's PlayPlace" is SUCH a great throwaway line!! 🤣🤣
Totally gonna need a time traveling reporter update
0 dislikes, 1.1k likes
Perfectly balanced.. as all things should be.
2 dislikes
4 now it's spreading
I love Democracy, I love the republic
who would list likes/dislikes backwards?
Stupid 7 avengers disliking Thanos george
Video: *Ends normally*
Me: Where is the Adstronaut? I hope covid 19 didn't get up there in space!
Danilego you mean adspace lol
You know what, I've been thinking about how weird that would be in real life though, if somehow an astronaut who has been in space since last year somehow gets it. THATS when I'll be afraid 😨
Vorlocks the adstronaut is a thing too
Julian Wiggins I meant he said “space” and not adspace at the end
A bus exploded near my house within the first few days of this year and I thought "it can't get any worse than this!"
'Get a drink somewhere and wait for all this to blow over' - Love the sneaky Shaun of the Dead reference.
When you said "please send me to any other year, literally any other year" I felt that in my soul.
i just love it when he says "its the 90s"
Late 2019: yah its getting a little kraxy out here.
2020: hold my calendar.....
An then the reporter does a backflip snaps the covid’s neck and saves the day
I keep thinking covid means corvid.
My mum has been calling it "The Covid". I wonder if she knows there's 18 others before it?
@@bplionel2 www.xkcd.com/2275/
XD nice
@@abbieb8130 That's a good one!
I've been saying "bring me home to the 90's" for years.
"go hang out somewhere, have a drink and wait for all of this to blow over"
I'm pretty positive, the last time somebody said those lines, it didn't end well
"I'm pretty positive..."
*TRIGGERED*
Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.
I'm pretty sure this is a reference to something, but I don't know what.
@@TheJadeFist ua-cam.com/video/BiKx8lOEktQ/v-deo.html
@@TheJadeFist Nah that's just what my dad said on our flight to Argentina when the government found out about his tax evasion scheme.
But then he got caught anyways... The climate here is great tho
In Australia, we went from the country being on fire to torrential storms destroying homes to a pandemic... we're due a win, right?
Fuzzy Barbarian Awww, you still possess hope and optimism. That's nice. Well and truly misplaced, but nice. Good luck!!
If you look at how the pandemic is going I think the pandemic might be the win.
You haven't had pestilence yet, have you? You have to complete the set. Oh, and don't forget famine!
"said to go on for months"
Funny, watching it in 2022, and it's still not over 😅
The last time I was this early Coronavirus wasn't around.
so... 3 weeks ago?
BaZinga
Too soon
@@gumbowallace while the family of coronavirus has been around for many years. This particular virus (Severe-Acute-Respiratory- Syndrome-Coronavirus-2) has only been around since december of 2019 due to a mutation of a previously existing virus of a similar name.
It’s ,always a good day when Ryan George uploads
Aww, this is when we thought this was going to go on for "months"
Ryan: "There's no one in the streets!"
Me walking to the pharmacy: "Why are there so many people in the streets???"
I would also like to know why they are in the streets. Is it aliens? Alien terrorists? Who else would have the technology or ability to fuse people into the streets?
@@jaykay6222 That comment is golden. Excellent job. You're paving the way for greatness.
But you know what else paves the way? The people. Why are they in the streets? Seriously- Why? It's awkward to walk on them.
@@twistedsinging2952
Seriously, I'm with you there. I hear all the time that people walk all over others, and I'm surprised that people would act that way. I mean, that variance of terrain is absolutely horrible on foot. You need a motor vehicle of some kind, preferably 3+ wheels.
@@jaykay6222
Perhaps they've discovered some new equipment specially made for walking and getting around? Maybe they've got some pretty heavy duty boots, for instance, or perhaps rocket propelled skates or a hoverboard to help along with their walking over others; stepping atop and over their heads with increased ease. It isn't quite what you'd imagine when we say walking, but time travelers seem to be commonplace enough here. We can't be entirely sure what they're doing when walking over others.
@@twistedsinging2952 True enough. Maybe people are actually flat tho. I'll have to look into it. I mean, since the Earth is flat, it's altogether possible that people are flat too. Just don't say that in front of my sister, she'll probably smack you.
imagine if this was a real show in the 90s
And then we wouldn’t had dumb stuff like people eating bats
It's a real show in the 2010 it's called the last ship
@@Linktheevil1211 I'm 100% sure even if a real time traveler came and warm us.. People are dumb and still don't follow advice.
You mean it's not?
hamizannaruto yea like people not following rules to stay at home, you got a point
Host: asks reporter to not swear as its a family show
Also Host at the end of every episode: "oh holy sh-"
"Judging by the lack of tp in stores, they're sh*tting themselves". It really be like that tho
Time traveler reporter guy:(travels to 2020)
2020: (chuckles) you’re in danger
Plot twist: He gets the virus, takes it back to 1997, and accidentally infects the world 23 years earlier than usual.
"People are mad at some dummies in Florida."
I'm dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Business as usual I see.
What did Crashtest Dummies ever do to these People?!
Matthew should have washed his hands more. RIP
@Alex Berndt That depends. Are you "Florida man"? 😁
@Alex Berndt Good. Just enjoy the crazy along with the rest of us, then.
2020: *starts*
God: game mode: hardcore
Life Difficulty: Expert Hardcore Veteran
"Yeah, so I'll start with a little almost nuclear war here and there... and maybe some virus... and Ohhhhh boy, they will shit themselves in August!"
I can't believe it's been 3 years.
Man, time flies
"i knocked on someone's door. they just sprayed cleaning product at me and told me to leave"
This Past Year has been the longest 15 days of my life.
2020:
No one: this year is super easy, barely an inconvenience
I agree, the future is infact dumb
Can confirm.
Source: i was a teenager during the 90's
yup, so dumb, people are so willing to have the constitution thrown in the trash if it protects them from a virus that will kill 1% of them, more people have died in car wrecks in the average WEEK then have died TOTAL to date since NOVEMBER of this Virus starting
"The time machine's broken, so you're stuck in 2020."
"Oh okay, fuck!"
"Please refrain from swearing, this is a family show. Just try to hang out there for a little bit while we get the time machine fixed."
"Actually, this is set to go on for months and all the bars are closed."
"Oh, holy shit!"
2020: Hey remember the basketball prodigy than went out with Brandy?
1995: Yeah he’s from Italy and suppose to be amazing!
2020: He’s dead and Italy is closed!
@( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 Yeah, I don't think the weird self comodification know as the "gig economy" counts as self driving. We wanted ethical, clean, digital slaves, not messy, morality staining, human meat slaves.
*2020: He's dead. And so is Italy.
@( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 i certainly don't have uber. they don't service thayer county nebraska
Host: don't swear
Reporter: the bars are *CLOSED*
Host: *oh holy shi-*
The oh-my-God gets me everytime
“It’s just a shiny rectangle.”
"So whenever all this..whatever this is, is done, i think people are gonna look great" Great line and delivery!
We NEED more of these
“Go to the Winchester grab a pint and wait for all of this to blow over.”
*Winchester pub closes*
*everyone panics*