+vicd71 everyone has there vice, takes balls to do what he does. it's what he loves. who are we to judge him. so what if he eats. he's having a good time and if that puts a smile on then thats his thing. guranteed if there was a show on any of our life 24/7 some asswipe out there would judge something and try to put you down. in the end, he got you to watch tho didn't he? haha
the both of you are immature, you think he doesn't see these comments? he probably has more personality than the both of you and he is a real nice guy. fuck you btoh
XO INSANITY I never thought that he wasn't a nice guy, I have no problem with him or anything. I simply commented that because I was concerned for the guy after all of the unhealthy food he eats. I never disliked him or anything and was trying to be considerate, I could've said things that were way worse
@@rashadjackson519 80? Lol so you must be 40 then? Sorry but nobody wants to have fun with a old dude in his 40s DEFIANTLY not his 50s either. Girl in profile looks young, stop being desperate. Also, how the hell are you going to call your mother nasty?
KablePvP like all the rude ass comments are not called for TBH if you don't like him GTFO his channel and He clearly doesn't care about what people think...He's a straight savage lol and has a good insight about food
+TheEveen77 It's "living the dream" in the food relevance. His dream is obviously reviewing food, so go back to your original minecraft content and your beautiful 46 subs.
A hushpuppy (or cornbread ball) is a savory, starch-based food made from cornmeal batter that is deep fried or baked in small ball or sphere shapes, or occasionally oblong shapes. Hushpuppies are frequently served as a side dish, usually at seafood restaurants.
+GABRIEL GALVAN I honestly don't know how to feel. Most people can't help being big because of their genetics, but he's obviously not helping with his diet. Although we don't know if he eats this way all the time or just on his videos. He seems like a good guy and is having fun with his videos, but sometimes he seems to be looking for attention and doing weird things for views.
if this man disgusts you so much why the hell are you watching his videos? why dont you move on, why make fun of someone with insults and slurs? get a life.
If all of the people who post hateful comments on Joey's food reviews had the balls to do them for themselves, they would probably run and hide in a corner crying that people are making fun or them. GREAT JOB JOEY!!!! Keep doing what you do, don't give up, don't lose your enthusiasm, and keep having fun man!!!!!!
Bridget Elaine I never once said to stop eating, or even suggested to stop eating completely and starve. You're encouraging this rotund hamplanet to keep eating unhealthy shit food. Wouldn't it be more productive to go grab a gym membership or go jogging instead of eating 10 meals a day? Christ, you've probably got the same mindset as this fatty. Seriously, it's like you've got zero English interpretation skills.
I dont have the balls to do these reviews, I have the brains to not do them because they are pointless. Sit in a car. Eat disgusting "food" Make annoying noises. Get paid in adsense. Its just stupid.
@@WillowValdene “wasn’t big enough” wow, didn’t expect that. Also, why didn’t he even try the burger… on camera? I mean it’s obvious he inhaled it once the camera was turned off.
It was noontime, and Father was bent over in the kitchen, placing a batch of hush puppies onto the tray in the oven and closing it. He sighed as he wiped his brow with an oven mitt. Behind him, he heard a symphony of footsteps and spun around to catch his nine-year-old son attired in his baseball gear. 'Want some, Junior?' He queried, referring to the hush puppies quietly baking away. Junior made a small face and crossed his arms. 'Hush puppies, Daddy,' he bellowed, 'we ain't got time for that!' Father gave him a smile, sauntering over and ruffling his head of blond hair. 'That's my boy, Junior,' he said, 'that's my boy.'
At least he rages until he’s so mad he cries once every 18 months due to some small insignificant problem; an example was the wrapping wasn’t that neat (McDonald’s Bacon egg and cheese)
Wow I can't believe how ignorant these haters are. You say he's a horrible person for being a big guy .... why? He only effects himself by being overweight not you. I'm sure he knows he's a big guy and you people shitting on him is not helping him. I don't know about anyone else but I will say joey you do good and funny reviews and seem like a nice and caring person. Keep up what your doing. And I'll always look forward for your next review. Just wanna add one more thing people say overweight people make the U.S look bad....you must be kidding, not the rapeist, killers, or thiefs? or even on a smaller note the dumbass people on UA-cam that say horrible things if they see a hot girl on a video or someone they don't like the look of. You people are really missing what the bad things are in life if you think the thing that makes are country look bad is fat people.
I like his videos a lot. I never would disrespect him because of his weight. When you say that obese people only affect themselves your wrong. It affects the heath care system. We pay higher premiums.
I wonder why he barely chews the food he's eating. It'd taste even more AND longer if he had it in his mouth for a longer time rather than swallowing it after like 3 seconds x)
Is it ironic that he was singing "Stayin' Alive" at the beginning?
XD
Yes, VERY!!!
Lmaoooooo
+everenferno me to
I think this is one of the best comments I've seen on this video
is he parked on the side of a random house?
Rob Ruiz 💀
Rob Ruiz Maybe yours
Rob Ruiz yes obviously lol
Imagine looking out of your window and there is just some random dude in a car inhaling greasy fish and filming himself doing it
Rob Ruiz the person that live in that house probably said O__O WTF IS HE DOING PARKED IN MY HOUSE
3 years later and hes still alive, anything is possible.
Even me getting a last minute prom date!!!!
+Joey Hallstein woooo!
+Joey Hallstein Stayin ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
An inspiration to all
he's had 49 triple bypasses in those 3 years. Woo woo woo wooo!!
Joey:Oh its bad for you! Who cares?
Heart:I do! Someone help me!
This is gold
HA LMAO
Hehe
2:26
🤣🤣🤣
Somebody prevent this man from ever saying hush puppies again....hes said it enough.
Hush puppies!
HUSH PUPPIES!!!!!
hush puppies daddy!
You no thats from Smokey and the bandit right
YOU WANT SOME JUNIOR??!!!!
0:00 is what he won't be doing in 1 year.
2018: Nevermind
2020: This man has the ability to take out Corona Virus
2021: Dude is still kickin' it
k
W
What if he is
staying alive he was singing it
5,000 subs no uploads challenge Didnt ask wtf?
2:26 is what you all came for.
NYUH NYUH
NYUH NYUH
😂😂😂true
NYUH NYUH
HING GUH
9 years, he's still alive. 🫀😭 Long live Joey. 🤙
He's lost weight!
where?@@Aetheriem
dude he survived the leafy saga hes gonna be here awhile
@@Aetheriem What a sell out! Just kidding just kidding :) Congrats, Joey!
@@Nytmareong 😂
Stayin' in a van
Stayin' in a van
Ah Ah Ah Ah
Stayin' in a van
*t*
Down by the river
Don't make fun of papa Joey,
or he will SQUIRT his sticky MUCHACHO Sauce on you,
and glaze your buns!#
J.V Snellman BRUUUUUUHHH I CAN’T BREEEEEEEEAAAAAATH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMNMMMMG
hahaha
If he keeps eating the way he does he won't be staying alive.
Ah ah ah ah
Anime4evar He'll be staying in the bathroom.
+RealMetalGaming Alright mr. self proclaimed gaming channel
+Anime4evar Lel, that's the best you got XD
+RealMetalGaming Tough talk for someone who types "lel" and "XD" you aren't doing so well yourself
this is like when an addict finds out there is an increase of overdoses from dangerously strong heroin and they run out and try to find it.
Bill Bruce Was that supposed to make sense?
+justin richard ...Sad but true. This guy has a serious addiction.
+vicd71 everyone has there vice, takes balls to do what he does. it's what he loves. who are we to judge him. so what if he eats. he's having a good time and if that puts a smile on then thats his thing. guranteed if there was a show on any of our life 24/7 some asswipe out there would judge something and try to put you down. in the end, he got you to watch tho didn't he? haha
im sorry to tell you that nobody cares enough to read all that you just typed right there. i mean i seriously did not read it. have a nice day =))))))
Demi Lovato
Someone needs to harpoon the underside of joeys arm and sell it on long john silver
oh god I laughed so hard
SoV21 lol
He would eat the harpoon.
Why dont you do it
Sold over 9000 dollars
The only trinkets Joey's gonna be keeping in that box is an oxygen tank.
so true
💀☠️👌
2:26 bless your heart you large american man
Lmfao
@@DoomShroomMC 💀
review a piece of lettuce splashed with lime juice
;)
+SAMMY ACE that was dry as hell.
+SAMMY ACE all that material to work with and that's the best you can come up with?
+ayman soltan ikr
Who?
This isnt america in a nutshell, this is america in a caravan
So true XD
America in a hush puppie
This aged poorly/well
I'm running for the hills after hearing those nutrition facts and it doesn't even phase Joey. What a boss.
His heart pretty much just pumps grease and Big Mac sauce through his veins by now
@@siobhanbartz6460 Joey is built different
I like how hes like "America's worst meal", and says "Oh this is good!" :/
Worst meal as in unhealthiest
Yeah and he just keeps eating it I'm just waiting for the day he has a triple bypass.
shaun griffin IRON MAIDEN?!?!?
You Bleed Just To Know You're Alive.
Iron Maiden The Trooper.
shaun griffin indeed, I am the book of souls
This guy has no regard for his life
***** Like I think it would be a good idea if he took a break from all this for a while
the both of you are immature, you think he doesn't see these comments? he probably has more personality than the both of you and he is a real nice guy.
fuck
you
btoh
XO INSANITY I never thought that he wasn't a nice guy, I have no problem with him or anything. I simply commented that because I was concerned for the guy after all of the unhealthy food he eats. I never disliked him or anything and was trying to be considerate, I could've said things that were way worse
Lol it's somebody's time of the month, chill out they aren't talking shit about him or anything
There are people who actually get a living for Reviewing food
Isn't is hilarious that he's the last person that should be suggesting food choices?
Isn't it funny that you liked your own comment?
+RealMetalGaming HAHAHAHA
+RealMetalGaming what makes you think I did that?
+Punlio yeah if you view the comment thread in google+ you can see who liked what
Hed love anything deep fried.
You make me never want to eat fast food again. Thanks
k m8 no one cares
+The W Delivery Guy i do skrub
+Michael's Biggest fast yes but is taste SO GOOD
I wamt to eat Fast Food. But not Junk Food.
Dizzy Guy He's encourage me to go on a diet.
I find it ironic what song he was singing to at the beginning... It's like he's mocking the comments about his health or something...
He doesnt give a fuck
+R 34 true
well if you put it into perspective it is a shock hes lasted this long
0:45 those Vietnam flashbacks kicking in
"who cares?" i don't know, maybe your organs.
He can’t see his organ.
@@rashadjackson519 what the
Between You and me LMAO if you want to do it to a nasty almost 80yo straight woman be my guest
@@rashadjackson519 80? Lol so you must be 40 then? Sorry but nobody wants to have fun with a old dude in his 40s DEFIANTLY not his 50s either. Girl in profile looks young, stop being desperate. Also, how the hell are you going to call your mother nasty?
sexy girl
joey doesn't give a Fuck that's why I like him
thank god you say that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
KablePvP like all the rude ass comments are not called for TBH if you don't like him GTFO his channel and He clearly doesn't care about what people think...He's a straight savage lol and has a good insight about food
lol I agree
+SDL KENNY Fuckin' A
+KablePvP yo yo YO everyone chill we all love Joey here let's not get wires crossed just mellow out to the sound of my man munching his Long John's
jabbas world tour
you sir are a genius
Lmao
Why did I laugh so hard at this 😂
Cat Coombes LMAO legend
Lol
Those calories don't include a drink. Add another 500 for a large coke
why can't I stop watching this man destroy himself
Joey is awesome but i gotta admit at times it feels like staring at a train wreck.
The same reason why the Greeks wrote tragedies, life needs some level of destruction to place your own in context.
He’s able to record in 1080p but still uses an MP3 player ... lol
"if ur living the dream..like most of us are.." ur fucking sitting in a car reviewing fast food
+TheEveen77 LOL. "The dream".....it's relative.
Says the kid with the Minecraft profile picture.
+TheEveen77 It's "living the dream" in the food relevance. His dream is obviously reviewing food, so go back to your original minecraft content and your beautiful 46 subs.
+Mr Cerebrum pretty high dream
TheEveen77 Reformulate that sentence please
i think you should lay off the fast food.. maybe review a salad...
Lol no
+KablePvP Not you cupcake
+Chris Rosa oh ._.
+Chris Rosa you called him a cupcake ....
Then we can call him Joey Salads...
Is this an excuse to eat
Agreed. Nothing more.
Haha
8 years later, and I’m still here.
At least he burned 200 calories singing at the beginning. The most exercise he has ever done. Stayin alive, how ironic.
That cheap ass mp3
Ruben nava Mhm,Yup
A hushpuppy (or cornbread ball) is a savory, starch-based food made from cornmeal batter that is deep fried or baked in small ball or sphere shapes, or occasionally oblong shapes. Hushpuppies are frequently served as a side dish, usually at seafood restaurants.
Interesting
"Staying alive"
Not for long...
WHO KEEPS LONG JOHN SILVERS OPEN I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE PERSON THERE 😂😂
Pulls up to the window: yeah can I have your deadliest catch
anyone else notice this man has no neck?
I did lol
You do have apparently, too long to be exact :D
Lol I was looking but I couldn't find it
We need a scout team to venture off to find joeys missing neck that has been sealed for ages
Neck reveal coming summer of 2018
Who uses a fucking Mp3 player..
Xd
Poor people
+Kevin Young fuck u anybody. Can use one poor or not
that's not just an average ipod though that's like one of those cheap piece of shit mp3 players that can only hold like 50 songs lol
+kylem1112 actually you can get 2 gigs of songs on some of them
Careful there Joey, your singing is pretty spot on, so I wouldn't be surprised if you get content ID'd.
Joey went full Cartman in this one.
“Hush puppies”
“ we don’t have time for that”
HUSH PUPPIES
It is from one of the best movies of all time but you obviously don’t know that
You want some junior?
Staying Alive that's exactly what he's not doing
Adam Dawood he's alive today
Adam Dawood He’s not trying to stay alive but he is still alive
thanks George Washington fighting in Africa 😂
B Janjević
💀💀💀
My dude, fuck yt money. Take care of yourself.
Lagunero7199 word
true
Hey Joey my NECK says to your NECK ( WOW MAN HOW DID YOU PULL OFF THAT INVISIBILITY TRICK) lol
He's probably making like five bucks a vid...
Word.
10 years later he's still alive!! This man has to be studied for science.
the vinegars name sounds like a fucking gun
LMAO
It was a joke, my man. The vinegar is not actually called "Colt 45", he was making fun of the "malt" part.
Funny how it's called the "worst meal" when it looks like the closest thing you'd actually eat in a proper restaurant
no not really in a proper restaurant you'll get undeep-fried fish probably fries(chips) and if you are trying to be healthy a salad.
Stayin alive. If Joey keeps going the way he's going with his eating habits, he won't be doing that too much longer! Wooo wooo woo!
+scooniepenn He'll probably outlive you. Being an idiot is deadly.
Keep dreaming fucktard lol
+Overthrowthe1Percent your comment was ironic.
That's true. 😂😂😂
'22 and he's still ALIVE!! FML
He puts his life on the line for us to get a good review this guy is a hero
George Washington fought on the African continent. Yes Joey, yes he did.
does Anyone else love the way he says trinkets?
YES
Who?
yes
Grammar Police SO MANY BOXES FOR MY TREEENKITS, WHAT'S GOING ON!?
Naw IWontTell 😂😂
4:55, We all see it coming. Don't worry.
Savage
Hey Joey my NECK says to your NECK ( ALRIGHT BRUH AM SERIOUS IF YOU DON'T STOP( HIDING) FROM ME AND GIVE ME MY MONEY) lol
Does anyone else feel bad for him
+GABRIEL GALVAN I honestly don't know how to feel. Most people can't help being big because of their genetics, but he's obviously not helping with his diet. Although we don't know if he eats this way all the time or just on his videos. He seems like a good guy and is having fun with his videos, but sometimes he seems to be looking for attention and doing weird things for views.
Nope. He doesn't have to do this; he chooses to.
yes
I feel bad
Me
if this man disgusts you so much why the hell are you watching his videos? why dont you move on, why make fun of someone with insults and slurs? get a life.
Egg fucking actly!
I want him to eat 2-3 of these a day to be honest....
Mary Jacques It's like a car accident, we just can't look away!
*STOP MCWHINING*
What’s with Joey having that bronze look?
3:03.
Colt 45 molt vinegar3:40
Hushpuppies4:10
Heartattack on a hook4:53.
$8 for a piece like this5:20
Haddock5:29
I love that: "1300 hundred calories! Worst meal in America! WHO CARES!" Apparently not your heart, health, and lifespan.
...and enough sodium to kill a freakin' horse!!
+vicd71 yup it's a lot!
That’s correct. If he doesn’t care, question is: why do you?
NYUH NYUH
lol
NYUH NYUH
Literally saw this comment and he made that sound.
10/10 best singer ever, would bang every day.
I think u were dropped on ur head as a baby
finestace I think you’ve used this joke over a million times
@@DewpewGaming I think you replied to him a year late
Joey: Its Bad For You? So What!
Heart: Me!! Somebody Help Me!
Dawn Weeks how original
Well we all know one thing, Joey knows absolutely nothing about history
😆
I love this dude's sense of humor
I'm just hear to read the comments lol
If all of the people who post hateful comments on Joey's food reviews had the balls to do them for themselves, they would probably run and hide in a corner crying that people are making fun or them. GREAT JOB JOEY!!!! Keep doing what you do, don't give up, don't lose your enthusiasm, and keep having fun man!!!!!!
Bridget Elaine I never once said to stop eating, or even suggested to stop eating completely and starve. You're encouraging this rotund hamplanet to keep eating unhealthy shit food. Wouldn't it be more productive to go grab a gym membership or go jogging instead of eating 10 meals a day? Christ, you've probably got the same mindset as this fatty. Seriously, it's like you've got zero English interpretation skills.
I dont have the balls to do these reviews, I have the brains to not do them because they are pointless. Sit in a car. Eat disgusting "food" Make annoying noises. Get paid in adsense. Its just stupid.
3,700 grams of sodium
0:23 nice dance moves Joey 😂😂😂
Is it me or does Joey look a little...stoned.
AetiusPraetorian stfu
High as a kite
AetiusPraetorian just u
Omg it's jabba the hutt
Jabba The Gut
+Johann Gonzalez lmao
Don't listen to the negative feedback you have many strong followers supporting your movement!
"This is great gang" 😭😂😭
0:45 I love how he coughs and has an epiphany right after for like half a second
*Starts out by singing 'Staying Alive'*
Well you sure won't be pretty soon with those eating habits.
Has anything ever gotten a bad review?
Just once. I believe it was something from Burger King and he threw a hissy fit because it wasn't big enough and wouldn't even try the sandwich.
@@WillowValdene “wasn’t big enough” wow, didn’t expect that. Also, why didn’t he even try the burger… on camera? I mean it’s obvious he inhaled it once the camera was turned off.
0:38 100% positive he said: “I’m big!”
is nobody going to talk about how he sounds just like Bee Gees
It was noontime, and Father was bent over in the kitchen, placing a batch of hush puppies onto the tray in the oven and closing it. He sighed as he wiped his brow with an oven mitt. Behind him, he heard a symphony of footsteps and spun around to catch his nine-year-old son attired in his baseball gear.
'Want some, Junior?' He queried, referring to the hush puppies quietly baking away.
Junior made a small face and crossed his arms.
'Hush puppies, Daddy,' he bellowed, 'we ain't got time for that!'
Father gave him a smile, sauntering over and ruffling his head of blond hair. 'That's my boy, Junior,' he said, 'that's my boy.'
2:27 is the best part.
It's definitely a heart attack LMAO. Send send send a comment send send
That collar game is sloppy AF tho Joey, come on. How old are you?
I believe 38/39 in this video. 45 in 2021
@@govenormayor87 46 in 2022
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody
Joey: NYUH NYUH
The scientific reason why joey survived is because...HES GODAMN IMMORTAL!!
I'm laughing way too much 😂
who'd dislike this?
blackcat138 lol fr
blackcat138 Lmao ikr?
Everyone on the planet would
These aren't fucking reviews! He loves everything he eats. If Roger Ebert loved Gigli would anyone have listened to him after that?
At least he rages until he’s so mad he cries once every 18 months due to some small insignificant problem; an example was the wrapping wasn’t that neat (McDonald’s Bacon egg and cheese)
He's reviewing it because it's found to be the most unhealthy fast food meal. Great idea.
That's right keo c! What the world doesn't need is the "Food Police," telling us what to eat...Thank you for commenting. Joey
He hasn't had a heart attack yet because he sang staying alive
1:03 is why im here 😂
Stop doing that "I'm beeeeeek" thing.
Amen to that. I've only heard it 3 times, and that's 3 times too many. Ugh.
Wow I can't believe how ignorant these haters are. You say he's a horrible person for being a big guy .... why? He only effects himself by being overweight not you. I'm sure he knows he's a big guy and you people shitting on him is not helping him. I don't know about anyone else but I will say joey you do good and funny reviews and seem like a nice and caring person. Keep up what your doing. And I'll always look forward for your next review. Just wanna add one more thing people say overweight people make the U.S look bad....you must be kidding, not the rapeist, killers, or thiefs? or even on a smaller note the dumbass people on UA-cam that say horrible things if they see a hot girl on a video or someone they don't like the look of. You people are really missing what the bad things are in life if you think the thing that makes are country look bad is fat people.
I like his videos a lot. I never would disrespect him because of his weight. When you say that obese people only affect themselves your wrong. It affects the heath care system. We pay higher premiums.
Glenn S That's only if you need to be medicated due to being overweight. Not all fat people need to go to the doctors anymore then normal.
Never said over said anything about overweight people. Talking about obese people.
I wonder why he barely chews the food he's eating. It'd taste even more AND longer if he had it in his mouth for a longer time rather than swallowing it after like 3 seconds x)
He does that in all his videos...bite, swish it around a bit... and swallow. Eeeesh!!!
joey in his mind: i got a janky box
also joey in his mind: *_T R I N K E T S_*
JOEYS IMMORTAL
I just ate 2 nectarines, 6 dates and a banana. I ran 2 miles after that. I'm living the dream :)
Sounds like hell.
Exactly what we all should do.
That fucking sucks that food ain't real bitch
+Brooks Eckhardt wtf
That's alotta sugar
The old “oh, didn’t see you there watching. Even though I set up the camera here. Golly” trick.
Yes lol
Pause the video at 0:47 best face ever 😂
actually 2:27 is pretty great though
*"HUSH PUPPIES"*
Gets me everytime.
How is this dude still alive in 2022?
Same way you are. Breathing in and out.
Why are you still alive in 2022
@@kevo300 Suicide is too hard without a gun man.......
HUSH PUPPIES DADDY
It is from one of the best movies of all time but you obviously don’t know that
You wants some junior?