Fat Girls Don't Have Dignity

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  • @mkII.
    @mkII. 9 років тому +243

    You never just wanted to mount a thing? I fucking love and miss Patrice so much.

    • @juanbaldera2680
      @juanbaldera2680 5 років тому +7

      I think it comes from the part that fat bitches were the only ones that gave love. Before he finally figured it out

  • @chris060372
    @chris060372 6 років тому +248

    I wonder if Patrice really understood just how much he was loved, or how much he would be loved after he was gone.

    • @traysutherland8491
      @traysutherland8491 4 роки тому +9

      taliwakka27 hahaha it’s so true there are moments he talks about o&a fans at live shows who look at him “like no man should look at another man”

    • @CrispyBuda
      @CrispyBuda 4 роки тому +6

      He did, it's why he went out having never switched up. R. I. P

    • @npc1172
      @npc1172 3 роки тому +2

      @@traysutherland8491 I’ve been trying to find that episode for so long now it’s hilarious

    • @oskarkarrera
      @oskarkarrera 3 роки тому

      & also wa a weird creation opie is
      cant even capitalize the C

    • @zomboys8811
      @zomboys8811 3 роки тому

      He knows

  • @alicelopez130
    @alicelopez130 9 років тому +197

    When Patrice calls them pieces of shit for not admitting their fetishes I lost it LMAAAOO

    • @Ovegrow120
      @Ovegrow120 6 років тому

      Ok so, about beeing two faced- youre doing it wrong, just so you know. Youre not supposed to be that obvious about it.

    • @bizzybeans
      @bizzybeans 5 років тому

      🤣

  • @ogdondadda
    @ogdondadda 6 років тому +130

    "She'll gobble your balls up, and she'll just do something fat girlish" has me weak!!! R.I.P. Mr P.

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth 9 років тому +291

    If I had to pick only one observation Patrice made about women, it would be that dignity on a woman is the most anti-sexy thing ever.

    • @dorpth
      @dorpth 9 років тому +73

      dorpthAnd the most wrong observation about women Patrice ever made was that fat women never stink. Ooooooh no, obese people are fucking rank.

    • @kingj6753
      @kingj6753 9 років тому +35

      +dorpth 1. he's fat
      2. he's a perve and im sure he wouldnt care if a female stunk

    • @TheBnaiElohim
      @TheBnaiElohim 6 років тому +13

      King J or he would find quality fat girls

    • @lukedavis6711
      @lukedavis6711 4 роки тому

      Doesn't that come natural?

    • @tb9256
      @tb9256 4 роки тому

      Luke Davis maybe nigga

  • @disinferno06
    @disinferno06 9 років тому +74

    Laughed so hard I almost threw up. Patrice is so real is unbelievable. RIP to that guy man....fuck

  • @pimpsun
    @pimpsun 7 років тому +74

    Have you ever just wanted to mount a THING

  • @MisterFridayOMG
    @MisterFridayOMG 9 років тому +129

    Ant needs to live a little. Patrice be letting some stuff hangout and I'm a little jealous. Though some fat chicks can really get it. WE just don't want to be seen with them as if we are in a relationship. Sad but realistically true.

    • @LRrealest
      @LRrealest 6 років тому

      😢😢

    • @imillings214
      @imillings214 6 років тому +7

      Nothing wrong with fucking fat bitches!

    • @salamandiusbraveheart4183
      @salamandiusbraveheart4183 5 років тому +24

      Hot guys fuck fat chicks... behind closed doors

    • @CarloisBuriedAlive
      @CarloisBuriedAlive 4 роки тому +22

      Men wanting to be seen with good looking women is the same as women wanting to be seen with successful men. But they all mess around with reptiles and monsters sometimes behind closed doors lol

    • @dinolover
      @dinolover 3 роки тому +2

      Shit is is true man. I'd slam fat bitches all day, but best believe I would never be caught in daylight with you

  • @SONEOK
    @SONEOK 10 років тому +110

    Second greatest Patrice laugh ever: 5:50

    • @CousinBowling
      @CousinBowling 5 років тому +7

      Sounds like a deflating balloon. Fucking hilarious

    • @humzauddin6692
      @humzauddin6692 4 роки тому +2

      hahahahha squealing dawg hahaha

    • @TheWickedTongue
      @TheWickedTongue 4 роки тому +2

      What’s #1? 😯

    • @koenweenink7490
      @koenweenink7490 4 роки тому +4

      @@TheWickedTongue ua-cam.com/video/r6PCXF2NfMg/v-deo.html

    • @neubplays3227
      @neubplays3227 12 днів тому

      ​@@TheWickedTonguesearch up and down game with bobo

  • @paramorefanaddict
    @paramorefanaddict 8 років тому +57

    God I miss this guy!!!

  • @TheyCallMeD
    @TheyCallMeD 9 років тому +41

    I love Patrice O'Neal. R.I.P.

  • @aBT31
    @aBT31 5 років тому +41

    "And she'll leave cuz she's knows there's no position for her in your army. She knows she's dishonorably discharged."
    😂😂😂
    This mf said DISHONORABLY DISCHARGED. Goddamn I miss Trice.

  • @jasoncarey3739
    @jasoncarey3739 3 роки тому +6

    I honestly have brotherly love for Patrice. Listening to these O&A clips is bitter sweet. Goddamn I miss that dude.

  • @k4yser
    @k4yser 6 років тому +14

    Guys i died so many times in this one, it has so many legendary quotes in it, Patrice was a Legend.

  • @markortiz8250
    @markortiz8250 6 років тому +31

    He's so right on this clip. Arguably one of the greatest. Prophetic as well on many topics

  • @Indygenous
    @Indygenous 5 років тому +33

    In my younger years I was on ant and Opie side but as I'm getting older I'm on Patrice side.

  • @donaldbrown55
    @donaldbrown55 4 роки тому +7

    Been listening for three hours. And I'm just chilling these guys are great

  • @desamania
    @desamania 3 роки тому +11

    “Look at this hog!!!”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bLAZay00
    @bLAZay00 11 років тому +112

    I'll use Patrice logic here: a fat woman has to work harder to get a dude, so they either give it up or are actually fun to be around. Your skinny chick's gotta be trained just to bring her up to code. Do you see fat chicks outta pocket? Nope.

    • @redlionesv
      @redlionesv 7 років тому +46

      bLAZay00 now they are

    • @bicflair9604
      @bicflair9604 6 років тому +90

      They ARE now! BBWs and Chubby broads now have such a sense of false confidence... Its mostly from weak men gassing them up.

    • @shorts26
      @shorts26 6 років тому +5

      Bic Flair truth

    • @markpughjr
      @markpughjr 4 роки тому +21

      Lizzo

    • @kingsnorkie
      @kingsnorkie 4 роки тому +4

      @@markpughjr preach!!

  • @ibladesi
    @ibladesi 9 років тому +28

    hahaha. "That's a slow Tuesday fat girl". I'll make it a point to use that. I love Patrice.. The greatest comic ever, there isn't a sentence/phrase out of his mouth that doesn't have value. Fucking genius. I space out my Patrice listening like chocolates on an advent calendar. Limited quantities, don't eat too much all at once. Treat yourself.

  • @getback4444
    @getback4444 8 років тому +52

    "A grapefruit in a sock"

  • @Officialkingofallkings
    @Officialkingofallkings 4 роки тому +22

    I’d love to hear his take on Lizzo

    • @GoldenBoyDims
      @GoldenBoyDims 4 роки тому +7

      Patrice would simp for lizzo lol she is the type of bitch he loves fat+shameless

    • @Nahmanimkewl
      @Nahmanimkewl Рік тому +1

      Especially in 2023 lmao

  • @luciusannaeusseneca1943
    @luciusannaeusseneca1943 6 років тому +19

    "She does covert shit" LMAOOOO IM IN TEARS.

    • @ronin86_Oi
      @ronin86_Oi 3 роки тому

      " id try to find some shit or something, id stick my hand in there"

  • @davidmasson3830
    @davidmasson3830 9 років тому +46

    "She had stomachs cancer" RIP

  • @donaldchesser157
    @donaldchesser157 5 років тому +17

    "FLATSO" I can't deal with these guys.

  • @brandenokbranded9078
    @brandenokbranded9078 7 років тому +40

    I'm the same way Patrice is with big girls they the shit 😂😂😂 especially now a days they evolving

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 6 років тому +2

      evolving lol...I get what u saying though..some fat chicks can bring it

    • @carlospina9818
      @carlospina9818 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha fuck yea!

    • @drevil8223
      @drevil8223 5 років тому +7

      He anit wrong big girls give the best head

    • @river7874
      @river7874 4 роки тому +1

      Same. I love me some big women.

  • @skaterzaner92
    @skaterzaner92 4 роки тому +17

    Just gonna ask, whatever happened to healthy lifestyle changes? Like remember back in the mid-2000s to 2010s where everything was “low carb this” “lose weight programs that.” Now a days it’s almost praised upon to be fat? Speaking for myself who was once 260 and lost 100lbs in 2 years, I can’t stand this “fat-is-beautiful “ movement. It’s seems disingenuous, and we just go “you go girl! Show those 250lbs rolls.” TF? No.... even with Covid, none of the news tells you how to STAY HEALTHY, they just say stay inside and wear a mask. They don’t tell you to drink plenty of water, take vitamins, exercise, etc...

    • @jessed6151
      @jessed6151 3 роки тому +1

      Do you think it's easier to subvert a population who has lost all self worth to the point where masses have given up on taking personal care, responsibility for their bodily health, or do you think it would be easier to subvert if the masses actually took charge of taking care of THEMSELVES and not being told what to do day to day on such basic levels, by corporations who want nothing more than to subvert people further. Evil powers that be want people fat and unhealthy and complacent, and they will use every propaganda tool they have.

  • @songknock9777
    @songknock9777 9 років тому +14

    OMG...these men...After a hard night working, it's a joy to heal real guys do what they do best...farting...no justing..just manly and talking. way funny.,..bye for now!

  • @mattb8943
    @mattb8943 3 роки тому +4

    Ant's Maury impersonation is fucking hilarious.

  • @TheLegendRome
    @TheLegendRome 9 років тому +27

    Patrice laugh at 26:54 and 27:05
    Lol

  • @thelastofitskind3034
    @thelastofitskind3034 5 років тому +12

    Patrice always keeps it real the other guys sound dumbs lol

  • @RickRijuanaPro
    @RickRijuanaPro 7 років тому +20

    12:15 If she gets caught we don't know her Lmao

  • @dr2407
    @dr2407 4 роки тому +3

    This fucking title bro lmfao

  • @joeybrisk1869
    @joeybrisk1869 3 роки тому

    One of the best of all time patrice clips 🐐

  • @FranzFerdinand76
    @FranzFerdinand76 9 років тому +5

    From 5:00 to 5:30 I was dying! Patrice is the greatest.

  • @REVIVALFitness
    @REVIVALFitness Рік тому +2

    You can hear the crowd booing her. If this same setup happened today the crowd would cheer for her. Shame Patrice missed the pinnacle of the fat positivity movement.

  • @V4Now
    @V4Now 3 роки тому +1

    Why am I laughing harder after it finishes?🤣

  • @CDavidB047
    @CDavidB047 4 роки тому +4

    He said a Grapefruit in a sock 😂😂

  • @daytondaytona4624
    @daytondaytona4624 9 років тому +42

    5:56- 6:07,,,, wtf patrice lol

    • @the_leonator9149
      @the_leonator9149 5 років тому

      DAYTON DAYTONA holy shit that’s amazing

    • @5aturnia
      @5aturnia 4 роки тому

      DAYTON DAYTONA Joey Diaz laugh

  • @SONEOK
    @SONEOK 10 років тому +26

    The Maury show episode: /watch?v=1fUbZMJnc5I

    • @crumbb_m
      @crumbb_m 7 років тому +3

      SONEOK Bless you, sir.

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 7 років тому +2

      This is nothing, i was expecting mutch worse.

  • @kellyrobinson6003
    @kellyrobinson6003 4 роки тому +4

    Welcome to 2020

  • @Deknis
    @Deknis 9 місяців тому +1

    If only he were still alive today. He’d have a ball with Lizzo. 😂

  • @marcusbeason
    @marcusbeason 4 роки тому +1

    "Thats a slow-tuesday fat girl" 😂😂

  • @jimmiejackson8489
    @jimmiejackson8489 11 років тому +3

    I'm gagging on my food listening to this

  • @DA-uz8qb
    @DA-uz8qb 3 роки тому +1

    His picture of that fat girl in the shower had me rolling

  • @9moneyomm
    @9moneyomm 3 роки тому +2

    2021 and still dying laughing

  • @KellysHeroes777
    @KellysHeroes777 Рік тому

    Put a grapefruit in a sock 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheAgentmigs
    @TheAgentmigs 9 років тому

    Fucking jesus christ this has to be the funniest video i've seen in weeks.

  • @razorbacks1983
    @razorbacks1983 3 роки тому +1

    Patrice was the 1st person to red pill me 7 yrs ago before it became popular

  • @pokey99099
    @pokey99099 9 років тому +22

    If I could bring back only a few human beings from the dead it would be Jesus (if he was real), Einstein, Newton and Patrice O'neal. God bless you sir!!!!

    • @pokey99099
      @pokey99099 8 років тому

      +Matt Silverstein this is also true

    • @CheapGodiva
      @CheapGodiva 7 років тому +4

      pokey99099
      There's never been any historical doubt as to the existence of Jesus. Only his relevance.

    • @ptuffgong8504
      @ptuffgong8504 7 років тому +3

      There's historical doubt all over the place about whether Jesus existed. Look it up. And yes, Tesla was the fucking man.

    • @BortolanAlexandre
      @BortolanAlexandre 6 років тому +3

      Jesus is probably the result of multiple people saying stuff in those years. I suggest Feynman instead.

    • @Talisman09
      @Talisman09 5 років тому +1

      no, jesus existed. He just want the "son of God" lol

  • @prepnamedre
    @prepnamedre 11 років тому +1

    I agree with this guy.

  • @Kwamya10
    @Kwamya10 2 роки тому +1

    Turns out Ant's thing was getting with girls who skipped home room and hanging out with some of Jimmy's exes.

  • @abc4peppa
    @abc4peppa 11 років тому +2

    Hahahhhaahaaaa "titties look like a bible slingshot" !!!!!!! Too fuckin funny!

  • @CollegeDroputPowerpoints
    @CollegeDroputPowerpoints 4 роки тому +4

    How to chubby chaser

  • @princeonyeario4299
    @princeonyeario4299 3 роки тому +2

    Dude said that's not boobs just fat. Probably something disgusting 😂😂

  • @MrSmith-eg7oh
    @MrSmith-eg7oh 4 роки тому +6

    4:12. I don't think I have a fetish either. Just love pretty women. Thick women. Slim women. Talk women. Short women. But most of all short thick women.

    • @youngknowledgeseeker
      @youngknowledgeseeker 3 роки тому

      I like them all too, but there’s something about a slim slender woman that gets me especially if she has a little proportionately big booty

  • @paymetuck
    @paymetuck 2 роки тому +1

    why i feel like 90% of his fans are from boston 🤣🤣🤣 and that’s fine

  • @espoj12
    @espoj12 3 роки тому +1

    I love cross eyed buck toof girls myself I probably shouldn’t

    • @poon_don
      @poon_don 2 роки тому +1

      I feel you man, a big nose and, to a lesser extent, gap teeth, turn me animalistic

  • @methembethomastshuma9587
    @methembethomastshuma9587 4 роки тому +5

    goth chicks with tatoos and colored hair.....i dont know why but i want to

    • @stjjames
      @stjjames 4 роки тому +1

      Well, they’re victims.

    • @kain7513
      @kain7513 2 роки тому

      Oh Yeah!

  • @pantera29palms
    @pantera29palms 2 роки тому +1

    The Patrice and Anthony Show. Opie might as well not have been there….

  • @buang420
    @buang420 3 роки тому

    9:40 that yeah? Lol

  • @joropi
    @joropi 2 роки тому

    This is so funny

  • @nickumoh4267
    @nickumoh4267 9 років тому +6

    bible slingshot.

  • @derrickblackmon420
    @derrickblackmon420 3 роки тому +4

    Any podcast these days with men who actually talk like this. . Yanno like, men ??? If so let me know please. I miss this

    • @poon_don
      @poon_don 2 роки тому

      Only one I know of is Matt and Shane, especially the early episodes

  • @kennethbobo2752
    @kennethbobo2752 7 місяців тому

    2024. This show was good. And they fucked it up.

  • @Anton0915
    @Anton0915 11 років тому

    you damn right! high five homie!

  • @jonathanmartinez001
    @jonathanmartinez001 2 роки тому

    Anyone have a clip of the Maury episode?

  • @seanewon
    @seanewon 8 років тому +4

    none of these have video?

    • @seanewon
      @seanewon 8 років тому

      watch for russia

    • @seanewon
      @seanewon 8 років тому

      Alpha-Dog Trump yup

  • @xavierbronsoncomedy
    @xavierbronsoncomedy 5 років тому

    Too cool guys?! Get em Patrice!!!

  • @smackalicious3997
    @smackalicious3997 2 роки тому

    Can we get some video to this?

  • @HPLov3craft
    @HPLov3craft 3 роки тому

    lol, which O&A episode is this from?

  • @DSRT888
    @DSRT888 7 років тому +4

    Does anyone actually agree with Patrice on fat women being attractive?

  • @eyebiofeedback
    @eyebiofeedback 11 років тому

    add this one to our library please : Black Philip #10 23:47 ->

  • @bryanao
    @bryanao 11 років тому +5

    Damn...its nice that some people like fat chicks..not me...and it's nice that I finally find something I disagree with, with Mr. P..

    • @stjjames
      @stjjames 4 роки тому

      Jade Runner
      ‘Big Boned’

  • @mrRufffnTumble
    @mrRufffnTumble 4 роки тому +1

    Thiccalicious lol

  • @jamarconover9863
    @jamarconover9863 7 років тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @whatsthetruth_review
    @whatsthetruth_review 4 роки тому

    Lol

  • @kulikuliurwaha103
    @kulikuliurwaha103 4 роки тому

    Dangerous not the time

  • @traviellmcnair
    @traviellmcnair 5 років тому

    17:28 is that Anthony or Opie?
    😂😂😂😂

  • @ninjamlu
    @ninjamlu 6 років тому

    Anyone else just hear Angry Vince??:'h

  • @Orenoryori
    @Orenoryori 5 років тому +3

    All of this Patrice gold, too bad it's mixed in with this Opie and Anthony slag.

    • @stjjames
      @stjjames 4 роки тому

      Should have been the Cumia/Norton/O’Neal show 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @tedcrilly46
    @tedcrilly46 9 років тому +1

    bible slingshot lololololol.

  • @delljay8614
    @delljay8614 11 років тому

    No way

  • @robertstraw9881
    @robertstraw9881 7 років тому +1

    Stomachs cancer lol

  • @JokermanUno
    @JokermanUno 7 років тому +3

    22:30 and 23:15

  • @ericsiggins254
    @ericsiggins254 4 роки тому

    I fart blood

  • @v00doozz82
    @v00doozz82 5 років тому

    SHE DO COVERT SHIT LMAO

  • @paulcolin9071
    @paulcolin9071 Рік тому

    🤔

  • @donaldchesser157
    @donaldchesser157 5 років тому

    Russian nesting dolls

  • @kulikuliurwaha103
    @kulikuliurwaha103 4 роки тому +1

    Ara the baby sleeping inside shouldn't be propping nothing with baby sleeping inside. nothing now at 2am

  • @Logicalpsycho2323
    @Logicalpsycho2323 11 років тому +2

    Opie is so Real.

    • @ibladesi
      @ibladesi 6 років тому +1

      Ryan_n haha I really want to know how many dislikes this has.. I know it's sarcasm.. but..

  • @thehurricane218
    @thehurricane218 4 роки тому +2

    lol like Patrice had any dignity he dies from being fat the more I listen to him the more I see he wasn't as "woke" as he claimed to be.

    • @5aturnia
      @5aturnia 4 роки тому +3

      It’s called comedy. Eat a snickers and get some nuts 🥜

    • @thehurricane218
      @thehurricane218 4 роки тому +1

      M A this has nothing to do with you trying to sell me unhealthy candy bars lol you NPC's are terminally exhausting.

    • @stjjames
      @stjjames 4 роки тому +9

      Woke?
      I think they would have called him Alt-Right adjacent- today.

    • @skaterzaner92
      @skaterzaner92 4 роки тому +10

      stjjames dude no joke, if Patrice was still saying shit like this today on radio or even just sharing his philosophies, he would’ve been cancelled probably in 2017 or something. He even saw all this feminization of our culture way before Metoo was even a thing.

    • @biglicker4473
      @biglicker4473 3 роки тому +8

      Lmao he never claimed to be "woke" and also i find it so ironic that guys like you are the ones who throw that term around. look in the mirror, sometimes the people you're against often reside within in your own thoughts.