That Stephen Hawking bit was unintentionally funny for another reason - Hawking held a party for time travelers to which he sent invitations after the party ended. No one showed up.
Oh it was intentionally funny. He had staff put up silly banners and all. He was being a smart ass and proving time travel doesn't exist. It proved an excellent point though. Because so many people know it happened, It went down in history so if time travel did exist there is no way they wouldn't attempt to meet him. Although... If time travel existed his announcement would have been even funnier.
CrazyRiverOtter just search on this platform ‘time traveller reveals ...... about further exact dates’ and then you will notice nothing has been hidden so either what you said is wrong or the most obvious time travellers do not exist!
the fact that women are still shaming other women for not being able to give birth vaginally is insane. motherhood looks different to everybody. it's about raising your child not whether or not they birth vaginally.
Alex Haze Ikr! Though to change the perspective, I like to think it means us people born via c-section aren't actually born, and thus are proper Schrödinger's cats. 😂
I rather have a mom that can walk than one who can't. My mom had an 80% chance of being confined to a wheelchair if she hadn't had a surgery when my sister was born.
To be honest, I’d defend the birth photographer if he had worded it differently. If he had said something like “I don’t feel comfortable taking pictures of a c-section, but I can recommend someone who is”, that would have been pretty reasonable.
All memes and goofy stuff aside, it's really impressive to see how much you have evolved dude. I remember when I first subscribed, you were sooooo shy, and now look at you! Not to mention editing and everything else. Hope you get to 1M soon, boiiii
> A software gore video. > The video gets blocked at 3 seconds every time I refresh the page and every time Slazo says “ok” with black video. > The video slowly goes forward with no audio and video. Seems fitting
I can honestly say that I've been asked a million times why I play games. And I normally just shrug and say "It's a hobby.", but that's a lie. Because when I'm in game, I'm at home. From the flames of cataclysm to the icy mountains of Tamriel, anywhere I venture, is a place I love and know. My entire life people preach that I could be anything that I wanted to be. But when I told them I wanted to be the captain of a ship, a spaceship, THE spaceship that saves humanity. That I wanted to be Commander Shepard they told me I need to get a grip on reality. And to them to them a grip on a reality means the American dream, working nine to five crammed up in a tiny cubicle having two-point-five kids, a two story suburban house and a white picket fence. I divorce once, and I'd have debt into my early thirties because I took some bullshit university degree that's suppose to help me in the end. This isn't reality, this is just a dull outlook on it. Now I understand it's human nature to achieve greatness, but I can do this as Commander Shepard, I don't need a degree. And if I want to go on an adventure I don't ever have to leave the comfort of my home. Yet, people spend an entire salary to travel and I can't help but laugh. I've single-handedly stopped a reign of ancient wyverns from destroying a nation, but before I could do that do I had to: • Learn their language • Become a master in Swordsmanship, Smithing, Archery, Defense, Magic, Speech, Hunting and Thieving! Not to mention I had to take down an entire fleet of assassins along with a brigade of smugglers before I could even START my lessons in Dragon's Speak. I've always enjoyed an adventure, but I hated pawning my limbs to afford an eighteen-hour car ride. And aside from being told that I can enjoy a white-picket fence at the end of my career, all my years as a student was balance between Fractal Formulas and believing I never be able to love which is literal INSANITY. I've saved Princess Peach. I wanted to be the guy, and I became the guy. I saved Bandage Girl. And I've been Link for generations just to save Princess Zelda. But yet, I'm the eternal virgin, I'm the guy that's never going to love. And sometimes this shit doesn't make sense to me, why people assume that I need to be out doing something and away from home to have fun when I have my own reality grasped between my hands. I have my own world at my fingertips, if I screw something up I can rewind time. I can't do that in real life, but when I'm in game I'm free to what I please, when I plEEEase, I'm free to enjoy things the way I want to. I can build my own Kingdom and lead my people to freedom because I'm the mind behind the game. I'm the one who enjoys these games. I am a gamer. And I always will be.
NO WAIT THE BANK EMOJI THING ACTUALLY HAPPENED. My boyfriend works for bofa in the app development area (I'm not good with computers). But one night we had dinner with his team and I mentioned this, and they all groaned and told me how it took several days to get everything fixed. American and Indian teams had to work around the clock to fix what this little emoji had done. You might think they're exaggerating but my bf had to fix something yesterday that broke back in 2013 because it never showed up in the system and nobody reported until now.
treesandstuff lol I feel kinda bad because I know one day in 10 or so years from now he will look at that and go "I can't believe I thought that looked good." Which is totally normal, Happens to pretty much every guy and no matter how much your friends say "Dude, It looks soooo bad" you don't believe them coz you feel like your adulting. XD
@@MeCooper lol it does NOT matter. It happens to literally every one about literally everything. Just let him experience youth and how embarrassing it is. OR he won't even care later on
treesandstuff It'd say it does matter, At least it does to me. It a fun part of life and I'm allowed to enjoy it if I want to. Hell I'd argue finding joy in life matters more than a lot of things. Maybe this is just a lost in translation but us aussies generally like to laugh at this stuff. We take the piss but it's not like we're insulting the guy, It's just a funny situation.
I love how their reaction to c-sections is that "aww sweetie are you afraid of pain?" and not maybe the fact that natural birth may be fatal to both baby and mother?
“Is that an ATM?” Me, an intellectual who eats at McDonald’s 9 days a week: no sir that’s a sausage egg and cheese McGriddle combo with a hash brown and an orange juice
Bro u are truly a content creator. I know many others do what you do but the work you put into these and the fucking comedy behind it is so pure bro 😂 good shit man
“Guys can we just remove the UK from the world map?”
*removes all of Europe*
I mean, who's complaining?
@Sijmen Jobben haha, fellow dutch i presume. nice
Sijmen Jobben well that escalated fast all he said was 2 words lmao how would you know his nationality
@Sijmen Jobben Oof touchy, he was making a joke there is no need to get all up in arms.
NOW IM ANGY
I LIBE IN EUROPE AND IM FROM THE UK
**angy seel soonds**
slazo: //does anything//
me: look at the nose man go
Don't worry Slazzy, I'll bully you gently.
lmao yea
Sounds gay
Wake me Up inside because it is
Tasty
THE LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN'S CLUB THEME FROM THE SIMPSONS HIT AND RUN IS SO GOOD
That Stephen Hawking bit was unintentionally funny for another reason - Hawking held a party for time travelers to which he sent invitations after the party ended. No one showed up.
Oh it was intentionally funny. He had staff put up silly banners and all. He was being a smart ass and proving time travel doesn't exist.
It proved an excellent point though. Because so many people know it happened, It went down in history so if time travel did exist there is no way they wouldn't attempt to meet him. Although... If time travel existed his announcement would have been even funnier.
@@MeCooper waiting for the doctor who episode that parodies this
A little birdie told me that the reason no one came is because time travelers are not allowed to reveal their identity.
@Lily well, a God, certainly wouldn't do so. But this is Stephen Hawking we're talking about. Who wouldn't want to meet and have a party with him??
CrazyRiverOtter just search on this platform ‘time traveller reveals ...... about further exact dates’ and then you will notice nothing has been hidden so either what you said is wrong or the most obvious time travellers do not exist!
10:27 Says ‘can we remove the UK’ destroys tthe entire continent to Europe for the lols
I mean, Meme ban. You gotta just delete it all
can we just remove England im trying to irish dance at the end of my rainbow over here beside my pot of gold
*Laughs in Bratwurst*
At least speak italy , Norway ,Hungary and Scotland.
*Laughs in IKEA*
My phone stopped working when I clicked on this Because it was too spooked I guess
Best profile picture 2018.
new justin Y?
2spooky4you
Newby ton I see you everywhere
That profile picture is amazing
Why do I love this channel so much.
sub to this boi
It be a wild Alpaca
clean water
Alpacacorn cause of me obviously
Because The Videos Seem To Release The Hormone Dopamine (The Feel Good Hormone) So Thats Why
r/Iamverysmart (Not)
5:31 Australian sorrow tv.exe has stopped working
"Can we just remove the UK from the world map?"
*Removes Europe*
Well uh...you definitely removed the UK
Not anymore :)
Nvm I'm retarded...
*brexit*
Eu
@@artificialcolourzeee4647 😂
the fact that women are still shaming other women for not being able to give birth vaginally is insane. motherhood looks different to everybody. it's about raising your child not whether or not they birth vaginally.
Alex Haze Ikr! Though to change the perspective, I like to think it means us people born via c-section aren't actually born, and thus are proper Schrödinger's cats. 😂
@@unrulycrow6299 so im a fetus still? w-
soy.
fleur girl It seems we are born without being born. :D
I rather have a mom that can walk than one who can't. My mom had an 80% chance of being confined to a wheelchair if she hadn't had a surgery when my sister was born.
That thumbnail looks like a Walmart pole
Why isn't this top comment
I almost didn't click because I thought this was the crazyshit people sell video he did due to that lmao
Ave Kek! Is now
10:29 Says "Remove UK from the map", removes Europe* :-)
Ireland is part of the UK. The earth is flat.
@@ARockyRock Yeah but he removed the entire eu
Northern ireland is in uk not the whole country
Ikr
new reason to bully him
Someone Start A Petition For Slazo To Become A Full Time Weather Man
TopicAsk You Really Don’t Have To Type Like This
@@TiagoNugentComposer Just Got Used To It TBH.
The Transition song is:
Lemaitre - Rocket Girl (feat. Betty Who)
THANK YOU SO MUCH
Ive been looking for that forever thank you
Fuck Slazo and his not putting it in the description.
Hurricane Michael's coming to the gulf coast, bringing that clean water 🌧🌬🌀🌊
Darian Sugarman is it just me or is there a star beside your name how did you put it there
@@peacefulbrooke8826 you get it if you support the channel
Any need for them unnecessary emojis?
tana comin through with a forecast
HEE HEE
when slazo uploads, it's truly pizza time
*P I Z Z A T I M E*
Pizza time
"Oh boy yeah"
wow your still not doing the face reveal im disc=gusted
yeah its starting to piss me off
same bro *fist bump*
your replying to your comment pls stop
*u'rn't
ah yes.
Slazo...
r/myhighschoolgirlfriends
omg i tried to blow that off my screen!!! 👍
Billie eyelash
Eye lash I thought you were real
i thought you were an actual eyelash
We've all been bamboozled
When he said the chairs look like when you win solitaire, I thought "So, is it Solichair?"
Lmao both me and my mother would have died if she didn’t have a c section
That thumbnail is beautiful
knowledge from kremit bois
No, its epic
i see you're enjoying that green screen.
noice vido mate
Hey... _at least it’s not a TikTok video._
That's bad
It seems like everybody is making those today
you are everywhere
Chris S. - hi
@@DanielSambar im not even joking, you're everywhere
you should get a safari hat/binoculars for this series as a meme lol
“I can’t be standing that’s energy” is such a big old clinical depression mood
ok, this is epic
Fat
CosmicPinkk even though you haven’t watched it, you’re right when it’s Slazo. We know it’s gonna be epic
LewisLukeRoan2004 😂😂😂😂😂 I am actually the fat one
@@madoko6621 shut, I'm fatter
Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spook bone
I have been searching the whole comment section for a post like this!
EvErYonE wE haVe An Announcement tO mAke
*Australa Is NoT ReAl*
EVERYONE, WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!
*_EAT ASS!_*
Max Zabarka r/wooosh
@@maxzabarka8255 cool
ua-cam.com/video/tLBL4M55tJU/v-deo.html
I love how much fun he's having with the green screen it's adorable
When you say remove the uk and but u remove Ireland as well RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
aaand the rest of Europe
Slazo we all know you sub to yourself
Don't hate me plz
HoW dArE yOu,He Is NoW AnGe
[insert hate message and death threats]
I hAtE yOu
-lol- BaNnEd YoU pEnIs
Lol if u create a YT channel of yours then u can't suscribe it
Heck yeah! I jam to Dial Up tones all the time!
Hi big fan
Apparently this is where all the cool kids hang out :D
@@TerribleT666 hey :) 💚💚
@@MeCooper heck yeah Slazo is the best!
10:28 MAXIMUM BREXIT
Madeline R Can’t leave the EU if there’s no EU to leave! (And a few other countries, just to be safe.)
You dare mention that
GOOIOOD SAVE IUR GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACOUS QEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN. WE HAVE LOOOOOOOOVE ISLAND
Slazo you can't use fire energy cards you're a water type
I'm listening to System Of A Preference (SOAP)
best band
chop settings
Hi, Slazo, I really like your (ERROR 6196: WORD NOT FOUND). Keeeeeeeeep itttttt ūųúüůpppiii
3:33 It's weird how you can still tell it's Andy Bernard.
You look like shaggy.
Zoinks.
senseimonkey i’m not complaining
ZOINKS
Not even close what in the fuck did I just read
*Z O I N K S*
I had to pause the video at the whole yeet rant.. and held my face for a few minutes before continuing... Bless you for reading that outloud.
That “Hello Michael” part was the part of the video that actually made me laugh
yeah delete ticc tocc
Outsider The Gr8 NOOOOOO I CAME TOO LATE!!!
@@f4zepacino650 lmao
6:06 "Okay, we've got r/yeet."
[Brief Howie scream as a close up of the person's Twitter is shown, which happens to be a furry]
Oh thank god I thought this said vore
AH YES, EATING A PHONE WHOLE
Oh, don't worry! There's tons of software vore too!
You look like you're about to try and sell me a used car.
5:22 solichair
When you in the shower and the lights flicker
*Put the thumnail dude here*
this comment paired with that profile picture fills me with fear
please help
Slazo... will you marry me?
Im a transgender toothbrush, but i don't think that it will come in the way of us
Eye lash I do think
Oh gawd...
same . I just love to brush them teethies *so much* yknow>? like i just really love those chewin bones, those *teeth* yeah?
Transitioning to or from toothbrush?
I tried to remove the hair from screen lol
Do a minecraft letsplay
Sage Vaughan yes
yes I agree
To be honest, I’d defend the birth photographer if he had worded it differently. If he had said something like “I don’t feel comfortable taking pictures of a c-section, but I can recommend someone who is”, that would have been pretty reasonable.
All memes and goofy stuff aside, it's really impressive to see how much you have evolved dude. I remember when I first subscribed, you were sooooo shy, and now look at you! Not to mention editing and everything else.
Hope you get to 1M soon, boiiii
**LONDOHONDON**
1:55
So I guess... he BROKE the bank.
(Throws on shade) I'm in...
*daddy i daddy u*
papi i papi you
I’m sorry what?
> A software gore video.
> The video gets blocked at 3 seconds every time I refresh the page and every time Slazo says “ok” with black video.
> The video slowly goes forward with no audio and video.
Seems fitting
I can honestly say that I've been asked a million times why I play games. And I normally just shrug and say "It's a hobby.", but that's a lie. Because when I'm in game, I'm at home. From the flames of cataclysm to the icy
mountains of Tamriel, anywhere I venture, is a place I love and know. My entire life people preach that I could be anything that I wanted to be. But when I told them I wanted to be the captain of a ship, a spaceship, THE spaceship
that saves humanity. That I wanted to be Commander Shepard they told me I need to get a grip on reality. And to them to them a grip on a reality means the American dream, working nine to five crammed up in a tiny cubicle
having two-point-five kids, a two story suburban house and a white picket fence. I divorce once, and I'd have debt into my early thirties because I took some bullshit university degree that's suppose to help me in the end.
This isn't reality, this is just a dull outlook on it. Now I understand it's human nature to achieve greatness, but I can do this as Commander Shepard, I don't need a degree. And if I want to go on an adventure I don't ever have to leave
the comfort of my home. Yet, people spend an entire salary to travel and I can't help but laugh. I've single-handedly stopped a reign of ancient wyverns from destroying a nation, but before I could do that do I had to:
• Learn their language
• Become a master in Swordsmanship, Smithing, Archery, Defense, Magic, Speech, Hunting and Thieving!
Not to mention I had to take down an entire fleet of assassins along with a brigade of smugglers before I could even START my lessons in Dragon's Speak. I've always enjoyed an adventure, but I hated pawning my limbs to afford an
eighteen-hour car ride. And aside from being told that I can enjoy a white-picket fence at the end of my career, all my years as a student was balance between Fractal Formulas and believing I never be able to love which is literal INSANITY.
I've saved Princess Peach. I wanted to be the guy, and I became the guy. I saved Bandage Girl. And I've been Link for generations just to save Princess Zelda. But yet, I'm the eternal virgin, I'm the guy that's never going to love.
And sometimes this shit doesn't make sense to me, why people assume that I need to be out doing something and away from home to have fun when I have my own reality grasped between my hands. I have my own world at my fingertips, if I screw something
up I can rewind time. I can't do that in real life, but when I'm in game I'm free to what I please, when I plEEEase, I'm free to enjoy things the way I want to. I can build my own Kingdom and lead my people to freedom because I'm the mind
behind the game. I'm the one who enjoys these games.
I am a gamer.
And I always will be.
👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 that’s good
what
P. Yoro you just don't understand my culture
A L E X A
I appreciate this post. You do you.
Look who got wet in the comments again
me
you
TheDarknapalm everyone
TheDarknapalm i didn’t consent to this
What
*O O F M E D A D D Y*
Me: Hey Toby what time is it
Toby: p i z z a t i m e
NO WAIT THE BANK EMOJI THING ACTUALLY HAPPENED. My boyfriend works for bofa in the app development area (I'm not good with computers). But one night we had dinner with his team and I mentioned this, and they all groaned and told me how it took several days to get everything fixed. American and Indian teams had to work around the clock to fix what this little emoji had done. You might think they're exaggerating but my bf had to fix something yesterday that broke back in 2013 because it never showed up in the system and nobody reported until now.
Slazo going mad, angry and everything in between is truly entertaining
*gets Tik Tok ad*
Petition to make Slazo shave regularly
• • Please do , the puberty mustache needs to stop 🙈
• • lmao don't blame him he's young
treesandstuff lol I feel kinda bad because I know one day in 10 or so years from now he will look at that and go "I can't believe I thought that looked good."
Which is totally normal, Happens to pretty much every guy and no matter how much your friends say "Dude, It looks soooo bad" you don't believe them coz you feel like your adulting. XD
@@MeCooper lol it does NOT matter. It happens to literally every one about literally everything. Just let him experience youth and how embarrassing it is. OR he won't even care later on
treesandstuff It'd say it does matter, At least it does to me. It a fun part of life and I'm allowed to enjoy it if I want to. Hell I'd argue finding joy in life matters more than a lot of things.
Maybe this is just a lost in translation but us aussies generally like to laugh at this stuff. We take the piss but it's not like we're insulting the guy, It's just a funny situation.
DAMN THAT WATER IS CLEAN
Love the activity recently man, keep it up! It seems like your videos are getting constantly better in quality/production as well as content.
The editing is too good. You've really outdone yourself in this one michael
big papa slaz is posting a lot and it's so good
this entire video is software gore, because it hurts my eyes and brain
So you're saying that you're not human hMMMMmMMMMm 🤔
What brain?
I just have a slight headache. ☺
pizza time?
Lola Honey hair cut time?
PIZZA TIME!!
Don’t remove Italy 🇮🇹 I’m probably the only Italian that watches you ✌🏻
I'm german so there's that😂
Cool 😎
+Lifeless Doll now you need a Japanese and you’re the axis powers
Bret Thomas present
Eatinggamer 39 i‘m german too :D
Let's get rid of the United Kingdom *gets rid of 5 other countries*
You removed the entirety of europe, not just the UK 10:30
Dunno man i think thats the UK
lol
Reverse Brexit
You should make txt file including names of all subreddits that were in SubSafari
Don't shave daddy
I love how their reaction to c-sections is that "aww sweetie are you afraid of pain?" and not maybe the fact that natural birth may be fatal to both baby and mother?
Let me just tie my flowers and put this shoelace in this vase lmao
3:36 identity theft is not a joke Jim
my shoes don't have flowers :=(
How about /r/Artichokes.
Small sub, normal-ish.
“Is that an ATM?”
Me, an intellectual who eats at McDonald’s 9 days a week: no sir that’s a sausage egg and cheese McGriddle combo with a hash brown and an orange juice
Ad: it’s the most wonderful time for a beer
Me who’s under 18:
r/Sneks
Why? because no one dislikes sneks
Well, those people wern't seen again...
Red Rabbit sneks are cute and pure!
that's why we only see the people who lik them
if you dont like sneks i will be forced to make your mom triple gay
10:31 well I guess I don't exist anymore.
Chloe Tuna we are ghosts now 👻
But like I had to be a c-section?
Lia S me too lmao I was dying inside my mom and they needed to do a c-section. Hilarious that ppl think you get a c-section for no reason like????
#MeToo
Me and both my older siblings were all c-sections.
5:07 I have seen one Pontiac Aztek in my life, so this is a one in a million sight
5:08 I have that Nani as my notification sound and I thought that someone was texting me at 2 in the morning and I screamed
Most of the softwaregore ones are actually really easy to fake
Lolnoelke77 i dont give a shit either way, its goddamn hilarious
-30 dislikes, doing pretty good so far
Software gore
🎩
☺
👕
👖
Slazo: Can we get rid of the entire UK?
Slazo: *removes all of Europe from the map*
5:32 that transition was way too smooth
Oh hey Chase from House M.D, former croc hunter
hewo pappa big slaz clean water rock frogies
tomas rusak ?
*System preferences was a music by a musician eminem was too afraid to dis*
But stop bullyin-
*STOP BULLYING ME.*
It's me making me...
*ANGY*
as hell.
Bro u are truly a content creator. I know many others do what you do but the work you put into these and the fucking comedy behind it is so pure bro 😂 good shit man
We all know robbie rotten was and still is thicc
○ ○
W
What’s this?
This is advanced
*cough* *cough* haircut? *cough* *cough*
Hiya People r/getahaircut
I love Jhope Stan talent hahahah is that real if not it should be
Not sure what creeps me out more, that "Office" glitch or the fact that I still recognize it as Andy Bernard.
i was dying earlier bc of the amount of work i have in uni and this is the only thing thats made me smile all day love u slaz