On the one hand, you got friendzoned by your fox waifu; BUUUUUUT you now have a friend....and over 1 million friends by association. I see that as an absolute win.
@@sidekic1109 imagine not enjoying the sensation of grease dripping down your hand as you eat a majestically huge burger, only to lick your hand sensually as the epilogue of the burger eating experience. Couldn't be me.
@@biosing1082 Honestly if I was legitimate friends, and not just parasocial in this hypothetical, with a girl like FubukinI'd probably catch feelings. I'd also probably be mega awkward about it.
I just love her face when she says "Friend's Meat" and the sudden realization of what she just said. Also I feel so bad for her in that Fall Guy's clip. Hot Dog let her win but she just couldn't pull it off. LOL!. :)
Her English is much better than I thought, although it is only slightly worrying that she renamed a piece of human meat friend while looking at the audience
Bro the "Ara ara" sounded like it was coming out of my laptop speakers and I thought that everyone could hear it. Thankfully only my cat was around to see me panic
So my younger brother literally asked me just now for Php169 for membership to this vtuber’s channel. I’m honestly not well-versed in vtubers, I just know that my brother likes this one, and that some of my fellow cosplayers here cosplay some vtubers like Gura, etc. So I asked him if he could show me the vtuber so I know what I’ll be spending money on. And you know what? I might buy myself a membership as well 😂❤️ Literally so kawaii~ I’m currently bingeing Fubuki content!
It's kind of endearing how they all seem to start clapping every time they think something is impressive or cool, even if it is pretty mundane in the Grand scheme of things
Fubuki: *Don't Cry Friends,Smile!*
Me: *_Smiles in pain_** :')*
*PAIN PEKO*
PAIN FRIENDS
SAD :')
Hide the pain-peko Harold
:^)
Another title: Friendzone compilation
Oh hello pretty lady
She is my ex tho
And you chose AFTER we clicked on the video to tell us this. Dang it, you've got me.
This has to be the best way to be friendzoned...right?
Awokokwokwokwok 😂
Fubuki is *our* friend
*cries*
at least we have a friend
"Don't cry, friends! Smile friends!"
She is my wife
Yes. *OUR* friend.
*USSR Anthem intensifies*
@Soviet Union When pfp
“Friends fresh meat”
Me:”I live to serve”
"I live to be served"
"To Serve Human."
"IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!"
My Liver be served!
Fubuki: *friendzone everyone*
Most chat: "oof, friendzoned"
Me, and some people that has no friend: "Bonjour"
Gaswan 213 well hello fellow person that has no friends
On the one hand, you got friendzoned by your fox waifu; BUUUUUUT you now have a friend....and over 1 million friends by association. I see that as an absolute win.
You have no friend?
*FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT!! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!!!!!!*
@@gtf234 big brain
@@gtf234 The most friends I'll ever have. Actually, the only friends I'll have.
I can feel my life span extending every time she speaks English
That happens to me, but then I watch Haachama eat a scorpion and my lifespan went down by double of what it went up by earlier.
@@suteebaid9776 Or watching Haachama cook in general. It's also a good way to stay in shape considering it suppresses the appetite.
@@suteebaid9776 So actually the other idols of Gen 1 + are just here to contain Haachama's power of dividing age by two
Fubuki on American burgers: "The bread is just decoration!"
*It do be like that*
no no no
the bread is to not let grease onto your hands that quickly smh
KFC Double Down be like "What if bread was chicken?"
@@sidekic1109 grease is a condiment
@@jayeisenhardt1337 most american thing i've read in a while
@@sidekic1109 imagine not enjoying the sensation of grease dripping down your hand as you eat a majestically huge burger, only to lick your hand sensually as the epilogue of the burger eating experience. Couldn't be me.
everyone acts like 'friends' is such a bad thing, but who *wouldn't* wanna be friends with such a good foxxo
Everyone
You would fall in love with a friend like that lmao
@@biosing1082 Honestly if I was legitimate friends, and not just parasocial in this hypothetical, with a girl like FubukinI'd probably catch feelings. I'd also probably be mega awkward about it.
You mean ca-
You'd get eaten lol
Yagoo is *alien pet*
Can’t disprove it though.
always has been
IT has sense, if FBK is a Fox/Cat Alien being a normal human like best girl Yagoo is an Alien for her and can be Pet.... eh(?
by alien pet means that pet is not U.S. citizen or resident
"Hi friends"
so there's really no hope huh...
"No dont cry"
-Force- Smile Thankyou "Friend"
Everyone got frienzoned, except for Yagoo,he's the first person I know to get petzoned
1:53 thanks fubuki to make me realize that I had my headphones upside down
She is best friend fox 🤍
1:52 Fubuki's Hearing Test
LMAO
This should be default in Windows...
This is needed
Best asmr c:
Sounds like Navi when she says hello
Fubuki: "YAGOO is pet!"
pretty bold statement considering you are a "catto"
The primarily thing standing in the way of cats ruling the world is their own thoughts that they already do.
@@E4439Qv5 THIS!
if somehow, cats woke up and realised they don't actually rule the world, we are all FUCKED!
cat wife?
fox friend!
Yagoo: Your hired
Fubuki: Thank you, your now my pet
Yagoo: Wait what
Fubuki: no cry, pet
"The bread's just decoration"
Top 10 burger descriptions
I just love her face when she says "Friend's Meat" and the sudden realization of what she just said. Also I feel so bad for her in that Fall Guy's clip. Hot Dog let her win but she just couldn't pull it off. LOL!. :)
2:02 you hear this in your room on your bed: kalm
You live alone: panik
you realize it's FBK: kalm
@@HappyBeezerStudios It's Fubuki: PANIK
this is the kind of random cute that makes life worth living
That "F-word" is depressing..truly is
Fubuki: "hi friends"
Chat: "Nooo!!!!"
Me: "oh hei friends, whats up?"
Fubuki: 'No wife! No wife! Friend!"
Me: "Friend...with benefits!"
** cut to watching movies with Fubuki**
Me: "Ahhh...benefits."
When Fubuki said "Friend" it really sounds like a english people tho
"I'm ok with being friends"
*Sees **1:15*
"I'd like to be demoted to pet please"
Y'know how people say "Find the thing in life your best at and stick to that?" Fubuki's things is calling everyone friend
"Yagoo is pet, Yagoo is Alien pet, Yagoo is Alien"
It's official, Yagoo is an Alien
1:18 *friends fresh meat*
Literally my brain: (´⊙ω⊙`)
Of course Yahoo now an alien.
Because he's out of this world 🕶️
Don’t cry! Smile!
*not smiling rate drops to 0%*
I love Vtubers speaking English lol, and the confused clapping is amazing
"Yagoo is alien pet."
So does this mean Fubuki got the UFO ending in Silent Hill?
I have realised i was wearing my headphones wrong for a year..... thanks fubuki
Her English is much better than I thought, although it is only slightly worrying that she renamed a piece of human meat friend while looking at the audience
Everyone: Fubuki called us friend, that's so sad 😭
Me: Finally I have a friend:')
Bro the "Ara ara" sounded like it was coming out of my laptop speakers and I thought that everyone could hear it.
Thankfully only my cat was around to see me panic
Fubuki saying don’t cry makes me feel like she’s talking to someone in her basement
My favorite thing in the world is seeing fubuki losing her mind over the Wendy's menu.
Honestly was just expecting this to just be "Hi Friends" for 4 minutes but this is... better
Im rewatching this and everytime I hope it changes and she actually becomes number one burger king.
Fubuki: "Don't cry, friends."
Everyone: * smiles while crying in pain *
Me: "I'm happy just being her friend lol"
Her going "left, right" in ASMR has helped me fix the crossed wires in my surround sound system.
Im a Simple Man Really. I see Fubuki, I Click. No hesitations, Even if it Means the Friendzone.
Yessir. I've been waiting for this
Fubuki: hi friends
Me in my head: I'm mad scientist.
1:15 The fact that she whispered "friend's fresh meat" was the most unsettling part.
The right~left ASMR just hits all the buttons that I didin't knew i had right. A strange yet welcome experience
I know this is pre-recorded footage but at the beginning I felt the overwhelming need to say hello back, is there something wrong with me?
A fox is technically a dog, which is a best friend
I like how many hololive characters try to speak English its just funny
She definitely isn't talking to me, as my name isn't "Freds"
Fubuki: Yagoo is alien pet
also Fubuki: Yagoo is our pet
so they all are alien all this time
*Sees friends as meat*
Me: Mame I'm scared but interested.
So my younger brother literally asked me just now for Php169 for membership to this vtuber’s channel. I’m honestly not well-versed in vtubers, I just know that my brother likes this one, and that some of my fellow cosplayers here cosplay some vtubers like Gura, etc.
So I asked him if he could show me the vtuber so I know what I’ll be spending money on. And you know what? I might buy myself a membership as well 😂❤️ Literally so kawaii~ I’m currently bingeing Fubuki content!
It's funny. .. cuz this fox(cat) girl just called yagoo a pet
0:29 Yagoo: i'm sorry to announce but Vtuber Shirakami Fubuki will be graduating. She will have until (random date) to finish her activies.
Wow the video just started and I already feel like someone just ripped my heart and stomped over it several times. Thanks.
“Friendship meat.”
*proceeds to smile innocently and maniacally at the same time*
I love the way she says fox
Fubuki: Don't cry friends! Smile!
Us: Well yall heard the fox, depression is no more
1:52 so i was wearing my head phones wrong
Fubuki: friendzone everyone
Most chat: "oof, friendzoned"
Yagoo: "Alien Pet"
Fubuki: - uses cheer - Smile friends! :D
Everyone: Ack! Too cute! Critical hit! It was super effective! -1000HP
"Could you make someone smile so much it made their face break?"
Fubuki: 0:10
The thumbnail like uncle sam finally found oil
0:46
Me: Then how about husband?
not gonna lie the amount of different outfits she has is amazing
If someone shot me in the knees and crippled me, I'd forgive them if they said "Sorry" as adorably as she does
Depends on the limitations of friendship. If I can't headpat, I'd be sad.
THIS MADE MY DAY I'VE BEEN CRYING FOR 7 HOURS HELP
Friend's fresh meat...play that without context and video
That burger video is why i’m here today.
Hearing her say Baconator is something else
3:06
Chat: Best cat
Fubuki: Ou Wou Wou Wou Wou
I think Fubuki loves the memes and jokes about her. She seems to like to play along with them.
Fubuki: Friends! No wife!
Me, an ace: I see this as an absolute win!
I may not be ace, but still a win.
Me, aro: hell yea dude
take a shot everytime fbk says friends..
don't do it lol
Her pronunciation is suprisingly good.
It's kind of endearing how they all seem to start clapping every time they think something is impressive or cool, even if it is pretty mundane in the Grand scheme of things
i love how she says "Burger" as Bagah
Fubuki: Left~. Right~.
My headphones: Right~. Left~.
6 months later, I discover I’ve been wearing my headphones backwards the whole time. Nice work, me
Friendly fubuki is here to kill our depression
The time I died multiple times in every alternate universes
Everyone: crying bcuz they got friendzoned
Yagoo: *PET*
1:17 Fubuki Scared Me The Crap Out
1 seconds into the video and I already got mentally attacked
very cute
Take a shot every time she says friend
“Don’t cry, friens! Smi’ !! Smi’ !”
Every time she says "friends" it's like being jabbed by a spear.
1:17, I am terrified.
Lol, “yagoo is just a animal friend”........
1:52 best way to test headphones
Seeing 0:49 through 1:05 without any context terrifies me.
Hi friends
Fubuki: Don't cry friends, Smile :)!
My depression: understandable, have a great day
Did she just say "Friend's Fresh Meat."??
*mom, come pick me up, I'm scared.*
this is so wholesome im dying inside
When she speaks better English then Marine
I can say proudly that Fubuki is my friend
Fubuki: "No, don't cry, friends! Smile!"
Depression: "Aight, I'ma head out."