Cooking with Zoil (the grinder incident) | Nick & Malena

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  • Zoil came over to cook some food with Nick and Malena, it was some good wholesome content, also Zoil is the first guy in Austin TX thats taller then Malena,
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  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 2 роки тому +335

    Whenever you bring guests on stream it’s always hilarious. Zoil was so unused to the level of dysfunction between these two.

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 2 роки тому +32

      The less someone knows of them, the better. The couple vs couple things were fantastic for this reason.

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 2 роки тому +2

      @@Plague_Doc22 truers

    • @connorknoch3579
      @connorknoch3579 2 роки тому +7

      If zoil wouldn't have stepped in that day to have that random cat saved from nick pouring the oil there I could NOT have enjoyed any video of nick anymore. how fucked up is that man?? shoutout to zoil! Im just happy for that cat now.
      .. even tho he will eventually do it anyways some day cause both don't wanna clean that shit I can at least pretend it didn't yet happen and MTHFKR I hope u never ever talk about that again.
      shortcut cleaning > cat ?
      -1 in humanity

    • @h0udinl
      @h0udinl 2 роки тому +8

      @@connorknoch3579 I’m not sure if you understand but he was joking it was a horrible joke but it was still a joke

    • @kambam9953
      @kambam9953 Рік тому +1

      Nick and Warwick have quickly become some of my favorite streamers. I just get good vibes from them, even when Nick and Melena get a bit intense.

  • @chandrasekharlimit4547
    @chandrasekharlimit4547 2 роки тому +93

    I feel like Zoil has this extremely comforting presence lol whenever I see him in someone’s stream it’s always makes me feel calm 😂

    • @etholus1000
      @etholus1000 2 роки тому

      Probably because if you were hanging out with a man that size, you’d probably feel secure that no ones going to fuck with you lol. Little inner instincts going off

    • @hugemuscles9915
      @hugemuscles9915 2 роки тому +4

      i think its cuz zoil is so chill. its never really awkward with him

    • @Jojo-bg1re
      @Jojo-bg1re 2 роки тому +6

      Its the tall giant vibes

    • @howoad
      @howoad 2 роки тому +9

      @perp gentle giant *

    • @RabbiNosenbergShekelstein
      @RabbiNosenbergShekelstein 2 роки тому +4

      Big plushy bri'ish teddybear

  • @jasg7894
    @jasg7894 2 роки тому +102

    This episode is funnier than usual and they haven't even started cooking yet (I'm only 28 minutes in). Love it

  • @Raptor14v
    @Raptor14v 2 роки тому +62

    i love the "visiting the grandparents before going to party with the cousins" vibe nick's stream has when guests from out of austin come on

  • @kapitantiago2805
    @kapitantiago2805 2 роки тому +197

    Damn Zoil is towering, it's the first time I see Malena looking small lol

    • @SmugslyTV
      @SmugslyTV 8 місяців тому +1

      I looked it up. He's 6'8"!

    • @zxrytags9344
      @zxrytags9344 4 місяці тому

      @@SmugslyTVno way, he looks taller, cuz malena is 6’1, and he easily looks 10+ inches taller

  • @kingluffy2584
    @kingluffy2584 2 роки тому +15

    Nick and Melena are so comforting to people it's amazing

  • @BS-nt9oc
    @BS-nt9oc 2 роки тому +28

    1:37:20. Zoil so funny….then Zoil so dark.

  • @rapidzzzz7254
    @rapidzzzz7254 2 роки тому +94

    so happy melena got a taller guest

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 2 роки тому +35

      They had to literally import a guy because there were none in the US.

    • @eljuniorcen2675
      @eljuniorcen2675 2 роки тому +1

      Absolute unit EZ

  • @TheAckeePlant
    @TheAckeePlant 2 роки тому +62

    Hahaha Malena was so happy she’s not the tallest anymore

  • @BS-nt9oc
    @BS-nt9oc 2 роки тому +11

    I love Malena smile. She looks so happy. Lol

    • @isla2202
      @isla2202 2 роки тому

      coomer

    • @theman3274
      @theman3274 2 роки тому +3

      @@isla2202 That's not a coomer thing to say it's more of a pogo but not really

  • @OiVader
    @OiVader 2 роки тому +49

    I loved this stream Zoil was so entertaining

  • @kaizakrist
    @kaizakrist 2 роки тому +3

    thank you nick and malena for all the content

  • @easyweaver9691
    @easyweaver9691 2 роки тому +65

    I love how melana thinks zoil talks funny, even though we can't understand a word she says 😅

    • @johnlemon874
      @johnlemon874 2 роки тому +25

      I can understand every word of my queeeen 😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍

    • @eradicateoni7394
      @eradicateoni7394 2 роки тому +6

      @@johnlemon874 PogO

    • @h0udinl
      @h0udinl 2 роки тому +2

      @@johnlemon874 ur literally watching her boyfriends channel saying that down bad asf

    • @johnlemon874
      @johnlemon874 2 роки тому +13

      @@h0udinl didnt know this is jims channel😎✌️

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 2 роки тому +15

    Soda’s house is so nice too. Holy crap.

  • @benzi1521
    @benzi1521 2 роки тому +4

    This was actually one of my favorite streams of theirs. Melana was so funny haha

  • @Grekkenn
    @Grekkenn 2 роки тому +7

    Zoil waited like 2 hours for a burger an fries what superb service BAT

  • @frostasaurus2190
    @frostasaurus2190 2 роки тому +15

    Melana's psycho girl smile is so cute

    • @painstaking5685
      @painstaking5685 2 роки тому

      pause

    • @h0udinl
      @h0udinl 2 роки тому +1

      I wouldn’t say cute I would say fucking terrifying

  • @salwilkinson5986
    @salwilkinson5986 2 роки тому +10

    Malena, you need to buy the metal grinder, freeze the grinder parts, then quickly assemble it and mince the meat.

    • @h0udinl
      @h0udinl 2 роки тому +1

      She froze a plastic one lmfaooo

    • @salwilkinson5986
      @salwilkinson5986 2 роки тому

      @@h0udinl keep your negative away please

  • @darienford860
    @darienford860 2 роки тому +3

    I've never seen Malena smile for this long unless she's in Norway

  • @Renbits
    @Renbits 2 роки тому +5

    love the zoil x nick x malena interaction

  • @Misterz3r0
    @Misterz3r0 2 роки тому +21

    Zoil is great. Very funny dude.

  • @aquawrld
    @aquawrld 2 роки тому +6

    “I don’t pay taxes” -Zoil

    • @joe3755
      @joe3755 2 роки тому +1

      What?

    • @h0udinl
      @h0udinl 2 роки тому

      @@joe3755 did you watch or no

    • @joe3755
      @joe3755 2 роки тому +2

      @@h0udinl He was supposed to reply "nothing" to complete the joke.

  • @saloscontent
    @saloscontent Рік тому +1

    i could kill for that stream setup!

  • @gerardodelrio3778
    @gerardodelrio3778 2 роки тому +11

    Fcking hell, zoil is a giant! I want a friend that is tall like him so I can have a friend advantage when it comes to "I have a tall friend" flex.

    • @DesiringANewDawn
      @DesiringANewDawn 2 роки тому

      I read this and thought of mizkif talking about Dave, lmao

  • @issa0rama455
    @issa0rama455 Рік тому +2

    as a chef myself this is very disappointing to throw out perfectly clear oil instead of just filter out th excess,

  • @myname-mz3lo
    @myname-mz3lo 2 роки тому +3

    nick kept calling zoile "mate" i was dying

    • @h0udinl
      @h0udinl 2 роки тому +1

      Didn’t he used to do that too Greek as well no?

  • @averysmallshinobi
    @averysmallshinobi 2 роки тому

    Didn’t think I would like this but I loved it first of many

  • @lilcody5887
    @lilcody5887 Рік тому +2

    the secret formula is crab notice how the build of the place is a crab trap and mr crabs is the only crab in bikini bottom ;)

  • @Wiseoldsensei
    @Wiseoldsensei Рік тому +3

    1:58:22 holy shit lmao

  • @naimyuri9941
    @naimyuri9941 2 роки тому +4

    i like how any of the streamers doesnt believe zoil has a gf

  • @trinbee
    @trinbee 2 роки тому +5

    shocking to see someone taller than Malena lmao

  • @PoeZy
    @PoeZy 2 роки тому +1

    the second zoil sat down he reminded me of old zhdun meme

  • @whbi-senpai1085
    @whbi-senpai1085 2 роки тому

    This is a monthly dose

  • @randomuser8435
    @randomuser8435 2 роки тому +2

    Omg I hope zoil went to go meet poke as well

  • @mybigcrack
    @mybigcrack 2 роки тому +10

    Zoil was great lol good stream

  • @72716th
    @72716th Рік тому +5

    Nick trying to explain to zoil why he's able to leech off chance is so shameless 🤣

  • @alfonsoespinoza8846
    @alfonsoespinoza8846 2 роки тому +3

    Bro I fucking love melenas smile she be like 😁 and it’s so fucking adorable, nick’s smile is nice too he just looks like a normal jolly guy happy with life it’s kinda like 😊 am I cringe for using emoji’s as examples? Probably 😔 any ways that’s all (😎 wicked) or whatever

    • @alfonsoespinoza8846
      @alfonsoespinoza8846 2 роки тому

      Wait i didn’t mention zoil fuck uhhh he’s kinda like 😀

  • @jamesmendes7744
    @jamesmendes7744 Рік тому +1

    The Actual Core of OTK🧡they should be the Welcome party for any new streamers

  • @CDB-2055
    @CDB-2055 2 роки тому +2

    1:55:06 nick black side kicked in any loud noise we running 🏃🏽😂🤣😂

  • @Jugokazooie
    @Jugokazooie 2 роки тому

    Best episode for me.

  • @BowmansWorld
    @BowmansWorld 2 роки тому +3

    love zoil

  • @KennyHOTbox123
    @KennyHOTbox123 Рік тому +2

    i love zoil

  • @americasmostwantedhater
    @americasmostwantedhater 2 роки тому +1

    modern day punch and judy

  • @2WarriorJay8
    @2WarriorJay8 Рік тому +1

    Zoil

  • @SHAZzZLED
    @SHAZzZLED Рік тому +2

    The way Malena inhaled that burger was sexy

    • @kambam9953
      @kambam9953 Рік тому +1

      Marry Emily for citizenship

  • @Wiseoldsensei
    @Wiseoldsensei Рік тому +2

    Zoil really had the most unlucky spawn.. feel bad for him atleast he has some good freinds I guess

  • @mrspooder6710
    @mrspooder6710 2 роки тому +3

    damn zoil is huge

  • @godfryopa339
    @godfryopa339 2 роки тому +3

    This was a good stream

  • @kassi420
    @kassi420 Рік тому +4

    Why is everyone in OTK so incompetent when it comes to normal things like cooking

  • @Jomahh
    @Jomahh Рік тому +1

    why is zoil questioning the gloves lmaoo

  • @eljuniorcen2675
    @eljuniorcen2675 2 роки тому +3

    Malena went from 6ft to 5’5

  • @jhanks2012
    @jhanks2012 Рік тому +1

    these kids in chat don't know what meat should look like lmao, they call everything "raw" unless it is way overcooked and burnt lmao. the best way to eat pork is extremely rare to medium-rare, the best way to eat steak is medium-rare to medium, the best way to eat burger is medium to medium-well. no meat should ever be cooked to well-done ever.

  • @sandesande6705
    @sandesande6705 Рік тому +1

    Malena cutting the meat, dying inside

  • @Qulize
    @Qulize 2 роки тому

    So uhh when's the next vod? They had one stream recently.

  • @noah-br8ci
    @noah-br8ci Рік тому +2

    Zoil best streamer 3ton

  • @lilkeyla5769
    @lilkeyla5769 2 роки тому +1

    oh my god I missed this stream
    it's my first time seeing someone tower over Malena lmao

  • @larine4459
    @larine4459 2 роки тому +4

    Aw Zoil doesn't want to leave you can tell, hopefully he can come back, maybe marry Miz for the green card lmao

  • @robertjames6697
    @robertjames6697 2 роки тому +6

    Kinda feel sorry for Zoil being compared to Greek so much, as if they’re one in the same

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 2 роки тому +13

      Both british, both stream sniper origins, both units (Greek ex unit at this time)...I mean it's not that far fetched.

    • @robertjames6697
      @robertjames6697 2 роки тому +3

      @@Plague_Doc22 Yh I guess your right, but I still feel bad Sadge

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 2 роки тому +4

      @@robertjames6697 Yeah I think it's a shame when someone is labeled as another person. Just odd

    • @LogiMack
      @LogiMack 2 роки тому +5

      He is GGXL and he doesn't care too much

    • @kambam9953
      @kambam9953 Рік тому

      I think he meant it as a compliment given that nick had a lot of good times with Greek.

  • @Jojo-bg1re
    @Jojo-bg1re 2 роки тому

    Used oil is actually better to use than new oil since it already has been broken in and it has the residual flavor of the thing u fried previously

    • @LordaLow
      @LordaLow Рік тому +1

      depends how old but yeah agreed

  • @tylerfeser
    @tylerfeser Рік тому +1

    oooooo this whole slicker thing didnt age well

  • @jordan2735
    @jordan2735 2 роки тому +3

    I didn’t lose my virginity until after my deployment to Afghanistan. What a risk that was lmao.

  • @starsmarien4827
    @starsmarien4827 2 роки тому +1

    I need to see the clash of the titans. Zoil vs Hasan

  • @TubeeNviouss
    @TubeeNviouss 2 роки тому +2

    zoil is pretty funny :)

  • @sleepytanuki_
    @sleepytanuki_ 2 роки тому

    Love nick LUL he's so funny

  • @najathadani8853
    @najathadani8853 2 роки тому +1

    Finally malena is shorter

  • @sko0ma
    @sko0ma 2 роки тому +1

    malena looks so pretty

  • @714SNF
    @714SNF 5 місяців тому

    zoil is dope

  • @LadyBoyToby
    @LadyBoyToby 2 роки тому

    You can always use a food processor or just mash the meat with 2 knives it won’t be perfect but it’s ok.

  • @tacoguy5932
    @tacoguy5932 2 роки тому +1

    I enjoyed the stream nmp7

  • @ChuChuHun
    @ChuChuHun 2 роки тому +1

    I love Zoil

  • @elusiveshadow.
    @elusiveshadow. Рік тому +1

    bro wtf is he like 8 feet tall?

  • @braxtonmay391
    @braxtonmay391 9 місяців тому

    thanks for reminding me about my posture, Melania

  • @jakesidekid
    @jakesidekid 2 роки тому

    He makes melena look 5'6

  • @Kelsiervin
    @Kelsiervin 2 роки тому

    1:57:35

  • @user-ih5mk2yo4g
    @user-ih5mk2yo4g 9 місяців тому

    The glue thing was anti gas or something to that effect

  • @jlb194
    @jlb194 11 місяців тому

    The knob on a toaster doesn’t makes it hotter it just makes it longer like come on yo….. 45:17

  • @Plague_Doc22
    @Plague_Doc22 2 роки тому

    Bro this ended a few seconds too quick.

  • @theunlimitedpoweroflenny2149
    @theunlimitedpoweroflenny2149 2 роки тому +7

    1:58:20 homie killed that shit pogo lmaoo

  • @giftofnothing
    @giftofnothing 2 роки тому +3

    Everyone gets funnier on this show

  • @khronicganjaofoz5070
    @khronicganjaofoz5070 2 роки тому +2

    1500 for health insurance? Nigga my shit like 200 tf Nick nd Malena got goin😂😭they be getting scammed hard.

  • @MultiPeyton22
    @MultiPeyton22 2 роки тому +1

    Zoils acne not as bad as he thinks

  • @xxevilellisonxx
    @xxevilellisonxx Рік тому

    2:04:01

  • @andreas8418
    @andreas8418 2 роки тому

    plastic gets brittle when its cold, its known.

  • @ItsAkile
    @ItsAkile 2 роки тому

    NA Attachments

  • @neelakashbordoloi2830
    @neelakashbordoloi2830 2 роки тому

    How tall is zoil?

  • @Ashwellx
    @Ashwellx 2 роки тому +4

    I learned one thing from this.... The secret to the krabby patty recipe.

  • @nimics
    @nimics 2 роки тому

    actually Hagrid wtfff

  • @bongcrusha420
    @bongcrusha420 2 роки тому +1

    lmfao meat cant be frozen solid for grinder

  • @zmajor4476
    @zmajor4476 2 роки тому +6

    The best part is always when Malena gets mad and starts speaking Simlish.

    • @East16
      @East16 2 роки тому +6

      Språk vår ha et navn, det er ikke 'simlish'

    • @sham-k5o
      @sham-k5o 2 роки тому +3

      If it's not simlish what is it

    • @krak2889
      @krak2889 2 роки тому +6

      @@East16 i dont understand your simlish words demon

    • @East16
      @East16 2 роки тому +1

      @@krak2889 >:(

  • @tjhall1000
    @tjhall1000 2 роки тому +1

    im sorry but nicks dead skin is 100% dermatitis lol legit im the same way, have to use a medical shampoo on my face/hair like once every 2 weeks just to keep it away. he should really try going to a dermatologist just to make sure. there is no way its just normal dead skin/scabs on scalp.

  • @mescellaneous
    @mescellaneous 2 роки тому +1

    man that kettle in the household thing is really that uncommon in america? i thought at least it's a fast way to get boiling water for cooking, if not for tea..

    • @LordaLow
      @LordaLow Рік тому

      nah most american households have them, zoil is just basing his experience in america off degenerate streamers 😂

  • @manny3665
    @manny3665 2 роки тому +1

    melena on thew wall

  • @anythinggoes1127
    @anythinggoes1127 2 роки тому +2

    I can’t, I have way too much too say! The vibes and feelings I caught while watching you guys, I wanna run!

  • @bradster00
    @bradster00 2 роки тому

    What happened at 1:27:01?

  • @CelinaAllik
    @CelinaAllik 2 роки тому +2

    freezing meat before grinding is meant to do what? popsicles?

    • @youtubeusername2254
      @youtubeusername2254 2 роки тому +5

      You're meant to 'slightly' freeze the meat to help mince it. Instead she didn't pay attention to the recipe and cut the meat into way too small pieces and froze it for way too long. Long strips and no more than 20mins in freezer.

    • @CelinaAllik
      @CelinaAllik 2 роки тому

      @@youtubeusername2254 allright

  • @Alcsaar0
    @Alcsaar0 2 роки тому

    Why does Nick look so uncomfortable/nervous around Zoil lol

  • @xomegaprime3284
    @xomegaprime3284 2 роки тому +1

    British people be trippin.

  • @stink7153
    @stink7153 2 роки тому

    This was a sick vod

  • @xomegaprime3284
    @xomegaprime3284 2 роки тому +1

    Birds the word. ♥️💟👽💟♥️💟👽

  • @TS-sc9kb
    @TS-sc9kb 2 роки тому +2

    if i was nick i would climb that malena tree every night lol