If I Blink, Mario Teleports
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Today I'm playing Mario Odyssey but every time I blink Mario Teleports. This is not a joke, we actually put this in the game and it's one of the stupidest and most insane challenges I've ever done. Enjoy the video!
Developed by @AmethystSZS
Edited by Mckl - x.com/mckl99
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This project was one of my favorites to make for you, what the heck is this lmfao
Does Fir pay you for these? He owes you his channel 😅
Hi amethyst! :D
@AmethystSZS How did you make the program recognise when Fir blinks?
How does this even work lol
Hi amethyst
for the record, there was also a mod where if fir teleports, mario blinks, but that didn’t end up happening much
Such a shame
I love the mental picture that I put hours upon hours of work making a mod that can detect human teleportation ahaha
@@AmethystSZS listen having seen the stuff you’ve made, if you’d made that i woulda just been like “yeah that seems like something she could do”
@@oceanflan_same
@@AmethystSZSis it not just
If fir.teleport()
{
Mario.blink()
}
It would've been unbelievably funny if you just uploaded an hour long video of you beating the entire game in complete unblinking silence
next april fools he's like "remember the 'blink you teleport challenge'? Now I'm going to be attempting 100%!" but the video is silent after the intro
Why is ur name like that
Gives “blink and you’ll miss it” a whole new meaning
200 likes and no reply, lemme fix that
If an atom in my body moves, Mario Dies.
💀
If mario moves, I die irl
Haha not
So he dies instantly unless your entire body and the surrounding environment are at absolute zero (in which case you die instead for obvious reasons)?
@@blarg2429 sacrifices must be made
This is so weird at 0:11 seconds fir shows a picture of the providence place mall food court in providence Rhode Island the mall I grew up with and this felt so weird to see
That's new donk city hall
9:40 "Eye-Frames"
I like how the Super Mario Odyssey logo between cap and cascade shows Cappy with his eyes closed😂
How just…how
He blinks
@@MobileUranium HE WHAT
@@Sepia_SkittlesIkr, amazing and beautiful
How
Eye trackers
Imagine if more than one person was blink, that would be very chaotic. Mario will be teleporting all over the place lol.
2:33 waaaittt I got more excited than I anticipated-
Eventhough I saw the chat saying "WINK"
Hasn't Fir just never done the randomizer for a video but yet here we are watching him do blinkless lmao
Schrödinger's wink
9:38 "Blink during my 'eye-frames'" x)
Pov: something is in your eye. Mario: HELP I AM DIEING!!
10:01 the toad spinning lmfao
Card% You make several cards of all the kingdoms in Mario Odyssey. (Dark Side, and Darker side are optional, for they wouldn't go well with this run) You pick a random card out of a pile. You don't know which card is which. You pick a card and whatever kingdom you pick you go to and have to get every possible moon there. when you do run ends. (Moon rocks don't count just during the story get every possible moon there) Also when you pick a card let chat decide if they like that kingdom
Imagine April Fools Hide and Seek, and it's just this.
Smant blinks into his good spot in snow
Now make a mod where whenever your eyes are closed, Mario rewinds at like 5x speed. You could use it to your advantage, but you can't see where Mario actually is, because your eyes are closed.
I loved this video! A genuinely impressive and fun-looking mod! I love your videos, you always add so much fun to whatever you're doing. My favorite part was the sequence in Bowser's Kingdom of just "No. No. No. No." as Mario teleported all over!
This was amazing! I'm still questioning how you and Amethyst got this working...
This is one of the Mario Odyssey challenge runs of all time
Blindfolded runners: cant look at the game.
Fir: cant look away
16:49 I love this part so much
Alternate video title: How to get better at staring contests
This was one of the few, rare videos that had me saying "what?" out loud as I read the title.
Might as well call it ‘Mario Odyssey but I look like a serial killer a third of the time’
Bro this is just dr who's wheeping angels
1:20 Did anyone else notice cappy blinking, such a nice touch
Watching this is like these scenes in movies when the characters go underwater and you're trying to hold your breath to see if you'd survive
19 seconds, no views, fir’s falling off smh
agreed
It's not about the skill involved, it's about the suffering we get to watch.
Now we need “Mario Odyssey but every time I BREATHE Mario Teleports”
Hello, Humans
When no one is in your corner, lead your own charge into battle.
TERRANCE OUT
Thanks for making me manually blink for 25 minutes...
NOW YOU ARE MANUALLY BLINKING TOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do not, my friends, become addicted to blinking. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.
How does Fir do something like this this proves fir is goated
i'm realizing through this that different people do have a different resistance to not blinking. i could easily go a couple minutes without blinking and it hardly be an issue for me. but for him going just some seconds without blinking causes tears.
Ah yes, my favorite video category. Fur suffering
I'm glad I'm subscribed to fir, this is real content
you have stopped breathing automatically
you are aware of your blinking
you can now see your nose
Do mario but you cant throw cappy on command it does it randomly every few seconds
I highly recommend the game "Before Your Eyes" if anyone wants try a less memey, more emotionally resonant version of this.
Gotta appreciate the little sound effect for every time Fir blinks
12:08 mario jumpscare
"one of the easiest fights" (ruined dragon).
Seeing Fir Stare Into The Void Makes Me Very Concerned
I was extremely conscious of my blinking this entire video
Next Video: If I Breeth, Mario Dies
I didn’t blink when you didn’t blink and now I’ve never been more thankful to blink
(it’s like watching an underwater scene in a movie and holding your breath as well as the character)
He's training to confront the weeping angels
Literally fir in every Intro : never Blinks
Alternative title: “Super Mario Odessey but Mario has Amnesia/DID”
You look so terrifying when your eyes are straining to be open
Love this Fir! Glad this is so funny 😂😂😂
Shadow% Mario can only go in dark areas with shadows and he cannot be exposed to direct sunlight you have 3 seconds grace period each time you arrive in a new kingdom ,go in or come out from a sub area. you will have to do this until the run is completely undoable
19:58 floating cappy
Capture % you have to capture every single thing you can capture in the entire game to end the run
bro i started blinking every time fir blinked. we're going insane together.
this should be a speedrun category, idk why i was thinking this
Another banger video! Sad I didn’t see much of the livestream, but I’m in chat at 9:49 🥳
I’m suddenly reminded of an old clip where this British guy said “Teleport Mario!” and jump cuts his Mario 64 footage.
i know im not the only one who tried keeping my eyes open with fir while watching this😂😂
this is just training for the “super mario odyssey but i can’t move any body parts” stream
Fir, as proud as we are, I can’t help worrying about your health. Can’t you do Mario Odyssey photography challenges instead? I think that would be better for your nerves… Love your vids, by the way. Go rest your eyes. :)
Would be a cool ability in a game where you could press a button that teleports you randomly lol
I physically couldn't do this, I have unrealistically thin eyes IRL.
The bot must be so happy having your face cam nowadays instead of just having your voice
Mario odyssey speedrun idea: minute%. Finish the run when the second count is exactly 00. If it is more or less restart with the same timer.
Technically, when Smallant beat the game blindfolded he also did this challenge
Good practice for the Weeping Angels
mario odyssey but every time i breathe mario explodes
Mario (fir) at a devil fruit or something. Early on, he didn’t know how to use his ability and control it. Later on, he mastered it and beat bowser in the most epic anime way possible.
You are now blinking manually
Manual blinking activated.
20:30 next hit, eyes wide open
combine this, and random warps/moons
And now when he plays this game and blinks he will remember this video
this video made me start manually blinking
this should be a speedrun category
Fir should do if he breaths he dies
Teleport every time you take a breath 😂
I just realised how easy it would have been for him to do day metro early
This has made me very aware of my blinking
I chronically don’t blink when playing videos games 😭 I just forget, it’s so bad during Mario kart cuz I’m so focused and then it looks like I’m crying when the round is over 😭
Honestly you're making me tear up just watching you.
This feels like what happens when I try to complete any task
Alphabet% you have to collect a moon that starts with each alphabet from A-X(since no moons start with the letter Y and Z) the run stops once you collected them all
You should do “If (Fir) blinks, Mario takes a damage”
"dont blink" so this is doctor who now ok lol
This will be the only time he does not spend an hour on bowser.
POV Mario: peace out✌️
Hi, I'm German and I'm discovered this channel by the Hide n Seek event with the German crew. I really like the content on this channel. It's very entertaining and it has the side aspect to familiarize with the language a bit.😊
Lots of Love❤🫶
Next challenge: if Fir blinks, Mario dies
Whats crazy is i almost barely blink when watching videos, or playing games
i end up blinking when fir blinks cuz the teleport transition makes me blink
I would have paused the game before I blink
Bro just needs to learn to phantom blink
HOW TF IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE
2:08 gain some blink energy back
7:49 lol