I dunno because there's this huge mental divide for me between the character and the person behind the screen. Dunno if I'm explaining it well, but I see the person behind the screen as just another person. Maybe a bit more pure than we thought.
@@Quintessentialdesu We facetime every day for hours. We sleep together on the video call and she sends me cute pictures of her smile 💓 i love her so much 🙂🙂🙂
meanwhile i just haven't met anyone i like who isn't like half the planet away from me and i honestly don't see the point of online dating, it's barely any different from just being friends, so i'll probably be single forever tbh but whatever, i've got great friends 🤷♂️
Never heard of this test, decided to try it for myself Got 95 I feel like I should be happy about that, but I also feel like I shouldn't be. One thing's for certain though This proves that I, indeed, have no bitches
She just doesn't know what masturbation is, because yes, she does it. Asexuals masturbate a lot fyi. People forget that there are an insane amount of ways to masturbate instead of only fingering or jerking off.
Necroposting, but females really need to be in the right state with the right tools to make it pleasurable. Especially if she tried "putting in", instead of stimulating the outer parts.
It's not whiny and nasal like a certain "Smol Wave Off Kanagawa", who is still really funny and entertaining, but has to be taken in much smaller doses.
@@morphsuitmeele1171 it is definitely an A grade in most places, depends on the level of education though- the numbers ususally are lower at higher levels but the requirements are tougher the fancier the institute is
@@Zaxster_-3- IIRC, that's one of the questions from the test. Something about being against them or authorities, it's been some time and I'm not sure anymore.
From the deep wrinkle in my brain I believe she said she was a waitress many years ago, and as a restaurant employee I can confirm almost everyone smokes
Forming a relationship over the internet? Alternatively, forming a relationship and then leaving it before going on a date. Also, depends on what one considers a date, for example, some people wouldn't consider a "park date" a real date, while some would consider doing homework together a date.
@@ThePolish2107 I consider hanging out with someone on your free time a date. Which is why I found it weird that you can be in a relationship without ever being on a date, like, you never hung out after school? type of thing.
@@InformerMaz After watching Shondo, that's basically what it was. A girl was romantically interested in Shon. They played minecraft together. Shon was too young to understand that the girl was in love with her. It was a onesided relationship. They've never been on a date because they never met irl (thankfully! shon was underaged while the gf was not)
Shondo the fact that you were so brutaly honest gives me mad respect for you but even more than that is the fact that you put in the work to like EVERY SINGLE COMMENT I gave myself self a seizure just trying to look for an unliked comment
I got curious about this rice purity test cause a lot of vtubers I been watching done this so I tried it and oh boy I didn't expect I was this pure I got the score of 92 wtf
Imagine your regular Latin American teenager, this hypothetical person automatically scores lower, I did this test, did way less things than her and scored about 60
I can't believe Shondo smoked the devils brocolli i'm shitting and crying rn
la lechuga del diablo
Explains alot tbh.
Satan's Argula
The demon’s oregano.
Sharted and farted
the mental image of shondo smoking some menthols is crazy and i’m all for it
It's like that baby with a cigar from Who Framed Roger Rabbit
I dunno because there's this huge mental divide for me between the character and the person behind the screen. Dunno if I'm explaining it well, but I see the person behind the screen as just another person. Maybe a bit more pure than we thought.
nah, Shondo smoking some *FAT DART*
What os that? Is it like methanol?
I just cannot picture a small skinny pale girl hitting a pack of Winston's against the palm of her other hand and asking if anyone's got a lighter lol
I can't believe shondo would do something like this. I'm literally shaking and crying rn
Cringe response, 2/10. Try again with more emotion
She sploofed a boof
Nuh-uh. I'm crying harder.
yeah, I mean handholding?! wtf, degenerate
Yall have problems
Shondo - "I have kissed someone before"
/vt/ -
Shondo - "It was a girl"
/vt/ - 😭😭😭😭
Bro created new emotes just for that comment
I can translate this to English
What did she mean by this?
We live in a society
Your /vt/ is different from mine.
I just took the same quiz. Got 59%. Unsurprisingly Shondo's more pure.
I ended up more pure than her, it was pretty funny.
@@nickstarlingch Me too. I got a 90, highest test score i've ever gotten
@@rize3753 97 💪
86%. Can't believe Shondo's 1% purer than me. Must've been the jacking thing.
@@rize3753 91% for me lol
Took this test and realized it was a ruse, this ain't the purity test, this the "No bitches?" test
I can confirm that I have no bitches, again
As someone who is maidenless, i agree
pretty much lmfao 😭😭
I got 91, that woud make sense then
Hmmm, should I take this again and count body pillows amongst partners?
That's a lot of honesty.
Drinking alcohol on stream counts as a religious context
I'm not sure how to feel about scoring higher than shondo, yet the only two answers we both had were ingesting alcohol and seen "corn"
I got 91
Kissless, hugless virgin
Life's hard
@@Quintessentialdesu I have gf of 3 months now. But my score is the same cuz its a online relationship. Lifes also good fren :)
@@Quintessentialdesu We facetime every day for hours. We sleep together on the video call and she sends me cute pictures of her smile 💓 i love her so much 🙂🙂🙂
@@Quidney women aren't real bro, how can you be that dumb??? 🤨
meanwhile i just haven't met anyone i like who isn't like half the planet away from me
and i honestly don't see the point of online dating, it's barely any different from just being friends, so i'll probably be single forever tbh
but whatever, i've got great friends 🤷♂️
@@fortnitesexman I'll meet her this summer tho. We even have plans to get married even though we haven't met even once irl. I love her sm
Literally crying and screaming and pissing right now
*in public right now?
Shondo isn't just pure. She's toxic to humans due to her purity.
Such absolute purity that it gives you water poisoning on contact
Like a vampire touching holy water.
Pure all-natural arsenic! Because nothing natural can be bad for you!
Alkaline Shondo
Never heard of this test, decided to try it for myself
Got 95
I feel like I should be happy about that, but I also feel like I shouldn't be. One thing's for certain though
This proves that I, indeed, have no bitches
I don’t know about you, but I got a 91, and I’m only 15 lol, I got more than enough time for some bitches.
Eyyyy I got 95 too, brother in arms
95 too
97
Maidenless
1:09 that smile though
My fav shondo moment
Shondo is pure... just dont give her 16 pounds.
Further proof that Shondo is too based for this world
Pretending to be lewd for views while being a stranger to selfhelp of that kind... smh. 😄
Ah, finally, a test I can ace with minimal effort!
you could say she did it but only lasted 30 seconds
or she did it until it hurts
both are entirely correct and entirely funny.
Makes you you wonder if she's asexual
@@whatsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu women are much less likely to m in general, so it doesn't mean she's asexual, it's not that rare.
@bobpotato1231 that is true and they do often do jt less often when they do. Hormones I geuss
She just doesn't know what masturbation is, because yes, she does it.
Asexuals masturbate a lot fyi. People forget that there are an insane amount of ways to masturbate instead of only fingering or jerking off.
Necroposting, but females really need to be in the right state with the right tools to make it pleasurable. Especially if she tried "putting in", instead of stimulating the outer parts.
Normally I HATE really high pitched voices, but for whatever reasons her's works.
But when she does her high pitched demonic screams,I feel like breaking through the screen and telling her:SHUT BITCH.
I don’t dislike her current VTuber voice, but if I’m being totally honest, I really miss the voice she did back in the ASMR days. That was peak.
It's not whiny and nasal like a certain "Smol Wave Off Kanagawa", who is still really funny and entertaining, but has to be taken in much smaller doses.
The perfect blunt rotation just got one shondo bigger
I just wanna know how she knew I didn't have ears
87 out of 100 is a good score honestly. Just tried and got 96 ^^
Wait so the bigger the number the more pure??
@@jeremyrawdon4675 Yes.
@@YuSooKey so a 51 is average then?
@@jeremyrawdon4675 Most people before 25 years old score between 85 and 91.
@@taodivinity1556 I’m 21…
Got a 89. I'm a kissless virgin aspy that couldn't really love anyone even if it was a real life anime girl that wanted me. I have negative game.
You didn't have to say all that, having an anime profile picture is proof enough
@@Telados bruh you have female *speedawagooon*as your avatar, you are actually me
@@Kilesfactor I also scored 96, so I deserve the pure anime girl more then you
@@Telados What if you and him instead 😳
It's not a bad thing though.
I got 92 on the test and i clicked like 6 things bro 💀
i got 62
@@dekufiremage7808 92 is a B but yeah still good. Unless it's different from where you are idk.
@@morphsuitmeele1171 it is definitely an A grade in most places, depends on the level of education though- the numbers ususally are lower at higher levels but the requirements are tougher the fancier the institute is
Apparently they fixed the grading to 10 point 5 years ago or so. It was 100-93 for A. 92-85 B. Something for C and D. F
I got 94. I can't believe I'm the purest guy in this comment section.
Impossible. This shondo has me tearing up
I don't understand how self-satisfaction could be undesirable.
I can't believe those elementary school teachers had the weed out so easy that Shadow got a hold of it😆
I expected all of those... but the weed one? xXxFALLENshondo420xXx BLAZE IT!
Can't believe she did premarital hand holding. My word.
i have GOT to smoke weed with shondo
Its an experience you will only make once
Dream blunt rotation
Scored 87 as well, I am such a pure soul and totally not a total degenerate with all kinds of weird fetishes and fantasies.
The style of editing had me cracking up
Thamk
I got a 96, and I’m not even sure that’s something to be proud of
Same here. Makes me feel like I haven't experienced anything ever
92 and still purer then shondo(if thats even possible)... Like yo guys we need to go taste life тт_тт
@@mrgenry6055 damn im at 92 too
our time will come soon
How
92% at most. I say at most because there's some stuff that I don't think counts (got blue balls from standing up weird, for example).
Weed? Impure....💢
Shondo is like medicine: beneficial effects if used in moderation, but a veritable poison when consumed in excess.
Purity and adorability are separate concepts, but we know Shadow has both!!
Holy crap I took the test and also got an 87. I don't know if I should be happy or sad lol.
91
95 LIGHTNING MCQUEEN GANG
Congrat you're compatible with her
96 here, debatable 97
can you please share your bitches with me?👉🏻👈🏻😳
I thought the higher the score meant less pure but then realized it was the other way around after I got a higher score... don't know how to feel now
there are rare times where i find a vtuber genuinely hilarious and shondo is one of them
WHY IS SHE NAKED
😭😭
Why aren't you?
i am literally crying and shaking right now
Shondo is so pure 💙💙💙💙
Honestly better than I expected
"It hurt and i don't like it" I don't believe
23%. Hard to be pure when you're in a relationship for long enough lol.
Using drugs, fighting the cops and polyamory are indeed unavoidable parts of any serious relationship.
@@ZanderSabbag where tf did the fighting cops part come from lmao
@@Zaxster_-3- IIRC, that's one of the questions from the test. Something about being against them or authorities, it's been some time and I'm not sure anymore.
From the deep wrinkle in my brain I believe she said she was a waitress many years ago, and as a restaurant employee I can confirm almost everyone smokes
bruh that dancing seal is so fucking funny
i love her
Out of all thinks i didn't expect Shondo to smoke lettuce
It probably did go better than the 1 time i tried it lol
I think you mean to say cosmic pure pure wholesome my young shadow
Shondo emanates an strong aura telling you to "ambush" you, inmediately after you give her your back.
The deep fried meme sound after some questions is gold 💀
My score is actually higher than Shondo. Wtf, I am more pure than her?
I really need to go outside more often... Or maybe at all
Pure is in the eye of the beer holder.
I cant believe me and shondo got the same score. I wish I actually wasnt shitting and crying right now. SOS
Honestly, that was lower then I expected simply because I don’t know the questions.
when she describes the title she knows she's going to have a hard time
How can you've been in a relationship but not been on a date? How does one skip that step of being in a relationship?
Forming a relationship over the internet?
Alternatively, forming a relationship and then leaving it before going on a date.
Also, depends on what one considers a date, for example, some people wouldn't consider a "park date" a real date, while some would consider doing homework together a date.
@@ThePolish2107 I consider hanging out with someone on your free time a date. Which is why I found it weird that you can be in a relationship without ever being on a date, like, you never hung out after school? type of thing.
@@RexusprimeIX I feel like "date" implies some semblance of romantic intent, you can go from being friends straight to being in a relationship
Maybe those middle school romances, where you’re like “we’re in a relationship,” and never talk again lmao.
@@InformerMaz After watching Shondo, that's basically what it was. A girl was romantically interested in Shon. They played minecraft together. Shon was too young to understand that the girl was in love with her. It was a onesided relationship. They've never been on a date because they never met irl (thankfully! shon was underaged while the gf was not)
I actually tried that test just before watching this clip and I got the same score as Shondo :)
please help, I don't wanna be this pure :)
Well you can start with some exercise...
@@natsudragneelthefiredragon that doesn HUH??
I literally scored one point over her. Does that make us soulmates 😳
You legit already are married to her....
@@ShondopilledIndividuals Ok, but hear me out: Married^2
@@imfabulous3707 married to the second power?
@@PastPositive Married squared
@@imfabulous3707 1^2 still equals 1
Yur the only one i can talk to somtimes shondo
She's pure enough.
"it was *in* the ceiling of my school" wait, hol' up
This small being scares me
I got a 98. Those last two always get me
*What the dog doin'?*
I'm almost done with this to do list only a few remain
Now I want to see stoned shondo
she got stoned a bit ago and posted funny stuff on twitter, thats about it
Bros I'm literally shaking
I'm reluctant to answer the second last question
Shondo the fact that you were so brutaly honest gives me mad respect for you but even more than that is the fact that you put in the work to like EVERY SINGLE COMMENT I gave myself self a seizure just trying to look for an unliked comment
Imagine taking this test and scoring a 69% in it.
Briefly tried! Uoh! 😭
oh my fucking god the youtube emotes do exist, i had no idea
It's alright Shondo, I drink too!
✟she held hands✟
✟✟✟
I got a score of 93, bruh...
KISSED SOMEONE!? A GRILL!?
VERY INTERESTING
*starts writing*
Good thing there wasn't a "Have you sipped acetone?" question, I guess.
I got curious about this rice purity test cause a lot of vtubers I been watching done this so I tried it and oh boy I didn't expect I was this pure I got the score of 92 wtf
This test makes me feel bad about myself
How did I become more pure than Shondo?
ace shondo is a weird turn of event tbph no cap on god
shondo is life
these all surprised me, even though most of them are normal LMAO.
39 for me. Middle school was wild.
Yes she is
I get a kick out of people’s reaction to this test mostly because I scored a 1 😂
Wait a motherfucking second, I'm a chaotic bastard and for some fucking reason I score above 90 on this one...
At another job I had we all took this test for fun and two people got 30s
I don't think this lady can be out here absolving people of sin while she was smoking the devil's lettuce in her schoolin' days!
50, The true balance is reached
Took that test after watching
79 yet I've never done the deed or done drugs, just drink on occasion, strange
just not having done the dirty alone puts you in the pure category.
I took the test and got 91 surprisingly, thought it would be lower.
Dang, we have some pretty innocent people here, I got a 45
Of course she is pure.
Got 90 certified _maidenless_
HOW IS SHE MORE PURE THAN ME
Imagine your regular Latin American teenager, this hypothetical person automatically scores lower, I did this test, did way less things than her and scored about 60