I went on a date with a Mormon girl in the 80s. My parting gift at the end of the date? A Book of Mormon... Even better, I was pulled over by a cop driving home from the date, and he was really hassling me. Shining a flashlight in my face, and then into the car. It stopped abruptly when it landed on the Book of Mormon lying on the passenger seat, and his attitude immediately changed. He lightly scolded me for my expired registration, and sent me on my way... I kept that Book of Mormon in my glove box for years!
Yeah stay away from Utah for love.. It is one big disgusting state. Look at where the name Moab comes from. The People voted in Weed and the Church said No... And .. That was it.. Woman are held there can't leave. So many shows.. I should of payed attention. Instead I gotta live with my self for trying to save one that didn't wanna be saved. Ugh I feel so disgusting and dirty any time I talk about that nasty family. I bet you any money you were in Price Utah or Helper? She was in her 30s And her Child had a better IQ.
@kiwibrown Where in the Bible does it say that Jesus said that? And if you want to get technical, all dating is sexual. Holding hands -- heck, touching someone's face can be sexual. You can't deny yourself all contact with the opposite sex before marriage. Be sane for heaven's sake.
@kiwibrown Also, yes, there IS something bad about it. LDS marriages top the charts for sexual dysfunction. Much of the reason for that is the absolute, hardcore denial of any and all sexuality before marriage. Then when you get married you're supposed to just flip a switch and have everything be normal and healthy. It doesn't work that way. You can't go your entire life suppressing something and expect it to have no long term impact. Humans are inherently sexual. That's not a bad thing. Your romantic relationships before marriage SHOULD have a sexual aspect, within the boundaries that you are comfortable with. After all, how awful would it be to commit yourself to someone for eternity only to find out you have zero physical chemistry?
@kiwibrown And if you want sources to back up my claims I'll be happy to get them for you. Real, actual peer reviewed articles by psychologists and marriage counselors WHO WORK AT BYU.
These are really, really good. Please do more. I know it's hard, because they're very professionally done, but you're finding an audience that goes beyond LDS.
Thanks for making this video!!! Don't get down about those against the church either. You're making these videos because you want to help people smile! And to put my two cents, the church standards aren't strict rules you must abide by. They're guidelines, and I see many peers move away from them. Heck, even I have sometimes. The church doesn't shame you. And honestly, I feel more happy when I live that lifestyle. It's a life that has a lot of light in it!
"The church doesn't shame you"? How naive. There may be a lot of "light" in that "lifestyle", but there is far more darkness kept just beneath the surface that is never spoken of.
What's it like to have everything set out for you? Not having to make your own choices or deal with your own problems, because "god" does it for you? Being rich simply for being born into the right family? Waiting for a man to marry you and take care of you your whole life? If I'm missing something here, please let me know, but this is how I see Mormonism, especially Mormon women. Are ya'll just groomed to be housewives your entire lives until you get married? Do you have jobs? How do you afford all those kids? Do you feel like your own person, or just a puppet of the church/your family? Do you feel free or chained down? Im just really curious what could lead someone to a life like this, and how someone could just submit themselves to something on blind faith. Also I'd rather be a housewife than a 24 year old male tech support worker.
well, I'm not Mormon, but I'm catholic and groomed in basically the same way. also born in moab even though I grew up in Virginia so here ya go: -it sucks ass because you and your arranged guy learn about sex WAY too early on in life. he and I lost our virginities to each other at age seven. -it sucks ass because the guy was allowed to rape me and suffered from zero repercussions because if he were in jail, I'd be socially fucked and ostracized by everyone in my community. (not to mention I'm not 20 yet and already have 3 kids as a result of said rapes.) -it sucks ass because you have to hide any postsecondary education from your parents, which gets tough when you have to, yknow, find a way to pay for tuition. I could go on and on and on. thankfully, I'm not in that environment anymore, as I realized I was bi and moved out with my then-gf at 16. but basically it sucks ass. as for affording kids, either your husband works his ass off or, like I said, you hide your postsecondary education from your parents. and how someone could submit to this...i was born into it. the way everyone else perceives human existence in general as "the only way to live" was how I viewed this way of life. I knew NO other way to live until I began attending private Christian school at age 10, when, ironically, I began seeing the ways other people lived and realized there was more to life. but my pussy-ass self didn't actually grow the balls to move out for six entire years.
It's quite wrong actually. Most Mormons don't practice polygamy so they don't have crazy amount of siblings. And Mormons don't believe in Caffeine so Die Coke is inaccurate
What better alternatives have you found? Where do women and men behave better? Most choices seem to be between clueless fanatics with daddy issues, clueless sluts with daddy issues, clueless lesbian feminists, clueless vain materialistic workaholics or clueless depressive cyber book-worm girls....Yay! O.o Not that men is any better, but that is my point. Who and what is better? Is it better to glorify stupidity and acting stupid, than glorifying morality and acting stupid?
Why did the little children at the time of nephi why did the little children get destroyed for not feeling nephi pain of his soul in 2 nephi 26;10 10 And when these things have passed away a speedy destruction cometh unto my people; for, notwithstanding the pains of my soul, I have seen it; wherefore, I know that it shall come to pass; and they sell themselves for naught; for, for the reward of their pride and their foolishness they shall reap destruction; for because they yield unto the devil and choose works of darkness rather than light, therefore they must go down to hell. So why did the little children get destroyed and the moron mormon god claims to sent the little innocent children to hell by the mormon god for the little children not feeling the pain of nephi soul?
This is pretty much exactly how my first date went my Mormon ex. I dont know if this is true everywhere but all the Mormon women I've dated have been very controling, in a passive-aggressive sort of way. maybe it's because im not a member of the church
Spencer Green I dated a couple Mormon women before I got married. I like the Book of Mormon and LDS teaching. I don't attend because my tithing would be $12,000 a year. I can study on my own without the cost to pay the Apostles salary.
I took a Mormon girl on a date once, she got mad and left before I could get my car's starter off the dead spot. She swore at me and left, I was just going to grab my window flashing stapler to hit the starter to get it off the dead spot. I guess she was embarrassed to be seen in my car.
Why did the little children at the time of nephi why did the little children get destroyed for not feeling nephi pain of his soul in 2 nephi 26;10 10 And when these things have passed away a speedy destruction cometh unto my people; for, notwithstanding the pains of my soul, I have seen it; wherefore, I know that it shall come to pass; and they sell themselves for naught; for, for the reward of their pride and their foolishness they shall reap destruction; for because they yield unto the devil and choose works of darkness rather than light, therefore they must go down to hell. So why did the little children get destroyed and the moron mormon god claims to sent the little innocent children to hell by the mormon god for the little children not feeling the pain of nephi soul?
Some cute Mormon girls are inviting me to their church ,I was thinking about going since I got divorced to meet Mormon girls there but if what you said it's true probably I'm not going to their temple 😅😅😅
Wow, there are some rude people on this thread. I'm not even mormon, but please do not disrespect a group of people just because you disagree with their faith.
Dude, don't even get me started on Mormon pickup lines. -You're an 8 cow wife. -Do you want a new last name? -I think I found my eternal companion. -You have a recommend in my temple. And yes, the date went exactly like that video, so I guess you could say it went well.
I see people say this was just a “Utah thing” but honestly, I’ve moved to and from 7 states, multiple wards and branches, for work & it’s basically almost the same all over. 😂
Why did the little children at the time of nephi why did the little children get destroyed for not feeling nephi pain of his soul in 2 nephi 26;10 10 And when these things have passed away a speedy destruction cometh unto my people; for, notwithstanding the pains of my soul, I have seen it; wherefore, I know that it shall come to pass; and they sell themselves for naught; for, for the reward of their pride and their foolishness they shall reap destruction; for because they yield unto the devil and choose works of darkness rather than light, therefore they must go down to hell. So why did the little children get destroyed and the moron mormon god claims to sent the little innocent children to hell by the mormon god for the little children not feeling the pain of nephi soul?
Mormon families tend to be really big. It’s insane! People look at me funny because I have just two siblings. This stifling attitude is not an exaggeration.
So happy you girls are back! I've been investigating the Church for 2 years and your videos give me (hilarious!) insight into LDS culture. Thank you for being so awesome!
did you ever know an Elder Smith? No? Wanna go to Colorado city? Know any Bundy's??saving that first kiss for the wedding day might be a little dangerous..
so why do Mormons call it a date? Are they looking for a future partner? How can you tell if someone is flirting? or is that bad to act sexy or attractive? Does getting close to the person you "like" make the church uncomfortable or curious? Is there a time frame when getting married is kosher? do you feel bad for being attracted to someone in the church? Straight forward questions, what people really want to understand.
Such indoctrination that goes on in this church for everyone involved. Very sad. If there wasn't so much brainwashing that goes on maybe they could make up their own minds about who they end up with. But between the brainwashing and guilt tripping there is really no chance for them to be free and to make their own decisions.
you are ignorant, you just admitted "LDS girls are indoctrinated from the time they are very young". Anyone who is a part of the LDS cult is brainwashed. Anyone who thinks they aren't must be brainwashed themselves, programmed to not open their eyes about the church or its history or how it is all a lie.
Ralph Wiggam you're definitely brainwashed if you're still a member. If you know about the history of your church then you know that Joseph smith had 34 wives and so that makes you a coward for staying in your church even though he was obviously a fraud. And if you think those 34 marriages he had were only celestial marriages then that also makes you a liar becuase you're own church even admits that they were more than that.
Ralph Wiggam seems you have filth coming out of your heart, seems like education in the LDS church is used to manipulate. who wants a stuck up bitch anyway? why does the men of the LDS church support this behavior? I just spoke yesterday with lds men and as soon as they realized I wasn't a sheep for religion they didn't give 2 shits what I thought or reguarded. There's nothing attractive about their walk in life. even if they eat better and go to expensive schools. nothing makes you a better person other than just being one, nothing makes people happy other than to love yourself. True Mormons in my opinion are those born into it and as one might speculate there doesn't seem to be much choice in the matter. The fact is that a huge group of people would shun you included are your parents.
A senior NCO in the fighter squadron where I was stationed in 1969-1970 said he was TDY to Utah to a tech facility and it was amazing how easy it was to score Mormon women at the local Holiday Inn. All very frustrated from their situations.
I've finally seen the light and have seen my way out of the constraints of this faith. My family believes I have been deceived by the devil and I'm honestly happier with myself, have less guilt about not living up to the Mormon cookie cutter life and put all my burdens on Jesus instead of myself. Life is getting better for me. Talking to women feels more real than it ever has in my life.
Now do a video about Joseph Smith dating before he married his 38 documented wives. Include the ones that were 14 years old and the dozen or so that were already married to other living men. It should be interesting. There’s probably going to be a lot of discreet coercing and making threats of eternal consequences. I could help you guys write the script for it, or better yet pick up any biography ever written about him and come up with your own. :)
i’d love to help out, it’d be such a sweet love story😍we could do it only about emma smith though, since it’ll make more sense to mormons who have never cracked a history book. aside from the book of mormon, of course:)
I don't get the Diet Coke thing with Mormons. They can't have caffeine so they don't drink coffee or regular soda, but uhhhh, Diet Coke has caffeine......actually this was quoted from The Daily Mail "Diet cola drinks contain higher levels of caffeine than regular versions"........
Caffeinated sodas are not against the Word of Wisdom, which is the official doctrine in the LDS church regarding the consumption of various substances and foods. Many people choose not to drink soda with caffeine, however. This is a personal decision on their part and not explicitly prohibited. Hope that helps :)
Okay if I wanted to become a member and said yeah I like to have a few beers when I feel like it, what then? or maybe some of that wine jesus made as his first miracle?
Brandon Vance so it's still looked down on? does the Mormons own a beverage company? did Joseph Smith enjoy many wives? was he ever jailed, was he a mason? did he use a seeing rock to tell prophesy, where are the golden tablets? does the bible say do not add or subtract from scripture? was jesus he to create a new denomination?
teresa Garcia Looks like you have a lot of questions! and I hope they are sincere, because only when we truly want to learn can God or anyone teach us. Im a member of the LDS church and have a strong testimony that it is the church led by Jesus Christ. I have studied and read and prayed and lived the commandments in order to get the confirmation I have. I don't have all the answers but I know God answers prayer and helps us understand things that dont make sense at first. so if you really want to know the answers to those questions, message me directly. I dont feel the comment section of a random video is the best place to address all of those hah :P
What color is your toothbrush? I love that typical Mormon question 😂 my crush asked me that when we were slow dancing and it was hilarious! Can’t wait till I can date......
I'm 29 and I know its too late for me. I'm not attractive and I don't make as much money as the average lds guy. I've accepted that I'll probably die alone.
A man had a private spiritual encounter, where he produced a book which he said was from God. He said it confirmed previous Scriptures, though in actual fact it added fundamentally new doctrines (and by implication, overrode previous doctrines). It never outright criticised the actual Scriptures Christians had, but this Book by implication criticised them. To make sense of their new religion, these followers had to say that the Word of God in the Bible had been corrupted and lost somewhere on the way. This new book produced a whole load of other stories about Prophets. But rather than these Prophets speaking this themselves, with miracles of amazing power that were witnessed by whole communities of people (such as seeing the Red Sea part, or seeing a man raised from the dead), this man instead asked you to believe the book based on your feeling of simply reading that book. The man who declared himself a Prophet used his revelation to justify marrying many women. He also used his book to justify a return to legalism. The effect of his book was to bring the "holy land" to the place where he lived. That man's name was Muhammad and the book he brought was the Quran, and he brought the "holy land" to Mecca and the Kaaba, and used his revelation to justify marrying many women. If that story sounds similar, it's because its meant to- it's been rehashed and repackaged just for you. But if you want the Message that was confirmed by the Prophets themselves, where God promised not to let His Word pass away (Isaiah 40:8), and declared that death would not overcome His Message (Matthew 16:18), then I exhort you to look into the Message of love and grace in the Bible, whereby the God who says "besides me there is no other God" (Isaiah 45:5, restated in various ways in Scripture) saves you, even when you were counted as His enemy (Romans 5:10). That was done in love for. If you want to explore that message more, if you want to explore the Gospel according to the Gospel, consider the videos on youtube by the "Bible Project". I'm not anti-Mormon, I love Mormons. But I also love the truth and I love the perfect Word of God which is "is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, so that the servant of God may be thoroughly equipped for EVERY good work". (2 Timothy 3:16-17, emphasis added). Love, peace and respect to all.
I just drove all over S. Utah. It was blooming, green, roads paved and stripped, weather was Perfect. And I said to my self, Why, God, why the Mormons?? Cliffrose was blooming around Pine Valley. U ever see cliffrose? Near Pinto, Harmony, Hamblin.
@@Oberon4278 They go with whatever’s more trendy or the current prophet’s preference. Lol. Suddenly now it’s not a good thing to say “Mormon” because it’s not “centered” around Christ.
I went on a date with a Mormon girl in the 80s. My parting gift at the end of the date? A Book of Mormon...
Even better, I was pulled over by a cop driving home from the date, and he was really hassling me. Shining a flashlight in my face, and then into the car. It stopped abruptly when it landed on the Book of Mormon lying on the passenger seat, and his attitude immediately changed. He lightly scolded me for my expired registration, and sent me on my way... I kept that Book of Mormon in my glove box for years!
Yeah stay away from Utah for love.. It is one big disgusting state. Look at where the name Moab comes from. The People voted in Weed and the Church said No... And .. That was it.. Woman are held there can't leave. So many shows.. I should of payed attention. Instead I gotta live with my self for trying to save one that didn't wanna be saved. Ugh I feel so disgusting and dirty any time I talk about that nasty family. I bet you any money you were in Price Utah or Helper? She was in her 30s And her Child had a better IQ.
Lolll hahaha thanks for sharing
Thanks for the tip
this is just utah mormons the rest of us are not like this at all
Great... me moving to Utah recently 35 and single... feeling like my chances are becoming pretty much null.
Please kidnap me out of Utah
I was gonna say dude💀😂
@none noney you believe what you believe I believe what I believe
Yes, there is a difference.
Actually, it’s like:
Me: “Hey, do you want to go on a date with me?”
Her: “Oh, no... sorry... I actually decided to go on a mission...
...just now...”
Yeah that happened to me the other day...…. (that was after I got her number).
Like, why give it too me?! wtf
🤣 that is so sad but funny
😂😂😂😂 ohh its like my the bestfriend he say me lets be together. I - we cant you are going to mission! 😂
Or when you like like Elder and he like you!
But you cant make someone 😭
What we can do in this situation??
Yep. This happens to me all the time
A girl at a Stake dance asked me: “What color is your toothbrush?” When they repeated it in this video I laughed out loud.
Same! A boy at youth conference asked me that too! What the flip?!?!?!?
I mean, once you ask that, pretty much nothing can be weirder. It breaks the ice pretty well.
"I've been saving my first kiss for my..." NOOOOOOPE!
Oberon4278 ain't that some crap?
i can’t tell you how many times i noped during this
@kiwibrown Where in the Bible does it say that Jesus said that? And if you want to get technical, all dating is sexual. Holding hands -- heck, touching someone's face can be sexual. You can't deny yourself all contact with the opposite sex before marriage. Be sane for heaven's sake.
@kiwibrown Also, yes, there IS something bad about it. LDS marriages top the charts for sexual dysfunction. Much of the reason for that is the absolute, hardcore denial of any and all sexuality before marriage. Then when you get married you're supposed to just flip a switch and have everything be normal and healthy. It doesn't work that way. You can't go your entire life suppressing something and expect it to have no long term impact.
Humans are inherently sexual. That's not a bad thing. Your romantic relationships before marriage SHOULD have a sexual aspect, within the boundaries that you are comfortable with.
After all, how awful would it be to commit yourself to someone for eternity only to find out you have zero physical chemistry?
@kiwibrown And if you want sources to back up my claims I'll be happy to get them for you. Real, actual peer reviewed articles by psychologists and marriage counselors WHO WORK AT BYU.
The brown haired girl is like every girl at a stake dance😂
YEAH NO SHIT LOL 😁👍💙🇺🇸
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The lady in red looks a little like Katie Holmes.
Yeah neither of them is bad looking. They are for the most part exactly what society is making them. So what are we complaining about?
Harvey Wallbanger a lady who was involved in a entirely different cult
She is Katie Holmes...
"And definitely honeymooning in Disneyland!"
I'm dead. 💀🤣
Honeymoon standing in line fir rides for hours with a bunch of screaming kids how romantic lol
For me that will be awesome, people think that get married is pay for a big party and start a life with a big debt
Him- “Do you kiss on the first date?”
Her- “Oh no...I am saving my first kiss for my wedding day.”
Him- “What about the last date?”
"Your G's are showing" I DIED LAUGHING AT THAT ONE
What up girl are u single? Text me 3154187079 id like to get to know u
@@paularlukiewiczimtherealem7446 so thirsty, lol!
@Rudy Kokoro hell ya bro they satanic cult
What up sara
@@jmdbb nah i just drank a soda buddy im good and i be getting mad hoes
"so.....what color is your toothbrush" EVERY.STAKE.DANCE.EVER.
(edit , omg lmao , I'm no longer Mormon, and I don't like men)
YES! I got asked that by almost every guy I danced with 😂😂
Hawaii must be really different 😂
@Michael Lane dear lord
@Michael Lane because bi really hope this question isn't actually asked with... dirty intent lol 🤣
Why would anyone care what color toothbrush a person has? I don't think I've ever been asked this by anyone, let alone a date.
"Should we have prayed?" So relatable!
Guy: do you wanna go out with me?
Her: oh, just let me pray about it.
Hey mackenzie holler at me how old are u
"What color is your toothbrush?" Yeeess the classic question! 😂😂
These are really, really good. Please do more. I know it's hard, because they're very professionally done, but you're finding an audience that goes beyond LDS.
Thanks for making this video!!! Don't get down about those against the church either. You're making these videos because you want to help people smile!
And to put my two cents, the church standards aren't strict rules you must abide by. They're guidelines, and I see many peers move away from them. Heck, even I have sometimes. The church doesn't shame you. And honestly, I feel more happy when I live that lifestyle. It's a life that has a lot of light in it!
Amen Sydney Cheshire - my happiest life has been since I became a member of the church and attend regularly.
"The church doesn't shame you"? How naive. There may be a lot of "light" in that "lifestyle", but there is far more darkness kept just beneath the surface that is never spoken of.
Religion is a crock of shit. Church women are the most likely to have a good relationship with her father
Young women are not told about their sexual desires. So my stepdaughter let's her pussy hang out for me to see
I am so worried. I got home 3 months ago from my mission and this scares me.
I'm with you bro
"So where did you serve your mission?" Such a common question it's often said in the same breath as 'what's your name' and 'where are you from'.
Literally the most Utah thing ever! Oh my heck, Lol.
What's it like to have everything set out for you? Not having to make your own choices or deal with your own problems, because "god" does it for you? Being rich simply for being born into the right family? Waiting for a man to marry you and take care of you your whole life? If I'm missing something here, please let me know, but this is how I see Mormonism, especially Mormon women. Are ya'll just groomed to be housewives your entire lives until you get married? Do you have jobs? How do you afford all those kids? Do you feel like your own person, or just a puppet of the church/your family? Do you feel free or chained down?
Im just really curious what could lead someone to a life like this, and how someone could just submit themselves to something on blind faith. Also I'd rather be a housewife than a 24 year old male tech support worker.
well, I'm not Mormon, but I'm catholic and groomed in basically the same way. also born in moab even though I grew up in Virginia so here ya go:
-it sucks ass because you and your arranged guy learn about sex WAY too early on in life. he and I lost our virginities to each other at age seven.
-it sucks ass because the guy was allowed to rape me and suffered from zero repercussions because if he were in jail, I'd be socially fucked and ostracized by everyone in my community. (not to mention I'm not 20 yet and already have 3 kids as a result of said rapes.)
-it sucks ass because you have to hide any postsecondary education from your parents, which gets tough when you have to, yknow, find a way to pay for tuition.
I could go on and on and on. thankfully, I'm not in that environment anymore, as I realized I was bi and moved out with my then-gf at 16.
but basically it sucks ass.
as for affording kids, either your husband works his ass off or, like I said, you hide your postsecondary education from your parents.
and how someone could submit to this...i was born into it. the way everyone else perceives human existence in general as "the only way to live" was how I viewed this way of life. I knew NO other way to live until I began attending private Christian school at age 10, when, ironically, I began seeing the ways other people lived and realized there was more to life. but my pussy-ass self didn't actually grow the balls to move out for six entire years.
Oh the accuracy! I don't miss this at all
It's quite wrong actually. Most Mormons don't practice polygamy so they don't have crazy amount of siblings. And Mormons don't believe in Caffeine so Die Coke is inaccurate
Claudio Fernando Maciel I'm in Utah, I'm a member of the LDS
Will G there is caffeine-free diet coke. It tastes off though
What better alternatives have you found? Where do women and men behave better? Most choices seem to be between clueless fanatics with daddy issues, clueless sluts with daddy issues, clueless lesbian feminists, clueless vain materialistic workaholics or clueless depressive cyber book-worm girls....Yay! O.o
Not that men is any better, but that is my point. Who and what is better?
Is it better to glorify stupidity and acting stupid, than glorifying morality and acting stupid?
Why did the little children at the time of nephi why did the little children get destroyed for not feeling nephi pain of his soul in 2 nephi 26;10 10 And when these things have passed away a speedy destruction cometh unto my people; for, notwithstanding the pains of my soul, I have seen it; wherefore, I know that it shall come to pass; and they sell themselves for naught; for, for the reward of their pride and their foolishness they shall reap destruction; for because they yield unto the devil and choose works of darkness rather than light, therefore they must go down to hell. So why did the little children get destroyed and the moron mormon god claims to sent the little innocent children to hell by the mormon god for the little children not feeling the pain of nephi soul?
This is pretty much exactly how my first date went my Mormon ex. I dont know if this is true everywhere but all the Mormon women I've dated have been very controling, in a passive-aggressive sort of way. maybe it's because im not a member of the church
Spencer Green I dated a couple Mormon women before I got married. I like the Book of Mormon and LDS teaching. I don't attend because my tithing would be $12,000 a year. I can study on my own without the cost to pay the Apostles salary.
Accurate
"I want to honeymoon in Disney Land" so accurate
It it a Mormon thing to want to honeymoon in Disney? Yikes!!!
Not Mormon but lived in Logan and tried dating there...this is accurate as heck
I cant get past how absolutely adorable, friendly, kind, and loving mormon women are.
I took a Mormon girl on a date once, she got mad and left before I could get my car's starter off the dead spot. She swore at me and left, I was just going to grab my window flashing stapler to hit the starter to get it off the dead spot.
I guess she was embarrassed to be seen in my car.
HAHA the lipsense comment!
Why did the little children at the time of nephi why did the little children get destroyed for not feeling nephi pain of his soul in 2 nephi 26;10 10 And when these things have passed away a speedy destruction cometh unto my people; for, notwithstanding the pains of my soul, I have seen it; wherefore, I know that it shall come to pass; and they sell themselves for naught; for, for the reward of their pride and their foolishness they shall reap destruction; for because they yield unto the devil and choose works of darkness rather than light, therefore they must go down to hell. So why did the little children get destroyed and the moron mormon god claims to sent the little innocent children to hell by the mormon god for the little children not feeling the pain of nephi soul?
😍😍😍😍😍😍💍💍💍💍marry me..
Be my girl hit me up 3154187079 textme and id like to get to know u
I'm guessing dating stops at 28-30 for them? And forget about dating someone divorced with kids
Some cute Mormon girls are inviting me to their church ,I was thinking about going since I got divorced to meet Mormon girls there but if what you said it's true probably I'm not going to their temple 😅😅😅
I thought this legitimately said MORON dating
tavern2468 don’t worry, I’m dyslexic too 😂
Same thing...?
You were not wrong 👍
It’s the same thing😂
Wow, there are some rude people on this thread. I'm not even mormon, but please do not disrespect a group of people just because you disagree with their faith.
Welcome back!!! I just got a date tonight. Can't wait for the "Mormon talk."
Let us know how it goes- good luck! And if there's any great #MormonDating lines, we'd love to hear them!
Dude, don't even get me started on Mormon pickup lines.
-You're an 8 cow wife.
-Do you want a new last name?
-I think I found my eternal companion.
-You have a recommend in my temple.
And yes, the date went exactly like that video, so I guess you could say it went well.
@@TheRisky9 Have you had any better luck since then? 😂😂😂
Yay for a new video! I hope I wasn't this awkward dating in Provo!
I see people say this was just a “Utah thing” but honestly, I’ve moved to and from 7 states, multiple wards and branches, for work & it’s basically almost the same all over. 😂
@@duckylmexican in that case, I hope I wasn't this awkward everywhere I lived!
'did you ever no an elder smith? no?' she says that so perfect..
Soooo much truth here! I hope to see more new videos soon. Great job!
Thanks Austin! Yes, more videos to come!
It is true, but not evenly applied. For you can find similar nonsense with girls everywhere.
Why did the little children at the time of nephi why did the little children get destroyed for not feeling nephi pain of his soul in 2 nephi 26;10 10 And when these things have passed away a speedy destruction cometh unto my people; for, notwithstanding the pains of my soul, I have seen it; wherefore, I know that it shall come to pass; and they sell themselves for naught; for, for the reward of their pride and their foolishness they shall reap destruction; for because they yield unto the devil and choose works of darkness rather than light, therefore they must go down to hell. So why did the little children get destroyed and the moron mormon god claims to sent the little innocent children to hell by the mormon god for the little children not feeling the pain of nephi soul?
Off your meds again?
Yey!
This reminds me of what certain sister missionaries would say to me sometimes.
This accuracy enrages me.
Mormon families tend to be really big. It’s insane! People look at me funny because I have just two siblings. This stifling attitude is not an exaggeration.
Yes! Another video from you guys!!! Awwwwwww😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Thanks! And more to come!
Diet Coke? Isn't that a "no no?"
SKennedy nope, sodas are okay
SKenned: Coke is OK.......they changed the rules.
Cults do that.
Sodas without Caffeine are OK, Diet drinks have Aspartame which can affect one's health.
So happy you girls are back! I've been investigating the Church for 2 years and your videos give me (hilarious!) insight into LDS culture. Thank you for being so awesome!
did you ever know an Elder Smith? No? Wanna go to Colorado city? Know any Bundy's??saving that first kiss for the wedding day might be a little dangerous..
so why do Mormons call it a date? Are they looking for a future partner? How can you tell if someone is flirting? or is that bad to act sexy or attractive? Does getting close to the person you "like" make the church uncomfortable or curious? Is there a time frame when getting married is kosher? do you feel bad for being attracted to someone in the church? Straight forward questions, what people really want to understand.
Ralph Wiggam sounds like a typical woman. if something goes wrong it's got to be his fault. bitches
Such indoctrination that goes on in this church for everyone involved. Very sad. If there wasn't so much brainwashing that goes on maybe they could make up their own minds about who they end up with. But between the brainwashing and guilt tripping there is really no chance for them to be free and to make their own decisions.
you are ignorant, you just admitted "LDS girls are indoctrinated from the time they are very young". Anyone who is a part of the LDS cult is brainwashed. Anyone who thinks they aren't must be brainwashed themselves, programmed to not open their eyes about the church or its history or how it is all a lie.
Ralph Wiggam you're definitely brainwashed if you're still a member. If you know about the history of your church then you know that Joseph smith had 34 wives and so that makes you a coward for staying in your church even though he was obviously a fraud. And if you think those 34 marriages he had were only celestial marriages then that also makes you a liar becuase you're own church even admits that they were more than that.
Ralph Wiggam seems you have filth coming out of your heart, seems like education in the LDS church is used to manipulate. who wants a stuck up bitch anyway? why does the men of the LDS church support this behavior? I just spoke yesterday with lds men and as soon as they realized I wasn't a sheep for religion they didn't give 2 shits what I thought or reguarded. There's nothing attractive about their walk in life. even if they eat better and go to expensive schools. nothing makes you a better person other than just being one, nothing makes people happy other than to love yourself. True Mormons in my opinion are those born into it and as one might speculate there doesn't seem to be much choice in the matter. The fact is that a huge group of people would shun you included are your parents.
Okay, not all dates are the same. It is hard to men single members to like me.
A senior NCO in the fighter squadron where I was stationed in 1969-1970 said he was TDY to Utah to a tech facility and it was amazing how easy it was to score Mormon women at the local Holiday Inn. All very frustrated from their situations.
Bob ap Bob exactly why a Mormon guy should be suspicious of female Mormons as I was.
What do you mean by their stations?
@@henri6595 married to Mormon men
If she has to ask what color your tooth brush is, it’s pretty much over.
I've finally seen the light and have seen my way out of the constraints of this faith. My family believes I have been deceived by the devil and I'm honestly happier with myself, have less guilt about not living up to the Mormon cookie cutter life and put all my burdens on Jesus instead of myself. Life is getting better for me. Talking to women feels more real than it ever has in my life.
“What color is your toothbrush?” I lost it 🤣🤣🫠
Review your family history before going on a date.
There are so many good reasons to not marry your first cousin.
What do BYU girls like to wear behind their ears? Their ankles LOL 😀👍🇺🇸💜
The greatest Testament in the Mormon Faith is the fact that many dating Mormon children believe "soaking" is not sex.
I do a stake dance everytime I pour A1 on my ribeye 🥩
😂😂
How do mormons find dates? Is there a mormon dating website?
Lol "My nephew silled the dill" :P
Now do a video about Joseph Smith dating before he married his 38 documented wives. Include the ones that were 14 years old and the dozen or so that were already married to other living men. It should be interesting. There’s probably going to be a lot of discreet coercing and making threats of eternal consequences. I could help you guys write the script for it, or better yet pick up any biography ever written about him and come up with your own. :)
the people who made this video, i don't think they'll take your suggestion.
Of course, at least 1 person had to bring this up. Are you happy now?
i’d love to help out, it’d be such a sweet love story😍we could do it only about emma smith though, since it’ll make more sense to mormons who have never cracked a history book. aside from the book of mormon, of course:)
Hahahahahah 😂😂😂🤣
savage.
I don't get the Diet Coke thing with Mormons. They can't have caffeine so they don't drink coffee or regular soda, but uhhhh, Diet Coke has caffeine......actually this was quoted from The Daily Mail "Diet cola drinks contain higher levels of caffeine than regular versions"........
Caffeinated sodas are not against the Word of Wisdom, which is the official doctrine in the LDS church regarding the consumption of various substances and foods. Many people choose not to drink soda with caffeine, however. This is a personal decision on their part and not explicitly prohibited.
Hope that helps :)
N. Calhoun it's like they want there youth to be dumbed down and innocent so the men can have free pickings! ugh reality
Okay if I wanted to become a member and said yeah I like to have a few beers when I feel like it, what then? or maybe some of that wine jesus made as his first miracle?
Brandon Vance so it's still looked down on? does the Mormons own a beverage company? did Joseph Smith enjoy many wives? was he ever jailed, was he a mason? did he use a seeing rock to tell prophesy, where are the golden tablets? does the bible say do not add or subtract from scripture? was jesus he to create a new denomination?
teresa Garcia Looks like you have a lot of questions! and I hope they are sincere, because only when we truly want to learn can God or anyone teach us. Im a member of the LDS church and have a strong testimony that it is the church led by Jesus Christ. I have studied and read and prayed and lived the commandments in order to get the confirmation I have. I don't have all the answers but I know God answers prayer and helps us understand things that dont make sense at first.
so if you really want to know the answers to those questions, message me directly. I dont feel the comment section of a random video is the best place to address all of those hah :P
It's actually way, way more awkward.
not interested in speaking Spanish, French, or Italian. yes I'm multilingual. some people get excited not me!
This is what happens when your brainwashed to avoid any topic to be remotely romantic on dates. Looks like I would have more fun dating a cousin.
This video is actually what people like to call "a joke"
@@RuffledOnTime I hate how dating is always a joke whenever it's brought up
Hi! I'm LDS too, and making funny videos is SO hard! But wow, GREAT JOB!
britt'scollegetips how is this funny? Cult.... leave the cult
What color is your toothbrush? I love that typical Mormon question 😂 my crush asked me that when we were slow dancing and it was hilarious! Can’t wait till I can date......
Why do they ask that?
I have never, ever thought about asking that to anyone! Why??!! Lol
@@FromG2eminor I literally have no idea the day my old crush asked me that it was the first time I've heard that question XD
Pray on it, the answer will arrive when it's supposed to 😂😎😜
I don't get it
0:26 - “aunistlee..”
I'm not Mormon, but you girls crack me up!!! Thanks Ladies
None of the dates I went on were too much like that.. But I also only just turned 16 so I guess I've got plenty of time 😂
I'm muslim and I find this very similar to people of my faith
I do enjoy these videos. They’re funny and insightful. How these good people can belong to such a vile, hateful religion is simply beyond me.
I'm 29 and I know its too late for me. I'm not attractive and I don't make as much money as the average lds guy. I've accepted that I'll probably die alone.
What does the average LDS guy make in Salt Lake?
@@henri6595 I'm from England so idk
A man had a private spiritual encounter, where he produced a book which he said was from God. He said it confirmed previous Scriptures, though in actual fact it added fundamentally new doctrines (and by implication, overrode previous doctrines). It never outright criticised the actual Scriptures Christians had, but this Book by implication criticised them. To make sense of their new religion, these followers had to say that the Word of God in the Bible had been corrupted and lost somewhere on the way. This new book produced a whole load of other stories about Prophets. But rather than these Prophets speaking this themselves, with miracles of amazing power that were witnessed by whole communities of people (such as seeing the Red Sea part, or seeing a man raised from the dead), this man instead asked you to believe the book based on your feeling of simply reading that book. The man who declared himself a Prophet used his revelation to justify marrying many women. He also used his book to justify a return to legalism. The effect of his book was to bring the "holy land" to the place where he lived. That man's name was Muhammad and the book he brought was the Quran, and he brought the "holy land" to Mecca and the Kaaba, and used his revelation to justify marrying many women. If that story sounds similar, it's because its meant to- it's been rehashed and repackaged just for you. But if you want the Message that was confirmed by the Prophets themselves, where God promised not to let His Word pass away (Isaiah 40:8), and declared that death would not overcome His Message (Matthew 16:18), then I exhort you to look into the Message of love and grace in the Bible, whereby the God who says "besides me there is no other God" (Isaiah 45:5, restated in various ways in Scripture) saves you, even when you were counted as His enemy (Romans 5:10). That was done in love for. If you want to explore that message more, if you want to explore the Gospel according to the Gospel, consider the videos on youtube by the "Bible Project". I'm not anti-Mormon, I love Mormons. But I also love the truth and I love the perfect Word of God which is "is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, so that the servant of God may be thoroughly equipped for EVERY good work". (2 Timothy 3:16-17, emphasis added). Love, peace and respect to all.
Hey sorry about before. I couldn't find your last comment to reply. Sorry about that. Glad i saw your comment here.
I wanna marry a mormon girl
"So uhh... what color is your toothbrush??" DAMNIT iv always wanted a girl to ask me that.
Pure inspired comedy!
Jokes on you, there are no Price City Ellsworths!
I just drove all over S. Utah. It was blooming, green, roads paved and stripped, weather was Perfect. And I said to my self, Why, God, why the Mormons?? Cliffrose was blooming around Pine Valley. U ever see cliffrose? Near Pinto, Harmony, Hamblin.
The real challenge is getting a girl to say yes to the date
like who are mormon and can't find someone for good relationship
Is there a catalogue i can shop for these womem?
True Americans follow an American religion! 🇺🇸
Mormon Girls Say, good job. Together we are strong :) :)
this is freaking hilarious. well done
I refuse to go to the Mormon church unless a Mormon woman wants to marry me and I live in Charlottesville VA
When your grandma enforces you too learn more about the gospel and get married in the temple.
Love your 'Mormon girls' insight! and your French? hahaha
Thanks! Yes, we're nearly fluent...
question for the brunette girl.. how do i know you?? you look so familiar it's killin me..
anyway great stuff!
well , you have to share your future husband with other wifes ... ha ha
Hahaha, so happy I'm out of that time. When girls talked about other guys, even just if they were a friend, it was so annoying haha.
The Vivint and Photography comments oh my heck...
You guys need to do an older S.A. version of this video. Soooh funny. so bang on.
...oh the agony...
Joseph...Married 14 year old
Hey! Cool video. I suggest you change your name! "Mormon" maybe Latter Day Saints? 😊❤️
Yey lds family!
You're right!
Why? Pres. Hinckley said we should be proud to be known as Mormons.
@@Oberon4278 They go with whatever’s more trendy or the current prophet’s preference. Lol. Suddenly now it’s not a good thing to say “Mormon” because it’s not “centered” around Christ.
@@duckylmexican I'm sure the public dispute between Rebrand Russel and Pres. Hinckley on this exact subject has nothing to do with it.
Spotted your mic pack at 3:14 and lost my suspended reality as a result :(
Bahahaha! The Vivint part!
Darrell is spotted in Modesto California east side area half black 6'2
I'm so glad I don't have to go on first dats anymore. 😂😂😂
I'm not a Mormon at all but I love your videos!
No one is like that.
I lost it at Vivant! Lol I love your videos!
Are lots of deleted comments... this channel is a take of from catholic channel
Did one or both of these dates end with soaking? I have to know
I rebelled against dating and marriage
Glad I watched this, so I don't get creeped out later. :/
they could make a movie where Joseph Smith takes his 34 wives out on a date night. the waitress would automatically include the tip in the bill.