ABSOLUTE CRIMINAL PERFORMANCE WE ARE GARBAGE! Tottenham 0-2 Aston Villa EXPRESSIONS REACTS

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  • Опубліковано 10 лис 2024

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  • @maxpowers111
    @maxpowers111 Рік тому +2162

    The former Arsenal manager ensured that the Gunners would have a good ebening.

  • @mikekerasi
    @mikekerasi Рік тому +67

    1:10.... "Conte's not a man that likes to cook, man eats ready meals"..... Absolute Classic!!!!

  • @fuadjimoh366
    @fuadjimoh366 Рік тому +1664

    As an arsenal fan ,watching ex rant after a loss is the best thing ever🤣

  • @tman2696
    @tman2696 Рік тому +129

    ”He could spill a loaf of bread” this man is gold

  • @asadsuleiman6719
    @asadsuleiman6719 Рік тому +879

    Was waiting for this impatiently 🤣
    The owners are as tight as don Robbie in skinny jeans" 🤣🤣

  • @Rain.and.petals
    @Rain.and.petals Рік тому +18

    "We have no bench like a gym in the favelas"🤣🤣💀💀💀..that took me out

  • @Themandalorian935
    @Themandalorian935 Рік тому +347

    "don Robbie in skinny jeans." 💀🤣

    • @thesocksguy4467
      @thesocksguy4467 Рік тому +8

      💀

    • @CP-dm8zd
      @CP-dm8zd Рік тому +48

      Robbie always catching strays 😅

    • @olakunleolafisoye8433
      @olakunleolafisoye8433 Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bondinho6114
      @bondinho6114 Рік тому +10

      Bro i though I had covid fam, i could’t breathe 😭😭😭💀💀

    • @JayB_Cnt
      @JayB_Cnt Рік тому +8

      Bro, that sent my head west....have man really pictured it though🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @No-Stack-Developer
    @No-Stack-Developer Рік тому +17

    ''Internet speed running like dele alli, fam'' 😂😂😂😭😭

  • @teejay1655
    @teejay1655 Рік тому +590

    I am not a Spurs fan, but Expressions is simply the best football UA-camr out there that'swhy i watch him. Man, got lyrics 😀

    • @kylefox6611
      @kylefox6611 Рік тому +18

      I agree 100%. I love this guy win or lose and I’m not even an spurs fan

    • @thenee6ynerd
      @thenee6ynerd Рік тому +11

      Spurs has made him what he is a man on the edge of the abyss staring at another trophyless season

    • @generalzod9042
      @generalzod9042 Рік тому +2

      Expressions helped me through when
      United were going through a bad patch.

    • @mankind2393
      @mankind2393 Рік тому +2

      Robbie in skinny jeans bludd

    • @blackpound2297
      @blackpound2297 Рік тому

      X kills it all the time 😂😂😂

  • @glenscully4754
    @glenscully4754 Рік тому +33

    That actually made me feel better as a Spurs fan 🤣 That's was brilliant bro, unlike our Spurs.. Memorial bench 🪦😂

  • @jetsalle8448
    @jetsalle8448 Рік тому +261

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is just Jan 1 and my guy is already stressed. What a way to begin the year

    • @gleobricksscaptain2483
      @gleobricksscaptain2483 Рік тому +17

      Conte should follow Jose footsteps, it's time to leave Tottenham

    • @jevonfrancis733
      @jevonfrancis733 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @nawa240
      @nawa240 Рік тому +3

      He will have grey hair soon, if Conte remains as manager for another season

    • @garyhayes5751
      @garyhayes5751 Рік тому +3

      @@gleobricksscaptain2483 Nah,it's time to give him a 5 year contract.It's been peak blud 😂

    • @iphykelvin8698
      @iphykelvin8698 Рік тому +2

      I am done🤣🤣🤣🤣 savage comment

  • @harjisidhu2363
    @harjisidhu2363 Рік тому +20

    The power of a pass is knocking him down 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was TOO FUNNY!

  • @kylec5261
    @kylec5261 Рік тому +295

    Conte doesn’t cook, he needs ready meals 😂😂😂

  • @SMGTTY
    @SMGTTY Рік тому +7

    “This brother could spill…A LOAF OF BREAD!”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I wasn’t ready.

  • @Themaskedtalker
    @Themaskedtalker Рік тому +148

    "No bench like a gym in the favellas" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @armoris66
    @armoris66 Рік тому +12

    Loris: "This brudda could spill a loaf of bread!"....😅🤣😅🤣😂

  • @brandonayong5823
    @brandonayong5823 Рік тому +213

    I remember in the all or nothing documentary when jose went absolutely insane after a goal conceded against Chelsea
    " There is a shot and it's not a goal. It's cleared away for ANOTHER shot and it's STILL not a goal and now there is a THIRD FREAKING SHOT and you concede a goal. Are you kidding me? This has nothing to do with tactics. Positioning. This is common sense. A school kid would get destroyed for defending like that "
    2 years later spurs still concede the exact same kind of goals.

    • @Zerotoahundred.
      @Zerotoahundred. Рік тому +8

      Love this bro 100% the club is finished ffs

    • @StuTheDon17
      @StuTheDon17 Рік тому +7

      With spuds like Dier out there, those things will continue to happen. The dude is cousins with Harry Maguire

  • @abhaykini
    @abhaykini Рік тому +22

    " We lost 2-0 to a villa in Aston.. " This guy man 🤣

    • @noah2906
      @noah2906 Рік тому

      That had me 😂😂

  • @ronmoss9560
    @ronmoss9560 Рік тому +230

    There are no easy teams...we're the easy team made me laugh a little more than I should have😂😂😂

    • @senianns9522
      @senianns9522 Рік тому

      Terrible! wait till Arsenal get them!

  • @annemaries1058
    @annemaries1058 Рік тому +44

    no matter how bad ive been feeling (been ill since the 24th lol) this guy always makes me smile hahaha i love it so much respect for you man.

    • @peanutbubbles7958
      @peanutbubbles7958 Рік тому +6

      Get well soon bro 🙏🏾

    • @liamwright2510
      @liamwright2510 Рік тому +1

      I got covid on Christmas Eve. Needed paracetamol to get through Christmas Day. 😂

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye Рік тому +1

      @@peanutbubbles7958 You spotted annemarie was a "bro", as well:)

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye Рік тому +1

      Get will soon.

    • @jeffandrew3317
      @jeffandrew3317 Рік тому +1

      Get well soon

  • @ESquirez
    @ESquirez Рік тому +37

    “This guy smoking Parmesan cheese!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @jaykay3615
    @jaykay3615 Рік тому +31

    What this man is saying is spot on, but delivered in an epic comedy way. 10 times better than any sky sports analysis.

  • @crazyman291000
    @crazyman291000 Рік тому +125

    That don Robbie line killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @madebymonkeys5641
    @madebymonkeys5641 Рік тому +9

    "He's not a coatch, he'd kill tamagochi's fam"..... 😂 had me in stitches..

  • @dg5211
    @dg5211 Рік тому +191

    Fossil football at it's finest👌 Only Spurs could do this so consistently👌 I feel your pain G.

  • @apaniet
    @apaniet Рік тому +7

    Agree with u 100%, we need a whole new defensive line and at least 2 creative midfielders

  • @SocaDonTV
    @SocaDonTV Рік тому +58

    So many people were ranting and raving about what a great summer transfer window Tottenham had. Some even said that Tottenham won the transfer window… Now all of a sudden the owners aren’t backing Conte 🤔

    • @slinkiegirl2001
      @slinkiegirl2001 Рік тому +2

      as a gunner i wanted bissouma i thought richarlason would be banging in the goals

    • @StuTheDon17
      @StuTheDon17 Рік тому +9

      I don't know how people came to that conclusion.
      The players they bought were not first XI players. Bissouma is solid. But Richarlison's record in the prem is shit for a striker. The most overrated player in the world. He has good moments every now and then, then you don't see him for 4 months.

    • @marioe6884
      @marioe6884 Рік тому

      Rigggghhht! Short memories

    • @luke-qq1sd
      @luke-qq1sd Рік тому

      @@StuTheDon17 he wasent to start. he was a sub. we had no depth in attack and we needed a solid player to come on half way though. too bad he’s been injured the whole season though and it’s like we never really got him

  • @crazyeyes8584
    @crazyeyes8584 Рік тому +7

    Forget having to be a spurs fan to Sub this channel…
    This man is pure class, funniest dude on UA-cam - spread the message and get this guy to 1M subs
    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Andrea-jm6xd
    @Andrea-jm6xd Рік тому +295

    2023 has started off on a bad note for Ex 😂 best of enemies is going to be hilarious 😂😂😂
    “Bryan Gil needs to go on a loan to a gym, the power of a pass is knocking Bryan Gil down” 😂😂😂

    • @larryclinton581
      @larryclinton581 Рік тому +5

      I can't wait bro 😀😀😀 let's smile arsenal

    • @THFC8
      @THFC8 Рік тому +7

      @@larryclinton581 haven’t made top 4 since 2015😂😂😂😂😂

    • @merlinbotha363
      @merlinbotha363 Рік тому +13

      @@THFC8 what have the Spurs won since 2015? L

    • @classicsportclassictiyl8547
      @classicsportclassictiyl8547 Рік тому +1

      @@larryclinton581 back again is going to be hilarious as well can't wait for troopz to say the magic words

    • @paulposar616
      @paulposar616 Рік тому +1

      @@merlinbotha363 since 2008 * 🤣

  • @shemangadamu
    @shemangadamu Рік тому +7

    I love it whenever Ex goes off like this, and it's not even because i'm an Arsenal fan but because i find him entertaining. Once again, "Fossil football" is back 😁😁😁

  • @sm152
    @sm152 Рік тому +527

    Three words for Spurs fans - 'Trust the process' 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nnamdisebastian8989
    @nnamdisebastian8989 Рік тому +8

    😂😂😂😂😂😂
    You are the goat man, how the hell do you come up lines even when angry?
    Truth though, Conte needs to be backed even though his tactics are suspect at times.
    Somehow I knew the comebacks were not sustainable

  • @jerrydboss7251
    @jerrydboss7251 Рік тому +58

    His rants before his Intro took longer this time😭😭😹😹😹

  • @chipsthedog1
    @chipsthedog1 Рік тому +4

    What a way to see in a New Year with both Expressions & Rory having meltdowns. Could be a good year.

  • @scrappypuppy441
    @scrappypuppy441 Рік тому +76

    Was waiting for this😂😂.Happy new year Ex Oozing😂

  • @rashidadams8327
    @rashidadams8327 Рік тому +5

    Ex saying Bryan Gil gets knocked off his feet by “the power of a pass” is the funniest thing 😂🔥

  • @khumeighalo406
    @khumeighalo406 Рік тому +107

    I need a goldbridge nd expression duo this year fr....their analogies re just too good 😅

    • @geo7645
      @geo7645 Рік тому

      Goldbridge is rubbish

    • @mufc_kenny8186
      @mufc_kenny8186 Рік тому +14

      I am wondering if they cool bcuz that would bring about amazing content.

    • @khumeighalo406
      @khumeighalo406 Рік тому +2

      @@mufc_kenny8186 fr bruh nd it will be jokes 😅

    • @josephmwabili6675
      @josephmwabili6675 Рік тому +7

      Its sad we lost Troopz in these rants cos Arsenal are cooking

    • @wilskiylegrand3988
      @wilskiylegrand3988 Рік тому

      @@josephmwabili6675 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ridz_7
    @Ridz_7 Рік тому +9

    Conte don’t cook .. he eats ready meals 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abdikadirabdikadir7160
    @abdikadirabdikadir7160 Рік тому +130

    It's the 80th minute and he is bringing Defenders😲😲💔

    • @garvintanhara6118
      @garvintanhara6118 Рік тому +5

      No good attacking options

    • @stephen2992
      @stephen2992 Рік тому +18

      @@garvintanhara6118 dont make excuses

    • @ashwilliams4959
      @ashwilliams4959 Рік тому +8

      Just shows he's a poor manager

    • @garvintanhara6118
      @garvintanhara6118 Рік тому +21

      @@ashwilliams4959 totally a bad manager when he’s won trophies everywhere he’s been it’s ironic that the one club he’s not been successful is Spurs

    • @lieutenantcolombo1758
      @lieutenantcolombo1758 Рік тому +6

      Literally 75% of the bench was defenders

  • @ioan267
    @ioan267 Рік тому +8

    nothing makes me happier than watching expressions and atv after a loss

  • @olarewajuibukunoluwa4293
    @olarewajuibukunoluwa4293 Рік тому +43

    "Our owners' finances are like Don Robbie in skinny jeans, they're tight blud"
    I'm rolling on the floor right now... damn Ex is damn right funny! 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😀😅😅🤣😂

  • @gibbo6985
    @gibbo6985 Рік тому +3

    This is the best and funniest rant ever heard....This guy should be awarded.

  • @kyym1081
    @kyym1081 Рік тому +62

    "Spurs ...made more bad decisions than Britney Spears"....
    Please add "oops I did it again" 😂😂😂

  • @nagaayyachamy2823
    @nagaayyachamy2823 Рік тому +14

    Expressions thank you for making me laugh today. I’ve had a shitty New Year’s Day, and watching Spuds lose and Chelsea draw has made my day so much better.

  • @damilolaasepo1165
    @damilolaasepo1165 Рік тому +344

    As an Arsenal fan. This is so enjoyable to watch . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ch3micalromanc369
      @ch3micalromanc369 Рік тому +7

      You won't last on top don't worry 👍

    • @TinyT1792
      @TinyT1792 Рік тому +42

      @@ch3micalromanc369 oo0o0o0ozing salt 😅😅😅😜

    • @samfackayobami557
      @samfackayobami557 Рік тому +1

      Swears

    • @olushinatv6832
      @olushinatv6832 Рік тому

      @@ch3micalromanc369 😂😂 let's wait and see

    • @gaurav1035
      @gaurav1035 Рік тому +7

      We can finally say London is Red 🔴 & will always be Red 🔴🔴 Cmon Gooners 🔥

  • @danielguerra-williams3942
    @danielguerra-williams3942 Рік тому +2

    “Memorial bench. Arthur Fowler” 😂😂😂

  • @NEWdoorsguy77themovie
    @NEWdoorsguy77themovie Рік тому +121

    Ex is too funny! I do feel for him but can't help but laugh my ass off at this content 🤣 😂 😅

  • @tundeakinpelu7641
    @tundeakinpelu7641 Рік тому +6

    Anytime Spurs loses I look for Expressions video just to see him rant and I laugh like crazy 😂😂😂

  • @teejaymalik8606
    @teejaymalik8606 Рік тому +58

    "our owners are like Don. Robbie in skinny jeans".....😂😂😂😂

  • @bossmanbeats
    @bossmanbeats Рік тому +1

    The security part got me rolling, WE CAN'T DEFEND, coyg

  • @br.1234
    @br.1234 Рік тому +63

    Man said “ they’re owners is like Don Robbie in skinny jeans, tight 😭😭

  • @ducati916SPS
    @ducati916SPS Рік тому +2

    Our waters break every time the opposition attacks....🤣🤣🤣that line has done me🤣🤣👏👏👏

  • @kaltinhomer4853
    @kaltinhomer4853 Рік тому +34

    Don always catching stray shots😭😭

  • @jsuswaram
    @jsuswaram Рік тому +6

    EX: "Our owners are like Don Robbie in skinny Jeans....tight!" I am done😂🤣😭

  • @charliegorth1930
    @charliegorth1930 Рік тому +37

    Ex saying that Ollie Watkins is Ishowspeed had me dead 😭

    • @mdot1799
      @mdot1799 Рік тому

      All jokes aside, Watkins is so dead 😂

    • @darth6466
      @darth6466 Рік тому +6

      And yet he had a better game than Harry Kane 😂

    • @liamwright2510
      @liamwright2510 Рік тому

      @@mdot1799Wolly Flopkins 😂😂

    • @chesh184
      @chesh184 Рік тому

      @@mdot1799 and yet he has won just as much as the ‘world class’ kane 😂

  • @jordandavis3867
    @jordandavis3867 Рік тому +15

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ex and chill on New Year's day. The year has started off lovely!

  • @Kal-el087
    @Kal-el087 Рік тому +3

    “Conte isn’t a coach. He’s going to kill tamagotchis!” 😂😂

  • @danny68079
    @danny68079 Рік тому +30

    Can't wait for the best of enemies 🔥🔥🔥

  • @joshuac3576
    @joshuac3576 Рік тому +1

    This was classic Ooz- I always come in to check your videos. keep up the content brother. Happy new year from a gooner 👊🏽

  • @benN8835
    @benN8835 Рік тому +21

    Don Robbie was just chilling🤣🤣🤣

  • @ALUMINUM20
    @ALUMINUM20 Рік тому +13

    Arsenal fan here but I love this bloke, he's hilarious!! That Arthur Fowler comment had me in stitches!

  • @vlatkostojanoski7247
    @vlatkostojanoski7247 Рік тому +74

    I had to work today so I was pissed!
    But, as usual Ex is there to cheer me up while talking about his abusive relationship with Spurs 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RollieUK
    @RollieUK Рік тому +1

    *"Man's smoking parmesan cheese."* I'm dead ..🤣

  • @kpetergdolo3495
    @kpetergdolo3495 Рік тому +47

    As a Arsenal fan, Tottenham losing in the new year is things you absolutely love to see.

  • @MrGingamac
    @MrGingamac Рік тому +3

    Man said “there’s no easy games … we are the easy game”

  • @blxckpxddy8700
    @blxckpxddy8700 Рік тому +26

    28 seconds in and I’m already in tears 🤣😭

  • @peanutbubbles7958
    @peanutbubbles7958 Рік тому +3

    This has made my night 😂 what a fantastic weekend of football! lmao Tottenham is knackered? We love to see it!

  • @saaqibali7251
    @saaqibali7251 Рік тому +30

    I have to say Hugo Lloris is shocking you guys definitely need to replace him

    • @peau4223
      @peau4223 Рік тому

      I can’t wait to see this soon

    • @jimjones3287
      @jimjones3287 Рік тому +1

      Kane or Son don't perform then Spurs don't win. This has been the Spurs way for a few seasons now. Kulusevski is the only decent player Spurs have signed in those few seasons. By few I mean about 5.

  • @UtdRyan011
    @UtdRyan011 Рік тому +3

    0:58 Man always goes in on Robbie😭😭

  • @mute5525
    @mute5525 Рік тому +40

    It could have been more if Aston Villa actually tried to shoot in the box

    • @HimK22
      @HimK22 Рік тому +4

      could’ve been 4-0 at that point

    • @liamwright2510
      @liamwright2510 Рік тому +1

      If Villa had a better striker than Wolly Flopkins it would have been 😂😂

  • @RApollos107
    @RApollos107 Рік тому +1

    Is that St Totteringham's Day carols I hear in the distance?

  • @Afc1987
    @Afc1987 Рік тому +162

    Seeing my club top of the league I'm sitting here with a massive smile on my face laughing watching this 😂😂😂😂

  • @Jabowl938
    @Jabowl938 Рік тому +2

    “We have no bench like a gym in the favellas”😂😂😂😂

  • @ekay6099
    @ekay6099 Рік тому +12

    I'm convinced Levy is an undercover Arsenal fan😂🤣😭

  • @thegoodinyou5926
    @thegoodinyou5926 Рік тому +1

    Ex the Peter Drury of rants, straight poetry

  • @MR-R.A.Y
    @MR-R.A.Y Рік тому +18

    Damn!! These 11mins feel like 1hr man.😲
    They're killing EX fam😏. Man will show on BEST OF ENEMIES in mask like Zorro😉😉

  • @factos2169
    @factos2169 Рік тому +1

    As a Gooner am enjoying every pain and tears you drop

  • @navers87
    @navers87 Рік тому +39

    Congratulations to Dave for ending the stream prematurely! It finally happened.

  • @JotaOrtiz
    @JotaOrtiz Рік тому +1

    First video I watch this new year. Great way to start. Keep it up Ex. Everywhere they gooooo😂

  • @steveononye3972
    @steveononye3972 Рік тому +11

    Isolation from Trophies 🏆 well said😄😄

  • @emmanuelkiio8317
    @emmanuelkiio8317 Рік тому +1

    "You know dem wey there fam"😭😂

  • @bendegorro754
    @bendegorro754 Рік тому +7

    United have Bruno and Eriksen as playmaker, and that still not enough. Spurs have none. Sitting back defenders, face pace winger & wingback, and a finisher. Recipe for disaster.

  • @brenaldo
    @brenaldo Рік тому

    Hands down the best football reaction content on UA-cam. Win, lose, draw this Man is the best. "Holidays in defence - booked immediately blud!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @serene1915
    @serene1915 Рік тому +8

    Don Robbie catching strays 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

  • @samiace7924
    @samiace7924 Рік тому +2

    Don robbie in skinny jeans 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @iomecha9504
    @iomecha9504 Рік тому +11

    "More bad decisions than Britney Spears"
    🤣

  • @mudyomene9517
    @mudyomene9517 Рік тому +2

    Conte spent more than Jose
    Let that sink in

  • @mohanedshafie2274
    @mohanedshafie2274 Рік тому +13

    Why you gotta violate Robbie like that 😂😂

  • @curls_and_travel
    @curls_and_travel Рік тому +1

    It's like having two controllers, ones broken and you use the broken one hahahahaha

  • @kieronedwards1626
    @kieronedwards1626 Рік тому +27

    Hahaha as an arsenal fan I absolutely love these expressions rants 🤣🤣🤣 big up g try not let this dead club bring you down 💯👌

    • @thenee6ynerd
      @thenee6ynerd Рік тому +2

      Nope you can't even stop that

    • @kieronedwards1626
      @kieronedwards1626 Рік тому +1

      @@thenee6ynerd yeah I just feel bad at this point 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kpetergdolo3495
    @kpetergdolo3495 Рік тому +1

    Seeing Expressions angry as a Arsenal fan is things you absolutely love to see.

  • @andrewmensah1904
    @andrewmensah1904 Рік тому +4

    Don Robbie in skinny jeans 🤣🤣 thanks Expressions...I can't unsee that now 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nebexscreen
    @nebexscreen Рік тому +1

    OMG 😂😂… as soon as I heard the result, I was LMAO just by thinking about how this video is going to be 😂😂

  • @martinx00x
    @martinx00x Рік тому +7

    That Brittney Spears line had me dead 💀

  • @ruudoreo752
    @ruudoreo752 Рік тому

    "Internet speed running like Delle Ali" - That got me.

  • @geopolitics94
    @geopolitics94 Рік тому +6

    Arsenal fan here, when 2nd goal went in i was looking forward for your video 😂

  • @shanekevin6023
    @shanekevin6023 Рік тому +2

    Arsenal fan, man I hate you lot but without a doubt Ex is the best thing you’ve produced. Keep the content comin bro there’s something good waiting for you 🤙💯

  • @rishabh3150
    @rishabh3150 Рік тому +5

    Spurs budget as tight as Don Robbie in skinny jeans... this guy is a genius...🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @janarthanamsubramaniam
    @janarthanamsubramaniam Рік тому +1

    Conte has lost it. He is devoid of any strategy. We are indeed missing quality players like Bentacour and Kulu who are technically gifted and who can provide the incisive pass and dribble their way out of tight space. Bissouma on the other hand is ineffective. Overall there is total lack of intensity from all. We also lack forward players with speed. Teams like Aston Villa, Chelsea, Man City and Arsenal are condensing the midfield and making passes impossible in the middle.

  • @tonyisu3929
    @tonyisu3929 Рік тому +4

    Easily my favorite content creator. 100% class