Meet the Antipope

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  • @Thoughty2
    @Thoughty2  3 роки тому +1330

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  • @absoluteschmuck
    @absoluteschmuck 3 роки тому +9122

    One of the most puzzling mysteries in history: *where is thoughty1?*

    • @tarker3241
      @tarker3241 3 роки тому +907

      Thoughty1? Bro this is 42 here😂

    • @contrafighter_1983
      @contrafighter_1983 3 роки тому +282

      My brain hurts and i need answers!

    • @donovancurtis9381
      @donovancurtis9381 3 роки тому +265

      I don't need sleep, I need answers.

    • @wrathford
      @wrathford 3 роки тому +259

      Didn’t you know? He was assassinated by MI5.

    • @autisticspaceman9397
      @autisticspaceman9397 3 роки тому +863

      The same place as Pre Malone and Cardi A, I'd imagen

  • @jorge28624
    @jorge28624 3 роки тому +2361

    "Fool me once, shame on you, but teach a man to fool me, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life"

    • @KillaStyles
      @KillaStyles 3 роки тому +143

      Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, you pretty good at this

    • @uncatila
      @uncatila 3 роки тому +65

      You can fool some of the people some of the time but tell a man a fish story and one of them can fool themselves for the rest of their lives.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 роки тому +50

      You can beat a dead horse to water, but you can't make him let a sleeping dog in the hand lie about the 2 in the bush. Also, look before you leap, but he who hesitates is lost, then again look both ways before crossing the street, unless fortune favors the bold, of course he who flees and runs away, lives to fight another day.

    • @AngelTorres-oi6pj
      @AngelTorres-oi6pj 3 роки тому +5

      Seems as if quoting ' el chapulin colorado' there.

    • @choff01
      @choff01 3 роки тому +2

      Excellent

  • @AwokenEntertainment
    @AwokenEntertainment 2 роки тому +95

    The fact that he liked to walk around with empty eye sockets is the most chilling part.. eyes have always been the windows to the soul..

  • @altaccount4825
    @altaccount4825 2 роки тому +136

    "The Antipope" sounds like a very weird and forgotten villain that existed in the 80's along DCs silver age, and was owned by a small catholic comic book company

    • @quantisedspace7047
      @quantisedspace7047 Місяць тому

      Surely, an antipope is simply the point diametrically opposite to here through the centre of the Earth ?

    • @Brough1111
      @Brough1111 Місяць тому

      If the Antipope and the Pope collide the entire universe will collapse into a black hole

  • @7rich79
    @7rich79 3 роки тому +1792

    The only thing i want to know is: if the pope and the antipope meet, will they cancel each other out? Could this be a form of renewable energy?

    • @alexisborgia91
      @alexisborgia91 3 роки тому +202

      They should duel with their magical sticks, like Gandalf and Sauraman.

    • @brethartaquino3976
      @brethartaquino3976 3 роки тому +47

      Schism in a nutshell.

    • @jonathanlockwood8851
      @jonathanlockwood8851 3 роки тому +41

      Zero Absolution Achieved

    • @chandrachacha4964
      @chandrachacha4964 3 роки тому +49

      “Finally a worthy opponent, out battle will be legendary!!”

    • @sethwatters99
      @sethwatters99 3 роки тому +4

      @@alexisborgia91 no it should be Shazam style 😂

  • @anatolydyatlov963
    @anatolydyatlov963 3 роки тому +1627

    That was indeed one of the weirdest video intros I've seen in a while. I imagined walking through the woods and stumbling upon a wild pope shitting behind a tree, like a Pokemon.

  • @Savvysnek
    @Savvysnek 2 роки тому +43

    I thought this would be about the medieval “2 popes” era, where France had a competing Vatican, but this was much funnier

    • @clairfayne
      @clairfayne Рік тому +4

      The Avignon Schism, actually
      ~ @Clairfayne

    • @Savvysnek
      @Savvysnek Рік тому +2

      @@clairfayne that’s the one

    • @drago939393
      @drago939393 8 місяців тому

      Apparently there was even one guy who managed to be the official Pope and Antipope at different points in time.

  • @melhupby
    @melhupby 3 роки тому +57

    I think what I love most about Thoughty2 is that Thoughty's appearance, mannerisms, voice and the entire channel in general _feels_ like it's a casually PG-13/G just because natural wholesomeness. And then he casually drops "Shit" throughout the video :D

  • @Makem12
    @Makem12 3 роки тому +552

    "A hard nut lead to Rome" is one of my favorite malaphors. It's a combination of "A hard nut to crack" and "All roads lead to Rome". I suppose you could also reverse their order to get "All roads lead to crack".

    • @malas.7276
      @malas.7276 3 роки тому +29

      Haha, magic nut. All roads lead to Crack. I like this one too.

    • @AngelaMerici12
      @AngelaMerici12 3 роки тому

      😂 🤣 🤣

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 3 роки тому +6

      Which one do you mean, all roads lead to freebase or anus?

    • @annafirth6738
      @annafirth6738 3 роки тому +14

      They don't mean the same thing do they?

    • @SuperMrHiggins
      @SuperMrHiggins 3 роки тому

      🤣

  • @us-unclesam6566
    @us-unclesam6566 3 роки тому +528

    Now I know where the surprise exclamation, "Holy Shit" came from.

    • @BarefootCowboy
      @BarefootCowboy 3 роки тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @outcast4087
      @outcast4087 3 роки тому +10

      Dude, that's GENIOUS! I love it!

    • @DebdenJohnny
      @DebdenJohnny 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂!

    • @someoneelse6618
      @someoneelse6618 2 роки тому +5

      I always imagined that's what the pope said when he looked in the toilet

    • @DownhillAllTheWay
      @DownhillAllTheWay 2 роки тому +1

      I wonder what the relic-collecting Catholic church would think of Jesus copralites. There may be a market niche there!

  • @Mario_Angel_Medina
    @Mario_Angel_Medina 2 роки тому +12

    "Does the Pope shits on the woods?" The Palmarian Church's giant cathedral seems to be near a forest so is difficult to say

  • @jazzdirt
    @jazzdirt 2 роки тому +10

    "The grand interior of the church looked like King Midas came home drunk one day and bumped into absolutely everything, looking for a place to throw up." LOL

  • @MGuyGadbois
    @MGuyGadbois 3 роки тому +849

    Malaphor:
    "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

    • @TheTaawnyDaanger
      @TheTaawnyDaanger 3 роки тому +14

      I read this in Zap Brannigan's voice.

    • @MGuyGadbois
      @MGuyGadbois 3 роки тому +11

      @@TheTaawnyDaanger Oh yeah, it's from Futurama

    • @your_dad_on_vacation
      @your_dad_on_vacation 3 роки тому +14

      That was confusing and made sence at the same time,,,,,, well done

    • @onipot9639
      @onipot9639 3 роки тому +2

      One of t he best lines!! XD

    • @wesondesit9418
      @wesondesit9418 3 роки тому +2

      It’s best that this guy just pray for others in Jesus’s name

  • @wingedeathnoisewave
    @wingedeathnoisewave 3 роки тому +982

    “Empty eye sockets gazing out at his congregation”.. “JESUS CHRIST!” Comedy gold.. 🤣🤣.

    • @ukflifestyle
      @ukflifestyle 3 роки тому +69

      "The church seen it for what it is..... the blind leading the clueless" that line was golden also

    • @BoneFrossil
      @BoneFrossil 3 роки тому +7

      I did have a chuckle after he said that.

    • @Catlife247
      @Catlife247 3 роки тому +13

      Dude, I replayed that part so many times, epic delivery!

    • @juniorr2646
      @juniorr2646 3 роки тому +3

      Jajaja 🤣 😂

    • @monaskulllll
      @monaskulllll 3 роки тому +2

      Hahahahahahaha 😂

  • @FC-yg4wi
    @FC-yg4wi 2 роки тому +16

    "the blind leading the clueless" a really poetic way to describe our social media society. wow

  • @iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis
    @iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis 2 роки тому +4

    Reminds me of the Portugese "Milagre de Sol" where like three orphans said they were told by the Virgin Mary that a miracle will happen on October 13th. When that day comes, many people arrive and all of them witnessed the sun move around the sky erratically. October 13th is now a holiday in Portugal.

    • @HolyknightVader999
      @HolyknightVader999 Рік тому

      God the Son and His Earthly Mother decided to play a solar prank that day.

  • @jawad9954
    @jawad9954 3 роки тому +1555

    Tbh “Is the bear catholic” would be funnier

    • @just_radical
      @just_radical 3 роки тому +111

      I can only assume that Wojtek the Soldier bear was Catholic being Polish and all, but he may not be representative of his people as a whole.

    • @gremlinfifty2308
      @gremlinfifty2308 3 роки тому +33

      If its a grizzly then it is most likely a pagan.

    • @arismeinardllemit7568
      @arismeinardllemit7568 3 роки тому +5

      Nah not really

    • @jumatron2060
      @jumatron2060 3 роки тому +3

      All creation submitts to God, at the root of all religions is One God. God sent to each "nation" a teacher(prophet). But all prophet's including Moses, Jesus and Mohamed came with the same message. To worship One God alone without partners.

    • @vseodbornik
      @vseodbornik 3 роки тому +10

      If it's from Poland, then yes.

  • @bullzdawguk
    @bullzdawguk 3 роки тому +700

    In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man has no depth perception.

    • @ghazghkullthraka9714
      @ghazghkullthraka9714 3 роки тому +15

      No shit

    • @bullzdawguk
      @bullzdawguk 3 роки тому +66

      @@ghazghkullthraka9714 I know! Right? Oddly, the blind man has no depth perception, too. But, you probably know that.

    • @davidsharp2050
      @davidsharp2050 3 роки тому +1

      Wouldn't matter.

    • @davidsharp2050
      @davidsharp2050 3 роки тому +4

      You'd want to be deaf also, all those blind fkrs looking for the shiter.
      LOL YEAH.

    • @Paslayas
      @Paslayas 3 роки тому +5

      Clever and funny. And true.

  • @katem2411
    @katem2411 2 роки тому +18

    I adore cults and thought I had a pretty good grounding in them but I had no idea the extent of this particular delusion. Wow. The antipope's origin story and drag name are just the chefs kiss for it all!

    • @Brough1111
      @Brough1111 Місяць тому

      OK, with no empirical evidence to support your religious claims makes me ask how do you distinguish the difference in a cult and true religion. 😅 you don't know with out appointing some supernatural authority which means you must also be a cult.

    • @katem2411
      @katem2411 Місяць тому

      @Brough1111 I'm not sure what point you are trying to make (or if you even have one), but you clearly have low reading comprehension as I never mentioned having a belief system - only that I find cults interesting enough to learn about.
      If you want to know some differences between cults and religions, Google is your friend.

    • @Brough1111
      @Brough1111 Місяць тому

      @katem2411 Yeah, Cults are kind of fascinating aren't they, I think I replied to the wrong person meant to go elsewhere.

  • @tango1305
    @tango1305 3 роки тому +18

    Love how this story was so exquisitely told. It was brilliantly executed in how the story comes full circle.

  • @onipot9639
    @onipot9639 3 роки тому +413

    My fave malaphor : " We will burn that bridge when we come to it."

    • @josephturner4047
      @josephturner4047 3 роки тому +20

      I've used that one for years.

    • @IaMaPh1991
      @IaMaPh1991 3 роки тому +33

      I usually say "we'll burn that bridge after we cross it", basically as a way to say that all rival parties involved with a struggle must stick together to achieve a common goal, but will go about their separate ways after completing that task

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 3 роки тому +9

      well end up poisoning the well when we split

    • @KaDaJxClonE
      @KaDaJxClonE 3 роки тому +7

      I like to say "we'll burnt hat bridge when we cross it." It's a bit shorter and reassures the person you're talking to that you will cross it... Once.

    • @billgreen7283
      @billgreen7283 3 роки тому +1

      Sounds like a political motto.

  • @Holmesy87
    @Holmesy87 3 роки тому +590

    "...you can go f" **ad plays** "beep yourself"
    Perfect timing.

    • @thebigdog2295
      @thebigdog2295 3 роки тому +19

      Yeah it was perfect timing wasn't it. 😂🤣😭

    • @phre3ze117
      @phre3ze117 3 роки тому +10

      Got the same thing

    • @aminer1011
      @aminer1011 3 роки тому +6

      Same lolol I died

    • @Holmesy87
      @Holmesy87 3 роки тому +6

      @Paul Hernandez You should start an OnlyFans, people would pay to see that.

    • @Makem12
      @Makem12 3 роки тому +4

      I got a Melania Trump ad. I was so confused

  • @tehdonkey85
    @tehdonkey85 2 роки тому +6

    "He just gazed out empty eye sockets" ...... "JESUS CHRIST" LOL this got me laughing sooo hard

  • @JK-jl1bf
    @JK-jl1bf 2 роки тому +7

    You’re too funny!!! “Jesus Christ!” - I played that part over like 20 times as I tried to imagine that horrific sight!!!

  • @sychocfj
    @sychocfj 3 роки тому +344

    This just sounds like scientology with extra steps.

    • @shattymcdumper8836
      @shattymcdumper8836 3 роки тому +7

      All the churches are wrong so you need to establish your own church with its own beliefs here??? Sounds more like.....more...MOR(E) like....m... Mmm... ...MOR-...LIKE!!!... ?

    • @SUBZEROxACID
      @SUBZEROxACID 3 роки тому +25

      @@shattymcdumper8836 wat?

    • @zactipus4972
      @zactipus4972 3 роки тому +20

      @@shattymcdumper8836 Did you get poisoned or something?

    • @lordmegatron4989
      @lordmegatron4989 3 роки тому +2

      Someone’s getting laid in college

    • @shattymcdumper8836
      @shattymcdumper8836 3 роки тому +3

      @@SUBZEROxACID get a few more years of life experience and it's an inevitability, if you're a native anglophone at least, that you will have shared with you or presented to you a little something I simply felt was even more similar sounding to this whole situation than Scientology although now I think I see what the OP was referring to, the stringent rules regarding behavior, social liberties, and submission to cult-related behaviors which lend a hand to mind-control and maintaining people's acceptance of an otherwise hard to swallow pill. In which case I feel the dynamic between church and adherents is definitely scientology's fraternal twin while the fashion by which it came about sounds mor- like this church which was established in the latter days of the 19th century whose name escapes me Mor- and Mor-, man, each time I try and recall it. Jesus Christ. Pardon my language I ain't no Saints. K that's all I got for you. Im gonna get back to reading my Book a Mor-, man! You a caught me in a da middle of a some a suspense and a action. It's a too difficult to explain. And no im a not from a da Italy.

  • @iam3gion204
    @iam3gion204 3 роки тому +143

    The beginning of the video: Does the pope shit in the woods?
    The end of the video: Henry Danger might be the antichrist

    • @wedaringu667
      @wedaringu667 2 роки тому +2

      Thoughty is concerned that the prophecy is too early.
      I'm concerned if he doesn't get caught up quick there won't be anything left by 2030.

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 2 роки тому +126

    Feel like I need to start a church, seems easy enough to get people to believe and I could really use that sweet tax free status!

    • @johnnysmith9155
      @johnnysmith9155 2 роки тому +9

      Preach the laawwwd!!! I want to be your business, I mean faith partner.

    • @finallythere100
      @finallythere100 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, L Ron Hubbard figured that out, but there is only ONE TRUE RELIGION!, which Jesus, Himself established, (Traditional Roman Catholicism, of course!)

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri Рік тому

      Sanford and Son did that once!

    • @EdgyShooter
      @EdgyShooter Рік тому +3

      @@johnnysmith9155 Aw well bless your wallet... I mean heart!

    • @Frankie5Angels150
      @Frankie5Angels150 Рік тому

      You really don’t get it, do you?

  • @healthy2202
    @healthy2202 2 роки тому +1

    I didn't get people seeing things like this until I joined an over the top mediation group. I found that after using different techniques I could look at pictures and after an hour of chants I could see the image change. Even make the mouth move, eyes, image rotate slightly.

  • @chewsdaym8
    @chewsdaym8 3 роки тому +505

    Isn’t crazy how avengers endgame costs over 20 times more than a whole ass cathedral?

    • @smhgaming3259
      @smhgaming3259 3 роки тому +27

      No endgame had thousands of employees let alone the actual filming of the movie. And all the digital shit and the cathedral was built decades ago mhmm

    • @Perry_Neum
      @Perry_Neum 3 роки тому +16

      Adjusted for inflation...

    • @Notmyname1593
      @Notmyname1593 3 роки тому +55

      @@smhgaming3259 That cathedral was obviously built by just two men they found in an alley somewhere as building such a simple structure is a piece of cake and would need hardly any planning.

    • @marialeba424
      @marialeba424 3 роки тому +4

      What RUBBISH.Only a fool like you would believe this stupid story. I am a proud Roman Catholic.Go jump with your silly fantasy.

    • @jwrosenbury
      @jwrosenbury 3 роки тому +10

      Yes, but Avengers Endgame had superheroes to help with the filming. I think the this church did great with only a Marian apparition. [satire]

  • @medexamtoolsdotcom
    @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 роки тому +175

    You can beat a dead horse to water, but you can't make him let a sleeping dog lie.

  • @planetx5269
    @planetx5269 3 роки тому +4

    I really like your videos but this was a gem and the humor was absolutely brilliant! Thank you.

    • @planetx5269
      @planetx5269 3 роки тому

      PS As MaGoo would have said ; 42...you've done it again.

  • @dropbearkellyevehammond4446
    @dropbearkellyevehammond4446 2 роки тому +4

    Thought great info delivered with fantastic English humour, you had me LMAO so much I near fell out my wheelchair and scared the poor cat with my crazy GAFFAWING 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pia_mater
    @pia_mater 3 роки тому +242

    Why did I read the title as "meet the antelope" 😂

  • @JackDesert
    @JackDesert 3 роки тому +305

    "Is a Bear Catholic?"
    A bear in white holds up a paw while holding a staff in the other, "Grawrrarrrr"

  • @gordonsmith4884
    @gordonsmith4884 2 роки тому +6

    Oddly enough some years ago I was interviewing candidates for a position in the company I then worked for. One rather arrogant young chap answered one of my questions with "Does the Pope shit in the woods?". Long pause, I couldn't resist it. "I am a Roman Catholic" (I'm not). It's fun when candidates start to drool.

  • @elhombreconsciente6882
    @elhombreconsciente6882 5 місяців тому +1

    To see that Church in person, is absolutely crazy. You can't get an idea of how fucking Big It is, in the middle of NOWHERE

  • @LiberalTimeBomb
    @LiberalTimeBomb 3 роки тому +117

    “ It’s all fun and apparitions until people start bleeding to death” - Thoughty2

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw Рік тому

      Didn't Jesus bleed to death to start a religion?

  • @fionalee5177
    @fionalee5177 3 роки тому +1

    OMG, stumbled across the site by accident, you crack me up so much that I have to keep going back to follow the story. lol

  • @godlycheese
    @godlycheese 3 роки тому +22

    "Empty eye sockets, gazing out across his congregation.... Jesus christ" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thecatholicbananaduck1232
    @thecatholicbananaduck1232 3 роки тому +396

    "....worshipping the wrong Pope." Well, we don't worship any Pope so...

    • @thetitan5233
      @thetitan5233 3 роки тому +12

      I mean...

    • @yawn4983
      @yawn4983 3 роки тому +67

      Exactly, we don’t worship the pope lol

    • @johnkoch5389
      @johnkoch5389 3 роки тому +13

      Who's gonna tell all of em? 😂😂😂

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 3 роки тому +9

      @@Jessica-to8um "this UA-camr seems to confuse God with religion and religion with extremists and/or people using religion falsely for power " that's because that's an incredible bloody difficult thing to not confuse, like they are so similar and it happens so many times that the chance of getting it right goes to 0 pretty quickly.

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 3 роки тому +10

      @Dominic Durant gods shouldn't be worshipped either

  • @thestarwarsguy1821
    @thestarwarsguy1821 3 роки тому +80

    Maybe you should start all your videos with "I moustache you a question"

  • @frankmacias7244
    @frankmacias7244 2 роки тому

    This was your funniest yet! Very well done

  • @malachisguides
    @malachisguides 3 роки тому +2

    Best informative monologue ever

  • @CusterSurvivors
    @CusterSurvivors 3 роки тому +177

    I always thought the first question was “Does the Pope wear a funny hat?” Explains the use of “does.”

    • @KILLRXNOEVIRUS
      @KILLRXNOEVIRUS 3 роки тому +1

      I'm constipated :(

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому

      GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear cus

    • @KILLRXNOEVIRUS
      @KILLRXNOEVIRUS 3 роки тому +7

      @@AxxLAfriku I think you took too much weed...

    • @peace__777
      @peace__777 3 роки тому +4

      Here's the real question: why does the Pope dress like Freddie Mercury's stunt double? Lol

    • @21stcenturystops59
      @21stcenturystops59 3 роки тому

      Kaka popoe

  • @justamanofculture12
    @justamanofculture12 3 роки тому +228

    Can we get a video on "The origin and reality of illuminati."

    • @BenDud3
      @BenDud3 3 роки тому +5

      I Agree!

    • @maximbaazov
      @maximbaazov 3 роки тому +13

      A bunch of neckbeards from 4chan thats pretty much it no joke look it up

    • @dylan7476
      @dylan7476 3 роки тому +11

      And freemasons too?

    • @freyaaldrnari6086
      @freyaaldrnari6086 3 роки тому +4

      Satan

    • @freyaaldrnari6086
      @freyaaldrnari6086 3 роки тому +7

      @@BenDud3 Satan, Egyptian God worship... Nothing new under the sun. KJV bible ... get one.

  • @unknownpage9239
    @unknownpage9239 2 роки тому

    i swear that i really love your way of talking. u really should make a big project

  • @buzzsburner.8286
    @buzzsburner.8286 3 роки тому +11

    So are we just going to glaze over the fact that *he Sat there with no eyes 'staring' out over the people*

  • @ermannomassarella6528
    @ermannomassarella6528 3 роки тому +100

    I love this guy... Especially when he look like a dandy Canadian woodsman... He's really informative and competent whitout being dreary... I like his humor.

    • @SilverMoon459
      @SilverMoon459 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @Warchiefaa
      @Warchiefaa 3 роки тому +7

      He looks more like a Turkish barber to me

    • @malas.7276
      @malas.7276 3 роки тому +6

      I think he looks like a librarian, for expensive rare books or a antique collector

    • @EggplantHarmesan
      @EggplantHarmesan 3 роки тому +6

      He's a lumberjack and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day.

  • @KaDaJxClonE
    @KaDaJxClonE 3 роки тому +105

    Thoughty2: Which pope?
    Holy Roman Empire: Oh no. Not this again.

  • @leamacleod5903
    @leamacleod5903 2 роки тому

    Talk about egos and drama. Love this

  • @paulgdlmx
    @paulgdlmx Рік тому

    Wonderful video, just love it.

  • @PInk77W1
    @PInk77W1 3 роки тому +164

    “All roads lead to Rome
    That’s why so few people ever get there.”
    GK Chesterton

    • @nodroglandboy4898
      @nodroglandboy4898 3 роки тому

      Eric Jon Phelps { All Roads Lead To Rome } ?.

    • @mjuigoku5310
      @mjuigoku5310 3 роки тому

      yeah even the dark historys lead to rome i supposed

    • @leoinemckenna6598
      @leoinemckenna6598 2 роки тому

      Why has all the heads of states across the world have had meetings with this non catholic pope ..?

    • @maverickhistorian6488
      @maverickhistorian6488 2 роки тому

      The late Malcolm Muggeridge, would probably have thought that prior to his conversion to Roman Catholicism.

    • @PInk77W1
      @PInk77W1 2 роки тому +1

      @@maverickhistorian6488 mother Teresa

  • @Noemo2000
    @Noemo2000 3 роки тому +78

    I think you should add a side note on what “she-volt” means. I am not familiar with that term and had difficulty finding what it meant.
    In context and what I found on the guy’s history gave me enough to get it, I still don’t understand why/what exactly that means.

    • @BWPT.
      @BWPT. 3 роки тому +27

      He was a drag queen name named 'La Voltio" which translates to "The Volt" As in the unit of measurement.

    • @Tony32
      @Tony32 3 роки тому +5

      @@BWPT. Thank you, I speak both English and Spanish but I didn't know what "la volito" or she-volt meant.

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini 3 роки тому +5

      It's just another way for an egotist to attract attention to themselves.

  • @madjsz
    @madjsz 3 роки тому

    Great presentation, Thoughty, you had me cracking up, LOOL,

  • @paulcharpentier7095
    @paulcharpentier7095 2 роки тому

    I love your presentations the amuse me particularly this one keep up the good work

  • @jellyneck7978
    @jellyneck7978 3 роки тому +170

    That was the best placed "Jesus Christ" ive ever heard.

    • @stshstsh07
      @stshstsh07 3 роки тому +4

      lmao oh yea

    • @Catlife247
      @Catlife247 3 роки тому +3

      For real!! I was rolling

    • @crossbowmarksman
      @crossbowmarksman 3 роки тому +1

      There is no "Best placed "Blasphemy! In case you're not aware Sinners burn in hell for eternity for Blasphemy. Blasphemy is never funny and there are NO excuses for it. None.

    • @jellyneck7978
      @jellyneck7978 3 роки тому +1

      @@crossbowmarksman thanks for the info. I never heard about that before.

    • @stshstsh07
      @stshstsh07 3 роки тому +1

      @@crossbowmarksman is this satire?

  • @degrelleholt6314
    @degrelleholt6314 3 роки тому +38

    When you said "'''they sponsored this video." for a moment I thought you meant the Pope. I need another coffee.

  • @driftertravels928
    @driftertravels928 2 роки тому

    Such a cool channel you have...cheers!

  • @blackpheonix
    @blackpheonix 3 роки тому +1

    I did truly had a great laugh at this video, thank you.

  • @boogeymann6686
    @boogeymann6686 3 роки тому +327

    Original title: You've been worshipping the wrong pope

  • @johnsanders561
    @johnsanders561 3 роки тому +17

    I like the one " You can beat a Dead horse, but you can't make it Drink ".

  • @elisabethbjuhr3775
    @elisabethbjuhr3775 3 роки тому

    That video just helped me to get a Pratchett-annotation. Thank you!

  • @bartsimpson9047
    @bartsimpson9047 2 роки тому

    Love bruv..... Really .....superb at narration...... Thoroughly enjoyed this one.....2 good AL ...2 GOOD ...I SAY

  • @berwynsigns4115
    @berwynsigns4115 3 роки тому +17

    Found out that Gregory XVIII (real name: Sergio María Ginés Jesús Hernández y Martínez or just Sergio María) actually became a Catholic. Like, an actual Catholic not a palmarian "catholic". As a Catholic myself I thought that was pretty cool. I hope "Peter III" comes around too.

    • @HolyknightVader999
      @HolyknightVader999 Рік тому +1

      Makes sense that he'd pursue a variant of his religion that wasn't as crazy.

  • @KillaStyles
    @KillaStyles 3 роки тому +14

    Thought2, been following you for many years now (your original content included!) this is just a small note to say keep this up!! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!! You’ve not only educated me and helped with the actual reality we live in - but people can’t understand when I throw in the new words I’ve learnt from you shows 🙂 thank you and look forward to seeing what you have lined up for us next!!

  • @leviandhisbae7375
    @leviandhisbae7375 Рік тому +1

    That 'jesus christ' at 8:52 I CANNOT XD or should I say, EYE CANNOT

  • @brianwebster1401
    @brianwebster1401 3 роки тому

    I appreciate that he always does ads as part of his video.

  • @generaza7609
    @generaza7609 3 роки тому +9

    I'm a Cat-holic. I am addicted to cats, and proud of it...
    They tried to sway me with Dog-ma, although it did not work.

  • @snowjohnson8095
    @snowjohnson8095 3 роки тому +84

    A group of children seeing Mary....i believe Spain didn't wanted to be behind Portugal on this children vision thing....

    • @skan5728
      @skan5728 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, I didn't know Spain also had those children

    • @Jd-ii3yb
      @Jd-ii3yb 3 роки тому

      I didn't know that happen in Portugal tho I am not surprised it "happened"

    • @snowjohnson8095
      @snowjohnson8095 3 роки тому

      @@Jd-ii3yb basicly three children claim they saw Jesus's mom and they were considered Saints and holy things like that but it seems Spain was jealous and maid a similar claim

  • @Lord_Nemesis8
    @Lord_Nemesis8 2 роки тому

    Ok I like your sense of humor more and more

  • @erikarutz7455
    @erikarutz7455 2 роки тому

    Loved the video. LAUGHED A LOT!

  • @troggs4832
    @troggs4832 3 роки тому +55

    I was brought up catholic and my grandparents never shut up about that story about the kids who saw Mary. Felt really nostalgic hearing about it again.

    • @pleaseenteraname8211
      @pleaseenteraname8211 3 роки тому +7

      I love how most spanish speaking countries have a church that allegedly had this happen.

    • @mr.anderson2241
      @mr.anderson2241 2 роки тому +2

      @@pleaseenteraname8211 Marian apparitions are a phenomenon that has happened in a few Latin language countries already, and usually they all are popular in Catholic majority countries

    • @pbohearn
      @pbohearn Рік тому +1

      It already happened in Portugal at Fatima, and in France at Lourdes. It’s a copycat sighting.

  • @jeesusmeesuss5247
    @jeesusmeesuss5247 3 роки тому +29

    Fun fact I heard from the highest ranking Bishop in my state: Ratzinger (Benedict XVI) did not want the job before elected, which was well known within the church, at least anyone who knew him. & Got elected anyways.

    • @helmsscotta
      @helmsscotta 3 роки тому +5

      I never would have thought that the head of the Inquisition would turn out to be my favorite Pope.

    • @christopherellis2663
      @christopherellis2663 3 роки тому +1

      And retired

    • @jaspertickler1831
      @jaspertickler1831 3 роки тому

      I've never known this much funess in a fact.

    • @jeesusmeesuss5247
      @jeesusmeesuss5247 3 роки тому +1

      @Theodoric MacCambell from what I was told he referred to the position as a "death sentence" lol

    • @user-et8vm9cc3t
      @user-et8vm9cc3t 2 роки тому

      I think there was a room in the Vatican where the just elected popes went to cry before taking up the mantle.

  • @rasvibez-ifirestone009
    @rasvibez-ifirestone009 3 місяці тому +1

    Nothing better than physical interaction

  • @TheReandos
    @TheReandos 3 роки тому

    Am I the only one who had the most convenient ad roll at 11:07 exactly at the bleep xD
    was that on purpose? If so, mad respect, couldnt be more comedic timing than that xD

  • @horrorhabit8421
    @horrorhabit8421 3 роки тому +44

    This is just the sort of thing that is keeping the aliens from contacting us.

    • @faxanadu13
      @faxanadu13 3 роки тому +3

      I think the aliens want to see cooperation with our own species in order to bolster our lifespans and intelligence while shepherding other life forms on our planet with hopes of expansion but not to conquer but to aid the benevolent species of the the universe. If they see us as the virus we are they are going to continue to quarantine us as they have so far. I have met one of them as a child.

    • @adrs1380
      @adrs1380 3 роки тому +2

      I beg to disagree. This proves aliens are already living here. And brought their very own Vatican.

    • @chasee1206
      @chasee1206 3 роки тому +1

      Wish they would invaid. When you think of aliens they are just aliens. 1 group. We are so divided between race politics and so fourth 🙄 mabe if we were just human we could accomplish so much more.

    • @Mayakran
      @Mayakran 3 роки тому +1

      People used to have god, now they have aliens

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 3 роки тому +1

      I'm sure the real reason is that we're in fat the violent creatures, therefore they don't even want to meet up anyway.

  • @stephenwodz7593
    @stephenwodz7593 3 роки тому +85

    I live in Spain, and it's hardly Catholic any more. Most people here don't care about theism, unless they're immigrants.

    • @aussiewanderer6304
      @aussiewanderer6304 3 роки тому +2

      Maybe just on census'

    • @captnwebb4669
      @captnwebb4669 3 роки тому +17

      Oh I do so hope your right, I only know one person closely from Spain (I'm English). This guy who has a doctorate from Cambridge in plant sciences, puts every good thing in his life down to God yet wouldn't even consider accrediting anything bad to it. It's weird talking to him.

    • @JeffersonSteelflexx
      @JeffersonSteelflexx 3 роки тому +28

      @@captnwebb4669 God is good. You’re letting the people of this world today sway your view of him and his religion

    • @chenwang643
      @chenwang643 3 роки тому +9

      well thats total BS, Spain is a highly catholic country.... villages towns and cities have various processions every year where they carry around huge statues of saints, jesus and mary

    • @scottrussell6873
      @scottrussell6873 3 роки тому +2

      Joan of Bark - love the name!

  • @Guillermoreno02
    @Guillermoreno02 Рік тому

    Im from Sevilla and it is crazy how after 20 years (until a couple years ago) never heard of El Palmar

  • @hollithomas2222
    @hollithomas2222 2 роки тому

    I’m obsessed with your cheeky grin, you’d make a lovely dinner guest

  • @climax050
    @climax050 3 роки тому +8

    Love your work Thoughty, have for a long while and am always excited when I see an upload. One of the best content creators on the web. Never stop 🔥

  • @LFGjdjd
    @LFGjdjd 3 роки тому +164

    Christ when he was in earth he live like a normal person and humble life.. These Pope are living like king.. Comparing themselves like god

    • @oneilbuchanan8377
      @oneilbuchanan8377 3 роки тому +11

      The Pope is the ruling Monarch of Vatican City and Head of the Catholic Church

    • @jumatron2060
      @jumatron2060 3 роки тому +5

      There is only One God. If the religion u follow can't get u to that one Truth than it itself isn't the truth

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV 3 роки тому +22

      @@jumatron2060 but why is there only one god when history itself tells us that most pantheons had several. What is it that makes one god any more conclusive than the greek pantheon or the Mayan pantheon or the polynesian pantheon or any of the multi deity pantheons?

    • @rikked391
      @rikked391 3 роки тому +4

      @@Not_An_EV ancient people creat their own god that's why it's so confusing

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV 3 роки тому +24

      @@rikked391 and the same could be said of modern religions.

  • @grahamsouthern5583
    @grahamsouthern5583 3 роки тому +4

    "Brought his own brand of bat-shit crazy to the job".
    LOL.

  • @martinfillola733
    @martinfillola733 2 роки тому

    Showing Zaragoza at 1:32 , thank you for reminding me of my hometown.

  • @user-ft3jq5vi2l
    @user-ft3jq5vi2l 3 роки тому +67

    Meanwhile in Heckk:
    Devil: Hey Francisco, a Pope canonized you as a saint!
    Franky: so, why am I still here?
    Devil: wellllllll, I said A Pope, not THE Pope...

  • @miketaverner4451
    @miketaverner4451 3 роки тому +11

    Mushrooms and the local tourist board, what an original mixture

  • @ImprovementGang
    @ImprovementGang 2 роки тому +12

    The history of religion is interesting one. There are many ideas competing at the time, and other is a lot of complexity that we often forget. Thank you for posting this! I had no clue this existed

  • @angelar3997
    @angelar3997 3 роки тому

    I adore Mozart’s Requiem! Thank you for using the music in the video😃

  • @TheNukedNacho
    @TheNukedNacho 3 роки тому +19

    So I listen to these videos while playing video games. Now imagine a new video starting and suddenly being asked “Does the Pope shit in the woods?”
    I love this channel.

  • @bernardomatias24
    @bernardomatias24 3 роки тому +9

    Love how this dude almost never asks you to constantly subscribe.He focuses more on delivering information,and has a passion for it.Been subbed for a while!🔥

  • @StrangeMusical
    @StrangeMusical 2 роки тому

    another outstanding video 42. Keep up the good research and funny witticisms.

    • @CinnaminiMax
      @CinnaminiMax Рік тому

      His name is Thoughty2 not 42 he just pronounces it that way. P.S I thought it was 42 at first aswell

  • @SkylerDouglas
    @SkylerDouglas 2 роки тому

    I know this video is a year old but this is my first time watching it and I'm currently listening to it while doing dishes 🤣

  • @KevinThePengWIN
    @KevinThePengWIN 3 роки тому +36

    I subbed because of that intro. 10/10

  • @danluther1741
    @danluther1741 3 роки тому +14

    That was the smoothest segue into a sales-pitch I've ever seen! Lol!!!

  • @aariley2
    @aariley2 2 роки тому +2

    It's amazing how a charismatic person can lead so many astray.

  • @jameskennedy8257
    @jameskennedy8257 Рік тому

    I'm was crying the first 60 seconds😂

  • @lewisbrown2019
    @lewisbrown2019 3 роки тому +91

    I just wanted to find out if the bear was a Catholic?

    • @jacksonforver4267
      @jacksonforver4267 3 роки тому +5

      The bear was probably into Bearism

    • @scottgrohs5940
      @scottgrohs5940 3 роки тому +3

      Animism is my guess.

    • @Sachin25279
      @Sachin25279 3 роки тому

      Animalism, that bears gonna be the next Napoleon

    • @danielfield5885
      @danielfield5885 3 роки тому +2

      Depends on the type of bear, I feel like polar bears are Protestant

    • @shanenelson3863
      @shanenelson3863 3 роки тому +1

      @@danielfield5885 well your wrong. Polar bears are jehovah's witnesses you silly goose.

  • @d.k.barker9465
    @d.k.barker9465 3 роки тому +260

    "Be not deceived, God is not mocked, whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."

    • @thepixelstash3078
      @thepixelstash3078 3 роки тому +57

      @frankos rooni Okay there is a lot of ignorance to unpack here... to start the slavery discussed in the old testament is not the slavery we think of today, but was instead indentured servitude to pay off a debt that otherwise could not be paid. The amount of time needed to work was hashed out between the owed, the ower, and the officials of whatever town they were in, and once their debt was paid they could go free. Now, we could argue about the morals of that for ages, but it clearly was not nearly as cruel or oppressive as what we now know as slavery. Also, the Bible quite clearly does not support misogyny and in fact, in many ways challenges it especially in the new testament. For example, it was a pair of women who first discovered the empty tomb of Jesus. At the time, Jewish customs dictated that women were not reliable witnesses, yet God planned it so that they were the first witnesses rather than the men which not only gives a ring of authenticity, but also challenged the misogynistic custom. Also, the Bible clearly does not support homophobia. It is, in fact a sin, but to bully homosexuals, transgenders, etc. for their actions is just as bad if not worse because not only would we be hating when we should be loving, we would also be being immensely hypocritical, because in God's eyes, our sins are equal. The counter stops at one because we are either perfect or imperfect, and unless someone were perfect (news flash: there has only ever been one who has been or could be) they would have no right to needlessly shame them. And when it comes to the accusation of genocide, even I have trouble completely understanding that, but the peoples they conquered had all heard about what had happened to the Egyptians and from what we can tell, the societies that either left, or were peaceful towards the Israelites were not only spared, but were allowed to live among them and were specificaly provided for in case they came upon hardship. I completely get that you have moral hangups with Christianity but maybe you should actually read the Bible and research the context of what it says before you start railing an entire religion with ignorant half baked attacks.

    • @cookiemorecookie4204
      @cookiemorecookie4204 3 роки тому +2

      What in the actual fuck does that even mean?

    • @Mr.G_717
      @Mr.G_717 3 роки тому +5

      @@thepixelstash3078 this

    • @mikebailey1226
      @mikebailey1226 3 роки тому +4

      @@thepixelstash3078 Brown eyed apologist!

    • @alsparkproductions7849
      @alsparkproductions7849 3 роки тому +2

      @@thepixelstash3078 our world is literally fucked and u guys are discussing religion

  • @chiantiprice92
    @chiantiprice92 Рік тому +1

    The opening question got me curious 🧐 😅

  • @jsoth2675
    @jsoth2675 2 роки тому

    it's good to know that the age old tradition of Friday night Pope fights are still going down. I'v got the popcorn for this one.