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When I watched alien 3 for the first time and it was night and I was about 5 or 6 when it happend then I seen the burster seen when the runner came out of the dog and it scared me
@@MaximilianWWW Prometheus: dumb scientists being morons questioning creation Alien: Covenant: couples retreat mixed in with a xenomorph (or protomorph who the hell knows)
Just one more reason for Ripley to play mom and protect her. Too, there were a few reformed, and adult victimizers will still look down on child victimizers so even more fun on the kill count!
@@Ronald_Ruck They'd have to recast her because the actress would have grown between the movies, while Newt wouldn't have aged in the stasis. It was easier to just let the character die.
I'm just here to pay my respects to little Newt. I never get emotional over deaths in any movie unless it is the death of a child. I have a soft spot for adorable kids.
Lieutenant Ellen of House Ripley, First of Her Name, Warrant Officer of the Nostromo, The Un-Face-Hugged, Protector of Humans and Space Cats, Waker of Droids and Mother of Aliens
Actually, it was a rod puppet that had its movements acted out in front of a blue-screen, which were then optically composited into the live action footage. It's actually a pretty cool idea (and the way that it moves is really creepy), but the images do not composite very well, and the puppet looks too tiny in the shot at 8:28. The creature is supposed to be 8 feet tall, right?
I have a fun fact: The dudes who play Kevin (Phil Davis) and Golic (Paul McGann) wind up in Doctor Who. You'd probably already know McGann's role in the DW movie, but Davis is one of the main villains in the episode The Fires of Pompeii.
I disagree. If you don't like the movie, you just didn't experience it right. The movie is beautiful, characters were beautiful, opening was intense, the fact that the movie is not interesting is subjective. Some of the best sci-fi movies ever (Space Odyssey etc.) are kinda boring, but that boringness can be artistic, just like is the case with Finchers's movie. Epicness doesn't mean good, it's just making people feel good, money, commercial. You will make video in 10 years, when you realize how good actually the movie is and say completely different things about this movie. But this movie needs experience. And time. Like jazz. ;)
@@eventhorizon4816 you can think what you want, and like what you want, but saying this movie is good and literally everyone who say otherwise are wrong, is just stupid. theres alot of movies i loved watching, but they weren't good. you can have an opinion, but when you say that everyone is an idiot for disliking something, your just plain wrong. again you can like what you want but saying its objectively good, and everyone else is wrong, then your just wrong.
event horizon - For me it’s not a question of epicness, but emotional engagement. The only character I care about is Ripley. Why should I feel even a flicker of emotion when a bunch of rapists and murderers are threatened with death? I FEARED for Newt and Bishop, I GRIEVED for the crew of the Nostromo, but these guys just leave me cold. I know that bleak films about terrible people, shot in interesting ways have their place, I studied plenty in film class... but to turn a story I loved into something like this feels more like a betrayal than anything.
This movie fucked over the comics as it uses Newt, Hicks, & Ripley. After this came out they renamed the Hicks & Newt Characters while making Ripley's a droid. Newt drowned, Hick's head was smashed in
@@RealGateGuardian In the alternate version of Alien 3, you can see that Hicks’s chest was impaled by something after the crash. His head is a scarily lifelike model of Michael Biehn. Also, wouldn’t all soldiers wear their dog tags while in cryosleep precisely so they could be identified in case of death? And hundreds of years in the future, wouldn’t there likely be many other ways of properly IDing a dead body?
@@happyspaceinvader508 yeah everyone including Ripley had dog tags in cryosleep. Alien 3 fucked the franchise hard. Especially the comics as they were selling decently at the time.
I once saw a interview with the actor who plays hicks (Michael Biehn)and he said he wanted to be in a partnership with Ripley. And maybe they might have there characters fall in love. He said he wanted to have his character live in alien 3 and then die in the movie later and have ripley mourn over him.
Hey Dead Meat! I have collected data on all of the kill counts as of November 19, 2017 and here is the important things I have observed. Using this list you can be sure that your observations will be correct. I will update the list every time a new kill count video comes out. •The average kill count is 14.12 •The average male kill count is 9.7 •The average female kill count is 4.39 •The average min per kill is 7.8 •Male kills make up 68.7% of all deaths •Female kills make up 31.12% of all deaths •The % in between is unidentified •The movie with most kill is The Mist with 34 •The movie with most male kills is Alien 3 with 27 •The movie with most female kills is Scream 4 with 10 •The movie with fastest min per kill is Trick r' Treat with 3.04 •The movie with slowest min per kill is IT (TV series) with 20.78 •The movies closest to the average kill count are Friday the 13th IV, Friday the 13th (2009), Bride of Chucky, and Seed of Chucky •The movies closest to the average male kill count are Aliens, You're Next, and Bride of Chucky •The movies closest to the average female kill count are Friday the 13th II, Freddy vs Jason, Scream 2, Scream 3, Night of the Living Dead, Bride of Chucky, and Trick r' Treat P.S. Also here are a couple movie suggestions: •The Saw franchise (in honor of Jigsaw) •The Babadook •The Blair Witch Project (1999) •Psycho •Jaws •Silence of the Lambs •Texas Chainsaw Massacre •Nosferatu
wow u probably slacked off doing ur hw just to do this like anybody does all of theirs i do but just slack some and say i dropped it in a puddle and it ripped up
A lot of folk hate this one just for killing Newt. The Assembly Cut is way better. It’s funny how David Fincher disowns the movie that put him on the map, there would be no Seven or Fight Club without Alien 3
Joe Nesvick That’s not entirely true. Fincher was quite acclaimed for his music videos and commercials. Se7en did far more to kickstart his feature film career than Alien 3 did.
So they spent an entire movie developing a relationship between Newt and remaining survivors only to kill them minutes into this one it's "Nightmare On Elm Street 4" all over again! 🤦♂️
A lot of horror movies love doing this. Whether it be Alien, Friday the 13th, or Nightmare on Elm Street or etc. "Oh hey you survived the horror movie you were introduced? Well do I have bad news for you in the sequel's first five minutes!"
The entire point of the series is that ripley is a single survivor and it's abou her fight against the xenomorphs and her dedication to kill them all, whether or not if she dies.
Alien 3 is a mixed bag for me. On the one hand, I love the darker tone, filmmaking style, and the performances of the main cast (especially Weaver, who I think knocks it out of the park). I also love the return to a single alien and the more "slasher"-style horror. On the other, the effects for the Runner are nowhere near as good as they were for the Xenos in Alien and Aliens, the tone can be TOO dark at times, and the plot is a fucking mess. Seriously, a prison planet with no guns is horseshit. Overall, I definitely think it's better than people make it out to be (especially compared to the terrible, horrible, no-good Resurrection) but it's definitely a step down from the original duology. I'd personally give it a 6.5/10.
How did *this* happen? Golden Chainsaw: Murphy- He fell into a giant fan! What else should I put here? Dull Machete: Newt- Not only does this kill piss me off, it was offscreen!
Now I ain’t the biggest fan of alien 3, but after Andrews dies from being pulled into the ceiling the prisoner holding the chair delivers the single greatest reaction to a death in the alien series. Just the silence and then “FAACK”
At the time of its release, I considered Alien 3 to just be a more action-packed version of the original (unprepared and unarmed humans attempting to defeat a single xenomorph). I actually find it to be the scariest of the series, despite all the problems it has.
This is Lt. Ellen Ripley, last suvivor of the Nostromo, signing off... Ripley's death still tears me up to this day. Also my favorite line "I HATE BUGS!"
That, it and makes no sense at all. Such as, how the hell did 1 Face Hugger get onto the ship, get into the cyropods without breaking the glass, impregnate Ripply with no marks or signs, get out, somehow got cut and sprayed acid, got moved with the pods to the escape ship, survive the landing, AND able to also impregnate a dog as well. Newt dying was piss poor, but pretty much everything in this movie sucked, and doesn't make sense in any fasion.
1:40 this is honestly one of the worst choices they could’ve made not only is newt dead but she died a slow probably horrifying death not just that they take her body to rub it in more then the cut it up which was deemed so gruesome that it was cut from the final product then they just burn them it’s like this was the same screne writer that though of those horrific child killing scenes from avp requiem
SkySlasher Clemmons said that she probably wasn't conscious when she drowned. Autopsy made perfect sense to avoid potential chest bursted. The cremation was for theater purposes to compare leadership qualities of Andrew's vs Dillon as well as the death of a host created a new life via alien
Well: in any case it makes no sense. In cryo-sleep, all body functions stop, including respiration. How exactly is Newt supposed to have drown, when she wasn't even breathing?
If hicks and newt survived, hicks wouldve killed the alien much earlier then they couldve escaped Before that hicks would have to get healed. Also ripley got a chestburster so hicks and newt would survive.
I know he never uses the directors cuts in these, but in the Assembly Cut Golic is the one who let the alien into the area where they are spreading the flamable liquid and is killed by it. In the theatrical cut, he's never seen again after Clemens' death. I guess you could add him the the 10 dead after the explosion though.
The alternate cut really does service to this mess... Its unfortunate how this film ended up. Could've been a very strong end if done right. I mean the set up of a literal prison prison of horrors... it would've been juicy. The idea of this slightly gorier with more of the characters fleshed out. Sigh, the squeamish nature and meddling of studio... oh and shitty writing here and there. Like I get Ripley being damaged but, the way they have certain scenes for her seem forced. And coming from the badassery of Aliens to this much.... hmm quieter Ripley is a transition. There wasn't a big enough step aside from the deaths of her surviving crew off screen along with the aftermath. I mean the helpless factor on here is something like the first one. It's such a depressing film, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. Ah the CG as well. Something about from Aliens onward the characterization of the Alien franchise has been all over the place. Nothing since Alien and Aliens has felt organic for the franchise. A soft reboot from 2 would be smart. Covenant was a mess. Should've stayed tighter on the Prometheus with Shaw as such a strong character. Sorry this comment is rant: Aliens is one of the few franchises I'm very passionate about. It was probably the first horror move I saw as a kid and one of the early instances in my life of a strong female protagonist. It frustrating to see so much shitty writing and direction for whats a fairly simple concept stripped down.
Little known fact: Golic (crazy inmate who was trying to convince people there's a "dragon" on the loose) was played by actor Paul McGann, who also played the Eighth Doctor (only appeared in the 1996 film and a mini episode of the show that depicts his regeneration into the War Doctor [played by John Hurt]) in Doctor Who.
This gets funnier when you remember one of the Twelfth Doctor’s lines. “There’s a horror movie called Alien? That’s really offensive, no wonder you keep getting invaded.”
I really really wish the second movie just ended with Ripley going home safely, adopting Newt, and having a wholesome scene with Newt and her adorable cat where they bond as a happy family
Great Kill Count! This movie seems more interesting in the kill count than when I watched it. The movie feels wrong after two amazing entries. The kill count managed to tell most of the plot without a lot of the stuff I didn't like in alien 3.
I'd say it's not as bad as its reputation, but it is definitely the low point of the series. Resurrection, I say I can at least enjoy more for the cornball nature of it.
God King Bob Ross I've never seen the assembly cut. But I agree that it is cool and interesting. It just has the misfortune of being the third in a series where the first 2 are masterpieces
@@marcusbailey6441 Because of the size and placement of the 3 it does in fact looked like the cubed symbol, hence the joke.IDK why you gotta make your woooooooords long as if that's so unbelievable and hard to understand.
The guy who directed District 9 Neil Blomwhatever was gonna do one as a sequel to Aliens and totally throw this one away. From what I read and saw of his few story boards it would have been great.
1-2 Hicks and Newt 3 Murphy 4-5 Boggs and Rains 6 Clemens 7 Andrews 8 Frank 9-16 Eight inmates die in the fire 17 Junior (sacrifices himself to successfully capture the alien) 18 Arthur (throat slit by Golic who then releases the alien) 19 Golic 20 Vincent (unseen before but an inmate is clearly killed at the start of the big finale and named when body is discovered by David) 21 Troy 22 David 23 Kevin 24-25 Eric and William (I came to same conclusion as you. Odd that Eric is last seen alive just 5 seconds before though) 26 Jude 27 Gregor 28 Dillon 29 Aaron 30 Ripley Total = 30 human kills If you count Bishop then it's 31...
I love to watch old videos of James and compare them to now and just see how much confidence he’s gained and how he feels so comfortable in what he does. We love you James. Do what you do best❤️
Clemons is one of my favorite characters. Also the alien itself is great and scary. It’s a 6/10 it’s biggest sin is killing off all of the amazing characters
No one techincally died aside from one guy in the van it’s kind of implied in the comic that at the end they actually were alive and we’re just being watched by krampus
Okay, no one actually died because all the Krampus was trying to do was teach em' a lesson. So technically, they were all grounded. Heh heh, get it. Because Max fell into the pit.........never mind
Gregor & Morse: *bump into eachother* LOL we bumped into eachother and we’re probably gonna die Alien: Your wish is granted Morse: It was him! *points at Gregor* Gregor: Haha! Wait wut-
I can appreciate James pointing out that it’s not actually Hicks at the beginning. (Yes it is the official canon.) But one thing that he missed is that Hicks was actually there to witness Ripley’s final sacrifice. He was rushing in to stop Weyland and save Ripley but was just a little too late. He gets there only to witness Ripley falling into the fire.
I'm thankful for you and your videos, James. I just had P.E. for my last class and we were playing ultimate frisbee and I ran into the bleachers and hit my left hand ring finger and my left leg shin. The shin wasn't so bad but I think I really messed up my finger cuz I can barely make my hand into a fist. I was really pissed that my thanksgiving break had to start like this until I saw your video and I was all like "hmm this break didn't start off bad after all"
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Ripley's death always makes me cry. She was a smart and strong horror protagonist who will stick with all of us for a long time
I actually would have been okay with it had they not killed the others.
Alien 1 and 2 are the only canon ones to me
After this movie theres nothing that could make me cry for her. This is such poor storytelling and cinematography.
When I watched alien 3 for the first time and it was night and I was about 5 or 6 when it happend then I seen the burster seen when the runner came out of the dog and it scared me
"Always"? You watched this shitheap more than once?
Alien: horror movie
Aliens: action movie
Alien 3: prison drama
Alien 4: comedy
Yes
Yes yes,yes yes
Prometheus: Documentary about idiots
@JapaneseGiant Lizard1234 Alien 5: lets hope not alien 3 (or 4)(or a couples retreat)
@@MaximilianWWW Prometheus: dumb scientists being morons questioning creation
Alien: Covenant: couples retreat mixed in with a xenomorph (or protomorph who the hell knows)
Tbh they probably wrote the whole story with newt then remembered all the characters were rapists and newts a little girl...
That's, not to far fetched now I think about it
Just one more reason for Ripley to play mom and protect her. Too, there were a few reformed, and adult victimizers will still look down on child victimizers so even more fun on the kill count!
So why not changing the rapist part in the script and let Newt be alive? 🤷🏻♂️
@@Ronald_Ruck They'd have to recast her because the actress would have grown between the movies, while Newt wouldn't have aged in the stasis. It was easier to just let the character die.
Or the writer, rightly so, decided Newt is a crap overrated character and rightfully killed her off
I'm just here to pay my respects to little Newt. I never get emotional over deaths in any movie unless it is the death of a child. I have a soft spot for adorable kids.
She should have survived and should have been in the movie i loved her and ripleys mother daughter relationship
I don't like children
@@hmm8445 Congrats.
The beginning of this movie just felt like a massive fuck you to fans of James Cameron's Aliens
Adorable kids? So a ugly child's dies and you don't give af? Crazy that you value lives of humans based on their looks
As you can see by the title card, it’s actually alien cubed
BH Music you are right
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I was gonna say that but decided not to its good someone had the same thought 😀. Only difference was that I firgot the term and thought Alien squared.
So that’s why everyone hated this movie! It’s about math!
Which also means times 3 or third. 😒
Lieutenant Ellen of House Ripley, First of Her Name, Warrant Officer of the Nostromo, The Un-Face-Hugged, Protector of Humans and Space Cats, Waker of Droids and Mother of Aliens
How tf is this comment 17 hrs ago
BUT SHE DID GET FACE HUGGED!!!!!
Dead Meat oh nooooooo! I double checked the KCs too! We’ll just ignore that part then 🤦♀️
I just don't get it.
@@DeadMeat the un-chestbursted
Why don't they call it "Alienss"?
Practical Re-titles:
Alien 3 = "An Alien"
Alien Resurrection = "Terrible CGI Aliens"
Prometheus = "Everything But Aliens"
Alien Covenant = 2 Aliens, 2 'Kind of' Aliens, 2 Androids, 2 Stories, 2 People per each Couple, 2 Dropships... Hmm...
"It Takes Two Aliens"
@@terminatorx8285 you know I'm joking right?
@@That_one_Finn me too, man... Me too...
Because there’s only one alien again
I think you guys missed the AVGN reference
No, Ellen Ripley and Newt went back to earth and lived happy ever after.
Alien 3 was just a bad dream of Ripley’s 🙂
True.
Yeah. You don’t kill the child.
Nah she’s dead
She married Hicks and they raised Newt together. With Jonesy the cqt.
They probably had more alien hunting Adventures and exposed weyland-yutani.
Fun fact- That weird-looking alien scene, most people thought it was CGI, but really it was just weirdly janky animatronics.
Actually, it was a rod puppet that had its movements acted out in front of a blue-screen, which were then optically composited into the live action footage. It's actually a pretty cool idea (and the way that it moves is really creepy), but the images do not composite very well, and the puppet looks too tiny in the shot at 8:28. The creature is supposed to be 8 feet tall, right?
Its a “Runner-Alien“ thats why it is so small.
Always thought it was really bad CGI
Oh hell no
I have a fun fact:
The dudes who play Kevin (Phil Davis) and Golic (Paul McGann) wind up in Doctor Who.
You'd probably already know McGann's role in the DW movie, but Davis is one of the main villains in the episode The Fires of Pompeii.
0:13 "The first two Alien movies are Masterpieces. This one is not." I don't know why im laughing so hard
I disagree. If you don't like the movie, you just didn't experience it right. The movie is beautiful, characters were beautiful, opening was intense, the fact that the movie is not interesting is subjective. Some of the best sci-fi movies ever (Space Odyssey etc.) are kinda boring, but that boringness can be artistic, just like is the case with Finchers's movie. Epicness doesn't mean good, it's just making people feel good, money, commercial. You will make video in 10 years, when you realize how good actually the movie is and say completely different things about this movie. But this movie needs experience. And time. Like jazz. ;)
Dude, im laughing at that James sentence, not your theory. 😂😂
@@eventhorizon4816 you can think what you want, and like what you want, but saying this movie is good and literally everyone who say otherwise are wrong, is just stupid. theres alot of movies i loved watching, but they weren't good. you can have an opinion, but when you say that everyone is an idiot for disliking something, your just plain wrong. again you can like what you want but saying its objectively good, and everyone else is wrong, then your just wrong.
event horizon - For me it’s not a question of epicness, but emotional engagement. The only character I care about is Ripley. Why should I feel even a flicker of emotion when a bunch of rapists and murderers are threatened with death? I FEARED for Newt and Bishop, I GRIEVED for the crew of the Nostromo, but these guys just leave me cold.
I know that bleak films about terrible people, shot in interesting ways have their place, I studied plenty in film class... but to turn a story I loved into something like this feels more like a betrayal than anything.
@@Ajehy cause it is. Betrayal on every level in life. That's symbolism you didn't study enough :D and existentialism.
Newt's face in the cryotube is heartbreaking.
Also, hard to see exactly what happened to Hicks/Turk.
So that's why Newt died 😢😢😥😥
This movie fucked over the comics as it uses Newt, Hicks, & Ripley. After this came out they renamed the Hicks & Newt Characters while making Ripley's a droid.
Newt drowned, Hick's head was smashed in
@@RealGateGuardian In the alternate version of Alien 3, you can see that Hicks’s chest was impaled by something after the crash. His head is a scarily lifelike model of Michael Biehn. Also, wouldn’t all soldiers wear their dog tags while in cryosleep precisely so they could be identified in case of death? And hundreds of years in the future, wouldn’t there likely be many other ways of properly IDing a dead body?
@@happyspaceinvader508 yeah everyone including Ripley had dog tags in cryosleep. Alien 3 fucked the franchise hard. Especially the comics as they were selling decently at the time.
@@l0ne1y_charlie if you read the comic where Newt, it's worst. Poor girl drowned in her sleep
I once saw a interview with the actor who plays hicks (Michael Biehn)and he said he wanted to be in a partnership with Ripley. And maybe they might have there characters fall in love. He said he wanted to have his character live in alien 3 and then die in the movie later and have ripley mourn over him.
Would've been so much better
He didn’t say the last part he just said instead of dying in alien 3 he would’ve rather died in a more ceremonial way
It's easier to say Ripley is crazy if she doesn't have any support though. You'd have to totally re-write the film.
Hey Dead Meat! I have collected data on all of the kill counts as of November 19, 2017 and here is the important things I have observed. Using this list you can be sure that your observations will be correct. I will update the list every time a new kill count video comes out.
•The average kill count is 14.12
•The average male kill count is 9.7
•The average female kill count is 4.39
•The average min per kill is 7.8
•Male kills make up 68.7% of all deaths
•Female kills make up 31.12% of all deaths
•The % in between is unidentified
•The movie with most kill is The Mist with 34
•The movie with most male kills is Alien 3 with 27
•The movie with most female kills is Scream 4 with 10
•The movie with fastest min per kill is Trick r' Treat with 3.04
•The movie with slowest min per kill is IT (TV series) with 20.78
•The movies closest to the average kill count are Friday the 13th IV, Friday the 13th (2009), Bride of Chucky, and Seed of Chucky
•The movies closest to the average male kill count are Aliens, You're Next, and Bride of Chucky
•The movies closest to the average female kill count are Friday the 13th II, Freddy vs Jason, Scream 2, Scream 3, Night of the Living Dead, Bride of Chucky, and Trick r' Treat
P.S.
Also here are a couple movie suggestions:
•The Saw franchise (in honor of Jigsaw)
•The Babadook
•The Blair Witch Project (1999)
•Psycho
•Jaws
•Silence of the Lambs
•Texas Chainsaw Massacre
•Nosferatu
These are fantastic analytics, Gersh! Great job!
*pounds chest* Damm respect! :)
Gersh Botvinnik great job dude
wow u probably slacked off doing ur hw just to do this like anybody does all of theirs i do but just slack some and say i dropped it in a puddle and it ripped up
Dead Meat can you do halloween or nightmare on elm Street love your vids
“A Lannister always trains his pecs” 😂😂😂😂 absolute gold mate
Lannister gold!!
A lot of folk hate this one just for killing Newt. The Assembly Cut is way better. It’s funny how David Fincher disowns the movie that put him on the map, there would be no Seven or Fight Club without Alien 3
Joe Nesvick That’s not entirely true. Fincher was quite acclaimed for his music videos and commercials. Se7en did far more to kickstart his feature film career than Alien 3 did.
does Newt die in the assembly cut?
Tom Dylan yeah
Is Newt alive in the assembly cut?
@@yugiohguy no she isn't
So they spent an entire movie developing a relationship between Newt and remaining survivors only to kill them minutes into this one it's "Nightmare On Elm Street 4" all over again! 🤦♂️
Its older than nightmare 4 though
A lot of horror movies love doing this. Whether it be Alien, Friday the 13th, or Nightmare on Elm Street or etc. "Oh hey you survived the horror movie you were introduced? Well do I have bad news for you in the sequel's first five minutes!"
The entire point of the series is that ripley is a single survivor and it's abou her fight against the xenomorphs and her dedication to kill them all, whether or not if she dies.
@@ghostdoom3218 no. The writer just said he hated newt and wanted her dead as his top priority
@@jaycemcqueen306Ok cool, but that doesn't take away from my point, her entire team died in 1
Alien 3 is a mixed bag for me. On the one hand, I love the darker tone, filmmaking style, and the performances of the main cast (especially Weaver, who I think knocks it out of the park). I also love the return to a single alien and the more "slasher"-style horror. On the other, the effects for the Runner are nowhere near as good as they were for the Xenos in Alien and Aliens, the tone can be TOO dark at times, and the plot is a fucking mess. Seriously, a prison planet with no guns is horseshit. Overall, I definitely think it's better than people make it out to be (especially compared to the terrible, horrible, no-good Resurrection) but it's definitely a step down from the original duology. I'd personally give it a 6.5/10.
Too dark at times at least the lighting is better than avpr
14:57 Let's get SICKENING! I can't believe I just noticed that reference, glad to know you like both death scenes and death drops!
I love the reference 😂😂
Horror Queen(r)s unite! Honestly was gonna comment the same 😂
What's going on with Bishop's ear in that scene right there?
Category is: GALACTIC ALIEN ELEGANZA EXTRAVAGANZA
I already liked you James, you didn't need to throw in a Drag Race reference too!
How did *this* happen?
Golden Chainsaw: Murphy- He fell into a giant fan! What else should I put here?
Dull Machete: Newt- Not only does this kill piss me off, it was offscreen!
wdym?
Now I ain’t the biggest fan of alien 3, but after Andrews dies from being pulled into the ceiling the prisoner holding the chair delivers the single greatest reaction to a death in the alien series. Just the silence and then “FAACK”
Which quickly cuts to a guy sweeping up his blood while trying to dodge the vent 😂
13:54 Dillon was killed by the alien before the lead would kill him. In the film you can hear his dying scream and then silence.
My name is Dillon🤣
@@acrossthetracks lol
You will never kill me mr zenomorph!
he was probably alive, passed out due the sudden blood losd, he didnt feel the lead crushing him anyway
If my last breath is half as cool as Bishop's, my life will be worth it.
At the time of its release, I considered Alien 3 to just be a more action-packed version of the original (unprepared and unarmed humans attempting to defeat a single xenomorph). I actually find it to be the scariest of the series, despite all the problems it has.
It's not scary to me due to its CGI
@@Rat0725 its not CGI... check it out... tho only CGI in the movie is 1 sec of alien cracked head from the cooling ;-)
@@filipsertic1495 weird because most of it looks like CGI
@@Rat0725 puppet and green screen... it looks off because of bad lighting
@@filipsertic1495 oooooooh OK
This is Lt. Ellen Ripley, last suvivor of the Nostromo, signing off...
Ripley's death still tears me up to this day.
Also my favorite line "I HATE BUGS!"
That Alien has great dramatic timing 😂
@HomeMade Deviljho what
The Runner Alien studied at Xenomorph Juliard.
Raises pinky to lip* "liquid hott magma~"
Doctor evil nice
If you change the speed to 0.75, James sounds drunk af lol
Haha yes
I’m sorry James but it’s true
LMAO YOUR RIGHT
13:00
This is gold
that dog did not deserve its fate :(
lol
ikr
Pie Pivotmontier-O don't worry, in the assembly cut an ox dies instead (I think)
Rozza the ox was already dead two.
I hate when animals die in movies
I was pissed when Newt died
That’s why so many people hate DAVID FINCHER’S Alien 3
That, it and makes no sense at all. Such as, how the hell did 1 Face Hugger get onto the ship, get into the cyropods without breaking the glass, impregnate Ripply with no marks or signs, get out, somehow got cut and sprayed acid, got moved with the pods to the escape ship, survive the landing, AND able to also impregnate a dog as well.
Newt dying was piss poor, but pretty much everything in this movie sucked, and doesn't make sense in any fasion.
EVERYONE WAS...
@Lucy Logan what? 12 years later and how old was the actress like 13? It would work just a shitty director who hated the og material.
Same. Wasted potential
1:40 this is honestly one of the worst choices they could’ve made not only is newt dead but she died a slow probably horrifying death not just that they take her body to rub it in more then the cut it up which was deemed so gruesome that it was cut from the final product then they just burn them it’s like this was the same screne writer that though of those horrific child killing scenes from avp requiem
SkySlasher Clemmons said that she probably wasn't conscious when she drowned. Autopsy made perfect sense to avoid potential chest bursted. The cremation was for theater purposes to compare leadership qualities of Andrew's vs Dillon as well as the death of a host created a new life via alien
Well: in any case it makes no sense. In cryo-sleep, all body functions stop, including respiration. How exactly is Newt supposed to have drown, when she wasn't even breathing?
SkySlasher yes the best part of avp reqium is when the children die
She drowned while sleeping... probably one of the most peaceful ways to die lol
Okay but how is this a bad choice if it obviously got someone people like you to cry about it
10:13 Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference! Can’t wait to see more in a Supercut! 😅
THAT DEATH DROP JOKE HAD ME DEAD
His beard is growing back quick
Cley FullAnime well he’s not exactly a daily vlogger
hes evolving
Cousin Larry He's becoming a Gyrados!
That means his balls are better than the rest of us.
Cley FullAnime ikr
Hey, its that one guy in Jurassic Park 2 who does not like dentists and tranqs the big T-Rex.
Pete Postelwaite RIP
Haylee S. Ikr
@Optimus Prime Playz he has a name
@Optimus Prime Playz but his name is roland toot
@RYLE SALUNGA what does toot mean
I'm kinda sad that Newt died, i wished she and Ripley would escape again together :(
We all ask what if
If hicks and newt survived, hicks wouldve killed the alien much earlier then they couldve escaped
Before that hicks would have to get healed.
Also ripley got a chestburster so hicks and newt would survive.
I know he never uses the directors cuts in these, but in the Assembly Cut Golic is the one who let the alien into the area where they are spreading the flamable liquid and is killed by it. In the theatrical cut, he's never seen again after Clemens' death. I guess you could add him the the 10 dead after the explosion though.
this channel is so underrated, deserves 1 million subs at least.
Wrong it deserves 10 mill at least
@Tony Blair yeah
How about 5.5 mil?
Welp, check it out for yourself
That RPDR reference! You really pull from everywhere, I'm a fan. x
Nikki Kathleen sashay James stays
Nikki Kathleen SAME OMG
YAAAASSSSSS
Summer smith OH HENNY
Nikki Kathleen COME ON SEASON 6. LET'S GET SICKENING! *Death Drops*
The first 2 was great but honestly I still liked the 3rd one for me it’s still top now the 4th one was bad lmao
The alternate cut really does service to this mess... Its unfortunate how this film ended up. Could've been a very strong end if done right. I mean the set up of a literal prison prison of horrors... it would've been juicy. The idea of this slightly gorier with more of the characters fleshed out. Sigh, the squeamish nature and meddling of studio... oh and shitty writing here and there. Like I get Ripley being damaged but, the way they have certain scenes for her seem forced. And coming from the badassery of Aliens to this much.... hmm quieter Ripley is a transition. There wasn't a big enough step aside from the deaths of her surviving crew off screen along with the aftermath.
I mean the helpless factor on here is something like the first one. It's such a depressing film, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.
Ah the CG as well.
Something about from Aliens onward the characterization of the Alien franchise has been all over the place. Nothing since Alien and Aliens has felt organic for the franchise. A soft reboot from 2 would be smart. Covenant was a mess. Should've stayed tighter on the Prometheus with Shaw as such a strong character.
Sorry this comment is rant: Aliens is one of the few franchises I'm very passionate about. It was probably the first horror move I saw as a kid and one of the early instances in my life of a strong female protagonist. It frustrating to see so much shitty writing and direction for whats a fairly simple concept stripped down.
Little known fact: Golic (crazy inmate who was trying to convince people there's a "dragon" on the loose) was played by actor Paul McGann, who also played the Eighth Doctor (only appeared in the 1996 film and a mini episode of the show that depicts his regeneration into the War Doctor [played by John Hurt]) in Doctor Who.
And John Hurt was in the first Alien!
This gets funnier when you remember one of the Twelfth Doctor’s lines. “There’s a horror movie called Alien? That’s really offensive, no wonder you keep getting invaded.”
My favourite thing to come back to after school
Thehuman Spider2004 Were the fuck do you live if you get out of school at 11:00 am?
He lives in the UK GMT
Guy That is scrolling down comments Time zones, if you haven’t guessed
Same, every Friday I come home to these :D
Guy That is scrolling down comments u do know there's not just 1 time in the world
I love this film, but the scene at 6:54 doesn't even look like he is eating him lol. the alien had its head on the ground . weird
Who else thinks Dillon was a good character
Me he was a badass
he was awesome :D
Me
Dillon, the doctor, and - of course - Ripley were excellent characters. They were the few bright spots in this god-awful movie.
Dillon is my favorite character in the Alien universe... what sucks is he's in my least favorite movie of the original series.
15:00 well bishop is clearly a synthetic. Look at that left ear!!
The assembly cut explains that
15:01
Smoke’s intro line from MK9 “Where there is smoke there is fire” I like that :D
Nice, another mk fan in our midst
I really really wish the second movie just ended with Ripley going home safely, adopting Newt, and having a wholesome scene with Newt and her adorable cat where they bond as a happy family
Great Kill Count! This movie seems more interesting in the kill count than when I watched it. The movie feels wrong after two amazing entries. The kill count managed to tell most of the plot without a lot of the stuff I didn't like in alien 3.
I'd say it's not as bad as its reputation, but it is definitely the low point of the series. Resurrection, I say I can at least enjoy more for the cornball nature of it.
God King Bob Ross I've never seen the assembly cut. But I agree that it is cool and interesting. It just has the misfortune of being the third in a series where the first 2 are masterpieces
That’s why I love this channel! I know a lot about the Friday 13 movies, despite never watching any, lol
can you tell me what was bad about this movie?
Hey! Did you know there is film by the name of *DEAD MEAT*?! Like if you want James to review his own movie! ( It's a horror )
Like x 1,000,000
YAS RIPLEY SLAY THAT DEATH DROP
SoundProofLiz NOOOoOoOoOO
Ripleys that girl from deadpool right?
X FACEPALM X
SoundProofLiz Ripley’s that girl, I knew she was
She done T-Posed on that chest burster :O
it wasn’t necessarily fincher’s fault this film has so many faults, it’s mostly the studio being far too restrictive
It is not alien 3 it is alien cubed
Zombie Kill Squad ZKS still it's the 3rd movie.
he was making a joke
restrivate suuurrrrrreeee let's go with that.
@@marcusbailey6441 Because of the size and placement of the 3 it does in fact looked like the cubed symbol, hence the joke.IDK why you gotta make your woooooooords long as if that's so unbelievable and hard to understand.
hehe i got the reference
This series needs a reboot with sigounery reprising her role and a director he respects the original lore and do what fans wanna see
Impulse Gaming She's too old to play Ripley now.
The guy who directed District 9 Neil Blomwhatever was gonna do one as a sequel to Aliens and totally throw this one away. From what I read and saw of his few story boards it would have been great.
1-2 Hicks and Newt
3 Murphy
4-5 Boggs and Rains
6 Clemens
7 Andrews
8 Frank
9-16 Eight inmates die in the fire
17 Junior (sacrifices himself to successfully capture the alien)
18 Arthur (throat slit by Golic who then releases the alien)
19 Golic
20 Vincent (unseen before but an inmate is clearly killed at the start of the big finale and named when body is discovered by David)
21 Troy
22 David
23 Kevin
24-25 Eric and William (I came to same conclusion as you. Odd that Eric is last seen alive just 5 seconds before though)
26 Jude
27 Gregor
28 Dillon
29 Aaron
30 Ripley
Total = 30 human kills
If you count Bishop then it's 31...
Thank you.
The first kill wasn't Hicks though. He didn't die. It was actually a soldier named Turk
@@demonicrobots5665 No! It was Hicks! 😢
Baskin Robbins Alien Style!
Eddie Olshefski no it was Turk dude
I love to watch old videos of James and compare them to now and just see how much confidence he’s gained and how he feels so comfortable in what he does. We love you James. Do what you do best❤️
Last time I was this early people still wanted nightmare on elm street kill count
BumBobBoi I still want that
and we still do
BumBobBoi so you're barely early
BumBobBoi People still do.
I died when you said: "A Lannister always trains his pecs. "
SAME LMAO
The longer version has the alien being born by bursting out of a cow (I assume). Much more fun to watch. Great video, thanks!
For sure
“Where there is smoke there is fire” - Smoke ~ Mortal Kombat 2011 (oh and also James)
Hey, James! Just rewatched this video and was wondering if you still had plans to do the cut comparison?
Another kill count another better friday
Those ain't sceintists. They are Weyland-Yutani Commandos. You also encounter them in the old AvP games.
Well some of them are scientists. But ya the big armored guys with guns are Commandos😅
Alien Lore man, it’s extensive
Clemons is one of my favorite characters. Also the alien itself is great and scary. It’s a 6/10 it’s biggest sin is killing off all of the amazing characters
The guy who survived had the most personality
Thank god he didn't die
...
First rule of Aliens canon, we do not talk about Colonial Marines... damm it.
2nd rule of Alien Canon. We do not talk about Alien Resurrection.
we cannot deny it all three of those happened and we all let them happen
The Black Baron such a waste of a potentially good game
The Black Baron IT WAS GOOD
I would rather play colonial marines every day than watch alien 3 another day
They have three town meetings in this movie lol almost like they had to make use of the sets seeing each town meeting is in a different area
14:58 “that was when I ruled the land”
I love ur vids and have me looking forwards to Friday even more now, and because of your videos I am no longer scared to watch horror films now
R.I.P-ley?
CheezyTube Gaming kill me
I waited this so long your kill counts are the best!
Dylan was such an MVP in this movie...always admired his courage and sacrifice!
I'm one of the few that actually loves Alien 3.
Damien John i like it. The assembly cut is much btr tho
Me too
I liked the only thing I didn't like was the cgi
Damien John I love the film as well
Damien John it was LIT
15:32 James you are a joker👊😏😂
Amarie Sanders
Amarie Sanders 15:29
@@FlashProductions lmao
Do a kill count on Krampus
No one techincally died aside from one guy in the van it’s kind of implied in the comic that at the end they actually were alive and we’re just being watched by krampus
killer wolf YES
killer wolf Legit no one died
killer wolf good one but he got plans for the rest of the year
Okay, no one actually died because all the Krampus was trying to do was teach em' a lesson. So technically, they were all grounded. Heh heh, get it. Because Max fell into the pit.........never mind
Gregor & Morse: *bump into eachother* LOL we bumped into eachother and we’re probably gonna die
Alien: Your wish is granted
Morse: It was him! *points at Gregor*
Gregor: Haha! Wait wut-
Why the dog
Assembly cut = dead ox, meaning the ix was dead before the “birth”
EarthIsA BigN**** because the cat should never die
14:56 SHANTAY YOU STAY JAMES.
"Yeah Clemens, ain't you ever played The Oregon Trail?" LMFAO
I don't think a CG effect has ever made me feel physical pain before, but it has now
It wasn't cgi.
What happened to space cat
Marlene Ritchie I think he was left on a Space Station in Aliens?
Marlene Ritchie Neither of you are right. She left Jonesy at the planet that had saved her at the start of Aliens. Space cat is safe
Im sad the cat is in another planet not earth
hes in the space station
I imagine the double hello thing from the alien going like *deep voice* hello
*light voice* hello
"Ripley may not be on drag race, but damn she knows how to death drop" I see what you did there HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I can appreciate James pointing out that it’s not actually Hicks at the beginning. (Yes it is the official canon.) But one thing that he missed is that Hicks was actually there to witness Ripley’s final sacrifice. He was rushing in to stop Weyland and save Ripley but was just a little too late. He gets there only to witness Ripley falling into the fire.
I love how James seemed so uninthusiastic in the last two videos but when he got that beard instant inthusiasm
I'm thankful for you and your videos, James. I just had P.E. for my last class and we were playing ultimate frisbee and I ran into the bleachers and hit my left hand ring finger and my left leg shin. The shin wasn't so bad but I think I really messed up my finger cuz I can barely make my hand into a fist. I was really pissed that my thanksgiving break had to start like this until I saw your video and I was all like "hmm this break didn't start off bad after all"
JuanTGaming Someone today at my school fell on their leg while playing volleyball. RIP they were crying🕺🏾
Man I love Thanksgiving break #outofschool
Carl You know those lines in the middle of your fingers.....yea its purple rn on my finger😱😯😥
JuanTGaming someone at my school busted there kneecap during rugby and had to be taken away by a ambulance
FUCKING MY THANKSGIVING BREAK HASENT STARTED YET CUZ FUCKING HURRICANE IRMA AND IM PISSED
Golden chainsaw should've gone for ripley, I mean look at that shot
10:48 He hits the Return key on the computer! Apparently they go back to that on computers of the future!
I needed this, I had a bad evening
Who else loves James xD!!!!!
Shadic _UA-cam me
Shadic _UA-cam NO shit 😂👌
i do
He’s amazing
Sanic Lemons 133 Well He is Just the best.
Your videos are so addicting keep up the good work man!!!
Thank you!
I love how James slowly puts more energy into his videos the more he uploads
Ripley did a amazing Sacrifice
The 25 dislikes are the prisoners who died and they are like “We totally have personalities James!, meany”
Avian Rose that fucking joke died
You can clearly see their personalities in the assembly cut
What happened to the cat?
[WM]boygamernerd remember the begining of aliens where Ridley leaves it on a station hes still on the station
Probably dead.
That cat was in another movie called alien
[WM]boygamernerd
ALF ate it
Zaid Al Sadi
He did appear in her room towards the beginning of Aliens
I cannot believe you did not include the "...Shit!!..."
That was iconic
9:18 I feel personally attacked
I loved Alien 3. Always felt it was underrated and should have been the ending of the original series.
Resurrection could have been good, they just well and truly fucked up the ending.
anybody else catch that Monty Python reference "Bring out your dead!"
THE KILLS 🔪🩸
1:39 Rebecca “Newt” Jorden
1:51 corporal Hicks (Turk)
4:34 THE DOG RIP
5:32 Murphy
6:49 Rains
7:00 Boggs
7:29 Bishop
8:20 Clemens
8:46 superintendent Andrews
9:55 Frank
10:04 nine inmates
11:50 Vincent
12:15 Troy
12:23 David
12:40 Kevin
12:55 Eric & William
13:09 Jude
13:16 Gregor
13:53 Dillon
14:49 Aaron
15:12 lieutenant Ellen Ripley 😤🤚