"Kiara's only a little shorter" A few moments later... "A little shorter is my favorite" Hmm. Interesting. Let me just... file that in evidence real quick.
"My preferences can be change." Yeah, it´s quite easy. Go to settings, gameplay, preferences and there you can change if you like tall or short and other stuff.
As a truly cursed individual, someone who's slightly short in a country of tall people, this is the worst kind of suffering. I'm a giant compared to Calli but short in my own lands! Someone save me!
boosted girl Yes, people definitely do superchats with the intent of getting a relationship and 100% not because they want to just support someone that consistently provides good entertainment. That's why so many people leave superchats without messages and donate less than $100 despite the flow of red chats every stream. That's what gets you noticed and in a relationship with someone across the world.
To the people shorter than Calli, don't even get your hopes up. Sorry to break it to you, but she belongs to 10chou. You don't wanna go to the "usual room" again do you?
Short people (of which I'm included): (casually approach Reaper and push the carp chinken away) Gura: (Kicks every simp in front of her away like an apex predator) BOOM, baby!
What have I learned
Calli likes to suffer
Calli likes short
Kiara is considered short
*Gura liked that*
Well, Kiara is shortER, which is what matters for Calli
2nd
And everyone's happy with that
Calli is bi, she likes both short AND tall
@@LightiningHobo tfw when both Kiara and Calli are bi
Before Calli
Short People: *"I want to be tall too.."*
After Calli
Short People: *Sips tea in short*
But the question is
What is short to Calli
@@snowoffstream5823 HHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
That was way funnier then it should have been
Me:heh heh yeah booiii
@@snowoffstream5823 Shorter than her
Calli: "Short is my favorite"
*Tall people: "Oh FUC‐*
We know why she likes cr1tical now
@Esixsin why homeless jesus tho I'd call him streamer jesus
@@janemaria8912 Because he got that hobo fit.
Is 5'7 short??
@@hiro_fanatic in America yes but in my country that's the average height
Calli: “I like short. Kiara’s short.”
So you admit it then?
Yes, yes, she does.
No, NO THIS MAN HAS A POINT
And Kiara is just a little shorter then Calli, her favorite ;)
I think she was reading the chat lol
I love how Calli mentioned Kiara being shorter than her
It shows that she's really turning into a dere to Kiara
She only mentioned it because literally everything Calli says becomes Kiara-based in the Chat.
It's so damn predictable.
"time to cut of my shins"
XD
Very "subtle" " Kiara is short"
Because Chat was talking about Kiara
Flat!
Charlie: a whopping 5’6
Calli: I like short people
Charlie: *happy noises*
She's also 5'6, but at least the king won't feel short around her
Me at 6 feet: *F*
WHOOOOOOO
YEEEEEEAAAHH BABY
THATS IT
THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR
THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT
im 179cm is that short?
@efe berkay köroğlu yes I have a chance
Wait I’m still 12 and I’m almost her height
FUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Calli: “I like shorts! They’re comfortable and easy to wear!”
Shorts? You mean "shin-longs"?
Shorts are very versatile
No, lmao
I understood that reference.
Oh, not this guy again...
Arceus, go....
I don't think I'll ever actually get to meet Calli; I'm just glad she exists.
Well, we all gonna meet her at the end.
@@ltpadjil I hope I remember to bring a pen and something to sign then.
You can get her to sign something completely unrelated to hololive like a random nendoroid, that way u have some cool ass hybrid shit
@@Yukkin-f5s her old music is dope af, listen to hazy skyscraper
@@Yukkin-f5s link to the face ?
Calli is just a dense harem protagonist...
Ina is the rare harem protagonist who knows exactly what she’s doing
Both of these things are true.
Why you're everywhere lol
hes back!
the legend is back
Where's your brother guy with no moustache I haven't seen him the RABBIT HOLE
Calli: "I like short"
News: Death rate of short people Skyrockets!
the death rate itself is dying
I spent an entire second thinking that this comment was the wrong way. Never have I been so wrong.
Jealous tall people: "YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE"
@@apexgear2340
* said with unknowing tone *
@@neopalm2050 ah
Did she just say Kiara is only a little shorter than her then seconds later she said her top fave is someone a little shorter
She did, just to remind us :))
she did say that she like a lil' shorter in her wine party stream. But in the crash stream it's a reminder that she's into Kiara more or less
And the lore deepens
Well yeah
Gura: I love you *Calliope*
Calli: I love *Kiara*
Gura: *apex predator mode activate*
*Calli see's the tall people in her chat dying*
Calli: My preferences can be changed.
She's just too nice.
A shinigami with a heart of gold
as a deadbeat who is 6'2, im glad lmaoo
Calli: "Gura you came here to watch me suffer?"
Also Calli: "I'm so happy!"
Calli build different
dark souls do that to you
@Tyriq Dao Bipolar is a thing that exists
Gura is that one friend who just being there is comforting.
"Kiara's only a little shorter"
A few moments later...
"A little shorter is my favorite"
Hmm. Interesting. Let me just... file that in evidence real quick.
*noted*
Calli: you're here to watch my suffering?
Also calli: *Why we still here... Just to suffer*
hahaha 1st reply
hahaha 2nd reply
dont reply anymore yall better not make a chain
@@irlcupcake hahaha 3rd reply
@@irlcupcake no shit sherlock, hahaha 4th reply
"My preferences can be change."
Yeah, it´s quite easy. Go to settings, gameplay, preferences and there you can change if you like tall or short and other stuff.
I love how all the people in chat who are tall are just like "GOODBYE SHINS"
Taking the Cotton Hill approach I see
That escalated at Mach 10
Calli: I like short in general
Me: *and thus begins my popular phase*
Ayyy, that Konosuba reference. 👌
Me: *[Schadenfreude intensifies]*
"My preferences can be changed"
Tall people : *We still have hope*
Tall people already have the 'real' women let us short people have the vtubers
Just give us the win you guys, its not like non of us aren't going to see calli at least once
As a truly cursed individual, someone who's slightly short in a country of tall people, this is the worst kind of suffering. I'm a giant compared to Calli but short in my own lands! Someone save me!
*Hope R E S T O R E D*
Calli: *"Kiara's short. Just a little bit."*
Also Calli: *"Someone a little shorter than me is my top favorite"*
*HMMMM OMOSHIROI*
Kiara's just a few cm shorter kekw
“Kiara is short, just a little bit.”
*OKAY SINCE WHEN DID CALLI BASED HER PREFERENCES ON KIARA*
I was thinking the exact same thing
LMAO
Pretty sure she was actually reading the chat.
Always have been
To be honest Kiara is one or two centimeters shorter than Kiara so "just a little bit" is accurate
Calli who is 167 cm : i like short
People who is 168 :why are we here... just to suffer
*smirks in 165 cm*
"A little shorter is my favourite" 😏😏
isn't kiara also 165cm tall
"Short people, I'm looking at you"
Me: Please look DOWN on me
Well yeah, that's implied.
“I like short”
Me who’s taller than Calli: suffering from success
Charlie be like: yeah boys that's what I'm talking about
Calli already admitted she simps for Charlie
Wooooooo!
“WOOOOOOOOO, YEAH BABYYYYY, that’s what I’ve been waiting for”
Yeah boys that's what I'm talking about
Virgin Girls: I like 7 feet guys
Chad Calliope: I like short people
Calli: i like short
People under 1.70: YEAH!
People above 1.70 and below 1.80: *Visible confusion*
Short gang unite!!!
never before have I been so happy to be 154
1m50, I'm pround
gotta cut about 15 centimeters off
Calli: Short is my preference
Everyone: *Carefully, she’s a hero*
Calli:"Likes Short"
People under 3 inches: Nice
hol' up
3 inches is average
@@Ac3sdg Eh? I thought 4-5 was the average worldwide
@@frostbite5081 dont let him know :(
why did my comment get deleted?
“Retreat retreat!”
“My preferences can be changed”
“All squads back in position.”
So Gura's thirsty for Calli and is even her type? Lucky shark.
You didn't say it right its pronounced and spelled shaaaak
but... but gura is a takamori person... OH NO NOT NTR AGAIN
@@anzol4523 notice how i said "thirsty" not "loves" lol
The horni reigns supreme
@@xav7311 that's how i all begins; that's how it has always began. holoNTR is inevitable
I swear, half of Hololive is thirsty for Calli. Not that I can blame them.
Calli: "I like short"
moistcr1tikal: 5'6"
_"interesting.........."_
"So you're telling me there's a chance"
“Don’t do that, don’t give me hope.”
Profile pic checks out
Short people: Guess all women likes tall guys.
Calli: I like short guy.
Short people: Don't.. don't give me hope.
as a short person also named Marco, this,,, this right here
Well, when did she specify guys :3 you could be just totally out of the question :D
she didn't specify guys
@@isabellemalott9976 thanks for shattering all short guys dreams in an instant
@@demosthenes995 my day has been ruined.
If someone replied to Gura " She said short, not flat " I was gonna lose my shit
lmfaoooo
Everyone: "Tall guys are so hawt"
Me: *Happy tall boi noises*
Cali:
I too am a tall boi
Art of Calli resting her boing boings on Gura's head please.
LMAOOOOOOO THAT WOULD BE SO GOOD
Mamaloni: done
(I know this is late shut up)
There's one of Gura in Calli's lap, resting her head on the boing boings. You'll find it in Gura's retweets if you haven't already.
mobile.twitter.com/TheLewd_Otaku/status/1393445108473745412/photo/1
@@KiraNightV Bless you, the world shines brighter this day.
Me, a 6'3" girl: SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
"my preferences can be changed" is a really good way to take it back and not have people taking out their shins to be shorter
Too late, I already cut out a foot from mine.
Chat: she’s short you just didn’t notice her
Calli: jokes on you i’m into that shit
Her preferences may be changed
Me: death has universal preferences
It’s no wonder why she likes Charlie so much.
And thus her doujin genre has been established.
*Onee-Shota*
Calli:”my preferences can be changed”
Kiara: challenge accepted
gura on stream: being shsrimped
gura after stream: shrimp
They have a bad influence on the shark.
Having a " celebrity crush " is a hopeless pit of suffering, and you must remember that
@@slavishentity6705 Difference is Gura actually is close to the person she shrimps on, unlike the worthless rabble that shrimps for her lol
@@yoursonisold8743 You're right, Gura isn't gonna die alone because of simping and alcohol. Morale of the story : don't do superchats
boosted girl Yes, people definitely do superchats with the intent of getting a relationship and 100% not because they want to just support someone that consistently provides good entertainment.
That's why so many people leave superchats without messages and donate less than $100 despite the flow of red chats every stream. That's what gets you noticed and in a relationship with someone across the world.
@@christiancinnabars1402 and you're perfectly right. Just watching any kind of stream is enough to be called a simp nowdays
Calli: "Short is my favorite"
Me: *Looks down*
Also me: *hEHe*
Calli: "I just like short in general"
my pp: "my time has come"
@OneChad :3 lol
@OneChad :3 ooofff
@OneChad :3 I think I just witnessed a murder
First of all you need a pp
Fuck, I’ve never seen myself in a comment quite like this before
Calli: "short is my favorite"
Matsuri: *You and i are not so different*
She just discovered criticals height and lowkey tries to encourage him
Gura is in while Kiara holds a saw and look at her legs pensative...
Calli: *likes short people*
Kiara: *sad Phoenix noise*
Kiara is short. Shorter than calli anyway. And Calli's favorite is those just a bit shorter than her
Did you even listen? Calli herself said in this clip that her favorite are people _a bit shorter_ than her. Which 100% fits Kiara.
this is why kiara became a frog
@@yoursonisold8743 wow. Despite being right you somehow made yourself into the biggest ass I've seen today.... yet
I can hear Gura voice in my head with a smug face
Welp... legs you know the rules and so do I....
Say goodbye
Calli: "Gura you came to watch me suffer? I'm so happy"
Me: *Flashbacks to when Darkness gets hit by cabbage*
Fun fact: She's also a fan of Crit1kal
she probably big fan of danny devito too
Everyone is a fan of the TRASHMAN
Who wouldn't like homeless Jesus ?
@@NeostormXLMAX no Danny devito is her evil consciousness who wants her to start a genocide
Yes
If you listen closely, you can hear the heart of everyone who is tall breaking
"Short people out there, I'm looking at ya ;)"
Me: * blushes *
"Intently" even.
"My preferences can be changed" WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE!
Gura be like: hi imma just see whatcha doin
Calli: just playin a game (suffering inside)
Gura: ok
You should've put A
A certain moist man: YEAH BABY!!!
To the people shorter than Calli, don't even get your hopes up. Sorry to break it to you, but she belongs to 10chou. You don't wanna go to the "usual room" again do you?
I've never been so happy about getting rejected in my life
I accept my rejection happily for 10chou
And please don't send me to the room please🙂
I know what to do...
But i dont know if i have the will to do it..
She doesnt belong to anyone because she isnt a possession
@@Spygon understand the joke buddyyy
I’m so short I forgot where i hid my pot of gold a month ago.
You just needs some kids or a couple of french robot musicians up all night chasing you.
This was the most painful yet perfect stream ive ever had to sit through.
Who forced you? What weapon did the hold to your head? lol
@@yoursonisold8743 MYSELF.
Me 5'4: WOOOOOOOOO YEAH BABY THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
"I just like short, in general"
Guys who are 5'12": Allow us to introduce ourselves~
5’12? More like 4’20
@@NeostormXLMAX bruh
*it was foretold in the scrolls*
isn't 5'12" just 6'0"
@@randomname667 *perhaps*
You know they're besties and when they love to see each other SUFFER
Calli: It is my favorite I like short.
Gura: IM IN
Other Hololive girls below Calli's height: seems like we gonna party tonight.
Thumbnail with SHORT MAN
Every short man: 🎶you know the rules and so do I🎶
SIMP TOOONIGHT
Calli: likes short
Me: maybe being short isn’t so bad after all
Glad the short guys are getting the recognition they deserve
Maybe being a gremlin isn't so bad..
5'3.
My time has come.
I see why she’s a fan of Charlie now
Calli accepts manlets for the deadbeat KINGS they are on the inside, what an absolute queen.
I’m not even tall calli is just way shorter than I thought she was she’s like 5’5 😭
holy shit
Thought she was 5,8 at leasy
Yeah she’s just tall compared to the rest of Hololive lol
Being in the 160s is above Hololive average lol
@@yoursonisold8743 then we got coco who is over here being 180
When she said, "Short people out there, I'm looking at YOU.", she should've looked down as much as she could.
"I like short in general"
Short people: *Our time has come*
When you are extremely tall, so Calli will never care...
I just realized that calli with a short haircut would make my heart go doki doki to the max
That dude with the emiya wallpaper
Finally it's paying off being below 6 feet
Calli: A little shorter than me is my favourite
Me 6 foot 2 sat in the corner crying:
I really love how Cali sounds here. Its like she's gotten very relaxed.
"My preferences can be changed"
*Chat will remember that*
Calli: I like short
Charlie: WOOO YEAH BABY !
Short?! 5'6 is the Godly Ideal Stature of a man!
Short kings, y'all have been validated. Now go out there, you've got this!
I like that when she says "short people, I'm looking at you" she is literally looking down
when that one person said "ill cut off my shins" i felt that
Calli: *I like short people*
short people: * intensly google Calli's height*
After i hear calli like short people,
I'm just smiling, making a big smile while sitting on a couch
"My preferences can be changed."
Hear that bois? THERE'S A CHANCE!
"I like short"
*We're in, boys. Commence Operation KEKKON!*
"My preferences can be changed... " All the sudden tall and medium height people were filled with hope.
Cut off their shins? I never thought somebody would contemplate committing Cotton Hill for Mori
Tall peoples : *_I've won, but at what cost?_*
"ya hear that? her preferences can be changed! IM IN" - Kiara, probably
All the short guys be like “Finally... OUR TIME HAS COME!”
Short people (of which I'm included): (casually approach Reaper and push the carp chinken away)
Gura: (Kicks every simp in front of her away like an apex predator) BOOM, baby!
*a distant collective sound of joy plays in the distance originating from asia*
Calli: My preferences can be changed.
Kiara: I’m in!