0:02 Asking Employees How to Switch on Non-Electric Items 3:28 Seatbelt Joke 4:23 Skipping Rocks 4:54 Using Peoples Mirrors in Traffic to Shave My Face 6:56 Manatee Basketball Player 8:17 Accident Joke
Go to a pet store ask employees how long it takes for birds to grow after planting bird seed. 👍 Edit: Yes. I know he has done it in a video since I orignally made this comment. This comment is a year old. Thanks for all the likes!
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@@lemonyowo Notes: 1. THINK BEFORE DOING SOMETHING IF IT WILL MAKE MUM AND FAMILY UNHAPPY. 2. BE AWARE OF YOUR ACTIONS AND BEFORE DOING THINGS. 3. PLAN TO MOVE OUT ASAP ! 4. FOLLOW EVERY INSTRUCTIONS I HAVE TYPED HERE, AND STOP ASKING THE SAME AS I HAVE ALREADY WRITTEN. (EXAMPLE - CLEANING THE TOILET EACH TIME AND CHECK IT YOURSELF!!) 5. DON'T LET MUM SEE OR HEAR YOU TOO MUCH WHEN AROUND THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW. X MINIMAL CONTACT WITH MUM AND AVOID AND/OR CLOSE THE DOOR NEARBY WHEN POSSIBLE. X AVOID LOOKING AT MUM’S FACE NOW, UNLESS SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 6. STOP BLAMING FAMILY WHEN YOU TALK AND STOP MAKING EXCUSES ALL THE TIME - AND LISTEN WHAT WE HAVE TO SAY (BECAUSE YOU MAKE US SOUND BAD AND NOT TRUE TO OTHER PEOPLE). X X 7. REMEMBER WHAT WE TOLD YOU ONCE, DON'T MAKE US TELL AGAIN SO MANY TIMES. X 8. DON'T MAKE NOISES IN THE MORNING IF FAMILY ARE STILL SLEEPING. X (INCLUDES FLUSHING TOILET REPEATEDLY AND UNNECESSARILY). X X MINIMAL NOISE IN THE MORNING IN HOUSE. 9. DON'T BOTHER FAMILY WHEN THEY ARE SLEEPING. 10. STOP PEEKING IN KIDS ROOM TO SEE WHAT THEY ARE DOING IN THEIR SPARE TIME; AND DON’T LECTURE THEM. 11. STOP TALKING ABOUT MONEY ALL THE TIME LIKE GIVING MONEY TO MUM. X X 12. AVOID COMING IN AND OUT WHEN DARK BECAUSE OF MOSQUITOES. 13. COMPLETE YOUR OUTSIDE/BACKYARD TASKS BEFORE SUNSET. 14. BRUSH TEETH BEFORE DARK. 15. DON’T SPIT ALL OVER THE BACKYARD LAWN/GRASS WHEN BRUSHING TEETH. 16. ALWAYS CLOSE THE MIDDLE DOOR AS IT WAS. X 17. WEAR A MASK WHEN GOING OUTSIDE THE PROPERTY, AND WHEN TALKING CLOSELY TO OUTSIDERS. 18. ALWAYS ADVISE ME FIRST IF YOU WANT TO MAKE PHYSICAL CHANGES AROUND THE HOUSE (LIKE RE-PAINTING ETC.) X 19. ASK FOR PERMISSION BEFORE USING POWER TOOLS. 20. ONLY CUT THE GRASS WHEN IT IS LONG. 21. DON’T MOW GRASS NEARBY THE CAR. IF NEED TO MOVE CAR THEN LET ME KNOW. 22. DON’T POUR BOILING/HOT WATER ON THE GARDEN/FRUITS AND VEGGIES. 23. FOLLOW MUM’S INSTRUCTIONS IN THE GARDEN. 24. KEEP YOUR BIKE UNDER SHELTER, NEVER OUT IN THE RAIN AND SUNNY. X 25. KNOCK ON CLOSED TOILET/BATHROOM/BEDROOM DOORS FOR ANSWER BEFORE ENTERING. 26. OPEN BATHROOM WINDOW WHEN SHOWERING TO LET THE AIR OUT. 27. SHOWER WITH WATER ON HALFWAY, NOT FULL BLAST! 28. LEAVE DOOR SLIGHTLY OPEN WHEN SHOWERING. X 29. SHAMPOO HAIR AND BODY. 30. USE HEAD & SHOULDERS BRAND WITH BLUE LID. (THOROUGHLY WASH YOUR HAIR AND CLEAN YOUR BODY WITH SHAMPOO/SOAP, TO REMOVE YOUR BAD BODY ODOUR). X 31. LEAVE SHOWER CURTAIN OPEN, AFTER SHOWERING. X 32. WHEN HEATER IS ON: ALWAYS CLOSE THE BACK GLASS DOOR, TOILET DOOR AND BATHROOM DOOR. X X 33. PUT ALL YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES STRAIGHT INTO LAUNDRY/BASKET, 34. DON’T TAKE OFF YOUR DIRTY SOCKS ALL OVER THE PLACE. 35. NO SOAKING CLOTHES IN RAINWATER OUTSIDE. 36. SHAKE OFF CLOTHES OUTSIDE BEFORE PUTTING INTO WASHING MACHINE. 37. WASHING NEEDS TO BE FULL. (REMOVE FAMILY CLOTHES FROM WASHING MACHINE AND INTO A BASKET IF REQUIRED). (LOAD IT FULLY FIRST, WHEN READY TO WASH JUST TELL ME IT IS READY). 38. HANG CLOTHES OUT TO DRY YOURSELF AND FOLD AWAY YOURSELF. MUM IS ONLY DOING WASHING. 39. BE AWARE WHENEVER YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE OR FACE, MUST WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE DOING ANYTHING INSIDE THE HOUSE. 40. ASK WHAT FOODS ARE READY TO EAT IF UNSURE. X COOK YOUR OWN RICE WITH OTHER RICE COOKER. 41. WASH HANDS WITH SOAP BEFORE SCOOPING FOOD AND PREPARING TO EAT. 42. DON’T BRING/LEAVE ANY OF YOUR FOOD, FRUIT, DRINKS ETC IN THE KITCHEN TABLES. KEEP IT ELSEWHERE. 43. DON’T DAMAGE OR SCRATCH KITCHEN TABLETOPS. X 44. CLEAN UP IF MAKING A MESS AND WHEN YOU SEE MESSY -- ESPECIALLY KITCHEN CRUMBS OR SPILLING/DRIPPING LIQUIDS. INSPECT CLOSELY AS REQUIRED BEFORE LEAVING KITCHEN ETC. X X X 45. ALWAYS EMPTY DIRTY DISHES INTO THE BIN BEFORE PUTTING IN THE SINK. X 46. WET/SOAK YOUR DIRTY DISH IN SINK. 47. PUT THINGS BACK WHERE/HOW THEY WERE, AFTER YOU MOVE THINGS IN THE KITCHEN. X 48. PUT THE HOT WATER BOTTLES IF YOU WANT, DON’T ASK. I WILL TELL IF NO NEED OR NOT NOW. 49. WHEN POURING THE HOT WATER BOTTLES, MAKE SURE NONE DRIP OR SPILL INTO NEARBY FOOD. X 50. ENSURE HOT WATER BOTTLES ARE TUCKED AWAY PROPERLY UNDER BLANKET SO IT STAYS WARM IN BED. X 51. STOP TAKING OUT TRASH INSIDE IF THE BIN BAGS ARE NOT FULL YET. X 52. DON’T TAKE OUT THE OUTER/THICKER BIN BAG UNLESS IT IS LEAKING. REPLACE THE BIN BAG AFTER REMOVING. 53. SIT DOWN WHEN POOING, NO SQUATTING. X X 54. STOP FLUSHING THE TOILET TOO MANY TIMES EACH USE … X 55. ENSURE TOILET IS CLEAN AND SPOTLESS AFTER USING. X X X 56. SPRAY WITH AIR FRESHENER IF TOILET IS SMELLY AFTER POOING. 57. WASH HANDS WITH SOAP AFTER USING TOILET (PEE AND POO). X 58. WEAR YOUR PANTS PROPERLY, NOT LOW AND LOOSE. -OTHERWISE DON’T LET US SEE AND DON’T COME NEAR US. 59. STOP ASKING TO MOVE EMAILS TO USB - LEAVE EMAILS IN EMAIL ONLINE AND DO NOT DELETE ANY IMPORTANT EMAILS FROM EMAIL INBOX. X X 60. LEAVE ANY MAIL/PACKAGES / NEWSPAPERS OUTSIDE AND LET ME KNOW WHERE. X 61. REMEMBER WHERE YOU PUT YOUR BELONGINGS (USB, GLASSES ETC.) - TAKE CARE OF YOUR STUFF /DON’T BREAK THINGS. X 62. PUT WALLET, KEYS AND PHONE IN ONE SPOT LIKE A TABLE (DON'T LOSE STUFF). 63. DON’T LOOK AT STEVEN’S PERSONAL PAPERWORK AND DOCUMENTS. 64. WHEN DOING FAMILY PRAYER’S LISTEN TO MUM WHO SHE WANTS TO ADD, AND DON’T IGNORE HER. 65. SET LOW VOLUME ON YOUR PHONE AT NIGHT WHEN LISTENING MUSIC AND VIDEOS. X 66. LOWER YOUR MUSIC VOLUME AT NIGHT / FROM 6PM. KEEP IT TO YOUR ROOM ENOUGH. 67. LOWER MUSIC INSIDE WHEN KIDS ARE STUDYING / DURING SCHOOL HOURS. 68. IF YOU ARE ON-CALL WITH RELATIVES, DON'T FORCE TO GIVE TO FAMILY TO TALK. SAY WE ARE NOT HERE. 69. IF YOUR RELATIVES WANT TO VISIT - SAY WE ARE NOT HOME / OR BUSY OUTSIDE. 70. ASK STEVEN IF HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR NOT SURE OF SOMETHING. 71. TAKE ADVICE WHEN AGREE AND DON'T ASK AGAIN THE SAME QUESTION REPEATEDLY.
@@qravityrl2909 Seriously, I've seen tons of verified UA-camrs such as Ray Mak or HelloItsVG or whatever, just commenting what people will like to get likes and get people to check out their channel.
McDonald’s employee: please sir get off the table Ross, yelling: I asked for two large fries *dumps bag of fries on counter* but instead I got a hundred little ones!
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I love how they can control their laughter and give us the quality content without spoiling it unlike those other pranksters who start laughing every second👍❤️
I love skipping batteries intop water, it works great gives a ton of skips cuz of size n weight ratio, my favorite r car batteries, try it. for sum reason it works so amazing in pools of water with a huge amount of life form or treated for drinking..
0:02 Asking Employees How to Switch on Non-Electric Items
3:28 Seatbelt Joke
4:23 Skipping Rocks
4:54 Using Peoples Mirrors in Traffic to Shave My Face
6:56 Manatee Basketball Player
8:17 Accident Joke
Vlog Creations Thanks for making Monday’s better. 👊
Only channell without clickbait
Yo bro put a phone in peoples pockets and call them😂😂😂
Loooool
Go to bass pro shop with fishing gear on and ask where the lake is
This channel is making monday so much better.
Lol true
Exactly
Ikr!
Yeah nobody likes mondays
I would like this but don't wanna ruin the 69
hahaha I absolutely died when Cole had that huge wide-eyed, dead-serious face when the woman was describing how to turn on a washing machine. lol
thats cole for ya
That's why we love him
Ask store employees the nutritional facts on random inedible objects
equliux do you guys have this with low fat? Cause every time I eat this I get sick *holding oil can* *holding bleach*
Your picture is cool
@@glowstonestarzaj4922 :)
equliux this one
Is this pillow gluten free?
cole sounds like he’s actually being serious and not joking
This comment will be famous one day
HAMZA ANIME so will you
Brian Baraka I don’t want fame
Brian Baraka thank you very kindly I try my best
Because he’s got that stoner vibe
Put “automatic door” signs on doors that aren’t automatic
you are evil...
Yes
Yeahh
Thats a good one
Blauspot walter
The seat belt joke has me dying 😂, that was so good!
He should have done more of that...
Dang near choked on my lunch when he did that little gasp before fastening it. Then went dead straight face. 🤣
@@Ace_Man_Gaming r/woosh
@@hv.b.r r/whoosh
@@detoxify299 no
"The Older you get the less younger you are " 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bilal Ciftci 🤣🤣
Hip @5:20 lol
I fucking dies when he said that, i don’t know how he kept a straight face.
Go to a pet store ask employees how long it takes for birds to grow after planting bird seed. 👍
Edit: Yes. I know he has done it in a video since I orignally made this comment. This comment is a year old. Thanks for all the likes!
Josh Siemens
Lol yeah
Fucking dead
🤣🤣🤣 would love to see this, especially if he can keep a straight face
💀💀😂
YES
Yooo hahahahaha the girl in the Jeep was feeling you 💛
Blessed be Casper most definitely
She would given him her digits :)
Blessed be Casper for sure
She was mad cute tho lmao
Blessed be Casper broooooooo he’s so dumb not to get her number
"I didn't know if I had to hook it up to my smart phone"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Find out what you must tell us about.
Pre-existing medical conditions are not automatically covered under this policy.
Southern Cross Travel Insurance will not pay for any claims, costs or losses directly or indirectly arising from, related to or associated with any pre-existing medical condition which is not a covered condition.
However, we may be able to offer you cover for your pre-existing medical conditions once you have carried out our online medical assessment. To help you complete the medical assessment we have split pre-existing medical conditions into two types:
Heart, vascular, lung illness, type 2 diabetes
Any other pre-existing medical conditions
When you must tell us about your pre-existing medical condition(s)?
When you can choose to tell us about your pre-existing medical condition(s)?
What about undiagnosed health conditions?
Please review your trip details before continuing
Edit
Cover:
Single Trip
Dates:
Steve Thea what
@@stevethea5250 lmao what
@@universe2170 i don't remember this vid
@@lemonyowo
Notes:
1. THINK BEFORE DOING SOMETHING IF IT WILL MAKE MUM AND FAMILY UNHAPPY.
2. BE AWARE OF YOUR ACTIONS AND BEFORE DOING THINGS.
3. PLAN TO MOVE OUT ASAP !
4. FOLLOW EVERY INSTRUCTIONS I HAVE TYPED HERE,
AND STOP ASKING THE SAME AS I HAVE ALREADY WRITTEN.
(EXAMPLE - CLEANING THE TOILET EACH TIME AND CHECK IT YOURSELF!!)
5. DON'T LET MUM SEE OR HEAR YOU TOO MUCH WHEN AROUND THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW. X
MINIMAL CONTACT WITH MUM AND AVOID AND/OR CLOSE THE DOOR NEARBY WHEN POSSIBLE. X
AVOID LOOKING AT MUM’S FACE NOW, UNLESS SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
6. STOP BLAMING FAMILY WHEN YOU TALK AND
STOP MAKING EXCUSES ALL THE TIME -
AND LISTEN WHAT WE HAVE TO SAY (BECAUSE YOU MAKE US SOUND BAD AND NOT TRUE TO OTHER PEOPLE). X X
7. REMEMBER WHAT WE TOLD YOU ONCE, DON'T MAKE US TELL AGAIN SO MANY TIMES. X
8. DON'T MAKE NOISES IN THE MORNING IF FAMILY ARE STILL SLEEPING. X
(INCLUDES FLUSHING TOILET REPEATEDLY AND UNNECESSARILY). X X
MINIMAL NOISE IN THE MORNING IN HOUSE.
9. DON'T BOTHER FAMILY WHEN THEY ARE SLEEPING.
10. STOP PEEKING IN KIDS ROOM TO SEE WHAT THEY ARE DOING IN THEIR SPARE TIME;
AND DON’T LECTURE THEM.
11. STOP TALKING ABOUT MONEY ALL THE TIME LIKE GIVING MONEY TO MUM. X X
12. AVOID COMING IN AND OUT WHEN DARK BECAUSE OF MOSQUITOES.
13. COMPLETE YOUR OUTSIDE/BACKYARD TASKS BEFORE SUNSET.
14. BRUSH TEETH BEFORE DARK.
15. DON’T SPIT ALL OVER THE BACKYARD LAWN/GRASS WHEN BRUSHING TEETH.
16. ALWAYS CLOSE THE MIDDLE DOOR AS IT WAS. X
17. WEAR A MASK WHEN GOING OUTSIDE THE PROPERTY,
AND WHEN TALKING CLOSELY TO OUTSIDERS.
18. ALWAYS ADVISE ME FIRST IF YOU WANT TO MAKE PHYSICAL CHANGES AROUND THE HOUSE (LIKE RE-PAINTING ETC.) X
19. ASK FOR PERMISSION BEFORE USING POWER TOOLS.
20. ONLY CUT THE GRASS WHEN IT IS LONG.
21. DON’T MOW GRASS NEARBY THE CAR. IF NEED TO MOVE CAR THEN LET ME KNOW.
22. DON’T POUR BOILING/HOT WATER ON THE GARDEN/FRUITS AND VEGGIES.
23. FOLLOW MUM’S INSTRUCTIONS IN THE GARDEN.
24. KEEP YOUR BIKE UNDER SHELTER, NEVER OUT IN THE RAIN AND SUNNY. X
25. KNOCK ON CLOSED TOILET/BATHROOM/BEDROOM DOORS FOR ANSWER BEFORE ENTERING.
26. OPEN BATHROOM WINDOW WHEN SHOWERING TO LET THE AIR OUT.
27. SHOWER WITH WATER ON HALFWAY, NOT FULL BLAST!
28. LEAVE DOOR SLIGHTLY OPEN WHEN SHOWERING. X
29. SHAMPOO HAIR AND BODY.
30. USE HEAD & SHOULDERS BRAND WITH BLUE LID.
(THOROUGHLY WASH YOUR HAIR AND CLEAN YOUR BODY WITH SHAMPOO/SOAP, TO REMOVE YOUR BAD BODY ODOUR). X
31. LEAVE SHOWER CURTAIN OPEN, AFTER SHOWERING. X
32. WHEN HEATER IS ON: ALWAYS CLOSE THE BACK GLASS DOOR, TOILET DOOR AND BATHROOM DOOR. X X
33. PUT ALL YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES STRAIGHT INTO LAUNDRY/BASKET,
34. DON’T TAKE OFF YOUR DIRTY SOCKS ALL OVER THE PLACE.
35. NO SOAKING CLOTHES IN RAINWATER OUTSIDE.
36. SHAKE OFF CLOTHES OUTSIDE BEFORE PUTTING INTO WASHING MACHINE.
37. WASHING NEEDS TO BE FULL.
(REMOVE FAMILY CLOTHES FROM WASHING MACHINE AND INTO A BASKET IF REQUIRED).
(LOAD IT FULLY FIRST, WHEN READY TO WASH JUST TELL ME IT IS READY).
38. HANG CLOTHES OUT TO DRY YOURSELF AND FOLD AWAY YOURSELF. MUM IS ONLY DOING WASHING.
39. BE AWARE WHENEVER YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE OR FACE, MUST WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE DOING ANYTHING INSIDE THE HOUSE.
40. ASK WHAT FOODS ARE READY TO EAT IF UNSURE. X
COOK YOUR OWN RICE WITH OTHER RICE COOKER.
41. WASH HANDS WITH SOAP BEFORE SCOOPING FOOD AND PREPARING TO EAT.
42. DON’T BRING/LEAVE ANY OF YOUR FOOD, FRUIT, DRINKS ETC IN THE KITCHEN TABLES.
KEEP IT ELSEWHERE.
43. DON’T DAMAGE OR SCRATCH KITCHEN TABLETOPS. X
44. CLEAN UP IF MAKING A MESS AND WHEN YOU SEE MESSY --
ESPECIALLY KITCHEN CRUMBS OR SPILLING/DRIPPING LIQUIDS.
INSPECT CLOSELY AS REQUIRED BEFORE LEAVING KITCHEN ETC. X X X
45. ALWAYS EMPTY DIRTY DISHES INTO THE BIN BEFORE PUTTING IN THE SINK. X
46. WET/SOAK YOUR DIRTY DISH IN SINK.
47. PUT THINGS BACK WHERE/HOW THEY WERE, AFTER YOU MOVE THINGS IN THE KITCHEN. X
48. PUT THE HOT WATER BOTTLES IF YOU WANT, DON’T ASK.
I WILL TELL IF NO NEED OR NOT NOW.
49. WHEN POURING THE HOT WATER BOTTLES, MAKE SURE NONE DRIP OR SPILL INTO NEARBY FOOD. X
50. ENSURE HOT WATER BOTTLES ARE TUCKED AWAY PROPERLY UNDER BLANKET SO IT STAYS WARM IN BED. X
51. STOP TAKING OUT TRASH INSIDE IF THE BIN BAGS ARE NOT FULL YET. X
52. DON’T TAKE OUT THE OUTER/THICKER BIN BAG UNLESS IT IS LEAKING.
REPLACE THE BIN BAG AFTER REMOVING.
53. SIT DOWN WHEN POOING, NO SQUATTING. X X
54. STOP FLUSHING THE TOILET TOO MANY TIMES EACH USE … X
55. ENSURE TOILET IS CLEAN AND SPOTLESS AFTER USING. X X X
56. SPRAY WITH AIR FRESHENER IF TOILET IS SMELLY AFTER POOING.
57. WASH HANDS WITH SOAP AFTER USING TOILET (PEE AND POO). X
58. WEAR YOUR PANTS PROPERLY, NOT LOW AND LOOSE.
-OTHERWISE DON’T LET US SEE AND DON’T COME NEAR US.
59. STOP ASKING TO MOVE EMAILS TO USB - LEAVE EMAILS IN EMAIL ONLINE AND
DO NOT DELETE ANY IMPORTANT EMAILS FROM EMAIL INBOX. X X
60. LEAVE ANY MAIL/PACKAGES / NEWSPAPERS OUTSIDE AND LET ME KNOW WHERE. X
61. REMEMBER WHERE YOU PUT YOUR BELONGINGS (USB, GLASSES ETC.) - TAKE CARE OF YOUR STUFF /DON’T BREAK THINGS. X
62. PUT WALLET, KEYS AND PHONE IN ONE SPOT LIKE A TABLE (DON'T LOSE STUFF).
63. DON’T LOOK AT STEVEN’S PERSONAL PAPERWORK AND DOCUMENTS.
64. WHEN DOING FAMILY PRAYER’S LISTEN TO MUM WHO SHE WANTS TO ADD,
AND DON’T IGNORE HER.
65. SET LOW VOLUME ON YOUR PHONE AT NIGHT WHEN LISTENING MUSIC AND VIDEOS. X
66. LOWER YOUR MUSIC VOLUME AT NIGHT / FROM 6PM. KEEP IT TO YOUR ROOM ENOUGH.
67. LOWER MUSIC INSIDE WHEN KIDS ARE STUDYING / DURING SCHOOL HOURS.
68. IF YOU ARE ON-CALL WITH RELATIVES, DON'T FORCE TO GIVE TO FAMILY TO TALK.
SAY WE ARE NOT HERE.
69. IF YOUR RELATIVES WANT TO VISIT - SAY WE ARE NOT HOME / OR BUSY OUTSIDE.
70. ASK STEVEN IF HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR NOT SURE OF SOMETHING.
71. TAKE ADVICE WHEN AGREE AND DON'T ASK AGAIN THE SAME QUESTION REPEATEDLY.
"how do i turn this pillow on?"
"maybe flirt with it?"
Pillows always be dtf
give it head
I died when they said that 😂
Hi there they didn't say the "flirt with it" part, that was just me trying to make a joke 😂
ZebraSnot oh, i mean - OMG, I literally died laughing at that part, and in my will, I made somebody comment this for me!
6:18 - "My dad always used to tell me, the older you get the less younger you are" HAHAHAHA
make a shirt with this
I legit laughed over that 😂
Tell L Ron I said wassup
@@NickB-md1oy Sign up with our Scientology program and tell him yourself
Desmond Hubbard Always used to?
Do you have a brother in law
Oh cool
I have a brother in education
I have a brother in middle school
Jnic
No
dad jokes
@@tryagaintmrw big facts
Jnic do u have a brother in law?
Oh ok
Well I fucked my cousin
The amount of "Are you serious?" expressions they give to Ross and Kole 😂.
dressed as a magician
"is this your card?"
no what
"i found it on the floor here"
1:03 KOLE"S REACTION HE LOOKS TRAUMATIZED LOL
START.. o_o
RINSE.. O_O
6:04 why did he laugh in slow-mo? 😂
The guy just had the time of his life
There you go. 100 likes now 🤣🤣🤣
@@shanablack5737 sick
Play it back at x0.25 then close your eyes and listen. You're welcome
Kam K You good? It’s not that deep
"Uhh this is a 2019 spatula right?" 🤣🤣🤣
Buy pickles at a grocery store and ask an employee how to turn them into cucumbers
You put them in alkali
@@greenthizzle4 would be the other way around tho from cucumber to pickle
Lennert Beerten oh that's odd your girlfriend turns cucumbers into pickels, something might be defective I would take her to the gyno
@ForeignnSaltyy oh lol dead joke
@@greenthizzle4 trying to laugh but it aint funny bro
How he doesn’t break character and laugh is incredible. Like not even a hint of a smile. He’s an amazing actor
9:08 Love the fact that a Sheriff rides by right when they look like they just did a drug deal😂😂😂
That was superb coincidence lol
"DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 20."
*_Gives him $20._*
😂😂
pfff spoiler
That was in some movie, but the opposite , the guy said the same thing and the guy gave him 20 bucks but then he said pushups so he did them
Girl in the jeep was giving Charles them " you hella cute " vibes.
Ikr, she's cute to.
RJNeutsie
i hope they sexually reproduce to make superior babies
@@gj9157 yeah, super pretty.
* tries not to be a creep about random girl in UA-cam video *
@@gartyqam how else do you reproduce. Non-sexually?
She was lol she was cute tho
Ross the type of dude to ask his employees for a raise
Ross is the type of boss to get fired from his employees.
He prolly really would do some like this
@@gj9157 this guy didt get the joke
Young DeJae how did he not get the joke?
lmao
what boomers think millennials are like:
haha book good phone bad
the fist verified youtuber that doesn’t get likes and random comments saying “ItS nIcE tO sEe YoU hErE”
@@qravityrl2909 its nice to see you here
@@gabutmax451 it’s nice to see you here too
@@qravityrl2909 Seriously, I've seen tons of verified UA-camrs such as Ray Mak or HelloItsVG or whatever, just commenting what people will like to get likes and get people to check out their channel.
*that is FUUUUUuunnnNnnNnNNY* killed me
CatgOd u so pretty kiss me pls
Hug me pls I need hug
Hug kiss I need hug
@@Srduvidos you one virgin fuck
That first cop's reaction was priceless! 😂
Sees milk jug floating in the water.
“Someone skipped breakfast.”
That might be my favorite line from this video
I didn't get that one until reading this lol.
@@VlogCreations go to random cops and tell them 'I want my lawyer'
The seat belt prank 😂😂 do more
Skullgar2 NO because police don’t deserve a good laugh! Get over it
@Skullgar2 what is wrong with u
Ask someone if they know where you live because you forgot
Underrated 😂
That’s genius 😂
Joe Joe omg yes 😂
YESSSS
Thanks 4 making Mondays better
Thanks 4 reminding me, he’s making mondays better
The seat belt joke had me dying on the floor🤣🤣
Same shit bro I was rollin
You alive?
I don't get it
6:16 the way she said “yeah i saw that” is so cute
It was so fkn dry, she has no sense of humor
I guess...I mean, not really.
she was cute af
You people need to get out a lot more
Ethan Hancock yeah but not right now
1:02 lmao look at his face! This gotta be the funniest thing you guys have done so far haha
The seat belt skit with the cops is golden haha
I loved that one to but i guess it could turn ugly pretty fast 😂
That chick in the Jeep was pretty cute lol
She wanted him to you can tell
@@XAVargasX0206 Okk buddy
@@meatmonki No sonny
@@grimyboyp3549 yeah obviously, you can see her checking him out when he bends over.
She was hellllllla bomb
McDonald’s employee: please sir get off the table
Ross, yelling: I asked for two large fries *dumps bag of fries on counter* but instead I got a hundred little ones!
😂😂😂😂
This comment is underated😂😂
"The older you get the less younger you are" - Ross' father
What a scholar.
Who copied who?
ross should definitely have more subs
his vids are hilarious
StalwartPrincess I hate how the main points are like 2 minutes
How The fu** do you manage to stay serious😂😂😂
It's actually easy once you get use to it.
+ Milkdud memes And you don't know how to spell.
+ Milkdud memes Sorry?
It's called acting. Improv acting.
@@rosepetunia1829 r/wooosh
In the words of a wise homeless man
That is fuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhneeee!
Simon J Marshmallow “I wanna see that shieeet!”
That old dude was wholesome af.
No. Way. I got a heart from my favorite youtuber ever.. THANK YOU SO MUCH AND KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK!!!
Jim Pickens ye except he was racism
No-one said he was homeless
7:53 the guy in the back is so happy
0:58 she’s been waiting her whole life for this
4:20
Seatbelt clicks
Guy: what happend?
he thought Ross reloaded a gun
@@perk97 LMAO
That guy was onto something just saying
Bruh 2020
😂😂😂
4:03“ 😐The cop in the cruiser was dying laughing.... ” idk why that’s so funny 😂😂lmao
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@@stevethea5250 hwat
Steve Thea my dick turned blue after I smacked it
You should assume all old men are veterans and thank them for their service
r/woosh
Yes
Ic_y how is that a woooosh?
IKR
A Lost UA-cam Comment haha
Drinking the new 0.0% non alcoholic beer in front of a cop
NELK did this
@@ryanalvarado9981 Jack Doherty just did this it was insane
I like going to the Ocean and seeing how many times i can skip work 😂
1:13
Employee: Its just a squeezable bottle
Ross: Does i- Does it connect to the phone ?
Soos
Her Face as he walked away
Pelikan
soooos
Ask at McDonald's drive thru for directions to KFC
TSlum _ nah burger king LOL
PFFFFF THAT WOULD BE LEGIT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌
TSlum _ no burger king
*WoOoOoOwwWw*
never heard that one before.
no better, drive through a drive through and when they ask why you're doing it cause it says so on the banner
Charles, your videos always make me smile when im in a sad mood. This was uploaded at a perfect time today. Thank you.
I had a friend die yesterday from a car crash a week ago, and I’ve been all sad. But you just made me get a smile on my face which makes me happy.
I've been going through some rough times and these videos always make my day so much better :)
Hope your days get better tough it out mate :)
@@prohacker5807 thanks man i appreciate it :)
Lol that dude on a bike was cracking up, awesome
Ross the type of guy that ask directions for a straight destination
"I go to the ocean so I can skip barrels of oil." 😂😂😂😂
your youtube videos are the only thing getting me through my day..
go to random people that arent fighting or argueing and push them apart as if you were breaking up a fight and say somthing like "break it up guys "
This is hella funny. How do people actually fall for this? Genius.
Ross
The girl in the car when u were shaving your face
I think she like you
I want her number 😆
Can agree
libby v not a very good friend giving out her number in the UA-cam comment abyss
@@luluv5198 is that your number? Lol
MMAKO dw i asked her its cool, hit her up, call her at every hour of the night. she’ll love it haha
go into a crowded elevator and say “you’re all probably wondering why i gathered you here today”
No we don't need that Juan thing here
I fucking love how Ross' videos always make me laugh just by reading the title
5:56 we need more people like this man
We need more racists?
7:50 I can't stop watching at that dude in the background😂
yeah lol. He liked their conversation.
This is why he has a million subscribers and hopefully more :) Genuine FUNNY jokes, and a great team! love you guys!
4:19 this man thought Ross had a whole gun lmao 😂
The fuck hahahaha
9:18
Man I love the un-blurred license plates.
The only youtube channel that gets better as the views go up, keep the videos coming.
6:01
How can you hold yourself and not laugh while doing these pranks😂Im dead
The "Accident" part was absolutely histarracle!!! Great video as always!!!
Yes! That was the best part!! 😂🤣
Those old lady’s gave him a life lessons about to how start a washing machine 😂
Your best vlog in a while
Nice job man you guys hilarious
Thanks conner
Ask employees to give you a large soda in a small cup
Buy ketchup and ask employees if you have to water plants with these to make tomatoes
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@@stevethea5250 LOL
@@stevethea5250 ain't anyone here to buy insurance dude
@@stevethea5250 lmao
Seat belt part had me dying 😂 lol
Ross is hilarious!
Cole looks like he’s about to cry because he’s so confused 😂😂 he kills me
9:14 both parties decided they weren't going to take follow up actions! Sheriff drives by!
Drop and give me 20!
*I'll keep that in mind for boot camp.*
That drop and give me 20 bit was way too hilarious Charles
Charles deserves more subs,everyone share to other social media spots.
The Accident part was hilarious 😂😂.
I love how they can control their laughter and give us the quality content without spoiling it unlike those other pranksters who start laughing every second👍❤️
*"wdon't kno what TV channel dat is"*
*"Wham gonna see that sht"*
*"Dat is FuuUuUuNNNEhh"*
*"Wha...ha...ha....haa"*
I was searching for a comment like this because I was in tears
@@HealingLuckyOfficial I was looking for it too must be the only one
*Seek first to understand before being understood, front wipe back wipe don't forget to brush your tongue*
?
FEARTHESPEAR you must be new
@@cdub443 No, been here for a year or two, just been watching videos off and on
Favorite part of my day off, waking up to ross. 🌞
I love skipping batteries intop water, it works great gives a ton of skips cuz of size n weight ratio, my favorite r car batteries, try it. for sum reason it works so amazing in pools of water with a huge amount of life form or treated for drinking..
0:06 Does Kole have something big in his pocket??? lol
That part about the alligator under the bed got me crackin up!🤣🤣🤣😂
After school this guy always brightens my day
Why was that "drop and give me 20" joke so funny to me
MikeMine2002 I’m saying had me weak as shit 😂
Props on making your vlogs unlike anyone else on UA-cam. Seriously congrats
1:02 Kole looks like shes telling him the secret of life :D
putting non-electrical items in peoples pockets
And then turn them on with a remote
9:09 I like how they say that and then a Sheriff passes by
Remember kids:
Always wear seatbelt wherever you are
*WHEREVER YOU ARE*
ATTEMPT TO SELL ME THIS PILLOW 1:52 "IDK I THOUGHT IT"S JUSTA PPILLOW*
100th like
That seatbelt joke is so funny😂😂
Sneaking electricity into people's pillows.
The pillow isn't worthy.
Guy with the braids looks just like Ragnar from Vikings.
6:04 I love he's laugh XD
Take your Dodge minivan to a Ford dealership and tell them your Ford is broken