Last time I tried to get up cause I needed to pee ASAP, was on edge of peeing my pants, the cat decided to dig all her claws in me. It wasnt even my cat.
i just had a UTI, and omg you do not want that. i found out so late and it started turning into a kidney infection. i went to school through the pain bc i thought it would pass, but i ended up fainting and being taken to the hospital from how much pain i was in. totally not worth it, had to go on 3 different types of pills for 10 days, and ended up taking 100+ pills.
@@catalina1816I know from experience that it doesn’t take long for a UTI to get really painful, really fast, but… I must confess, I’m writing this at dawn, while two of our five cats are draped across me, sound asleep and looking absolutely adorable, but the cries of pain my bladder is making have become too loud to ignore, so it’s time for me to slide out from under their warm little bodies and make a sprint to the ladies’ room 🙀
@@pollyhannahestherbriggs Bro you know nothing about math! math is not about numbers! It's about sets and structures! Have you ever heard about abstract algebra or topology or anything? In intuitionism school of mathemtics, even logics is a branch of mathematics!
Oh I was thinking to get a cat 🐈 because they are not doggies that need a morning walk. But what do cats require in the morning? I will prepare the night before for them 😂😅😊❤
"If you even breathe in my direction at 4 P.M." This is SUCH A MOOD from my cat. We swear she has an internal alarm set for 4 A.M. when she demands attention and will BITE YOUR NOSE to wake you up for it.
This is our Sheba. She will lick or gently bite my nose. If I happen to get up to go use the bathroom, she's sitting on the corner of the bed ready to play. When my husband gets up to get ready for work she will follow him around the house while getting ready and then will sit with him at my desk while he does paperwork for work. She's a stray that my husband rescued from the streets 2 months ago and I truly feel she's grateful we brought her home..... she's one spoiled kitty
@@Savvy1718lol mine drags this wand around and while he’s doing it he does this cry with it in his mouth… it’s so loud and he does it until he drops the wand at my bed
I was staying at my cousin's house over the weekend due to some work and his cat slept on my lap for 9 hrs straight I fell asleep while in a seated position and didn't eat anything until she got off me the next morning
Someone had obviously done their Chaos Theory PHD here & discovered Cat Math. Feline Unpredictability Algorithms. The next leap forward to understanding women. Someone design an App for this Please. Ta 😊
These are actions that have been going on in my house since I got my Logan. I just never realized it was Cat Math. Thank you, Ringo for educating me. 😻😁😻
I miss my beautiful, funny, smart, fluffy, wide-eyed Hunter so much it hurts. I lost him about 1 year ago after 18 wonderful years, and my heart still aches for him so much! Enjoy every moment with your baby!
Oh hon, bless your heart, so very sorry for your loss😢 I lost my baby Buddy (my 18 month old mini Main Coon) a year ago this month and my grief is still raw & unbearable.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!!!! IT IS "ALL" SO VERY REAL ..... CAT MATH = THEIR OWNERSHIP! THEY OWN US.....NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! THEIR HABITS AND OURS DO MEET IN THE MIDDLE ON A DAILY BASES. IT IS ABSOLUTE DEDICATED FURR-EVER AND A LIFETIME TRUE BLUE LOVE ....... THANK YOU FOR SHARING!
I swear this is the real life inner dialogue of a cat. Only we cant hear it xD This guy and his videos are the best could totally imagine my cat saying this
My cat required that I sign off on her house rules before I brought her home from the shelter. When I violate one, she will un scroll the list and angrily point to the infraction. Love that girl 😂
This is definitely my cat at 4 am! “I will wake you up at 4 am with my zoomies for a simple request to feed me”. Definitely my Cat Ricky.She jumps on the bed and stares and meows at me until I wake up
True, one time Honey was sitting on my lap and wouldn’t get off… and I was running late! She even bit me when I tried to get her off, haha “ don’t be so dramatic, you’re not even bleeding 😼” Lol!
“What’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine” -Ringo 2023
Is this worthy of being remembered as the quote of the year?😹😹😹👍
@@ringodanyan 😍😍♥️♥️
@@ringodanyan Ringo all of my things belong to you 🙇♂️
Doraemon character also said it
@@ringodanyanyeah most of it can be his but dont feed him chocolate or any other thing that can be toxic to cats no matter how much he begs for it
"don't be dramatic, you are not even bleeding" 😂😂😂
Internal bleeding :D
Might not bleed but you're freaking hurting me😂😂😂
The cat has a point suck it up princess
POV All "back in my day type parents" : 🤣🤣😭😭
Only one of my cats likes to hold on like that. It hurts! But he's cute, so I don't really complain
"What is yours is mine what's mine is mine"💀
Yeah right
“Furrever”
OMGGG LOOLLLL!!!!!!!!
Don't be dramatic, you're not even bleeding.LOL😂❤
That's my favorite 😂😂
Come pussy pussy catt come to me, I'm Asian
That funny but biting get you bleeding
@@Your_localfood-yeah biting does but love bites are just harmless nibbles. my cat used to do it all the time and it doesn't hurt
"Or I will pet you with my teeth" 😂
And those are love bites 😂
😂😂
Lol 😂
@sezn02 yes! My old cat used to nip me then spend ages licking it as though it were an apology ☺️
@@toby-nq9di omg that's cute 😂 she's is sowryy
"I don't care if you want to pee, you will get a UTI before you move me."
Bro got some bar
so true
Last time I tried to get up cause I needed to pee ASAP, was on edge of peeing my pants, the cat decided to dig all her claws in me. It wasnt even my cat.
i just had a UTI, and omg you do not want that. i found out so late and it started turning into a kidney infection. i went to school through the pain bc i thought it would pass, but i ended up fainting and being taken to the hospital from how much pain i was in. totally not worth it, had to go on 3 different types of pills for 10 days, and ended up taking 100+ pills.
@@catalina1816u good?
@@catalina1816I know from experience that it doesn’t take long for a UTI to get really painful, really fast, but… I must confess, I’m writing this at dawn, while two of our five cats are draped across me, sound asleep and looking absolutely adorable, but the cries of pain my bladder is making have become too loud to ignore, so it’s time for me to slide out from under their warm little bodies and make a sprint to the ladies’ room 🙀
"Less talking and more feeding, peasant" 😂😂😂 so accurate!
Dog math?
"I will put my paw in the water" 😆
My mixed breed cats do that all the time... Even their own bowls.
LOL!!! "So, don't be dramatic; you're not even bleeding." 😂😂😂
School nurses be like
Hahahaha
Dont say "lol" cuz it dosent mean laugh out loud but live out lucifer😢
@@kwinailahjmdesilva9341 ...no "lol" means laugh out loud
@@kwinailahjmdesilva9341 bro where the hell are u getting this from.
One can not go against cat logic. 😂
I can🙎🏾
@@lexzangetsustarliburd3913
Hoax
But that's the thing it is not math. There's nothing numerical here.
@@pollyhannahestherbriggsYes, there isn't numericals here, but "conditionals" are math related so that counts I think.
@@pollyhannahestherbriggs Bro you know nothing about math! math is not about numbers! It's about sets and structures! Have you ever heard about abstract algebra or topology or anything? In intuitionism school of mathemtics, even logics is a branch of mathematics!
That ain't cat math, that's cat RULES 😂❤
"What's yours is mine, what's mine is mine!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 PRICELESS!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤ this video deserves its own award!! 🥇👍👍👍👍👍
Dont be dramatic, you're not even bleeding 🤣
😹😹😹😹😹😹👍
@@ringodanyan 😍😍♥️♥️
Yup!😂
Lol😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😸😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
So true
This is so accurate. I was never a morning person before I got a cat. I'm still not.
Oh no😂😂
saaaammmee😫
Oh I was thinking to get a cat 🐈 because they are not doggies that need a morning walk. But what do cats require in the morning? I will prepare the night before for them 😂😅😊❤
4am zoomies soo true unless you change when you feed them. 😂
"Everything is mine, you may eat or use it unless I am" is more accurate for my cats.
"What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine"
Quote of the year - Ringo 2023
"wat's yours is mine, whats mine is mine"
-Ringo 😻😻🗣️🔥🔥🔥 👁️👄👁️
The quote of the year 2023!😹😹😹🏆👍💖
@@ringodanyan 😍😍♥️♥️
least selfish cat
Sounds like a Democrat 😂
@@ringodanyanI literally lovvvve this video !!!! I love cats so much and this video literally describes my cat purrrfectly❤❤❤❤
"If you even breathe in my direction at 4 P.M." This is SUCH A MOOD from my cat. We swear she has an internal alarm set for 4 A.M. when she demands attention and will BITE YOUR NOSE to wake you up for it.
mine too w the nose bites, jesus cat
Mine wakes me up at 4 am by attacking my toes
This is making me grateful for my cat who does not do that! She just dive bombs onto me and then launches herself back out of the room 😂
This is our Sheba. She will lick or gently bite my nose. If I happen to get up to go use the bathroom, she's sitting on the corner of the bed ready to play. When my husband gets up to get ready for work she will follow him around the house while getting ready and then will sit with him at my desk while he does paperwork for work. She's a stray that my husband rescued from the streets 2 months ago and I truly feel she's grateful we brought her home..... she's one spoiled kitty
@@Savvy1718lol mine drags this wand around and while he’s doing it he does this cry with it in his mouth… it’s so loud and he does it until he drops the wand at my bed
"And i will wake you up at 4am every single day with some zoomies" 😂😂😂😂😂
I can't handle this much cuteness😭😭❤️❤️❤️
"Less talking more feeding peasant"
The "what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine" is so accurate 😂
Yeah😂
I was staying at my cousin's house over the weekend due to some work and his cat slept on my lap for 9 hrs straight
I fell asleep while in a seated position and didn't eat anything until she got off me the next morning
That's some dedication there@@ProudTurkroach
Someone had obviously done their Chaos Theory PHD here & discovered Cat Math. Feline Unpredictability Algorithms. The next leap forward to understanding women. Someone design an App for this Please. Ta 😊
@@nuiyui228
She is so fluffy and cute I couldn't muster the courage to move her
“ what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine” is so real 😂
The one where the cat lays down is so true 😂 I’m typing this with my cat laying on my chest 😂❤️
“Pet you with my teeth.” Absolutely brilliant, and quite frankly it’s true. 😂
"Because what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine"🤣🤣🤣
i love your profile pic
@@danceintherain5195 thank you 😊❤
@@Faiza_Amani_MarvelFan_earth616nah Gian of Doraemon also said it
The I will haunt your dreams forever got me rolling on the floor and dying😂
FURever 😂😂
It's so fitting to give the cat a voice that's both bossy and Munchkin.
“If you enter the kitchen you must feed me less talking more feeding peasant” had me rolling on the floor 😂
"I will haunt your dreams furrever...."::dead eyes::
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: Proceeds to breath in cat's direction at 4pm 😂
@@subhrajitsarkar3222😂😅ooh.... living dangerously!❤😂😅
"Whats yours is mine and whats mine is mine"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine" got me crying out of laughter 😂❤
The "furrever" was purrfect😂
lmao
You forgot the “If I fits, I sits”
It's most important one
I love it when it goes “because what’s yours is mine and what mine is mine” that got me cracking 😂😂
More talky more feedy peasant
Got me laughing so hard on the floor😂
These are the truest cat facts that I've ever heard!😂 I love cats so much and I willingly surrender my freedom.😁🐈
If you even breathe in my direction at 4PM I will haunt your dreams forever -Ringo
That cat is so fluffin cute!!❤
What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine😂 I love Ringo
“Less talking more feeding peasant🙄🙄” dang if I said that to my mom I would be disowned-
This couldn't be more accurate 😆
I calculate everything I do👍👍😻😻😹😹💖💖💖
@@ringodanyan 😍😍♥️♥️
@@ringodanyan❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
😂. This is a smart cat. this cat might rule the world one day
The eye twitch at the end 😂😂😂
These are actions that have been going on in my house since I got my Logan. I just never realized it was Cat Math. Thank you, Ringo for educating me. 😻😁😻
👍❤😅😂
The "whats yours is mine, and whats mine is mine" got me😂
"Whats yours is mine and what's mine is mine" 😂😂😂
i love how it tucks in its paws in the beginning ❤️❤️
Ringo spitting FACTS!
,👍💕🤣😂
@@user-ly4yp8ml2i 😂👍😎💕
I miss my beautiful, funny, smart, fluffy, wide-eyed Hunter so much it hurts. I lost him about 1 year ago after 18 wonderful years, and my heart still aches for him so much! Enjoy every moment with your baby!
Oh hon, bless your heart, so very sorry for your loss😢
I lost my baby Buddy (my 18 month old mini Main Coon) a year ago this month and my grief is still raw & unbearable.
18years😮!!! impressive why are u even mad i lost him after 2years😢
Same😢😢😢❤❤❤❤❤
Sorry to hear but 18 good years is wonderful.
🌺🙏
“So don’t be dramatic, you’re not even bleeding” LMAO
The “what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine” had me dead 😭😭😭😭
Sharing is caring Ringo 💕 I like all your cat math instructions 💝 these all are applicable to my kitty too
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Yes! Cats calculate everything they do!😹😹😹🧐👍💖
@@ringodanyan 😍😍♥️♥️
@@ringodanyan 😍😍♥️♥️
"Furrever" 😂
An entire stream of unmitigated TRUTHS!!!! Well done!
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!!!! IT IS "ALL" SO VERY REAL ..... CAT MATH = THEIR OWNERSHIP! THEY OWN US.....NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! THEIR HABITS AND OURS DO MEET IN THE MIDDLE ON A DAILY BASES. IT IS ABSOLUTE DEDICATED FURR-EVER AND A LIFETIME TRUE BLUE LOVE ....... THANK YOU FOR SHARING!
"Whats yours is mine and whats mine is mine" 😂😂😂 too true
*hides the red flag under the cat litter* 😂
I swear this is the real life inner dialogue of a cat. Only we cant hear it xD
This guy and his videos are the best
could totally imagine my cat saying this
"less talking more feeding peasant"
Got me rolling to Alaska 😂
They deserve their rules to be respected, I mean they’re just so fluffin CUTE!
My cat required that I sign off on her house rules before I brought her home from the shelter. When I violate one, she will un scroll the list and angrily point to the infraction. Love that girl 😂
This is definitely a video from someone who has a cat and obviously loves it dearly. Thanks for sharing.
❤well spoken humour. Blessings
“because what’s yours is mines and mines is mines” that made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣
I question my choices every time I wake up so early in the morning. Then I see their cute faces & I melt.
There is so many things about this short that I just loved!!! ❤❤❤
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"don't be dramatic, You're not even bleeding" 😂😂🤣❤
“Les talking more feeding peasant” 😂
Ahh!!! The loafing in the beginning was so cuutee🤭🤭🤭
"Less talking, more feeding, peasant"🤣
This is spot on! LOL Cats are crazy!
The amount of relatability in this is insane
"Less talking, more feeding peasant!" Had me dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So funny & true the UTI before they get off your lap! Love it!
These things reminds me of years gone past and they are so true ❤
This was so much fun to watch 😄 Cat math is so interesting!
"Because what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine" soooooo true 😅
"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine"
😂😂😂😂😂😂 they are absolutely telling the truth i love cats
I love this video. This is a favourite video I’ve ever watched on UA-cam before.
Ternuris
The fact that this cat looks almost exactly like mine 💀
That cat is the most gentle cat when it comes to taking your food
This is definitely my cat at 4 am! “I will wake you up at 4 am with my zoomies for a simple request to feed me”. Definitely my Cat Ricky.She jumps on the bed and stares and meows at me until I wake up
"Less talking, more feeding peasant!" 😂
I absolutely love your cat ❤❤❤
This is the perfect cat. That's how some of mine used to act. I really miss having a BFF.❤❤❤
True, one time Honey was sitting on my lap and wouldn’t get off… and I was running late! She even bit me when I tried to get her off, haha “ don’t be so dramatic, you’re not even bleeding 😼” Lol!
Cat rules and regulations😂😂.
❤
Awwww so sweet ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
You’re so sweet too!!😻😻😻💖💖💖
@@ringodanyan 😍😍♥️♥️
@@ringodanyan 😍😍♥️♥️
That was SO funny! I laught so hard! Thank you for this video! Cats are the best!
"you have about two seconds to pet me before i pet-you-with-my-teeth." LOL
"As long as you have a cat you will never pee alone." C. Newyar
❤😂😂🤣👍❤️
ROFLMAO!! That last line lol.. omg. 😂
❤ ❤ Ringo your wife Joy loved you so much. 😢
I LOVE this! Sounds like Stewie Griffin without the accent. Cute! :)
“whats yours is mine and whats mine is mine” got me lol 😃👍
Cutie+cute=cutest Ringo ❤
😊❤️👍yeah!😂😂
"Don't be dramatic, you're not even bleeding."
Tbf, I haven't bled yet from my cat's scratches and love bites. 😂
"I love my cats love bites" people after their cat bites their limbs off and makes them go in a coma:🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺💃💃💃💃💃🕺🕺🕺🕺💃🕺💃🕺🕺💃🕺🕺💃🕺🕺
So lovely Ringo.
So many instructions from such a little fellow! 😂
I think my cats agree with this
They're smirking 😂😂😂