Property of Spiker and Sponge James and the Giant Peach Musical Jr
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- Опубліковано 25 чер 2019
- James and the Giant Peach Musical, Jr Version
I noticed no one had uploaded the jr versions of the songs yet, so here they are.
I do not claim any content as my own, and I am not profiting off of this in any way.
Got casted as spiker!! This is a big help!
Getting our scripts tomorrow! So excited 🥰
I'm a Ladalord's player and a citizen. I also got an extra line because someone didn't show up to any rehearsals
I am lahdalord
I am a Ladalord,and a cop
are you doing a camp
I WAS Miss Spider, but then our James quit, so now someone else plays Spider and I am James.
thanks,i needed it for my theatre camp. :)
Got my script today as sponge!
i’m spiker for my play this year. trying to nail down this song!
same!!! good luck!!
our James is black… oh god
Edit:
the scrip I got has:
“there’s no need to, technically we own it
make him sweat and force him to behaaaaaaave”
and
“so do as you’re told, or else you’ll never grow old”
looks like the writers said “ohhhhh”
OH MY GOD -
My script has that too
My script has that, I think it's just an edit people added to not be racist
@@theartwitch6624 Hey I literally know you you were in my production. Ladahlord, right? I was sponge.
@@sucrose2083 ye lol
I would love to watch this again
I'm James this year. My script blocking is literally just
*gets abused*
*gets boyhandled*
*more abuse*
*more boyhandling*
I don't even need to practice XD
HAHAA- At some point me/Spiker and my friend who plays Sponge shove James on the floor 😭😭
I’m grasshopper but this song is one of my faves along with floatin along and plump and juicy
This song is my fav fav fav!!!
yha,kyou so,much you helped me
[SPIKER, SPONGE]
HA!
[SPIKER]
Wretched families, dragging heavy pockets
Ruby pendants, solid silver lockets
We can help relieve you of some pounds
[SPONGE]
Are you callin’ me fat?
[SPIKER]
I’m referrin’ to money, pigeon brain.
[SPONGE]
Oh!
[SPIKER]
They’re distracted, Look at me! I’m stunning!
[SPONGE]
I swoop in, so masterfully cunning!
[SPIKER]
We get rich!
[SPONGE]
I do like how that sounds!
[SPIKER, SPONGE]
HA! HA! HA!
[SPIKER]
So hard to resist,
[SPONGE]
And if it slips off your wrist?
[SPIKER, SPONGE, VAGRANTS]
TOO BAD! It’s property of Spiker and Sponge!
[SPIKER]
And heaven forbid you might be missing some quid,
[SPIKER, SPONGE, VAGRANTS]
BOO HOO! It’s property of Spiker and Sponge!
You can comb the ground, check the lost and found
Did you leave it in the gift shop?
[SPIKER]
Well isn’t it queer?
[SPONGE]
How a purse can appear!
[SPIKER, SPONGE, VAGRANTS]
It’s property of Spiker and Sponge!
[BILLY AND BOBBY BOBBY COP]
Spiker and Sponge we presume?
[SPONGE]
We didn’t do it!
[BILLY BOBBY COP]
As long as you keep them contributions to the policeman’s fund up to date, we’ve got no trouble with you.
[SPIKER]
How can we be of help to such devastatingly handsome representatives of Scotland Yard?
[BOBBY BOBBY COP]
Got an official telegram for the two of you. ‘Ere you go.
[SPONGE]
Thanks mates.
[SPIKER]
What’s it say? What’s it say?
[SPONGE]
It says…we’re having a baby!
[SPIKER]
Give that to me! Blah blah blah parents, blah blah blah eaten by a rhino, blah blah blah oh dear me.
We are the only living relatives to an orphan, child-thingy named…James.
[SPIKER, SPONGE]
Ewwwww!
[DOREEN DRIGGLES]
Holy devil, nasty puking babies
[VIOLET FUNKSCHMELLER]
So revolting, chicken pox and rabies
[RIDGLEY RAPSCALLION]
Grab a shovel, start to dig your grave!
[CHRIS CRYERMOUTH]
Just imagine a lice-infested boy loafing about the house?!
[SPIKER]
Not so quickly, yes, we could bemoan it,
But there’s no need to, technic’lly we own it!
“James” can be our helper monkey slave!
We’ll put him to use!
[SPONGE]
He’ll be our private masseuse!
[SPIKER, SPONGE, VAGRANTS]
He’s property of Spiker and Sponge!
[SPIKER]
He’ll wash all our clothes
[SPONGE]
And scrape the jam from our toes!
[SPIKER, SPONGE, VAGRANTS]
New property for Spiker and Sponge!
[SPIKER]
There he is!
[SPONGE]
Oh, my dear, lovely cousin!
[SPIKER]
Nephew.
[SPONGE]
Nephew! Oh my dear little nephew Jack!
[JAMES]
It’s James.
[SPIKER]
Oh Jeff! How we’ve missed you!
[SPONGE, TO MATRON NURSE]
He does come with some sort of payment doesn’t he?
[SPIKER]
A boy his age can eat his weight in food twice a day.
[MATRON NURSE]
You’ll be paid twenty-seven pounds a week to care for the boy.
[SPIKER, SPONGE]
HUZZAH!
Don’t you worry, he’ll be taken care of
Not a worry, not that he’s aware of
He’ll forget his folks are even dead!
[VAGRANTS]
He’ll be raised properly, properly, properly by Spiker and Sponge!
[SPIKER]
Bye now!
[SPONGE]
Welcome to the family moron!
[SPIKER]
Wipe off that grin
[SPONGE]
And let the torture begin!
[SPIKER, SPONGE, VAGRANTS]
You’re property of Spiker and Sponge!
[SPONGE]
Before you unpack you’ll shave the hair off my back!
[SPIKER, SPONGE, VAGRANTS]
You’re property of Spiker and Sponge!
[SPIKER, SPONGE]
What a scrumptious joy, now we own the boy
He’ll work and never stop!
[SPIKER, SPONGE, VAGRANTS]
So do as you’re told, or you’ll be auctioned and sold, you’re property of Spiker and Sponge!
[SPIKER, SPONGE]
Bah dah dah dah dah dah dah!
I know this is late lmao, but is/was no one else Spiker?
i am!
i’m spiker rn!!
@@delaneychirpich1541 me2
im spiker this year
“wE aRE hAvIng A BaYbAY!?!!!”
Tf-
im playing sponge this summer
My musical is tomorrow I’m so scared
Any male sponges?
“James will be our helper monkey slaaave!”
I-
Wtf
yes
Yes
it’s even worse for me. our James is black.
Ikr my music teacher changed it up for us and said if we weren't comfortable saying certain lines we could change it up a bit 😅😭
@@nolo2gogo yikesss
I ha dot use this thanks
had
why are ppl so weird in the comments?
thats just how theater kids are
@@kitkatkittykat5000 so true! 😂
I did the best on my auditions, but I failed...
BECAUSE THE TEACHER CHOSE THE SAME PEOPLE AS HE DID LAST YEAR! So Annoying))))))))
@@user-tj6gf8vr2z i hate when they pick favs!