If your wifu is fancy, and by fancy I mean she enjoys a cup of pipping hot, well defused man slaughter (2 cream, 1 sugar, told the milk, I'm watching my figure.) your wifu bmmay be a Yandere.
Thats the joke? Srsly? I just found the channel, wached the video, and now I'm genuenly thinking what the fuck did I just watch? And why is he talking about this Jerry guy half the time? Does this makle any sense or is it just there to confuse?
controlcon Who? Edit: I searched and didn't expect to find a channel with 1.7 million subs. I watched a few videos, and have to say they are quite strange and different is style; but not funny.
A Yandere is only a threat if you do something to upset or wrong her, If she comes at you beg and tell her how much you love them and bam the instantly stop in there tracks.... until the next time you piss them off some how.
Not all the time. Sometimes your desperate pleads of love are as thin as air and the lies beneath them are obvious. This may alternatively inrage them even more!!! So much that even if you slightly did like them they may kill you anyways. Or just kill everyone you know including themselves at the very end. How delightful.
Atomic Robo Tesla "Either that's the sharpest knife in the world or she has the bone structure of a yam...that's a sweet potato Jerry." Is one of my faves
*Harumi Saruwatari* I like 'em cold and stiff... means they can't wriggle and writhe & subsequently escape my grasp... has the *Rigor Mortis* set in yet?
I'll be with you in a moment *Beck,* I am preoccupied with a fresh cadaver here. But please. By all means, do so. You're excused *Beck Hornig* - Well actually, would you kindly just, collapse in the corner over there; and don't wander off. I'll be with you, when the weight of your own mortality, has crushed you into submission. See ya *Real!* Soon! *BECKIE BOI*
"What's an UNDERTALE? Jerry. Jerry, I'm going to kill you. True facts." I have no words. Edit: I re-read this comment and I was very confused until I read the video title. Then, I remembered the video and everything made sense. Well... It was better than before. Nothing about this video makes sense.
Ah, that is good to know but if I pass out from exhaustion during said sex will they stab me in the fucking pancreas or just carry on without me awake?
Prince Teclis Yeah. They'll just keep going until THEY can't. Considering they'd be obsessed over you they'd push their limits for you... I'd be about 24 hour long sex... or rape.
Giovanni Holmquist So basically I'd be having sex till I can't walk in the morning, then spent the day with them laying in bed? Doesn't sound too bad honestly.
Prince Teclis Yeah, I'd honestly do it! And offering sex is also a valid way of keeping the ones you love safe! And offer a 3-way to protect your previous GF if any.
Fun fact, Rika at 2:21 wasn't stabbing herself in the head. It was actually the neck around where one's jugular is. If memory serves right she was poisoned and knew she was going to die anyway so she took a quicker route. In short: Higurashi is 'fucked up' thrown on it's head. That whole anime is fucking gory.
No, yanderes are more extreme. Japanese people in general are more extreme. Ever heard of Hikkikomori? That's the description for people who literally (literal literally) lock themselves up in a room and refuse to go out. In japan that really happens :Ü™
Darko Petrovski a deredere is a person in anime that shows affection to all the characters the difference is they don't kill for the one they love and if the one they love doesn't love them back they'll just leave them alone so they can be happy like Hinata from Naruto.
Sidetracked while sidetracking while sidetracking on kissing or fighting Jerry. Hmmm, was I the only one listening in to what he was talking about when he got triple sidetracked?
Teacher for the essay on the Final exam: "Be sure to focus on the topic you choose, and your audience will be able to understand it perfectly." My brain:
Its funny. This is how I discovered the channel... watched this vid as it came out... yt never recommended new videos tho and I only returned ever so often. Until now. First time in 6 years
The Fallen Angel 1 ikr when jerry don't know about undertale I say ''I'm gonner kill u" then he say that to lol 😂 I think we all hate jerry here and in undertale 😂😂😂
Cant believe no one is talking about it after all these years but narrator-san is *clearly* just a bit of a tsundere towards poor Jerry-San. But I dont blame you guys, since they never did a true facts on the tsundere
There is actually no guano in Ace Ventura Pet Detective. It's in Ace Venture When Nature Calls. Now how can I trust any of the other information in the video...? Why does my pancreas feel like there is a knife in it?
This guy gets sidetracked a lot.
Truuue facts :)
shut up you jerry
Side-Tracking! True Facts. Also known as poor attention span. Poor.... Me and Jerry are both poor, Jerry rents the bathroom from me..
who?
+Meme Emperor jerry
*DO YOU WANNA HAVE A BAD TIME, JERRY?*
Is that a Sans reference
*MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES*
-Jerry feels like he's going to have a bad time-
*YOU FELT YOUR SINS CRAWLING ON YOUR BACK*
*_Is that a mother flippin JoJo’s Reference?_*
This video is how my mind works
one word: same
ik how you feel Aqua
dont purify me btw
Same
Hard relate.
You have "thirsty."
Then you have "bloodthirsty."
That's pretty accurate
same thing in our book
*_i see no difference_*
@@PuffDaGoat the blood part just a subtle but demoralizing diffrence
555 likd
"Yandere comes from the Latin word 'yan' meaning 'to stab, repeatedly', and 'dere' which means 'in the fucking pancreas'. Fancy."
very. true facts
If your wifu is fancy, and by fancy I mean she enjoys a cup of pipping hot, well defused man slaughter (2 cream, 1 sugar, told the milk, I'm watching my figure.) your wifu bmmay be a Yandere.
Imagine Mi(R)dn(E)night(N) saying dat
Aidan Keogh It actually means:
YAN: sick
DERE: love
So sick love!
I DIED at that part.
Get it... Died... Yandere... Ok, I'll go now.
True facts about everything except yandere?
Thats the joke? Srsly? I just found the channel, wached the video, and now I'm genuenly thinking what the fuck did I just watch?
And why is he talking about this Jerry guy half the time? Does this makle any sense or is it just there to confuse?
+Jürgen Hans You don't follofollow zefrank1 humour then.
controlcon
Who?
Edit: I searched and didn't expect to find a channel with 1.7 million subs.
I watched a few videos, and have to say they are quite strange and different is style; but not funny.
Claymore!
ARE YOU FUCKING BRAINLESS OR DONT YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!??
"Jerry, do you see a microphone on your end?
That's because I'm the talent, and you're the Jerry."
wdf did i just watch I'm more confuse than a homeless man under house arrest x_x
Mr. shanicx 😂😂😂😂
*+Zatch* lol
I know where that came from (•√•
I find that offensive
Yandere means lovestruck psycho. The basic way to deal with yandere is to remember the old saying "don't stick your dick in crazy"
"Some men prefer blondes others prefer brunettes I myself prefer my women to deliver blunt force trauma to the fucking pancreas."
User name OMG I WAS LOOKING AT COMMENT WHILST LISTENING AND IT WHAT YOU COMENTED
"I stopped being friends with him after that."
“I didn’t really talk to him after that”
I died when i heard " and dere which means to be stabbed in the fucking pancreas"
Hunter MacCammon same
Doesn't sound like a fatal injury.
dere means love struck I don't know if I spelt that right
1:57
This is...Sara
And this is...
Kareem Abdul Jabbar
Me: *yes*
Do you know what anime is 1:34?
read this as it said so
@@pulseinsanity449 I'm guessing you're not talking about "K-On!" before, so it's "The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya"
2 years later, still fucking perfect.
Every sentence perfectly quotable. It's... Oscar worthy, indeed.
Trent Pattillo Even better is when you here someone else quote it... Which has happened to me
7 years later 🧍♂️
@@Boomer_elflife is something
@@Boomer_elf
and it's still an absolute gem.
really wish we could have more of these.
Everytime he says Jerry i swear he sounds more like morgan freeman
A FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE BY MORGAN FREEMAN
Oh God you're right
That's a 🅽🅸🅶🅶🅴🆁
"Does UA-cam have, the Oscars, Jerry?"
Don't tell me they're called the Jerrys. I'm not very fond of that name.(for no particular reason.)...
A Yandere is only a threat if you do something to upset or wrong her, If she comes at you beg and tell her how much you love them and bam the instantly stop in there tracks.... until the next time you piss them off some how.
HeeroYuy911 sounds like you have experience with this.....
Ghutts McKenzie yeah
Not all the time. Sometimes your desperate pleads of love are as thin as air and the lies beneath them are obvious. This may alternatively inrage them even more!!! So much that even if you slightly did like them they may kill you anyways. Or just kill everyone you know including themselves at the very end. How delightful.
Some yanderes will just straight up kill you and keep your body in a bodypillow as a way of preventing anyone else from getting close to you...
are there any yanderes interested in personality anyway?
"She... she straight up just ganked that guy."
I nearly choked on my coffee.
"And she just... straight up gangsta'd that guy."
Not Telling Ganked*
Who else listened through the end
Lucario
I did .
Lucario I FINALLY DID IT!
Me screw m
I did
I did
:3
(I like yanderes)
This video is what my mind sounds like at night.
Brilliant, Stupid, and way to easley distracted
Gtfo of my recommended videos.... Great vid btw....
This.
This is art.
All Locked Up Yo indeed
All Locked Up Yo no art...
IS SN EXPLOSION
All Locked Up Yo this is perfection
Deidara 😂
AND VIOLENCE HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. I LOVE SMASHING XENO FUCKER SKULLS IN HAHAHAHAHAHA.
i think the narrator is a yandere
Jacob Kilby probably shouldn't tell anyone so we don't all die
Mr.Baldsprite ok
Jacob Kilby no, he’s Spartacus
I am yandere
I am 100% yandere
Well folks, as they say-
Rock may beat paper...
But...
*Loads revolver
Gun. Beats Gerry.
Jerry
Gerry
Jgerry
@@KIKI-yj9tb djarry
@Ldub0775
Drarry
This went from yandere waifus to yaoi of him and Jerry
*i am now subscribing*
I love how ever sentence is a joke
One of my favorites:
"Well this is...sarah..and this is....Kareem Abdul Jabhar"
"Yan-De-re? Lana Del Ray? Oh, oh! Yandere."
Atomic Robo Tesla "Either that's the sharpest knife in the world or she has the bone structure of a yam...that's a sweet potato Jerry." Is one of my faves
AverageGamingPlAyEr 69 likes
I'm dead as fuck. :")
*Harumi Saruwatari* I like 'em cold and stiff... means they can't wriggle and writhe & subsequently escape my grasp... has the *Rigor Mortis* set in yet?
A Pony Paarthurnax Yes:) Now excuse me whilst I cry in the corner and also colapse over the weight of my own mortality.
I'll be with you in a moment *Beck,* I am preoccupied with a fresh cadaver here.
But please. By all means, do so. You're excused *Beck Hornig* - Well actually, would you kindly just, collapse in the corner over there; and don't wander off.
I'll be with you, when the weight of your own mortality, has crushed you into submission.
See ya *Real!* Soon! *BECKIE BOI*
A Pony Paarthurnax Done, alright get the table ready.
Same 😂😂😂😂
"What's an UNDERTALE? Jerry. Jerry, I'm going to kill you. True facts." I have no words.
Edit: I re-read this comment and I was very confused until I read the video title. Then, I remembered the video and everything made sense. Well... It was better than before. Nothing about this video makes sense.
I found this video by accident and I am not disappointed
Gave you a like but 69 become 70 and that cannot be, so here's a LIKE instead
I improv'd the titanic singing on the fly.
True facts.
+BaronJ I was there to confirm.
True facts.
+RCAnime he was indeed there, as I had to edit out his laughter and mine in the first take
True facts
Lol
Do you want to have a bad time Jerry?
-Rick Sanchez 2017 After playing Undertale
This...is a cursed image
Shut the fuck up
Jaii Houzik undertale best
Oh
What is an Undertale? Well... You're gonna need some Jerry lime.
This is what having ADHD feels like
Facts.
I like my women... Ready to deliver sweet trauma to the fkin pancreas!! Sweet...
Someone show this to Yanderedev....RIGHT NOW!
Yes
It will waste his time
+Crystal Gem Eh, why not? They used it on Anime America.
+Crystal Gem I now feel like an idiot. It wasn't Anime America that used it. It was akidearest.
+Crystal Gem allready done i cant send any more email dandere dev blocked me
Title says Yandere.
Video says Waifu.
Video says Waifu again whilst showing a dump truck unloading trash.
*LOSING IT*
2:20 "That's either the sharpest knife in the world or she has the bone structure of a yam"
Rock may beat scissor
Paper may beat rock
And scissor may beat paper
But gun beats them all.
That's why Jerry sucks
*Gerry.
"Do you wanna have a bad time, Jerry?" I fucking screamed
Saaaame XD
Wait a sec.. SHIT!!!
wimp.
+Dragon born ???
+XxSally KittyxX thats right😃
This is the best video I've ever seen
Thank you yandere simulator for making this appear in my recommended.
B-atiful ! same
Lafayette
3:22 When someone asks what’s an undertale
Sans: *Your gonna have a bad time.*
I love how he starts to talk about yanderes and then starts talking different movies and references
is offering more sex a valid tactic against a Yandere?
Actually, yes. They only stab you in the fucking pancreas if you reject them.
Ah, that is good to know but if I pass out from exhaustion during said sex will they stab me in the fucking pancreas or just carry on without me awake?
Prince Teclis
Yeah. They'll just keep going until THEY can't. Considering they'd be obsessed over you they'd push their limits for you... I'd be about 24 hour long sex... or rape.
Giovanni Holmquist So basically I'd be having sex till I can't walk in the morning, then spent the day with them laying in bed? Doesn't sound too bad honestly.
Prince Teclis
Yeah, I'd honestly do it! And offering sex is also a valid way of keeping the ones you love safe! And offer a 3-way to protect your previous GF if any.
This fucking voice...
It's... It's... beautiful.
hey thanks
The stanley parable
True fact.
I KNOW !!! IT CAN'T MATCH THE VIDEO 😂😂😂😂😂
3 years later and I am still coming back to this video regularly.
Do you know the name of the anime in the thumbnail
@@amandamorgan449no
Fun fact, Rika at 2:21 wasn't stabbing herself in the head. It was actually the neck around where one's jugular is. If memory serves right she was poisoned and knew she was going to die anyway so she took a quicker route. In short: Higurashi is 'fucked up' thrown on it's head. That whole anime is fucking gory.
Here in the west Yandere people are just called Lovesick people or psycho on love, right?
No, yanderes are more extreme. Japanese people in general are more extreme. Ever heard of Hikkikomori? That's the description for people who literally (literal literally) lock themselves up in a room and refuse to go out. In japan that really happens :Ü™
Dar ker and Hikkikomori Otakus are worst than these crazy nerds in U.S.?
Vinicius Paiva What crazy nerds are you talking about? * out of touchness intesifies * :Ü™
We just call them psycho-stalkers. Or you know... ex girlfriends.
There was a CSI-Miami episode that had a yandere in it. Was pretty neato
me: XD
my friend: really! what is this 😡
me: a master piece XD
Yas
+Aqua-Rose345 ta
me: :Dmy friend:*smashes computer screen*Me:awwwwwwwwwwwww
Indeed
Katie you are now my best friend
My little girl heart couldn’t handle School Days, I was so upset the entire time..
Ah yes, my favorite video. Nonsense interspersed with TrUE FaCts
first video I've seen by this person and I love it.
same
+Smiley Cool same XD
same
me too
LAMO!!!
R.I.P. Jerry.... The most annoying Jerry in the world...
Narrator: Do you know about Undertale?
Jerry: ka-SIGH. DUH! Who DOESN’T know?
What I got from this video:
Leo. Oscar. Bear. Oscar. Bear. Leo.
Me: Seems about right.
What I learn from this video:
How to say Yandere
Jerry
Yanderu = mental illness
Deredere = Love and affection
yes
What is deredere?
Darko Petrovski a deredere is a person in anime that shows affection to all the characters the difference is they don't kill for the one they love and if the one they love doesn't love them back they'll just leave them alone so they can be happy like Hinata from Naruto.
YOUR A LITTLE BRAT *looks at person next to me* I think....
Me: Time to focus on something
My brain:
"JUST SIT THERE AND TWIDLE YOUR KNOBS"- Otaku-Vs
Am I the only one who's here every day?
Aegon Targaryen nope x3
nope lol :3
"I'm the talent, and you're the Jerry"
Laughed way harder than I should have 😂😂😂
*wearing headphones* 2:52 mom walks in and stands staring over my shoulder at the screen, 2:59 character and I realize at same time "SHIT"
Idk why, but the ending monlogue, particularly the phrase "Big Booty Judy" freaking killed me. 😂😂
I dated a real like Yandere once, had to get a restraining order and everything.
Why do i know where your profile pic comes from? Gurochan???
Yeah that shit doesn’t work all the time
The fact that you are still alive means that it was not a true yandere.
Just sayin:
Y'know, there is another term than yandere, it's called a "Crazy Bitch" Yandere is the term for the animated version of the "Crazy Bitch"
Just sayin'
+Ben Table
Or, as Waifubot 2.0 from Gigguk's channel would say: a psychotic.
I want a copy of this script to spam my friend with. And for use in memes.
I love that the description says *"Sexy Individual Involved"*
Remember, yanderes are temporary.
Serving Lord DIO grants you eternal peace though.
so its the same type of stand as star platinum
Facts
I agree, my Lord
"What is an undertale?"
My friends at all times.
James Ohlson true
GERBAGE
James Ohlson me too I love the game but my friends don't know what it is
an undertale means a piece of perfection!
James Ohlson UNDERTALE best gameee
Is it just me or are you the brother of Cave Johnson?
hahahahah omg i love you xD
KILL LA KILL!!!!
fan_service.mp4
something about lemons
The way he’s talking to Jerry makes it sound like he’s Rick from Rick and Morty
We need more videos like this. True facts.
Also, I respect anyone who adds the clips' source material in the description. True Facts.
as they say, rock may beat paper, but gun beats jerry.
+BaronJ fucking love you man
same
+BaronJ why don't you make videos like this anymore ?
+Tuffie Tuna I actually don't make these, OtakuVs does. he's hard at work on the next one!
+BaronJ gotta say man, your voice is golden. Fun stuff like this, can be a turning point in your youtube carrier.
Well I love it that I got spoiled on the anime School Days. It’s what I get for watching something like this, and for not finishing the anime.
What I learned is that gun defeats Jerry
I died a couple times with my gf, should we break up?
yed
yes
she's not a good yandere then or you're just bad at dying :^)
naahhh thats her affection towards u
K thx guys
Sidetracked while sidetracking while sidetracking on kissing or fighting Jerry. Hmmm, was I the only one listening in to what he was talking about when he got triple sidetracked?
Teacher for the essay on the Final exam: "Be sure to focus on the topic you choose, and your audience will be able to understand it perfectly."
My brain:
1:28 IS PEAK COMEDIC GOLD.
things that happened today:
1.my friend said he hates anime
2.my friend got ran over by a bus
3.I lost my bus driving license
4.Profit
true facts
Tsundere:
Tsun, meaning to kick... Repeatedly.
And Dere, meaning In the Fucking Pancreas!
tsunderes are shit.Yanderes are cooler.
+TitaniaTheRam When did tsun mean kick
+Noobster jokes
+sarah nino Yanderes are psychopaths, how are they fucking cool?
True Facts
Its funny. This is how I discovered the channel... watched this vid as it came out... yt never recommended new videos tho and I only returned ever so often. Until now. First time in 6 years
2:52 this guy is speaking my language now.
And he says “I’m a fucking genius” about himself, and I agree.
I know even less about Yanderes then when I started! XD
Raving Rando HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......... So true
The voice of the narrator sounds like the voice of the narrator of The Stanley parable doesn't it?
But he's not
Not at all
This is a parody of Zefrank1
I half expected a "That is how the Yandere do"
Now that you say it I can picture him saying that too
7 years and they've only ever done two of the dere types. Damn I'd love to see them cover more
Jerry.
What the hell did I just watch?
Beauty
Boku no pico
You clean your filthy mouth with soap...
+Blackpapalink And then go play tag
a video you dumbass
1:35 i remember this anime
What is it?
Few seconds I thought Gorillaz' "Rock The House" was playing
HDJSJSJNSJS
you're not zefrank
😂😂😂
+Ruben Huerta I miss that fucker =,~=
omg i thought so too. I miss his voice
why :(
what happened to ZeFrank?
Am I the only one who gets the Jerry undertale reference? 😂
I HaTe JeRrY BtW: HoI I'm TemMiE
The Fallen Angel 1 it'd be perfect if he was named Bob it would be amazing
The Fallen Angel 1 ikr when jerry don't know about undertale I say ''I'm gonner kill u" then he say that to lol 😂 I think we all hate jerry here and in undertale 😂😂😂
The Fallen Angel 1 oh yeah I get it now
Jerry's coming!!!!!!!!!! *RUN away*
Supposed to be working and I'm laughing sooo hard right now 😂😂😂
Cant believe no one is talking about it after all these years but narrator-san is *clearly* just a bit of a tsundere towards poor Jerry-San.
But I dont blame you guys, since they never did a true facts on the tsundere
Can you PLEASE do True Facts About The Tsundere?
Why is no credit given to Zefrank you freakin nerds? Descriptions boy
I like how this video repeatedly went off-track. It was legit hilarious! Please make more videos like this!
Who else is watching this in 2020.
CORONAVIRUS!!!!
omg... your voice...
yea
its really similar to Zefrank's voice or Morgan Freeman's or both.
+7Mel0dy7 I just love how calm he sounds xD
I'm a Yandere.
Ayano Aishi tf?
Ayano Aishi and im a sandwich
Dark Red sandwich Ayano kissing Nemesis Chan
Ayano Aishi I know
Ayano Aishi I am one to!!!!!
There is actually no guano in Ace Ventura Pet Detective. It's in Ace Venture When Nature Calls.
Now how can I trust any of the other information in the video...? Why does my pancreas feel like there is a knife in it?
Who's ass at 2:36 and 37?
Rei Kuroki from Vividred Operation.
I have way too much time on my hands.
ColonelJak42
Holy shit!
you do have too much time on your hands
How practical.