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  • @daudzia9574
    @daudzia9574 3 роки тому +1643

    Imagine mugging a dude and he says, “tally-ho chuckaboo!” and shoots a golf ball sized hole through your torso

    • @ajo5311
      @ajo5311 3 роки тому +125

      You reload and shoot and nails the neighbors dog cause it’s smooth board

    • @mikd157
      @mikd157 3 роки тому +100

      You have to resort to the cannon mounted on the stairs loaded with grapeshot

    • @thermalninja7359
      @thermalninja7359 3 роки тому +2

      Haha

    • @bruhmomento9032
      @bruhmomento9032 3 роки тому +10

      @@mikd157 I swear I heard this from somewhere...

    • @conradek6841
      @conradek6841 3 роки тому +105

      @@bruhmomento9032 I Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

  • @allegedcombustion9014
    @allegedcombustion9014 6 років тому +7202

    Imagining jumping a bunch of guys but they form a perfect formation of musket and volley fire at you

    • @defaultset
      @defaultset 6 років тому +501

      Hit em with the ole 3 row grenadier formation

    • @juliancalero8012
      @juliancalero8012 6 років тому +36

      Lol

    • @ColonizedEthan
      @ColonizedEthan 6 років тому +176

      *meanwhile citizens literally dying of laughter*

    • @joeydiaz5615
      @joeydiaz5615 6 років тому +181

      Go to Afghanistan and you might see that. If it launches a projectile at killing speed it's getting used.

    • @tokiwartooth4584
      @tokiwartooth4584 6 років тому +47

      Well it is a round ball ripping through tissue,, ouch

  • @MrSmart199
    @MrSmart199 6 років тому +3752

    imagine getting jumped by pirates and one says "get my flintlock"

    • @ranchurdhimster4955
      @ranchurdhimster4955 5 років тому +163

      Get *me* flintlock

    • @HeCometh232
      @HeCometh232 5 років тому +78

      Blackbeard just jumps out with like 9 flintlocks

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 5 років тому +36

      HANS, PAZS ME ZE LUGER P08, THIS IS REWIND TIME TO 1917

    • @deleteduser87
      @deleteduser87 5 років тому +26

      Pirates have 7 or 9 flintlocks strapped to them

    • @kaiden897.8
      @kaiden897.8 5 років тому +7

      @@ranchurdhimster4955 you forgot to add *ARR*

  • @marschallblucher6197
    @marschallblucher6197 3 роки тому +521

    "...I draw my flintlock pistol on the 2nd man. I miss him entirely because it's smooth bore and I nail the neighbors dog instead"
    (Note: This isn't originally from TheRussianBadger it's been a copy paste for a while. Though, like many, I originally heard it from Badger.)

  • @jah3621
    @jah3621 5 років тому +1868

    *gets jumped by mugger*
    Mugger: “Give me your money!”
    Me: *pulls out kolibri*

    • @anthonyhayes1267
      @anthonyhayes1267 5 років тому +85

      Pulls out suppressed kolibri

    • @lilmichaeltaylor546
      @lilmichaeltaylor546 4 роки тому +75

      Pulls out kolibri with underslung grenade launcher

    • @4n4rch1st7
      @4n4rch1st7 4 роки тому +30

      joseph Stalin the bayonet will do more damage than the gun lol

    • @homiespaghetti1522
      @homiespaghetti1522 4 роки тому +38

      Pulls out kolibri with 6x zoom scope with silencer with bayonet with under barrel laser shark attachment

    • @staticalphabetsoup637
      @staticalphabetsoup637 4 роки тому +20

      Pulls out bipod knife

  • @__sno__3820
    @__sno__3820 6 років тому +2856

    *pulls out c96*
    THE ENEMY IS CAPTURING OBJECTIVE BUTTER

    • @HarleyU
      @HarleyU 5 років тому +57

      PIGEON MAN FUCK OFF 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nicholasagalos760
      @nicholasagalos760 5 років тому +93

      THe ENEMY CONTROLS AlL OBJECTIVES

    • @Reskal
      @Reskal 5 років тому +32

      BUTTER: oh well im fucked

    • @thechicken9463
      @thechicken9463 5 років тому +40

      PIGEON MAN We have captured objective Charlie

    • @Jo-os4pq
      @Jo-os4pq 5 років тому +32

      a *B O M B* is being planted in our ammo supply!

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification 3 роки тому +369

    The "broom handle" isn't a bad carry, it's a symbol of authority saying "Court is in session, I'm your judge, jury and executioner. The court finds you guilty..."

    • @TubeRadiosRule
      @TubeRadiosRule 3 роки тому +8

      Bolo variation is a tad more compact. Shorter barrel and smaller grip.

    • @LiLNAGiSA
      @LiLNAGiSA 2 роки тому +12

      I own one and I carry it. I feel baddy with it.

    • @UrsineArms
      @UrsineArms Рік тому +2

      ​@@LiLNAGiSAhonestly if I paid that much for a c96 I'd be carrying it too

  • @BarnyTrubble
    @BarnyTrubble 3 роки тому +558

    **looks and current ammo prices**
    **studies the flintlock a little harder while considering**

    • @JastwatchingYT
      @JastwatchingYT 3 роки тому +7

      13 bucks for a 9mm 124gr single 50rd pack doesn't sound too bad.

    • @augusteast6518
      @augusteast6518 3 роки тому +20

      In all seriousness I would carry that captain hook gun not even ashamed to admit it. But my daily cary is a cap and ball revolver so xD

    • @zanderness
      @zanderness 3 роки тому +3

      .22 revolver will take down several humans before having to reload

    • @augusteast6518
      @augusteast6518 3 роки тому +1

      @@zanderness mine holds 6 just as much as a 22 revolver only mine is .44 cal

    • @John.McMillan
      @John.McMillan 3 роки тому +4

      Just carry two black powder revolvers. Of you dont hit in 12 shots then you were going to die either way.

  • @wesley492
    @wesley492 5 років тому +1727

    Real gangstas carry bolt action .22cal WWII Welrods

    • @feelsgoodman2171
      @feelsgoodman2171 5 років тому +35

      Oh yeah yeah Welrod is a sexy girl

    • @anttipuhakka5284
      @anttipuhakka5284 5 років тому +53

      Real men carry sawn-off enfields from ww1.

    • @Americanspy-hn2kw
      @Americanspy-hn2kw 5 років тому +8

      That’s also a single shot lol

    • @Galahad_Du_Lac
      @Galahad_Du_Lac 5 років тому +13

      No U It has a mag it’s just a pain to use.

    • @MinecraftKarol2005
      @MinecraftKarol2005 5 років тому +16

      REAL real gangstas carrying m249 with extra ammo tapes in their pockets

  • @Seqtopus
    @Seqtopus 8 років тому +1884

    I carry about 7 Flint lock pistols on my person at all times.

    • @bagnome
      @bagnome 8 років тому +87

      Well at any rate, you'll out gun a percussion pistol wielding bandit at least.

    • @Beltzer0072
      @Beltzer0072 8 років тому +8

      Just carry a Patterson or a Walker! More ammo lol

    • @lilnye2625
      @lilnye2625 8 років тому +38

      Dual wield these babies and drop them when ur done

    • @exp4006
      @exp4006 8 років тому +66

      You're not Edward Kenway, are you?

    • @lieutenantkettch
      @lieutenantkettch 8 років тому +56

      ARRRRRRRRRRR! Ye carry 'em with yer cutlass, matey?

  • @jebbybw9030
    @jebbybw9030 5 років тому +808

    *Wakes Up*
    Mind: Wonder what I should protect myself and my family with
    *Looks at various High end handguns*
    *Picks up flintlock*

    • @viciousKev
      @viciousKev 5 років тому +16

      That would be the last on the list id want to be shot by

    • @princereyes2094
      @princereyes2094 4 роки тому +13

      @@viciousKev
      Yeah. Those things won't only kill you, they'll hurt *a lot* before doing so.

    • @djpikachu7645
      @djpikachu7645 4 роки тому +3

      Squirrel argh

    • @teoborges3949
      @teoborges3949 4 роки тому +4

      if you wanna die Fast... don't worry, this is your BEST CHOOSE!
      The Flintlock Duel Pistol is the best pistol for you die, because is hard to reload, outdated, one single capacity of ammo and low quality of equipament!

    • @chadkoichi9105
      @chadkoichi9105 4 роки тому +4

      nah protect your family with a nerf gun its always one shot

  • @chasebh89
    @chasebh89 3 роки тому +90

    "flintlocks are just about the worst guns to carry"
    *.60 caliber grape shot has entered the chat*

  • @MrFredstt
    @MrFredstt 6 років тому +465

    What??? The flintlock is one of the best concealed weapons you could have. Any criminal would NEVER guess you would pull out a flintlock on them. The sheer confusion and shock they'd experience would cause them to run away

    • @dejectd2972
      @dejectd2972 6 років тому +15

      I would think it's a prop

    • @richardscheirman9782
      @richardscheirman9782 6 років тому +23

      Carry four and add more confusion.

    • @richardscheirman9782
      @richardscheirman9782 5 років тому +6

      @@dejectd2972 Never assume a gun is fake!

    • @TryanaTheGoober
      @TryanaTheGoober 5 років тому +1

      Wait you're right

    • @richardscheirman9782
      @richardscheirman9782 5 років тому

      @@TryanaTheGoober as long as it is rifled and can handle 50 grain loads id use a modern shockwave 45/50 hollow goex with a pyrodex pellet

  • @karlwithak2535
    @karlwithak2535 5 років тому +904

    Did you know felons can own blackpowder guns. I've seen a guy why carried a cap and ball revolver for that reason

    • @emperorpalpatine1228
      @emperorpalpatine1228 5 років тому +183

      Felons can own any gun they want, illegally.

    • @RandomGuy9
      @RandomGuy9 5 років тому +98

      Emperor Palpatine but this one legally.

    • @RandomGuy9
      @RandomGuy9 5 років тому +24

      @GrezterGreen I'm a lawyer.

    • @RandomGuy9
      @RandomGuy9 5 років тому +19

      @GrezterGreen a legal gun is easier to get than an illegal one.

    • @RandomGuy9
      @RandomGuy9 5 років тому +10

      @GrezterGreen if you get caught in self defense with an illegal firearm you're gonna serve a long time in a third world jail.

  • @HampterHamstedam
    @HampterHamstedam 6 років тому +3174

    *Pulls out C96*
    Bad Guy : Wait... wha-
    Me : *sTArT SpEAKing GeRMan*

    • @Zladnyl
      @Zladnyl 6 років тому +107

      Best fucking comment, I died of laughter...

    • @Configuramous
      @Configuramous 6 років тому +87

      Bad guy: (says something about nazis being extinct)

    • @peridot675
      @peridot675 6 років тому +42

      HunterZ21, Fer der Deutschland!

    • @oldaccount5477
      @oldaccount5477 6 років тому +46

      * Schauen Sie, wer hat ein Messer zu einem Schießen gebracht, Dummkopf!!

    • @NoFlu
      @NoFlu 5 років тому +61

      Guy: jumps out of shadow with knife drawn*
      Me: *draws C96, holds it in that shitty "down at your hip" stance*
      Guy: "what the fuck is that?"
      Me: "WE WILL AZK ZE QUESTIONS. SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS"

  • @BlueStarr86
    @BlueStarr86 3 роки тому +235

    That first pistol can absolutely be used as a bludgeon with no issues.

    • @richardhicks5031
      @richardhicks5031 3 роки тому +14

      This is true fire the gun if you missed then the sound and smoke will distract him long enough for you to smack him in the face

    • @adude8424
      @adude8424 3 роки тому +7

      You can also overload the gun with extra gunpowder and you'll have yourself a hand grenade.
      After blowing your hands up the robber will panic and ran away. Or just surrender and give the robber your gun and he'll blow up himself.

    • @jamesknowles2445
      @jamesknowles2445 3 роки тому +4

      How do you-
      Know
      you know what
      naw
      i want to live

    • @onecringymofo
      @onecringymofo 3 роки тому +2

      Its most likely a .58 caliber pistol and has almost no kick. If you hit the shot than they will have a big ass hole in them

    • @bogusmogus9551
      @bogusmogus9551 3 роки тому

      Yes, that brass end on the grip is rather useful

  • @trailerparkwerewolf910
    @trailerparkwerewolf910 6 років тому +206

    My first carry was a black powder revolver. I was 19 and couldn’t buy a regular pistol.

    • @dominikarndt6049
      @dominikarndt6049 5 років тому +42

      They killed thousands of men in the old west and are still capable of doing so. 6 shots are enough to kill everything that moves

    • @travisrolison9646
      @travisrolison9646 5 років тому +28

      The best gun to carry is one that you have or can get. A crappy gun you have when you need one is much better than an amazing one you don't have when you need it.

    • @sawyermounce1927
      @sawyermounce1927 5 років тому +5

      Honestly i respect that

    • @travisrolison9646
      @travisrolison9646 5 років тому

      @Christian Alexander which country is that?

    • @Prince_Luci
      @Prince_Luci 5 років тому +1

      Respect

  • @mrcosmicbanana3190
    @mrcosmicbanana3190 5 років тому +292

    There was actually a parolee in my town about a month ago that was arrested out by this old gas station for trying to hold up the shop with a flintlock lol

    • @fish3977
      @fish3977 4 роки тому +53

      sure it's just one shot but do you want to be at the receiving end of that?

    • @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632
      @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 3 роки тому +4

      @@fish3977 if you’ve got a shit ton of luck, or the guy has bad aim, sure. Just a bit of black powder smoke in your lungs.

    • @littlekingtrashmouth9219
      @littlekingtrashmouth9219 3 роки тому

      That’s a Florida Man story

    • @sumvs5992
      @sumvs5992 3 роки тому +2

      Wssnt that featured on donut operator's channel? He brought a full length musket with bayonet attached into a store and because the end product was so long he couldn't hold it properly in the store

    • @willwhite3322
      @willwhite3322 3 роки тому

      Well depends on the state but I know a lot of places don’t legally consider a black bowser fire arm a “fire arm.” So if you were to shoot someone without killing them it couldn’t be assault with a firearm/deadly weapon.

  • @InvertedGigachad
    @InvertedGigachad 6 років тому +248

    Criminal: *points glock at me*
    Me: *Pulls out Luger P08*
    "Ich bin nun wirklich enttäuscht von Ihnen.*

    • @gihrenzabi7271
      @gihrenzabi7271 5 років тому +10

      I want a Luger in 10mm auto. Alas, I don't have the money to pay Lugerman...

    • @karvast5726
      @karvast5726 5 років тому +7

      P08 isn't a bad gun to carry actually haha

    • @tadpetrie3464
      @tadpetrie3464 4 роки тому +3

      @@gihrenzabi7271 I hear ya man!!! Ever since I found out the Luger Man makes a 10mm, I have put that on the top of "My List Of Things To Do If I Ever Win A Ridiculously Large Lottery Jackpot" ! If I ever do, I'll order you one when I order mine!

    • @exexpat11
      @exexpat11 4 роки тому +1

      I played with a Luger. I really feel sorry for the Germans that had to carry that POS. Jam-a-matics! To think it was designed by an American and contended with the 1911 in Army trials. Joke gun.

    • @tadpetrie3464
      @tadpetrie3464 4 роки тому +2

      The Luger is no joke man! It's actually a truly precision firearm! It is better suited for competition and to a lesser degree civilian law enforcement due to it's maintence regimen. It was definitely not well suited to military service, but in it's day it had few equals when it came to target competition!

  • @huellbabineaux4343
    @huellbabineaux4343 3 роки тому +250

    I have never before been so proud to get a video in my recommended

  • @tabasajustinjakej.7715
    @tabasajustinjakej.7715 6 років тому +2024

    I'd open carry a flintlock pistol.

    • @phoneguy4257
      @phoneguy4257 6 років тому +5

      Hey Crabman!

    • @Official2Shitty
      @Official2Shitty 6 років тому +90

      Pffffffff, I open carry a Matchlock Musket from 1519

    • @derpmcgerp8062
      @derpmcgerp8062 6 років тому +15

      I'd open carry the Magnum - Double Ecstasy, .69CM Calibre Pistol. Best for protection. 99% guaranteed.

    • @hhgeyyu6842
      @hhgeyyu6842 6 років тому +18

      I'd carry a .45 peacemaker

    • @aliceponder
      @aliceponder 6 років тому +5

      I no joke know someone who though it was a good idea to carry a red hawk as concealed carry.

  • @nethershot5279
    @nethershot5279 6 років тому +2307

    I carry around the 800mm German Schwerer Gustav dual train rail mounted artillery emplacement you normies.

    • @lilisap9816
      @lilisap9816 6 років тому +31

      Bruder muss los

    • @donuck5774
      @donuck5774 6 років тому +32

      Respekt

    • @rookeva8688
      @rookeva8688 6 років тому +54

      I carry around a USS Dwight D. Eisenhower
      Dweeb

    • @dr2d2
      @dr2d2 6 років тому +22

      I carry the bfg 9000

    • @neptune3569
      @neptune3569 6 років тому +25

      I concealed carry the M1919 Browning MG. gotta be safe bois

  • @oldgoblin7312
    @oldgoblin7312 6 років тому +506

    I carry a Poke ball with a king panzer tank in it.

    • @stardustsama3688
      @stardustsama3688 6 років тому +12

      old Goblin super effective

    • @wolfd89
      @wolfd89 6 років тому +4

      is one of the moves 'Harden'? gigidygig

    • @faithful4654
      @faithful4654 5 років тому +3

      No no no, I carry a Pokeball with a Tiger I in it.

    • @gggaming4tg
      @gggaming4tg 5 років тому +8

      I carry a pòkeball with a U.S.S Yorktown in it

    • @thetankgeneral5775
      @thetankgeneral5775 5 років тому +1

      I carry a pokeball with both the Yamato and the shinano in it

  • @N1gh7L0rd
    @N1gh7L0rd 3 роки тому +80

    imagin trying to rob a man with a knife but they decide to pull a edward keenway and have 4 flintlock pistols on them concield in their jacket, aswell as pulling a reaper

  • @wheelz1166
    @wheelz1166 6 років тому +328

    You know what would be scary for an every day carry? *pulls an m14 out of pant leg*

    • @wolfd89
      @wolfd89 6 років тому +36

      is that a SOCOM16 in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

    • @torresfishingFL
      @torresfishingFL 6 років тому +7

      *Pulls out groza*
      "Um you dropped this and I was just putting it back in your pocket" *turns around and runs away*

    • @TryanaTheGoober
      @TryanaTheGoober 5 років тому +1

      Holy Crap that'd be horrifying

    • @TryanaTheGoober
      @TryanaTheGoober 5 років тому

      @@wolfd89 helk yeah it yes

    • @SamuelTrademarked
      @SamuelTrademarked 5 років тому +1

      M14?
      Weak, I carry a deathstar superlazer.

  • @senpaizac4687
    @senpaizac4687 4 роки тому +384

    Me: *pulls out C96*
    Robber: I have a bad feeling about this

    • @chrismoellering695
      @chrismoellering695 4 роки тому +16

      If it was good enough for Han....granted, Tatoonie was an open carry planet. 😉

    • @GothicSoldier9000
      @GothicSoldier9000 4 роки тому +4

      @ODST Wannabe And your buddies get shredded by the grapeshot cannon at the top of the stairs?
      Bummer about the neighbor's dog, though.

    • @mothman6380
      @mothman6380 3 роки тому +2

      Step one pull out gun charging handle already pulled
      Step two load with stripper clip use spent clip to jam in threats eye or other sensitive areas
      Step three disabled knee caps elbows and finally one through the front and side of the neck putting a four way puncture in vital area

    • @JohnSinatra88
      @JohnSinatra88 3 роки тому

      The robber: Hans is that you?

    • @mothman6380
      @mothman6380 3 роки тому

      @@JohnSinatra88 Marius?

  • @c-jam6392
    @c-jam6392 6 років тому +459

    The ole blunderbuss down the pant leg does the trick for me😉

    • @dyllantinch2888
      @dyllantinch2888 6 років тому +3

      Make it look like a funny looking walking stick

    • @rihe2692
      @rihe2692 6 років тому +16

      Is that a blunderbuss in your trouser or you’re just happy to see me?

    • @sibco96
      @sibco96 6 років тому +4

      That's what she said.

    • @ole-ff7of
      @ole-ff7of 5 років тому

      Me

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 5 років тому

      Yeeeeeeee, imma stick with carrying an shvak 20mm machine cannon

  • @chr0min0id
    @chr0min0id 3 роки тому +30

    Robber: “Give me you wallet!”
    Me with a Mauser: *”NIEN!”*

    • @yourlocalcorrectidiot927
      @yourlocalcorrectidiot927 3 роки тому +3

      NIEN I will send you to the “shower”

    • @notrich
      @notrich Рік тому

      @@yourlocalcorrectidiot927 Then you can dry yourself in the ''oven''

  • @grimmo3936
    @grimmo3936 5 років тому +732

    It would be funny though. Just imagine someone being mugged and they pull out a civil war era gun.

    • @FancyNeon
      @FancyNeon 4 роки тому +75

      **pulls out flintlock*
      Arr ye better think twice before ye try and rob me ye landlubber

    • @Trolleyatthestation
      @Trolleyatthestation 4 роки тому +27

      In the civil war flintlocks weren't used anymore. They had revolvers and repeating rifles.
      Caplock guns too.

    • @erebys21
      @erebys21 4 роки тому +20

      *Whips out blunderbuss*

    • @AP-mq4tv
      @AP-mq4tv 4 роки тому +9

      Luis Avilez I Think Hes Talking About The Cap Revolver

    • @Trolleyatthestation
      @Trolleyatthestation 4 роки тому +1

      @@AP-mq4tv oh

  • @HarleyU
    @HarleyU 5 років тому +589

    Cop: sir can I have ur license and registration
    Me: here ya go *gives info*
    Cop: are there any firearms in the vehicle
    Me: yes in the trunk
    Cop: *opens trunk*
    *finds 50 flintlocks and a c96*
    Also cop: *I NEED AIR SUPPORT*

    • @bf4k
      @bf4k 5 років тому +22

      *we need the army*

    • @josephmarkesjoseph1357
      @josephmarkesjoseph1357 5 років тому +20

      For guns made before 1900 (even replicas) they don't need any paperwork and can be taken anywhere( I wouldn't try on planes though) they are considered antiques and not considered firearms. So even in cities like New York you can own a flint lock

    • @grizzdotcom
      @grizzdotcom 5 років тому +8

      @@josephmarkesjoseph1357 There are still issues with carry, because even if it isn't a firearm, you could still be hit with carrying/concealing a "deadly weapon."

    • @josephmarkesjoseph1357
      @josephmarkesjoseph1357 5 років тому +6

      @@grizzdotcom I honstlly do not know about that. So ill take your word for it. But regardless, if time comes to need it, then you have it.

    • @Subterraneanhomesickgoober
      @Subterraneanhomesickgoober 5 років тому +1

      This reminds me of that scene from the end of The Matrix

  • @everythingUTrealestate
    @everythingUTrealestate 6 років тому +1993

    Honestly I'd be more scared if someone pointed a flint lock at me than if they pointed a glock at me.

    • @danieldouglass9325
      @danieldouglass9325 6 років тому +34

      ua-cam.com/video/vMeHSP_NeQQ/v-deo.html

    • @PushCatT
      @PushCatT 6 років тому +179

      Right? I mean who wants to lose half a arm?

    • @onebritishboi9892
      @onebritishboi9892 6 років тому +257

      I would be to because the guy is clearly crazy and doesn't care about shooting you

    • @crazyd4ve875
      @crazyd4ve875 6 років тому +143

      Same, the guy would have be fucking mental lol
      The mentally insane are a force to be reckoned with
      always remember that matey

    • @crazyd4ve875
      @crazyd4ve875 6 років тому +102

      *pulls flintlock*

  • @Stop_Gooning
    @Stop_Gooning 3 роки тому +301

    This aged poorly: now that there's an ammo shortage that muzzle-loader is looking pretty nice.

    • @darthhauler9947
      @darthhauler9947 3 роки тому +7

      Got two single shot cap and ball pistols, a Colt Dragoon, an 1858 Remington, and a .50 cal blackpowder rifle that can handle 120 grain charges. I'm set as soon as I find a M1855 Colt Revolving Shotgun

    • @nutball3756
      @nutball3756 3 роки тому +4

      Well the whole point isn't really the guns being bad, it's more the guns being bad for conceal carry (maybe open carry, idk) and a flintlock pistol or a black powder revolver aren't really good for conceal carrying. Since they're black powder guns that are slow to reload, especially the flintlock.

    • @johnjordanakajoejordanwhen2295
      @johnjordanakajoejordanwhen2295 3 роки тому +1

      😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

    • @knunn5171
      @knunn5171 2 роки тому +1

      If I was a felon there would definitely be one in my car and beside my bed

    • @Stop_Gooning
      @Stop_Gooning 2 роки тому +1

      @@nutball3756 You can do shockingly fast reloads in a black powder _revolver_ by swapping to a new, pre-loaded cylinder.

  • @tylertrout9135
    @tylertrout9135 7 років тому +102

    If I was mugging somebody and they pulled out a flintlock I'd just stop and leave.

    • @buildawall5803
      @buildawall5803 6 років тому

      @Issac Arellano i would steal it there expensive

  • @theguitarhero3
    @theguitarhero3 5 років тому +760

    *Pulls out nambu and katana*
    Bad guy: uhhh.
    Me: TENNOHEIKA BANZAI!

    • @joshuahmitchell873
      @joshuahmitchell873 5 років тому +15

      *inhalesdeeply WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooowwww

    • @joshuahmitchell873
      @joshuahmitchell873 5 років тому +4

      Kay

    • @theadministrator2641
      @theadministrator2641 5 років тому +8

      Weeb drongo

    • @antrax607
      @antrax607 5 років тому +19

      I hate that charge in cod waw lol

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin 5 років тому +12

      >tfw nambu jams second shot and misses the first
      >Guy with knife whacks katana, it breaks in half

  • @M3iscool
    @M3iscool 8 років тому +2046

    I would totally run a flintlock with an open carry permit. Would it be a good idea? No. Would it be awesome? Yes.

    • @dragoarrow8
      @dragoarrow8 8 років тому +11

      lol

    • @jimg7647
      @jimg7647 8 років тому +76

      if I am not mistaken you can open carry a flintlock or cap and ball with no LTC requirement. But check the law first.

    • @wotwott2319
      @wotwott2319 8 років тому +190

      bonus points: the anti-gunners won't come at you since they thought the second amendment only applies on muskets.

    • @pipgang8566
      @pipgang8566 8 років тому +141

      +Harith Azmi Wrong. They would think it's an AR15 and call the police.

    • @modwlego
      @modwlego 8 років тому +103

      +Ac1dM0nk3y 'hello? Yes, mr police, I saw a man carrying an Super semi-fully auto bolt action AR-47 armour piercing rifle, with a 500 round clip, and the thing that goes up! Send the swat! Hello? Hello!?!'

  • @ariaa.9428
    @ariaa.9428 3 роки тому +78

    *says 22. Pistol*
    New vegas players:
    “Wait, I know that, it sucks.”

    • @insertname5285
      @insertname5285 3 роки тому +8

      Not in the tops hotel and casino
      "You dig us baby we're the Tops"

  • @dirtytreerat14
    @dirtytreerat14 4 роки тому +1708

    Guy: robbing my house,
    Me: *_swiftly pulls out C96_*
    Also me: *Lass deine verdammte Waffe fallen und geh auf den Boden!!!*

    • @dirtytreerat14
      @dirtytreerat14 4 роки тому +33

      Irdendein Name Es heißt, lass deine verdammte Waffe fallen und geh auf den Boden

    • @Masonnn245
      @Masonnn245 4 роки тому +21

      TRANSLATION

    • @hellsingscult6929
      @hellsingscult6929 4 роки тому +9

      You win the best comment contest

    • @lukebunch6327
      @lukebunch6327 4 роки тому +7

      Robber pulls out flintlock

    • @frnq7987
      @frnq7987 4 роки тому +6

      WHAT THAT DOES THAT MEAN

  • @jcollyer7921
    @jcollyer7921 7 років тому +386

    Flintlock pistols are pretty much the only thing Californians can open carry

    • @karvast5726
      @karvast5726 7 років тому +2

      Give ya meat a good ol rub a fork is what you can carry in belgium.but black powder gun are free to buy.it still make holes.so u guess it's not that bad when it's the only thing you can have.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 7 років тому +1

      +SCP-087 Also I might add a flintlock, and ammunition for it os easily home manifactured.

    • @PingasMonkey3rdClass
      @PingasMonkey3rdClass 6 років тому +2

      (For now)

    • @andrewcampbell9595
      @andrewcampbell9595 6 років тому +2

      As they should be... thats what the founding fathers had in mind when they were writing the 2nd amendment

    • @raspiankiado4658
      @raspiankiado4658 6 років тому

      @@ineednochannelyoutube5384 I'd still prefer to use a rifled barrel. At least help the accuracy a little bit.

  • @nikp.
    @nikp. 5 років тому +1124

    Best open carry gun
    Nerf jolt

  • @ArmandoNos
    @ArmandoNos 3 роки тому +43

    imagine someone tries to rob you with a knife and shouts "give me your money!" but you pull out your flintlock like " i wont unhand my currency"

  • @RipRLeeErmey
    @RipRLeeErmey 6 років тому +474

    I'd totally do a C96 Concealed Carry
    Would it be a good idea? No. Would it be fucking awesome? Hell yes.

    • @happylittletree1727
      @happylittletree1727 6 років тому +41

      Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Add a comically large scope and you'll be shooting first every single time.

    • @redfield2308
      @redfield2308 6 років тому +8

      @@happylittletree1727 and a weird cylindrical muzzle

    • @kdrapertrucker
      @kdrapertrucker 6 років тому +8

      I need to see 96 if it were dressed up like Han Solo's pistol from Star Wars in an leg drop holster.

    • @kdrapertrucker
      @kdrapertrucker 6 років тому +7

      @@redfield2308 that's known as a scruffy nerf-herder veriant.

    • @MrPanzerCatYT
      @MrPanzerCatYT 6 років тому +4

      @@kdrapertrucker han Solos gun was based off of the c96

  • @privatepicklock8738
    @privatepicklock8738 4 роки тому +232

    "Gimmie your money old man"
    "CEASE" *FIRES FLINTLOCK*

    • @valorie1559
      @valorie1559 3 роки тому +10

      *misses because its a smoothbore and it hits your neighbors dog*

    • @trickytraveller3272
      @trickytraveller3272 3 роки тому +3

      @@valorie1559 *Resorts to using the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs*

    • @henrywong7607
      @henrywong7607 3 роки тому +2

      @@valorie1559 *affixes bayonet*

    • @impulsewraith3419
      @impulsewraith3419 3 роки тому +4

      @@valorie1559 *THE BEST COPYPASTA*

    • @Make_Fontaine_Great_Again
      @Make_Fontaine_Great_Again 3 роки тому

      @@valorie1559 Like the Founding Fathers intended.

  • @prussianmonarchist7110
    @prussianmonarchist7110 7 років тому +118

    I prefer to carry my Dreyse Needle Rifle, while wearing my pickelhaube. I was in Paris, carrying my trusty Needle Rifle, and a Frenchman tried to mug me. After he saw my needle rifle and pickelhaube, he just started flying his white flag, and running the other way.

    • @dyllantinch2888
      @dyllantinch2888 6 років тому +5

      To the French a BB gun would have the same affect lol

  • @motivated7203
    @motivated7203 3 роки тому +37

    Flashbacks to Angelo Bronte in Red Dead 2 chucking a Mauser pistol at John

  • @lamarandson5636
    @lamarandson5636 5 років тому +336

    My worst concealed carry.
    1: ma deuce
    2: barret 50 cal
    3: m60

  • @ChaosBW
    @ChaosBW 5 років тому +64

    In Canada, any airsoft replica weapon from ww1 or prior is considered perfectly safe to carry in the open because nobody would think it's real
    So a flintlock pistol would be perfect for open carry in Canada
    Police would think it's a paintball gun

    • @placeholdername5289
      @placeholdername5289 4 роки тому +3

      Police 1:Does He Have Any Weapons?
      Police 2:Nah, Just That Paintball Gun.
      You:*My Plan Has Worked, Now I'll Be Safe From Anyone Mugging Me.*

    • @cocainecowboy_
      @cocainecowboy_ 4 роки тому +4

      so carrying a 1911, mosin, chauchat or c96 would be a perfectly viable option to open carry

    • @shadowstalker6762
      @shadowstalker6762 4 роки тому +4

      @@cocainecowboy_ youd be better of trying to seduce the criminal instead of using a chauchat lol

  • @miked1470
    @miked1470 5 років тому +30

    Full size .22:
    Low recoil.
    More accurate than a sub-compact.
    Less damage on a non-lethal hit.
    Same psychological impact.

  • @-Cheif
    @-Cheif 3 роки тому +15

    To be fair I would 100% concealed carry a C96 if I lived in the states, also a flintlock would be hella cool as well

  • @pUrpLEsnake325
    @pUrpLEsnake325 9 років тому +137

    I would love so much if some guy came up to me one day and yelled "Gimme all your money bitch!" and then pulled out a flintlock pistol and began the long arduous process of loading it.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 9 років тому +6

      Nobody would be that dumb to attempt a robbery with an unloaded flintlock. Then again, I have heard stories where a guy attempted to get money from a bank, was told the manager was gone and the only one who could access the vault, so he left his phone number with the employees for when the manager does come back, so maybe it could happen.

    • @vistaboy09
      @vistaboy09 9 років тому +1

      +SpaghettiandSauce Also, theme song for robbing someone with flintlock
      As I was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains
      I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'
      I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier
      I said stand and deliver or the devil he may take ya

    • @gtracer6629
      @gtracer6629 9 років тому

      +Anthony Smith Shows you just can't fix stupid.

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 9 років тому +2

      +SpaghettiandSauce
      While holding it in side tilted gangsta style.

    • @CallicoJackracham
      @CallicoJackracham 9 років тому

      +Jason Or Stand & Deliver by Adam & The Ants haha

  • @jonathanhansen3709
    @jonathanhansen3709 6 років тому +59

    The Mauser Broomhandel worked as a “conceal carry” in WW1 because everybody wore “Trench-coats”.

    • @anthonyhayes1267
      @anthonyhayes1267 5 років тому +4

      My overcoat has such big pockets that I could probably fit a c96 bolo in there.

    • @princereyes2094
      @princereyes2094 4 роки тому +1

      **Ba dum crash**

  • @Jedibob5
    @Jedibob5 9 років тому +3334

    ...So I guess the point of this video is "obsolete guns are obsolete?"

    • @therideneverends1697
      @therideneverends1697 9 років тому +61

      +Jedibob5 Seems like it.

    • @hamsteaks5541
      @hamsteaks5541 9 років тому +67

      Won't be so obsolete here in "America" in the near future.
      At this rate, we're certainly going to lose our rights to most "modern" firearms.
      Because they are so "dated", "impractical" and "useless" in the eyes of the current commie regime they are worth looking into. Please don't give them any more ammo...pardon the pun.

    • @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety
      @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety 9 років тому +10

      +Ham Steaks
      Do you believe that felons or lunatics shouldn't be allowed to have guns? I ask this question because, if we don't allow felons or lunatics to have guns, but don't run background checks on the people buying them, and don't prevent the cohabiting family of said felon or lunatic from having guns, then those perfectly reasonable laws that we have become so worthless that they aren't worth the text-/legal book space they occupy. You get situations like "Oops, my psychopathic brother managed to take my gun and shoot up a school." And then, that family has to live with the fact that, because of their negligence and their choice to exercise their freedom to own a firearm when they most-likely should have chosen self-restraint, one or more people has been wounded or killed.
      I mean, I have the right to say whatever I want to anyone, legally (except in certain contract cases, like Non-Disclosure Agreements or Official Secrets stuff, or in cases of slander). But, if I just grossly abuse this freedom of speech instead of exercising my self-restraint, then I won't have any friends. Is that just? Just because I have the freedom of speech, does that mean I have the freedom from the responsibility to accept the consequences of using/misusing it?
      Anyway, it's not like owning 5 guns for every window is ever going to save you from government oppression. If the government really wants you dead, they'll send tanks. Or Predators. Or missiles. Or assassins. The government has developed ways to kill you without sending soldiers to shoot you, and thus get in harm's way. We call it, "tactical warfare," or ,"Surgical Strikes."
      But, most likely, they'll just send SWAT to your house and have you arrested, then bribe a jury to give you life in a Supermax prison or the death penalty. The government is very, *very* powerful, and to allow yourself to think that an AR-15 will save you against a SWAT Team with ballistic shields, tear gas, and flashbangs is dangerous to yourself.

    • @crucifyrobinhood
      @crucifyrobinhood 9 років тому +20

      +John London Ah!! One of my fave pet peeves. Look, Johnny, the constitution says nothing about banning felons from gun ownership. This has everything to do with the fact that the framers of the constitution were all felons in the eyes of the government, I.E. THE KING. Nor are there exceptions for "mental defectives". One man's moron is another man's guru. Who decides a citizen is too mentally ill to be able to defend himself in the same fashion as the decider? Food for thought. More food: The framers of the constitution intended our right to keep and BEAR arms to empower the citizenry to overthrow the government if it became too powerful. Personal defense is never mentioned but the RESPONSIBILITY of the citizens to overthrow the Govt. when needed is clearly expressed. The real question is, have we outgrown the constitution, or do we need it now more than ever?

    • @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety
      @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety 9 років тому +11

      CrucifyRobinHood Ah, one of *my* favorite pet-peeves.
      According to Justice John Marshal in McCulloch v. Maryland, the laws of Congress are voices of the Constitution. Therefore, the Constitution says something about banning felons from gun ownership.
      But even better, you've just let yourself fall into the trap of, "We need guns to defeat a tyrannical government."
      Look, buddy, do you honestly expect that you and your hunting buddies with your pitiful little AR-15s and your pickup trucks will be able to even remotely scratch a massive government armed with Laser Point-Defense systems (LaWS), Fuel-Air Bombs, the best air force of any nation, Massive Ordinance Air Blast bombs (MOABs), stealth bombers that you can't even hear until they've gone by, a massive navy, the National Guard, rail guns, nuclear missiles, and around 2,000,000 active + reserve members?

  • @melikshah6381
    @melikshah6381 3 роки тому +37

    When you Pack-a-Punch them they actually get really good especially the Mauser.

    • @gulper4134
      @gulper4134 3 роки тому +1

      @@gagegamer3636 this vidoe actually made me get back on orgins and pack a punch the mauser

    • @Oculyss
      @Oculyss 3 роки тому +2

      @@gulper4134 it’s making me wanna buy black ops 2 again

    • @clobzz
      @clobzz 3 роки тому

      i was looking for a comment mentioning the Mauser in Origins

    • @yourlocalcorrectidiot927
      @yourlocalcorrectidiot927 3 роки тому

      Is it full auto

    • @crayonchomper1180
      @crayonchomper1180 3 роки тому +1

      Winston Churchill loved his C96
      it has some really big almost Art Deco feel to it too, even though it was released in 1896

  • @TheNarf11
    @TheNarf11 6 років тому +235

    *I conceal cary a musket... with a bayonet*

    • @Rain-bp4di
      @Rain-bp4di 5 років тому +6

      TheNarf11 well the gun grabbers should leave you alone... til everything else is gone.

    • @leighton5608
      @leighton5608 5 років тому +1

      Appendix carry no doubt lol

    • @FBIAGENT725
      @FBIAGENT725 5 років тому

      That's illegal under the Geneva convention

    • @pepetrumpster6966
      @pepetrumpster6966 5 років тому +1

      KGB AGENT stupid swedish town can’t stop me from open carrying a flamethrower

    • @tthkkkkk
      @tthkkkkk 5 років тому +1

      *Carry

  • @omegacheese6095
    @omegacheese6095 5 років тому +94

    Bad guy: **nerf reflex**
    Me: **jolt**
    The jolt: "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!"

    • @ivanbudruev8820
      @ivanbudruev8820 5 років тому +2

      Isn't reflex reverse plungered though?

    • @totally_fred
      @totally_fred 4 роки тому +1

      Ivan Budruev yeah, and it sucks

  • @booz8313
    @booz8313 6 років тому +135

    Last week Some guy Robbed a nightshop with a musket over here😂😂

  • @Ranger_75
    @Ranger_75 4 роки тому +25

    0:20 Gonna carry this just in case the british attack again

    • @fletcherquinn3658
      @fletcherquinn3658 3 роки тому +1

      I can say, as a young Brit, if you carry this, we won’t attack, we will be scared and hide behind our tea

    • @flyingrancidm00nfish7
      @flyingrancidm00nfish7 3 роки тому +2

      @@fletcherquinn3658 Call yourself a Brit? Can't even spell "Tea". Try harder Mr Quinn!

    • @fletcherquinn3658
      @fletcherquinn3658 3 роки тому

      @@flyingrancidm00nfish7 corrected good sure

    • @mcrorie2021963
      @mcrorie2021963 3 роки тому

      We're thinkin about it fella. 🇬🇧

  • @beefheart666
    @beefheart666 7 років тому +713

    I would carry 6 flintlock pistols.

  • @lurchliebe4481
    @lurchliebe4481 6 років тому +66

    If someone carries a flintlock I would be scared because this person is probably the biggest badass youve ever seen

    • @tahabashir3779
      @tahabashir3779 6 років тому +1

      I'd probably run even if i had a full auto AK. cuz i dont wanna lose my arm or something.

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 5 років тому

      Nah, the real badasses carry 6 or 8 of them like Blackbeard did.

    • @tahabashir3779
      @tahabashir3779 5 років тому

      @@brucetucker4847 Blackbeard carried 6.

    • @GTAmaniac1
      @GTAmaniac1 5 років тому

      @@brucetucker4847 I carry 20 of them

  • @RadahnCrossSlashCounter
    @RadahnCrossSlashCounter 5 років тому +613

    *See's Mauser on the Thumbnail*
    "Hans...."
    "....Git ze Flammenwerfer"

  • @_AceInTheHole_
    @_AceInTheHole_ 3 роки тому +53

    The C96 Mauser was the inspiration for Han Solo’s DL-44 Pistol in Star Wars

  • @exspaceforcepilot4451
    @exspaceforcepilot4451 6 років тому +76

    "pulls out flintlock pistol" " I will damn you straight to hell yea olde rapscallion! "

  • @codymcdaniel1151
    @codymcdaniel1151 5 років тому +644

    Wait, you mean to tell me,
    My flintlock was once considered a carry weapon?

    • @radioactiveassassin5218
      @radioactiveassassin5218 4 роки тому +84

      Yeah...
      About three or four hundred years ago

    • @Kruglov762
      @Kruglov762 4 роки тому +24

      Radioactive Assassin i think a sword was nore effective back them

    • @AgentDanielCross
      @AgentDanielCross 4 роки тому +15

      In Amsterdam back then, if ya bought one, congrats you part of the nightwatch!

    • @3xaidan
      @3xaidan 4 роки тому +2

      hey captain price

    • @o-v-e-r-l-o-r-d
      @o-v-e-r-l-o-r-d 4 роки тому +5

      P R I C E !

  • @popefish8522
    @popefish8522 5 років тому +90

    *Pulls a C96 on a burglar and the BF1 soundtrack blares throughout the streets*

    • @rokairu0-216
      @rokairu0-216 3 роки тому +1

      * Suddenly becomes fluent in German and clothes morph into a german uniform and your hair becomes a Stahlhelm *

    • @dio9605
      @dio9605 3 роки тому

      @@rokairu0-216 wtf lol

  • @egnbigdave
    @egnbigdave 4 роки тому +8

    "my very first pistol was a cap and ball colt, shoots as fast as lightning but it loads a little slow... loads a little slow, and I soon found out, it can get you into trouble but it can't get you out... " Steve Earl - "The Devils Right Hand"

  • @wunter4430
    @wunter4430 6 років тому +324

    Yes comrade, here in Russia, it’s required for a person over 2 minutes old to carry an AA12 shotgun.

    • @prik9802
      @prik9802 6 років тому +1

      Antonov
      I saw a comment saying the fully auto tec 9 is legal though

    • @whatdafrogdoin1080
      @whatdafrogdoin1080 6 років тому

      I thought that it was required at age 1 minute old

    • @tahabashir3779
      @tahabashir3779 6 років тому +2

      *-LENNAAAAAAAAYY MAH BOAH-*

    • @swagrobloxgamer1531
      @swagrobloxgamer1531 6 років тому +2

      Lenny, I thought you died

    • @FranklinXVI
      @FranklinXVI 6 років тому +1

      Lenny, what are you doing in Russia? You died in Saint Denis.

  • @TheTrainMaster15
    @TheTrainMaster15 6 років тому +172

    Saying the C96 would be a bad concealed carry weapon is blasphemy.

    • @MrRedeyedJedi
      @MrRedeyedJedi 5 років тому +6

      Winston Churchill himself, carried a ww1 capture. Those things are no joke when you are, down range of one.

    • @local38on-tv
      @local38on-tv 5 років тому +4

      Nah B I be pullin out the full size Mauser C96 Carbine from my fanny pack

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin 5 років тому

      It's penetration against soft armor might be decent in theory. FMJ is guaranteed.

  • @andrewalanis8122
    @andrewalanis8122 8 років тому +372

    yeah let me just pull out my fucking flint lock pistol from the 1700s

  • @englishpolishmememan8892
    @englishpolishmememan8892 2 роки тому +7

    I just came back to this to say.
    I moved to America
    Bought a C96
    And yes.
    I EDC it.
    My goals are beyond your comprehension.

  • @ferntheyoutuber9960
    @ferntheyoutuber9960 8 років тому +700

    A Barrett 50 wouldn't be good for concealed carry.

    • @МикровеивНоизес
      @МикровеивНоизес 8 років тому +36

      how about an avenger 30mm gatling cannon? they are the best for concealed carry

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 8 років тому +41

      Is mayonnaise a concealed carry instrument?

    • @jtruong0454
      @jtruong0454 8 років тому +15

      FernTheUA-camr Pussies I carry a GAU-8 Avenger with me everywhere I go.

    • @spankeyfish
      @spankeyfish 8 років тому +12

      Weakling, I'm concealed carrying a Schwerer Gustav but I can only carry where there's a railroad.

    • @andreasmaurstad7227
      @andreasmaurstad7227 8 років тому +3

      +spankeyfish lol

  • @robotelamon4598
    @robotelamon4598 8 років тому +456

    Pshhhh you are crazy I carry a 30mm mortar for a concealed carry

    • @robotelamon4598
      @robotelamon4598 7 років тому +13

      Man-Eating Bush those cost quite a bit

    • @pinodevideos
      @pinodevideos 7 років тому +6

      Robo Telamon cheeky breeky

    • @thomashinkle6438
      @thomashinkle6438 7 років тому +5

      I carry a battleship cannon I stole

    • @cryo2156
      @cryo2156 7 років тому +13

      Man-Eating Bush pussy, I carry an 800mm Gustav railway cannon.

    • @arthurmorgan4736
      @arthurmorgan4736 7 років тому +1

      Robo Telamon I carry a rocket battery

  • @wagstag89
    @wagstag89 8 років тому +758

    rest assured, somewhere out there a guy in an old surplus helmet is furious about the Nambu comments and frantically hitting the dislike button

    • @PIERCESTORM
      @PIERCESTORM 8 років тому +9

      I mean really, I think his Nambu was broken. Bust still. Obsolete guns are obsolete is the point of the video. Takes a gun from the 1700s and tries putting it up against a self loading gun. Takes a gun from WW2 and tries to make it challenge a gun from 2000

    • @Beltzer0072
      @Beltzer0072 8 років тому +15

      Well there was a reason the Japanese lost the war! Many of the weapons they used were crude and terrible lol

    • @PIERCESTORM
      @PIERCESTORM 8 років тому +8

      +Beltzer0072 Actually, have you seen Japanese weapons of WW2? They rivaled US Weapons. If your talking about the first type 38s, those are terrible, but by world war 2, the type 99 was pretty good. And the reason Japan lost is because of nuclear weaponry

    • @Beltzer0072
      @Beltzer0072 8 років тому +13

      PIERCESTORM PRODUCTIONS​ Yes I have actually. I saw a whole documentary about them on a show called Tales of the Gun. It's on UA-cam if you want to watch it. Anyway yes the type 99 was better but by the end of the war, they were making weapons more quickly but with less materials and as a result, they weren't as good. I saw one type 99 whos buttplate was two nails in splintered wood!

    • @PIERCESTORM
      @PIERCESTORM 8 років тому +2

      +Beltzer0072 I've seen M1s with the same kind of buttplate. And don't forget the type 99 lmgs, type 100s type 38s, and german weapons used by Japan

  • @yourlocalcorrectidiot927
    @yourlocalcorrectidiot927 3 роки тому +2

    2:58 just become an intergalactic smuggler and it will shoot lasers

  • @ColonialEagle5455
    @ColonialEagle5455 4 роки тому +206

    "Flintlocks are terrible for concealed carry"
    Me: We Know

    • @ajo5311
      @ajo5311 3 роки тому +2

      Casual

    • @river_the_drake5229
      @river_the_drake5229 3 роки тому +2

      Unless you have precision accuracy and can slow down time they're not that useful

    • @lostwizardcat9910
      @lostwizardcat9910 3 роки тому +7

      @@river_the_drake5229 or just load them with a few dozen BBs and have a handheld claymore.

    • @river_the_drake5229
      @river_the_drake5229 3 роки тому +1

      @@lostwizardcat9910 I suppose that can work too

    • @John.McMillan
      @John.McMillan 3 роки тому +4

      @@lostwizardcat9910 That works, Ive tried it, However you cant keep the shot packed down, Its somehow less accurate and its only slightly worse than bird shot.
      That being said you can hit everyone in the room in one shot so...

  • @tatewaggoner6546
    @tatewaggoner6546 5 років тому +59

    my concealed carry weapon is a trebuchet

  • @gottem2912
    @gottem2912 6 років тому +134

    The question is who wouldn’t carry a flintlock?

  • @HootOwl513
    @HootOwl513 3 роки тому +2

    With the flintlocks, you'll want to carry 4 or 6 for boarding actions. They are handy as clubs once spent.
    The full-time carry trick with the Colt .36 Navy, is to only load five chambers, so when you're smashing roasted coffee beans with the butt, you don't gutshoot yourself before breakfast. Hammer rests on empty chamber. For the C-96, you want to be an Asian Warlord, and keep it in the woodstock/holster on a Sam Browne Belt, over your fancy Generalissimo's uniform. Best mode of transport is a Palanquin Chair, carried on the shoulders of 4 beefy Mongolian dudes, also well heeled. The newer stuff I don't know about. But the abbreviation "Mk" is pronounced Mark.

  • @ozone20rulez
    @ozone20rulez 4 роки тому +81

    Loading a flintlock infront of someone while staring them in the eyes, saying 'You have until I load this gun. Run.' would be the ultimate power move, thus making it the best concealed carry.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 Рік тому

      "Every gun is best gun".
      -- parody of Internet meme "Every girl is best girl."

  • @nap0038
    @nap0038 5 років тому +203

    Bad guy: “hands up!” *points glock*
    Me: *enters dead eye mode* *places red ‘x’ on bad guy*
    Bad guy: “Uhhhhhh, what are you doing?”
    Me: using my dead eye, now hold stil-
    *DEAD*

    • @elidean9922
      @elidean9922 4 роки тому +3

      Nolan Pham ahh a fellow red dead fan

    • @LikeAChameleon
      @LikeAChameleon 4 роки тому

      EliDean99 duel against a guy that can’t duel
      Still sees dead on screen

    • @cameronwalker4691
      @cameronwalker4691 4 роки тому

      I’ll just tell the bad guy not to hurt me and that I have lumbago

    • @jurassicdano3695
      @jurassicdano3695 4 роки тому +1

      Nolan Pham
      Bad guy: shoots me
      Me: I. Am. Alive.
      Also me: *holds uno reverse card*
      Bad guy: excuse me but what the heck

    • @Minus-Premium
      @Minus-Premium 4 роки тому

      You or him?

  • @yuzeli1092
    @yuzeli1092 5 років тому +52

    When you are in California like me, you have to carry a black powder LOL

  • @ralphwaters8905
    @ralphwaters8905 3 роки тому +4

    I own a percussion lock revolver very much like the one you showed. You forgot to smear grease on the end of the cylinder after pressing in the balls. Without this, you will get frequent chain fires, where the cylinder in line with the barrel ignites a loaded chamber next to it. It will not damage the gun, but it does send a second round off at an angle and you lose the next shot.

    • @johnmullholand2044
      @johnmullholand2044 2 роки тому +3

      If you use the proper size bullets, which shave off a ring of lead as you seat them, chain fires are not a problem. The grease over the bullets just makes a mess if you carry it for a while, attracts dust and dirt, and gets blown away by the previous shots. Unless you are doing a lot of shooting at the range, the grease isn't worth the bother.

  • @mlasko74
    @mlasko74 6 років тому +55

    Winston Churchill carried a Mauser, same model. Look it up, it had the highest ammo standard capacity at the time, believe it still might.

    • @MrPanzerCatYT
      @MrPanzerCatYT 6 років тому +4

      Later models if the c96 could get 20 and 40 round mags and some of those wer full auto

    • @mogz1485
      @mogz1485 5 років тому

      If you go to churchills bunker it shows his Webley mk6 revolver

  • @cameronwalker4691
    @cameronwalker4691 4 роки тому +45

    Him:the Mauser is hard to reload
    John Marston and Arthur Morgan:cute

  • @wack6692
    @wack6692 4 роки тому +167

    “You could hide this gun if your a big person”
    Laughs in German cosplay

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 3 роки тому +13

      "German Cosplay"
      My brain: Wehraboo

    • @Whiskers4169
      @Whiskers4169 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @odoyle6778
      @odoyle6778 3 роки тому +2

      The gentleman’s gun

    • @darkmario3321
      @darkmario3321 3 роки тому

      german cosplay?

    • @d1ckmorningwood4689
      @d1ckmorningwood4689 3 роки тому

      My friends getting a broomhandle from his grandpa, and I’m buying his Walther P38. German Cosplay ay? Sounds like a bit of fun 😈

  • @jacopoabbruscato9271
    @jacopoabbruscato9271 3 роки тому +7

    "Flintlocks are terrible for concealed carry"
    Yes, as long as you care about concealing, that is

    • @BLINDrOBOTFILMS
      @BLINDrOBOTFILMS 3 роки тому

      "Is that a flintlock in your pocket or are you just VERY happy to see me?"

  • @FirepowerUnited
    @FirepowerUnited 9 років тому +143

    Was this a challenge?

    • @tfbtv
      @tfbtv  9 років тому +28

      +Firepower United I fear issuing any challenge to you Phuc. Your skill set might allow you to pull off 30 shots a minute with a flintlock.

    • @이동연-c6d
      @이동연-c6d 9 років тому

      +TFB TV cap n revolver,ruger mk 3 22, mauser c96 were better why not?

    • @Pinknives
      @Pinknives 9 років тому

      +Firepower United Holy shit, please.

    • @nightstryke
      @nightstryke 9 років тому

      +TFB TV I think the most dangerous on this list is only dangerous in malfunction, I'd think the Dardick 1100 and the Gyrojet MkI pistol would've been a better mention.

    • @assbread5950
      @assbread5950 9 років тому +4

      +TFB TV your thumb looks so bent backwards, man. its making me cringe every time i see you hold a pistol.

  • @polarjet1833
    @polarjet1833 5 років тому +476

    Me: *pulls out C96*
    Bad guy: *confused look*
    *E R I K A I N T E N S I F I E S*
    Erwin Rommel: *drives tank through wall while soldiers march in*

    • @legionaryprimedecanus4081
      @legionaryprimedecanus4081 4 роки тому +15

      The german army in ww2 didn't use C96's sos kid, and the song Erika was made a while after most of them were being replaced

    • @legionaryprimedecanus4081
      @legionaryprimedecanus4081 4 роки тому +12

      @@zd8515 didn't research, just my knowledge, lol good point tho

    • @noahh914
      @noahh914 4 роки тому +18

      @@zd8515 No he didn't.. If he did, he would've found out that Wehrmacht actually used some versions of the Mauser in WW2..

    • @PhysicstIsaac
      @PhysicstIsaac 4 роки тому +4

      @@noahh914 Not Exactly The Army, Only Officers, Airforce and Navy Got Pistols.

    • @noahh914
      @noahh914 4 роки тому +7

      @@PhysicstIsaac Yeah.. I never talked about the Army. I said "Wehrmacht". Wehrmacht consists of Heer, Luftwaffe and Kriegsmarine. You shouldn't confuse the Army with Wehrmacht.

  • @jacksonmacpherson6101
    @jacksonmacpherson6101 6 років тому +94

    Here is my list
    5. Martini henry
    4. 12 pounder gun
    3. T34
    2. Yamato class battleship
    1. Tsar bomba

    • @NishiMiyamura
      @NishiMiyamura 5 років тому +3

      Best General
      5.Ozawa
      4.Rommel
      3.Goering
      2 Okamura
      1.Yamashita

    • @lunarepsilon
      @lunarepsilon 5 років тому +1

      You better take t34 of that lists

    • @lunarepsilon
      @lunarepsilon 5 років тому +1

      With the power of the the motherland

    • @joepvandenbrink3236
      @joepvandenbrink3236 5 років тому +1

      @@lunarepsilon and make it a tiger 2

    • @3.9L_V8
      @3.9L_V8 5 років тому +1

      The last option might kill more than your intended target. Might

  • @hotcoldman777
    @hotcoldman777 3 роки тому +7

    The C96 was one of the best Pistols in Resident Evil 4.

    • @crayonchomper1180
      @crayonchomper1180 3 роки тому +1

      I just wish there was a unique 7.63x25 Mauser variant that hit harder than the Red 9

  • @waaagh3203
    @waaagh3203 8 років тому +33

    Pro tip: When carrying a flintlock pistol, carry 6 of them. And a cutlass.
    Source: The badassery of Black Beard!!! Hahahaha

  • @eddiesanchez1899
    @eddiesanchez1899 5 років тому +27

    3 of those were on the list of weapons I considered carrying. My list:
    1. Mauser C96
    2. 1851 Colt Navy (or 1860 Colt Army)
    3. M1911
    4. M1842 Percussion pistol
    5. Luger P08
    6. Walther P38

    • @youdontknowwhoiam4349
      @youdontknowwhoiam4349 4 роки тому +1

      I am legitimately considering carrying a Luger P08. Obviously, the biggest challenge would be getting one but I was wondering if this would be viable.

    • @greencreekranch
      @greencreekranch 4 роки тому +3

      @@youdontknowwhoiam4349 honestly a luger isn't that bad as a carry gun. For a fullsize combat pistol it's reasonably concealable, 9mm is a great caliber (controllable, great selection of rounds) obviously, it doesn't have to much that could get caught in the clothing and its pretty reliable as long as it doesn't get super dirty (and since you are searching for a concealed carry gun i guess your neither lumberjack, construction worker or ranchhand so...). So is it the smartest solution? Nope. Modern sub compacts are lower profile, weigh less, etc. but it's definitely not the worst option. If you're carrying a fullsize, why not a luger

    • @DrownInLysergic
      @DrownInLysergic 3 роки тому

      @@greencreekranch Exactly, you can still see the influence of their design in a lot of modern guns today, more notably a lot of those full size 22lr target pistols made by Ruger have a very Luger-esk appearance.
      Ha. Ruger. Luger.

    • @johnnydoe7846
      @johnnydoe7846 3 роки тому +1

      @@youdontknowwhoiam4349 I took a P08 Luger (1914) to my concealed carry class... the teacher of the class took one look at it sitting on the table and said something like “you are now my favorite student.” Later on in the class he said raise your hand if you know what a toggle lock action is… I looked around the class and I was the only one with my hand up. That was a fun class.

  • @burtvhulberthyhbn7583
    @burtvhulberthyhbn7583 8 років тому +76

    No joke but in 1988 I actually took a cap and ball 6 shooter off a heavily tattooed criminal who was trying to hot wire a car and steal it from an underground parking garage.

    • @rauljuarez6541
      @rauljuarez6541 8 років тому +2

      Burt Hulbert I believe that

    • @mrmanbutt3501
      @mrmanbutt3501 8 років тому

      Burt Hulbert did he have a flat ass?

    • @burtvhulberthyhbn7583
      @burtvhulberthyhbn7583 8 років тому +19

      Mr man Butt I can tell you this. Upon arrest he refused to utter a syllable and had no I.D. He did had a very unique tattoo covering his entire chest that was recorded in prison and on prior arrests. Because of his huge tattoo, "FUCK
      OFF" we were able to reveal his name.

    • @jimtreebob2096
      @jimtreebob2096 8 років тому +6

      Burt Hulbert that is the greatest thing ever.

    • @burtvhulberthyhbn7583
      @burtvhulberthyhbn7583 8 років тому +12

      jim treebob yup it was "FUCK
      OFF" in 5 inch tall letters centered on his chest.

  • @thehonkler34
    @thehonkler34 2 роки тому +1

    A Japanese prime Minister would disagree on black powder weapons who needs to be effective when you have maximum drip

  • @09philj
    @09philj 9 років тому +320

    Flintlocks are for casuals. Real men use matchlocks.

    • @09philj
      @09philj 9 років тому +8

      ***** I was being sarcastic. Matchlocks are appalling. They make flintlocks look like Glocks. Not that it matters that much. Pistols are (rightly) illegal for civilian use in the UK.

    • @09philj
      @09philj 9 років тому

      ***** I like target shooting. I just don't want every Tom, Dick, and Harry packing heat if they want.

    • @Mildcat743
      @Mildcat743 9 років тому +18

      Matchlocks are for casuals, just throw a lead ball at a guy

    • @capcom7794
      @capcom7794 9 років тому +10

      Real men use their dicks.

    • @SantiagoHernandez-ec5ib
      @SantiagoHernandez-ec5ib 9 років тому

      +Cap Com haha

  • @mothman-jz8ug
    @mothman-jz8ug 5 років тому +22

    I like the smokescreen effect of the flintlock, but with only one shot you have to make sure it counts. That's why I carry a blunderbuss under my coat. You can hurl a lot of shot with that ol' 8 gauge funnel nose.

  • @bakedhawaii
    @bakedhawaii 6 років тому +61

    Imma use a nagant revolver

    • @TryanaTheGoober
      @TryanaTheGoober 5 років тому +1

      Dude, an Obrez? Helk yeah

    • @bakedhawaii
      @bakedhawaii 5 років тому +8

      No no.
      A nagant.
      The obrez is a mosin nagant but cut down

    • @gihrenzabi7271
      @gihrenzabi7271 5 років тому +3

      @@bakedhawaii Obrez! I love the Obrez! It is for when you want to put a fist sized hole through someone within ten feet of you AND set them on fire.

    • @mariodayz
      @mariodayz 5 років тому

      @@bakedhawaii you better use it supressed

    • @AvoDoesStuff_
      @AvoDoesStuff_ 5 років тому +1

      Na use a damn liberator.

  • @champy5095
    @champy5095 3 роки тому +1

    Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

  • @sawyernorthrop4078
    @sawyernorthrop4078 5 років тому +30

    *carries nambu*
    *Bumps against car door, goes off, cuts femoral artery*

  • @sskuk1095
    @sskuk1095 4 роки тому +74

    Robber: *Attacks me*
    ME: *Pulls out Bluberbuss**
    Robber: (Chuckles) "I'm in danger"

    • @thanosdevito
      @thanosdevito 4 роки тому +12

      Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

    • @guntherbgunnerson8989
      @guntherbgunnerson8989 3 роки тому +5

      @@thanosdevito to be honest a musket ball would be more effective than a ordinary bullet because a bullet is designed to be sharp and go through your body while a musket ball explodes upon impact making it more devistating.

    • @thanosdevito
      @thanosdevito 3 роки тому +1

      @@guntherbgunnerson8989 this is a copypasta from seven months ago shut the fuck up

    • @BlueSkyCountry
      @BlueSkyCountry 3 роки тому +2

      Blunderbuss, you mean... Bluberbuss sounds like a plant from Harry Potter...

    • @guntherbgunnerson8989
      @guntherbgunnerson8989 3 роки тому +1

      @@thanosdevito why do you have to be so rude?

  • @randomdudeontheinternet2827
    @randomdudeontheinternet2827 8 років тому +165

    I personally concealed carry a m60 pig machine gun with a mk19 grenade launcher for backup.

    • @learvinguy5632
      @learvinguy5632 7 років тому +4

      Cyka Blyat I carry my 50 cal around. Really compact, but is pretty weak

    • @nocooldudes7614
      @nocooldudes7614 7 років тому +8

      Nurdz, i conceal carry an AA gun with a panzerschrek as a sidearm

    • @AviationJeremy
      @AviationJeremy 7 років тому +1

      *puts ICBM in pocket*

    • @AviationJeremy
      @AviationJeremy 7 років тому +3

      Chainsaw bayonet?

    • @Daylon91
      @Daylon91 6 років тому

      Cyka Blyat smart choice lol

  • @knawkes7325
    @knawkes7325 2 роки тому +1

    I own a flintlock pistol for conceal carry tis' what the founding fathers intended.
    Three ruffians try to loot me in the alley (The devil?!)
    I draw my pistol and blow out a golfball sized hole through the first one whilst also concealing myself in a massive smokescreen.
    The second ruffian charges forward into the smoke, but misses as i flip my firelock around and bludgeon his skull to oblivion (Thunk).
    As close quarters have become inevitable, i draw my sabre and charge at the third ruffian (Chaaaarge!). Scared and shocked at the entire ordeal, he knew not that his head was soon to be parted from his body.
    Police sirens wane in the distance as i sheathe my bloodied sabre.
    Ah, just what the founding fathers intended.