PS5 VS GIRLFRIEND I Have To Pick

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  • @anaman6960
    @anaman6960 3 роки тому +33514

    When I touch the PS5 it always gets turned on.

  • @musiclaboratory9694
    @musiclaboratory9694 3 роки тому +6963

    The game system is more likely to cooperate for longer.

    • @yo-ma7701
      @yo-ma7701 3 роки тому +167

      Also have hours of pleasure playing games rather then an 45 min max with women.

    • @spencerneely6624
      @spencerneely6624 3 роки тому +83

      You can play with multiple people at a time

    • @theeagleg674
      @theeagleg674 3 роки тому +80

      And not talk back

    • @XxHe_artxX
      @XxHe_artxX 3 роки тому +12

      GOOTEEEM! Haha

    • @BAZmma
      @BAZmma 3 роки тому +8

      @@spencerneely6624 lmao

  • @Orangfire123
    @Orangfire123 9 місяців тому +11546

    Women will leave you, but a ps5 will stay and never leave the table

    • @r9fahdr9
      @r9fahdr9 9 місяців тому +228

      I dunno bout that, but as a deprived man I would go for booty on this one

    • @ravirosmarys301
      @ravirosmarys301 9 місяців тому +87

      It will leave you once a successor comes out

    • @isekso9843
      @isekso9843 9 місяців тому +142

      ​@@ravirosmarys301
      That would be us leaving the ps5 and go for the next gen..... wouldn't it?

    • @ravirosmarys301
      @ravirosmarys301 9 місяців тому

      @@isekso9843 yeah, which means men will leave women and go for next ones, wouldn't they??? Especially if said women were hot. Which means the original comment has a deficiency in its structure and meaning. Don't be like the woman in the video, don't be an idiot. Don't compare humans with mere things that said humans created

    • @calicoesblue4703
      @calicoesblue4703 9 місяців тому +20

      Lmao🤣🤣🤣

  • @zahrans
    @zahrans Місяць тому +471

    'Booty is temporary, Playstation is forever'
    - Sun Tzu

  • @lucasmozard1321
    @lucasmozard1321 2 роки тому +1194

    All I’m saying is that… my ps5 never made me choose between “it” and my girl 😂

    • @superse3000
      @superse3000 2 роки тому

      Nah it’s the girl that wants the ps5 OUT

    • @Lonelywarmsoul
      @Lonelywarmsoul 2 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @kundalwando7683
      @kundalwando7683 2 роки тому +9

      Truth

    • @HOURLYSNIPES
      @HOURLYSNIPES 2 роки тому +9

      On god😂

    • @jamesdlegacy8728
      @jamesdlegacy8728 6 місяців тому +6

      All I know is that my PS5 stays on and ready to be played with and never makes excuses or gets headaches or doesn't feel like it. Damn, doesn't tell maybe later or it's that time of the week.

  • @shineinouzen7412
    @shineinouzen7412 2 роки тому +7109

    The PS5. Cause it only play games when you want it to.

  • @zainaisami1670
    @zainaisami1670 2 роки тому +4960

    Never compare yourself with a ps5...
    You'll always lose..

  • @Vinay-j8v
    @Vinay-j8v 3 дні тому +9

    I miss someone luc
    And I except to give like
    U earn my heart felt

  • @_Shinks_
    @_Shinks_ 2 роки тому +3747

    "Don't treat woman like objects, they can do that themselves" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BarcodeGamez
    @BarcodeGamez 3 місяці тому +1692

    PS5 has a mute button.

  • @xavierhunter3212
    @xavierhunter3212 3 роки тому +1067

    I would pick anything that doesn't give me an ultimatum

  • @godhatesesau
    @godhatesesau 2 місяці тому +22

    PS5 doesn’t complain, ask for food , gets turns on with one button, stays home, always there when u need it, good with your friend, doesn’t bleed, , etc

  • @theconsolethief
    @theconsolethief 3 роки тому +5812

    PS5 lifespan: 6-8 years
    Relationship with ya girl: Probably less than a year
    The choice is clear

    • @bighunnit7061
      @bighunnit7061 3 роки тому +355

      Shid I got a PS3 that's still functional 💯 That PS5 gone get buddy through a couple relationships 🤣

    • @LordSpawn1978
      @LordSpawn1978 3 роки тому +73

      90 days at best

    • @TheWutangclan1995
      @TheWutangclan1995 3 роки тому +230

      Cost and maintenance
      PS5: 70 dollars for a new game you like once in a while
      Girlfriend: 700 dollars every night.

    • @juicymuscprod9624
      @juicymuscprod9624 3 роки тому +25

      @@bighunnit7061 Sameeee, tho I'm saving up for the ps5. Need about 2 weeks till I can afford it.

    • @rondes4754
      @rondes4754 3 роки тому +25

      Lool both my xbox360 and PS4 are working lool

  • @undrgrnd_hut2692
    @undrgrnd_hut2692 3 роки тому +4721

    If a girls makes you choose between a ps5 or her she’s for the streets.

    • @Jorge_Jones
      @Jorge_Jones 3 роки тому +109

      In Australia, spoof is slang for semen. Sorry mate. Lol

    • @jeromebrandon4014
      @jeromebrandon4014 3 роки тому +15

      😂😂😂

    • @kevinmorin3026
      @kevinmorin3026 3 роки тому +39

      Cause she knows a real man aint pickin vidoe games over her 😂

    • @pvsweetypie
      @pvsweetypie 3 роки тому +323

      @@kevinmorin3026 A real man gets to have both lil boy

    • @chasej3636
      @chasej3636 3 роки тому +140

      If anyone make me choose between something I enjoy doing or them they are not going to be in my life

  • @sparky7523
    @sparky7523 10 місяців тому +1146

    PS5
    1. More Loyal
    2. Significantly cheaper
    3. Does not require you to be Psychic
    4. No drama
    5. Doesn’t use you
    6. Does not lie to you
    The Ps5 is without a doubt the best choice.

    • @Kerku666
      @Kerku666 9 місяців тому +22

      There is drama and it kinda does use you when you need to pay for ps plus. Not sure about the lying tho and definitely is cheaper

    • @DarrellGrant-nw5nu
      @DarrellGrant-nw5nu 9 місяців тому +8

      So true 🤣

    • @ZawakatsuSensei
      @ZawakatsuSensei 9 місяців тому +5

      Fact 🤧

    • @nighurt478
      @nighurt478 9 місяців тому +5

      @@Kerku666cheaper my ass 3 games a month is bad

    • @Kerku666
      @Kerku666 9 місяців тому +1

      @@nighurt478 Well that depends

  • @brendanplayz4305
    @brendanplayz4305 2 місяці тому +40

    A ps5 won't leave me on read
    A ps5 just makes me happy
    A ps5 never cheat on me while i do math in the library, finally, give me emotional damage.
    -Robin Gan

  • @MorningstarJinn
    @MorningstarJinn 3 роки тому +3536

    The fact she’s trying to compete with a playstation says everything EDIT: i can confirm i have obtained a PS5 recently

    • @cassandrakite4957
      @cassandrakite4957 3 роки тому +130

      Wit that ugly outfit👎a blind man can see through what she do,every video she's wearing short ass shorts,squatting, and wearing the same grey pants over and over...Soon as she gain weight he'll leave her for someone else that will show it off for tik tok

    • @ScholarlyCynic
      @ScholarlyCynic 3 роки тому +144

      @@cassandrakite4957 Damn bro who hurt you

    • @Dailyblazer19
      @Dailyblazer19 3 роки тому +97

      @@ScholarlyCynic man speaking big FAX!!!

    • @jsanch5
      @jsanch5 3 роки тому +28

      @@Dailyblazer19 frrrrr

    • @seynpurrp
      @seynpurrp 3 роки тому +18

      @@cassandrakite4957 preach 🙌🤝

  • @andywhite4111
    @andywhite4111 2 роки тому +357

    The PS5 doesn't tell me it's got a headache whenever I try to play with it. It also rewards me with trophies to let me know that I'm getting better at playing with it.

    • @baki484
      @baki484 2 роки тому +15

      Amen

    • @agris9071
      @agris9071 2 роки тому +3

      Lmao women be dry

    • @davecurtis6930
      @davecurtis6930 2 роки тому +4

      Hahaha 🤣 nice!!!

    • @michaelhaydenbell
      @michaelhaydenbell 7 місяців тому

      @@agris9071 Yall really relate to that same problem Ben Shapiro has huh

  • @RangerOfTheEast00
    @RangerOfTheEast00 Рік тому +1353

    Ps5
    1. Will not give me unnecessary drama
    2. Won't cheat on me
    3. Won't wreck me in divorce court

    • @jeffhardyToF99
      @jeffhardyToF99 11 місяців тому +20

      😂

    • @The-real-Elyas
      @The-real-Elyas 11 місяців тому

      @joelgarcia3440but you still want to play😈😉

    • @jesseherring4745
      @jesseherring4745 11 місяців тому +49

      ​@joelgarcia3440but the good feature of the console is that it will not nag at you like the woman unless you have narration turn on but with the PS5 comes the setting to turn it off which actually works unlike the woman

    • @thedangerwich5476
      @thedangerwich5476 11 місяців тому

      Bro your maidenless a$$ didn’t have a choice anyway.😂

    • @Andriy...
      @Andriy... 11 місяців тому +6

      👍😎

  • @Coldzzv
    @Coldzzv 6 днів тому +1

    Legends say that ps5 never survived😂😂😂

  • @3nineteen319
    @3nineteen319 3 роки тому +1562

    Take the PS5. You have a high probability of losing everything choosing the other thing.

  • @MGM261
    @MGM261 2 роки тому +771

    You can always get another girl. But the connection between a man and his gaming system. That's something special 😂

    • @SoulDead777
      @SoulDead777 Рік тому +15

      То чувство когда приставка понимает тебя лучше чем твои родные 😂

    • @cobrakai388
      @cobrakai388 Рік тому +2

      AMEN, AMEN, AAAAAAMEEEENNNN!!!!

    • @faroutmydude5965
      @faroutmydude5965 Рік тому +2

      🤌🏽🤌🏽

    • @tucrushxd7611
      @tucrushxd7611 Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣

    • @brianmalone28
      @brianmalone28 Рік тому

      Epic

  • @answer3014
    @answer3014 6 місяців тому +1369

    A PS5 never yelled at me. 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @amit_patel654
      @amit_patel654 6 місяців тому +35

      Unless the fans start up 😂

    • @Kopester
      @Kopester 6 місяців тому +18

      @@amit_patel654 That ain’t screaming, it’s a jet engine 🤣🤣

    • @arnold83a
      @arnold83a 6 місяців тому

      Play all ways ps 5 never complains😅😅😅

    • @tripstarkayzofficial
      @tripstarkayzofficial 6 місяців тому

      @@arnold83a lolzz

    • @SDGxNPC
      @SDGxNPC 5 місяців тому +6

      The only console that’s ever yelled at me was a SEGA

  • @kevday3076
    @kevday3076 2 місяці тому +5

    My PS5 never says “that’s enough beers honey”

  • @LINKchris87
    @LINKchris87 2 роки тому +417

    She will never fail you and if she does, you can buy an exact identical twin for a few hundred bucks.
    Love you, PS5.

    • @hiddenhope7569
      @hiddenhope7569 Рік тому +8

      Nothing like a loyal man. 😌 💪

    • @male_enjoyer
      @male_enjoyer Рік тому +1

      Same thing for the woman, you can buy another one for a few bucks

    • @linoxsama
      @linoxsama Рік тому

      I like that answer 😉

    • @jamesdlegacy8728
      @jamesdlegacy8728 6 місяців тому +2

      Hell you can buy two of her and she will never get jealous if you switch to the other HDMI mode to play with her twin.

  • @namedclaiming821
    @namedclaiming821 2 роки тому +744

    The sexiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
    The curves and shape everything is perfect
    Oh and the girl is ok

  • @sonicplys64
    @sonicplys64 11 місяців тому +1815

    A girlfriend only provides an hour of fun. PS5 provides at least 10 hours of fun. PS5 it is.

    • @richardwillson101
      @richardwillson101 10 місяців тому +123

      ​@Matt_567 😂 oh, we found our 12 year old fanboy.
      Let's not forget how Microsoft nearly killed the Xbox entirely by going "digital only".
      Thankfully customer kickback forced them to change.

    • @me-ib2zb
      @me-ib2zb 10 місяців тому +1

      Your dumb. ​@@Matt_567

    • @zachryder3150
      @zachryder3150 10 місяців тому +32

      ​@@Matt_567 With what award winning exclusive games?

    • @zachryder3150
      @zachryder3150 10 місяців тому +45

      @@Matt_567 That's crazy, I never knew PlayStation only had one exclusive game.

    • @Matt_567
      @Matt_567 10 місяців тому

      @@zachryder3150 sony just want to get the attention and money that just shows that how anti-consumer there are

  • @maydinamunns4015
    @maydinamunns4015 2 місяці тому +117

    The most psycho girlfriend ever💀💀💀

    • @JettHinde
      @JettHinde 2 місяці тому

      She legit seems like she's batshit irl

    • @zeroz294
      @zeroz294 2 місяці тому +3

      most sane GF ever

    • @codythompson9035
      @codythompson9035 2 місяці тому +8

      You haven’t dated much have ya? Lmao come back when she runs your garage door down cuz you didn’t want to go out drinking all night knowing you have to repair HVAC equipment in a Judges office at the courthouse the next day…

    • @sadbravesfan
      @sadbravesfan Місяць тому +6

      @codythompson9035 bro speaking from personal experience. Got waaay too detailed 💀

    • @Punisher_the_bot
      @Punisher_the_bot Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @pkzl5700
    @pkzl5700 5 місяців тому +895

    PS5 ain’t ever yelled at me

    • @NOTSOFUNNYJESTERXD
      @NOTSOFUNNYJESTERXD 4 місяці тому +27

      Ps4 does

    • @Wackingmember-0
      @Wackingmember-0 4 місяці тому +7

      @@NOTSOFUNNYJESTERXD fr it yells at me a lot I'm like chill

    • @HOLYLAND007007007
      @HOLYLAND007007007 4 місяці тому +2

      @@pkzl5700 isn't that the Truth

    • @FaKz92
      @FaKz92 4 місяці тому

      ​@@NOTSOFUNNYJESTERXDhahaha, thought the same 😂😂😂

    • @LightSnackProductions
      @LightSnackProductions 4 місяці тому

      @@NOTSOFUNNYJESTERXD that's because the PS4 is for men

  • @aikawamood
    @aikawamood 3 роки тому +1360

    "A girlfriend is temporarly but the boys are forever"
    -Me

    • @Koji2x
      @Koji2x 3 роки тому +20

      Nice quote im going to use this

    • @aikawamood
      @aikawamood 3 роки тому +33

      @@Koji2x lmao have fun but dont forget to credit me 👀

    • @dddurk123456789
      @dddurk123456789 3 роки тому +5

      facts!

    • @littlesparrow303
      @littlesparrow303 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah besides people can be unsure if a relationship will last even if they’ve been together for 3/4 years

    • @Hehehehhehehehehehehehhe78
      @Hehehehhehehehehehehehhe78 3 роки тому +6

      Both are temporary

  • @DolofonosMMA
    @DolofonosMMA 2 роки тому +636

    I rather have a console then a controller.
    -david the baker

  • @Kali4niaLyfe
    @Kali4niaLyfe Місяць тому

    Better choose wisely Young Padawan 😂😂😂😂 and with one 👀 open too 😂😂😂

  • @nemanjanemanjaa4551
    @nemanjanemanjaa4551 4 місяці тому +691

    PS5 has a slim model.

  • @adielwilson8749
    @adielwilson8749 Рік тому +325

    Not gotta lie the haptic feedback on the PS5 is crazy

    • @shanehumberstone5262
      @shanehumberstone5262 Рік тому +4

      Especially through the woojer vest

    • @MALEVOLANT2099
      @MALEVOLANT2099 Рік тому +2

      He'll yeah

    • @bvicc20
      @bvicc20 Рік тому

      ​@@shanehumberstone5262Is that vest really worth the hype? Been seeing it lately

    • @mikkiloco
      @mikkiloco Рік тому +1

      @@shanehumberstone5262woojer vest?

    • @shanehumberstone5262
      @shanehumberstone5262 Рік тому +1

      @@mikkiloco yes it’s a haptic feedback vest,great for gaming,music etc,played call of duty with it on and nearly cracked a rib lol

  • @rsgomez
    @rsgomez Рік тому +403

    You can always get a girl. They never run out of stock.

  • @TylerTheLocG
    @TylerTheLocG Місяць тому +8

    The playstation because it'll give you hours of pleasure and it doesn't talk back ,compared to 2 minutes of pleasure 😂😂😂

  • @otikokoso1956
    @otikokoso1956 3 роки тому +363

    30 seconds pleasure vs unending pleasure

    • @thestcroixkid
      @thestcroixkid 3 роки тому +17

      You're doing it wrong...

    • @otikokoso1956
      @otikokoso1956 3 роки тому +34

      Everything else before penetration is a waste of time

    • @thestcroixkid
      @thestcroixkid 3 роки тому +21

      @@otikokoso1956 thankyou for proving my point...

    • @otikokoso1956
      @otikokoso1956 3 роки тому +30

      Meh we bang quickly to return to the game.

    • @dacngo4164
      @dacngo4164 3 роки тому +8

      Should say 30 seconds pleasure vs unending nagging.

  • @enenrax
    @enenrax 8 місяців тому +475

    3 minutes of fun vs 3 hours

    • @hanbill
      @hanbill 6 місяців тому +21

      fair.... fair

    • @2greenify
      @2greenify 6 місяців тому +27

      3 minutes... that includes 4 play right?

    • @ROCKETS2965
      @ROCKETS2965 6 місяців тому +16

      I’m taking the 3 minutes lol.

    • @chillax-np6wz
      @chillax-np6wz 6 місяців тому +2

      Fun

    • @enenrax
      @enenrax 6 місяців тому +5

      @@2greenify It's just 3 minutes without adding anything, just do the work and that's it.

  • @iacorianus
    @iacorianus 2 роки тому +678

    "Booty is temporary. PlayStation 5 is forever."
    - Tosha St. Patrick

    • @andjelkovicjasmin2954
      @andjelkovicjasmin2954 2 роки тому +14

      No, I have my ps4 since 2014 or since 2015 and it's partially broke but it still works.

    • @maxpain4501
      @maxpain4501 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jetstreamsam6521
      @jetstreamsam6521 2 роки тому

      Booty is temporary, halo is infinite

    • @yuppieMa
      @yuppieMa 2 роки тому +5

      Forever until ps6 is released

    • @steveschu
      @steveschu 2 роки тому +2

      The hell it is not.

  • @robertjohnson8806
    @robertjohnson8806 5 днів тому +1

    If she even has to ask this question. Then you are in the wrong relationship.

  • @VupzyPlays
    @VupzyPlays Рік тому +571

    If a girl makes you choose between her and your hobbies then I don’t want that girl in my life.

    • @abdoucisse894
      @abdoucisse894 Рік тому +20

      Bro it’s a joke

    • @Jay-son.
      @Jay-son. 11 місяців тому +47

      Men take their gaming very seriously, women shouldn't be asking stupid questions like that, obviously we're going to pick the ps5.

    • @fuego123
      @fuego123 11 місяців тому +22

      ​@abdoucisse894 its a joke but there are woman like this

    • @UltimateTS64
      @UltimateTS64 11 місяців тому +14

      @@abdoucisse894 We know, but still holds true regardless. My sisters thought I'd never get a gf until I gave up gaming.

    • @micklarsson117
      @micklarsson117 11 місяців тому

      ​@@UltimateTS64But remember bro's before hoe's

  • @harry8912
    @harry8912 3 роки тому +1724

    PS5, doesn’t bitch, need money, or annoy when you’re tired or upset.

    • @trickythetrickster9307
      @trickythetrickster9307 3 роки тому +215

      PS5 needs money, but I get the point

    • @Cat_Valentine63
      @Cat_Valentine63 3 роки тому +40

      @@trickythetrickster9307 was gonna say the same😅

    • @witchclub
      @witchclub 3 роки тому +29

      I smell incel vibes from that comment

    • @coreessentials7584
      @coreessentials7584 3 роки тому +15

      I mean technically it needs a bit of money

    • @dividebyzero6722
      @dividebyzero6722 3 роки тому +38

      @@witchclub Nobody cares what you smell so shut it

  • @Lazyahhguy378
    @Lazyahhguy378 6 місяців тому +155

    Someone once told me “metal is better then plastic”

    • @zkam900
      @zkam900 5 місяців тому +13

      Ain't no way 😭

    • @yashasbk4303
      @yashasbk4303 5 місяців тому +8

      underrated comment fr

    • @Deity_devil
      @Deity_devil 5 місяців тому +1

      W comment

  • @isardonic8601
    @isardonic8601 Місяць тому +1

    I choose my ps5 over my gf everyday. If she leaves, i still have the ps5 😂

  • @nefty018
    @nefty018 11 місяців тому +264

    The PS5 will appreciate your accomplishments by awarding you with trophies.

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 9 місяців тому +6

      THIS!!!

    • @kervet6046
      @kervet6046 9 місяців тому +4

      😂 thanks for the laugh

    • @davnan73
      @davnan73 9 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @ZzzXshadowclone
    @ZzzXshadowclone 7 місяців тому +89

    Bruh if someone smashed my console they would have signed a death wish

    • @ALPHAANDOMEGA1998
      @ALPHAANDOMEGA1998 6 місяців тому +3

      Same nothings more important then my ps5 she's my baby

    • @Best1-4me
      @Best1-4me 6 місяців тому +4

      Amen brothers. I'm with you, and all the money we've saved, could get each other out of jail.

    • @chrislarry438
      @chrislarry438 6 місяців тому +4

      You got the right idea brotha

  • @dellacast7318
    @dellacast7318 2 роки тому +2809

    “This is dumb, why would I choose a low quality piece of plastic designed to entertain really stupid people, over a ps5?”
    -Ray William Johnson

    • @deathwish374
      @deathwish374 2 роки тому +47

      Oof

    • @shafayatiftekhar9715
      @shafayatiftekhar9715 2 роки тому +135

      For a second I thought u wrote about the ps5 but then I saw that you supported ps 5 sigma move right there

    • @warlord007
      @warlord007 2 роки тому +34

      You nailed it bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AARIV
      @AARIV 2 роки тому +37

      You had me in the first half

    • @meme_god4039
      @meme_god4039 2 роки тому +47

      EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  • @ScorpionX669
    @ScorpionX669 Місяць тому +3

    Bro, rest assured.
    Go with the boys
    I'll entertain her in your absence.....

  • @HisDudeness2020
    @HisDudeness2020 5 місяців тому +1332

    A PS5 never says, "not tonight, I have a headache."

  • @Mighty-VizioN
    @Mighty-VizioN 6 місяців тому +680

    A woman will cost you a hell of a lot more than the PS5. Financially, mentally, and emotionally 🤣🤣🤣

    • @michaelguernsey7925
      @michaelguernsey7925 6 місяців тому

      Exactly. We Don't Need Women To Destroy Our Lives As Men. As A Man Once You Get Married To A Women It's Going To Be Hell. A Divorce To A Woman Would Be A Bitch To Overcome As A Man.

    • @azerredits
      @azerredits 6 місяців тому +31

      you forgot physically 💀💀

    • @lionheart9627
      @lionheart9627 5 місяців тому +3

      Facts

    • @Killuminati-X
      @Killuminati-X 5 місяців тому +4

      Lol physically it happened to me

    • @ED-209UHD
      @ED-209UHD 5 місяців тому +2

      She’s a full on narcissist

  • @mickehog76
    @mickehog76 Рік тому +482

    Girlfriends will come and go. But a consol stays.

    • @richardlovelace8134
      @richardlovelace8134 Рік тому +40

      One random arguement could end a long relationship, but no matter how many times I scream at that television, the system forgives. 😊

    • @718Fresh2Death
      @718Fresh2Death Рік тому +10

      ​@@richardlovelace8134 lmmfao

    • @sav5296
      @sav5296 Рік тому +7

      ​@@richardlovelace8134true

    • @msakbar12345
      @msakbar12345 Рік тому +4

      "with no power, comes no responsility "
      -some say in the couch

    • @beauMax
      @beauMax Рік тому +2

      Faaaaxx🫡

  • @jptellsyou
    @jptellsyou 3 дні тому +2

    You can always get a new girlfriend, lol!

  • @TheOwlTheOne
    @TheOwlTheOne 2 роки тому +1441

    Women: “we are not objects”
    Also women: “Look at me, i come with better features than a ps5”

    • @theabominator2152
      @theabominator2152 2 роки тому +126

      They say: “Do not treat women likes objects, they can do that themselves.” 😂

    • @CheesusTheRatJesus
      @CheesusTheRatJesus 2 роки тому +14

      What like an attitude and a huge price tag

    • @SiriButDumb
      @SiriButDumb 2 роки тому +36

      I hope most women aren’t like this, cause I’m not

    • @Thruthkear
      @Thruthkear 2 роки тому +21

      Better features? That’s false advertisement.

    • @theabominator2152
      @theabominator2152 2 роки тому +32

      @@SiriButDumb It’s only the ones in social media, don’t worry.

  • @johnnyjoestar1184
    @johnnyjoestar1184 3 роки тому +142

    Women: we're not objects
    Also women on socials:

    • @Romanov_Haircuts
      @Romanov_Haircuts 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @postbyte1
      @postbyte1 3 роки тому +4

      100% this

    • @Jippurokku
      @Jippurokku 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah they clearly dunno wtf equality is they think it's means give me everything

    • @carlitosway5204
      @carlitosway5204 3 роки тому +3

      yeah like wtf is wrong with females nowadays

  • @ssjMaximum22Goku
    @ssjMaximum22Goku 2 роки тому +131

    Damn, this makes me love my PS5 even more 😂

  • @Monneez
    @Monneez Місяць тому

    The PS5 never gonna say "im not in the mood tonight".

  • @thearchitectofthehounds9815
    @thearchitectofthehounds9815 3 роки тому +183

    So, basically, 90 minutes of pleasure, with the possibility of her cheating on you, or just using you for money, Or endless memories in PlayStation Party with the guys? Like Negan said: I simply cannot decide.

    • @Phoenix-wu8bo
      @Phoenix-wu8bo 3 роки тому

      I love negan

    • @Lupzen
      @Lupzen 3 роки тому +19

      90 minutes.? Fuck more like 5 mins.

    • @Dude30977
      @Dude30977 3 роки тому +1

      @@Lupzen It’s 45 times over a few months

    • @maryzakiandourrugrats4671
      @maryzakiandourrugrats4671 3 роки тому +1

      *9 minutes of pleasure ftfy

    • @Dude30977
      @Dude30977 3 роки тому +5

      @@maryzakiandourrugrats4671 Mr. big shot over here. No need to brag

  • @damien1202
    @damien1202 3 роки тому +1412

    “I'm worried that UA-cam shorts are turning
    into degenerate TikTok cringe, please spread
    the word”

    • @danielespin9125
      @danielespin9125 3 роки тому +5

      @@ogpage972 nice spelling there

    • @vincentthekeeper2163
      @vincentthekeeper2163 3 роки тому +7

      You're "worried" 😆 It was Tik Tok cringe minute 1.

    • @Dylangreat123
      @Dylangreat123 3 роки тому +29

      @@danielespin9125 welcome to the internet, where most people aren’t neurotic ocd tweaks checking everything they type, or give a shit about grammar. You understood what he meant

    • @Bmbmq
      @Bmbmq 3 роки тому +1

      I shall spread the word with my life

    • @Erl-j6y
      @Erl-j6y 3 роки тому +1

      We already here

  • @smitherzlegrande4654
    @smitherzlegrande4654 3 роки тому +519

    Trust me, she’s hangin with the Boys too

  • @arijal1521
    @arijal1521 25 днів тому +2

    Omg I'm feeling shy by this . Being a woman is kinda hard, idk maybe!😅😅

  • @ianwest1624
    @ianwest1624 3 роки тому +266

    Ps5 obviously she's replaceable but a ps5 is hard to find

    • @newmanc5019
      @newmanc5019 3 роки тому +23

      Especially during this hard times

    • @atocb8411
      @atocb8411 3 роки тому +4

      Haha this one got me lol.

    • @ianwest1624
      @ianwest1624 3 роки тому +9

      @Bass&Drum actually its scalping here not lack of money

    • @rafegraves1453
      @rafegraves1453 3 роки тому +4

      @@ianwest1624 I think he means that in Germany they buy them at scalped prices.

    • @ianwest1624
      @ianwest1624 3 роки тому +9

      @@rafegraves1453 even if he meant it that way still a ignorant statement

  • @UhmActually.
    @UhmActually. 2 роки тому +427

    "I would rather have a PS5 than just a controller."

  • @hazysundaysband
    @hazysundaysband 3 роки тому +70

    I swear I'm losing more and more braincells the more I look through yt shorts.

    • @cubafrank
      @cubafrank 3 роки тому

      Yes,
      Welcome .

    • @aleclawrence3993
      @aleclawrence3993 3 роки тому +7

      You are. We all are. It’s awful. Tik tok has ruined everything.

  • @jayt6571
    @jayt6571 21 день тому

    He already hit that! No need to choose her anymore lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @paulblaser4146
    @paulblaser4146 3 роки тому +322

    Always choose the one that isn’t giving you the ultimatum.

  • @TheJacob5676
    @TheJacob5676 2 роки тому +158

    Never pick a relationship over something that can actually last 😆

    • @void7133
      @void7133 2 роки тому

      Well ps5 sometimes doesn’t last (some people break it)

  • @joshuacola2033
    @joshuacola2033 3 роки тому +450

    women: WOMEN AREN’T OBJECTS! STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN!
    also women:

    • @9mycool
      @9mycool 3 роки тому +28

      It's crazy man lol

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 3 роки тому +12

      RIGHT? How dare women have a sense of humor and film funny videos!

    • @SpeedDemon_Editzzz
      @SpeedDemon_Editzzz 3 роки тому +36

      @Kya kar loge naam jaan kar ? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🔥savage mate

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 3 роки тому +8

      @Kya kar loge naam jaan kar ? ...and bumped into an incel?

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 3 роки тому +2

      @@SpeedDemon_Editzzz lol you must've had a soft life.

  • @Mxckmxlone
    @Mxckmxlone Місяць тому

    The boys “AGAIN” you know😂😂😂

  • @Anthony65498
    @Anthony65498 3 роки тому +347

    She's the kinda girl who studies for COVID test and gets happy with a positive result.

  • @Viking_guitarist
    @Viking_guitarist Рік тому +761

    Ps5 gives more happiness than a woman ever could 😂😂😂

    • @abhilashsundaram2432
      @abhilashsundaram2432 Рік тому

      You’re definitely a virgin 😂

    • @Azubjourni
      @Azubjourni Рік тому +12

      Me doing the Cayo Perico glitch for the 1000x time.

    • @Azubjourni
      @Azubjourni Рік тому +6

      @@Willpower_26 Also PS5: Shuts down forever with his goal fullfilled🥹

    • @abdoucisse894
      @abdoucisse894 Рік тому

      You’re one of the guys that must not get much pleasure from being with girls huh

    • @vincentmorgan900
      @vincentmorgan900 11 місяців тому +11

      It will give you peak happiness in September 2025

  • @B.Aboobaker
    @B.Aboobaker 3 роки тому +74

    Ps5 will never break my heart. This is a no-brainer.

    • @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript
      @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript 2 роки тому

      It’s also not a person, and can’t help in you in your real, actual life.

    • @B.Aboobaker
      @B.Aboobaker 2 роки тому +1

      @@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript speak for yourself buddy

    • @vittorio6117
      @vittorio6117 2 роки тому

      @@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript its a fockin joke calm down boomer

    • @__-lu3xy
      @__-lu3xy 2 роки тому

      @@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript 😐👉🚪

  • @Aha5653ch.
    @Aha5653ch. 25 днів тому +1

    His gf looks like his mom

  • @iamfiefo
    @iamfiefo 9 місяців тому +121

    The PS5 will never have to make you choose.

  • @michaelschneider1462
    @michaelschneider1462 Рік тому +440

    This is why I’m glad to be single

    • @Lamarriea
      @Lamarriea Рік тому +13

      Exactly u get play on the ps5 all u want without dealing with my girlfriend

    • @A2goddess
      @A2goddess Рік тому +5

      Play with your girlfriend for fun parties to hangout.

    • @derekmarshall5659
      @derekmarshall5659 Рік тому +23

      My girlfriend just plays her pc or Switch while I'm on my ps5, or xbox. Than we smash after a session. And we go right back to gaming. I'd rather not be single.

    • @dantasticmania8728
      @dantasticmania8728 Рік тому

      You've gotta be pretty stupid if you honestly believe this video is 100% legit and not some click bait garbage.

    • @Ty-J_250
      @Ty-J_250 Рік тому

      Lool

  • @khalicomusic5191
    @khalicomusic5191 11 місяців тому +420

    Funny how being seductive is their only bargaining tool😂

    • @jamesburch2280
      @jamesburch2280 11 місяців тому +42

      Of course it’s seductive, I get to play on Spider-Man 2 and the last of us remaster on it

    • @Youssif_u8392
      @Youssif_u8392 10 місяців тому +13

      ​@@jamesburch2280 Better playing Spider-Man 2 than getting sued during a breakup 😁

    • @PowderedVoltage
      @PowderedVoltage 10 місяців тому +7

      Speaks volumes honestly.

    • @Matt_567
      @Matt_567 10 місяців тому

      @@Youssif_u8392 Playstation is the worst brand, Xbox will make you feel better

    • @NameSpaceVoid
      @NameSpaceVoid 10 місяців тому

      A woman’s sex appeal is her greatest asset and everyone knows it. Women without sex appeal are at a massive disadvantage to men it might as well not be on the scale

  • @morrisseyguy6811
    @morrisseyguy6811 28 днів тому +1

    PS5 ain't going to leave you because "it's bored and not a mind reader"

  • @forefatherofmankind3305
    @forefatherofmankind3305 3 роки тому +58

    "He will get bored with ur booty after 2 rounds but with PS5 there's no end in the sight"
    -SUN TZU

    • @koushiks_energy
      @koushiks_energy 3 роки тому +3

      Such wisdom

    • @diorosa9440
      @diorosa9440 3 роки тому +9

      Fun tzu

    • @Tetris_Effect
      @Tetris_Effect 3 роки тому +5

      @Florian T You must never have played a ps5.
      Op is right 2 rounds on the Mrs and bored.
      3 days straight on the P4 I still don't want to stop.

    • @nahpeace372
      @nahpeace372 2 роки тому +1

      Wise man indeed

  • @geoffreychauvin1474
    @geoffreychauvin1474 2 роки тому +100

    You can always turn the ps5 on, my girl seems to be out of service most of the time lol

    • @JaY2-1
      @JaY2-1 2 роки тому +2

      Bro... Hell yeah you should stick your drive in your ps5.

    • @Shadow3ffect
      @Shadow3ffect 2 роки тому

      Periods suck but are also good. Gives us up to a week to play our beloved Video games.

    • @JaY2-1
      @JaY2-1 2 роки тому

      @@Shadow3ffect bro if I'm getting ONLY A WEEK of video games, dat bitch Is going to the motherfukin' curve "amen, hallelujah"
      - slow burn

    • @andjelkovicjasmin2954
      @andjelkovicjasmin2954 2 роки тому

      Is your girl more often out of service than PSN?

  • @cheesehead500
    @cheesehead500 8 місяців тому +816

    Why choose for a simple piece of plastic designed to entertain simple men instead of a PS5?

  • @gamers279
    @gamers279 Місяць тому +1

    Easy solution: Find a girl who games problem solve

  • @bigpickenergy5321
    @bigpickenergy5321 2 роки тому +212

    "A brother might stab you in the back, a woman definitely will, but a PlayStation will never leave your side." 😁

  • @DG_2725
    @DG_2725 3 роки тому +538

    Unfortunately women think the world revolves around them and their “ass”. If she’s giving you an ultimatum, she is not the one bro. That means she’d leave in a heartbeat if you do what she doesn’t want. It’s controlling and abusive

    • @marmitaa8619
      @marmitaa8619 3 роки тому +11

      Lmao.

    • @Sinn0100
      @Sinn0100 3 роки тому +38

      You're absolutely correct. This is what control looks like and he shouldn't allow it.

    • @Sinn0100
      @Sinn0100 3 роки тому +25

      @S D
      We get that, or most understand that it's a joke. However, it hits a little too close to home for some. I myself have witnessed this kind of thing first hand and have walked more than once.

    • @thelastspartan
      @thelastspartan 3 роки тому +3

      Dammmmnnnn amen! 🙏 Amen!!!! Pastor DGembo22 well said!!! Lemme get an amen 🙏

    • @juniortj9428
      @juniortj9428 3 роки тому +10

      They say wiggle the giggle attract foolish men. Grab the PS5 bro. You don't need a woman who is damaged like that, comparing herself with PS5. Be warned tho, you choose PS5, better sleep with your eyes open.

  • @SapphireMoon1042
    @SapphireMoon1042 Рік тому +122

    We gamers can never be broken. 😂❤️😂❤️

    • @robertrichardson8808
      @robertrichardson8808 Рік тому +4

      That's right

    • @rukawacloudstrife2114
      @rukawacloudstrife2114 Рік тому +3

      You never experience heaven too 😅😅😅

    • @alanmathias6706
      @alanmathias6706 Рік тому +4

      yeah but that's just a machine
      of course i love my console but at least you're not alone with a girlfriend
      and if she leaves you , you get another one 😎

    • @SolarCrownAE
      @SolarCrownAE Рік тому

      Yeah at least

  • @rupankakalita150
    @rupankakalita150 Місяць тому

    The PS5 didn't even have to move to get his attention.😂

  • @casinoJ.
    @casinoJ. 3 роки тому +144

    “What’s gonna happen to the ps5” “what’s gonna happen to you” mans needed to weigh out every outcome before deciding 😂

  • @Kin0001
    @Kin0001 2 роки тому +334

    This ain’t even a question of course I’d go with the Ps5

  • @gilgamesh10
    @gilgamesh10 8 місяців тому +728

    PS5 has a slim version.

    • @HooxNZ
      @HooxNZ 7 місяців тому +9

      Hahaha

    • @jayhovah5621
      @jayhovah5621 7 місяців тому +23

      Omg... I'm not going to say this girl is even what I would consider thick... But those clothes are so ridiculously unflattering 😂

    • @zonxgi
      @zonxgi 7 місяців тому +8

      Oooh.. that was devastating! 😄

    • @PinkoKane
      @PinkoKane 7 місяців тому +7

      I came to write something similar, but it wouldn't be as good as this comment.

    • @amogussus21
      @amogussus21 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@jayhovah5621nice broom

  • @AmusedPassport-ec1lv
    @AmusedPassport-ec1lv 20 днів тому +1

    that ps5 will still look hot in 5 years

  • @Kairu99
    @Kairu99 3 роки тому +76

    The ps5 is gonna last longer than their relationship with an attitude like that

    • @VergilYamato8
      @VergilYamato8 2 роки тому +2

      True very true

    • @adventure_gamer8179
      @adventure_gamer8179 2 роки тому +6

      Also there are less PS5‘s than these girls…
      (7 Months later)

    • @jun4466
      @jun4466 2 роки тому +6

      The fact that she has to give him an ultimatum shows her level of insecurity. She's not worth it at all.

  • @Ronzeru
    @Ronzeru Рік тому +297

    Glad I don't have to pick, as my gf is the one that bought me my PS5 and enjoys being with me as I play it cuz she's also into gaming.

  • @dylanjb4065
    @dylanjb4065 2 роки тому +51

    “I will let you touch me like you touch your controller”
    Me who throws my controller around the room:

  • @Apotheke76
    @Apotheke76 28 днів тому +1

    PS5 of course, PS5 don't ask stupid question!

  • @justquan1805
    @justquan1805 3 роки тому +86

    The way i think of it is…my console has picked me up from depressed times…my console loves me unconditionally…my console has been with me when no one else was…and if for some reason i lose you my console will still b there

    • @lordspalse0062
      @lordspalse0062 3 роки тому +15

      I cried when I sold my ps4 pro despite already buying a ps5.

    • @russiankodiak6849
      @russiankodiak6849 3 роки тому +13

      @@lordspalse0062 I don’t resale, I usually just buy the new consoles while keeping the old ones. I got a PS3, PS4, and PS5. I sometimes hop on the PS3 to relive Black Ops 2 and my old Minecraft maps that I can’t transfer 😔

    • @lordspalse0062
      @lordspalse0062 3 роки тому +1

      @@russiankodiak6849 wow i miss blackops 2 so much.

    • @russiankodiak6849
      @russiankodiak6849 3 роки тому +1

      @@lordspalse0062 I still play it sometimes for the memories, tho there aren’t many people on nowadays 😕

    • @coryhoneycutt3699
      @coryhoneycutt3699 2 роки тому

      A good woman can do all those things.

  • @Cuh-bruh
    @Cuh-bruh 2 роки тому +63

    When I turn on the ps5 it actually pleases me

  • @MattCrow-y1t
    @MattCrow-y1t 9 місяців тому +163

    She just proved why he should choose the PS5 😅😅😅

    • @zayd7282
      @zayd7282 8 місяців тому +2

      Ultimatum should always loose in my book even if i hv to sleep hugging my chicken

  • @spacetimerunner
    @spacetimerunner 2 місяці тому

    When you're in the mood but chose PS5:
    "Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

  • @thegreyarea9304
    @thegreyarea9304 6 місяців тому +173

    A PS5 has never cheated on me......

  • @playtime2198
    @playtime2198 Рік тому +407

    Damn, She raised that console just the way Kratos raised his axe to cut down that damn tree😂😂

  • @jaywhitaker1147
    @jaywhitaker1147 2 роки тому +120

    The comment section is what makes this vid the absolute best lmao

  • @omegaXjammur
    @omegaXjammur 2 місяці тому

    "PS5 Pro or me?" bout to hit different.