France - Swimmy Germany/Prussia - Bokoen UK - Jake China - ISP Russia - Braun Austria - Golden USA - Peef Spain - Vik For those who dont wanna go back to 0:20
The tale of Swimmy is a tale of resolution, determination, and final victory. A man who can take death war over Sardinia with a smirk is truly a terrifying man. Golden lost
I keep coming back to this classic. This masterpiece. His country occupied for most of the game yet the iron-willed swigma keeps holding on with a shit eating grin on his face, meanwhile the main character Gordon ragequits the moment it looks like the tides are turning. And Bo living his own Shakespearean tragedy where the guy he shilled for all game just ups and leaves and he is left with broken dreams of hot gay sex. Sometimes even if we do everything for our loved ones, it's just not enough. Thank you the reddest of pees for chronicling this saga. May you find the urologist you need.
I think its good that Bo would cut out content like that, there is a narrative to be told no matter how biased it is and actually encourages us to like seek out the facts from the other side. Its also more fun when there is this feel of who is truly good or evil in these comedic matches lol
God this has to be archived and displayed as a work of art. Future generations will use this as a case study in psychology and how to mentally dominate someone like Gordon. This marks the point of no return where bo irrevertably transitioned into femkoen
I respect the fact that Swimmy tries to throw a wrench into everything, probably the best character in the Bokoen cinematic universe. Then it just spiralled out of fucking control, like the thing is too France and the Hapsburgs were never on great terms so realistically France would stand up to them expanding westwards.
If you watch these two videos back to back it kinda proves that Bo is a bit of an egomaniac. Often watching hoi games I see him off in his own little world on arguments, which he normally manages to spin in his favor in the videos that come out. To be honest I'm not sure if he's ever going to change but he still puts out great videos.
I doubt he is like that is real life. I think the reason he makes the videos so one sided is to entertain us. Which is funnier a team of coherent players or a team of people spazzing out?
Thank you @Red_Pee for fighting the Bo's propaganda against Swimmy. If Swimmy wins, it's a W. If Swimmy loses, it because he was memeing for the script. (Totally not farming a like from the creator [I might not be a Denmark Rat but, I have studied the blade])
I really look forward to the Vicky 3 comp. Where Swimmy starts the 'continental system' against Prussia and destroys his enemy through pure economics. They can't deathwar, if their economy is in free fall.
Not sure what the rule set is but peacing out ai separately in a player war is generally frowned upon. You can see Golden peaced out Sardinia separately if you look around the 3:09 time stamp
😂 I was not expecting the "Police Story" theme to play. I just kinda sat there a bit stunned like: No. NO! NOOOOO!😂😂😂😂 Fucking love that theme and those movies. Also Swimmy looks exactly as I expected him too.😂
"There's terrorist cells in Bosnia. The Jews again!" Sounds so funny out of context, like there are Jewish terrorists in Bosnia. If anyone is wondering, it was actually that Israel got formed and that causes events to constantly pop up about the Jews emigrating to Palestine. So he was actually just complaining about pop ups
France - Swimmy
Germany/Prussia - Bokoen
UK - Jake
China - ISP
Russia - Braun
Austria - Golden
USA - Peef
Spain - Vik
For those who dont wanna go back to 0:20
The fact that swimmy actually looks like a normal person is beyond me
It's messing me up more than when I first saw Bo
@@subhuman2433 fr, at least most the time Bo says normal stuff
@@Yesunfortunately-r1x "I pissed on my friends for fun and I admit it on the Internet in my content, also, I don't find anything wrong with it"
@@martinhorvath4117 most the time
@@Yesunfortunately-r1x cmon man, it was a funny joke 😔
swimmy is undoubtedly the best character in the bokoen extended universe
We need to get him his own spin-off serie
Preach, brother
Him, golden and Braun in my opinion
He exists purely to make games more interesting.
as long as you aren't his ally, yes
Holy shit. I've never watched from a non bo perspective. I always sided with bo. I never would have guessed he's the real villain of this group.
Evilkoen1
He's Ratkoen1 for a reason.
Nah when you watch any vids on strategic games - just dont side with anyone in most of them most players are wrong in one way or another
You would trust in a Snake? I certainly wouldn't
bo has an evil energy compared to swimmy
The tale of Swimmy is a tale of resolution, determination, and final victory. A man who can take death war over Sardinia with a smirk is truly a terrifying man. Golden lost
Amen.
Seeing Swimmy broke some level of immersion but I recovered in time for the ending
I keep coming back to this classic. This masterpiece. His country occupied for most of the game yet the iron-willed swigma keeps holding on with a shit eating grin on his face, meanwhile the main character Gordon ragequits the moment it looks like the tides are turning. And Bo living his own Shakespearean tragedy where the guy he shilled for all game just ups and leaves and he is left with broken dreams of hot gay sex. Sometimes even if we do everything for our loved ones, it's just not enough. Thank you the reddest of pees for chronicling this saga. May you find the urologist you need.
The Shakespearian tragedy of missing out on got gay sex
The peace deal window around swimmy grows exponentially through the video.
It is absolutely criminal that we didn’t get to see the end of ISP’s China character arc. I really hope he gets to play it again sometime.
Westernised isp dominating europe? Epic
Exactly I really want to see ISPs heroin fueled Qing game
@@proactiveomnipresentvessel6569 What? Hello? I can't hear you because you're not in Shanghai!
Man Peef is so vicious, it's amazing, Bo definitely cuts out a lot of stuff.
I think its good that Bo would cut out content like that, there is a narrative to be told no matter how biased it is and actually encourages us to like seek out the facts from the other side. Its also more fun when there is this feel of who is truly good or evil in these comedic matches lol
This would make so much sense except it’s Braun who edits the videos
@@Vienic2 Braun doesn't edit all the videos, and this one is over 2 years old, I believe Braun started editing stuff for bo maybe a year ago.
God this has to be archived and displayed as a work of art. Future generations will use this as a case study in psychology and how to mentally dominate someone like Gordon. This marks the point of no return where bo irrevertably transitioned into femkoen
Gordon lost, comton my eyes
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I respect the fact that Swimmy tries to throw a wrench into everything, probably the best character in the Bokoen cinematic universe. Then it just spiralled out of fucking control, like the thing is too France and the Hapsburgs were never on great terms so realistically France would stand up to them expanding westwards.
Excellent video!!! I cannot believe that Bo would make chad swimmy look so awful!! GOLDEN LOST!!!!!!
I’m literally shaking and crying rn how could he do this to us
If you watch these two videos back to back it kinda proves that Bo is a bit of an egomaniac. Often watching hoi games I see him off in his own little world on arguments, which he normally manages to spin in his favor in the videos that come out. To be honest I'm not sure if he's ever going to change but he still puts out great videos.
Bo is a true propagandist while our man Swimmy is a sigma male
Never trust people who piss on their friends.
It's a Napoleon Complex
Does he need to change?
If he is like this in a situation other than a gaming session, sure
I doubt he is like that is real life. I think the reason he makes the videos so one sided is to entertain us. Which is funnier a team of coherent players or a team of people spazzing out?
Thank you @Red_Pee for fighting the Bo's propaganda against Swimmy.
If Swimmy wins, it's a W. If Swimmy loses, it because he was memeing for the script.
(Totally not farming a like from the creator [I might not be a Denmark Rat but, I have studied the blade])
I really look forward to the Vicky 3 comp. Where Swimmy starts the 'continental system' against Prussia and destroys his enemy through pure economics.
They can't deathwar, if their economy is in free fall.
Bo on Prussia and Braun on Russia...
I already see where this is gonna go
To anybody who doesn't have the time to figure out which video this is in Bokoen1's channel, it's the 'Swiss Neutrality' Vic 2 MP in a Nutshell.
Absolutely wonderous editing, I shall watch your career with great interest.
Thank you, this is actually the first time I’ve ever video edited
these videos are unironically more entertaining than watching a bo video in my opinion i keep coming back to them keep it up
the newspapers are S-tier
"Ark of the Covenant found in Ethiopia"
oh my god this is so good please do more, i love the newspapers too lmfao
Thank you
bro, how tf aren't you blowing up with this style of editing? It's bussing
Society
4:25
I still will never forgive them for the paradox quiz show
I rewatch all these videos every few months, they're just exquisite
Bro this was beautiful, you have gained a new subscriber and a follower of the Swigma ways
Not sure what the rule set is but peacing out ai separately in a player war is generally frowned upon. You can see Golden peaced out Sardinia separately if you look around the 3:09 time stamp
Do more, I have your goddamn pet crab as a hostage and I am not afraid to cook a delicious meal with it
No please no not the crab NO PLEASE
THE SEER AMOUNT OF REFERENCES IN THE NEWSPAPERS
Alright, I love the thing you did with the newspaper, it's so awesome
4:23 No way you put a bloody ONN reference in there xD
they gaslight swimmy like he's a battered wife
Reading the newspapers to find easter eggs made my day.
Omg this is what swimmy looks like? Never watched any of his vids lol
Yeah his UA-cam channel is very underrated
his hair is fucking green so it blends in with the damn greenscreen every time i notice this it makes me go a little more insane
Also dont worry man, i read the fake newspapers you wrote
They were hella funny
Hmmm I don't remember seeing that roasting session in femkoen's edit
I love the Jackie Chan music you put with it lmao
It is the Shanghai committee after all
Thank God I'm not alone in immediately recognized it.❤
6:15 "ark of the covenant found in ethiopia" taking the bo lore way to hard XD
You definietly deserve way more subs dude. Amazing editing! 👍
Huh, What a odd plan, Bo.
15:31 They doubted Golden's loads, then THIS happened
Those bokoen1 videos are truly state sponsored bo propaganda
The newspaper articles are great
😂 I was not expecting the "Police Story" theme to play. I just kinda sat there a bit stunned like: No. NO! NOOOOO!😂😂😂😂
Fucking love that theme and those movies. Also Swimmy looks exactly as I expected him too.😂
beautiful
Amazing content, I can’t stop laughing
"There's terrorist cells in Bosnia. The Jews again!" Sounds so funny out of context, like there are Jewish terrorists in Bosnia.
If anyone is wondering, it was actually that Israel got formed and that causes events to constantly pop up about the Jews emigrating to Palestine. So he was actually just complaining about pop ups
I love this video so much 😍
The danevirke is like that thing from game of thrones honestly
This happens because bo can not stop meatriding golden 'the game ruiner' in vicky 2
Wait I thought Braun was the game ruiner
Pls More swimmy
Epic
Oh this was the game that golden and bo game ruined super quickly
1:34 Cavalry?! Bruh
why is noone mobilizing?
They do actually
age of what?
What mod? Ultimate mod?
Huh what map mod is that
Unfortunately I don't have the vod anymore, but you can try asking on the discord
The Mod is called "HFM Redux Map".
Golden really is a burden...
#Don’tTrustTheRat #Ratkoen1