Donald Trump Really Is America's Racist Uncle, Administration Sources Confirm

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  • Current and former Trump Administration officials confirm what many have long suspected, that the President holds racist and cynical views about Black Americans and lets those views guide his decisions as America's leader. #Colbert #AmericasRacistUncle #Monologue
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  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 4 роки тому +156

    We need to vote in numbers that haven't been seen in decades. So such a landslide that any claim Trump makes is moot right out of the gate!

    • @spammyhell6566
      @spammyhell6566 4 роки тому +9

      +Turbid TG1 ~ He'll just say "nobody's ever seen numbers like these, proves it's rigged." There's no way to win this (I mean DT not making a power grab) - we can win the election, but it's going to be a painful slog through his bs.

    • @223Drone
      @223Drone 4 роки тому +1

      That's won't stop him though. He will do everything he can to to nullify the election results should he lose.

    • @scottnunnemaker5209
      @scottnunnemaker5209 4 роки тому +3

      So he can just claim that the overwhelming victory clearly show that there was voter fraud? He’s not just gonna believe that millions voted for someone else he can’t even admit that it happened in 2016 when he lost the popular vote by millions.

    • @teresitauy5532
      @teresitauy5532 4 роки тому +3

      @@223Drone he already said it yesterday when a reporter asked him. There will be no peaceful
      Transition. He will nullify the ballots .,and continue his presidency . There are 3 red States one of which is Pennsylvania. He's got three Republicans who will declare him the winner in the electoral votes ,disregarding the ballots. 45 will not give up his power .,then he will locked up a lot of his enemies, journalist ,close cable tv stations ,and there goes the full blown dictatorship.

    • @223Drone
      @223Drone 4 роки тому +3

      @@teresitauy5532 Yep Trump supporters like to accuse "the left" of being fascist while they themselves openly cheer and support it.

  • @joshuaosbiston5777
    @joshuaosbiston5777 4 роки тому +130

    "This is ice TEA?!" The betrayal on his face after he took a swig was hilarious

    • @benjamingardner3314
      @benjamingardner3314 4 роки тому +3

      He should be upset, that could ruin his flask (and his buzz).

  • @something709
    @something709 4 роки тому +481

    A few days after Halloween is the best time to throw away rotten pumpkins

    • @widow237
      @widow237 4 роки тому +14

      Unofficial Election Analysis Good one! 😂😂

    • @youtubewatcher2
      @youtubewatcher2 4 роки тому +9

      Nice!

    • @JoySongDesigns
      @JoySongDesigns 4 роки тому +12

      Unofficial Election Analysis - Perfect!

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 4 роки тому +11

      & I thought that the anual Pumpkin Chucking Contest was cancelled because of Covid. So glad to find it's still on! 😁🤣🎃

    • @seanjones3532
      @seanjones3532 4 роки тому +9

      Don't vote for an Orange Pumpkin with a straw comb-over!

  • @LActress47
    @LActress47 4 роки тому +101

    Lol he calls her first lady because he can't remember her name. He can't have another Melanie moment 🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @jimcarlson6157
      @jimcarlson6157 4 роки тому +4

      he calls her third lady and 1400th conquest

    • @mojataxko3802
      @mojataxko3802 4 роки тому +5

      Ehh... We all know that Ivanka is his lady now.. Melania was an old news.. I guess the only reason why donald haven't marry ivanka yet...

    • @PolarBearChoujin2470
      @PolarBearChoujin2470 4 роки тому +1

      +

    • @mojataxko3802
      @mojataxko3802 4 роки тому +4

      @Jeff B you're right... Joe maybe didn't know where he is... But we're all know where trump should be... In the jail for the rest of his life.

  • @artembentsionov
    @artembentsionov 4 роки тому +672

    “Sometimes she calls me Mr. President, but she’s only kidding.”
    We all wish we could make that joke

    • @jamesnicholson3658
      @jamesnicholson3658 4 роки тому +24

      he is the joke

    • @OmeonOmeon
      @OmeonOmeon 4 роки тому +9

      I would rather be wiping toilets than be the president of the United States. Responsible for killing over 200.000 people and sending countless more out on the street wile everybody has the wright to own a gun. Noooo,.. thank you! 🤣

    • @christianhim
      @christianhim 4 роки тому

      Artem Bentsionov ua-cam.com/video/gpx-tX3-2jc/v-deo.html What are the dynasties of China?

    • @carmenflores3843
      @carmenflores3843 4 роки тому +15

      joke..no no...let's make it a realty ....throw the trash out November

    • @annemitchell6144
      @annemitchell6144 4 роки тому +11

      He doesn't deserve the title I think it used to be one of respect and distinction not any more trump (doesn't deserve Capitols) has made the role one of mockery and disdain

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 4 роки тому +160

    "... bodily expulsions"
    Happens every time when Donnie speaks...

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 4 роки тому +3

      Yep it's called verbal diarrhoea. 🗣💩

    • @funnyt-shirts7977
      @funnyt-shirts7977 4 роки тому +1

      Vote!
      End of an error 2020: teespring.com/endofe4

    • @or1750
      @or1750 4 роки тому

      I get an aneurysm and a mini-stroke w/a side of gastritis when Trump speaks.

  • @sp4nrs
    @sp4nrs 4 роки тому +178

    The irony is that nobody in trumps crowd even knows where Italy is...

    • @lisab9541
      @lisab9541 4 роки тому +14

      Well, now I'm never going to see it either because we'll never be allowed out or into another country if Trump stays in position. It is sickening.

    • @roonilwazlib9877
      @roonilwazlib9877 4 роки тому +13

      Sure they do, it’s at the Olive Garden!

    • @patrick111390
      @patrick111390 4 роки тому +4

      Sp4nrs You’re an idiot.

    • @MrBswede
      @MrBswede 4 роки тому +13

      Patrick Scheidegger Haha! That was brilliant! Oh, wait, you MEANT that!?!? Oh, the irony.

    • @melektwelve6451
      @melektwelve6451 4 роки тому +4

      @@patrick111390 they are an idiot? Checked your grammar lately? If you obviously didn't pass 2nd grade English class, I don't think you did so good in geography either. You probably think the only Rome is in NY.

  • @ellenlewitt
    @ellenlewitt 4 роки тому +42

    Ok. “Anar-kist” brand tuna? Oh no, you didn’t. Please give the writer of that joke a raise. Brilliant. Probably the wittiest thing I’ve heard all year!

  • @emanovska
    @emanovska 4 роки тому +443

    I can't listen to that horrid man even when comedians are making fun of him.

    • @isthisjustfantasy7557
      @isthisjustfantasy7557 4 роки тому +24

      He really is nauseating 😷

    • @gtaylor6937
      @gtaylor6937 4 роки тому +32

      Me too - to watch Stephen's show and Trevor Noah, I have to mute the volume whenever Trump opens his mouth. I need the laughs but can't stomach the sound of his smutty voice.

    • @jstravelers4094
      @jstravelers4094 4 роки тому +21

      As soon as he opens his pie hole, the sound on the video, TV, or radio gets muted

    • @ra5928
      @ra5928 4 роки тому +17

      @@isthisjustfantasy7557 - That's why he's had to pay for sex all of his life. Even Stormy said it was the worst 90 seconds of her life.

    • @astara94
      @astara94 4 роки тому +14

      EXACTLY you know that one older dude you knew as a teen who would say stuff like "You have really soft hands.." And like pat ypur knee and shit? THATS TRUMP eeugh 😷

  • @driesvdc2
    @driesvdc2 4 роки тому +33

    I dread the day the show goes back to the theatre - Evie's and the crew's giggles are far better than the captive laughter of a studio audience

    • @terranovarain6570
      @terranovarain6570 4 роки тому +1

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @33lex55
      @33lex55 4 роки тому +3

      Stephen and Trevor Noah have made it work for them; much better in these intimate settings. Bill Maher fails 'bigly' without the orchestrated laughter. John Oliver has found his own way, and that works, too.

    • @willowmoon5063
      @willowmoon5063 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed 👍 I'm diggin' this set up

  • @Juniper122
    @Juniper122 4 роки тому +13

    I don’t even recognize this place anymore

  • @ChateauShack
    @ChateauShack 4 роки тому +312

    I used to watch my favourite comedians making jokes at Trump's expense to cheer me up but it's not funny anymore - I'm really scared for my American neighbours.

    • @Sullaban
      @Sullaban 4 роки тому

      Irene Veronica how did the guy get elected in the first place? Irene where is this country, where is the world going? Oh please give my videos a quick look thank you in advance.
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    • @ChateauShack
      @ChateauShack 4 роки тому +4

      @OMINOID I wish I could help change things for you. I don't know what to do to prevent a civil war...

    • @ChateauShack
      @ChateauShack 4 роки тому +12

      @OMINOID You sure know how to castrate a conversation.

    • @diannehydern
      @diannehydern 4 роки тому +4

      America has been dumbed down

    • @avidnongetit8710
      @avidnongetit8710 4 роки тому +2

      Thank You. So am I. trump is currently attempting to destroy our Democracy. trump is currently asking his followers to destroy our Democracy through the destruction of Voting.
      Please Pray and Protest trump, and VOTE trump OUT

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 4 роки тому +105

    Let’s see Trump is threatening not to leave if he loses, Louisville is exploding, and we have the most insane debate in history in only days

    • @zx1048216
      @zx1048216 4 роки тому +4

      Welcome to Wednesday

    • @walterd7331
      @walterd7331 4 роки тому +11

      @Laura Zaboraski And this all happening on Obama's/Biden's watch! Sad.

    • @jrg770
      @jrg770 4 роки тому +2

      @@walterd7331 Lol !!!!!!!

    • @tg5951
      @tg5951 4 роки тому +3

      He wishes he would be the last President! Dictator!

    • @garymingy8671
      @garymingy8671 4 роки тому +5

      The Marines will kick his ass , I don't think he knows...

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +69

    Ok.. no soup, no tuna.. so... we should throw cans of goya beans, then?
    Noted.

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 4 роки тому +1

      Don't throw your food at cops. Millions of Trump supporters are starving so let them have it!

    • @ellamone9998
      @ellamone9998 4 роки тому

      He's full of beans and the only soup he's able to throw is dehydrated, comes in pouches.

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss 4 роки тому

      Good one!

  • @paulparadoxia
    @paulparadoxia 4 роки тому +480

    Can the USA have United Nations "Election Watchers" as they do in 3rd world countries?

    • @dross2172
      @dross2172 4 роки тому +52

      Does a country have to ask for that or does the UN just do it? Seriously, what's the scoop on that?

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 4 роки тому +19

      They won't let them in.

    • @crt9082
      @crt9082 4 роки тому +23

      Actually good question. Dont know the answer.

    • @jrg770
      @jrg770 4 роки тому +16

      @Laura Zaboraski Yep. Saw that. I have HOPE in Americas liberal youth, to be the watchers. A lot of very brave young people out there who know whats up. Be safe.

    • @ogivecrush
      @ogivecrush 4 роки тому +16

      @Laura Zaboraski THAT crap gave me the shivers. Those people need to be put under the jailhouse.

  • @delphi-moochymaker62
    @delphi-moochymaker62 4 роки тому +34

    "They haven't touched the Second Amendment because I'm here to block. It wouldn't be gone...but it would be obliterated". Obliterated - (destroy utterly; wipe out.) I'd like to get off this ride now.

  • @a_random_voice_in_the_void
    @a_random_voice_in_the_void 4 роки тому +135

    Nothing says, "I'm pro-individualism/anti-collectivism." like standing around, wearing the same hat as a bunch of other yahoos.

    • @Silverfirefly1
      @Silverfirefly1 4 роки тому +10

      Have you ever heard a more communist phrase than:
      'Where we go one we go all'.
      ...?!

    • @MrAussieJules
      @MrAussieJules 4 роки тому +1

      Mmm bollocks. The real fascists are BLM brownshirts going round telling diners to raise their fist and follow the marxist cult, cancel culture 1984, sjws, msm, most academia, antifa etc etc.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 4 роки тому +8

      because their all about conformity and uniformity. like when the bitch and moan about state and individual rights and then usurp them at the federal level.

    • @a_random_voice_in_the_void
      @a_random_voice_in_the_void 4 роки тому +7

      @@MrAussieJules Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule of waiting for the next "Q drop" to bless us with your perspective.

    • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
      @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 4 роки тому +3

      @@MrAussieJules Wow, you have all the buzzwords! Pity you can't string them together into a coherent thought.

  • @canoegirl6335
    @canoegirl6335 4 роки тому +239

    Comedy aside, it’s heartbreaking to see this President literally destroying America right in front of our eyes.

    • @OmeonOmeon
      @OmeonOmeon 4 роки тому +27

      It is,.. but at the same time its like getting a curtain lifted about what America really is. Sure isn't the movie version. To think that we let these idiots have nuclear weapons. 😯

    • @leaharchambault5796
      @leaharchambault5796 4 роки тому +25

      and frightening how far his cult followers will go to rationalize each corrupt action. sick.

    • @barratales8793
      @barratales8793 4 роки тому +6

      Yea and barrack, Hillary, bill they were all saints aye? 😅 a vote between two evils is still voting for evil. I'd rather trump over Biden I prefer my children's hair un-sniffed 🤣

    • @OmeonOmeon
      @OmeonOmeon 4 роки тому +5

      @@barratales8793 At this point I would rather give the nukes to Putin. See if you can't manage pick out a politician out of the line up next time will ya.

    • @ben_jammin9470
      @ben_jammin9470 4 роки тому +19

      Barra Tales, love that “yeah my guy is a piece of shit but Democrats weren’t perfect either” argument.

  • @skabadabadam5015
    @skabadabadam5015 4 роки тому +137

    He is like a character from South Park. Could it be, that Trump actually is Cartman's father?

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 4 роки тому +9

      No, because we know who Cartman's father is.

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 4 роки тому +2

      id believe it, id believe that trump is a robot operated by Cartman even more

    • @ToniGlick
      @ToniGlick 4 роки тому +3

      Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. -Mark Twain (who is currently turning over in his grave)

    • @mspeggylee4214
      @mspeggylee4214 4 роки тому

      tRUMP = Cartman

    • @Noone-of-your-Business
      @Noone-of-your-Business 4 роки тому +1

      Actually, I blame South Park's recent cancellation on Trump. I mean, how do you produce a show that exaggerates wildly for a living in a reality that is so bat shit crazy that it is nigh impossible to exaggerate it any further?

  • @dsmyify
    @dsmyify 4 роки тому +14

    Go vote! Now. Please America. Do the right thing.

    • @Monst3rP3nguin
      @Monst3rP3nguin 4 роки тому +2

      I'm going to for sure, but I really feel like my vote is going to count for nothing living in a trump supporting town. Electoral College is going to overshadow my vote and any rural center right/center/left leaning individuals because of the huge mass of far right conservatives. I can't go down a single street here without being greeted to at least three trump-pence banners and flags. Hell people are still waving confederate flags around here. I'm white and I'm uncomfortable with seeing confederate flags, I can't imagine what our town's growing black/latino population feels when they see them. Honestly, I want to hope for the best and think my vote counts but I can't go honestly say I have any confidence in anything here anymore, where emotions triumph over facts and logic and we are steadily sliding towards authoritarianism.

    • @dsmyify
      @dsmyify 4 роки тому +2

      @@Monst3rP3nguin ~ your vote will count.

    • @asherikamichaela8425
      @asherikamichaela8425 4 роки тому

      @@Monst3rP3nguin I hear you. Long story short... I live in semi-rural Kentucky.

    • @demmyebooras8438
      @demmyebooras8438 4 роки тому +1

      @@Monst3rP3nguin Every vote is so important! I have read this same comment SO MANY times. Just think about all of the people who are doubting and worrying their vote won't count! Everyone who is worrying must vote against him. It's critical. Plus, that was part of his strategy.
      HE (Trump) has been planting seeds of doubt with his words and actions for over a year now. HE is making you doubt the power of your vote. HE is making people doubt the process. HE is the one who recommended the new pseudo Postmaster General with zero govt/post office experience and told him to disassemble/destroy high-speed sort machines, cut overtime hours, and remove blue collection boxes. Ignore Trump and GO VOTE. Tell your friends the same. At least do it to stand up to him! You will feel better about all this mess. More and more people are seeing through him and his lies. He is a master of deception. Don't believe him and don't buy his used-car salesman tactics. Do your part and vote. There are a ton of possible results that can happen, but the votes will always be recorded for history! #VoteHimOut
      Also, peer pressure in neighborhoods/towns is real. I get it. I grew up in Louisiana and lived in Texas as adult, but many people are shifting their views across America. Some do it quietly because they don't want to cause fights within their families. Do it loudly or do it quietly, but DO IT! Vote Him Out! We deserve better. 🙌

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 4 роки тому +26

    Hrrrrmmmmm, last time I checked “obliterated” was more than the minimum for not existing anymore...

  • @I2ocker89
    @I2ocker89 4 роки тому +9

    so glad Stephen says it out loud for people to hear. This is so crazy

  • @barbarajemmett4162
    @barbarajemmett4162 4 роки тому +6

    Seriously, right now, Colbert and Myers are the only men in America keeping me sane

  • @victorarredondo304
    @victorarredondo304 4 роки тому +32

    1K comments is not going to do anything. You have to vote

    • @tamarae3711
      @tamarae3711 4 роки тому +3

      PLEASE VOTE!!!!!!!!!!

    • @carmenflores3843
      @carmenflores3843 4 роки тому +2

      yes

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 4 роки тому

      Donate, volunteer, talk to family and friends about how horrible trump is!

  • @Parvie
    @Parvie 4 роки тому +94

    Trump is the textbook example of why Americans should stop worshiping celebrities.

    • @ryanm4319
      @ryanm4319 4 роки тому +4

      What’s a textbook?

    • @luckyj420
      @luckyj420 4 роки тому

      Yet you follow celebrities .....

    • @luckyj420
      @luckyj420 4 роки тому

      @@amell.5461 Colbert has been in the industry for near 30 years acting and producing with a net worth of about $50M. He has celeb status.
      If anything, he's not much of comedian. He regurgitates barf from a prompter for all his follows to gobble up while pretending to be funny and real. Bought and paid for by the same propaganda machine protecting pedos, traffickers, corrupt gov, sick celebs and people who have a rule not to be named.
      Did Stephen receive an indictment?
      Read POTUS executive orders since in office and understand the purpose of the policy. Watch the press briefings. He's a businessman and not a puppet - well prepared to douche the swamp and douche the douches.

    • @luckyj420
      @luckyj420 4 роки тому

      @@amell.5461 Your first reply to already showed you're an idiot. And now you make up lies about people that you don't even know as if I'm the one with a mental problem.
      So if you didn't even bother to read and understand the policy for the presidents executive orders then should we consider that you are just not capable of reasoning or rational thinking. You support criminals and pedophiles and that's just sick

  • @billsteinkamp2051
    @billsteinkamp2051 4 роки тому +23

    Imagine a country with a segment of the population that listens to an insane pathological liar, risking theirs lives in the process.

    • @artos1955
      @artos1955 4 роки тому +1

      Bill Steinkamp 1930’s Germany.

    • @maikutsukino4743
      @maikutsukino4743 4 роки тому +1

      No imagining about it. I'm living in it. Please send help.

  • @MrDino1953
    @MrDino1953 4 роки тому +226

    Never understood why Americans say “tuna fish”. I mean what other forms of tuna exist? Tuna cow?

    • @scottbecker4367
      @scottbecker4367 4 роки тому +30

      This is a brilliant business idea. You could totally sell that. Beef in a can, call it tuna cow.

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 4 роки тому +23

      tuna piano.

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 4 роки тому +41

      @@scottbecker4367 I want to start a brand of canned chicken and call it "tuna of the land"

    • @catzmeeow
      @catzmeeow 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jonathanzubia5132
      @jonathanzubia5132 4 роки тому +5

      @@catzmeeow this whole thread is funny. I love it.

  • @Petalumination
    @Petalumination 4 роки тому +66

    “I’m like a lineman for the Pittsburgh Steelers”. Yeah, but in your case, Don, it’s spelled 'Stealers'.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 4 роки тому

      Bravo, Paul.
      Brav...
      ...o
      👏👏👏

    • @jschuler53
      @jschuler53 4 роки тому +1

      Paul Down TheHall. I am from Pittsburgh and there is a long standing rivalry between the Cleveland Browns and the Steelers. With the debate in Cleveland I am sure the audience is well aware of the players in the Steelers as well as this intense rivalry. It's a big deal. But it's a great pun. Thanks.

  • @russellcampbell9198
    @russellcampbell9198 4 роки тому +161

    Donnie, the stand up comedy president. His audience ain't too tough. Say any dumb thing and it gets a big laugh.

    • @ohioplayer-bl9em
      @ohioplayer-bl9em 4 роки тому +2

      And you laugh at the same orange man bad jokes for thousands of times. Like a well trained globalist. Orange man bad! 😂🤣😂

    • @johno7617
      @johno7617 4 роки тому +7

      Vote Blue

    • @thecensae
      @thecensae 4 роки тому +2

      @@ohioplayer-bl9em 🧂🎺🤣

    • @carmenflores3843
      @carmenflores3843 4 роки тому +7

      sleep with dogs and wake up with fleas...trump fleas

    • @christianhim
      @christianhim 4 роки тому +2

      russell campbell ua-cam.com/video/gpx-tX3-2jc/v-deo.html What are the dynasties of China?

  • @kidcharlemagne926
    @kidcharlemagne926 4 роки тому +26

    "Don't worry about your second amendment, I'm abolishing the entire constitution."

  • @lunarknight6471
    @lunarknight6471 4 роки тому +75

    Trumps rallies are more like entertaining the crowd ,then talking about what he would do for our country.

    • @noahludford3667
      @noahludford3667 4 роки тому +1

      Captain odvious award goes to.....

    • @bmac85north
      @bmac85north 4 роки тому +8

      The sad part is there are people who think he's entertaining to begin with!! Those are his not so bright base babies who are easily entertained like a 2 yr old!!

    • @jimcarter4929
      @jimcarter4929 4 роки тому

      Easily entertained.

    • @strickingJAH
      @strickingJAH 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you idolatre 🤡🤡🤡

    • @strickingJAH
      @strickingJAH 4 роки тому

      @@jimcarter4929 trump show the best in the world🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

  • @Eriochrom3
    @Eriochrom3 4 роки тому +8

    Stephen’s outrage at finding iced tea in his liquor flask is the highlight of my day

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 4 роки тому +60

    This man Prump, doesn’t know what respect is, how can he even talk about it. What a crock of what MTA just banned.

    • @christinechin1909
      @christinechin1909 4 роки тому +4

      marsjacobvolta - Prump is what Trump called himself in a recent rally. He cannot say his own name.

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss 4 роки тому +1

      Too bad they can't get the crap out of the White House.

  • @williampreller6387
    @williampreller6387 4 роки тому +23

    Each and every journalist there should repeat the question until he answers or walks.

    • @andrewbesso4257
      @andrewbesso4257 4 роки тому +2

      So he'll walk, then complain about nasty reporters and "gotcha" questions.

    • @guidobit
      @guidobit 4 роки тому

      You will like this Brent Peller:
      www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2018/01/10/trumps-ambassador-to-netherlands-was-asked-to-name-a-person-burned-because-of-islam-he-couldnt/
      Look for the video of the press conference of Hoekstra on UA-cam, it's hilarious.

  • @neebsmcneebs9697
    @neebsmcneebs9697 4 роки тому +15

    I'll take sounds that make 2020 almost bearable for 2,000 Alex.
    "This sound can almost make you forget the nightmare hellscape of this year."
    "What is Stephen's wife Evelyn's giggle offscreen?"
    Correct.

  • @fatmojohara
    @fatmojohara 4 роки тому +24

    Don't mess with a person's flask, that's not cool😆

    • @DanJbranham
      @DanJbranham 4 роки тому

      yeah that was just to funny alcohol wont solve everything lol

    • @vinnie666
      @vinnie666 4 роки тому

      seriously... i'd be pissed. those things are such a pain in the damned ass to clean out....

  • @muraalia
    @muraalia 4 роки тому +21

    I'm surprised Trump knows a tuna brand. When, how and why has he ever seen a can of tuna?

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir 4 роки тому +3

      Someone tossed it at him? Or hid an open can in his car?

    • @billsoo306
      @billsoo306 4 роки тому +2

      Bumble Bee tuna said in 2018 that the Trump tariffs on China would be devastating to business. I guess that got them put on his "enemies" list.

  • @weebeemikki
    @weebeemikki 4 роки тому +4

    This city has enough damn money to PROVIDE RESTROOMS AT THE SUBWAY STATIONS.

  • @jeanjames5496
    @jeanjames5496 4 роки тому +13

    Get rid of him America - Yours truly Australia

    • @jonathanzubia5132
      @jonathanzubia5132 4 роки тому +2

      I wish we could guarantee that. I really do.

    • @jamieharrison6960
      @jamieharrison6960 4 роки тому +2

      Some of us are really trying

    • @BrianKorth-nu7gw
      @BrianKorth-nu7gw 4 роки тому +3

      Trying to. A lot of us didn’t vote for him last time and won’t this time.

  • @gsgaming6976
    @gsgaming6976 4 роки тому +5

    Anyone else love that "Read my contract!"
    Make me chuckle despite the horror the modern age.

  • @hannahcrouch22
    @hannahcrouch22 4 роки тому +7

    Watching your monologue is my favorite part of my day :)

  • @tats_sacs
    @tats_sacs 4 роки тому +120

    I love it when letterman called trump to his face that he is racist.

    • @carmenflores3843
      @carmenflores3843 4 роки тому +4

      when did it air...missed that one.....thanks

    • @tats_sacs
      @tats_sacs 4 роки тому +11

      Carmen Flores it’s a long interview. Can’t stomach watching trump that long. But the week later when trump told letterman to apologize. That was funny as hell. I’ll search for that :)

    • @tats_sacs
      @tats_sacs 4 роки тому +7

      Carmen Flores ua-cam.com/video/mkQWiMuRSRA/v-deo.html this is hilarious. Trump asked letterman to apologize and guess what letterman did.

    • @nahbruv3621
      @nahbruv3621 4 роки тому

      You got roped 🤪😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @nahbruv3621
      @nahbruv3621 4 роки тому

      Haha your time on earth was wasted so dum these folks are
      Goose chase much?

  • @Christian-cz9bu
    @Christian-cz9bu 4 роки тому +7

    "Read my contract."
    "I'm aware" Chuckles.

  • @BeachBushandBeyond
    @BeachBushandBeyond 4 роки тому +72

    The Orange Supremacist. The guy doesn't even like the colour of his own skin!

    • @deadrepublic5238
      @deadrepublic5238 4 роки тому +1

      Thats really funny. But I don’t care. Still voting Trump.

    • @deadrepublic5238
      @deadrepublic5238 4 роки тому

      Britt who cares if you care. Enjoy the next SCOTUS pick and the next 4 years.

    • @karlmalias7074
      @karlmalias7074 4 роки тому +2

      It's sort of a turgid grey, underneath the layers of make up. Yuk.

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave 4 роки тому

      He wanted people to confuse him for Obama since Obama was so well loved but as everyone has reported for decades he’s a huge racist so orange was as close to black as he could stomach making himself. Then like everything else in his life we went, eh close enough

    • @gailharris4275
      @gailharris4275 4 роки тому +1

      Narcissist don't like themselves. They don't care about anyone else, either. He is an embarrassment and destroying our country😣

  • @kleptomaniacal
    @kleptomaniacal 4 роки тому +2

    The iced tea bit is literally the only thing that's made me smile this week. Thank you Stephen.

  • @willlewis153
    @willlewis153 4 роки тому +5

    Doomscrolling is the best word to describe that feeling. Definitely needs to be in the dictionary

  • @jamedraa8472
    @jamedraa8472 4 роки тому +10

    "Trump brought enough hate for the whole class." Bwahahaaa. Laughing to keep insanity at bay...

  • @tommysummer8041
    @tommysummer8041 4 роки тому +8

    Is it true that UK healthcare system is better than USA?
    Where does USA ranks for healthcare system ?

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 4 роки тому +1

      IIRC we're around 37th, about where Estonia is.
      But per person? We pay considerably more than any other country.
      We also have approximately 69,000 people die yearly from lack of healthcare.(Yale university study)
      We have over 500,000 people declare bankruptcy due primarily to medical bills every year.
      Okay, obligatory rant delivered.✌

    • @silviaramirez2062
      @silviaramirez2062 4 роки тому

      What health care system? It is rather a death care system at best.

    • @paddleduck5328
      @paddleduck5328 4 роки тому

      Get the pitchforks ! 😩👍

    • @jo-vf8jx
      @jo-vf8jx 4 роки тому +1

      Tommy Summer That’s something you really should do some research on to form your own conclusion . Otherwise might get opinions from Americans that have no clue how the UK health system really works and vis versa( btw, I’m an American saying this. Also, I’d love to have a system like the UKs or even some form from the different EUs).
      Don’t take strangers words as facts unless proof is offered. I wish you luck in finding out your answer 😊

    • @noahludford3667
      @noahludford3667 4 роки тому

      @@paddleduck5328 Grab your tiki torches, and crosses

  • @johnarber2352
    @johnarber2352 4 роки тому +12

    Best late night tv host!!!

  • @jeffcook5998
    @jeffcook5998 4 роки тому +5

    Seems like the ones that take the most never gives anything back and if they do they just complain about it

  • @grants9282
    @grants9282 4 роки тому +25

    You really had the opportunity to say the duck "is an anti-quaxxer."
    Ok carry on

    • @themoonsharksquirrel8937
      @themoonsharksquirrel8937 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣I'm glad someone said it!

    • @Alexo1954
      @Alexo1954 4 роки тому

      Good joke there! So obvious. How could Stephen have missed it? I bet it was on the teleprompter but he forgot to read it right.

    • @lazerlord9324
      @lazerlord9324 4 роки тому

      Ten points to your house!

  • @JMittenkit
    @JMittenkit 4 роки тому +34

    "tRumps a racist"
    Everyone:
    *Suprised Pikachu*

    • @mainheim2061
      @mainheim2061 4 роки тому +1

      Joe Biden is racist he didn't want black kids to integrate inot his son's school. He said he didn't want his kids to grow up in a racial jungle.

    • @noahludford3667
      @noahludford3667 4 роки тому +3

      @@mainheim2061 prove it where is the link liar

    • @garbomode29
      @garbomode29 4 роки тому +1

      @@mainheim2061 cool! we were talking about trump tho

    • @pinkdoll3462
      @pinkdoll3462 4 роки тому

      Ah yes, memes

  • @therealzilch
    @therealzilch 4 роки тому +34

    Another great show, Stephen. One small correction: "gonorrhea" is Greek, not Latin. I just thought you should know this.

    • @Gurrla
      @Gurrla 4 роки тому +5

      Most bacterial names start with Greek and followed by Latin. At least that was the rule used at the beginning.

  • @evanbarnes9984
    @evanbarnes9984 4 роки тому +265

    Trump is audibly slurring his words, just like my dad after his small strokes

    • @cannibalisticfawn5895
      @cannibalisticfawn5895 4 роки тому +22

      At this point this is elderly abuse, someone needs to take him home

    • @psplayer1344
      @psplayer1344 4 роки тому +24

      Maybe he’ll fall down some stairs soon

    • @leebranigan6580
      @leebranigan6580 4 роки тому +8

      Lol biden is a walking corpse

    • @CrazyBear65
      @CrazyBear65 4 роки тому +13

      I hadn't even thought of mini-strokes/TIAs... Now I gotta actually pay attention when the sumbitch is talking to see if I can spot it. It's not beyond the realm of possibility, that's for sure. Hell, Reagan was senile, he had straight up dementia from Alzheimer's, _while he was still in office!_ When he sat in court and said, "I don't recall..." he was being honest, he didn't recall. Search for video of Bill Clinton spacing out. My point is, Dump is not running things, someone else behind the curtain is, and that's an even scarier prospect than Dump being senile.

    • @mikeybabes7527
      @mikeybabes7527 4 роки тому +2

      Dixon Cider:- Haven’t we heard this all before?
      Truth be told, we have been hearing this since 2016... “Orange man bad! Orange man bad!” Blah, blah, BLAH!! Save it for your social worker will you?
      As you quite rightly point out, Joe Biden IS a walking corpse. All hail the man who said:- “I’m your best shot at beating Ronald Reagan” (?) If an original thought went through that man’s head, it would be the fastest trip in America.
      Joe Biden, is that the best they got?

  • @TheKCBBQ
    @TheKCBBQ 4 роки тому +28

    If everyone who comments actually votes I am not worried.

    • @zx1048216
      @zx1048216 4 роки тому +4

      I would be. It's like 300 people right now lol

    • @Ashtheseval
      @Ashtheseval 4 роки тому

      Sadly, not. Everyone not sitting at home commenting is at a Trump rally getting COVID.

  • @olracguevara
    @olracguevara 4 роки тому +7

    My fellow human beings who lives on this planet. Please always wear masks, wash your hands with soap and sanitizers, and practice social distancing. When you go home, take a quick shower and wash your worn clothes asap. #NewNormal #defeatcovid let's stop COVID from spreading.

  • @Optidorf
    @Optidorf 4 роки тому +58

    Remember that time that Annyoing Orange was a UA-cam channel and not an American president? Yeah, me neither.

    • @Sullaban
      @Sullaban 4 роки тому

      Optidorf nice comment My first video is about Trump. Forgive me, but I am sure I was really chugging them at the time, so please forgive. ua-cam.com/video/96oQH3gFGQE/v-deo.html&authuser=0ua-cam.com/video/xui9XmMyt8E/v-deo.html

    • @Xarai
      @Xarai 4 роки тому

      @@Sullaban can we not advertise our stupid channels?

  • @icurhuman2jorgensen679
    @icurhuman2jorgensen679 4 роки тому +5

    Yeah, but you can still vomit anywhere.

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 4 роки тому +8

    Hypocrisy is in the Veins of Republican Party. They always do what they blames others.

  • @domb8448
    @domb8448 4 роки тому

    Yay.. He called it 'THE' Late Show' again.... Welcome back Ste.. XXXX

  • @Seantendo
    @Seantendo 4 роки тому +1

    Do people think that this article will change anyone's mind? How the hell is anyone undecided by this point? There is no bottom to how many despicable things he can say!

  • @minitanksandchairs
    @minitanksandchairs 4 роки тому +66

    Some of Trumps audience are actually laughing "at" him now, not "with" him, if you look carefully. 😂

    • @tzvikrasner6073
      @tzvikrasner6073 4 роки тому +3

      That would be the ones hired from Craigslist. They're being paid to be there, not be brainwashed.

    • @AS-ps3dm
      @AS-ps3dm 4 роки тому

      RED WAVE IS COMING BOYS!! MAGA 2020. THE SALT MUST FLOW!! hahahaha

    • @martythomas9402
      @martythomas9402 4 роки тому

      AS.. add another s...you’re out to lunch

  • @Therawpy
    @Therawpy 4 роки тому +19

    Check out Michael Cohen's podcast, he knows the orange maniac.

  • @stevewebber707
    @stevewebber707 4 роки тому +8

    Well of course when he describes a scenario where his wife loves him, he will stumble on the details. Even if it happened to be true for some strange reasons, that could throw anyone off their game.

  • @aisadal2521
    @aisadal2521 4 роки тому +8

    Was there any doubt?

  • @tiny99990
    @tiny99990 4 роки тому +11

    "I am not joking who put Iced tea in here?" sounds like something a father would ask after finding his 60 year old whiskey has been replaced completely with Iced Tea...

  • @seanbohan9491
    @seanbohan9491 4 роки тому

    Thanks Stephen! Your explanation and demonstration of softening book pages before the "big wipe" is an excellent tip! Thanks again, and I'm on my way to the MTA!

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 4 роки тому +2

    Sounds like they had a Geiger counter going in the background of his Faux and Fiends call but it was calibrated to detect his bullshite.

  • @Dayglodaydreams
    @Dayglodaydreams 4 роки тому +17

    You haven't seen protests like this in Tulsa recently. We are too tired.

    • @mariahgrimes207
      @mariahgrimes207 4 роки тому +2

      Wake up y’all! It’s gonna take all of us❤️

  • @Eric-lt3xq
    @Eric-lt3xq 4 роки тому +4

    trump is A DISASTER.

  • @teresas8929
    @teresas8929 4 роки тому +16

    Sad thing is the people at the super spreading rallies believe him.

  • @Spacemonkie42
    @Spacemonkie42 4 роки тому +7

    He’s going to pick a Yes Women

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 4 роки тому +2

      He's desperate to try & get the suburban female vote & he thinks this will help. But it won't women are *NOT* idiots. They can spot when a toddler is trying to pull a fast one.

    • @Spacemonkie42
      @Spacemonkie42 4 роки тому

      It Was A Good Idea At The Time Agreed. I’ll rephrase that. He’s going to TRY to get a Yes Women.

    • @noahludford3667
      @noahludford3667 4 роки тому

      No that's my favorite band. You leave them out of this rolling tire fire

  • @FrenchwithBasu
    @FrenchwithBasu 4 роки тому

    You were the best, you are the best, Stephen Colbert! ♥♥♥

  • @SuperSiphor
    @SuperSiphor 4 роки тому +5

    Side note but I love his wife’s chuckles in the background :)

  • @tygerstar35
    @tygerstar35 4 роки тому +5

    He loves making his wife laugh!

    • @toni-leeblair5869
      @toni-leeblair5869 4 роки тому

      Don't think she's seen him naked,for a long time!.....ewww YUK!

  • @honeyartstudios
    @honeyartstudios 3 роки тому +1

    Ice tea in the liquor flask?!? THE HUMANITY!!

  • @noneyabusiness133
    @noneyabusiness133 4 роки тому +29

    The News: Trump is a racist.
    Trump voters: That's not the bug, it's the feature.

    • @MrPr1nglz
      @MrPr1nglz 4 роки тому +4

      Leadership is a reflection of those that are willing to follow. He is merely the overall representation of how his cult actually is and it's absolutely disgusting

  • @23cutemonkey
    @23cutemonkey 4 роки тому +5

    Trumps hands look like there's someone standing a couple of feet behind him doing the gestures for him. They are tiny.

  • @walterlichtenberg3698
    @walterlichtenberg3698 4 роки тому +3

    When Trump makes his appearances in court, the judge should tell him that he should think of it as being at his rally. Just speak up Donald, speak your mind. Say all the things you say at your rallies....

  • @elsieleung8951
    @elsieleung8951 4 роки тому +7

    He is on his way to jail for sure along with useless children and son in law.

    • @JesusRamirez03
      @JesusRamirez03 4 роки тому +1

      45 for prison 2020

    • @Eleanor1399
      @Eleanor1399 4 роки тому +2

      How nice that would be but the justice system doesn't seem to work with anything that involves the Trump family.. so sad that nothing can stop them,

  • @danbee6103
    @danbee6103 4 роки тому +1

    Good sir, I do declare one cannot fit ice cubes in such a flask. Good day

  • @billwalsh388
    @billwalsh388 4 роки тому +13

    I guess Chump is over his brothers death too, he seems pretty chipper.

    • @bmac85north
      @bmac85north 4 роки тому

      He's narcissistic to a T!! He can't get over something he is incapable of feeling!!!

  • @Smegacool
    @Smegacool 4 роки тому +20

    How we will remember the Trump administration: "Oh, every day that clown did a new trick!"

  • @adamchristopher6917
    @adamchristopher6917 4 роки тому +2

    The Internet: 99% doom, 0.5% cute animals.
    0.5% porn. ^^;

  • @salahuddinyusuf
    @salahuddinyusuf 4 роки тому +11

    “We are officially banning pooping on the subway”
    Me: Dear God!
    Colbert: there’s more
    Me: [gasp] NO!

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 4 роки тому +1

    First Spouses traditionally do go to foreign countries as goodwill ambassadors.

  • @gingersnapzero3637
    @gingersnapzero3637 4 роки тому +3

    THIS IS ICE TEA!!

  • @ealadubh4800
    @ealadubh4800 4 роки тому

    Even the Fox & Friends phone line is having a hard job not cracking up.

  • @paulmoore7064
    @paulmoore7064 4 роки тому +14

    Unnamed sources say- translation: we made this up.

  • @wickedceltics
    @wickedceltics 4 роки тому

    Cheers, Colbert Nation! Aces, Stephen. xx

  • @kiwigirl7891
    @kiwigirl7891 4 роки тому +6

    "They haven't touched your 2nd Ammendment. I however have taken the 1st, attached to a rocket & sent it so far out in space no one will ever find it, so good luck protesting to keep the 2nd in the future, your welcome "

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 4 роки тому

      you know as soon as he finds out liberals are quietly arming, the 2nd amendment will be gone.

  • @noozyboogaboozynooga9146
    @noozyboogaboozynooga9146 4 роки тому +1

    “Ask not”. Huge joke

  • @judeangione3732
    @judeangione3732 4 роки тому

    Wow cans of tuna fish and soup against tanks. Those darned anarchists.

  • @esolo4751
    @esolo4751 4 роки тому +3

    Who ever it is laughing in the background makes it better.

  • @abehussein218
    @abehussein218 4 роки тому

    I still work and it's funny how news changes between breaks.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 4 роки тому

    The MTA has officially made pooping illegal? 🤔 I mean... I guess I was under the impression that was already the case. 🤷

  • @randomaxe662
    @randomaxe662 4 роки тому +1

    I doubt anyone is throwing tuna - it's way too expensive. I can understand cans of generic cat food.

  • @timluther3431
    @timluther3431 4 роки тому +42

    Trump is like a really, reallllly dumb Rodney Dangerfield. Sorry Rodney, I'd vote for you if you were still kicking

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 4 роки тому +2

      he'd be a better president than tRump.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 4 роки тому +2

      Rodney deserves the respect he never got, trump is entirely undeserving of any respect at all

    • @hollyjones9408
      @hollyjones9408 4 роки тому +1

      At least when he started walking around saying, "I get no respect", it wouldn't sound like a child crying about his friends not playing by his rules. You know the game: I win. Where the kid declares himself the winner but only because he made the game and nobody gets the objective.

  • @sloth_e
    @sloth_e 4 роки тому

    I wonder how it feels to be in complette denial of reality.

  • @Kilomylesco
    @Kilomylesco 4 роки тому +1

    “Ask not-“....lmao