Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Brendan Schaub - Colorado Kid
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- Опубліковано 7 тра 2022
- Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast is back with podcast host and stand up comedian Brendan Schaub. You Know Brendan Schaub from The Schaub Show, The Fighter and the Kid, Joe Rogan Podcast, Flagrant 2 Podcast w/ Andrew Schulz & The King and the Sting!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans? - Комедії
Get Theo von on this show NOW!!! That episode would blow your hair back
The rat king would blow their minds, and vibe well with these 2
OMG that would be epic!!!
OMFG i said this yesterday!!!! I'd pay extra for that ep!
I remember one time...
We would need 3 hours
Kippy: “I’ll school ya on kia, because that’s my forte” is fucking hilarious
Sad to admit, but I used to drive one
“So you guys know how the Ferrari thing works?”
Toby : “we do not”😂 had me dyin
> toby points at Foley
"If you can fit THAT in a Ferrari, Ill quit this job and come work for you....."
@@OutlierConcepts Like Jonah Hill in Wolf of Wall St
@@samanthab1923 exactly what I was thinking 😂😂😂
Brandons insecurities stick out more than Foleys tongue when he laughs
Haha that made me laugh out loud.
I'm here for these kind of comments today. 👍
My man
What about your insecurities posting on a comment about another GROWN man on UA-cam comments. Bet you 40k you don’t say that to his face 🍻
@@BenR99 You must be new to this whole internet thing
the comments are gonna be wild for this one. have fun replying kippy
Lol dipping outta this one
@@AreYouGarbage Incoming hate train Choo choo 🚂
@@AreYouGarbage haha smart move bruv
@@AreYouGarbage at least you know lol
@@AreYouGarbage I respect the move
Get this mockery of a human being outta here
I love how Kippy hasn’t responded to any of the comments this episode lol.
Love youse guys!
He did answer just one when it first dropped but might have deleted it lol
Great observation. The boys are in damage control mode. Bad timing lol
The laughs they must be having though; you know they are still here reading
@@eversayala9944 100% they are smart to drop it when they did! They aren’t involved with Brendans boys club but any press is good press
@@Spawn303 facts; and by extension they may have helped schaub get at least some more views. I doubt too many Ayg fans are also big on weet coast comedians lol
I just want y’all to know we are strictly only here for AYG😂
Oh shit, here we go again with this guy 🤥
Well, it was actually pretty great! They did an awesome job with him👍
Bubba water we dunn here
@@bori1986 papa
Love it when Foley makes eye contact with TBone to blast Brendan for wearing cleats to school 😂
Cleats as regular shoes is crazy!
You know what’s funnier? The fact that these guys normally interact well with the fans in the comments. They are very silent now lol
@@BeerDad69 you aren't wrong 😂 probably sitting back going "the fuck did we just get ourselves wrapped up in?"
@@Your_Mailman_Grows_7121
Full disclosure, I love this show so much but it doesn’t outweigh the awful unfunny handjob this guy is. I couldn’t listen to any of it
LMAO the timing of this is p funny.
What'd I miss?! 🧐
@@SycsFinest watch the h3h3 pod for the first 20 minutes lol brandon bullied bobby with his friends
I’m a Schaub fan but I gotta admit the timing is hilarious 😆
Heard about it on Timmy D's pod this morning. Don't care enough to actually look into it however.
@@dumbass0621 I would rather put a fire out with my face than listen to Ethan Klein speak for 1 second
i am bobby lee
Is the first non-comedian AYG guest?
Whatch Brendan around your Ladies AYG....ask Bobby Lee.
Yea ask a liar and believe him, smort
@@BACNandEGGS brenda admitted it, dip$hit
Love you guys, hate swab. You guys are literally turning water into wine this episode.
water…
water we dune hair?
Name the wadders Jesse
@@hockstaa530 not wadder b, whisgey, tiger thigg wisgey bapa.
@@andrewut7ya511 big gay lion! wheres my wiggs 🔑
🌳 🦁 🖐 🥃
Brendan Schaub is the new Carlos mencia ...Ugh oh, get ready for more stolen ideas. I recommend the flagrant 2 with him on.
Ask him if he's ever bullied a friend after he hit on that friend's wife and she talked about it on a podcast. He'll love that
Also ask Bobby what kind of a man would give permission to his woman to get mashed by some dude in Hawaii. Sick.
@@englishforsrilanka2535 that is their business. There is freedom in America, you know, and people don't judge others if they decide to have an open marriage. Loser
Lmao I agree w you 100% Michael
@@englishforsrilanka2535 what couples do in their relationship is 100 percent none of anyones business lol you’re obviously not from around here.
@@erikbarajas8499 I don't have to be from around any particular region to have a sense of decency. Also, without a doubt what they do is their business, as is my right to say that I find it disgusting that a man is okay with another man railing his wife. But I suppose to each his/her own. Also I suppose the fact that Bobby was severely molested as a child has broken his sense of what's right and what's wrong. I remember hearing in tigerbelly podcasts that his father used to beat his mother and abused both his brother and him.
I find Brendan especially funny when he repeated every punchline the actual comedians in the room said.
Holy moley so true
He does that all the time! On King and the Sting its the worst.
It actually compliments the guy who said it first
@@livinglife1089 Does it though? He usually does it multiple times per episode on KATS, and adds no value. He's just a parrot
It’s how he makes his money, what an absolute talent.
Threatening Bobby lee is almost as trashy as threatening to sue someone for telling the truth
I don’t believe a word that comes out of Bobby’s mouth
i mean bobby was literally running away from Ari so i can only imagine hes peeking out a set of hotel blinds someware looking for shaub. That being said if anyone deserves an ass beating its bobby. Tho id argue not as much as captain 'lets sue every other podcast on the planet'
That makes him a bad person, not trash. You can be trash and not be the a scumbag
@@mushroom6707 bobby also pretends he was molested by a downs guy, if you have listened to everything bobby does he has admitted the guy wasn’t downs and that it maybe didn’t even happen. Bobby lies A LOT…and his lady is a liar who enjoys starting fights. If you’ve ever dated a sociopathic narcissist, she ticks all the boxes.
@@mushroom6707 I did. And I have to agree with you. However, if you’ve ever watched Tigerbelly you know Bobby is sneaky and has a history of manipulation and lying about stories. Bobby genuinely was uncomfortable and I felt bad for him but I still don’t trust the guy
Water we dune hair, bapa.
More laughs in the first 90 seconds than bapa's whole spesh
So then Schwab started talking at 91 seconds?
@@SAFbikes cawlmedy
Hahaha!!! Brendans' gotten more laughs out of this episode of ayg then n e other thing, or content he has ever made or will make, and for the record... this might be close to the least funny episode of ayg... not bad tho
Hey Homie, can you explain the whole bapa thing? I'm not a fan of his necessarily but all the comments have this bapa shit
@@doughansen8805 it’s because he talks like a mo mo. Everything he says is really slow and not correct. Not to mention he lies about everything. So he says “papa” a lot but it comes out as bapa
Calling Shaub trash is an insult to all the garbage in the landfills
and calling him a comedian is even worse
I bet you never miss a podcast and watched both comedy specials though, right?
@@kinggordon8762 he has a comedy special??
@@kinggordon8762 Gawd Dawlg this thicccboi just loves Brensin Swib
what do u do?
Brendan “no one is allowed to make fun of me cuz I’m Joe Rogan’s power bottom!!” Schaub
#Phaaaaaag
PhatHeadAssGuy
I love the garbage move of having this guy on for the views…I love it! I’ll accept anything as long as you guys get more recognition.
fake biz doing its thing, props to them
Its definatly called are you garbage, aka could be called are you selling out.
Garbagios pizza!
Yes or yes?
Jimmy and foley are weirdly silent about responding to these comments for some reason
Here's a couple AYG questions. 1. Is it Garbage to ask who is essentially a co-worker for blowies in a parked car? 2. Is it Garbage to hit on a girl who is dating a friend who is also a co worker? 3. Is it Garbage to threaten to sue people just for telling a true story?
Here’s a question for you: Do you know that’s true? You literally just said it’s true so I’d like to know how you know that? I prefer due process.
He doesn't know shit.
@@justingagnier1394 I was there.
@@nextbizzy it’s true, I gave him a ride
Tut tut Due process. Can't trust a word that comes out of Bobby's mouth. He himself has admitted to being a pathological liar on his podcast many times over. Brendan's no easy guy to like but those two are textbook sociopaths.
hope he dont sue for custody of Toby or tries to get fresh with aunt Tooty
Best story Schaub ever told was when his dad and brother road rage fought some dude.
I'd love to see Chelsie Lynn on the pod ! 🔥
ooooo! definitely
Did you watch her on the most recent Whiskey Ginger with Santino? GOLD!
Chelcie would be great on this.😂 They might consider adding her as a third co-host after she comes on.😂 Not even as Trailer Trash Tammy! Her out of character, is great!
@@chrishan9122 yessss just at the airport and finished it now, did you see her on honeydew with Ryan sickler too? So good 🤓
@@christavanw7476 yes and Theo's awhile back!
When Andrew asked her what the difference between a single wide and double wide was and she was like they were new money! 😂
@@chrishan9122 SAME! 😂 lol i laughed so hard at that part too. I'll have to check out Theo's ! Thanks for the recommendation :) I bet their chemistry was great
"I get my comedy from my mom, she used to steal alot" lmfao some statements just hit home dont they
Lame
5 ⭐️’s
Did not play ball at Colorado for 4 yrs, transferred there before his junior year. And got cut from the nfl during try outs, never made a roster.
He lies non stop 😂
Glad he talked about this on tfatk and I came to watch. Hilarious and subscribed
All Hail the Slept King!
Nosotros Papaya!
Here for the comments haha 😂
Not a fan of Schaub but these guys can make anything work.
That’s why Brown loves them, because he shines in their form of comedy. They are the best, he is the worst.
I'd listen to these guys interview a corpse
8 shots of espresso as soon as I wake up, but idk why my anxiety is through the roof
Wonder if they ask “Have you ever texted Bobby Lee’s girlfriend late night with the intention of getting laid?”
Koko reaaaaaaaaaaly downplays how much Bappa was trying to hit that...
i mean is that a crime now? who hasnt sent dirty texts to bobbys gf?
@@TheRantinghick lmao 🤣
Haters think they coming off like moral monks but really sound like virgin incels. Bitch like getting spit roasted and pissed on, who wouldn't want to go for a spin... Definitely not one to allow yourself to drop the L bomb on, just drop some loads
I AM BOBBY LEE
This guy might get litigious brothers. Make sure tuddy stays away.
Nosotros papaya
Tbone: we've never had vegetables in here and now we got cauliflowers
😂
Nosotros papaya
"I have so much anxiety" - Shaub. 10 seconds before that "I have 8 shots of espresso in the morning, go run my errands get 8 more shots of espresso and I drink a reign energy drink during the podcast." Yeah, I wonder why you have so much anxiety Shaub smh.
Lmao WHERES KIPPY!?
If anyone should be cancelled, it’s Brendan Schaub lol
Foley's slow realization that Brendan has more money than he can comprehend was pretty good
Lol Brendan is lying about all of those cars, old Tfatk casual mma viewer and he sold a lot of those cars years ago, or just rented them
@@loganlaporte6946 i wonder how foley feels reading this comment when he can't even rent those cars
@@HarshNerf respect is better than money in a lot of ways
@@localwaterchamp7712 not really
@@HarshNerf I was stating an objective fact that should be obvious, not really looking to debate
Going to smack my head on concrete for half an hour to get in the proper mindset for this ep
100% B
Guy is crying 18 minutes in about his dads work success. Not about his brother beating him with bats and golf clubs in elementary
Brendan Schaub on AYG? Now that's a tough look. Don't get hemmed up with this bozo.
He’s definitely garbage, but not in a self-aware way
His fans translate to cash thats as green as any others. Dont blame Brendan. Blame his dumb fans for supporting him.
This is a fire episode tho
He's not garbage he's filth
If this is the first time you're watching this podcast, then DON'T WORRY... they usually interview comedians.
Which explains why a touring comedian is on. 🤯
Dont worry you wont be called on anytime soon
@@KB19910 Brendan spells it “Cawmedian” be respectful
@@Kobepwns921 your comment is the pinnacle of humour for Brendan's 'hadders'
Shout out to Foley and that note pad son🔥
he sold this big thing to a computer factory- the guy who says he tracked bobby lees ip and has 300 pages of proof
What’s the story on this?
Bobby Lee said that on H3H3 podcast.
@@heylady8169 its hard to trust anything bobby says hes a known liar and manipulator. I love watching him though.
Starting drama on this awesome comedy podcast, Ttttrrreeeash.😋
@@heylady8169 A couple give-aways that it's more than likely a bullshit story were "h3h3" and "bobby lee"
Schaub is a bully. Bobby Lee is a sweetheart and doesn’t deserve to be treated so bad.
you lost me at bobby being a sweetheart
@@xmathmanx lol 😂 he’s a nice guy
They trash Bobby Lee on here?? If so AYG can go get fckd
he is and bobby does in fact deserve to be bullied, I cant think of a more deserving person than bobby lee
the lee brothers are eeeehhhhh but i agree it’s fucked up how he was bullied
I am definitely subscribing to you guys. Love the format of this podcast. Keep up the great work.
I love how he’s podcast touring in a huge scandal and he’s getting more haydurs than fans lol
And more money than both put together
@@joshsands8691 money don't maddur b, he's living in constant shame and misery. He cant buy out of alcoholism and sadness.
@@_deadwait funny how your talking shit about schuab yet you're using his lingo to try and be cool lmao your haters are really his biggest fans but just can't admit it
@@_deadwait and that's what broke people say, money makes the world go round that's reality life isn't fair you can tell yourself that bullshit all you want but money is everything that's the cruel reality
@@syre456 nah theres studies on this. After 75 -100k (amount depends on cost of living) there is no noticeable effect on mood. Basically, once you can afford everything you need and mostly what you want, you get disillusioned and more money doesnt help you. You got shit covered, your stress is gone. Now the darkness creeps in bc you're a piece of shit that runs from your problems.
Also, I'm not broke, I life a good lifestyle I can afford while following my dreams It's more likely that you're broke and unfulfilled because you believe money solves your problems.
Brandon with the TigerBelly hat 😂😂
Hahah nice
Isss a thiggggboi hat bapacito
“I drink 12 diet cokes a day” pretty sure that’s something that Bert Kreischer does or used to do, I guess Brendan has moved from stealing jokes to stealing other comedians shticks
he also drinks 8 espresso's every morning. the man just does cocaine.
Get a life
Lamest comment ever. Just finding some lame shit to hate on kid. Go fuck or go outside. Know u don’t do any of that
nah bert kreischer is a proud koolaid man
Yeah bro Bert owns the whole drinking Diet Coke “schtick”..
The only crazy thing about Brandon's life story, Is that these 2 dudes acted genuinely interested in it
sounds like someones jealous to me lmao 🤣
Sad but true
Damn. I generally don't read the comments. I checked these ones out, a bit. I'll just continue to say that I love you fools. Thanks for all the chuckles. Please keep it up. If you want to make every episode a win just try to wink in every episode.
Schaub, likes to sue youtubers. Watch out guys
Not just UA-camrs - he sent papers to the female comedians for talking about it
and threatening Bobby Lee. thats what he's good at
I like how we shoe horns his little chew tobacco on every pod he goes on. We ged it Brenda
First time seeing this podcast. Heard Brenden talking on his podcasts about it and he was right. It's a really unique idea and they are great together. Very funny and they keep it interesting. I'm a fan now.
Same here, it's my first time watching and I loved it! I've heard Luis J Gomes talk about em before but never checked out the show. Glad I did tho, I'll def sub and be back!!
Same
Brenda might sue if you're mean to him
What episode was he talking about it on?
@@EzziiG ua-cam.com/video/reOKQ84Dspo/v-deo.html 34.00
Brendan: I like leaving the gummy bears out to get stale. I like them hard.
Kippy: This guy is a shark.😂😂😂😂
I do the same I literally have a bag open right bow
I too am big fan of a finely aged gummy.
If that floats your boat, try letting Peeps getting stale until they turn into taffy.
TRASH-TRAsh-trash
Brendan‘s favorite comedy is early 2000s SNL, checks out.
The best thing on the internet !! love these guys ... i relate hard with Foley !!
Tough crowd, eh? Enjoyed the episode. Remember what Abraham Lincoln said "Don't believe everything you see on the interwebs"
The timing on this ep lmao.
We all knew Brandon was allergic to cats. Especially the homeless kind.
who the hell is Brandon
@@TG-tc8lu Lmfao. Wadder?
Weed
Dune
Hair. back to the fryers b. its a busy day.
Cleats at Chilli’s is a 100x better premise than anything he’s ever put in a special
Only Brendan would reference a f'n swimmer when talkin about dominating field day,
Love you guys. Couldn’t do this one. Sorry. I know my opinion doesn’t matter. Stay on the east coast. See you next time.
Is he garbage? No. Garbage is funnier than Brenda Slob
shaubs face realizing his mom stole the bird... it's 100% best example of this podcast.
Can you even get suspended from school for 4 months?? I believe the max long term suspension possible is 45 days, anything more than that you just get expelled.
May be state by state rule. Idk.
Dude is a pathological liar
@@thepowerofmyth Yes you are right it is a state by state rule. In Colorado where he and his brother went to school the maximum long term suspension is 25 days not 45.
Brendan is 100% lying about that, his brother never got suspended for 4 months, they would have just expelled him rather than suspend him for an entire semester.
To the guys at are you garbage: you guys are quickly becoming an every week thing for me, you guys are fucking awesome, keep it up!
This show is pretty great thank you Brendan for talking them up on TFATK
BRENDEN SCHUAB stop making ghost accounts to say positive things.
You guys didn’t need an episode for this - I could have told you the answer
can't wait to see you guys in Chicago Wed! Driving all way from Iowa to come see yall! hopefully we can grab beers after the show!
“I’m not a violent guy, man”. Except that time I threw my room mate through a window, after spitting in his face and cussing his mom out on the phone. But “in a good guy, dude”
I can't even start this ep, it'll hurt my soul. But I get it and will help the algorithm by leaving this comment.
You're the perfect example of having to hold onto your hate cuz your weak identity depends on it
I thought this was a podcast about comedians who are garbage, not garbage comedians.
Hes legit human garbage... not the fun kind.
Well said
Ding ding ding we have a winner. Hahahaha
im offended you think hes a comedian at all.
🔥
This was awesome. You guys are hilarious..subscribed!
"Were you a strawberry milk kid? "
"What the fuck do you think? "
😂😂😂
Brendon feels like a big man threatening little Bobby Lee. What a joke!
Cawlmedy
Be careful who’s bullshit you believe, Bobby and that fake accent girlfriend love drama and lying
You believe bobby lee? Like anything he says ever?
@@SilentSix Brendon being a bully would never surprise me.
But Kahlyla hasn’t groomed Bobby into being in an open relationship either not like 2 ppl could be wrong
First time hearing you guys. Gonna check out a episode with a better guest.
Good call
Burt’s ep was epic
Ray kump, Zac amico and tim dillon have been some good ones
PLEASE DO, the entire rest of their backlog is great
Akaash and Ian fidance have been some of my fav eps, recommended
I love when people call themselves a “gear head” when they probably couldn’t change a tire.
"Someone turned on the microwave and he freaked out" is one of the best lines by the big man!
These guys brought out the best of Brendan. Fantastic podcast amazing episode!
Nice try...Brendan.
@@ripdroson 😂
Lmao. Brendan absolutely stinks. The only laughs and good content came from the AYG boys.
I actually enjoyed Brendan on this pod… #nobot
The melk killed me
I'll be watching all of these as long as you guys are doing em!
23:45 “it wasn’t like a peacock” literally 5 seconds later “I think it was a peacock”
Brandon has got to be one of the least funny professional comedians I've ever heard of and I know who Hannah Gatsby is
The first two people to laugh at something schwab said. Keep up the charitable contributions
18:10 when the cop in Dumb and Dumber drinks the piss beer
For anyone who doesn't know who Brendan Schaub is...1. He's not a comedian 2. He's currently trying to cancel and sue a UA-camr (for exposing him) cancel and sue a Real comedian (Bobby Lee) all the while he complains every episode on his podcast about cancel culture and free speech 🙄.
100% correct
Objection your honor, hearsay
Well said
@@BACNandEGGS lmao
He lied about headlining MoonTower comedy show and was only performing Satellite, which then became cancelled because he could sell enough tickets. This is an example of his compulsive lying, needless lying.
I, for one, can not wait to hear T-Bone's hi-pitched fast spoken acknowledgement of the timing of this guest at the worst possible moment in the next episode. Love you guys, ride or die, F the BS tho. Bobby is my guy.
Please god let this be THE THING that makes Bappa crawl unda a rawk and kills off thier whole THICC BOY network.
BS is so fitting for BS’s initials lmao
It’s fitting BS are his initials. It’s all he spews.
Saget is safe doe (obviously)
@@Spawn303 god Damn it I just wrote that without seeing your comment lol
@@j.b.7133 that’s funny! My initials are JB… our comment about initials are so close and your UA-cam user name is my initials… are you me and I am you ? Lol
Credit for these guys trying to make Brenda interesting
Schaub’s comedy is garbaggio.
It's fucking garbage juice.
Shaub go on skanks
You know a guy likes to party when he's pissed at a bottle of water 😂😂😂
He started drinking in his 30’s 🥴
I love this podcast, but I can't stand this guy so this is the one episode I will skip, don't let him steal your material or your show guys, see ya next episode.
Calling Brendan trash is an insult to styrofoam
Love this podcast and loved this episode. So hilarious. Yousse keep it up.