The Mtn Dew Review - The Baja Blast Buffet
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Mountain Dew Passionfruit Punch. Mountain Dew Caribbean Splash. Mountain Dew Mango Gem. Mountain Dew Baja Gold. These are the few flavors that make up the nightmare that you will watch today. This is the Baja Blast Buffet.
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I work at an elementary school in Japan and the other day, one of the 1st grade girls came up to me and asked me if I had heard about the "Black Bento Box".
I kneeled down and told her no, and asked her to tell me about it thinking it would be some scary story that the kids were all about these days.
Instead of a creepy pasta, the little girl proceeded to tell me about a real life account of how they found one of the victims of the Hiroshima atomic bombing, a middle school boy who went off for rubble clearing duty on that fateful day and was later found as a charred body next to his lunch box, the contents completely blackened by the scorching nuclear fireball. The "Black Bento Box" sits on display at the Hiroshima Peace Memorial display as a stark reminder of the horrors of nuclear weaponry.
This latest Dew review by Brendan stirred similar feelings of anxiety, concern, and sheer what the fuck are you telling me this right now emotions to go through me.
Looking forward to your next work Brendan.
My curse has taken effect. I will not be stopped until I see this man ruined utterly. I will become god, destroyer of worlds.
Bro I am too gone for this rn
You didn't have to drink it all. We only wanted to see one sip.
He had to. It was the only way.
That's Brendaniel's commitment to the bit
Just one big sippy
Brendan no
You didn't have to drink all that
I felt nauseous just watching
We all get a little baja blasted every now and then
can’t believe you’re drinking the eva primordial soup
Real Grunko Moment
Grunko Swills LCL to Feel Again
The worst part of drinking the dew's is how the taste progressively gets weaker as you get closer to finishing it, like the acidity is breaking down your taste buds and all you are left with is chemicals and regret.
I mean to be fair isn't that a thing with pretty much any soda?
I wish my son could grow up to be as awesome as Brendan. If I had a son
Thanks Mom.
@@BrendanielReads are you washing your ass honey?
If you want him to be as cool you GOTTA name him Truck. Do what Brendan won't. You gotta.
@@swankypants9366I have a friend named truck, he’s pretty cool
@@swankypants9366and making him go for fishing
I was heavily uncomfortable throughout most of this.
Thank you for the great content as always.
The mark of a good brendaniel video
@@alb7466
It's how I know he's real, and not one of his clones.
the 1950s horror thriller film music really ties it all together
I learned two horrible things today:
Brendan is beginning his Breaking Bad arc (bald)
Brendan apparently doesn't like guava
This really feels like an short horror film, the bowl is legit an amazing storytelling device. I was curious seeing it transporting the Dew to the table, filled with joy when I found out it was the Cheetos prize bowl from the podcast story, and subsequently horrified by the the treatment of it and yourself throughout the piece. Legit one of the best videos you've made Brendan, I hope you and the bowl have made a full recovery 🖤🖤🖤
I've never had a sip of Mountain Dew and yet I'm at the edge of my seat for these reviews.
Praying for your mental. Its a tough world and i hope you can find the same peace of joy that you give your viewers whenever you upload.
As soon as he said "do I have to drink all of it?". I was saying no so hard. Just a sip would be fine for the laughs, I just feel bad seeing our poor boy suffering like this 😢. I hope you get better after this cause I can imagine this is doing some bad. Take care please
My favorite detail is the house of leaves that answers the question of if he's finished it we give him all the time
watching this in a period of gastro distress has given me a feeling of true solidarity with you, brendan. Please never do this to yourself again
This Mtn Dew Review will come full circle when Brendaniel uses the Cheetos Unification Bowl to catch all the kidney stones he'll have later from consuming the Baja Bisque.
Looking forward to the Kidney Stone Reviews series
Old school Brendaniel looks like your friend from Highschool who skipped senior year to go tour with his indie grung band. New school Brendaniel looks like that same friend when you meet him again on accident working as the cashier at a rundown 7/11 on the side of a highway.
As a 28 year old Swiss cheese headed balding bozo myself, I sympathize with you mr. mtn dew Daniel. You didn't need to ingest the primordial soup, but I stayed here to watch it.
You're right, I need to drink forbidden dew mix while reading House of Leaves and add to the atmosphere.
(Glad you're back, Bren!)
fucked up that brendan is uncritically consuming the sinister potion, kids are watching this, man
The exposition, the book placement, the glasses. I see you Brendan.
Blåhaj Blast🦈🦈🦈
I heard they have a trans person ejaculate in every blahhj blast just like with the Budweiser
Shitty plushy after got co-opted by annoying community.
Dial 8 ☎️
A trans person of culter I see
Blahåj moment 🏳️⚧️🦈
there is a noticeable lack of green screen insanity in this video.
When Brendan immediately started conversing about human value I knew this was gonna be good.
I am genuinely, honestly, unironically *very* concerned for this man's physical and mental wellbeing.
10/10
Great video.
So glad to see you again man, was thinking about you earlier and glad to see a return from the Dew Daddy. While I’m sad you couldn’t say Dew-icide on UA-cam, don’t ever feel like you owe us anything man. The whole reason that I love your content here and on Pain Hole is that you do what you want compared to what everyone else is doing, your passion for nonsense like ranking Scooby Doo villains based on bangability comes through wonderfully.
Take it easy and keep doing what you Dew baby 👍🏻
Brendan out here drinking the bowl of liquid from TAWOG to keep Carrie from possessing him because he'll have bad breath
i remember way back when you had hair!
The Mtn Dew man has returned. Blessed.
Mr. Brenson Danielle, my sincerest condolences, and grateful thanks for your hard and inspiring work!
I could listen to you all day. The cadence of your voice and stuff you come up with is so unique and funny. I wish you would voice act. I feel like you'd be awesome at it
I do voice act things for others. It's unfortunately not as simple as "do voice acting" but I make my way around.
I love Brendaniel's consistent use of the Deadly Premonition soundtrack.
"Ask not what your Brendaniel can DEW for you - ask what you can DEW for your Brendaniel" - JFK or somthen
Credit to Brendaniel for making drinking soda look like the most miserable experience ever. He's doing American health a massive favor.
Bonus points for House of Leaves being in frame
A Baha Brew? A Tasty Tincture? A Dish of Dew? A Silly Cesspool? I wish to know this pun of yours
Dewicide
YOOOO that's so good, thank you
Mr. MTN DEW, you forgot some of the baja blasts, they did a seasonal pack of the Hard Mtn Dew and it comes with 3 new types of baja, Mango, Pineapple, and Fruit Punch (also they replaced the black cherry with Livewire in the regular set)
Oh yeah the newer Hard Mtn Dew. They give me a nasty headache so I don't really want to mess with them outside of that original Dewview of them.
When he started drinking the potiondew I got the exact same sensation as watching old fear factor episodes...
Man is really on the frontier of dew language
Your slow spiral into insanity is one of the few things keeping my own from freefall. Please continute to Baja blast my dopamine
Thank you for your dew review brendan. You are a living reminder that we can all be better than our past.
I genuinely cannot believe we have never heard Brendan say
"Dewvided we fall, but Dewnited we stand!"
Unite the Dewnation Brendan, fulfill your destiny!
Sorry to hear your struggling man, feeling about the same. Hope things work out tho and I'm glad to see you posting! Rock on man.
5:30 I believe the word you’re looking for is “Dewicide”
this has the energy of going over to your friend's house and walking in on their dad doing something you weren't supposed to see
I remember the unification Bowl being mentioned on the podcast. This is the first time I’m seeing it.
I'm so fucking excited for you to be back. The Propaganda from mountain dew confused me and made me feel lost without Brendaniel's knowledge. I didn't know what to think but now I have faith that Brendaniel can bless me with choosing my MTNDEW sippies.
God that thumbnail is a work of art.
I saw a collection of hard mountain dews at the store the other day and immediately thought it was something you need to tackle
loving the vaguely ominous vibes of this video; every bottle of garishly coloured liquid in various stages of expiration, the sleazy Jazz, the green screen haphazardly hung in the background, a copy of house of leaves sitting off to the side.... all while Brendaniel slowing poisons himself more and more with said liquid. Absolute banger
Seriously though, take care of yourself okay? you dont owe your audience anything at the expense of your health
I've been around since Sonic High School first became a thing (probably on different accounts, who remembers anymore?). I've watched many dozens of your videos and loved so much of it. Some was cursed. Like Sonic! But regardless, I audibly gasped when I saw a new video from you.
If mental illness is causing you to struggle, and believe me, I understand, then I want you to just be happy doing whatever you choose to do. If you continue to upload, I'll be hopping in and excitably watching. If you don't, then I know you're choosing to prioritize your mental health instead, and I'm there for you in spirit.
Stay awesome, Brendaniel. :)
After barely uploading Brendan returns with the Jon Moxley hairline drinking the slop! 10/10
thank you for the mtn dew review Brebdan this video made me smile a lot
That chug was the nicest most vile most wonderful most horrendous thing you've ever done for us and I thank you for it. God speed Brendaddy
The bowl portion was like watching a kid in a wheel chair slowly sliding backwards down a hill, he can’t break to quickly because he will fall over but he still needs to stop.
Fabulous work
Glad you are back! Sorry that you had to drink that mixture 😮
I am so glad to see this again. Amazing content as always. Also after recently listening to the episode of PST where you talked about the bowl, im hyped to see it on film
Thank you for your service.
The fact this man’s heart didn’t explode from the sheer amount of caffeine that he no doubt consumed shows he’s a stronger person than I
Been waiting on this one bud thank you for poisoning yourself like this. We care about your well-being man you don’t owe us anything but we appreciate you trying hard.
Brendaniel, I genuinely love your content because it's almost as unhinged as myself. Don't punish yourself for our sins.
"I do this for you, and you're worth it babe"
No brendan I'm really not, you didn't have to take that whole cauldron of baja brew
I appreciate each sip, and each chug. I stand impressed.
Glad to see the Cheetos Unification bowl make it to the main channel
occasionally a video will be so insane that i start actually talking to my screen as if i'm watching sports. this is one of those videos. i was like "no way. he isnt going back for another sip, is he?" and then he started chugging and saying its for us and i was like "YOU DONT HAVE TO". i started coughing (i dont have a cold) and brendan just keeps drinking it. he says "im gonna need your encouragement" or whatever (im typing this from memory) and i said "absolutely not". when he said how small the bowl looked i was like "NO next to the bottles that bowl is plenty big stop drinking it bro. BRO" even if he isnt my brother. this video has been a rollercoaster and i would love to thank brendan for creating it. i feel sick rn but im gonna assume its from the coughing. maybe i was coughing for different reasons idk. i love this review
Soo, my internet went out and this is the first video I see after 3days and I don't know if I am blessed or cursed🙃
Good to see you again Brendaniel. :)
Brendan. Can I just say I genuinely appreciate the heavily annotated copy of House of Leaves sitting just off to the left there (your right). Awesome book, didn't expect it to be your kinda thing!
brendan must remember that the orb giveth and the orb taketh away.
I love how you just say words
I like the glasses, they work well with the hair, genuinely
Somebody: Name a comparison more chaotic than Jerma's Meat Grinder analogy
Me: 10:33
New Brendaniel looks like if one of those radical 90's hackers settled down and started working at JB Hi-Fi
this video is the type of chill vibe that i have not seen in like 5 years
The Dew Review has effectively broken this man's brain. We do not deserve you Brendaniel, I wish you and your stomach nothing but the best. Also, were you reading House of Leaves because I think i recognize it off to the side. Very good book.
Dew it! Dew it! Dew it! Bren is a true mtn dew connoisseur.
i had more trouble watching brendan sip from the unification bowl than i do most gore vids 😭
There was a time last year where I drank Mountain Dew for nearly everyday, for a few weeks. Haven't touched one since.
Kidney stones *hurt*, by the way.
My favoret soda drinker on youtube
I'm sure a lot of people have asked or mentioned but have you looked into doing voice acting? Your voice is so distinct. Like I hear you in some Noodle videos and immediately recognize it
Yeah I've been doing gigs for people for like 10 years. It's not as easy as "go into voice acting" unfortunately. I do what I can with what I have.
@BrendanielReads well it sounds like you're on the right path with it at least. You've got the voice. If it was something you enjoyed and you stuck with it I have no doubt you'd find success in it
As much as I love the streams it's great to see you back making regular nonsense content.
Godspeed Brendan, you mad bastard.
always love the dew reviews, thank you for taking on this suffering just to entertain us
When I was a kid my stepfather at the time would try to bond with us by taking us to get slush puppies,and he taught us that mixing every flavor together is a Graveyard. Idk if that was what you were thinking of with Dewicide but I feel like everyone/ area has a name for the “ throw every drink together see what the abomination tastes like” experience.
As a guy who isn’t the biggest fan of Mountain Dew, Baja Blast sounds a bit like a scam to me
I mean, if Mountain Dew is a generic citrus flavour and Baja Blast are Lime, then… doesn’t that imply Baja Blast has less flavour in it?
I can't believe this, Brendaniel is finally being defeated by baldness
its really weird to be back here after watching all the vods Brendadiel
I didn't care for Gold because it just tastes like run of the mill pineapple soda. Something very common here in Hawaii.
judging by the thumbnail Mr Brenda Niel is back with the baja cumblast 🔥🔥🔥
A Brendaniel day. The prophecies spoke naught of this. It was not predicted in the sacred texts. Yet we rejoice in mid to extreme delight.
unlike you i will not be in dangwr for saying dewicide. good pun. good dew review. awesome ethereal experience as always.
Thank you for all that you do and giving me the strength to dew the do
DADDYS HOME
Also the pun brenpai didn't say was Dewicide, locking it in
A jungle juice of dews? A jungle dew if you will? Can't wait to see you try the new voo-dew, happy to see you back and presumably doing well brendan, keep up the great work ❤️
As easy as the pun would have been for the mixture, missing the pun is more on brand for Mtn Dew anyways.
As seen with their choice to pick the name "Mtn Dew Rise" as opposed to "Morning Dew"
I gave you a like out of empathy. Also, I've heard mixing a bunch of drinks together referred to as Jungle Juice before so you can use that instead of the other one that gets you demonitized on youtube.
I refer to you as the Mt Dew God's prophet not 2 days ago and now BOOM! The SCRIPTURE!
only person i get my dew opinions from keep it up. didnt even notice your hairline until now💯
Brendan's reviews baja blasting off again, like his receding hairline.
Nothing would make me happier then to one day that Brendan and huggbees will do a collab Togother
Should have gotten one of those glass boots or hammers to chug it up. For max gamer chug efficiency and to channel the powers of Badland.
3:26
"Either been watching me forever, or not watching me at all."
And it feels almost staggering how long ive been listening to that voice of yours through the internet
It really does feel like forever
Also that is the most unfortunate haircut i have seen in a long while.
I describe it as "unfortunate" in the same way my grandmother would describe an ugIy woman as "unfortunate looking"