The Most Unusual Messages You've Read In a Greeting Card | Mock The Week

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  • "Sorry you're dead, what can we do?" could be one of the most 'sincere' messages ever written on a greeting card, that's for sure.
    #MockTheWeek #GreetingCards #HughDennis
    Series 14, Episode 4.
    Watch the funniest Mock The Week moments here! We're uploading your favourite Mock The Week clips featuring Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan, Stewart Francis, Hugh Dennis and more every week, hosted by Dara O'Briain.
    Mock the Week is a British topical, satirical celebrity panel show, that was created by Dan Patterson and Mark Leveson.

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  • @johnmorgan1629
    @johnmorgan1629 3 роки тому +194

    Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    I've seen this before,
    Is it Déjà Vu?

    • @FullersDuck
      @FullersDuck 3 роки тому +20

      No, it’s Dave-ja vu.

    • @johnmorgan1629
      @johnmorgan1629 3 роки тому +6

      @@FullersDuck Can't believe I missed that one.

    • @Galerak1
      @Galerak1 Рік тому +2

      Déjà Vu? I've heard of that. I think I may have had it before.

  • @paul2662dog
    @paul2662dog 3 роки тому +15

    Dara just makes me laugh when he does.he’s brilliantly funny

  • @2KOOLURATOOLGaming
    @2KOOLURATOOLGaming 3 роки тому +225

    OK, and the first subject is: Re-uploaded videos :D

    • @MerrickKing
      @MerrickKing 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah I swear this one was posted like 2 days ago...

    • @douglasparkinson4123
      @douglasparkinson4123 3 роки тому +5

      @@MerrickKing i believe it was posted on the BBC channel 2 days ago.

    • @GodZefir
      @GodZefir 3 роки тому +8

      @@douglasparkinson4123 it's worth it just for Hugh's first joke.

    • @Ktr-1142-ema
      @Ktr-1142-ema 2 роки тому

      Fox calamity b roll

    • @geoffroi-le-Hook
      @geoffroi-le-Hook Рік тому

      it's not like they have much of a plot in these ...

  • @noodengr3three825
    @noodengr3three825 2 роки тому +5

    The North Korean card factory is my fav

  • @digitized_fyre
    @digitized_fyre 3 роки тому +27

    4 days. It was only 4 days ago that you posted this exact video

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 роки тому +7

    Thanks for being in our school band, now get in the choir room!

  • @kanedaku
    @kanedaku 3 роки тому +3

    Ah Tif!

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 3 роки тому

    “Go away!” 😊

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 3 роки тому +70

    Rose are red,
    So is my face.
    You’re uploading repeats
    And that’s a disgrace.

  • @SuperSweetToffee
    @SuperSweetToffee 3 роки тому +5

    Best part starts from 5:09

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 4 місяці тому

    lol just saw the '9%' clip with For what portion of history has Bruce Forsyth been alive!

  • @flupflup12
    @flupflup12 3 роки тому +16

    I hate reposts

  • @jbcatz5
    @jbcatz5 3 роки тому +4

    I didn’t think I had access to Dave, but I’m starting to think otherwise.

  • @afrosamuraiwarrior
    @afrosamuraiwarrior 2 роки тому +1

    What's the name of the comedian at 0:45?

  • @Ogrethephreak
    @Ogrethephreak 3 роки тому +21

    Wearing suspenders and a mask feels different in 2021

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 3 роки тому +3

    True story for me:
    “Hello hotel neighbor. I understand you’re all from the wedding yesterday outside. But there’s no reason to be so damn loud.”
    We sent that person ear plugs through room service

  • @chicosticks
    @chicosticks 3 роки тому

    Roses are red.... i guess....
    Violets are blue.... i guess....
    Sorry i'm blind 😑....

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 роки тому +3

    We’re so sorry for your losses,
    Signed joe biden and tom brady

  • @hannekehartkoorn5987
    @hannekehartkoorn5987 3 роки тому +2

    You posted this same video day before yesterday

  • @tacituskilgore7349
    @tacituskilgore7349 3 роки тому +17

    ooooo people complaining. Remember a time where you just enjoyed shows...

  • @AmirBrooks
    @AmirBrooks 3 роки тому +11

    Roses are red
    Violets are red
    Trees are red
    Grass is red
    Shit, my garden's on fire

  • @hip2thabone_da_sticky1
    @hip2thabone_da_sticky1 3 роки тому +14

    Hugh: "P.H.D Phenomenal Head Dara!" 6:13 😁 🤗

  • @swingstylez
    @swingstylez 3 роки тому +51

    That Bunsen joke was a slow burner on the audience.

  • @BlueBagger83
    @BlueBagger83 2 роки тому +8

    Yes, Miles burns Dara (to begin with). But I get a kick out of Andy walking up next, because you know by the smirk on his face before he even says something that he's pushing it even farther. LOL!

  • @AerCloud
    @AerCloud 3 роки тому +9

    Roses are grey
    Violets are blue
    I am red-shade colour blind
    Oh well, what can I do?

  • @FistralG
    @FistralG 3 роки тому +33

    Same as the one you posted 4 days ago.

    • @Karma-qt4ji
      @Karma-qt4ji 3 роки тому +9

      Thanks. I thought this was UA-cam (Dave edition).

  • @hotchocbooks
    @hotchocbooks 3 роки тому +9

    Swear I just saw this one in my 'new' videos 😑

  • @RafaelSCalsaverini
    @RafaelSCalsaverini 3 роки тому +3

    Didn't got Rob Beckett's cocaine joje. The accent tripped me I think.
    What's the joke about?

    • @Danchrin
      @Danchrin 2 роки тому +4

      "Well moreish" = tasty. The problem with cocaine is that it's tasty

  • @edc2879
    @edc2879 3 роки тому +23

    Congratulations on your 1st year wedding anniversary we all gave it 6 months.

  • @iim4xii129
    @iim4xii129 3 роки тому +2

    5:13 Dara O'Breen...

  • @avaevathornton9851
    @avaevathornton9851 Рік тому +1

    Series 14, episode 4
    Original air date: The second of July 2015
    Contestants: Andy Parsons, Tiff Stevenson, and Rob Beckett (left), Romesh Ranganathan, Hugh Dennis, and Miles Jupp (right)

  • @archstanton6102
    @archstanton6102 3 роки тому +9

    Didn't we get this last week, says the guy unsubscriing

  • @laceneil4570
    @laceneil4570 3 роки тому +18

    Congratulations on your wedding, I can't believe you had the nerve to wear white!
    Congratulations on the new baby, have you found out who the father is yet?

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 місяці тому

    Happy National Ranch Day,
    (Opens card to find hypnotizing spirals) You will forget about eating pineapple on pizza and only eat ranch on pizza.
    (Rips card and throws in trash)

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 10 місяців тому

    I’m sorry son,
    You live in Ohio not Pennsylvania. Now be like your father and root for the cleveland browns.

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 4 місяці тому

    (it's a blue fedora and it does indeed look ridiculous, sorry Dara)

  • @TimsFoyleHeadgear
    @TimsFoyleHeadgear 3 роки тому +5

    I've seen this deja vu before

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 3 роки тому +9

    “This isn’t just birthday card, it’s also your birthday present and yes, it’s the same one I gave you last year... no I didn’t buy in bulk, I went through your trash every day for a month until you threw this in the recycling bin...”

    • @jinsumarioka7855
      @jinsumarioka7855 3 роки тому +3

      I got one that said IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY PERIOD with a grey deflated balloon on it

  • @benlee7559
    @benlee7559 3 роки тому

    In the museum he have dinosaur bones.,IN CLUJ district and in other town

  • @josephjames4326
    @josephjames4326 3 роки тому +4

    Tiff Stevenson is yummy

  • @JP_TaVeryMuch
    @JP_TaVeryMuch Рік тому

    5:50 Love Andy's brain

  • @rosannecoffman1933
    @rosannecoffman1933 3 роки тому

    What fun!

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +1

    3:53 And Bernie Sanders. Don’t forget about him.

  • @Pete_Piper
    @Pete_Piper Рік тому

    I just don’t know where female comedians get their reputations.🙄

  • @distantcoff7391
    @distantcoff7391 3 роки тому

    1:47~1:50 chances are if "she" was a woman "she" would not have been consenting.

  • @Felipe-js1wl
    @Felipe-js1wl 3 роки тому

    Who is Dara green. I don't get it.

  • @benlee7559
    @benlee7559 3 роки тому +1

    They were discovered at the began of 2o centuries
    the school take us in primary school in ri

    • @benlee7559
      @benlee7559 3 роки тому

      A trip but nobody's is interested to visits but we have in my town. Turda-Potaissa:Clu;j and the other dinosaur is in Alba-Iulia Jud.Alba in a Museum. And they are real enough big t, now the children from kinder garden they know their names