The cadence was just awful tho. And you can tell it was pre wrote and practiced and was most definitely the best thing he has ever done or ever will do. He just peaked 🤣 and i garauntee he was super proud of himself for this showing
No lie you can actually see Desiigner worked hard on this compared to the xxl freshman freestyle where he made no effort to prepare at all. He just showed up and expected to shine without the effort then.
I try not to say “retarded” or laugh when someone says it, just out of respect. But the way Shaq said dead seriously “I really think he’s retarded” had me on the floor
as kids we called stuff we did retarded all the time, it was just normal... like..."pshhhh, thats retarded" special ED was something else, handicapped. retarded was like calling stuff "gay" no big deal, real homosexuals were that. PC culture ruined joking around even when we had respect. i wish PC culture would stop being gay about stuff and quit acting retarded, its making them look crazy.
@@ani_n01 lol, i liked it better when ppl were cool to each other and had a sense of humor, letting things roll off their shoulders because it was all for fun and just poking fun at eachother as friends. Especially when we played sports and did goofy stuff around town bike riding and skateboarding. ppl nowdays take everything too literal, and seriouse.... thats why comedy sucks now... and tv... and movies... its the "dark wimpy ages" now.... ill deal with it just fine. ty
@@JB-ju4ev I can't explain you how old you seem and how poor your sense of humor is. Attaching an offensive word to something you don't like and laughing about it, that much a monkey can do. It's gross. Funny how people like you would never put themselves in shoes of an "retarded" person, yet I saw highly autistic people showing more emotional intelligence than that. I don't aim. To insult you, just saying world can be nicer if we all open our hearts a bit :)
Shout it out to the good music Kanye cuz i got rich Two beamers with a couple bitches in a couple Lobby See ya pull up with a couple bitches everybody poppin Couple haters on me Finna pull up with them speakers on me You talkin up you get heated homie Fuckin Riding round we gonna get it From the strip n*gga know we with it Fuckin know we did it on the 42s with a couples bitches in the uber truck aint nobody snitchen ay ay 12 tried to line me up another brother n*gga beat the case Tried to put the drugs on me guns on me everybody tried to beat the rape Halloween bugged out thugged out everybody tryina be a snake Cops told me thats my gun my gun everybody gettin a break thats my whip. Dont touch thats my shit. Dont touch thats my shit Dont touch thats my shit Dont touch thats my shit Dont touch thats my shit Dont touch thats my shit Dont touch thats my brick Dont touch thats my bitch
I have never felt physical pain listening to rap. Like the strength it took to not reach and stop the video was insane. That's how you know I mess wit you Shaq! Damn
when he first started freestylin I was like “ight he’s not mumbling” and it got to the point where it would have sounded better if he mumbled the whole time lmao
using the words of the #1 comment on his Timmy Turner Freestyle: "real talk I thought this was gonna b trash but if you listen to what he's saying he was actually spittin some garbage"
This has to be one of the funniest Mumble Monday's ever! He's rapping so hard, he keeps rolling away from the mic and he sounds like Donne from the wild thornberry's.
I think Flex went into "just smile and nod" mode. Rap is still not my main genre of music and even I'm wanting the dude to stop because he's tryin' WAY too damn hard. They didn't even ask him for this hot mess. It was a case of "Watch me...I can rap." Umm....nope, ya can't.
"This guy keeps screamin, he's paranoid. Quick, somebody get his ass another steroid! Blabbedy bloom blah blum blabbedy bloom bla. I ain't hear a word you said, hibitit hoopla!"
@@frankschaefer8890 how the fuck he tryna sound like a mans that wasnt even around during this time? Durr. Freestyle is over three years old. So dumb. Plus shaq is a fan of this man. ua-cam.com/video/psAOKgU4NuI/v-deo.html
The pass word on the back of the router:
Jesse Wilson ALL FACTS NO CAP ALL CAPS
Where?
Dt Snizzley he didn’t get it cos this stupid ass nigga wrote pass_word. I was looking for a pass WORD somewhere in the video for a little while aswell
LMFAO
@@f82f82 lol. You're sad my guy.
I’m running out of hoodie colors to design for you.
Crypt!
Send one to me
Do one the same color as the chair
Can i get one crypt¿#best 2 reactors runnnnn it!
Those hoodies are freaking cool
Desiigner was secretly telling us the cure for the corona virus in the intro
😭😭😭
Lol
Lol
Underrated
Lol
To be fair, That's the most fluent I've heard designer speak english. Like he pronounced them words until he ran out of breath.
Do Unknown It didn’t start off that bad tbh. It’s just his delivery is so bad, had me cracking up 😂 😂😂😭
The cadence was just awful tho. And you can tell it was pre wrote and practiced and was most definitely the best thing he has ever done or ever will do. He just peaked 🤣 and i garauntee he was super proud of himself for this showing
Thotiana Remix?
Raw North 😂😂😂
I agree. Didn't know he could spit at all
"Look,he think he did something"🤣🤣🤣🤣
😅😅😅😅😅😅 hilarious
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how he rhymed "don't touch that's my shit" with "don't touch that's my shit"
And then he rhymed those two lines with "don't touch that's my shit." Never has there been a rhyme scheme on this level
He has Eminem and Kendrick trembling in their boots with his Oxford type lyricism
@@bobbyrasmussen1703 And then he rhymed all that with "Dont touch, thats my shit."
Incredible Lyricist
😂😂😂 we caught the same wack ass bars lmao
Dont forget that hard as fuck bar after, "dont touch that's my brick" 😂😂😂
His lung capacity lasted longer than his rap career
Noah Crossinggum good try bro but he’s getting over 20k a month but ok bud
@@user-hz4sd1zi9l you could be talking about views and nobody would bat an eye
J thats nothing
@@4sbel885 yeah lmao imagine making 240k a year. Broke ass
@@sided1557 no one said that bruh
No lie you can actually see Desiigner worked hard on this compared to the xxl freshman freestyle where he made no effort to prepare at all. He just showed up and expected to shine without the effort then.
He spent a whole week writing something for millions of people to hear and he didnt even say shit 🤣
Shabadaba doo on da shoe
@@jordyntaylor5968 to quote eminem "i just made an entire song and didn't say shittt"
Desiignear is trash he is trashhhhhhhhhh
This bout to be a funny series 🤦🏽♂️😂
No Life Shaq yesssssirrrrrr
Yo g
Can you react to my song?
It’s gonna be 🔥
Let's go Shaq dope
Designer's parents still waiting on his first words
Albert Lin this is the most slept on comment ever🤣💯
Bruh you got me dead😂😂😂😂
PIN!!!!!
dammnnn
@@hcwwwewrestling2663 this is the most reposted comment ever
Shaq: **Makes Mumble Mondays**
[Everyone liked that]
Yea "dats tuff"
369 likes
Everyone likes that
Indeed
Facts
9:06 flex sound like he’s about to cry when he says Brooklyn 🤣
🤣
@@chocolatemilk5779 yo you good af
Mans was hurtin so bad
I was born in Brooklyn. I don’t claim him at all.
Crying rn
I try not to say “retarded” or laugh when someone says it, just out of respect. But the way Shaq said dead seriously “I really think he’s retarded” had me on the floor
as kids we called stuff we did retarded all the time, it was just normal... like..."pshhhh, thats retarded" special ED was something else, handicapped. retarded was like calling stuff "gay" no big deal, real homosexuals were that. PC culture ruined joking around even when we had respect. i wish PC culture would stop being gay about stuff and quit acting retarded, its making them look crazy.
@@JB-ju4ev.... Ummm... No thanks were not going back to the dark ages
@@ani_n01 lol, i liked it better when ppl were cool to each other and had a sense of humor, letting things roll off their shoulders because it was all for fun and just poking fun at eachother as friends. Especially when we played sports and did goofy stuff around town bike riding and skateboarding. ppl nowdays take everything too literal, and seriouse.... thats why comedy sucks now... and tv... and movies... its the "dark wimpy ages" now.... ill deal with it just fine. ty
@@ani_n01 If you say that was the "dark ages" then yeah you were one of those soft people that always got offended.
@@JB-ju4ev I can't explain you how old you seem and how poor your sense of humor is. Attaching an offensive word to something you don't like and laughing about it, that much a monkey can do. It's gross. Funny how people like you would never put themselves in shoes of an "retarded" person, yet I saw highly autistic people showing more emotional intelligence than that. I don't aim. To insult you, just saying world can be nicer if we all open our hearts a bit :)
Designer is not speaking using words, he is speaking using ad libs
nahh he’s actually saying words but he’s rapping madd fast like he’s just gliding literally right into the next word.
@@nelyajsnikta lol good one.
NELYAJ SNIKTA Naw man it’s really not very fast
Harley Quinn nah im being da serious & he got mad energy so it’s kinda hard to catch ya words if u rappin like that
@@nelyajsnikta you want energy? Try King ISO or Tech N9ne... They're REAL rappers
“Y’all better not touch it! Whatever it is!” *Drinks hand sanitizer* Shaq I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂dope reactions G.
When u tell the homeless dude with 3 teeth outside the gas station to spit some bars for a dollar
You cold
@@luisjohn8052 facts
Fax
🤣😂
For a 4th tooth*
The sadness in his voice when he said brooklyn at the end 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just went back to check it... 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
dude sound like he about to cry lmaoooooooo
So fucking sad😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💔
He mumbled a lot less than i thought he was gonna do.
Yeah this wasnt really mumbling but it was just bad rappin
No cap
@@jiska111111111111111 DONT TUH THA MY SHIT DONT TUH THA MY BRICK
Shout it out to the good music Kanye cuz i got rich Two beamers with a couple bitches in a couple Lobby See ya pull up with a couple bitches everybody poppin Couple haters on me Finna pull up with them speakers on me You talkin up you get heated homie Fuckin Riding round we gonna get it From the strip n*gga know we with it Fuckin know we did it on the 42s with a couples bitches in the uber truck aint nobody snitchen ay ay 12 tried to line me up another brother n*gga beat the case Tried to put the drugs on me guns on me everybody tried to beat the rape Halloween bugged out thugged out everybody tryina be a snake Cops told me thats my gun my gun everybody gettin a break thats my whip. Dont touch thats my shit. Dont touch thats my shit
Dont touch thats my shit
Dont touch thats my shit
Dont touch thats my shit
Dont touch thats my shit
Dont touch thats my brick
Dont touch thats my bitch
He said "she's sucking my dick while she's doing the dishes" HOW SWAY?
Desiigner: unidentifiable noises
Shaq: FINISH THAT MAN, FINISH THAT MAN!
😭😭😭😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:20 it's in the middle of the night & I'm crying out loud to this guy saying 'DONT TOUCH MY SHIT' for a full minute
😂😂😂
Desiigner makes Future sound like Alexa
🤣
Badguy Birdie 😂
He made 1 song that you could actually hear him and it was ok
Siri what language does desiigner speak Siri: I'm not sure if I understood that
Fucking cringe
I need that level of confidence in my life..
Hahaha you dont need that my guy .. you might end up challenging donald trump for presidents
This series just started and it’s already my fav one 🤣
Password?
Desiigner: don’t touch that’s my shit
😁🤣😭💀
Funniest comment gets pinned
The new tom McDonald
KK ONE MORE K AND WE ALL WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKED
shaq will reply??!?
Yo shaq man I can rap really really really fast
Lil Pump's rap career
Desiigner maxed out his lung capacity stat and left everything thing else at 0
🤣🤣🤣 Facts!
Looks like he was short a few points when he was struggling with the last words of a few sentences.
Points allocated to intelligence...0
Shaq!!! I'm crying over here, " don't touch his stuff whatever it is" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Much love ✌✌✌
Fax🤣🤣
Damn it shaq 😂😂😂😂
Ja Rule escaped from the toilet, changed his clothes and called himself Desiigner! 💩
😂😂😂 dude when he said “WHATEVER IT IS DONT TOUCH IT” 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💔
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Rewatching this over 2 years later you the man Shaq 💪🏻
It sounded like he was poorly imitating Busta Rhymes
Or mystikal lmao
Designer out here sounding like Donnie from The Wild Thornberrys 😂
Facts🤣🤣
I'm dead LMAO
this was fucking hilariousssssssssss
That hit close 🤣
7:07 deadass I was looking at Shaq with the same expression 😂😂
7:05 when your cd is scratched and just skips and keeps repeating the same part of the song 😂😂😂
We used to call the remix.
@@masterofchaos7428 no.
bruh his reaction at that part 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@TheForbidden_1ne ya, right 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
“Don’t touch his stuff whatever it is” 😂
Corn Money lmao 😂
Most funny part lol had me rollin 😭😂🤣
That had me dead 😭😭💀
Shaq's face is what took me out the most😂😂
Drinking game: take a shot every time Desiigner says "don't touch, that's my shit"
P.C. 🤣🤣🤣
I tried it, I'm now intoxicated
That's alcohol poisoning all day😂😂
Finish that
I have never felt physical pain listening to rap. Like the strength it took to not reach and stop the video was insane. That's how you know I mess wit you Shaq! Damn
"If he got one hard bar I'll delete my youtube" 😂 I died
And he didnt even come close to having to delete it😂😂😂
@@GreyBush_Gaming82 😂😂
I’m dying! Oh, my stomach is seriously sore from laughing so hard. I needed this in my life. Thanks!!
when he first started freestylin I was like “ight he’s not mumbling” and it got to the point where it would have sounded better if he mumbled the whole time lmao
"Look, look, he thinks he did something" 🤣🤣🤣
“Y’all better not touch it” sent me to the moon yo 😂💀
Shaq: Desiigner is the mumble king
Carti: Hold my cartinese
Future walks in: Hey! guys welcome back
Carti it tho! from a vibe stand point at least. plus he sound wayyy better then Desiinger
Logan Simpkins I don’t know how you think future is even close to as bad as desiigner
Shawdy fuh me she so geeh, run uh lil bih yu geh hihh *pew*
Translation: shorty fuck me she so geek, run up lil bitch you get hit *pew*
Logan Simpkins nah you dumb
Can we talk about how this boy wearin ski goggles 😂
Yeah, I was trippin' on that too. Perhaps after this performance he was taking Muffy to the ski slopes for some slalom action. Lol
been a urban style for a while now...scarlxrd was rockin it years ago
Bro really?? It's to cover his face when he slobbers from all that trash coming out his mouth 😂
Its the middle of Summer where he at too.
Why he look like a Digimon character that was put in the back ground.
8:15 yooo he's acting like he was tired of spitting fire😂😂😂😂😂😂
يضحك 😭
😂😂😂
Flex was legit crying at the end there.
dude just dropped the worst freestyle of all time then went skiing
Unfortunately this isn't even close to the worst freestyle, it may be the worst that has been on the radio though...
have you heard lil mosey?
That's tuff 😂😂😂
He had to cool off after that fire lol
using the words of the #1 comment on his Timmy Turner Freestyle:
"real talk I thought this was gonna b trash but if you listen to what he's saying he was actually spittin some garbage"
I dont know why but this shit has me crying 😂😂
Bro he went hard fr 😆but the ending about my shit no no 👎
😂😂💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He had us in the first half
This has to be one of the funniest Mumble Monday's ever! He's rapping so hard, he keeps rolling away from the mic and he sounds like Donne from the wild thornberry's.
No body is talking about how flex almost cry at the end🤣🤣🤣
Flex will let any old trash up there these days
Exactly what im saying.....btw plz subscribe to my UA-cam channel kd math
Mohammed Aloujly You could see the pain in his eyes 😂😂🤣
He was like finish dat
lMFAO!!!! Flex voice actually panicked!
This dude Designer speaks in adlibs. He started a sentence with traaaaaah.
*trrrrraaaaasssshhhhh
**thrrrrrrraaahhhh*
Flex before desiigner: every body can't come up here!
Flex after desiigner: nobody wanna come up here!
😂😂😂
shin tenkai 🥺🥺🥺😆🤣😆🤣😆
what you think of this bro 👇🏽👇🏽
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
ua-cam.com/video/KXtIsxvvktY/v-deo.html
🙏🏽🔥🔈☝🏽🔈🔥🙏🏽
Shaq!! You are so great bro!! Thanks for everything you do!! I've been with the No Life Squad for about 6 months...Your a Gem bro!! Keep it coming!
When shaq laughin at desiigner he make it infinite times more funnier 😂😂😂
Soo true
My sympathy and condolences goes to Flex: he looked scared for his life 🤦🏾♂️
Scared and scared what? Lol
@@kris6682 😂
I think Flex went into "just smile and nod" mode. Rap is still not my main genre of music and even I'm wanting the dude to stop because he's tryin' WAY too damn hard. They didn't even ask him for this hot mess. It was a case of "Watch me...I can rap." Umm....nope, ya can't.
7:03 He ended the sentence with "my shit" 8 times in a row
🤣🤣🤣
🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣
He really did 😀😀😂😂👍.
All mumble rap really is complete and total trash 🤦🏻♀️
You better not touch it
Man...I've watched this video so many times since its upload 😅🤣😂🤣😂
"My headphones got Corona"
LMAO I'm dead 😂
Flex sounded like he was about to cry at the end....thats how bad that freestyle was🤣🤣🤣
He killed his soul wich that freestyle
@@juny9445 🤣🤣🤣
😂😬
When pulled back from the mic like he just spit straight fire....I straight died. That was funny as hell!!!
LMAO WHEN HE STARTED SAYING DONT TOUCH THATS MY SH!T SHAQS FACE HAD ME DYING I KEPT REWINDING LOL🤣🤣🤣
Same
guy sounds like he tryna tell his mom why he stole from her
His mom: why did you steal from me?
Him: well.. Because...uh yeah
Jayden Crake and his mom said “Don’t touch that’s my shit”
If your momma dont trust you she gon spank you
Me: yo designer can you pass me that water bot-
Designer: dOnT tOuCh tHaTs mY sHiT
i'm dead
69th like (LMAO to the joke)
Grrrrah!
😂
In the words of Shaq “I’m shleep”
4:42 shaq's not even mad he's just disappointed
Somewhere Blueface is going "He spitting."
Byron Kennedy guarantee it!
Blue face fire
Ya that on the dead locs 😂😂
Blueface was the inspiration for Mumble Mondays.... if you don't believe me go check out the reaction and look at the comments
ezgon29 I believe u but he fire
“Y’all better not touch dat” 😂 😂
Everybody: Speak English my guy.
Desiigner: Dat's Tuff!!!
Actually it’s more like this
Desiigner: dmfbwiznfnrkeiyavwmtpgitanakfbdnfldoaugrvtjamlacivuenjrbtb
BARS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lbs
Flex was cryin in the end😂
"Don't touch..."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"He think he did somethin.."😅😅😅
Desiigner sounds like hes a wanna be LOTTO from 8 Mile battle scenes!
"This guy keeps screamin, he's paranoid. Quick, somebody get his ass another steroid! Blabbedy bloom blah blum blabbedy bloom bla. I ain't hear a word you said, hibitit hoopla!"
"tank top screaming: Lotto i don't fit you ! :( "
bruuuuuh now I can't unhear it. LMFAO
Desiigner has learnt the language of the aliens with his whshshbsejsusbe sheusb
No no alien only em lol Wayne jay z all the big names
Because em and lil wayne called them selves aliens
9:13 Dafuq 😂😂😂 you got me lmao Shaq 😆😆😆 u the goat!! 😂😂😂
9:03 Why Flex sound like he about to cry? He did it to himself...
😂😂🤣
He sounded so hurt
Lmaoooo!!!
He was crying inside
Nobody:
Shaq: "YALL BETTER NOT TOUCH IT"
“MY HEADPHONES GOT CORONAVIRUS” LMAOOO SHAQ
Flex at the end was tearing up because he messed up his reputation. The last time he says everybody can't come up here
Better than his XXL cypher verse no cap. Mumble Mondays is gonna pop off btw
Designer tryna sound like offbrand DaBaby
@@frankschaefer8890 how the fuck he tryna sound like a mans that wasnt even around during this time? Durr. Freestyle is over three years old. So dumb. Plus shaq is a fan of this man. ua-cam.com/video/psAOKgU4NuI/v-deo.html
@@chrisnairn6855 I didn't kniw that was made 3 years ago
Eric Miller 💯💪🏽☝🏽✊🏽
what you think of this bro 👇🏽👇🏽
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
ua-cam.com/video/KXtIsxvvktY/v-deo.html
🙏🏽🔥🔈☝🏽🔈🔥🙏🏽
Sounds like when Peter griffin acted Italian: bebadaboodabeboop
Desiigner really said "dhsjsjsidushshsheheh." 😂😂
“Y’all better not touch it whatever it is!” Hahaha that killed me 😂😂🤣
Dead
legend has it Desiigner’s parents are still waiting for his first word..🤦♂️
Very Old comment
should listen to survivor then 😑
He didn't even mumble on this one, chillout. He just rapped bad
L
Flex looked so depressed at the end of that video saying everybody can’t come up there
Charlie Jackson sounded like he almost cried also xd
why was desiigner adlibbing the dude introducing him to the podcast
💀💀
Because he's fucked.
When you write the entire clip before the show and still can't remember the words....
This is the hardest I've laughed in a while thanks shaq 😂😂
Evan Rogers same here😂😂😂
Evan Rogers same hahahahaha
This dude done hit a wall at 7 minutes. Or he just had a stroke. Rofl
reck1224 bru! And im stoned as fk! 🤣🤣🤣
reck1224 🤯🤯🤣😆🤣😆
what you think of this bro 👇🏽👇🏽
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
ua-cam.com/video/KXtIsxvvktY/v-deo.html
🙏🏽🔥🔈☝🏽🔈🔥🙏🏽
He sound like when Siri start reading some shit you accidentally typed in your pocket
Desiigner was actually cooking a bit 😂
When the quiet kid gets a chance to talk
Desiigner: Can you past the salt?
Me: *grabs salt*
Desiigner: DON’T TOUCH THAT IS MA SHIT!
drinks sanitizer and dies😂
I liked Desiigner better when I couldn't understand what he was saying
he dropped a new song check it out
😂😂😂
😂🤣🤣
I love mumble mondays ive never laughed so freaking hard😂😂
Bro !! Watching u and Flex facial reactions on the split screen is killinggg me !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I heard something bout a k and a spray”😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Shaq: Finish that man, finish that!
UA-cam captions: Billy's dead man, Billy's dead
Shaq: What’s Good No Life gang
UA-cam Captions: What’s good no like gay
What's good no life gayy Billy's dead man Billy's dead😂😂😂😂
'What's good no like gay it's your boy it's Billy's dead man finish good yeah hey'
Ishaan Goyal 🥺🥺🥺🤣😆😂
what you think of this bro 👇🏽👇🏽
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
ua-cam.com/video/KXtIsxvvktY/v-deo.html
🙏🏽🔥🔈☝🏽🔈🔥🙏🏽
I giggled through this whole reaction.😂🤣
If Coronavirus was a rapper, it's name would be Desiigner.
😂😂
Coronavirus has a higher chance of killing a track than desiigner
Chris Johnson 💀💀💀💀
@@davidallen5909 damn son
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Desiigner- tries his hardest to spit.
Shaq : hehehe wHaT ThE F iS DiS dUdE sAyin 😂
💀💀💀
My boy Desiigner can hardly even speak, it makes sense he’s a mumble rapper lol
Marquez Howard, bro stop begging for it
15 different stories in one freestyle I'm just on lost right now