Martha should have played along. She did go to jail for it and it was part of her history, and clearly, there is double standard even within the rich and powerful.
I am glad stephen did ask the question and also that he didnt force it any more when she showed that she wasnt interested. if she was sitting next to the desk maybe. but a short for time cooking segment, no.
She did talk about it with letterman, it's on UA-cam. I remember there is "Yale" in the title (that's how she would refer to it). The "prison" she went to was more like a camp for adults though, so she doesn't have that many juicy stories.
"Hey, quick side note while we're pouring this. You went to jail for obstruction of justice." - that immediately reminds me of this: "Is the tea good? where's Osama bin laden?". John and Stephen..both are legends!
@@lorenrenee1 so did Paul Rubens, Wes Snipes, and many others and by your logic if Jared Fogle goes back to Subway after he gets out. It's fine. Hilarious.
1:54 Either that bottle of champagne was 1.99 at the thrift store Stephen got it from... OR he can't even pop a bottle of champagne properly. I love how he's looking up in anticipation as if the cork is going to pop off and fly into the air. LMAO.
Martha’s right I hate it when guys press on the meat and move it over and over believing they know what they’re doing. Not to mention how haughty they get when you point it out to them.
Jerri Blank called it! Hot fruit is perfect for parties. Just make sure you clean all of the Glint out of the bowl or someone will golf your turtle through the patio window.
Perfect for Lent, exactly. Seeing the Burger Show from First We Feast, then that Meatball Sub vid from Bon Appetit... glad to have some fishvids :p (BUT I WANT A BURGER SO MUCH! XD).
2:24 - Sooo glad that I queued up this clip, despite having little interest; cuz of this little gem: "Hey, quick side-note while we're pourin' this [...] you went to jail for obstruction of justice. Is this true?" P.S.- 5:22 M.S.: "You like pickled vegetables, right?!" S.C.: "Don't dictate my actions." Bwahahahahahaha!!!
"....and once the ingredients are mixed, you do some million-dollar insider trading, get caught, and spend less time in jail than a black man who stole a $200 TV would get."
Martha, don’t be so modest. Convicted felon does appear on your a Wikipedia page, and in great detail. Also, your failed show The Apprentice: Martha Stewart. That said, you still make a delicious quiche.
What an awkward segment. Stephan for the most part never talks over people and he constantly did it with Martha, that prison joke... oh boy. They don't seem to like each other.
I believe her book should have been titled I know how to griddle. Cause no smoke means it's not a grill. Electric grill? Nope, it's a griddle lol. George foreman grill? Nope, it's a griddle. Now, if the heat source was allowed to directly heat the food (probably via infrared), then yes I would consider that an electric grill as your not heating a plate to heat the food. The "grill" prevents the food from falling into fire or infrared element(s) or whatever heat source your using. Just my opinion though......
And yes I have a treager too but I also have a charcoal/propane setup with an added smoker box on the end of the charcoal grill. Convenience is nice but working it yourself is nice too especially if it's a beautiful day to enjoy. Wood chunks,chips, or pellets. Charcoal. Propane, direct flame or infrared. I love it all, especially in the outdoors. Rain or shine, even done snow and hail. How good is your book if you dislike so much of grilling?
Now, THIS is what aging gracefully looks like!! She should really release a beauty book, because she's one of the most beautiful people in the world, and shows that beauty doesn't have an age-limit, and there is no shame in getting older, that one can wear their age with grace- as opposed to going the artificial rout. Martha Stewart- one of my role-models!!
I find it interesting how marijuana (a harmless plant) has become so stigmatized, yet alcohol (which kills tens of thousands of people each year) is not only widely accepted, but its consumption joked about and encouraged.
Love him pointing out how sexist and mean her remarks were and then holding her feet to the fire a bit. How are those feet? Grilled! Couldn't help myself...
😂Stephen really went there with the prison talk...but Martha was having _none_ of it.
holy damn man he did. surprised me
She is a crook.
Bet Colbert was close to getting shivved there 😶
Martha should have played along. She did go to jail for it and it was part of her history, and clearly, there is double standard even within the rich and powerful.
Noplay totally agree!
"Hey, quick side note while we're pouring this. You went to jail for obstruction of justice..."
😂😂😂😂😅
The basic equation to comedy is comedy = tragedy (pain) + time
The timing on that joke was perfection
Yeah, but no collusion. Absolutely none.
@@Ottee2 So not like the current occupant of the wh, then.
@@telectronix1368 , the current occupant of the White House is a billionaire, scumbag, crime boss.
2:28 not the grilling Martha expected 😬
this is why hes leading the late night ratings
I am glad stephen did ask the question and also that he didnt force it any more when she showed that she wasnt interested. if she was sitting next to the desk maybe. but a short for time cooking segment, no.
Savage, Stephen. Savage
"Let's cook, while I drink and shout passive agressive things to you" My fave Colbert segment
Book 94, u can stop at 100 lol
Lol yeah. He enjoys drinking and cooking, but dislikes the cooks he does it with 😂
#TraditionalThanksgivingDinner
These two are great together. Their vibes bounce off each other perfectly
I kept waiting for another "quick side note..."
This segment has some unintentionally funny moments. The ending haha
"you can stop at 100" lol
I don't know why Martha doesn't just totally own her prison time. She could probably squeeze out a couple of books and talks out of it.
Because of the guilt and shame of really being an evil person?
She did talk about it with letterman, it's on UA-cam. I remember there is "Yale" in the title (that's how she would refer to it).
The "prison" she went to was more like a camp for adults though, so she doesn't have that many juicy stories.
Like she doesn't have enough books written.
Cos she's truly a G. She don't talk about the past. She don't snitch
Deipatrous how was what she did evil 🤔
There was a power struggle happening up there
i found it thoroughly entertaining because of that :)
Sometimes Colbert is an absolute Savage
Stephen, helping us remember better times, back when people actually went to jail for obstruction of justice. Those were good times.
Stephen's really enjoying cooking.
less cooking , more prison talk please
Nah. Not necessary
I so enjoy Stephen and so enjoy Martha. Combination = perfection.
This should have gone on longer, why are all the cooking segments rushed?
"Hey, quick side note while we're pouring this. You went to jail for obstruction of justice." - that immediately reminds me of this:
"Is the tea good? where's Osama bin laden?". John and Stephen..both are legends!
Oh i needed like a half a minute to remember where i have heard this phrase, but daaamn yesss, Stewart gone savage then 😂
I love Martha Stewart
its cute who we allow to continue their celebrity.
She did her time, Boone’s got anything on her. Yea-grilled fruit is amazing.
@@lorenrenee1 so did Paul Rubens, Wes Snipes, and many others and by your logic if Jared Fogle goes back to Subway after he gets out. It's fine.
Hilarious.
Stephen Colbert you are my KING!
Martha - you're a class act! Always and forever!!
Man.. We really needed a drinking segment about now. 🥂
1:54 Either that bottle of champagne was 1.99 at the thrift store Stephen got it from... OR he can't even pop a bottle of champagne properly. I love how he's looking up in anticipation as if the cork is going to pop off and fly into the air. LMAO.
LOVE Martha Stewart thanks for having her on. she's amazing!!!
Love me some Martha.
Love that Martha, she's a class act. So fun to see her with Colbert!
The Martha way is ALWAYS the right way.
At first I was like “great. Wtf does he have her on here?” Then, I watched and was pleasantly surprised. You’re the best Colbert 🤨
She is more accomplished than he ever will be.
Yes. Martha Stewart is an icon. She was hated, for some reason. But she is actually really cool
An icon of criminality.
Lol, she is so uptight ! She is ANYthing but cool. I think she is likely a control freak too.
Martha is great. People who hate her, hate everything and everyone. Some people love being miserable.
@@smandin1 "...hate everything and everyone."
If you think about it, that probably isn't the case.
I wasn't prepared for this level of savage on a cooking segment...
the make-up on Stephen's collar :):)
Stephen you are savage! lmao
Very funny both together.
"I like to share insider trade secrets.....the right way".
Stephen and martha are gangster af
Evil is evil. Forgiveness doesn't mean getting to reclaim glories *rightfully lost.*
Wow, he really rushed her to the end there! 😂
Stephen Is always welcome at my grill and chill days lol that guy is legend we would have a ball lmao
Stephen had her on for the sole reason of asking her the obstruction question
Lol Martha was having NONE of that!
Martha’s right I hate it when guys press on the meat and move it over and over believing they know what they’re doing. Not to mention how haughty they get when you point it out to them.
Jerri Blank called it! Hot fruit is perfect for parties. Just make sure you clean all of the Glint out of the bowl or someone will golf your turtle through the patio window.
@@brandonslemoine XD
"Cancer? That's HILARIOUS!"
Red Hunteur ooh, bad timing.
Perfect for Lent, exactly. Seeing the Burger Show from First We Feast, then that Meatball Sub vid from Bon Appetit... glad to have some fishvids :p (BUT I WANT A BURGER SO MUCH! XD).
Blak If a god exists, it definitely doesn’t care that you ate a hamburger at a certain time of year. Enjoy yourself :)
Stephen pulled out his inner letterman on this one
"I like this kind of grilling, better than that kind of grilling," Martha "Cellblock 3 Bae" Stewart.
Really....such a useful content.
Like a fish taco
Martha Stewart's recipes are excellent in my opinion
Not always a fan on @StephenAtHome, but he nailed it here.
when Martha appears on Stephen Show Dinner is serve y’all 😂😂
There's just something infinitely cool about Martha Stewart.
Not all men burn food Martha some burn herbs ;)!
2:24 - Sooo glad that I queued up this clip, despite having little interest; cuz of this little gem:
"Hey, quick side-note while we're pourin' this [...] you went to jail for obstruction of justice. Is this true?"
P.S.- 5:22
M.S.: "You like pickled vegetables, right?!"
S.C.: "Don't dictate my actions."
Bwahahahahahaha!!!
I love Martha....she did the crime and did some timee.
She is a bit pissed (angry) but Martha handled it really well. Love her earrings
Wow, the cast iron queen
Her deflection of that question was really good, but if I were her I’d just joke about it. Nobody likes people who can’t own their embarrassments.
“Well thank you so much for being here, good to see ya. It’s book 94, you can stop at 100 right?”
0:30 "Why don't you like to grill?" "That's *mens* work!"
She has great recipes
Matrtha Stewart AND "Prim & Proper Grandma Who Is Kinky Between Her Own Brand Of Sheets"
Looks good !
Isn't that a parfait? I thought a fool was more of a fluffy whipped thing. But perhaps I am a fool.
How clever, your play on words. 😊
Wow, he did not want her on! Not at all! That ending proved it hard.
That fish looks delicious
wow !... she looks great !... don't think she liked some of the conversation though...
Damn, the fish looked good.
"....and once the ingredients are mixed, you do some million-dollar insider trading, get caught, and spend less time in jail than a black man who stole a $200 TV would get."
Her conviction was for obstruction, not insider trading. So, you CAN obstruct without an underlying crime. Hear that, Donnie?
Martha, don’t be so modest. Convicted felon does appear on your a Wikipedia page, and in great detail. Also, your failed show The Apprentice: Martha Stewart. That said, you still make a delicious quiche.
You must be a proud Trump University alumni
Jealous much?
What an awkward segment. Stephan for the most part never talks over people and he constantly did it with Martha, that prison joke... oh boy. They don't seem to like each other.
Martha never did anything wrong!
Stephen is grlling Martha instead.
stephen was really overcompensating his confidence here compared to usual.....maybe he lil intimidated by Martha
After watching this you can tell how much more she enjoys Conan or Seth.
I believe her book should have been titled I know how to griddle. Cause no smoke means it's not a grill. Electric grill? Nope, it's a griddle lol. George foreman grill? Nope, it's a griddle. Now, if the heat source was allowed to directly heat the food (probably via infrared), then yes I would consider that an electric grill as your not heating a plate to heat the food. The "grill" prevents the food from falling into fire or infrared element(s) or whatever heat source your using.
Just my opinion though......
And yes I have a treager too but I also have a charcoal/propane setup with an added smoker box on the end of the charcoal grill. Convenience is nice but working it yourself is nice too especially if it's a beautiful day to enjoy.
Wood chunks,chips, or pellets. Charcoal. Propane, direct flame or infrared. I love it all, especially in the outdoors. Rain or shine, even done snow and hail. How good is your book if you dislike so much of grilling?
Most rich people tend turn me off but not Martha Stewart. I am not sure why.
0:14 Stephen just kissed is own hand ... wtf ?
STEPHEN was looking at his watch, gauging the show progression no doubt, he’s definitely a Japanese @ heart when it comes to punctuality.
Oh dear, Stephen! she's a good girl! really low to bring that up!
Never too early/late to grill. Unless it's -30C or colder. (Doesn't cook properly)
I was waiting for the Snoop Dogg reference when they mentioned stone fruit
Oh, damn girl!
No kiss on the mouth this time?
Stephen,you disappoint me.
Now, THIS is what aging gracefully looks like!! She should really release a beauty book, because she's one of the most beautiful people in the world, and shows that beauty doesn't have an age-limit, and there is no shame in getting older, that one can wear their age with grace- as opposed to going the artificial rout. Martha Stewart- one of my role-models!!
*thank you* Stephen for bringing up her time in jail.
Ah poor Martha.. she didn't get the joke.. 😅
1:30 I'm stoned too foo
Stephen...I don't want you in my kitchen...LOL!!!
Martha is friends with Snoop Dog, she has no need to explain anything. I adore her more and will buy the grilling book fo sho!
insider trading joke opportunity missed at 1:12
She’s made a billion dollar empire telling people how to do things better, I’d at least listen to what she has to say.
Martha's been killing the Late Show since David Letterman. Still got it!
Martha's just like us....she likes some good tail. With a good rub.
I find it interesting how marijuana (a harmless plant) has become so stigmatized, yet alcohol (which kills tens of thousands of people each year) is not only widely accepted, but its consumption joked about and encouraged.
What is wrong with Colbert???? Hahah!!
Does anyone know what type of Grill they where cooking with? Look's interesting
Love him pointing out how sexist and mean her remarks were and then holding her feet to the fire a bit. How are those feet? Grilled! Couldn't help myself...
Bitter much?
How does this convey bitterness? Go Reuben learn the definition...
@@ptavangar lol what are you a women or just gay?
I want to buy all of her books📚collection