If I Blink, Mario Teleports

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024

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  • @oceanflan_
    @oceanflan_ 5 місяців тому +3035

    for the record, there was also a mod where if fir teleports, mario blinks, but that didn’t end up happening much

    • @justaghostinthesea
      @justaghostinthesea 5 місяців тому +96

      Such a shame

    • @AmethystSZS
      @AmethystSZS 5 місяців тому +634

      I love the mental picture that I put hours upon hours of work making a mod that can detect human teleportation ahaha

    • @oceanflan_
      @oceanflan_ 5 місяців тому +198

      @@AmethystSZS listen having seen the stuff you’ve made, if you’d made that i woulda just been like “yeah that seems like something she could do”

    • @TheLemonCrewGT
      @TheLemonCrewGT 5 місяців тому +10

      @@oceanflan_same

    • @patrickbutsmart
      @patrickbutsmart 5 місяців тому +53

      ​@@AmethystSZSis it not just
      If fir.teleport()
      {
      Mario.blink()
      }

  • @RaphaelStar7
    @RaphaelStar7 5 місяців тому +1370

    9:40 "eye-frames" .... This is the single best *and* worst situational pun I've ever heard...

  • @AmethystSZS
    @AmethystSZS 5 місяців тому +3411

    This project was one of my favorites to make for you, what the heck is this lmfao

    • @MobileUranium
      @MobileUranium 5 місяців тому +87

      Does Fir pay you for these? He owes you his channel 😅

    • @Autistic_Wooper
      @Autistic_Wooper 5 місяців тому +27

      Hi amethyst! :D

    • @Left_Joy-Con
      @Left_Joy-Con 5 місяців тому +18

      @AmethystSZS How did you make the program recognise when Fir blinks?

    • @Gamesmarts194
      @Gamesmarts194 5 місяців тому +12

      How does this even work lol

    • @bucket_hat_gt21
      @bucket_hat_gt21 5 місяців тому +7

      Hi amethyst

  • @shitpostingstevebecauseall6279
    @shitpostingstevebecauseall6279 5 місяців тому +383

    It would've been unbelievably funny if you just uploaded an hour long video of you beating the entire game in complete unblinking silence

    • @thenightjackal
      @thenightjackal 4 місяці тому +18

      next april fools he's like "remember the 'blink you teleport challenge'? Now I'm going to be attempting 100%!" but the video is silent after the intro

    • @TheBedrockVeteran
      @TheBedrockVeteran 2 місяці тому +1

      Why is ur name like that

  • @Emiliussss
    @Emiliussss 5 місяців тому +332

    Gives “blink and you’ll miss it” a whole new meaning

    • @MrSportsCreator
      @MrSportsCreator 5 місяців тому +2

      200 likes and no reply, lemme fix that

  • @bay4081
    @bay4081 5 місяців тому +818

    My example of what it’s like to have tics/Tourette’s has always been “it’s like blinking. It’s automatic, but you can control it… for a little bit, but it’s very uncomfortable and eventually you’re going to blink.” Fir has demonstrated my example perfectly in this video 😂 goodness, I feel for you Fir!

    • @WandaBread
      @WandaBread 5 місяців тому +59

      As a fellow person with Tourrettes I like this example and I'm now going to steal it

    • @EmjrRockz
      @EmjrRockz 5 місяців тому +30

      As a person who does not have tourrettes, good on you guys!

    • @MrSkme
      @MrSkme 5 місяців тому +23

      That makes a lot of sense! Is it uncomfortable to control it in the same physical kind of way? Like painful?

    • @JamesP7
      @JamesP7 5 місяців тому +9

      This comment makes me hope Cjya plays this mod one day.

    • @bay4081
      @bay4081 5 місяців тому +51

      @@MrSkme I wouldn’t say painful, more like your body is screaming at you to do whatever movement it’s begging for you to do, and you not doing it is making that screaming louder, but that screaming is a physical feeling of discomfort. But not really pain. Like technically not blinking isn’t in itself painful, it’s just your eyes drying out that might be. But your body is still begging for you to blink.

  • @ChrisGamingNL333
    @ChrisGamingNL333 5 місяців тому +224

    Mario doesnt teleport, every time you 'blink' you pass out and mario just walks somewhere on his own before you wake up again

  • @Pixis1
    @Pixis1 5 місяців тому +380

    This is like that Doctor Who episode. The Weeping Angels have invaded Mario Odyssey. "Don't blink! Don't ever blink!"

    • @ChevyNoel
      @ChevyNoel 5 місяців тому +37

      The result is kind of similar too. Blink and you get teleported. Here it’s through space instead of time though.

    • @dusklunistheumbreon
      @dusklunistheumbreon 5 місяців тому +22

      "Mario's fast, faster than you can possibly imagine. Don't turn your head, don't look away. And *don't blink.* Good luck

    • @TotherKoala
      @TotherKoala 5 місяців тому +14

      That which holds the image of Mario is a Mario

    • @Chubby_Bub
      @Chubby_Bub 4 місяці тому +1

      A version where it sends you through time would be like this but worse. Imagine it puts you in another kingdom and resets any progression you made

    • @NonsensicalSpudz
      @NonsensicalSpudz Місяць тому

      one of the best episodes, first new original monster aswell

  • @devious_ahh_beat
    @devious_ahh_beat 5 місяців тому +347

    This video turned off the auto-blinking of my body

    • @_Atomic5
      @_Atomic5 5 місяців тому +43

      Watching this vid while manually blinking was brutal 🥲

    • @orangepeelz3579
      @orangepeelz3579 5 місяців тому +3

      same

    • @igor78965412320
      @igor78965412320 5 місяців тому

      i already made my appointment

    • @flabort
      @flabort 5 місяців тому +19

      Yeah I don't know why I was sympathetically not blinking either, but my eyes hurt now and I only suffered through the edited, cut down version. Fir must have been in hell by Metro, let alone Moon.

    • @super6703
      @super6703 3 місяці тому

      This comment turned off auto blink

  • @kraxosOBK
    @kraxosOBK 5 місяців тому +127

    I like how being aware of your eyes makes them feel dryer, which makes you blink more, which makes them water, which makes you blink more.
    Now everyone watching this is aware of their eyes, thanks Fir.

    • @UltraRanks
      @UltraRanks 5 місяців тому +4

      you have stopped breathing automatically
      you are aware of your blinking
      you can now see your nose

    • @FuryJack07
      @FuryJack07 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@UltraRanks
      Faiboat Reference
      BEAM ATTACK!

  • @itznotwack3581
    @itznotwack3581 5 місяців тому +45

    This is so weird at 0:11 seconds fir shows a picture of the providence place mall food court in providence Rhode Island the mall I grew up with and this felt so weird to see

    • @epkepk133
      @epkepk133 2 місяці тому +5

      That's new donk city hall

  • @EcyGuy
    @EcyGuy 5 місяців тому +147

    If an atom in my body moves, Mario Dies.

    • @benpimentel8702
      @benpimentel8702 5 місяців тому +1

      💀

    • @Womp_Womp_Cry_abt_it
      @Womp_Womp_Cry_abt_it 5 місяців тому +19

      If mario moves, I die irl

    • @MaxTeel-pc5kv
      @MaxTeel-pc5kv 5 місяців тому +1

      Haha not

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 5 місяців тому +5

      So he dies instantly unless your entire body and the surrounding environment are at absolute zero (in which case you die instead for obvious reasons)?

    • @richardpike8748
      @richardpike8748 5 місяців тому +1

      @@blarg2429 sacrifices must be made

  • @bobsmith7066
    @bobsmith7066 5 місяців тому +47

    I hereby dub this challenge: “Weeping Angel Percent”

  • @vexfcstudios6929
    @vexfcstudios6929 5 місяців тому +45

    The Dougdoug mind virus has created the most absolute genius and incredible content thank you everyone who’s participated

    • @richardpike8748
      @richardpike8748 5 місяців тому

      do explain, what is this mind virus Doug released (probably from his basement)?

  • @Bartender22
    @Bartender22 5 місяців тому +201

    I guess you could save this experience was…..
    eye-opening

  • @KooperTrooper6900
    @KooperTrooper6900 5 місяців тому +73

    I thought he would put tape on top of his eye lids like in Tom and Jerry💀💀

  • @SeyrenSamin
    @SeyrenSamin 5 місяців тому +7

    16:16 i love fir’s content do much, especially because it often uses a bgm of my favorite game!💫

  • @MetaPhysical78
    @MetaPhysical78 3 місяці тому +5

    To be honest, I think this is the funniest Fir video yet. It is just funny to see a grown man playing a video-game without blinking; even though that is what half of the population does these days. I think I could do this.

  • @Bubbledazwood
    @Bubbledazwood 5 місяців тому +35

    Wait this is Weeping Angel Mario odyssey i love it

    • @appointmenteer
      @appointmenteer Місяць тому

      lmao wait it literally is. if you blink too much itll catch you and send you back in time (to cascade kingdom)

  • @protossinator
    @protossinator 5 місяців тому +40

    Whoever edited this did a FANTASTIC job with the SFX every time you blinked :)

    • @king_alloy
      @king_alloy 5 місяців тому +15

      Wait was that not part of the mod?

    • @Zatou_
      @Zatou_ 5 місяців тому

      no way

  • @amystarr7654
    @amystarr7654 5 місяців тому +10

    Yep, this is exactly the sort of content I'm here for. Random, inane challenges that are both easy and difficult at once, and almost always ridiculous.

  • @GamingPretzel116
    @GamingPretzel116 5 місяців тому +5

    I like how the Super Mario Odyssey logo between cap and cascade shows Cappy with his eyes closed😂

  • @cambochicken243
    @cambochicken243 5 місяців тому +22

    Worlds greatest at surviving a weeping angel attack.

  • @RipVanFish09
    @RipVanFish09 5 місяців тому +3

    Now make a mod where whenever your eyes are closed, Mario rewinds at like 5x speed. You could use it to your advantage, but you can't see where Mario actually is, because your eyes are closed.

  • @micahheyward5342
    @micahheyward5342 5 місяців тому +38

    Challenge idea: Super Mario Odyssey, but if I say "Down," I must complete Breakdown Road from the Dark Side of the Moon (and add other trigger words).
    This means getting BOTH moons

    • @rubengoldman5830
      @rubengoldman5830 5 місяців тому

      "Mario" or "Face" = Picture Match Subarea
      "Sheep" = Herding Sheep room
      "Dark" = Darker Side
      "Take" or "Steal" = Klepto Subarea
      "Spin" = Spinning Athletics
      "Car" or "Race" = RC Car subarea
      "Ball" or "Bound" = Bound Bowl
      "Think" or "Puzzle" or "How" = Typhoo puzzle room
      "Coin" or "Money" = any Coin Heaven subarea
      and of course...
      "Subscribe" = custom subarea with nothing but a subscribe button on the walls and an exit pipe

    • @OriginalGameteer
      @OriginalGameteer 5 місяців тому +13

      Certain words forcing you to do certain sub areas sounds pretty good

    • @Nintenblox
      @Nintenblox 4 місяці тому +3

      What about if you say a capture, you become that capture

  • @youtubeuniversity3638
    @youtubeuniversity3638 5 місяців тому +30

    9:40 "Eye-Frames"

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon 5 місяців тому +17

    now i cant stop thinking about every blink

  • @Chy_756
    @Chy_756 5 місяців тому +8

    Pov: something is in your eye. Mario: HELP I AM DIEING!!

  • @kaguya9164
    @kaguya9164 5 місяців тому +11

    I wouldn't have been able to resist doing the goku teleport pose every time I blink

    • @NeonAGC
      @NeonAGC 2 місяці тому

      INSTANT TRANSMISSION *warps to bossfight* (actual canon storyline)

  • @Sirup21
    @Sirup21 5 місяців тому +49

    How just…how

  • @BoltofMystery
    @BoltofMystery 5 місяців тому +12

    Imagine if more than one person was blink, that would be very chaotic. Mario will be teleporting all over the place lol.

  • @Wyatt-h1s
    @Wyatt-h1s 9 днів тому +1

    backwards% Mario Odyssey but you beat the game and go through all kingdoms backward (doesn't include mushroom, dark, or darker side, unless you want to try darker side, go ahead). This is a perfect idea for a fun speedrun in one of your next playthrough speedrun video. I would really appreciate it.

    • @Wyatt-h1s
      @Wyatt-h1s 8 днів тому +1

      Pls do this this is a good idea

  • @transcendentalanarchy
    @transcendentalanarchy 5 місяців тому +5

    Hasn't Fir just never done the randomizer for a video but yet here we are watching him do blinkless lmao

  • @SB-ex8nt
    @SB-ex8nt 5 місяців тому +5

    Imagine April Fools Hide and Seek, and it's just this.

    • @devincetee5335
      @devincetee5335 2 місяці тому +1

      Smant blinks into his good spot in snow

  • @JeremyBX
    @JeremyBX 5 днів тому +1

    10/10 video would get super-conscious about my blinking again

  • @TaskMaster369
    @TaskMaster369 5 місяців тому +14

    Super Mario Odyssey but my eyes are watering

  • @valdemarrolandsen9292
    @valdemarrolandsen9292 5 місяців тому +3

    as a person who has been subed to Fir, for allmost 2 years, i have seen him go down a deeper and deeper dark rabbit hole....

  • @Salmonboyo
    @Salmonboyo 5 місяців тому +2

    You know what, I have decided that Fir is in fact funny. This is simply because I remember when he started out and enjoyed his content, left for a while, and came back. Wacky stuff.

  • @superpekkachu
    @superpekkachu 5 місяців тому +3

    I love the intro art to the game! Cappy with his eyes closed is so special 😍

    • @gamrwolf9655
      @gamrwolf9655 5 місяців тому

      the eyelids weren't grey

  • @aiden3614
    @aiden3614 4 місяці тому +1

    Imagine it's not even teleportation, Mario's just secretly a speedster.

  • @oranglordd
    @oranglordd 5 місяців тому +5

    Next video: if I stop looking at mario, I teleport
    Yknow with the eyetracker

    • @OriginalGameteer
      @OriginalGameteer 5 місяців тому +2

      "If I look at Mario, he takes damage"

    • @Kiwi19865
      @Kiwi19865 5 місяців тому +1

      If Mario blinks, i teleport

  • @LeoJthe747
    @LeoJthe747 2 місяці тому +2

    10:01 the toad spinning lmfao

  • @tiffanychou6869
    @tiffanychou6869 5 місяців тому +5

    Schrödinger's wink

  • @GameJam230
    @GameJam230 5 місяців тому +2

    Aside from sea turtles, most varieties of turtle do not have traditional eyelids. Despite this, Bowser still couldn't even beat Mario in a staring contest.

  • @coreymartin9630
    @coreymartin9630 5 місяців тому +3

    This is one of the Mario Odyssey challenge runs of all time

  • @drbanana8778
    @drbanana8778 5 місяців тому +2

    Smallant who’s beaten the game blindfolded: It’s too easy

  • @awesomeness1122
    @awesomeness1122 5 місяців тому +6

    Fir is going to be wearing glasses next episode.

    • @royalfizzbin2131
      @royalfizzbin2131 5 місяців тому +1

      he actually has glasses he just never wears them while recording and only wore them like twice for streams that weren't for youtube videos. i'm guessing he just doesn't have particularly bad vision or wears contacts or something

  • @f.p1758
    @f.p1758 2 місяці тому

    2:33 waaaittt I got more excited than I anticipated-
    Eventhough I saw the chat saying "WINK"

  • @TheTrailblazerStelle
    @TheTrailblazerStelle 5 місяців тому +3

    11:11 "Fir real" 😂

  • @paulpickett4522
    @paulpickett4522 4 місяці тому +1

    9:38 "Blink during my 'eye-frames'" x)

  • @DiagonalTanooki
    @DiagonalTanooki 5 місяців тому +18

    is it possible to beat mario while ripping ass

  • @jacoballwright3254
    @jacoballwright3254 2 місяці тому +1

    ‘Is that bad? Should I be concerned? Do I need to see a DOCTOR? 16:55

  • @frnkesten
    @frnkesten 5 місяців тому +5

    19 seconds, no views, fir’s falling off smh

  • @nicholasgaming7935
    @nicholasgaming7935 5 місяців тому +2

    I was resistant to blink the whole video because I thought Mario would also tp if I blinked too

  • @askard8186
    @askard8186 5 місяців тому +1

    This is one of the coolest videos, most creative and well-made i've seen in a long long while! :D

  • @realleonardgibson
    @realleonardgibson 5 місяців тому +2

    5:28 fir, are you in 2026? No wonder you have some awesome mods! (And this is when i noticed it lol)

  • @t.omfoolery
    @t.omfoolery 5 місяців тому

    "Do you love me? Blink if yes, beat mario oddysey if no!"
    "Why are you getting your switch?"

  • @mrees6308
    @mrees6308 5 місяців тому

    Blindfolded runners: cant look at the game.
    Fir: cant look away

  • @markelcarrillo6908
    @markelcarrillo6908 5 місяців тому

    You're genuinely one of my favourite content creators, I've never played a game you've made a video about but the quality of the production, the narrative, your great personality... you got it all. Keep it up ❤

  • @UltraMarioTV
    @UltraMarioTV 3 місяці тому +1

    This was amazing! I'm still questioning how you and Amethyst got this working...

  • @ComedicalBystander
    @ComedicalBystander 5 місяців тому

    Watching this is like these scenes in movies when the characters go underwater and you're trying to hold your breath to see if you'd survive

  • @hopeburnett8313
    @hopeburnett8313 5 місяців тому

    I loved this video! A genuinely impressive and fun-looking mod! I love your videos, you always add so much fun to whatever you're doing. My favorite part was the sequence in Bowser's Kingdom of just "No. No. No. No." as Mario teleported all over!

  • @Bulldog_Games
    @Bulldog_Games 2 місяці тому +1

    16:26 the fact that twitch chat said “blink to captain toad?” Then 5 seconds later it happens

  • @ely4555
    @ely4555 5 місяців тому

    1:20 Did anyone else notice cappy blinking, such a nice touch

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 5 місяців тому

    The strategy of "oh I shouldn't blink? Let's make my eyes WIDE" is an interesting one that never seems to work. Hmm...

  • @santiagocosta1388
    @santiagocosta1388 3 місяці тому +1

    I mean what’s next? “Every time my heart beats Mario takes damage”?

  • @StellarShadow777
    @StellarShadow777 5 місяців тому +1

    This challenge was one of the most entertaining I’ve seen
    That snow dram was the best I’ve ever seen

  • @puppet_master
    @puppet_master 5 місяців тому

    As your Doctor, I must advise against this no blink challenge.
    Next week: Every time I bonk I put a tidepod in my mouth.

  • @justsomesquonk
    @justsomesquonk 5 місяців тому

    Gotta appreciate the little sound effect for every time Fir blinks

  • @fonejunky6306
    @fonejunky6306 3 місяці тому +1

    3:36 his ahh did NOT blink

  • @Aeta3
    @Aeta3 4 місяці тому +1

    when you're the only one that noticed twitch say hi youtube and you say hi back

  • @MrJiggles
    @MrJiggles 5 місяців тому +1

    I always find you and your videos really funny Fir, but this one just felt extra funny than usual. I really really enjoyed it!!

  • @SamCo-
    @SamCo- 4 місяці тому +1

    People without eyelids watching the video " wow mario odyssey with no changes whatsoever!!!"

  • @heatherleis1316
    @heatherleis1316 4 дні тому +1

    "If you wink Mario becomes Gojo" sure buddy, sure (somebody said this in chat during sand kingdom)

  • @itmightbevid
    @itmightbevid 5 місяців тому

    I remember seeing an Asteroid Videos video titled "If I blink a pokemon dies" and I thought that was crazy enough, but doing a whole speedrun like this sounds like torture

  • @jamesrobinson6164
    @jamesrobinson6164 4 місяці тому

    that one comment in chat made me lowkey laugh so fast, and like a dolphin : 'Just remove your eyelids'

  • @BigGengar13
    @BigGengar13 5 місяців тому +1

    Fif having an existential crisis in the middle of the video about how dumb this idea is was so relatable

  • @mariekrasneski1020
    @mariekrasneski1020 5 місяців тому

    Card% You make several cards of all the kingdoms in Mario Odyssey. (Dark Side, and Darker side are optional, for they wouldn't go well with this run) You pick a random card out of a pile. You don't know which card is which. You pick a card and whatever kingdom you pick you go to and have to get every possible moon there. when you do run ends. (Moon rocks don't count just during the story get every possible moon there) Also when you pick a card let chat decide if they like that kingdom

  • @GirtaniaGaming
    @GirtaniaGaming 3 місяці тому

    This made think of "Mario Odyssey, but I can only move with my eyes closed". If you move with your eyes open you take damage. Either great or horrible idea, not sure which it is!

  • @Oohahh1
    @Oohahh1 Місяць тому

    The fact that cappys eyes are closed on the logo is such a good detail

  • @iatederek
    @iatederek 5 місяців тому +1

    This is the most aware I’ve ever been of my blinking

  • @PalpitoadPlus
    @PalpitoadPlus 5 місяців тому

    Using your eye-frames was a genius pun and i loved it lmao

  • @Archietheehamter-gy9dy
    @Archietheehamter-gy9dy 5 місяців тому +1

    Bro wrecked his whole day and screwed his eyes for super Mario Odyssey and needs to see a doctor

  • @groltroxomega
    @groltroxomega 5 місяців тому

    Other youtubers: I can play Mario Odyssey with my eyes closed
    Fir: Yeah? I can play it with my eyes opened

  • @trueberryless
    @trueberryless 5 місяців тому +1

    Imagine he just pretrained not blinking for an hour and does the world record as the sidequest...

  • @brentleywalker3755
    @brentleywalker3755 5 місяців тому +2

    How does Fir do something like this this proves fir is goated

  • @AAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    @AAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 5 місяців тому

    I didn’t blink when you didn’t blink and now I’ve never been more thankful to blink
    (it’s like watching an underwater scene in a movie and holding your breath as well as the character)

  • @Cranbearry_YouTube
    @Cranbearry_YouTube 5 місяців тому +1

    Me watching this at midnight on full brightness
    *Oh, my God, I can’t stop blinking!*

  • @guardingdark2860
    @guardingdark2860 5 місяців тому

    13:00 A teleportation SnowDram. He pulled off a Tele-Dram.

  • @Rezeee
    @Rezeee 5 місяців тому +1

    This was one of the few, rare videos that had me saying "what?" out loud as I read the title.

  • @portobellomushroom5764
    @portobellomushroom5764 5 місяців тому

    This is probably the best meme mod run of the game I've seen anyone make. Incredible idea

  • @Shadowtime2449
    @Shadowtime2449 5 місяців тому +1

    Now we need every time you blink you have to beat "darker side"

  • @Fidooop
    @Fidooop 5 місяців тому

    The direction Fir's content is going: Mario Odyssey but every time I breathe, Mario dies.

  • @73Arathorn
    @73Arathorn 5 місяців тому

    I really REALLY want to see this mod with hide and seek! The pure chaos! But hiders can only blink every 30 seconds or something, so they can be caught.

  • @QuinnGaming-Q10
    @QuinnGaming-Q10 3 місяці тому

    16:49 I love this part so much

  • @Eric-th5my
    @Eric-th5my 5 місяців тому

    I watched this video, like I watched underwater fights where I try to hold my breath as long as the characters in the movie, with my eyes watering and burning because I was trying not to blink as long as you
    And damn you are good at this

  • @JacKAB0Y
    @JacKAB0Y 5 місяців тому

    This gives a whole new meaning to “blink and you’ll miss it”

  • @AnonymousUser_13
    @AnonymousUser_13 5 місяців тому +1

    Alternate video title: How to get better at staring contests

  • @mr_j_official
    @mr_j_official 5 місяців тому

    Fir + Amerhyst are a dynamic duo of content atp these mods are super cool

  • @Gerald_the_Heron-Giraffe
    @Gerald_the_Heron-Giraffe 5 місяців тому +1

    I'm glad I'm subscribed to fir, this is real content