This clearly is anti-communist bs. Get to know what gulags were and you’ll see though it. Gulags weren’t concentration camps ffs. Not in the slightest.
My cousin became a monk and took a vow of silence. He could only say two words every 10 years After ten years, he went to the head monk (I don't know what they're called) and said, "Bed hard" 10 years later, he says, "Room Cold" 10 years later he says "Food bad" 10 years later he says "I Quit" The head monk looked at the other monks and said "Man, I'm glad he's gone, all he ever did was complain I heard that joke 50 years ago on Welcome Back, Kotter
@@sergueileonardoafonin7950Yup! Most would BEG to be let back in! Now I'm sure there were cases where a group of skilled survivalists escaped and flourished. Like if a group of Finnish people or ex Spetznaz, or Siberians/Russians from similar harsh areas escaped together in the spring or summer they could survive and even flourish by building a log cabin, setting traps, and planting a garden.
Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.😊😊😊😊
F you would be a waste of a chance of getting something that could actually help it’s basically just wasting a wish and getting on bad terms with the guard
@@MeritedLine1491 Still not one word (according to Merriam-Webster) Mainly because contractions only belong in spoken, and the therefrom derived written, informal language, meaning the written contraction mainly exist to represent the informal speech. So, as I’m represents I am, then it is two words. If you still want to insist you are right, then please provide a source (beyond Reddit, Quora or similar)
If only he won the 1v1 he wouldn’t of needed to wait 30 years (I started a damn war lol) Edit: don’t want to be that guy but holy shit this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten
Fun fact: gulags existed less than 30 years. From 1930-1956. Also number of of people go through them is less than people in american jails from 2000-2005 if I remember it correctly from history lessons. And in difference of american jails this working camps contained free medicine, theaters and decent food supply for that time. Also people that worked their way out of there was rehabilitated in a society after theyre freed.
That makes sense since the majority of people who were sent to the gulags were innocent, while the vast, vast majority of people in US prison systems are guilty. Also, people in US prison system also get free medicine, food and entertainment as well as 100x the rights of a gulag prisoner, ability to regularly contact loved ones, etc. that gulags didnt allow. Also, USSR also had just regular prisons on top of the gulag system so why compare the two when you could just compare russian and US prisons.
@cameronspence4977 it's great you know that the vast majority of people in gulags was innocent while it's not in US, also you must be well aware that victims of a western intervention was counted as the gulags victims. Also wives and children can not only contact prisoners of gulag but can live nearby and stay with their family members. I'm suuuure your great education allowing you to know that lol
"Rehabilitated" Fun Fact: The Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn details how that murderous system was fundamentally a fault of the Bolshevik experiment, not just a creation of Stalin. It was used to imprison Kulaks (middle class landowners with 1 or slightly more employees), Christians, and anyone else who decided from the Communist Party's doctrine. Meanwhile, common thieves carrying weapons were given light sentences, as it was considered to be society's fault, the good people's fault, that a thief or murderer would commit crime, and that the criminal himself shared little to no individual blame.
15 years was the maximum sentence for some of the worst crimes. Even during its worst, the absolute maximum sentence possible was 25 years. These prisons also paid their prisoners far more often than American prisons, and paid far more, at local market wages. I wish American prisons would do that. You'd think it's possible, too. America is meant to be the best country on Earth, so why is its prison system worse in many aspects than prisons of countries that had only just stopped being third world?
This doesn't make any sense at all, since the maximum sentence in the Soviet gulag system was only 10 years. He would have had to be convicted multiple times and chosen a shorter sentence of labor in a gulag rehab program over a longer sentence in regular prison for each one of his convictions (which was usually the choice given to convicts for both political and common crimes that made the prisoner eligible for a shorter sentence in the gulags, e.g. murder, treason, and serious hate crime convictions were ineligible) in order for this entire scenario to be even remotely plausible.
My stupid ahh (the right one) would say “not that bad” at the first ten years and get shot But my smart ahh (the left one) would try to accumulate words to make a better sentence, for what? I don’t know, that’s the end of my smartness, you’re already asking for too much with that question
Not so fun fact: around 15 Million Russians were killed during the soviet Union for being potential enemies of the state There were even more non-Russians killed. But the starvation in Ukriane is another topic.
Nobody survived that long in a gulag! Maybe a year or two, then the suffering was over! First, my father was a POW of the Germans. Then, he, as millions of former Soviet soldiers, didn't go back to Stalin's USSR and studied in Munich. The US helped to capture those former soldiers and handed them over to the Soviets. My father was one of them and sent from Munich on a prisoner train to a gulag. He and a few others were able to escape the train in Czechoslovakia and back to Munich from there. Oops, sorry for tuining that joke with a personal story!
There is another one that goes like this he is in a gulac and can only say 1 word for each year the man really liked this girl he waited very long to tell her I like you will u marry me 7 years and when he told her she said can u say that again she could speack freely tho or I think he was cursed but she didn't hear him another 7 years
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"Free me"
How did you read my mind
@@williamsanimalkingdom4703ikr
“Leave gulag!”
Bro I was just thinking that lol
too risky!
"too cold!"
"thats too bad, you have 10 hours of chopping trees in kamchatka scheduled for tommorow"
Kamchatka never had gulags 😭
@@Icyy4406 🤓
... and your chopping tool will be this pine branch
@@sowietnkvd Lol I know way too much about Kamchatka for absolutely no reason I couldnt resist
The only reason i know what Kamchatka is, is bcz of the war thunder map
Never in a million years would the gulag do such a kind thing.
Yupp...two words , what is this a democracy ???
you ever been to one? talk like an expert though!) or just read books written for Louisiana swamp dryers!
This clearly is anti-communist bs. Get to know what gulags were and you’ll see though it. Gulags weren’t concentration camps ffs. Not in the slightest.
@@elchinpirbabayev5757Russian's ragebait failed. Never cook again
@@elchinpirbabayev5757 Does Putin's butt taste good?
This joke is a little funnier when in its original version about a guy that became a monk with a vow of silence.
I heard it as a nun...
Funnily enough I was thinking about that yesterday and now this short popped up with your comment
I heard the monk joke 50 years ago on Welcome Back, Kotter
My cousin became a monk and took a vow of silence. He could only say two words every 10 years
After ten years, he went to the head monk (I don't know what they're called) and said, "Bed hard"
10 years later, he says, "Room Cold"
10 years later he says "Food bad"
10 years later he says "I Quit"
The head monk looked at the other monks and said "Man, I'm glad he's gone, all he ever did was complain
I heard that joke 50 years ago on Welcome Back, Kotter
@@dragonweyr44 I remember it just like that too, lmao
Bro could have escaped the whole time 💀
Nah he couldn’t have, his thirty years were up by then
That's thing with Gulags, you always can, but there is nowhere to run. There is no civilisation around. Just wilderness.
@@sergueileonardoafonin7950 like the movie Holes😭😭
@@sergueileonardoafonin7950Yup! Most would BEG to be let back in! Now I'm sure there were cases where a group of skilled survivalists escaped and flourished. Like if a group of Finnish people or ex Spetznaz, or Siberians/Russians from similar harsh areas escaped together in the spring or summer they could survive and even flourish by building a log cabin, setting traps, and planting a garden.
"Im sorry"
"Thank you"
"Im done"
😅
what ???????????????????????? @pick;e_kpop
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Ephesians 6:10-18 says,
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.😊😊😊😊
are you dumb or dumb?
Bro had ten years to think but only thought about it when the time came.
IKRRRR
so who care, s ... adout you
.
😂😂😂
Dont forget He is russian😊
"Fuck You"
"Food Please"
"Free Me"
Fr
F you would be a waste of a chance of getting something that could actually help it’s basically just wasting a wish and getting on bad terms with the guard
and they probably wouldn’t actually free you so more food would be the best option
they would probably take “fuck you” literally
@@stuffedddddor get kinky shrex with the guard
That's probably the kind of humor the Gulag interns had to use to survive mentally. Those who did and those who survived all together.
One can only imagine the jokes those at the Japanese internment camps came up with
Comparing Soviet gulags to the Japanese internment camps portrays such a bias and a lack of historical knowledge it's hard to even respond...
@@Ben-zr4ho Exactly, the people in gulags actually committed crimes
Fun fact: GULAG existed for 29 years.
‘More words’
cool
That’s so smarttt
savage
Why isn't this viral yet
That’s what I was thinking
For those who aren't getting it, he's a monk and since monks had to take a vow of silence it was like hell for him cause he couldn't stop yapping 💀
No its not
@@MONKE912Yes it is. This is a poorly adapted story and it doesn’t make sense in any scenario other than the monk one.
@@ToastyPouchez96 okay
Thanks
@@ToastyPouchez96 it does not make sence in any scenario monks included.
I don't get the assumption
"woop woop"
"terrain terrain"
"pull up"
The heck did I do, did I attract every single avgeek?
“windsheer windsheer”
“stall stall”
“bank angle”
"caution, terrain"
"sink rate"
"pull up!"
“Did I attract every single avgeek?”
Two avgeek replies 😂
@@shrekzooka1 lol
“Altitude Altitude”
"I'm leaving" is 3 words, so the man was promptly executed
Am leaving
Correct.
"I'm" is a contraction of two words into one. It is one word.
@@MeritedLine1491 Still not one word (according to Merriam-Webster)
Mainly because contractions only belong in spoken, and the therefrom derived written, informal language, meaning the written contraction mainly exist to represent the informal speech.
So, as I’m represents I am, then it is two words.
If you still want to insist you are right, then please provide a source (beyond Reddit, Quora or similar)
@@NielsSHansenNo one gives a shit.
Person : Too cold !
Guard : what do you need ?
Person : ...
Guard : alright ima set up fans
If only he won the 1v1 he wouldn’t of needed to wait 30 years
(I started a damn war lol)
Edit: don’t want to be that guy but holy shit this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten
fr
Wrong gulag bud 😅
@@Coldtakisits a joke bud
@@MonkeyHater1234 I can clearly tell bud
@@Coldtakisdoesnt seem like
Guard:What two words do you want to say?
Me: d e e z n u t s
Real
“cold”
“hungry”
“bye”
“Too cold!”
“Hmph. Not real Russian.”
Fun fact: gulags existed less than 30 years. From 1930-1956. Also number of of people go through them is less than people in american jails from 2000-2005 if I remember it correctly from history lessons. And in difference of american jails this working camps contained free medicine, theaters and decent food supply for that time. Also people that worked their way out of there was rehabilitated in a society after theyre freed.
That somehow fits the joke pretty well
That makes sense since the majority of people who were sent to the gulags were innocent, while the vast, vast majority of people in US prison systems are guilty. Also, people in US prison system also get free medicine, food and entertainment as well as 100x the rights of a gulag prisoner, ability to regularly contact loved ones, etc. that gulags didnt allow. Also, USSR also had just regular prisons on top of the gulag system so why compare the two when you could just compare russian and US prisons.
@cameronspence4977 it's great you know that the vast majority of people in gulags was innocent while it's not in US, also you must be well aware that victims of a western intervention was counted as the gulags victims. Also wives and children can not only contact prisoners of gulag but can live nearby and stay with their family members. I'm suuuure your great education allowing you to know that lol
"Rehabilitated"
Fun Fact: The Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn details how that murderous system was fundamentally a fault of the Bolshevik experiment, not just a creation of Stalin.
It was used to imprison Kulaks (middle class landowners with 1 or slightly more employees), Christians, and anyone else who decided from the Communist Party's doctrine. Meanwhile, common thieves carrying weapons were given light sentences, as it was considered to be society's fault, the good people's fault, that a thief or murderer would commit crime, and that the criminal himself shared little to no individual blame.
@@Barscuk"Can live nearby and stay with their family members..." IN SIBERIA!
It's freezing cold out there nearly all year, in the middle of nowhere!
Bro took over 30 years to win the gulag and continue playing 💀
BWUAHAHAHAHA
Gulags only lasted 20 years and the conditions living in it were pretty much the same to an average russian peasant...
Imagine if they were like
"too cold"
"Well too bad! Cya next year!"
Next decade*
I hear the “bowling alley screens when you get a strike” music in the background
It's the intro song from a old finnish tv show called "Hyvät Miehet"
If i was there i will said
“more words"
Since he is Russian I thought he would say "Очень холодно»
The joke is better in the monk version
“ I quit”
“Free me”
“Spare me”
“I'm leaving”
"Unlimited words"
"I'm leaving" or "I am leaving" aaaand you got shot
If he didn’t speak for 10 years straight, I’m pretty sure his vocal cords would atrophy and waste away
15 years was the maximum sentence for some of the worst crimes. Even during its worst, the absolute maximum sentence possible was 25 years. These prisons also paid their prisoners far more often than American prisons, and paid far more, at local market wages. I wish American prisons would do that. You'd think it's possible, too. America is meant to be the best country on Earth, so why is its prison system worse in many aspects than prisons of countries that had only just stopped being third world?
Joined to see what this video was
Stayed because of the satisfying clips
Kudos to those who’re still in jail right now. If you guys see this comment, i wish you guys don’t drop the soap
2019 ahhhh comment
@@ILOVELEANstfu, no one cares.
?
fr@@ILOVELEAN
how would they see the comment??????
Infinite freeness
If you say just "free me", they can take you back later
This doesn't make any sense at all, since the maximum sentence in the Soviet gulag system was only 10 years. He would have had to be convicted multiple times and chosen a shorter sentence of labor in a gulag rehab program over a longer sentence in regular prison for each one of his convictions (which was usually the choice given to convicts for both political and common crimes that made the prisoner eligible for a shorter sentence in the gulags, e.g. murder, treason, and serious hate crime convictions were ineligible) in order for this entire scenario to be even remotely plausible.
"i'm leaving" is three words though
nope it is two words because I am and I'm are different
@gdlghdghslghsdghksdghk howcome?
I thought he was going to say, "Merry Christmas ".
German man in this gulag :
Warden : "Welche 2 Wörter wollen sie sagen?"
Prisoner : " Gefängnisbautensicherheits-und-rechtsverstoß , Anzeige "
'Writes in book for ten years'
"Accept all"
Guard after 10 years: Say 2 words.
The man: Goodbye!
Guard: That is only 1 word so die!
The gulag prison system lasted only for 24 years
y'all wild take "fries please" is what I'd say
“What are your two words”
“more words” 💀
Completely stolen.
Copieeeeeeed
(\_/)
(• .•)
@@deadgentlemanshat9385same to you
@bunniesngames9405yall needa shut up ain’t nobody care bud
*"escape gulag"*
My stupid ahh (the right one) would say “not that bad” at the first ten years and get shot
But my smart ahh (the left one) would try to accumulate words to make a better sentence, for what? I don’t know, that’s the end of my smartness, you’re already asking for too much with that question
"Sorry, thats 3 words. See you next decade."
I thought the 1st clip was someone driving over crystal meth-
MeThAiN gAs TaNk
Walter would be furious
you're definitely high on drugs because its a boat not a car- 😭
That guard has a sense of humour 😂
Could of said “Different country”
First 10 years: Thank You
Second: So kind
Third: I'm happy
Me :
First 10 years : Infinite money
Second : free me
"No ladies"
"No entertainment"
Bros literally in the gulag what should he do but complain💀💀💀
"More words"
Copy
@@liyachen2733 ?
Inf words
Copied comment
@@TheBigPengu1nBRO SHUT YOUT MOUTH
Not so fun fact: around 15 Million Russians were killed during the soviet Union for being potential enemies of the state
There were even more non-Russians killed. But the starvation in Ukriane is another topic.
the thumbnail made me thing this was gonna be a short about organic chemistry :/
i would stay cuz it looks like he can get whatever he wants
every TEN years.
Except you have to mine rocks every day until you die
Except if you ask 'unlimited words' 'no mining'
For me it’s been 59 for my robot Ike it has been 63 for my parents and grandparents etc it’s been eons
People who committed 691 war crimes in 4 countries
👇
Bro ur not funny
Not funny
The two guy that said not funny are just mad do you there just not on your level
me OH GOD THE COPS AHH
right here man.
"I am leaving" is 3 words, so he was executed.
Nobody survived that long in a gulag! Maybe a year or two, then the suffering was over!
First, my father was a POW of the Germans. Then, he, as millions of former Soviet soldiers, didn't go back to Stalin's USSR and studied in Munich.
The US helped to capture those former soldiers and handed them over to the Soviets.
My father was one of them and sent from Munich on a prisoner train to a gulag. He and a few others were able to escape the train in Czechoslovakia and back to Munich from there.
Oops, sorry for tuining that joke with a personal story!
Thats not a good one 👎🏻
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with heart.
Stories that never happened for 100
There is another one that goes like this he is in a gulac and can only say 1 word for each year the man really liked this girl he waited very long to tell her I like you will u marry me 7 years and when he told her she said can u say that again she could speack freely tho or I think he was cursed but she didn't hear him another 7 years
Ummm... "I'm leaving" is 3 words😮
Perhaps the man was Biden .
Best occasion to tell 2 words horror stories
I'd say:
"Geometry Dash"
"Object Shows"
"Make Song"
"Bad Punchline"
He said 3 words technically
Must have been a Stalinist prison
Is this the paint explainers audio
Me: boots, food next ten years: Bugatti, freedom
Guards really waited 30 years just to insult this man 💀
“I’m out”
“Good bye”
“See ya”
“Peace out”
“Bye bye”
He had too many options
The backgrounds are so satisfying.
“Pen paper”
Next 10 years writes everything on paper I want
Says “everything” points at paper “now” 👍
This guy can already say 'free me' thats 100000 iq
"Infinite words. Now gimmi a mansion a Bugatti lots of money and clothes"
For those who don't understand, since he was only allowed to say two words every ten years, it meant that all he said was complaints.
The guard isnt wrong, this dude just open bis mouth complain
This deserves to be shared with the world.
Maximum sentence was 15 years🤡
For the first 10 years I would said "Freedom please!"
"infinite words"
Just say "Paper pencil", then write down all u want without speaking... or u can also go with the "free me" option😂😂
Yes, i would like to watch the presidents play COD Zombies next week.
The idea that someone would be in a gulag alive for more than 10 days 🤣
"After ten years ... familiar question" 💀
“More words”
Am i the only one focused on the arts rather than the content😂
IM LEAVING IS 2 WORDS
“Happy new year”
“Havent seen you since last year haha” ah joke
Emotional damage 😂😂😂
“Whenaimechyainthesuma tumajarbisoun”
“Wifelinloooooof till”
“The leftirnbrown”
"me leave"
why didnt he say "more words" or "infinite words"?
"while thinking"
Like he hadn't 10 years time to prepare for it
Yeah F that I'm not spending that many years in prison without saying anything
Hahahaha why not ask for paper and write and show the guard!!
- "I'm leaving"
- "That's three words. See you in ten years"
Imaging thinking of what to say after spending 10 years to be able to speak it 😂