When Parents Check Your Search History

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  • @Cyon2
    @Cyon2  Рік тому +8953

    Breast or thighs?
    Subscribe & Join my discord for e-s*x:
    ​​discord.gg/cyon

  • @shrekisbeautiful1825
    @shrekisbeautiful1825 Рік тому +24690

    he seems like the kind of guy to voluntarily take a bite out of a stick of butter

    • @sirtable69
      @sirtable69 Рік тому +181

      Damn bro chose violence.

    • @AliKhan-mg3mj
      @AliKhan-mg3mj Рік тому +71

      My brother did that

    • @MagicalSergiosm
      @MagicalSergiosm Рік тому +92

      nah my guy hes the kinda guy to cancel a doctors appointment because hes sick

    • @justyouraverageapple6970
      @justyouraverageapple6970 Рік тому +18

      Ive done that

    • @UniversalLumen
      @UniversalLumen Рік тому +21

      When I was younger, I ate butter because I thought it was ice cream and I was traumatized lmao

  • @hasanahasochir
    @hasanahasochir Рік тому +9555

    "You want me to start packing up?"
    "Nah I already called the SWAT team"
    Bro took im not your dad no more too seriously 💀

  • @SuperVeloce63
    @SuperVeloce63 Рік тому +3340

    “Breast or thighs?”
    “ I’m more of a both kind of guy, i like to grip things” Brooo💀💀💀

    • @Cyon2
      @Cyon2  Рік тому +299

      i like legs too

    • @Yoinkyblonk
      @Yoinkyblonk Рік тому +55

      @@Cyon2 bros down bad 💀

    • @daddles.
      @daddles. Рік тому +29

      @@Yoinkyblonk he valid asf don’t lie to urself

    • @SuperVeloce63
      @SuperVeloce63 Рік тому +21

      @@Cyon2 Bro is valid💀😩😩

    • @Cyon2
      @Cyon2  Рік тому +47

      @@Yoinkyblonk fried chicken legs be hitting, dark meat pretty good

  • @seedtheif
    @seedtheif 7 місяців тому +9

    "naw my search history isn't even that bad"
    Bro's search history:

  • @rajashreeghosh964
    @rajashreeghosh964 2 місяці тому +64

    No amount of context can save bro 💀🙏🏻

  • @nsvgautam702
    @nsvgautam702 Рік тому +9048

    "I like to grip things"💀💀

  • @hasanahasochir
    @hasanahasochir Рік тому +3523

    "What categories are we talking?"
    "mdgfrs"
    "Say what now?"
    "MIDGET FURRIES" 💀

  • @anotheraccountbecausepassw7365
    @anotheraccountbecausepassw7365 Рік тому +623

    "I already called the SWAT team." Homies got a whole team just on standby for him.

  • @PLUNGERCAMERAMAN993
    @PLUNGERCAMERAMAN993 Рік тому +535

    I already called the swat team💀

  • @bkgamerplayz1101
    @bkgamerplayz1101 Рік тому +149

    He just called the swat team so they could see this squirt gun video.

  • @sledgedragon2677
    @sledgedragon2677 Рік тому +2114

    That skill check sound low-key gave me minor PTSD flashbacks.

  • @SunyQueimado
    @SunyQueimado Рік тому +486

    "i forgot to close some tabs last night"
    "what cartegory we are talking?"
    that dad ain't playing around when he said he was about to check the internet activity 💀

    • @maxmousemys6088
      @maxmousemys6088 Рік тому +1

      cartegory💀💀💀

    • @SunyQueimado
      @SunyQueimado Рік тому +2

      @@maxmousemys6088 bad english mb

    • @alexviol1587
      @alexviol1587 Рік тому +2

      I use incognito 😎

    • @ENSANElol
      @ENSANElol Рік тому +3

      ​@@maxmousemys6088 🤓

    • @ENSANElol
      @ENSANElol Рік тому

      ​@@alexviol1587 So... This is your alt account or something?

  • @CesarHernandez-dd3eo
    @CesarHernandez-dd3eo Рік тому +6630

    “Squirting contest let see who can squirt the farthest”💀💀💀

    • @gohh191
      @gohh191 Рік тому +408

      As a guy in can do the farthest

    • @Lifelsfullofsurprises
      @Lifelsfullofsurprises Рік тому +310

      That brings back a lot of memories 😢

    • @Tyeler80
      @Tyeler80 Рік тому +208

      @@Lifelsfullofsurprises BRO WHAT-

    • @flyppx8001
      @flyppx8001 Рік тому +124

      ​@@Lifelsfullofsurprises WHAT

    • @prestcraft7038
      @prestcraft7038 Рік тому +76

      @@Lifelsfullofsurprises agreed :skull:

  • @PalestineBall_Editing
    @PalestineBall_Editing 9 місяців тому +4

    The funny thing is when we are adults and see our kids looking it up we might be fine with it or start laughing because we experienced that

    • @pselki
      @pselki 9 місяців тому +1

      no because when you grow up you’re gonna realize that ts is actually one of the worst things you could do to your body mentally and physically 😭😭🙏🙏🙏

    • @PalestineBall_Editing
      @PalestineBall_Editing 9 місяців тому +2

      @@pselki true but I feel like a lot of parents in the future might do that

  • @Iplaygamesforfun820
    @Iplaygamesforfun820 Рік тому +11

    Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.
    The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
    Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow very tall, such as Bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales.
    Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion).

    • @BollyOlagundoye
      @BollyOlagundoye 2 місяці тому +1

      BRO I FINALLY KNOW WHAT GRASS IS THANKS YOU 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhuh
    @Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhuh Рік тому +150

    I'm talking about the KFC menu oh well im not💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Kenagi.
    @Kenagi. Рік тому +442

    "Squirting contest" 💀

    • @Nealb12304
      @Nealb12304 Рік тому +8

      Mr nut is gonna win 100% bro

    • @SillyTheFisher
      @SillyTheFisher Рік тому +7

      @@Nealb12304 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

    • @ProGamer-jd4dz
      @ProGamer-jd4dz Рік тому +2

      You know PBS from arthur right right?

    • @luckycomboo3461
      @luckycomboo3461 Рік тому +8

      "LETS SEE WHO CAN SQUIRT THE FARTHEST"

    • @willis10207O
      @willis10207O Рік тому +4

      I’m tryna see that video 😏

  • @youraveragegothgirlfriend8872
    @youraveragegothgirlfriend8872 Рік тому +460

    " let's see who can squirt the furthest "
    💀 This is probably an actual show in japan or some shit

    • @tiwrun
      @tiwrun Рік тому +16

      Nope its from arthur. 😢

    • @peppermiinti
      @peppermiinti Рік тому +9

      @Kuzhyy 😟 you- you got the clip? ain’t no way it’s from arthur 😭

    • @Bucheria
      @Bucheria Рік тому +7

      It’s literally Arthur believe it or not.

    • @Skelefe
      @Skelefe Рік тому +2

      @@tiwrun Clip?

    • @OtaK-
      @OtaK- Рік тому +4

      as a Japanese person, I admit that this is true XD. cyon is prob an expert at knowing these stuff lol💀

  • @Urangatagboys
    @Urangatagboys Рік тому +5

    squirting contest got me jumping out my window 💀

  • @FAC-MUC-IPC
    @FAC-MUC-IPC Місяць тому +1

    Cyon……..This man is the type of guy to play, Feline Fantasies…….TO COMPLETION

  • @normalitye
    @normalitye Рік тому +187

    "Midget furries" I'm laughing too hard 💀

  • @rpa_rick8975
    @rpa_rick8975 Рік тому +34

    Aint no wayyyy, we into the same things!

  • @Gentleman_ghost13
    @Gentleman_ghost13 Рік тому +106

    Bro really brought up the dbd skill check

  • @anonymous-hj7zn
    @anonymous-hj7zn Місяць тому +1

    dude has the same energy as a homie asking for a favor

  • @deltaday02
    @deltaday02 Рік тому +57

    The ops finally caught him

  • @Faremax_
    @Faremax_ Рік тому +48

    what was the skillcheck about 💀

  • @GatoALoTo
    @GatoALoTo Рік тому +31

    Bro, the son is literally the “nice” guy at my school. 👁👄👁

  • @rayvenlustria3134
    @rayvenlustria3134 Рік тому +3

    me hearing the dialing him
    already called the swat team☠

  • @jayendrabhushan2757
    @jayendrabhushan2757 5 місяців тому +26

    Dad be like- "I am proud of you Son! Send me some videos later" 😂😂😂

  • @Victorious_Destiny
    @Victorious_Destiny Рік тому +62

    I checked for scientific research purposes and I found out that it’s an actual thing.

  • @PotatoCrispGaming
    @PotatoCrispGaming Рік тому +35

    "If you clear your search history it will never disappear because it's in your internet router. Until we meet again!" -A wise man.

    • @deltaday02
      @deltaday02 Рік тому +1

      oh no

    • @tootkoro
      @tootkoro Рік тому

      what about incognito tho

    • @Isaac-ol6ce
      @Isaac-ol6ce Рік тому +2

      ​@@tootkoro no matter what you do your internet search history is on the router because when you search something the device sends a request to the router to make this search

    • @deltaday02
      @deltaday02 Рік тому

      @@tootkoro shit forgot about that

    • @PotatoCrispGaming
      @PotatoCrispGaming Рік тому +2

      @@Isaac-ol6ce "Until we meet again!"

  • @dudearina6135
    @dudearina6135 Рік тому +13

    He called the SWAt team💀💀

  • @brileebowen2277
    @brileebowen2277 Рік тому +1

    POV: You have nothing bad in your search history but him 😮

  • @Nah-ill-win-for-sure
    @Nah-ill-win-for-sure 8 місяців тому

    As he walks past me the aura of impurity and death itself armated in him like he is being consumed in an infinite void of darkness..

  • @john_bluegrill5450
    @john_bluegrill5450 Рік тому +106

    When my mom was about to search my browsing history, I switched to porn because porn is much more easier to explain rather than multiple military documents hiding in my folder file

    • @RonaldoLasVegas
      @RonaldoLasVegas Рік тому +25

      Average War Thunder Player:

    • @ErenYeager-ho5xb
      @ErenYeager-ho5xb Рік тому +7

      Hitler's grandson making war plans to invade Russia:

    • @chair._
      @chair._ Рік тому +3

      @@RonaldoLasVegas best part about this is its true 💀

    • @miukkismiumau2774
      @miukkismiumau2774 Рік тому +1

      ​@@ErenYeager-ho5xb Oh no you found out about my secret plans dont tell anyone🤐

    • @ItsJustMeBroo
      @ItsJustMeBroo Рік тому

      Average Genshin Impact player💀💀

  • @Animated-Kyotos
    @Animated-Kyotos 5 місяців тому +10

    Bro actually called the swat team💀💀

  • @LuckyDucky1122
    @LuckyDucky1122 Рік тому +5

    Not the DBD skill check sound when the dad open the laptop LOL 😂

  • @Mmmm12324
    @Mmmm12324 Рік тому +2

    There is a reason for incognito mode

  • @Lil5iveeYT
    @Lil5iveeYT Рік тому +11

    naw its good im already callin da swat team had me crying😂😂😂

  • @troll_dud
    @troll_dud 7 місяців тому +7

    Bro just got disowned

  • @ITSMEJACOBFUNKO
    @ITSMEJACOBFUNKO Рік тому +15

    Git really named his son Cyon 💀💀💀

  • @GgNoRematch2592
    @GgNoRematch2592 Рік тому +11

    “I like gripping things”
    Same but it ain’t the Breast and thighs 😉

  • @lancejackson3928
    @lancejackson3928 7 місяців тому

    I was playing dbd and the skill check sound almost made me think I was a survivor for a moment 🤣

  • @Name-xd1hv
    @Name-xd1hv Рік тому +1

    As a person who constantly clear every single piece of search history every 5 minutes even when I didn't even search anything, I see this as an absolute win.

  • @Barnaby-beagle
    @Barnaby-beagle Рік тому +4

    The dbd skillcheck sound tho 💀

  • @Britannia_22548
    @Britannia_22548 Рік тому +3

    Man really called the swat on his son 😂😂

  • @troymilano5224
    @troymilano5224 8 місяців тому

    "nah i already called the swat team"
    *YOUR BEST NIGHTMARE PLAYS*
    U WAT💀

  • @unknown001-pg3kz
    @unknown001-pg3kz Рік тому +1

    yooo squiting contest id def from pokemon
    Squirtle:Use WATER GUN

  • @sirus_blue
    @sirus_blue Рік тому +3

    Squirting contest is going to be in next Olympics 😂

  • @lightcsgo5889
    @lightcsgo5889 Рік тому +8

    Bro did a skill check

  • @GurpalSoundh
    @GurpalSoundh Рік тому +4

    that water gun finna go a lot farther than my aunty John

    • @Cyon2
      @Cyon2  Рік тому +5

      we talking the power of the firemen hoses

    • @CodeSEVEN-7
      @CodeSEVEN-7 Рік тому

      I dont get it and i dont wanna know

    • @Vibetube999
      @Vibetube999 Рік тому

      🤔🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

    • @GurpalSoundh
      @GurpalSoundh Рік тому

      @@Cyon2 hahah

  • @ReadBetter
    @ReadBetter 7 місяців тому +1

    Right before this one there was a texting version of this for me

  • @nequavious3589
    @nequavious3589 Рік тому +1

    Why’d it make the Dead by daylight skill check noise? **What skill is he checking out??** 😏😏💀

  • @the_ch3mist
    @the_ch3mist Рік тому +6

    Not the DBD skill check 💀

  • @meki-
    @meki- Рік тому +7

    I would’ve called god for some holy water 💀

  • @EnvxyWrld
    @EnvxyWrld Рік тому +5

    The DBD skill check tho 💀

  • @faizabdulhameed9951
    @faizabdulhameed9951 2 місяці тому +1

    We need a volume warning, my volume was up while my mom was on the other couch 😭

  • @GonieVillaflor
    @GonieVillaflor 10 місяців тому +1

    Bro the girl turned to ⬛ to ⬜ in seconds💀💀

  • @MaboraCreations
    @MaboraCreations Рік тому +5

    Squirting contest had me dead 💀💀💀

  • @Meliodas_19
    @Meliodas_19 Рік тому +3

    Daisy been a bad little girl💀💀💀💀

  • @daniboxel5667
    @daniboxel5667 Рік тому +8

    “Breast or thighs?”
    “Im more of a both kinda guy”
    A man of culture I see 🧐

  • @StarryshowdownOfficial
    @StarryshowdownOfficial 8 місяців тому

    The worst part is when they ask if they can watch your yt watch history

  • @Sincere-c5m
    @Sincere-c5m 2 місяці тому

    Nahhh, I already called the swat” team got me crying😂😂😂

  • @saivion
    @saivion Рік тому +3

    NIGGA SAID "SQUIRT CONTEST" 😭

  • @shockerhaven07
    @shockerhaven07 Рік тому +4

    Title: The Aftermath of The Awakening: A Desperate Struggle
    The movie opens in a post-apocalyptic world, where most of humanity has been destroyed by The Awakening. The once bustling cities and towns are now nothing more than ruins, with only a handful of survivors left.
    The film introduces a small group of survivors who are trying to make their way through the ruins of the city. They come across a journal written by one of the members of the original space exploration team that discovered the alien orb. They read about the team's encounter with the orb and how it brought about the apocalypse.
    As they journey through the ruins, they come across a man named Thomas, who is infected with a degenerative disease created by The Awakening. Thomas is desperate to find a cure for the disease and will stop at nothing to get it, even if it means killing others to get it.
    Thomas becomes the human antagonist in the film, as he forces the survivors to help him find the source of The Awakening. The survivors realize that they need to stop Thomas from getting to the source and must work together to stop him.
    As they get closer to the source of The Awakening, they learn that the alien race that created the orb was not as benevolent as they had once thought. The alien race was actually a cruel and dangerous species that had used the orb to conquer other civilizations.
    The survivors must now use all their skills and knowledge to stop The Awakening, save what is left of humanity, and stop Thomas from getting to the source of the orb. In a final showdown, they must face off against both Thomas and The Awakening, in a desperate struggle to save the world.
    The film is a thrilling post-apocalyptic tale that explores the dangers of advanced technology and the consequences of playing with unknown forces. With intense action, suspense, and a gripping storyline, "The Aftermath of The Awakening: A Desperate Struggle" is sure to be a hit with audiences.

    • @No23445
      @No23445 Рік тому +1

      Bro just wrote a story

    • @shockerhaven07
      @shockerhaven07 Рік тому

      @@No23445 anything wrong about that

    • @No23445
      @No23445 Рік тому +1

      @@shockerhaven07 no I thought it was funny and so I made a comment about it im glad you took the time to make a story

    • @towerdefense6753
      @towerdefense6753 10 місяців тому

      @@No23445 its chagpt

    • @towerdefense6753
      @towerdefense6753 10 місяців тому +1

      bro wrote a story with chatgpt

  • @iloveXandriana
    @iloveXandriana Рік тому +1

    I watched this around my mom and I got grounded 2 months later I have my phone back

  • @MyG-Partner
    @MyG-Partner 9 місяців тому +1

    Squirting contest is an enjoying sport since today 🙂

  • @Jinly-l6p
    @Jinly-l6p 9 місяців тому +1

    you want me to start packing up?

  • @DefinetelynotJ
    @DefinetelynotJ Рік тому

    squirting competitions are actually good and they are entertaining😂

  • @blaze-eternal
    @blaze-eternal Рік тому

    my dad would never look into our computors if its slow cuz everyone is always gaming

  • @xixux9087
    @xixux9087 Рік тому +1

    *slams desk*
    28 INCOGNITO TABS

  • @DragonStoneXD_
    @DragonStoneXD_ Рік тому +1

    Don't run after women be Topg

  • @jernejmedved7448
    @jernejmedved7448 Рік тому

    him: yo i'm telling you, you don't want to open this
    dead by daylight skill check reparing generator sound
    Me: WAIT NOT THIS AGAIN

  • @P.i.n.e.a.p.p.l.e.1
    @P.i.n.e.a.p.p.l.e.1 Рік тому

    Man of my parents checked my Search history...i would be obliterated💀

  • @loneybenji
    @loneybenji 7 місяців тому

    I remember when my mom check my brother history and he got nervous and scared 😂

  • @zafer6694
    @zafer6694 Рік тому

    "Squirring contest lets see who can squirt the furthest" It was at this moment he knew, he f*cked up

  • @Angel_dragons24924
    @Angel_dragons24924 9 місяців тому

    “You want me to start packing up?” “Nah I already called the swat team”.😀😀😀

  • @voidcreature__
    @voidcreature__ Місяць тому

    That Arthur episode was WILD for “squirting contest”

  • @Zoofa_
    @Zoofa_ Рік тому +1

    Nah I already called the swat team

  • @Saladistasty
    @Saladistasty 7 місяців тому +1

    My dad would be proud tbh

  • @Jøseph-o8i4u
    @Jøseph-o8i4u 3 місяці тому

    Nah bro u ain't slick closing that computer

  • @Harbinger5777
    @Harbinger5777 8 місяців тому

    "What categories"
    Never ask that question, for most cannot bear the weight of the sinner.

  • @RSPPP.
    @RSPPP. Рік тому

    Bro when they both had their hands on it i felt a connection between them💀

  • @alcindocaldas7468
    @alcindocaldas7468 Рік тому

    U want me to pack up?
    Nah I already called the swat team ☠️

  • @Randomchild314
    @Randomchild314 8 місяців тому

    The squirting contest is crazy 😂😂

  • @stevenarmstrong6060
    @stevenarmstrong6060 3 місяці тому

    Dad:Son but let me see your browser history
    Son:You fool….I HAVE 70 DIFFERENT ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!

  • @thiscommentisempty
    @thiscommentisempty Рік тому +1

    “Nah I’m gonna cal the swat team 😊”

  • @tech-solis6113
    @tech-solis6113 Рік тому

    This guy can make some wicked videos that are actually funny

  • @Ndjsuw
    @Ndjsuw Рік тому

    I can only imagine that in the fluffy comedian voice SQUIRTING CONTEST AHAHAHAH LETS AEE WHO CAN SQUIRT THR BEST-

  • @AminMusaid-u8v
    @AminMusaid-u8v Рік тому

    Bro if i did this i would disappear out of existence in fear i would get the biggest whooping in the world

  • @jeremiahcastellanos177
    @jeremiahcastellanos177 Рік тому

    Nah I’m already I already called the swat team got me dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @bornk4607
    @bornk4607 Рік тому

    I absolutely love cyons content❤

  • @amazoneater6956
    @amazoneater6956 Рік тому

    The squirting contest was a watergun contest where who ever gets the longest shot with a little bit of water wins

  • @VioEditz
    @VioEditz 8 місяців тому

    “Breast or thighs?”
    “Personality.”
    The worker: 👁👄👁

  • @Vbaka
    @Vbaka Рік тому

    “You want me to start packing up?”
    Dad: “nah nah I already called the entire S.W.A.T and the Military on you.”

  • @JoshuaBehnke-q6v
    @JoshuaBehnke-q6v 2 місяці тому

    I thought dad would be the kind of guy to ask for the site ☠️

  • @josepanola1287
    @josepanola1287 3 місяці тому

    Bro really ordering KFC thru the online menu from his laptop

  • @Pickle693
    @Pickle693 7 місяців тому +1

    What did he search to get does results 💀

  • @Titanfall979vr
    @Titanfall979vr Рік тому

    Make the child feel pain he could never imagine