30 years in the world's hardest golen💀

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  • @Robin99999
    @Robin99999 Рік тому +59127

    "Free me"

  • @brandoneiseman4073
    @brandoneiseman4073 4 місяці тому +8880

    Never in a million years would the gulag do such a kind thing.

    • @hs6736
      @hs6736 3 місяці тому +174

      Yupp...two words , what is this a democracy ???

    • @elchinpirbabayev5757
      @elchinpirbabayev5757 3 місяці тому +59

      you ever been to one? talk like an expert though!) or just read books written for Louisiana swamp dryers!

    • @Raufi1917
      @Raufi1917 3 місяці тому

      This clearly is anti-communist bs. Get to know what gulags were and you’ll see though it. Gulags weren’t concentration camps ffs. Not in the slightest.

    • @vibechecker6456
      @vibechecker6456 3 місяці тому +127

      ​@@elchinpirbabayev5757Russian's ragebait failed. Never cook again

    • @HonestFarmerLigue1Fan
      @HonestFarmerLigue1Fan 3 місяці тому

      ​@@elchinpirbabayev5757 Does Putin's butt taste good?

  • @sowietnkvd
    @sowietnkvd 5 місяців тому +8197

    "too cold!"
    "thats too bad, you have 10 hours of chopping trees in kamchatka scheduled for tommorow"

    • @Icyy4406
      @Icyy4406 3 місяці тому +61

      Kamchatka never had gulags 😭

    • @sowietnkvd
      @sowietnkvd 3 місяці тому +47

      @@Icyy4406 🤓

    • @0dium.
      @0dium. 3 місяці тому +37

      ... and your chopping tool will be this pine branch

    • @Icyy4406
      @Icyy4406 3 місяці тому +14

      @@sowietnkvd Lol I know way too much about Kamchatka for absolutely no reason I couldnt resist

    • @Johnathan-mj4ei
      @Johnathan-mj4ei 2 місяці тому +3

      The only reason i know what Kamchatka is, is bcz of the war thunder map

  • @rudybakin5070
    @rudybakin5070 4 місяці тому +3444

    This joke is a little funnier when in its original version about a guy that became a monk with a vow of silence.

    • @philiphoel4290
      @philiphoel4290 3 місяці тому +37

      I heard it as a nun...

    • @hindenpeter1
      @hindenpeter1 2 місяці тому +39

      Funnily enough I was thinking about that yesterday and now this short popped up with your comment

    • @dragonweyr44
      @dragonweyr44 2 місяці тому +2

      I heard the monk joke 50 years ago on Welcome Back, Kotter

    • @dragonweyr44
      @dragonweyr44 2 місяці тому +41

      My cousin became a monk and took a vow of silence. He could only say two words every 10 years
      After ten years, he went to the head monk (I don't know what they're called) and said, "Bed hard"
      10 years later, he says, "Room Cold"
      10 years later he says "Food bad"
      10 years later he says "I Quit"
      The head monk looked at the other monks and said "Man, I'm glad he's gone, all he ever did was complain
      I heard that joke 50 years ago on Welcome Back, Kotter

    • @glidershower
      @glidershower 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@dragonweyr44 I remember it just like that too, lmao

  • @poizonytgamingxx1504
    @poizonytgamingxx1504 5 місяців тому +1618

    Bro could have escaped the whole time 💀

    • @motormolritol
      @motormolritol 3 місяці тому +34

      Nah he couldn’t have, his thirty years were up by then

    • @sergueileonardoafonin7950
      @sergueileonardoafonin7950 2 місяці тому +62

      That's thing with Gulags, you always can, but there is nowhere to run. There is no civilisation around. Just wilderness.

    • @motormolritol
      @motormolritol 2 місяці тому

      @@sergueileonardoafonin7950 like the movie Holes😭😭

    • @Lotek117
      @Lotek117 2 місяці тому

      ​@@sergueileonardoafonin7950Yup! Most would BEG to be let back in! Now I'm sure there were cases where a group of skilled survivalists escaped and flourished. Like if a group of Finnish people or ex Spetznaz, or Siberians/Russians from similar harsh areas escaped together in the spring or summer they could survive and even flourish by building a log cabin, setting traps, and planting a garden.

    • @not-so-obvious_autism777
      @not-so-obvious_autism777 15 днів тому +1

      @@sergueileonardoafonin7950 I think they mean that he could’ve said two words that would’ve gotten him out, like “freedom now” or something

  • @Kendilllll
    @Kendilllll Рік тому +28713

    "Im sorry"
    "Thank you"
    "Im done"

    • @mohamedalkudr4943
      @mohamedalkudr4943 Рік тому +52

      😅

    • @narutouzimaki9860
      @narutouzimaki9860 Рік тому

      what ???????????????????????? @pick;e_kpop

    • @yochanan1012
      @yochanan1012 Рік тому

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    • @PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus
      @PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus 11 місяців тому

      Ephesians‬ ‭6:10‭-‬18 says,
      Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.😊😊😊😊

    • @heloszkeu9963
      @heloszkeu9963 11 місяців тому

      are you dumb or dumb?

  • @steven_solos
    @steven_solos Рік тому +14601

    Bro had ten years to think but only thought about it when the time came.

  • @Fischhh
    @Fischhh Рік тому +5984

    "Fuck You"
    "Food Please"
    "Free Me"

    • @devin2065
      @devin2065 Рік тому +24

      Fr

    • @stuffeddddd
      @stuffeddddd 11 місяців тому +72

      F you would be a waste of a chance of getting something that could actually help it’s basically just wasting a wish and getting on bad terms with the guard

    • @stuffeddddd
      @stuffeddddd 11 місяців тому +11

      and they probably wouldn’t actually free you so more food would be the best option

    • @whar3
      @whar3 11 місяців тому +56

      they would probably take “fuck you” literally

    • @rhoydplaz2853
      @rhoydplaz2853 11 місяців тому

      ​@@stuffedddddor get kinky shrex with the guard

  • @kjelladrian3205
    @kjelladrian3205 3 місяці тому +364

    That's probably the kind of humor the Gulag interns had to use to survive mentally. Those who did and those who survived all together.

    • @wyattk300
      @wyattk300 2 місяці тому +6

      One can only imagine the jokes those at the Japanese internment camps came up with

    • @Ben-zr4ho
      @Ben-zr4ho Місяць тому +1

      Comparing Soviet gulags to the Japanese internment camps portrays such a bias and a lack of historical knowledge it's hard to even respond...

    • @wyattk300
      @wyattk300 Місяць тому +1

      @@Ben-zr4ho Exactly, the people in gulags actually committed crimes

  • @aednil
    @aednil 3 місяці тому +485

    "I'm leaving" is 3 words, so the man was promptly executed

    • @thegreatjedi309
      @thegreatjedi309 3 місяці тому +16

      Am leaving

    • @Koli5298
      @Koli5298 3 місяці тому +4

      Correct.

    • @MeritedLine1491
      @MeritedLine1491 3 місяці тому +88

      "I'm" is a contraction of two words into one. It is one word.

    • @NielsSHansen
      @NielsSHansen 3 місяці тому +11

      @@MeritedLine1491 Still not one word (according to Merriam-Webster)
      Mainly because contractions only belong in spoken, and the therefrom derived written, informal language, meaning the written contraction mainly exist to represent the informal speech.
      So, as I’m represents I am, then it is two words.
      If you still want to insist you are right, then please provide a source (beyond Reddit, Quora or similar)

    • @NoxWyatt
      @NoxWyatt 3 місяці тому

      @@NielsSHansenNo one gives a shit.

  • @EloiseMcBeth
    @EloiseMcBeth Рік тому +10027

    ‘More words’

  • @VeryMuchLikelyHaz
    @VeryMuchLikelyHaz Рік тому +9915

    For those who aren't getting it, he's a monk and since monks had to take a vow of silence it was like hell for him cause he couldn't stop yapping 💀

    • @MONKE912
      @MONKE912 11 місяців тому +124

      No its not

    • @ToastyPouchez96
      @ToastyPouchez96 11 місяців тому +997

      @@MONKE912Yes it is. This is a poorly adapted story and it doesn’t make sense in any scenario other than the monk one.

    • @MONKE912
      @MONKE912 11 місяців тому +26

      @@ToastyPouchez96 okay

    • @tahaturktha9085
      @tahaturktha9085 11 місяців тому +10

      Thanks

    • @giovanji7883
      @giovanji7883 11 місяців тому +83

      ​@@ToastyPouchez96 it does not make sence in any scenario monks included.
      I don't get the assumption

  • @RobIoxNoob
    @RobIoxNoob Рік тому +1401

    "woop woop"
    "terrain terrain"
    "pull up"
    The heck did I do, did I attract every single avgeek?

    • @AbduGigachad
      @AbduGigachad Рік тому +63

      “windsheer windsheer”
      “stall stall”
      “bank angle”

    • @Aaronmitchell2474
      @Aaronmitchell2474 Рік тому +43

      "caution, terrain"
      "sink rate"
      "pull up!"

    • @shrekzooka1
      @shrekzooka1 Рік тому +31

      “Did I attract every single avgeek?”
      Two avgeek replies 😂

    • @Aaronmitchell2474
      @Aaronmitchell2474 Рік тому +5

      ​@@shrekzooka1 lol

    • @NOT_Will19
      @NOT_Will19 Рік тому +11

      “Altitude Altitude”

  • @driven_by_insanity
    @driven_by_insanity 18 днів тому +3

    Everyone gangsta until one inmate says "gulag explode"

  • @КБ2007
    @КБ2007 2 місяці тому +37

    Fun fact: GULAG existed for 29 years.

  • @YurytheAbsoluteSolver
    @YurytheAbsoluteSolver Рік тому +38

    Guard:What two words do you want to say?
    Me: d e e z n u t s

    • @Clusie
      @Clusie Місяць тому

      Real

  • @sadgrunt1564
    @sadgrunt1564 Рік тому +2187

    If only he won the 1v1 he wouldn’t of needed to wait 30 years
    (I started a damn war lol)
    Edit: don’t want to be that guy but holy shit this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten

  • @Rizztaxski
    @Rizztaxski Рік тому +235

    Bro took over 30 years to win the gulag and continue playing 💀

    • @coolgaming7387
      @coolgaming7387 11 місяців тому +1

      BWUAHAHAHAHA

    • @elwoodzmake
      @elwoodzmake 2 місяці тому +1

      Gulags only lasted 20 years and the conditions living in it were pretty much the same to an average russian peasant...

  • @Ncraft-d4q
    @Ncraft-d4q Місяць тому +5

    Person : Too cold !
    Guard : what do you need ?
    Person : ...
    Guard : alright ima set up fans

  • @Barscuk
    @Barscuk 2 місяці тому +33

    Fun fact: gulags existed less than 30 years. From 1930-1956. Also number of of people go through them is less than people in american jails from 2000-2005 if I remember it correctly from history lessons. And in difference of american jails this working camps contained free medicine, theaters and decent food supply for that time. Also people that worked their way out of there was rehabilitated in a society after theyre freed.

    • @SarahAbramova
      @SarahAbramova 2 місяці тому +2

      That somehow fits the joke pretty well

    • @cameronspence4977
      @cameronspence4977 2 місяці тому +1

      That makes sense since the majority of people who were sent to the gulags were innocent, while the vast, vast majority of people in US prison systems are guilty. Also, people in US prison system also get free medicine, food and entertainment as well as 100x the rights of a gulag prisoner, ability to regularly contact loved ones, etc. that gulags didnt allow. Also, USSR also had just regular prisons on top of the gulag system so why compare the two when you could just compare russian and US prisons.

    • @Barscuk
      @Barscuk 2 місяці тому +2

      @cameronspence4977 it's great you know that the vast majority of people in gulags was innocent while it's not in US, also you must be well aware that victims of a western intervention was counted as the gulags victims. Also wives and children can not only contact prisoners of gulag but can live nearby and stay with their family members. I'm suuuure your great education allowing you to know that lol

    • @jakesoros2376
      @jakesoros2376 2 місяці тому

      "Rehabilitated"
      Fun Fact: The Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn details how that murderous system was fundamentally a fault of the Bolshevik experiment, not just a creation of Stalin.
      It was used to imprison Kulaks (middle class landowners with 1 or slightly more employees), Christians, and anyone else who decided from the Communist Party's doctrine. Meanwhile, common thieves carrying weapons were given light sentences, as it was considered to be society's fault, the good people's fault, that a thief or murderer would commit crime, and that the criminal himself shared little to no individual blame.

    • @jakesoros2376
      @jakesoros2376 2 місяці тому

      ​​@@Barscuk"Can live nearby and stay with their family members..." IN SIBERIA!
      It's freezing cold out there nearly all year, in the middle of nowhere!

  • @nuclearhazard1-1
    @nuclearhazard1-1 11 місяців тому +43

    “cold”
    “hungry”
    “bye”

  • @pogarmor4576
    @pogarmor4576 Рік тому +9

    If he didn’t speak for 10 years straight, I’m pretty sure his vocal cords would atrophy and waste away

  • @I.Like.Chaos.
    @I.Like.Chaos. 11 місяців тому +20

    Imagine if they were like
    "too cold"
    "Well too bad! Cya next year!"

  • @wildfire9280
    @wildfire9280 2 місяці тому +3

    “Too cold!”
    “Hmph. Not real Russian.”

  • @Axels107
    @Axels107 6 місяців тому +8

    Infinite freeness
    If you say just "free me", they can take you back later

  • @Samyool16
    @Samyool16 11 місяців тому +105

    I hear the “bowling alley screens when you get a strike” music in the background

    • @Elsuu
      @Elsuu 11 місяців тому +2

      It's the intro song from a old finnish tv show called "Hyvät Miehet"

  • @Aiden-l3c
    @Aiden-l3c 11 місяців тому +8

    The joke is better in the monk version

  • @MrDuetschland
    @MrDuetschland Рік тому +68

    “ I quit”
    “Free me”
    “Spare me”
    “I'm leaving”

    • @bwilson7947
      @bwilson7947 11 місяців тому +1

      "Unlimited words"

    • @eberlix
      @eberlix 3 місяці тому +2

      "I'm leaving" or "I am leaving" aaaand you got shot

  • @maximillianrexcarpediem1469
    @maximillianrexcarpediem1469 9 місяців тому +14

    I thought he was going to say, "Merry Christmas ".

  • @kitsune2150
    @kitsune2150 3 місяці тому +4

    'Writes in book for ten years'
    "Accept all"

  • @craigdavies1229
    @craigdavies1229 4 місяці тому +6

    That guard has a sense of humour 😂

  • @AlidoFloppa
    @AlidoFloppa 11 місяців тому +14

    I thought the 1st clip was someone driving over crystal meth-

    • @AlidoFloppa
      @AlidoFloppa 11 місяців тому +1

      MeThAiN gAs TaNk

    • @setokaiba837
      @setokaiba837 11 місяців тому

      Walter would be furious

    • @Incognitoist
      @Incognitoist 11 місяців тому +1

      you're definitely high on drugs because its a boat not a car- 😭

  • @Mo-re8yo
    @Mo-re8yo 2 місяці тому +2

    "Sorry, thats 3 words. See you next decade."

  • @GabeArson
    @GabeArson 2 місяці тому

    Guards really waited 30 years just to insult this man 💀

  • @cursory9031
    @cursory9031 Рік тому +214

    Kudos to those who’re still in jail right now. If you guys see this comment, i wish you guys don’t drop the soap

  • @Faedra_Kitsune
    @Faedra_Kitsune Рік тому +242

    “What are your two words”
    “more words” 💀

  • @irfanjalil1781
    @irfanjalil1781 Рік тому +172

    People who committed 691 war crimes in 4 countries
    👇

  • @DissidentB
    @DissidentB 2 місяці тому +2

    This doesn't make any sense at all, since the maximum sentence in the Soviet gulag system was only 10 years. He would have had to be convicted multiple times and chosen a shorter sentence of labor in a gulag rehab program over a longer sentence in regular prison for each one of his convictions (which was usually the choice given to convicts for both political and common crimes that made the prisoner eligible for a shorter sentence in the gulags, e.g. murder, treason, and serious hate crime convictions were ineligible) in order for this entire scenario to be even remotely plausible.

  • @biscuitstix_
    @biscuitstix_ 2 місяці тому +1

    the thumbnail made me thing this was gonna be a short about organic chemistry :/

  • @Ivan-ee8up
    @Ivan-ee8up 5 місяців тому +14

    German man in this gulag :
    Warden : "Welche 2 Wörter wollen sie sagen?"
    Prisoner : " Gefängnisbautensicherheits-und-rechtsverstoß , Anzeige "

  • @eraserfromkenko
    @eraserfromkenko 11 місяців тому +9

    y'all wild take "fries please" is what I'd say

  • @neologicalgamer3437
    @neologicalgamer3437 2 місяці тому +4

    15 years was the maximum sentence for some of the worst crimes. Even during its worst, the absolute maximum sentence possible was 25 years. These prisons also paid their prisoners far more often than American prisons, and paid far more, at local market wages. I wish American prisons would do that. You'd think it's possible, too. America is meant to be the best country on Earth, so why is its prison system worse in many aspects than prisons of countries that had only just stopped being third world?

  • @TokoBika11
    @TokoBika11 3 місяці тому

    For those who don't understand, since he was only allowed to say two words every ten years, it meant that all he said was complaints.

  • @futurebuilderpro
    @futurebuilderpro 2 місяці тому

    Bro had 30 years to think about getting out of there but did it just now💀💀

  • @dongames5275
    @dongames5275 Рік тому +16

    i would stay cuz it looks like he can get whatever he wants

    • @CherryVRgames
      @CherryVRgames Рік тому

      every TEN years.

    • @shrekzooka1
      @shrekzooka1 Рік тому +2

      Except you have to mine rocks every day until you die

    • @FoxteI
      @FoxteI Рік тому

      Except if you ask 'unlimited words' 'no mining'

  • @Persephone.sofyyy
    @Persephone.sofyyy Рік тому +8

    Could of said “Different country”

  • @bhudrambani1072
    @bhudrambani1072 5 місяців тому +12

    "No ladies"
    "No entertainment"

  • @asmitasinha6547
    @asmitasinha6547 3 місяці тому

    Am i the only one focused on the arts rather than the content😂

  • @Randombean0
    @Randombean0 2 місяці тому +2

    If i was there i will said
    “more words"

  • @Watoic0-._._._
    @Watoic0-._._._ Рік тому +4

    Bros literally in the gulag what should he do but complain💀💀💀

  • @IsoBasketballEditz
    @IsoBasketballEditz Рік тому +52

    *"escape gulag"*

  • @pattyperry2078
    @pattyperry2078 Рік тому +14

    For me it’s been 59 for my robot Ike it has been 63 for my parents and grandparents etc it’s been eons

  • @7DaysAWeekYT
    @7DaysAWeekYT 2 місяці тому

    Bro could have said “I’m leaving” after the first ten years 💀

  • @EnochBarrie
    @EnochBarrie 11 місяців тому

    The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with heart.

  • @Dajlocz
    @Dajlocz Рік тому +13

    "More words"

  • @steveoTHEGREAT
    @steveoTHEGREAT Рік тому +6

    Thats not a good one 👎🏻

  • @NicleT
    @NicleT 2 місяці тому

    - "I'm leaving"
    - "That's three words. See you in ten years"

  • @perkisowy
    @perkisowy 2 місяці тому

    for someone who knows history and what those people survived this video hurts

  • @ZGamingofficial889
    @ZGamingofficial889 2 місяці тому +1

    Joined to see what this video was
    Stayed because of the satisfying clips

  • @fjcf123
    @fjcf123 2 місяці тому

    What is funny is that 10 years was the maximum sentence in a gulag.

  • @IFeatherStone
    @IFeatherStone 11 місяців тому +1

    "After ten years ... familiar question" 💀

  • @bigdogzone3177
    @bigdogzone3177 2 місяці тому +1

    The gulag prison system lasted only for 24 years

  • @zThinquinox
    @zThinquinox 2 місяці тому +1

    If he did that his vocal cords would deteriorate so he was saying words inbetween

  • @Teleguy22994
    @Teleguy22994 Місяць тому

    Bro literally could’ve spent all those years learning sign language so he doesn’t have to talk

  • @Mike-te9cr
    @Mike-te9cr 4 дні тому +1

    Video be like - " Dont ask anything where I get this BS, just trust me bro"

  • @bane9951
    @bane9951 4 місяці тому

    Is nobody questioning how bizzare and random this video is.

  • @TimeRewinder
    @TimeRewinder 2 місяці тому

    Guard after 10 years: Say 2 words.
    The man: Goodbye!
    Guard: That is only 1 word so die!

  • @hinoron6528
    @hinoron6528 10 місяців тому

    I think the other version of this joke, where it's a man who joins a monastery with vows of silence with an exception every X years makes a lot more sense.

  • @BenasRakutis
    @BenasRakutis Місяць тому

    For the first 10 years I would said "Freedom please!"

  • @udornyc
    @udornyc 3 місяці тому +2

    Nobody survived that long in a gulag! Maybe a year or two, then the suffering was over!
    First, my father was a POW of the Germans. Then, he, as millions of former Soviet soldiers, didn't go back to Stalin's USSR and studied in Munich.
    The US helped to capture those former soldiers and handed them over to the Soviets.
    My father was one of them and sent from Munich on a prisoner train to a gulag. He and a few others were able to escape the train in Czechoslovakia and back to Munich from there.
    Oops, sorry for tuining that joke with a personal story!

  • @CreatorProductionsOriginal
    @CreatorProductionsOriginal Місяць тому +1

    My stupid ahh (the right one) would say “not that bad” at the first ten years and get shot
    But my smart ahh (the left one) would try to accumulate words to make a better sentence, for what? I don’t know, that’s the end of my smartness, you’re already asking for too much with that question

  • @007James-Bond
    @007James-Bond 2 місяці тому +1

    Since he is Russian I thought he would say "Очень холодно»

  • @tomk3732
    @tomk3732 4 місяці тому

    What is more crazy is that he made it there alone for 30 years

  • @butterss1178
    @butterss1178 3 місяці тому

    “more food”
    “sorry man the whole country’s like that”

  • @akiyoss
    @akiyoss 9 місяців тому

    In the original joke there is a monk who came to monastery and took a vow of silence. He could say only 2 words every 10 years.
    In this context punchline with "i'm leaving" makes sense becouse he had an option to leave, not like prisoner

    • @akiyoss
      @akiyoss 9 місяців тому

      Original joke translated with google (i'm lazy)
      The man went to a monastery, took a vow of silence, but once in 10 years he could say two words.
      It's been 10 years.
      - The food is shit. (Eda govno - two words)
      It's been another 10.
      - The bed is hard. (Krovat' zhestkaya - two words)
      After another 10 minutes, he approaches the abbot and says:
      - I'm leaving. (Ya uhozhu - two words)
      - Well, it's understandable, you complained all the time.

    • @schwarzesfleisch5809
      @schwarzesfleisch5809 5 місяців тому

      Еда говно
      Кровать жёсткая
      Я ухожу

  • @Beabuzz123
    @Beabuzz123 2 місяці тому

    Instead of “more food” he should have said “hungry” then he would have had a word saved

  • @Azuosph
    @Azuosph 3 місяці тому

    Imaging thinking of what to say after spending 10 years to be able to speak it 😂

  • @mateuszzakrzewski8
    @mateuszzakrzewski8 4 місяці тому

    You forgot the part where gulag prisoners have shit to say

  • @avidnongetit8710
    @avidnongetit8710 4 місяці тому

    This was originally a American joke about a man at a tibetan monastery.

  • @BlaketheBlock
    @BlaketheBlock 3 місяці тому

    you think he'd have thought of his two words after ten years

  • @Wash_fold
    @Wash_fold 3 місяці тому

    “I’m out”
    “Good bye”
    “See ya”
    “Peace out”
    “Bye bye”
    He had too many options

  • @lupitaquiroz47
    @lupitaquiroz47 8 місяців тому +1

    There is another one that goes like this he is in a gulac and can only say 1 word for each year the man really liked this girl he waited very long to tell her I like you will u marry me 7 years and when he told her she said can u say that again she could speack freely tho or I think he was cursed but she didn't hear him another 7 years

  • @Alizarian0
    @Alizarian0 2 місяці тому

    Yes, i would like to watch the presidents play COD Zombies next week.

  • @left_empty505
    @left_empty505 2 місяці тому

    funnily enough, the maximum sentence in a gulag was 10 years. also, the last one closed in 1963

  • @dragonweyr44
    @dragonweyr44 2 місяці тому

    My cousin became a monk and took a vow of silence. He could only say two words every 10 years
    After ten years, he went to the head monk (I don't know what they're called) and said, "Bed hard"
    10 years later, he says, "Room Cold"
    10 years later he says "Food bad"
    10 years later he says "I Quit"
    The head monk looked at the other monks and said "Man, I'm glad he's gone, all he ever did was complain
    I heard that joke 50 years ago on Welcome Back, Kotter

  • @no-xi6zd
    @no-xi6zd Місяць тому +1

    "i'm leaving" is three words though

    • @gdlghdghslghsdghksdghk
      @gdlghdghslghsdghksdghk Місяць тому

      nope it is two words because I am and I'm are different

    • @no-xi6zd
      @no-xi6zd Місяць тому

      @gdlghdghslghsdghksdghk howcome?

  • @TimeRewinder
    @TimeRewinder 2 місяці тому

    "I am leaving" is 3 words, so he was executed.

  • @johnbaetke4556
    @johnbaetke4556 4 місяці тому

    Sounds like a UK citizen.😂😂😂

  • @Walker_FIN
    @Walker_FIN 13 днів тому

    I'm not complaining but I'm surprised to hear the Hyvät Herrat theme.

  • @Gamebriel69
    @Gamebriel69 3 місяці тому

    This version of the joke told by an AI voice just ain’t the same as Lewis Xephos

  • @THE-Z-2204
    @THE-Z-2204 5 місяців тому +1

    Me :
    First 10 years : Infinite money
    Second : free me

  • @Trafficlightsiosandmore
    @Trafficlightsiosandmore 2 місяці тому

    The backgrounds are so satisfying.

  • @beanieb0b
    @beanieb0b 10 місяців тому

    The idea that someone would be in a gulag alive for more than 10 days 🤣

  • @ThatGuyWhoViews
    @ThatGuyWhoViews 5 місяців тому

    “Pen paper”
    Next 10 years writes everything on paper I want
    Says “everything” points at paper “now” 👍

  • @TheRealMrBlueberryHead
    @TheRealMrBlueberryHead 2 місяці тому

    “Nothing but complain” IM SORRY WHAT?! 💀

  • @gijsvanklingeren6690
    @gijsvanklingeren6690 Місяць тому

    Technically "I'm leaving" are 3 words.

  • @hypotheticlz
    @hypotheticlz 10 місяців тому

    Bowling alley screens when you get a strike music 💀

  • @RamenLoverYT
    @RamenLoverYT Місяць тому

    Bro could’ve said “more words” or “free me”😂

  • @bite1322
    @bite1322 2 місяці тому

    Why is no one talking about that perfectly shaped side mirror ice piece

  • @leventekorpics4112
    @leventekorpics4112 10 місяців тому

    Tbh 30 years in a Siberian Gulag is nothing short of a miracle bro is mad of solid Stalinum