@@leviadams1847 I love these two, they're funny as hell. When every little thing they say causes that guy to laugh like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard annoys me. You could turn it into a drinking game.
@@TheOnlyRealGamerOnEarth Nah, the poser ones that are doing it because they hate their dads totally shower and maintain their hygiene. I’m not talking real goth or punk chicks. (Also, it’s the punks that make a point of not showering and smelling like a dumpster).
Tom, my respect level for you just went up ten fold. How do you listen to those nail biters of stories Push brings to the table. Thanks for following proto Tom. Show her all about a double secret agent
Her story was so rated G....I watched in horror as a dude poured boiling water on our mutual friend who was pretending to be passed out...he had to get literal skin grafts
@@ButteredToast32 it was super fd up, i took him to the hospital, he had to get skin grafted...but. he's honestly one of the happiest guys I know. Didn't even hold any sort of grudge. There's hope for us all
Hey Hitler, I just wanted to say a quick thanks to the YMH family. I recently had the worst day of my life and I'm still recovering... the YMH podcast and clips have been keeping me afloat during this painful time. I can always rely on mommy jeans, Crystal P. and Timmy Sephora, to give me something to laugh about when I am down. You guys have helped me more than you know. Thanks!
The problem about being the kid who is friends with every group, or at least can be friends with every group, is that while you think you can be friends with everyone, you really have no friends. Nobody that has your back. At least that’s my experience.
Gonna co-sign on Tom's story. It is fun to do that. Did it a lot as a teen on the hood. Now as a grown man I can do it with no backup, and gotta tell ya, it's still a blast.
I was also an ambassador in high school bc I was in the orchestral band, I played sports, I liked to party, and I was always jamming with different people for my rock band. Plus the school I went to really didnt have cliques. I graduated in 2011 so the "revenge of the nerds" era of high achool was long gone by the time I was that age. The only people that would try to bully me were people that werent worth getting in trouble over bc I knew I could lay them to rest in one or two punches. You could tell that they were people that werent treated right at home and wanted to throw their issues on other people.
"Ah, once a decade," really means, "once every ten months, on average, sometimes sooner, sorry I'm back pedaling, I don't want millions of people to know that I'm a creep JUST LIKE THEM!!!"🤣
i love how when someone cheats, the person that gets punished is the 3rd party with whom they cheat. the person who presumably made the arrangement not to cheat on you is blameless.
In the blinding pain of heartbreak, the last thing anyone wants to believe is the person they love so much could possibly betray them. As there's no attachment to the 3rd party, it's much easier to blame them.
Tom the members of the BBC (Black Baldhead Community) would like you to fade your sideburns into your baldhead. It shouldn’t be a borderline to your baldhead, sideburns and a baldy should be one!
Yeah I went to middle school in Detroit and ended up getting my jaw broke by some troubled kids. So after 2 months of that shit being wired shut I moved to my mom's house in Toledo Ohio lol.. fuuuuuuuuuck some people's kids.
Hahahaha. When I was like 16, I was hanging with the boys and my buddy got a text from his girl saying that her boss called her a b*tch and she was crying. So being the rational gentlemen we were, we rolled up on her job. We all walked in and went up to the counter and we asked to speak to the manager. This scrawny little dork came out and we all looked to my buddy to say something. He flinched. So I, the smallest guy there, said "Did you call (so and so) a b*tch?". And he looked around then nervously said "Yeah, it was in the heat of the moment." I look back to my buddy and he's still just standing there. So I said, "That's not going to happen again, right?". And he nodded his head and we left. Maaaannnnn. We were clowning him for days after that. I'm so glad I didn't go to jail on the several occasions I could've gone. No more foolishness for me haha.
When Tom is talking about the radio station incident all I can picture is the "Better Call Sal" episode with Mike and the drug dealer that wanted his baseball cards back.
Christina’s talking about spitting on a girl with more caution than Joey Diaz talks about kidnapping people.
😂😂
Well joey Diaz already went to jail for it
kirsten probably also missed her completely.
“Dawg, it was the summa of ‘86 in Boulda” 🔪
Joey is the best 🤣
The background laughing reminds me of when your neighbors have people over out on their deck at 3am and you’re trying to sleep.
are you saying you don't enjoy the background laughter?
@@josephguigli5390 bro if you don't find these people and their stories funny why are you here
@@leviadams1847 I love these two, they're funny as hell. When every little thing they say causes that guy to laugh like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard annoys me. You could turn it into a drinking game.
Living in a home a quarter of a mile from any other building is pure bliss, b
I am that neighbor
The people Tom hates are underneath his backyard
Where are the bodies Tom?
@@Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft he could never say because that wouldn’t be following proto
yet nadav is alive and well.
The man’s not Garth Brooks…
@@Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft police needs to question his two goonz
I love how at 1:27 with zero context, Tom happily saying “you know what I did?” causes everyone to burst into laughter
The smirk says it all lmao
When Kristin's eyes get big & scary & passionate is the reason why Jom fell in love
Tom, on the other hand, fell in love with her nasty hangers
You good brah?
Idk who those people are but fuck yeah man
@@avidodd26 fax. He fell in love with them big ol floppers and everyone knows it.
That’s how I fell in love…
I love how Tom just lets her talk and looks around 😭
Lol cuz he knows what happens when he points it out. He just wanna make sure we’re all hearing the same shit lmao
Tom is rethinking his life choices with every word out of Christina's mouth 😳😂😂
10:45 - Christina is obviously enamoured with the violent aspect of Tom’s story…..
Tommy buns getting his scrum ate tonight.
Christina was one of those angry goths, love it 😂
I bet a lot of random people got the bitch treatment from her^^
Is one of those angry goths *. It’s still
There
The amount of crazy shit that those girls let you do to their butts is wild.
@@conservat1vepatr1ot yeh bro and they don't shower. Good luck with that.
@@TheOnlyRealGamerOnEarth
Nah, the poser ones that are doing it because they hate their dads totally shower and maintain their hygiene.
I’m not talking real goth or punk chicks. (Also, it’s the punks that make a point of not showering and smelling like a dumpster).
We need a Garth update! Give the people what they want!!
It's moments like these that remind me that it's not just Tom who's a psychopath.
I love seeing Tommy’s serial killer side
Steve-O should have his genome preserved like Big Boss.
Solid Steve-O and Liquid Steve-O become the new Wild Boys to realize their father's dream.
Man I love Christina. She is the comedian most similar to people I knew in high school (in a good way).
Haha the way tom looks at christina. I love it! These two are made for each other! They have this dark magnetic attraction to each other!
What a great couple. They make me laugh.
8:13 the way cristina reacts felt like they were gonna breed babies right there.
Nadav laughing and Toms facial reactions are killing me 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂
Yo facts lol
Nadavs laugh is demonic and he has major dirtbag vibes.
RiP native.
Hahaha I just love it when someone else is being honest about something dark, and people around it just kind of reflect on their life choices hahah
*TOUCH MY HAND THROUGH THE WINDOW*
Nadav just LOSING HIS SHIT in the background kills me😂
The show is great but Nadav losing his shit at every little joke is fake and over the top.
@@rd5854 nah, his fucking cackle KILLS me dude. If anything it’s a show enhancer for me 😂
@@TOMBS5423 Nadav, is that you?
@@taysterrr of COURSE it’s not me!!!
@@taysterrr I mean, Nadav! Shit!
“That was fun, that was super fun.” ❤️❤️❤️
The glove just laying on the desk in the beginning is my spirit animal 🔥
Tom, my respect level for you just went up ten fold. How do you listen to those nail biters of stories Push brings to the table. Thanks for following proto Tom. Show her all about a double secret agent
Tom had a Michael Corleone moment there. 🤣💯
Her story was so rated G....I watched in horror as a dude poured boiling water on our mutual friend who was pretending to be passed out...he had to get literal skin grafts
Fuck, man. Sucks to be that guy.
@@ButteredToast32 it was super fd up, i took him to the hospital, he had to get skin grafted...but. he's honestly one of the happiest guys I know. Didn't even hold any sort of grudge. There's hope for us all
Sounds like some drateR shit to me
That guy's laugh in the background is positively correlated with his bonuses.
That comment was Ace 👌
Hey Hitler, I just wanted to say a quick thanks to the YMH family. I recently had the worst day of my life and I'm still recovering... the YMH podcast and clips have been keeping me afloat during this painful time. I can always rely on mommy jeans, Crystal P. and Timmy Sephora, to give me something to laugh about when I am down. You guys have helped me more than you know. Thanks!
Hope your jeans are higher and tighter now, bud 👖
Reach out bro I've been there too hope days get better
Keep that frown upside down lad
Why Hitler tho? So confused rn 🤣
The worst day of your life so far! ☝️
Fun fact! Coincidentally I’ve been listening to the oldest episodes and Kirsten told her phone call threat story in episode 76 or something like that.
The guys howling in the sound booth makes it even more hilarious, Lmao !!! :-))
Guy laughing in the background is awesome lol
11:17 every guy after telling the most outrageous story you’ve heard
You guys are great !! The only comedy couple that's funny for me and my wife! It's cool that you guys give both sides of funny
I am shocked that Tim didn’t have the “that’s where it spits” drop ready for Christine’s story
2:39 Tom's like: that's a great torture method, I should really write that one down!
Christina is so Smart and in love 💕 with Tom, it makes watchinhg YMH so fun and cute.
Damn I'm really loving this show
Man there's no standup special as funny as certain podcast clips
💯 my dude. This and Matt and Shane's secret podcast have the funniest clips ever imo
The problem about being the kid who is friends with every group, or at least can be friends with every group, is that while you think you can be friends with everyone, you really have no friends. Nobody that has your back. At least that’s my experience.
Dang. Never had that so clearly spelled out for me... Maybe we just never found our actual people.
@@Finaggle we can be each other’s people. 🤘
Facts
True. I got along with everyone but I never had any real friends.
Oh shit, I wasn't ready for this personal attack 🤔🤔
4:55 The face 😂😂😂
Loved that 'snork' of laughter
All yokes aside, Christina is pretty beautiful.
Gonna co-sign on Tom's story. It is fun to do that. Did it a lot as a teen on the hood. Now as a grown man I can do it with no backup, and gotta tell ya, it's still a blast.
I love the relationship between the two of you. What a cool couple!
Lmfaoooo the dude in the back makes everything 10x funnier
Actually, comparing the people busting up added to Tom's calmness through atrocities is freaking hilarious and the looks on his face 🤣
Tom is like me when my gf tells me a story “wow….yeah….still….Jesus…..yeah….well”
One of the best advice I got was don't hate, it's like drinking poison so the other person feels bad.
I was also an ambassador in high school bc I was in the orchestral band, I played sports, I liked to party, and I was always jamming with different people for my rock band. Plus the school I went to really didnt have cliques. I graduated in 2011 so the "revenge of the nerds" era of high achool was long gone by the time I was that age. The only people that would try to bully me were people that werent worth getting in trouble over bc I knew I could lay them to rest in one or two punches. You could tell that they were people that werent treated right at home and wanted to throw their issues on other people.
So you got punked by kids u could beat up ? Lmao I highly doubt that u jus a nerd
sounds like you were in the cool guy club as well 🎸
"Ah, once a decade," really means, "once every ten months, on average, sometimes sooner, sorry I'm back pedaling, I don't want millions of people to know that I'm a creep JUST LIKE THEM!!!"🤣
I was the same as Tom. Same schools till 8th grade. 5 high schools later. I hangout with everyone.
The person laughing in the background has the best laugh I've ever heard. Infectious to say the least.😂🤣 Love you two.❤
That's Nadav
He's a super racist Irishman
@@NYJWR07 lol
Calm down Annie Oakley! Holster that spit pistol!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm happy I can at least show my other half this and she can relate and also not get too mad at me.
I literally wish I was one of Toms goons in that story. Sounds fucking awesome.
my guy in the backrounds laugh is amaaaaaaaaaaaazing and adds to the bits
You guys are perfect for each other! 😍
The maniacal laughter on the background gives me vibes this is being recorded in Arkham Asylum.
GD' it Nedav I always think I can hold it together and then you burst out laughing.
I feel like the guys in the back purposely cackle loudly
Christina’s sweater looks like a stage prop from Double Dare and….
I.
AM.
HERE.
FOR.
IT.
THATS THE SHOW IVE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER, THANK YOU 😂😂😂😂
Oh my gosh I loved that show! I always wanted to do the physical challenge
Man this makes me think of so many stupid things I’ve done from 12-19 😂😂🤯
Please re-enact the Goth war and include Bobby Lee.
i love how when someone cheats, the person that gets punished is the 3rd party with whom they cheat. the person who presumably made the arrangement not to cheat on you is blameless.
In the blinding pain of heartbreak, the last thing anyone wants to believe is the person they love so much could possibly betray them. As there's no attachment to the 3rd party, it's much easier to blame them.
Unless that person is in your social circle or is at least aware of the current relationship between two peopled
6:15 actual crazed woman
“We were in competing goth cliques!” 😆🤣💀🤘🔥
Dear UA-cam,
it is perfectly okay to have the volume of your videos as loud as the volume of your advertisements.
Who are the people laughing in the water tower next to this interview?
The fact that Tom is in such bad shape that he got injured from trying to jump is the single most hilarious content that has ever been made.
I’m pretty sure Tom is actually fairly strong just eats a lot. There’s content of him lifting and he has some legit numbers
I used to have the biggest crush on Christina when she was old Road Rules. These clips bring me back to these good ol feelings 🥰
I gotta say, my favorite part was the nose whistling throughout the entire fucking video. Great job 👏
" you can say those things, you can say those things" 🎶 🎵
I’ve never understood people setting themselves on fire . Fire is the worst. One thing that tops it all is being burned
I like how girls get angry at the girl their boyfriend cheated with and not the boyfriend
That was super fun!!!
There’s no doubt you two are soulmates.
Kristin and Jom. My new favorite couple.
Tommy lowkey keep have been a gangster. That goons part at the end had me crying 😂
Tom had friends in low places 😂
If one day I hear about Tom starting false rumors he is cheating just to bring out Christina's crazy, I will not be surprised
Tom the intimidator 🤣
dude in the back dies at anything they say😂
Tom needs to start walking around with 2 goons 😂
Wtf, I keep thinking those are cheese puffs in the bag behind her 🤣🤣
Holy shit that last Thomas where it was so good
Personally I find the third degree to be the best. It's the only one where you don't feel it burning anymore😂
Tom the members of the BBC (Black Baldhead Community) would like you to fade your sideburns into your baldhead. It shouldn’t be a borderline to your baldhead, sideburns and a baldy should be one!
Kristin has been looking good lately! Hell yeah Tommy! 😍😍😍
Tom the Radio Mobster! 🤣
I fucking love these two. Fucking original people.You two make my day. How is it that you don't have a billion subscribers.
The hand on fire trick isn’t done with lighter fluid, it’s usually something alcohol based so it burns away before ur hand burns.
That goon story was fuckin hilarious 😂
I love how Christina's idea of a "troubled kid" is just a kid spitting on a another person. Lol. Such a sheltered child
Yeah I went to middle school in Detroit and ended up getting my jaw broke by some troubled kids. So after 2 months of that shit being wired shut I moved to my mom's house in Toledo Ohio lol.. fuuuuuuuuuck some people's kids.
fr 🤣🤣
06:20 'Competing Goth clicks', roflmao ...that's funny.
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.... we are all fearful of your merciless rage. I fear for Christiana's well being.
tom is so lucky , christina is so funny ...they are the perfect couple
Hahahaha. When I was like 16, I was hanging with the boys and my buddy got a text from his girl saying that her boss called her a b*tch and she was crying. So being the rational gentlemen we were, we rolled up on her job. We all walked in and went up to the counter and we asked to speak to the manager. This scrawny little dork came out and we all looked to my buddy to say something. He flinched. So I, the smallest guy there, said "Did you call (so and so) a b*tch?". And he looked around then nervously said "Yeah, it was in the heat of the moment." I look back to my buddy and he's still just standing there. So I said, "That's not going to happen again, right?". And he nodded his head and we left. Maaaannnnn. We were clowning him for days after that. I'm so glad I didn't go to jail on the several occasions I could've gone. No more foolishness for me haha.
Want to know what true love is? 4:30
When Tom is talking about the radio station incident all I can picture is the "Better Call Sal" episode with Mike and the drug dealer that wanted his baseball cards back.
Tom's faces got me in fucking tears