Joke's on you: We who make bad puns do them _because_ we want a reaction of disapproval. The more people disapprove of the joke, and us for having made the joke, the more we enjoy both telling the jokes and the reactions they elicit. Speeeaaaking of whiiiiich: Knock, knock!
This is Orange. Banana... has passed away... I know he came here to this thread a couple of times but I'm not entirely sure why. He was a fruit of many secrets... and now he's gone... and we'll probably never learn the truth behind the secrets... the truth behind who he really was... Anyway, I just wanted everyone here to know that you're formally invited to the wake as soon as I'm done with the funeral orangements.
which one? I know it wasn't Athena as zues ate athenas mom then had a headache. Then someone choped zues's head open and popped out baby Athena absorbing his mental power.
@@bizzaroblake2519 Athena’s mom, Métis, was transformed into a fly before being swallowed according to Andrew Lang’s “Myth, Ritual, and Religion: Volume 2”
@@bizzaroblake2519 For context, Metis was Zues' first wife. He received a prophecy that one of his children he had with her would end his rule, just like he did to Chronos.
Im sure Atreus received a "NO" in every possible combination of emotions from us, from the concerned to the comical I know i did the "you? Please 🙄" emotion
I can already picture Atreus taking a puff, holding it and Brok going "That's it boy, hold that shit! Hold that shit!" Atreus: **coughs** Brok: lightweight Freya: why is their smoke coming out of the window? Freyr, Brok, Atreus: 0_0 Kratos: I know this smell Mimir: you do? Kratos: It is the kush of Sparta Atreus: Oh shit Freyr: Blow it out the window! Brok: I'll hide the stash!
Kratos said “no” not because he didn’t want his son smoking, but because he had traumatic flashbacks to the time he tried to get a hit from the cabbage of olympus
Ehhh theyve both agreed on a lot of things but it all depends on the method, the end result is what they both agree on but the method is something else
Kinda funny since Atreus’ VA smokes weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed Thank you all for coming so far -Reese
@@brokenbeta9922alright you breath in very slowly for 4 seconds then your hold your breath for 8 seconds then you slowly breath out for seconds then you hold your breath for 4 seconds then you repeat.
I'd like to think Kratos and Mimir would try using the pipe while Atreus is away, then for Atreus to accidentally catch them and before he could ask anything, both of them say in unison Kratos:I have Glaucoma Mimir: I've Cataracts- eh- Glaucoma *whispers to Kratos* the Hel's Glaucoma?
There are 2 things that always got me regarding these scenes: 1. While I get Kratos not laughing or smiling is part of his overall character. I was more disappointed in Mimir not getting at least a chuckle out of that dam joke that Atreus made. 2. I find it hilarious that both Kratos and Mimir were both quick to shut down Atreus using a pipe. While neither one had any problem with Atreus being given alcohol to drink, at his young age.
Yeah, now that you mention it, Kratos was completely okay with Atreus drinking wine and other kinds of spirits, but a pipe is where he drew the line.=)
@@CassieAngelica -- I wouldn't think too much about it, if Atreus was an adult, and they drank alcohol. Given today's world, I'm just baffled, that Kratos allow that when Atreus is still a kid, somehow flew under the radar.
@@CassieAngelica -- I get that different countries and regions have their own laws, regarding alcohol, for what the age requirements are to buy and drink it. I wouldn't think twice if in the God of War games, the law allowed kids to drink alcohol. I guess I'm just more surprised that this went under the radar for people to complain about. When there are far less issues to complain about, that for whatever reason, people had to riot about.
@@2005zhane To be fair, isn’t that what people always do?=) Also, the events of Fimbulwinter would have taken place in VI Century C.E., (around 530s) so this family relationship dynamic is probably accurate.
Flash backs: Zeus your son has returned I come seeking the weed of Olympus! Z: Kratos you shall not get a hit from the cabbage of the gods K: AAARG DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE *proceeds to beat the life out of zeus*
This game just gives us the best story of life. Even when you are broken , when you are doomed, when you lost the most precious things in your life, just don't lose your hope under any circumstances. There will be something somehow, which can save you and change you and your life.
It's great that Kratos writes in the journal that he'd consider using the pipe, curious to see what effect it may have if any on his aging body I was just like YO THEY'RE ACKNOWLEDGING STONERS IN GOD OF WAR, HELL YEA!
I like that both Mimir and Kratos said NO together to Atreus when he asked to use the pipe.
Just be careful not to use the word pipe so freely it could get you into a world of pain Shawshank pain.
Best dads ever XD
@@nezttele1243 More like Father and adopted Uncle given what happened to the biological Uncle.
@@Tyri-wz9mx Deimos, bub.
Best dad and unlce ever.
"...That was a joke guys"
"Are you certain?"
That's got to be the single best way to reply to a bad joke
Joke's on you: We who make bad puns do them _because_ we want a reaction of disapproval. The more people disapprove of the joke, and us for having made the joke, the more we enjoy both telling the jokes and the reactions they elicit.
Speeeaaaking of whiiiiich:
Knock, knock!
@@GrahamChapman who´s there?
@@carlosdiasz414 Banana. Knock, knock!
@@GrahamChapman banana who? And why'd you knock again?
This is Orange. Banana... has passed away... I know he came here to this thread a couple of times but I'm not entirely sure why. He was a fruit of many secrets... and now he's gone... and we'll probably never learn the truth behind the secrets... the truth behind who he really was... Anyway, I just wanted everyone here to know that you're formally invited to the wake as soon as I'm done with the funeral orangements.
Kratos does not want Atreus to hit the cabbage of the gods
Hitting Hel's lettuce is forbidden in the Kratos household
DO NOT DENY HIM HIS DOOBIE!
I SEEK THE WEED OF OLYMPUS
@@Logic590 “Atreus! You will never get a hit from the Cabbage of the Gods.”
DO NOT DENY HIM HIS DOOBIE
Freya “child no!”
Sindri “you smoke that and I’m not coming near you for a year!”
Brok and Freyr already passing him some leaves
If Atreus smokes, blame Brok and Freyr😂
R.I.P for both of them
@@seulbilee1025the two best characters 😭😭
Freya, Sindri, Kratos and Mimir: Atreus, no
Brok and Freyr: *Atreus YES*
That Elf light is some goooood shit
the real tyr would probably vibe with brok and freyr lol
"Are you certain?"
dude hangs out with Freya too much
I love the idea of Kratos’ sarcastic streak being because of Freya.
@@fissilewhistlehe was kind of a sarcastic ass hole back in god of war 2018 specifically the part where you enter Tyr’s vault
@@fissilewhistle Apparently, Spartans were known for their sarcasm.
Atreus: I'll be _damned._
Kratos: I have failed you as a father.
It´s dammed with 2 m.
@@observer2484 irrelevant, joke's still funny.
@@whitenoise8397 Incorrect, accurate grammar is important.
@@observer2484 Grammar nothing, "Damned" is just as correct as "Dammed" in this context.
@@whitenoise8397 Then "Dammed" is not irrelevant.
Atreus: I swallowed a fly
Kratos: Be careful, that’s how your Aunt Athena was born
Atreus: Wait what?!
Based on the real myth, right?
which one? I know it wasn't Athena as zues ate athenas mom then had a headache. Then someone choped zues's head open and popped out baby Athena absorbing his mental power.
@@bizzaroblake2519 Athena’s mom, Métis, was transformed into a fly before being swallowed according to Andrew Lang’s “Myth, Ritual, and Religion: Volume 2”
@@bizzaroblake2519 For context, Metis was Zues' first wife. He received a prophecy that one of his children he had with her would end his rule, just like he did to Chronos.
I thought it was a drop of water?
Atreus: “Can I use it?”
Kratos: “THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO SEEKING THE WEED OF OLYMPUS”
Atreus: "How do you know? How do you know?!"
“The air of Olympus effects your thinking brother”
Kratos and Mimir literally said “Atreus, you had the whole squad laughing”
Damn boi that was mad funny 😑
Gotta love the Co-Dads dynamic Kratos and Mimir have. They really want to set a good example for it.
"your dad is gay!
-hah... *which one?* "
I see Mimir more like an uncle tbh
Same.
@@Rise65487 hard to say for Kratos, as for Mimir, ask the Huldra Brothers
@@brokenbeta9922he is a spartan/greek god
He is almost guaranteed to have had at least one male lover.
Atreus: can i use it?
Kratos/Mimir: no
Sindri later: WHY ARE THERE SO MUCH SMOKE IN THE HOUSE?!
Freyr, Kratos and the boys: *passing pipe*
Wouldn’t there be some smoke already since they are blacksmiths and they work in the house?
Peace Pipe!
@@dollmaker6599 even then, there will be a peculiar scent since its not the smell of the furnace or metal
@@dollmaker6599 they probably created a ventilation system of some sorts
Mimir's bifrost eyes turn ruby red.
The silence after Atreus' pun was... ouch. Oof. Kratos, please. Mercy on the poor boy.
Kratos the God Killer and the Joke Killer
Kratos is vicious even in silence 😂
Kratos? Mercy? Yeah right.
When Atreus asks if he can use the pipe, I said no the same time as Kratos and Mimir 🤣🤣🤣
We all care for lil Atreus xD
Im sure Atreus received a "NO" in every possible combination of emotions from us, from the concerned to the comical
I know i did the "you? Please 🙄" emotion
Same
Yeah same here. First thing I thought was, "oh NO you're not young man!"🤣🤣🤣
Atreus : Can I?
Freyr : let's smoke and make great entrance in Alfheim
Brok : I am in
Eeyup. I can easily see those introducing lil A to those things. 😄
I can already picture Atreus taking a puff, holding it and Brok going "That's it boy, hold that shit! Hold that shit!"
Atreus: **coughs**
Brok: lightweight
Freya: why is their smoke coming out of the window?
Freyr, Brok, Atreus: 0_0
Kratos: I know this smell
Mimir: you do?
Kratos: It is the kush of Sparta
Atreus: Oh shit
Freyr: Blow it out the window!
Brok: I'll hide the stash!
Man, Kratos' flat as a board "ah" killed my soul lol.
"That was a joke, guys" - "Are you certain?" That one had me laughing so hard, completely unexpected and a great burn by Kratos.
"If the sickness is returning"
"I swallowed a fly"
"Ah..." inside his head *WTF this is MY son?!*
Who TF DOESN'T choke when they swallow a fly‽‽
@@dkix89 WHO SWALLOWS A FLY??
@@marcusrelicus728 ig he accidentally swallowed a fly, so not on purpose
@@Ghostzyy im more curious on how he swallowed a fly in a cold place?
@@deltaxiii7803 Remember that they travel between realms.
Can't believe nobody found Atreus' pun funny. It was pretty dam impressive
……..
💀💀💀
🗿...
LOL. Dam straight it was!!!
Are you certin?
He didn't swallow a fly. He used the pipe while no one was watching.
😂😂😂
Kratos is one to talk, considering what he did to get a hit of the gods' cabbage
The difference is Atreus has breathing issues at least similar to asthma though they never name it 😆
they paid the price for denying him his doobie
He doesn't want his son to chase the cabbage of the gods like he once did
No one denies him his doobie
He smoked that Olympus pack
kratos and mimir saying no is funny
no atreus, you shall not use the weed of olympus
do not deny me my dooby !!
When Atreus said the joke and no one laughed, that hit a little close to home 😂
Kratos: “You will never smoke the cabbage of Olympus. The cycle ends here.”
When you have a dad like Kratos, it’s no wonder the son ends up making the dad jokes.
Mighty bold of Mimir to shun a bad pun when he was also the one making bad puns in front of Freya and Atreus.
Mimir: I guess you could say Freyr's gift is still felt throughout the realm. Or his *presence.*
Also Mimir when Atreus makes a pun:
That "no" had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Instead of "bloody L", Mimir said "bloody Odin". That's how bad Odin was.
Or how bad the joke was.
Freyr introduced the concept “Smoke on Peace Pipe” to the elves.
Like a hippie 😂
Atreus: Can I use it?
Kratos: *has a flashback of his past self yelling "DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE!" echoing in his mind** No.
You can literally hear the crickets after his “joke”
Leave the dad jokes to the dads Atreus😂
Well, technically he is also a dad, but he still has much to learn. 😐
God of War Ragnarok Kratos not letting his son smoke.
God of war 1/2/3 Kratos smoking people alive to progress.
Mimir:"You come a long way brother!"
Meanwhile Atreus after secretly using the pipe:
Give me a big fat cigar!!!
"are you certain?" kratos really landed that line.
Kratos once sought the weed of Olympus as an obsession, he won't let it happen again
Atreus coughing.
Definitely TB.
*In Mimir voice*
It was then that Kratos knew, he has to pull a Ye Ole Yellir
Kratos said “no” not because he didn’t want his son smoking, but because he had traumatic flashbacks to the time he tried to get a hit from the cabbage of olympus
I remember being a little kid and making the damn jokes.
Good times
He comes seeking the weed of Olympus
I like how even Mimir is hesitant to even explain what the pipe is for and just gave a vague description of it.
Wonder what animal high atreus would turn into lol
Probably a reindeer after eating certain mushrooms.
Perhaps an Iguana? Maybe a big cat reacting to cat nip? Or perhaps a bird to get higher?
He’d probably just turn into a really fucked up looking Wulver
Kratos do not want him to smoke the weed of olympus
Fun Fact: In ancient Greece they would burn cannabis on the charcoal pits in saunas and bath houses.
God Of High
God Of Weed
DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE
I laughed Atreus lmao
0:18 Finally something both agree on pretty quickly 😂
Ehhh theyve both agreed on a lot of things but it all depends on the method, the end result is what they both agree on but the method is something else
"that was a joke, guys."
"Are you certain?"
God this game is a masterpiece.
Loki wants to do the smoki
I love how they both say no In unison
Atreus told a joke about some water reservoir and no one even chuckled? God dam.
Everyone is so *_dam_* critical of dad jokes, i swear.
The dam joke just didn’t flow well at all
*Smoke weed everyday*
Atreus: *sneaks a puff off the pipe*
Mimir: Oh Mein Gott Zees Is Loki Full Of Blüntsmoken!
The last thing they need is for Atreus to get high and turn into a dragon
"Are you certain?"
Ice cold.
Kratos, just like his father, continues the cycle of denying the doobie to his son.
He must be better than this smh...
Kratos and Mumir definitely passed the pipe in the past.
Nobody gonna talk about atreus’s face movements when he coughed.
"are you certain"
The most scathing way to respond to a joke like that
Kratos roasting the joke is 100x funnier than the joke itself
I love this, such a parent thing to do
I thought it was a crack pipe.
"Boy... you're too young to tell Dad jokes."
i like to thing "i'll be damned" is a reference to sully in uncharted 1
Scoundrels
Hearing them say "NO" at the same time is classic parenting 😂.
"Bloody Odin".
and that's why atreus have 2 father
I like how at the end it implies Odins responsible for giving Atreus his sense of humor. Truly he’s is a diabolical god
Kratos would out smoke snoop if he ever smoked for relaxation
"Are you certain?" And here I thought Kratos had no sense of humor XD
i dont get it
“DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE”
Atreus: ...that was a joke, guys
Kratos: are you certain?
Midgard has some powerful flies if they can fly around in fimbulwinter
0:07 the way he says "ah.." is just hilarious. 😂
ZEUS! DO NOT DENY ME THE DOOBY OF THE GODS!
“The god of mischief is good for two things! Shooting arrows, and smoking weed!”
Kinda funny since Atreus’ VA smokes weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
Thank you all for coming so far
-Reese
teenage atreus is so much funnier than kid atreus
Atreus : I'll be dammed. :-)
Kratos & Mimir : ...
I think the joke would have been funnier if Atreus said look god dam get it? lol
When I use the pipe I use the 4884 method maaan that put me on my back
What is this method? For research purposes that is
@@brokenbeta9922alright you breath in very slowly for 4 seconds then your hold your breath for 8 seconds then you slowly breath out for seconds then you hold your breath for 4 seconds then you repeat.
Kratos denies Atreus his doobie
Plot Twist: They stumbled upon Atreus' stash, that's why he was coughing at the beginning
"Bloody Odin"
I admit, I laughed at Atreus' joke.
I'd like to think Kratos and Mimir would try using the pipe while Atreus is away, then for Atreus to accidentally catch them and before he could ask anything, both of them say in unison
Kratos:I have Glaucoma
Mimir: I've Cataracts- eh- Glaucoma *whispers to Kratos* the Hel's Glaucoma?
For some reason, I thought the cough was alluding to Atreus trying the pipe but used a fly as an excuse.
He swallowed a fly.
In winter.
Uh huh.
So glad atreus has two dads who can tell him no in sync
Insert cricket noise
There are 2 things that always got me regarding these scenes:
1. While I get Kratos not laughing or smiling is part of his overall character. I was more disappointed in Mimir not getting at least a chuckle out of that dam joke that Atreus made.
2. I find it hilarious that both Kratos and Mimir were both quick to shut down Atreus using a pipe. While neither one had any problem with Atreus being given alcohol to drink, at his young age.
Yeah, now that you mention it, Kratos was completely okay with Atreus drinking wine and other kinds of spirits, but a pipe is where he drew the line.=)
@@CassieAngelica -- I wouldn't think too much about it, if Atreus was an adult, and they drank alcohol. Given today's world, I'm just baffled, that Kratos allow that when Atreus is still a kid, somehow flew under the radar.
@@2005zhane Maybe he himself drank when he was the same age?
@@CassieAngelica -- I get that different countries and regions have their own laws, regarding alcohol, for what the age requirements are to buy and drink it. I wouldn't think twice if in the God of War games, the law allowed kids to drink alcohol. I guess I'm just more surprised that this went under the radar for people to complain about. When there are far less issues to complain about, that for whatever reason, people had to riot about.
@@2005zhane To be fair, isn’t that what people always do?=) Also, the events of Fimbulwinter would have taken place in VI Century C.E., (around 530s) so this family relationship dynamic is probably accurate.
I swallowed a fly not 5 minutes from watching this
Ah.
Between "Are you certain?" & "Is it?" Kratos could teach a masterclass on destrying your child with as few words as possible.
Flash backs: Zeus your son has returned I come seeking the weed of Olympus!
Z: Kratos you shall not get a hit from the cabbage of the gods
K: AAARG DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE *proceeds to beat the life out of zeus*
“I swallowed a fly”
“Ah”
Atreus got the humor level of beavis and butthead
This game just gives us the best story of life. Even when you are broken , when you are doomed, when you lost the most precious things in your life, just don't lose your hope under any circumstances. There will be something somehow, which can save you and change you and your life.
His grandfather swallowed a fly too, and Athena erupted from his head.
It's great that Kratos writes in the journal that he'd consider using the pipe, curious to see what effect it may have if any on his aging body
I was just like
YO THEY'RE ACKNOWLEDGING STONERS IN GOD OF WAR, HELL YEA!
0:17. Straight up denied him the kush of the gods... Lol