I love David Walliams. His story with the reunion was touching. Makes you think how we take things for granted. This kid was thrilled with a thin cot and school.
Yeah, the boy seemed so sincerely happy to see him, made me cry. At the same time it was very sad to hear how his friends were left on the street and died :/
@@usercarefree44 Must be comic relief merchandise? Polka dot pattern of red noses. I believe she said at the beginning she was wearing all - not just the silly glasses?
So so glad someone made the summitted joke because I was thinking it and laughed too hard at myself so knowing i wasn't the only one made it much better
People who say women aren't funny are fucking stupid. This is coming from a 40 year old man who doesn't like people. I'm a loner and a homebody. TMI, but I don't give a shit.
amazing story about philip in kisumu, that hug really gets you, this is what governments should be doing with our money, helping people, not blowing them up.
with the last joke i thought he ment he'd pay for a chicken to pee on his chest, i didnt understand and it took me about 5 mins to realise he didnt mean that kind of chick
They build infrastructure, which in some of the African countries especially is hard, it's long term goals, not short wins. You can actually google where the money goes, there's a pdf of the finances and everything. Some high notes: Over 2 million people got access to healthcare over 147,000 were supported to grow their incomes and savings. Over 90,000 people got better toilets and sanitation. Over 64,000 people got clean drinking water. Over 189,000 children were supported to be in school. Over 34,000 women were supported to influence decisions affecting their lives. Over 45,000 workers improved working conditions. This was all in 2014-2015 The trick is to keep all of them there and get the infrastructure built so it doesn't collapse upon itself, that's where the cost comes into play. It's easy to build a well in some remote village, but to teach the villagers about how to keep the well clean and how to manage it takes longer and costs money. And that being said Africa especially is a very worn torn continent with plenty of civil wars, corruption and people in power that exploit other people, again building the infrastructure over time helps more than a quick win.
I KNOW, it's very interesting, (in a bad way), with the all the "fund" raising, you'd think every African, would be set up for life, and they are not!!!!!!!!!
Have any of you actually been to Africa? It _is_ improving. Incidence and fatality rates for malaria for example, are going down. You also probably have this half-image of Africa as mud huts and naked women or something from the movies when the reality is very different. With a few exceptions in war-torn, dictator-controlled, or hyper-religious areas, Africa is quite modernized. I mean, jeez, Nairobi has skyscrapers. The target of the relief programs like these are the truly depressed areas where poverty is extreme. And you can't fix that kind of thing overnight without fixing the causes which is usually political. But they do help immensely.
Chocolate Field watch the new black panther movie, I'm pretty sure there's people who would say Africa has flying cars and scientifically advanced than the rest of the world
Clearly Covid lockdown was on this episode... these folks are blocks away from each other and all doing the same shows before and afterwards haha. Still love em.
While I appreciate that it brings the plight of Africans to the Uk, No African has ever heard of Comic Relief or before that Band Aid, Live Aid so we are just throwing money at corrupt governments.
@Kim Smith Oooh are you so wrong. I'm married to a Nigerian and I'm also emigrating there next month to set up a free pre-school for local children in Abuja. I will also be employing locals and creating jobs and distributing free vegetables to the needy. I put my money where my mouth is. All at my own expense and if we are talking about age I'm 51. So please believe me, when I say that you putting a couple of quid in a collection box doesn't help anyone. And I'll be living in the bush, so no electric or running water or phone signal. Please don't try and tell me how Africans live.
@Kim Smith I appreciate your reply and I can only talk about Nigeria which I have visited many times, I'm sorry but you are totally deluded if you think the money gets to the people it's meant for. I'm sorry but that is a fact. You make yourself feel better by donating. At least I can sleep well at night knowing that I'm doing something to ACTUALLY help!
Lentil & chickpea joke, hahahaha. Please though, no more Johnny Vegas, he just comes across as needy. Interrupting other guests just because you think you have something funnier to say is not cool.
The Graham Norton Show is great, but was I the only one to remember the African economist James Shikwati? Google his interview: "For God's Sake, Please Stop the Aid!" (Spiegel).
Sadly what he says is true. It's no secret that the poorest african nations have the most corruption. There are many poor countries across the world but Africa has been the biggest recipient of foreign aid but has seen the least amount of development.
Jeffrey D. Sachs, a University professor and leading aid advocate, calls Shikwati’s findings “shockingly misguided” and “amazingly wrong.” adding that there are huge consequences for the poor with Shikwati's type of beliefs.
Forgive this Canadian who doesn’t have a lot of exposure to Geordies but can someone pls put me out of my misery and translate for me?!? Also must say this is the easiest time I’ve ever had understanding Cheryl (enter current last name here) and I KNOW I’m not the only one who struggles with what she is saying sometimes!!
950 Million is almost 1 Billion, THAT'S A LOT so HOW MUCH IF THE MONEY got to tje people that needs it, or like most other "charity's" the money went to the middle man. What a shame on humankind né. Alway great to watch Graham's show, pity about assholes like david walliams
Most of that money never reaches the people who need it, it gets stuck in the hands of corrupt bureaucrats. Instead of aid it's better to invest in these countries. That way you create jobs, provide much needed infrastructure and earn a tidy profit at the same time. Just giving away the money isn't going to help.
David is hit and miss. For me hes very strange with his comedy, there are some times I see him and I just can't stand him, then there are times where he is amazing and sharp and very good. I'm not a big fan due to the low times, but I do admit that I've seen some shows and stuff where he is just on point and funny and great. To me, he's an entertainer, not a comedian.
love Jennifer Saunders! she's beautiful and Cheryl is only there to be her toothpick! She needs to hook those bottls from her cake out between her teeth! AB FAB!
I never realised how much the uk did for great causes that’s brilliant
I love David Walliams. His story with the reunion was touching. Makes you think how we take things for granted. This kid was thrilled with a thin cot and school.
Yeah, the boy seemed so sincerely happy to see him, made me cry. At the same time it was very sad to hear how his friends were left on the street and died :/
I am shocked Johnny let him get through it.
Barbara Army I adore him too.
HE IS INCREDIBLE...and swam the channel
Graham Nirton simply the best ❤
I love Johnny Vegas and his pint of Guiness.
Cheryl so incredibly beautiful and so funny! I think, with this one, I've seen all of her appearances on Graham show. Need to make sure, though.
I love Jennifer Saunders voice so much
She's beautiful 😍
But what is she wearing???
@@usercarefree44 Must be comic relief merchandise? Polka dot pattern of red noses.
I believe she said at the beginning she was wearing all - not just the silly glasses?
idk why but johnny drinking a pint of guinness is so funny
Best hosted show anywhere!
when they propose the question .... " if you could have anyone to dinner ...who would it be ..... ? " ... Jennifer Saunders ... is my answer
Love Jack Dee...and Johnny.😅 But what a sweetheart is David Walliams.
GREAT charity!
Cheryl is the funniest haha
@23:33 how come Dame David Walliams?...is that a callback from Graham Norton to Walliams's little briian character 'I'm a lady...'
oooh that last joke. Took me a sec and then I was like uhhh!!
I didn't even pay the chick who peed on my chest ;o)))
Jack Dee was brilliant in this Ep 😂
Cheryl is quite possibly the most beautiful woman in the world.
...Yeah; AND she *sings,* too ({: \ / ({; D ...!
Agreed. She presses all the right buttons here.
She wouldn't be if all the other women died.
29:37
32:34
Jennifer Saunders and her Sarcastic side
Best thing about not watching live is being able to skip through the charity bits.
So so glad someone made the summitted joke because I was thinking it and laughed too hard at myself so knowing i wasn't the only one made it much better
Anytime I hear someone state women are not funny I always reply - French and Saunders. Usually shuts them up.
People who say women aren't funny are fucking stupid. This is coming from a 40 year old man who doesn't like people. I'm a loner and a homebody. TMI, but I don't give a shit.
French and Saunders aren't funny, so are you just agreeing with them with that comment?
amazing show as always
amazing story about philip in kisumu, that hug really gets you, this is what governments should be doing with our money, helping people, not blowing them up.
Best joke by the Aussie of course. Good on ya mate.
i thought americans were the only ones who made everything into a competition... guess not.
Red nose day is different from uk in australia is for rasing monet for sids
BHAAA! Cheryl is like Canada's Celine Dion, the USA loves her. And we Canadians like that!
Celine Dion is Canada's Celine Dion.
celine can at least sing
30:47 .... anyone ? ...... what is the moment ?
I just wondered how much of that money got to the people that needed it, bet it wasn't what we think
Thinking the same, and also thinking: Liquidate the Palace. All of them for that matter.
...it should have been..... "Donald Trump has never had a Russian lentil on his chest."
Johnny Vegas was pissed as a newt.
Why are people hating on cheryl so badly has she done something wrong?I just cant understand
with the last joke i thought he ment he'd pay for a chicken to pee on his chest, i didnt understand and it took me about 5 mins to realise he didnt mean that kind of chick
makes me wonder they make so much money each year but Africa and the poor it never improves . :/ or am I wrong
Alex Field dont people say most of the cash goes to admin ???
They build infrastructure, which in some of the African countries especially is hard, it's long term goals, not short wins. You can actually google where the money goes, there's a pdf of the finances and everything.
Some high notes: Over 2 million people got access to healthcare
over 147,000 were supported to grow their incomes and savings.
Over 90,000 people got better toilets and sanitation.
Over 64,000 people got clean drinking water.
Over 189,000 children were supported to be in school.
Over 34,000 women were supported to influence decisions affecting their lives.
Over 45,000 workers improved working conditions.
This was all in 2014-2015
The trick is to keep all of them there and get the infrastructure built so it doesn't collapse upon itself, that's where the cost comes into play. It's easy to build a well in some remote village, but to teach the villagers about how to keep the well clean and how to manage it takes longer and costs money. And that being said Africa especially is a very worn torn continent with plenty of civil wars, corruption and people in power that exploit other people, again building the infrastructure over time helps more than a quick win.
I KNOW, it's very interesting, (in a bad way), with the all the "fund" raising, you'd think every African, would be set up for life, and they are not!!!!!!!!!
Have any of you actually been to Africa? It _is_ improving. Incidence and fatality rates for malaria for example, are going down. You also probably have this half-image of Africa as mud huts and naked women or something from the movies when the reality is very different. With a few exceptions in war-torn, dictator-controlled, or hyper-religious areas, Africa is quite modernized. I mean, jeez, Nairobi has skyscrapers. The target of the relief programs like these are the truly depressed areas where poverty is extreme. And you can't fix that kind of thing overnight without fixing the causes which is usually political. But they do help immensely.
Chocolate Field watch the new black panther movie, I'm pretty sure there's people who would say Africa has flying cars and scientifically advanced than the rest of the world
whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? ive never had a lentil on my face before
Is there like some sort of conveyor belt of people for that red chair. 'Quick we need another dipstick!' instant factory fresh people.
Mrs. Towns boys
What does the money do?
It makes the Clinton’s loads of petty cash.
Clearly Covid lockdown was on this episode... these folks are blocks away from each other and all doing the same shows before and afterwards haha. Still love em.
They are sitting on a couch next to each other.
Cheryl WHO, this year 😕
I want to hear more from Jennifer Saunders and less Cheryl Cole
I agree, Jennifer is amazing I've liked her for a long time. Her shows are amazing.
agreed. i've always said, she should be seen and not heard
I love Cheryl's accent -- like REALLY love it. And she's so funny. Agree to disagree I guess. :)
While I appreciate that it brings the plight of Africans to the Uk, No African has ever heard of Comic Relief or before that Band Aid, Live Aid so we are just throwing money at corrupt governments.
@Kim Smith Oooh are you so wrong. I'm married to a Nigerian and I'm also emigrating there next month to set up a free pre-school for local children in Abuja. I will also be employing locals and creating jobs and distributing free vegetables to the needy. I put my money where my mouth is. All at my own expense and if we are talking about age I'm 51. So please believe me, when I say that you putting a couple of quid in a collection box doesn't help anyone. And I'll be living in the bush, so no electric or running water or phone signal. Please don't try and tell me how Africans live.
@Kim Smith I appreciate your reply and I can only talk about Nigeria which I have visited many times, I'm sorry but you are totally deluded if you think the money gets to the people it's meant for. I'm sorry but that is a fact. You make yourself feel better by donating. At least I can sleep well at night knowing that I'm doing something to ACTUALLY help!
Lentil & chickpea joke, hahahaha. Please though, no more Johnny Vegas, he just comes across as needy. Interrupting other guests just because you think you have something funnier to say is not cool.
The Frenchman in the red chair was funnier than Johnny Vegas.
Oh relax.
The Graham Norton Show is great, but was I the only one to remember the African economist James Shikwati? Google his interview: "For God's Sake, Please Stop the Aid!" (Spiegel).
Sadly what he says is true. It's no secret that the poorest african nations have the most corruption. There are many poor countries across the world but Africa has been the biggest recipient of foreign aid but has seen the least amount of development.
@@aicram62 Hoo-fucking-raw!
Jeffrey D. Sachs, a University professor and leading aid advocate, calls Shikwati’s findings “shockingly misguided” and “amazingly wrong.” adding that there are huge consequences for the poor with Shikwati's type of beliefs.
Where has all the money gone!!!!!!!
Forgive this Canadian who doesn’t have a lot of exposure to Geordies but can someone pls put me out of my misery and translate for me?!? Also must say this is the easiest time I’ve ever had understanding Cheryl (enter current last name here) and I KNOW I’m not the only one who struggles with what she is saying sometimes!!
Big boss?
Johnny deep only making fat jokes
Not fond of the guy at the end of the couches humor.
Johnny Vegas is a Legend! He always makes the pretentious film stars uncomfortable.
The dude with the black suit is a real Mama Faluche punk
As an English man I have no idea W T F you are on about
This is hilarious and most of the nasty comments were written by wankers. You know who you are.
So allthat money why isn't the country self sufficient
Africa is a continent, not a country. That's not that much spread over such a huge continent and 30 years
I would wear Cheryl Cole like a horse's feedbag.
A strange analogy. Don't tell me, you'd subject Cheryl to some analogy...
m a
Mr Owen, sign up for free, just give me your credit card number? Sorry, was not born yesterday.
Shite jokes especially the last one
950 Million is almost 1 Billion, THAT'S A LOT so HOW MUCH IF THE MONEY got to tje people that needs it, or like most other "charity's" the money went to the middle man. What a shame on humankind né. Alway great to watch Graham's show, pity about assholes like david walliams
Can't stand Walliams
All that money to Africa and they are still coming over in droves.....ugh, what a waste.
Most of that money never reaches the people who need it, it gets stuck in the hands of corrupt bureaucrats. Instead of aid it's better to invest in these countries. That way you create jobs, provide much needed infrastructure and earn a tidy profit at the same time. Just giving away the money isn't going to help.
I love smart people, thanks Asmodeus!
Someone needs to tell David Walliams he ain't funny.
John Wilks he cracks me up Johnny boy.
Someone needs to tell Johnny Vegas isn't funny.
David is hit and miss. For me hes very strange with his comedy, there are some times I see him and I just can't stand him, then there are times where he is amazing and sharp and very good. I'm not a big fan due to the low times, but I do admit that I've seen some shows and stuff where he is just on point and funny and great. To me, he's an entertainer, not a comedian.
johnny vegas is hilarious. someone needs to tell you how to construct a coherent sentence, kiddo.
Opinions are like arseholes, dear boy...
love Jennifer Saunders! she's beautiful and Cheryl is only there to be her toothpick! She needs to hook those bottls from her cake out between her teeth! AB FAB!
The Graham Norton show would be so much better if Graham Norton had nothing to do with it.