Sheffield - lawless city

For another year Sheffield drivers push the boundaries of the summer tyres on snow. They are very persistent, I'll give them that...
You could see the local police being very helpful on at least two occasions.
Once skipping their meal to tackle a difficult situation a mile up the road and another one when they park their van so that no danger for traffic is created.
Well done SYP! It's not illegal so why not park a van there...
Local council closely following behind by preventing bad parking, taking care of easing bus traffic and improving pedestrian safety! Well done SCC! You are the best!
Tailgating has never been a problem if you ask me, also driving slow where you need to drive fast and vice versa - why would that be risky?
Parking on pavements... come on.. f*ck the pedestrians, right... Money is more important than lives.
Indicating and high vis vests are for pussies. I mean, if you are coming out of a petrol station stuffing your mouth with a sandwich, how are you expected to indicate and steer at the same time, right? And if you're passing between vehicles on tram tracks - that is really safe, right?...
IT IS MEGA IMPORTANT THAT YOU REACH THE NEXT RED LIGHT FIRST! AT ALL COSTS! If you stick to this rule - you get a bonus for Christmas. If you're muslim - you get bonus for Ramadan.