BEST ANSWERS STEVE HARVEY Has EVER Heard On Family Feud USA

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  • @BonusRound
    @BonusRound  6 років тому +851

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    • @dakzibbon6589
      @dakzibbon6589 6 років тому +15

      All I need now is subtitles (obviously if possible)

    • @scarletcrapser4050
      @scarletcrapser4050 6 років тому +6

      Bonus Round
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    • @lavernesams3860
      @lavernesams3860 6 років тому +5

      Bonus Round w

    • @shatongafountain3948
      @shatongafountain3948 6 років тому +3

      @@dakzibbon6589 p

    • @trollfacenationalist3653
      @trollfacenationalist3653 6 років тому

      I feel like a happy NIGGA NAW! THANKS HARVEY STEVE! PRAISE DA LORD, IMA GO WORK MY ASS AT MCDONALDS! :D
      Steve Harvey: EY! IT'S STEVE HARVEY YOU DICK! D:

  • @ryzyble
    @ryzyble 6 років тому +8963

    "name a word that follows pork"
    "cupine"
    *POWER MOVE OF THE CENTURY*

    • @Para__Noia
      @Para__Noia 5 років тому +155

      *upine

    • @EternityMediaGroup
      @EternityMediaGroup 5 років тому +84

      @@Para__Noia It was Cupine.

    • @stephenmiller6265
      @stephenmiller6265 5 років тому +50

      GameChamp 9000 I’m still laughing at that and I saw it when it was published

    • @colton8171
      @colton8171 5 років тому +4

      Huh

    • @ItsAllLove4Real
      @ItsAllLove4Real 5 років тому +6

      GameChamp 9000 My all time FAVORITE🙌🏾😂🤣😂🤣

  • @SailorYue
    @SailorYue 6 років тому +2808

    When dude said "upine" Steve had an out of body experience

    • @jennafox8556
      @jennafox8556 6 років тому +57

      Thank you for saying "upine". Most people, including Steve, get it wrong by saying "cupine". Like, there's already a "k" in "pork". You don't need to add a "c" for it to make sense.

    • @onion4550
      @onion4550 6 років тому +3

      **starts playing Shooting stars**

    • @donalddeluxe6407
      @donalddeluxe6407 5 років тому +2

      or was it when the girl started with penis?

    • @evelynwashere13
      @evelynwashere13 5 років тому +8

      He was right about being on UA-cam because it everywhere 😂😂😂

    • @Taharababe
      @Taharababe 5 років тому +3

      I'm literally in tears 😭 I haven't laughed this hard in so long

  • @kolbynewton
    @kolbynewton 5 років тому +5418

    4:08
    *Says Lawn*
    *Spells Lion*
    *Meant Loin*

    • @dzt7766
      @dzt7766 5 років тому +226

      C U P I N E

    • @dreanamickens5187
      @dreanamickens5187 5 років тому +119

      🤣🤣🤣 her name was "Punkin"

    • @Wflash00
      @Wflash00 5 років тому +119

      Funny thing about her name is that she was in Steve's talk show afterwards and there was a whole thing about her saying it, Steve thinking she meant "pumpkin, as in the orange thing" and she said "No it's Punkin, like Halloween"

    • @ashperk9718
      @ashperk9718 5 років тому +10

      @Chris Corbett Lets have a contest... 10 whites and 10 blacks stand in the sun. Who will last longer? Hmm

    • @SootyDreams
      @SootyDreams 5 років тому +19

      I thought she said Pork Lord...

  • @joshawott331
    @joshawott331 2 роки тому +378

    The support the team gives out during a dumb answer is the kind of support we all need in our lives it's so wholesome, literally ride or die

    • @hollystiener16
      @hollystiener16 Рік тому +1

      The producers tell them to do it when they prep them for the show.

    • @davidstratton696
      @davidstratton696 Рік тому

      I mean I didn’t think any of these answers were that dumb. I’ve heard far worse and some of em were pretty decent answers. With how out of the box some of the answers can be on here porcupine was a pretty damn good answer.

    • @TimParaxade
      @TimParaxade 6 місяців тому

      @@davidstratton696 Bill's answer in the first clip certainly made sense to me. It's one of those answers that are so bluntly logical you don't even necessarily think of them (which might explain why, unfortunately, it wasn't up there).

  • @marcomelesio5232
    @marcomelesio5232 6 років тому +2568

    Steve: Name something that’s blue
    Contestant: Fire Hydrant
    Family: gOoD aNsWeR!!! gOoOoOd AnSwEr

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 5 років тому +58

      There are fire hydrants in colors other than red. I've seen green, silver, and multicolor. And blue.
      But yeah, they're usually and typically red.

    • @angelfigueroa6538
      @angelfigueroa6538 5 років тому +20

      I have seen yellow ones, I think that is the second most common color.

    • @iknowimwrongbut628
      @iknowimwrongbut628 5 років тому +2

      Smoke Alarm y’all have red fire hydrants? Around me they’re yellow

    • @angelfigueroa6538
      @angelfigueroa6538 5 років тому

      @@iknowimwrongbut628- I have red and yellow fire hydrants in my area, but I haven't seen blue or green.

    • @Kirinketsu_
      @Kirinketsu_ 5 років тому +2

      technically most fire hydrants are Yellow followed by Blue and Green. Yellow means it uses public water supply and the caps might be painted the color of the flow. Blue is the best follow by Green, Orange, Red, and Black. If you live in a large house or neighborhood you better hope you do not live next to a Red hydrant. Blue, Yellow with Blue caps, or White with Blue caps are the most common.

  • @boostbass904
    @boostbass904 6 років тому +7800

    I was getting so mad because no one was saying porkchop

  • @alime3084
    @alime3084 6 років тому +9307

    The instant regret on the face of the gynecologist guy...

    • @gadielsuriel898
      @gadielsuriel898 6 років тому +172

      Ali me lol I would have said ganitor

    • @GinaJonesStillettoQueen
      @GinaJonesStillettoQueen 6 років тому +99

      Gadiel Suriel or mechanic

    • @casterfokyrell3702
      @casterfokyrell3702 6 років тому +27

      Garbage man ñoñ

    • @redDL89
      @redDL89 6 років тому +109

      My first answer was gong farmer. But then i realized that it's an occupation that no longer exists. Damn my interest in medieval history.

    • @paco2244
      @paco2244 6 років тому +14

      i honestly coudlnt watch it the cringe i had to go down to comments

  • @KingsleyIII
    @KingsleyIII 3 роки тому +2208

    The "farmer's hoe" answer is comedy gold! I couldn't breathe. That was amazing!

    • @discipulaaeterna4389
      @discipulaaeterna4389 3 роки тому +19

      That was gold indeed!

    • @ultraviolettas
      @ultraviolettas 2 роки тому +5

      it’s like ken Jennings hoe answer on jeopardy 😭

    • @deborahjeanne2141
      @deborahjeanne2141 2 роки тому +1

      @@ultraviolettas ok, I missed the Ken Jennings’s hoe. I just found it on UA-cam! That’s hysterical! Thing is, his answer is also correct!

    • @Neomalynn
      @Neomalynn 2 роки тому +8

      Took me by surprise lol

    • @maxgunzyy9116
      @maxgunzyy9116 2 роки тому +8

      @@Neomalynn can you explain it im french i dont realy get the answer and the question XD

  • @its2hats
    @its2hats 5 років тому +8191

    Steve: *asks sexual question*
    Contestant: *gives sexual answer*
    Steve:😳😳😳😳

    • @h3rp
      @h3rp 5 років тому +61

      walter

    • @graphh4537
      @graphh4537 5 років тому +14

      Lawrence

    • @marigotfanss
      @marigotfanss 5 років тому +11

      Ahmari

    • @dangodangoytb
      @dangodangoytb 5 років тому +11

      Dango 🍡

    • @robbiemac9143
      @robbiemac9143 5 років тому +45

      You: write a comment in this old, unfunny, overused fucking format.
      Me: knows youre a virgin

  • @the_brown_nomad
    @the_brown_nomad 6 років тому +6198

    That pork-cupine answer never gets old.....I laugh every time I hear it!

    • @johnalang
      @johnalang 6 років тому +88

      "Naked Grandma" is funnier

    • @Maddy_plays1
      @Maddy_plays1 6 років тому +10

      I agree with this one

    • @luis61961944
      @luis61961944 6 років тому +15

      i dont get it im not from the usa ... can some one explain it to me ?

    • @johnalang
      @johnalang 6 років тому +2

      Look up "Family Feud Naked Grandma" on UA-cam and prepare to LAUGH.

    • @Mrcheckpointeh
      @Mrcheckpointeh 6 років тому +32

      His family smiling and applauding shouting 'good answer' with complete confidence

  • @Sean-cr7xk
    @Sean-cr7xk 3 роки тому +61

    "If your stomach is that big you wouldn't be able to see it" that line is underrated😂😅

  • @zackhauck5452
    @zackhauck5452 5 років тому +1405

    9:37 "I said the medical terminology", "I don't care what you said" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @t_hanos21
      @t_hanos21 3 роки тому +32

      idk how she didnt get any points for that

    • @atari_hmb
      @atari_hmb 3 роки тому +15

      The way he said dingaling had me CRYING

    • @krithi.msrinivas2636
      @krithi.msrinivas2636 2 роки тому

      What episode is that from

    • @SuperGatawa
      @SuperGatawa 2 роки тому

      Never gets old!!

  • @blugreen123
    @blugreen123 6 років тому +1532

    Rocco's face after he says "gynecologist" is hilarious!

  • @JonesNate
    @JonesNate 6 років тому +5787

    "Name something that follows the word, 'pork'."
    "-upine."
    "Huh?"

    • @gettingtoastedatq
      @gettingtoastedatq 5 років тому +64

      Nate Jones best part is the camera angle when you can see the guys hands as Steve said it again

    • @alphabeta4028
      @alphabeta4028 5 років тому +81

      I guess nobody has porkchop before

    • @popme9978
      @popme9978 5 років тому +55

      It’s spelled porcupine

    • @Alucard361_41
      @Alucard361_41 5 років тому +25

      Nate Jones he said cupine not upine

    • @juttaagpawa4999
      @juttaagpawa4999 5 років тому +2

      Nate Jones 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @matthewiles5714
    @matthewiles5714 4 роки тому +231

    I absolutely love Mr. Steve Harvey. That TV company could not have chosen anybody better to host Family Feuds.

  • @amelonnamedkate1400
    @amelonnamedkate1400 6 років тому +2376

    Steve was hands down the best host of this damn show

    • @andrewpaffen8560
      @andrewpaffen8560 5 років тому +41

      I agree and i used to hate Steve Harvey. He completely changed my perception of him after becoming the host

    • @ashleighlefebvreb3248
      @ashleighlefebvreb3248 5 років тому +32

      He still is

    • @TimothyAlexzander
      @TimothyAlexzander 5 років тому +5

      You damn right

    • @getreal4real169
      @getreal4real169 5 років тому +5

      A Melon Named Kate For sure and their thinking about replacing him.

    • @xio6272
      @xio6272 5 років тому +1

      .

  • @Lxyaltyhvh
    @Lxyaltyhvh 6 років тому +411

    When the guy said "CUPINE" Steve looked like he had just discovered the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th dimension all at once.

    • @jptwentyfour887
      @jptwentyfour887 3 роки тому +1

      INSANELY CLEAR: “upine”, 5:02. Turn it way up, I didn’t need to. How about listening to the contestant instead of listening to Steve repeat it over and over.

    • @Lxyaltyhvh
      @Lxyaltyhvh 3 роки тому +1

      @@jptwentyfour887 Why are you so upset, this comment is over 2 years old.

  • @Ghostrider6A
    @Ghostrider6A 6 років тому +13753

    Gynecologist is still the best answer not to score any points.

  • @scotthamp384
    @scotthamp384 3 роки тому +104

    Steve: "I kid you not. I couldn't have wrote a joke better than that"
    When a comedian says that, you're funny

  • @chrispham6599
    @chrispham6599 5 років тому +804

    "Name a job that's dirty but somebody's gotta do it"
    Oh that answer will always get me.

    • @lauragadille3384
      @lauragadille3384 5 років тому +2

      What was the number 1 answer

    • @tonka7805
      @tonka7805 5 років тому +1

      @@lauragadille3384 dont know bru

    • @Ali-lm7uw
      @Ali-lm7uw 5 років тому +20

      Cleaner, Barber, Assassin, Butcher, Nurse, Nanny.

    • @TheSjuris
      @TheSjuris 4 роки тому +8

      Mir garbage man

    • @navarrmh8773
      @navarrmh8773 4 роки тому

      Oncologyst

  • @GeneralG1810
    @GeneralG1810 6 років тому +722

    I love Steve’s reactions his expressions are priceless

    • @kissmine1790
      @kissmine1790 5 років тому +6

      Yeah, agree! 🖒🖒

    • @richhenn2733
      @richhenn2733 5 років тому

      G

    • @richhenn2733
      @richhenn2733 5 років тому +2

      @@kissmine1790 I will be there in couple Y isthe other one was nothing but a friend in town

    • @LionManatic
      @LionManatic 5 років тому +1

      "Cupine!
      Steve:" huh?" that one is my most favorite x^D

  • @creekersquad2374
    @creekersquad2374 6 років тому +521

    This show is so much better with steve Harvey its so much funnier

    • @Kamelhaj
      @Kamelhaj 6 років тому +5

      Yup!!!

    • @ZerrZach
      @ZerrZach 5 років тому +1

      he doesnt host it anymore or what?

    • @ColeKeleher
      @ColeKeleher 5 років тому +1

      @@ZerrZach I just looked it up and from what I can tell he's still the host

  • @drnancysjohnson3844
    @drnancysjohnson3844 2 роки тому +28

    I just realized why SteveHarvey is such a handsome, healthy & attractive man. If we all had jobs that made us & others laugh as hard as he, his guests, & his audience does every episode, we’d all be like him & get along so much better w/ ourselves & each other. Thanks for making me laugh all the way down to my socks everyday!!!

  • @arnavbatra7529
    @arnavbatra7529 5 років тому +420

    "qpine"
    "IM USIN THE MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY!!!"
    *Steve.exe has stopped working*

  • @cherisseneverson4697
    @cherisseneverson4697 5 років тому +1396

    The “cuppine” answer cracked me up!!! He really was thinking. 😭

    • @beamills9205
      @beamills9205 5 років тому +3

      or, not.............

    • @jajacool314
      @jajacool314 5 років тому

      Ur right baby 😊

    • @strangesoul7949
      @strangesoul7949 5 років тому +1

      Pork-cupine

    • @singingpretty
      @singingpretty 5 років тому +1

      I thought of upine but also knew it wouldn't be there.

    • @jptwentyfour887
      @jptwentyfour887 3 роки тому +6

      INSANELY CLEAR: “upine”, 5:02. Turn it way up, I didn’t need to.

  • @donovanchan3749
    @donovanchan3749 5 років тому +1928

    Steve: Name something u don’t wanna see when breaking into a house
    Man: NAKED GRANDMA
    this guy this guy has FIRST HAND EXPIERENCE!

    • @annitaanne4701
      @annitaanne4701 5 років тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheAkumuKing
      @TheAkumuKing 5 років тому +14

      D.L.C.
      I NEED A STORY

    • @corazonbeso
      @corazonbeso 4 роки тому +29

      NEKKED GRANMAW!! That’s how it sounded! Lol

    • @jabberwock14
      @jabberwock14 4 роки тому +6

      He had that answer ready to go lol

    • @ForgottenHonor0
      @ForgottenHonor0 4 роки тому +13

      "I wouldn't wanna see that, either..."

  • @Katimoy
    @Katimoy 2 роки тому +66

    There won’t be any host better than Steve hosting family feud. 😂

  • @johnbaldock6353
    @johnbaldock6353 6 років тому +4775

    its 3018 and "CUPINE" is still the best answer EVER!!

    • @pen_l
      @pen_l 6 років тому +142

      It’s 10180 it’s still the best answer ever!

    • @finnetta51
      @finnetta51 6 років тому +67

      Is it really 3018

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 6 років тому +33

      finnetta51
      Really? How did I get this old?

    • @cfonseca645
      @cfonseca645 6 років тому +26

      finnetta51 yes. Yes. Its 3018. You are in fact 1000 years old. ITS 2018

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 6 років тому +25

      SofiatheMusicalLover
      And still no jet pack, no flying car.
      What a rip-off!

  • @Slesaint17
    @Slesaint17 5 років тому +1468

    Bill looked so uncomfortable after saying “hes white” 😂

    • @victorbenicio197
      @victorbenicio197 5 років тому +19

      S Mac what did he asked in the first shot? Didn’t get that

    • @ianjames5476
      @ianjames5476 5 років тому +62

      @@victorbenicio197 name something you and the pillbarry dough boy have in common and the dude said we're both white

    • @BullenaktienDe
      @BullenaktienDe 5 років тому +12

      @@victorbenicio197 thx 4 asking

    • @BullenaktienDe
      @BullenaktienDe 5 років тому +11

      @@ianjames5476 thx 4 answering

    • @varshakaul9587
      @varshakaul9587 5 років тому +8

      thats nonsense. that should have been the number one answer!

  • @davidcampbell5561
    @davidcampbell5561 6 років тому +549

    6:18 "CUPINE" is still the best answer in 2025

    • @cinniss79
      @cinniss79 5 років тому

      David Campbell Has

    • @jptwentyfour887
      @jptwentyfour887 3 роки тому

      INSANELY CLEAR: “upine”, 5:02. Turn it way up, I didn’t need to. How about listening to the contestant instead of listening to Steve repeat it over and over.

    • @NoahRonaldo22
      @NoahRonaldo22 2 роки тому

      @@thatnoob1.091 NEKKI HUH

  • @STNeish
    @STNeish 3 роки тому +18

    Rocco's face is priceless. The word leaves his mouth and his whole face changes.

  • @hyperactiveweirdos
    @hyperactiveweirdos 5 років тому +832

    “All we need is 156 people”
    “WE CAN DO THAT”
    “yes we can”
    Underrated moment i can’t stop laughing 😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @jasonulloa
      @jasonulloa 5 років тому +28

      All you need is 156 people out of 100....

    • @namk19
      @namk19 4 роки тому +7

      Underrated I would’ve said that the clock kept running after she said penis

    • @treasure_adventures
      @treasure_adventures 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes we can

    • @willp.6093
      @willp.6093 3 роки тому

      Football goalie

  • @neetrab
    @neetrab 6 років тому +304

    7:57 - "Here's the good news. You need 177 points" LOL

    • @queenpetty1991
      @queenpetty1991 5 років тому +1

      Wasted all her damn time with one answer😂😂😂😂

    • @queenpetty1991
      @queenpetty1991 5 років тому

      @Medieval Warrior8 that's what i was saying sweetheart

    • @jacobtapianieto9655
      @jacobtapianieto9655 Рік тому

      During the famous "September" Fast Money, Richard Dawson stopped the clock during the two rounds.

  • @Ejazz414
    @Ejazz414 6 років тому +2369

    All I heard/watched was "he's white" and I came straight to the comments

    • @Pajamaslxm
      @Pajamaslxm 6 років тому +195

      Matthew Garcia "name something your man and the Pillsbury dough boy have in common"

    • @Ejazz414
      @Ejazz414 6 років тому +38

      I know what the setup was. I was just saying it's hilarious

    • @ashleymclaughlin6901
      @ashleymclaughlin6901 6 років тому +7

      Same.

    • @maryshoemaker7398
      @maryshoemaker7398 6 років тому +35

      Steve Harvey brings this show to light❣️🤣

    • @helensug507
      @helensug507 6 років тому +3

      Matthew Garcia me too.

  • @smalltowngirl27
    @smalltowngirl27 2 роки тому +71

    Steve Harvey never fails to make me laugh out loud. I appreciate him for that.

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 6 років тому +4013

    Qu-pine was still the funniest damn thing ever.

    • @KMJ82704
      @KMJ82704 6 років тому +62

      J is Scoobysmom I know!!! They way he says it he was so confident until Steve was like huh???? Lol 😂😂😂

    • @amoringful
      @amoringful 6 років тому +63

      or naked grandma

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam 6 років тому +16

      It is true, best normal answer. But for the fast money "your penis" is the one that left Steve speechless for the most amount of time XD it's expectations vs. reality at it's finest.

    • @sainttenn
      @sainttenn 6 років тому +1

      It's the Domni-Gerrs family.

    • @cheyennevickrey621
      @cheyennevickrey621 6 років тому +1

      it was too stupid to be funny

  • @timeverson2122
    @timeverson2122 5 років тому +718

    Coming soon to Netflix: a Netflix Documentary, “Feud” a new series studying Steve Harvey and his slow descent into madness and despair during his tenure as the host of “Family Feud”...

  • @professorcontrol9708
    @professorcontrol9708 5 років тому +455

    Steve Harvey: Name a part of your body that looks larger than it did than when you were sixteen.
    Female: *******
    Steve Harvey: (Wasting every precious second there is)

    • @joanneaugust1489
      @joanneaugust1489 5 років тому +7

      I don't get what's so funny about that answer.

    • @manslayer691
      @manslayer691 5 років тому +17

      K Saint not really it’s actually true

    • @manslayer691
      @manslayer691 5 років тому +3

      K Saint at least for guys

    • @rayraythebrew2863
      @rayraythebrew2863 4 роки тому +8

      @@Ayo601 I'm pretty sure my dick got bigger as I got older. I'm sure the guys werent allowed to answer with that, cuz that's what I immediately thought too

    • @avabrackett7159
      @avabrackett7159 4 роки тому +15

      I felt bad for her because she technically gave the right answer and did not get to answer any other question. Then, she felt bad because she felt like she answered it wrong even though she was right.

  • @colindemar8322
    @colindemar8322 3 роки тому +68

    Cupine gets me every single time!!! Steve was like "Help me Lord...." !!!!

  • @michaelbaker9347
    @michaelbaker9347 5 років тому +422

    Give me a mans name that starts woth the letter "H".
    Contestant: JOSE

  • @matthewroberts6280
    @matthewroberts6280 6 років тому +407

    5:06 Steve Harvey’s “huh” is the funniest thing I have ever seen 😂 I mean that was nothing but a pure stupor 😂😂😂

    • @djones148
      @djones148 5 років тому +22

      I think he was literally stunned into stupidity for a second. When he came back to us he had jokes. 😭😭😭

    • @tonyottoson4485
      @tonyottoson4485 5 років тому +1

      Yolanda Tracey reddit😳

    • @yulles225
      @yulles225 5 років тому +4

      5:05

    • @SESK98
      @SESK98 4 роки тому +1

      @@yolandatracey4650 It's even more cringe that you actually care about it.

    • @deborahsemaan1341
      @deborahsemaan1341 4 місяці тому

      @@djones148stunned by her stupidity, rather than

  • @muirghealmurray9340
    @muirghealmurray9340 6 років тому +3902

    What's the one thing a robber doesn't wanna see when he breaks into a house?
    *NAKED GRANDMA!*
    _NAKED WHAAAAT?_
    I'm actually disappointed that this one wasn't up there

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 5 років тому +67

      "nekkid"***

    • @imaginenothavingacreativename
      @imaginenothavingacreativename 5 років тому +56

      *_nEkKiD hUh!?_*

    • @urrow
      @urrow 5 років тому +2

      Panspotato.waitwhat? Yesyou'regae EXACTLY I SAW THAT INCR 👌

    • @troydevries547
      @troydevries547 5 років тому +16

      Jalo Murray it was, but not exact naked grandma, if im right he got 33 points

    • @stashatstake
      @stashatstake 5 років тому +6

      That's a person who's got firsthand experience.

  • @darlenemele4002
    @darlenemele4002 2 роки тому +47

    There's nothing that makes my day better than Steve Harvey 's laugh 🤣🤣🤣

  • @h8tingit
    @h8tingit 6 років тому +63

    Her reaction when Steve snapped at her 9:41, priceless.

    • @josephuy1976
      @josephuy1976 5 років тому +2

      I mean if your gonna watch some reality show you gotta show some reality lol

  • @re1ive456
    @re1ive456 6 років тому +2478

    “Name something you’d see at a football game”
    “A goalie”
    Technically correct, buuuuuuut this is America
    Edit: this blew up (also, I'm not insulting America so be peaceful in the comments lol)

    • @nashnash1670
      @nashnash1670 6 років тому +29

      The answer is based on a survey which 100 people took. Yes it's correct but nobody in that 100 people said goalie so no points goes to her. Understand how it works now?

    • @CARRIEFITER
      @CARRIEFITER 6 років тому +173

      Nash Nash He was making a joke. Don't be a condescending ahole.

    • @sandwichbreath0
      @sandwichbreath0 6 років тому +41

      Yep. Top answer if Family Feud Europe.

    • @re1ive456
      @re1ive456 6 років тому +39

      I was going for the Childish Gambino reference, but it seems things have gotten a bit out of hand down here lol

    • @kiernanchristian580
      @kiernanchristian580 6 років тому +33

      @@nashnash1670 He wasn't really bashing America, hell he's not even wrong.

  • @daniels4227
    @daniels4227 6 років тому +224

    Steve Harvey cracks me up like nobody else ever has. His reactions are just priceless. Right out of the gate he throws the cards and walks off.... Great video, loved the laughs, thank you

    • @jet7865
      @jet7865 5 років тому +4

      He's also extremely witty, makes him the greatest host for this show

  • @AnonyBoiii
    @AnonyBoiii 2 роки тому +16

    8:47
    So quick. And the stunned silence from Steve Harvey is incredible

  • @ginaevans3058
    @ginaevans3058 5 років тому +62

    Steve Harvey is such a pleasure to watch he brings tears to my eyes and joy to my heart. Steve is fantastic a wonderful MC
    and comedian all in one, easy going and naturally smooth. Wow

  • @icyee6240
    @icyee6240 5 років тому +204

    Guy: -cupine
    Steve: 👀 _”hUh?”_

    • @jptwentyfour887
      @jptwentyfour887 3 роки тому

      INSANELY CLEAR: “upine”, 5:02. Turn it way up, I didn’t need to. How about listening to the contestant instead of listening to Steve repeat it over and over

  • @fitnessmessiah7525
    @fitnessmessiah7525 6 років тому +2743

    "His Hoe"? 😂😂

    • @denilamortheempress
      @denilamortheempress 6 років тому +149

      Trigga Finger too funny. The way he said it was perfect!

    • @KitsuneGod28
      @KitsuneGod28 6 років тому +10

      Ha ha lol that funny 😁😄

    • @raymondweaver8526
      @raymondweaver8526 6 років тому +115

      I couldn't have wrote a joke better than that

    • @angietartaglia4864
      @angietartaglia4864 6 років тому +1

      It is too funny😂😂🤣🤣

    • @BornToPun7541
      @BornToPun7541 6 років тому +4

      At least Steve had a better reaction to that answer than Alex Trebek did when Ken Jennings said it!

  • @ericbly4599
    @ericbly4599 6 років тому +5048

    Steve Harvey just makes it even funnier he's the best host ever

    • @candesok7926
      @candesok7926 6 років тому +31

      Eric Bry I agree his looks are spot on.

    • @maryshoemaker7398
      @maryshoemaker7398 6 років тому +7

      The best 👍❣️🤣 love him 😍😘

    • @zoltanember6155
      @zoltanember6155 6 років тому +30

      He's so over dramatic

    • @treywagnon7905
      @treywagnon7905 6 років тому +6

      And the winner is Michaela Argentina oh wait freak...

    • @angietartaglia4864
      @angietartaglia4864 6 років тому +5

      Yeah I agree and I like him on this show

  • @allsparkwarrier
    @allsparkwarrier 2 роки тому +51

    8:41 Clearly a piece of Steve's soul died of shock when he heard that answer.
    BUT BY GOD IT WAS HILARIOUS 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sivad1025
    @sivad1025 5 років тому +2756

    I'm still giggling at the hoe one. That got me real good

    • @tmoney24138
      @tmoney24138 5 років тому +76

      Most underrated answer. EVER.

    • @momentsformoms9467
      @momentsformoms9467 5 років тому +36

      I choked on my crouton

    • @정건-o1e
      @정건-o1e 5 років тому +2

      I dont get it

    • @FateFan-ko3lc
      @FateFan-ko3lc 5 років тому +42

      건빵
      From my understanding, a hoe is both the name of a tool and a sexual insult to women. So basically when the guy answered the question as the farmer like a farm tools more than the wife and by saying hoe specifically he basically made one of the funniest jokes ever made on family feud, again from what I understand

    • @sparkybolt2085
      @sparkybolt2085 5 років тому +19

      @@FateFan-ko3lc It is also a slang term for a certain type of job illegal in most parts of the US. So by calling someone that, they are saying the woman sleeps around.

  • @nitramgt9308
    @nitramgt9308 5 років тому +409

    Steve: "asks a dirty question"
    *gets a dirty answer*
    Also Steve: 😮🤥😰

  • @starrmoody1974
    @starrmoody1974 6 років тому +648

    cupine holds a place in my heart forever

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 5 років тому +3

      "huh?"

    • @ginniekinz5401
      @ginniekinz5401 5 років тому +1

      Me too

    • @Lander9273
      @Lander9273 5 років тому +3

      That and “NEKED GRAMMAW”

    • @MJBABYPHAT
      @MJBABYPHAT 5 років тому

      I've heard it so many times but it still kills me every time lol.

    • @okiedokie2557
      @okiedokie2557 5 років тому

      The whole world paused when he
      Said cupine

  • @guitarzan5328
    @guitarzan5328 Рік тому +7

    3:52 Somebody in the background saying "ZERO"... that's my spirit animal right there! 😂🤣

  • @aleeza_08
    @aleeza_08 5 років тому +26

    “if your stomach is that big you can’t see it anyway” oh my lord i love this show 😂💀💀

  • @Andrea-xt1xg
    @Andrea-xt1xg 6 років тому +2765

    Did anyone noticed she spelled Lion not Loin 😭😂😂

  • @bradleyrobbins6963
    @bradleyrobbins6963 6 років тому +2148

    Lady: “I said the medical terminology”
    Steve: “I DONT CARE WHAT U SAID”
    *(Hell yeah two likes lets get it)

    • @Chrispbacon94
      @Chrispbacon94 6 років тому

      Bradley Robbins 270 likes

    • @Joel-cj3ju
      @Joel-cj3ju 6 років тому +12

      I mean she did say the medical terminology

    • @kapcsford
      @kapcsford 6 років тому +5

      420 likes, i'm sorry i don't want to ruin it.

    • @Chrispbacon94
      @Chrispbacon94 6 років тому

      Bence Pál someone else already did :( 421

    • @audralegg6477
      @audralegg6477 6 років тому +3

      You lady said that on national television wow.

  • @nextPr0fess0rCha0s
    @nextPr0fess0rCha0s 4 роки тому +236

    "We asked 100 people...
    ...
    156 People... "
    "We can do that!"

  • @desmondsteele7760
    @desmondsteele7760 5 років тому +1650

    "Name something that follows the word 'pork'."
    *SMASH
    "LAWN!"
    ..."Ha?"
    "LAWN!"
    ...
    "L-I-O-N LAWN!"

    • @getreal4real169
      @getreal4real169 5 років тому +51

      Then she spelled it “lion”

    • @richhenn2733
      @richhenn2733 5 років тому

      You can handle that

    • @yulles225
      @yulles225 5 років тому +3

      Lightthrower Black ppl moments

    • @King-or6ll
      @King-or6ll 4 роки тому +1

      @@yulles225 I mean...

    • @jdunnatl
      @jdunnatl 4 роки тому +2

      "Cupine"
      😞

  • @doubled1190
    @doubled1190 6 років тому +48

    The look on Steve's face as he walks over to the Brown family on the Pork question says it all. He knew exactly what was about to happen.

  • @zepuppet._.master
    @zepuppet._.master 5 років тому +51

    *has captions on*
    Steve: Thats about the best answer I've ever heard.
    Captions: Best sex i've ever heard.
    Me: *spits out drink* I'm sorry, what?

  • @baronbrrrrett
    @baronbrrrrett 3 роки тому +46

    Porcupine is probably my favorite of all the answers in this video.

  • @dontcallmewave
    @dontcallmewave 6 років тому +882

    8:55 Steve.exe has stopped working

    • @jerodbrown7339
      @jerodbrown7339 6 років тому +26

      5:11

    • @21specter
      @21specter 6 років тому +46

      A fatal error has occurred. Would you like to send a report?

    • @bluerobot8543
      @bluerobot8543 6 років тому +34

      dontcallmewave dude I swear he shut down for a good 20 seconds 😂😂

    • @aarriieelltgreen9801
      @aarriieelltgreen9801 6 років тому +13

      @@bluerobot8543 he did lol...the timer literally quit at 24 seconds XD

    • @grungyasscinema
      @grungyasscinema 6 років тому +5

      He did a full on Tebow

  • @Burning-Moon
    @Burning-Moon 4 роки тому +79

    That very first answer at the beginning. Steve's reaction was so good, I started crying as I was laughing. I reminded it so many times just to watch it again. I'm still crying about it!

  • @imhappyandyou.4003
    @imhappyandyou.4003 4 роки тому +25

    It's Steve's reactions to such ridiculous answers is what makes me laugh so damn much.. And the "Naked Grandma" answer is still one of the best reactions ever. LOL

  • @longsleevedream9228
    @longsleevedream9228 4 роки тому +267

    Steve : “Name a body part that goes inside a woman’s bra”
    Guest : “Breasts!”
    Steve : :o

  • @shoaibnusker6274
    @shoaibnusker6274 6 років тому +36

    Steve: "If your stomach is that big you can't see it anyway" Hahaaaaaa

  • @justinm.1
    @justinm.1 6 років тому +135

    When Steve throws the card, that's when you know that he's done for the day 😜

  • @kayleighlehrman9566
    @kayleighlehrman9566 6 років тому +928

    "L-I-O-N, lawn

    • @christalburgess3013
      @christalburgess3013 6 років тому +2

      Lmao

    • @Jaduli
      @Jaduli 6 років тому +9

      I think she said L-i-o-e... which makes even less sense.

    • @mbdg6810
      @mbdg6810 6 років тому

      @@Jaduli no she said n

    • @Jaduli
      @Jaduli 6 років тому

      I still hear e

    • @AlzMarioWolfe
      @AlzMarioWolfe 6 років тому +2

      A Fox It didn’t even sound close to an “e”, change your hearing aids.

  • @demaunix2723
    @demaunix2723 3 роки тому +12

    3:53 That one guy in the audience who said "zero" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nathanhong7592
    @nathanhong7592 6 років тому +145

    PORK*CUPINE*. Genius!

  • @ChoiSeongYT
    @ChoiSeongYT 5 років тому +112

    "The Hell Is A Pork Lawn?"
    Lol.

    • @hansroy6410
      @hansroy6410 5 років тому +2

      FriendlyGachaJahari It’s a lawn made out of pork. Duh

    • @RockyFoxxowo
      @RockyFoxxowo 3 роки тому +1

      The vegan hell

  • @ZachYohama
    @ZachYohama 5 років тому +72

    "It might get number 1 on UA-cam"
    I mean, you aren't wrong, because it's everywhere

  • @santino7470
    @santino7470 3 роки тому +17

    11:19 the way Steve just turns and explains has me rolling.

  • @SkilasSkilasGaming
    @SkilasSkilasGaming 6 років тому +306

    "if your stomach is that big you can't see it anyways" l m f a o

  • @lindysueroutt6680
    @lindysueroutt6680 5 років тому +42

    Steve has to be the BEST OF THE BEST. He definitely has the sence of humor one HAS TO HAVE. He is funny and I'm sure he has heard it ALL. 😂😅😂😂😂

  • @ashleym1686
    @ashleym1686 6 років тому +248

    Here's the good news
    You need a 177 points...
    Omg i couldn't stop laughing at this 😂😂😂

    • @Minishorty1997
      @Minishorty1997 6 років тому +4

      “p *E* n i *S* “

    • @cottony4dr
      @cottony4dr 6 років тому +9

      ashley m16 you can’t duplicate your answers. If you do, you hear this sound(buzzer) You will not hear that this round. Don’t even worry about that.

    • @richardharepax123
      @richardharepax123 6 років тому +3

      Yeah only LOL

    • @MrChrisdube
      @MrChrisdube 5 років тому +3

      I thought he was going to tell her she has plenty of good answers when he said the good news

    • @randyschwaggins
      @randyschwaggins Рік тому +1

      I'd give her 150 just for the dress 🔥

  • @Poisenivy5
    @Poisenivy5 3 роки тому +13

    I love Steve Harvey’s little inhales before laughing 😂

  • @CrazeeAdam
    @CrazeeAdam 6 років тому +410

    I love how Steve paused for so long after "your penis" that he had to restart the entire thing XD

    • @1992balto
      @1992balto 2 роки тому +4

      The start of the shock 8:52
      9:06 then Steve start kneeling to think

    • @narmale
      @narmale 2 роки тому +6

      more like the wobbling of the tree starting to fall... just rocking back and forth... the whole system just complete shutdown xD

    • @1992balto
      @1992balto 2 роки тому

      @@narmale yup

    • @gerhardvanrooyen8197
      @gerhardvanrooyen8197 2 роки тому

      @@narmale d

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 2 роки тому

      When your eyes show the blue screen of death.

  • @barbaramishkov3444
    @barbaramishkov3444 5 років тому +32

    "Hes white" 😂😂😂 Steve said "I love real answers." 😂😂😂

    • @pierre-emilehjbjerg5380
      @pierre-emilehjbjerg5380 4 роки тому

      What is the question?

    • @JSE4
      @JSE4 4 роки тому

      Harry Kane yeah wtf.. I didn’t understand a word of the start of that question

    • @bemiatto67
      @bemiatto67 4 роки тому

      @@JSE4 name something your husband and the pillsbury dough boy have in common

  • @GhettoJesus23
    @GhettoJesus23 6 років тому +571

    "Cupine is up there on my momma"

    • @MJBYouTubeNetwork
      @MJBYouTubeNetwork 6 років тому +20

      *Pow!* It's number 1. Oh really? I'll tell you what. It's #1 on UA-cam.

    • @Willdill561
      @Willdill561 6 років тому +6

      I can’t believe she’s still alive

    • @jptwentyfour887
      @jptwentyfour887 3 роки тому

      INSANELY CLEAR: “upine”, 5:02. Turn it way up, I didn’t need to. How about listening to the contestant instead of listening to Steve repeat it over and over.

  • @VirgoThruAndThru
    @VirgoThruAndThru 3 роки тому +5

    I have watched this show for years and Steve has changed this into a sensation.

  • @cashflo8241
    @cashflo8241 6 років тому +478

    4:11 did she..... did she spell lion...

  • @NinjaJoanie
    @NinjaJoanie 6 років тому +375

    The woman yelling “pork loin!” - I need her as my life coach ASAP!

  • @justafan6535
    @justafan6535 5 років тому +54

    I don’t know what’s funnier, the answers or his reactions.

  • @lynnballantine5686
    @lynnballantine5686 4 роки тому +4

    Gynecologist! Uncontrollable laughter going on here -- and I've seen this about ten times. The look on his face is priceless

  • @keahibaby808
    @keahibaby808 6 років тому +460

    Is it bad that when he said “paragraph” I was confused for a solid 10 seconds thinking “umm what kind of graph is that?” 😂

    • @CapnPhilly
      @CapnPhilly 6 років тому +18

      Kiko Patcho I hear you I was thinking paramedic lol

    • @quiyara1542
      @quiyara1542 6 років тому +8

      me too 😭 but nofr the first answer i thought of was “parallelogram” fml

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 6 років тому +1

      I thought parasail.

    • @articgoneape
      @articgoneape 6 років тому +1

      lmao same!!

    • @sallytung8376
      @sallytung8376 6 років тому +2

      I thought it was parasite

  • @Frunkydarunky
    @Frunkydarunky 6 років тому +101

    8:52 at least she had the balls to say that

    • @RetsamX
      @RetsamX 5 років тому +17

      I still can't believe no one said that...
      Out of 100 men? ZERO said that?

    • @berating
      @berating 5 років тому +3

      I saw with my only eye what you did there!

  • @Devraj-ci6co
    @Devraj-ci6co 5 років тому +80

    No one:
    Steve: *"THAT'S THE BEST DAMN ANSWER I'VE EVER HEARD"*
    😂😆

  • @corazonbeso
    @corazonbeso 4 роки тому +15

    The ..cupine one ALWAYS gets me lol. I love how there’s a delay in between when Will says it, and when the audience gets what he said haha

  • @zonicay
    @zonicay 6 років тому +253

    9:00 harvey.exe has encountered a problem and needed to shutdown

  • @ricdwe
    @ricdwe 5 років тому +43

    5:16 ... This is such a classic. I never get tired of watching Steve and that dude, in this exchange of words.
    PORK - CUPINE ... 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jptwentyfour887
      @jptwentyfour887 3 роки тому

      INSANELY CLEAR: “upine”, 5:02. Turn it way up, I didn’t need to. How about listening to the contestant instead of listening to Steve repeat it over and over.

  • @GoldRider4265
    @GoldRider4265 6 років тому +495

    Sorry, this UA-cam user is currently being transported to the hospital due to lack of oxygen and internal bleeding from laughing their guts out.

    • @christopherhau3974
      @christopherhau3974 6 років тому +5

      GoldRider4265 One month passed...how is he?

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 6 років тому +6

      Christopher Hau
      He ded. Thoughts and prayers...

    • @Kamelhaj
      @Kamelhaj 6 років тому +7

      They administered laughing gas by mistake.

    • @djones148
      @djones148 5 років тому +1

      He had such a good sense of humor... *sobs quietly.*

    • @SmashSSL
      @SmashSSL 5 років тому +1

      F

  • @masonwarehime3127
    @masonwarehime3127 6 років тому +204

    I was expecting "NEKKID GRANDMA" to be here.

    • @deleteduser8574
      @deleteduser8574 6 років тому +2

      Best one IMO.

    • @ShaunDreclin
      @ShaunDreclin 6 років тому +5

      "NEKKI-HUH?!?!"

    • @knbsd3876
      @knbsd3876 6 років тому

      Mason Warehime s...LOOOOVE Nekked Granma!!

    • @cottony4dr
      @cottony4dr 6 років тому

      Mason Warehime he didn’t say it was the best answer he ever heard

    • @23hunter152
      @23hunter152 6 років тому

      Mason Warehime me too it’s one of the funniest answers I’ve ever seen

  • @MamaTrixxieAsmr
    @MamaTrixxieAsmr 5 років тому +164

    Name one thing that follows the word pork
    lady:LOAWIN!
    SH:huuuuh?

  • @DocYAYAYA
    @DocYAYAYA 5 років тому +20

    5:00 might be the greatest TV moment I have ever seen

  • @apothecurio
    @apothecurio 2 роки тому +8

    Love how frank and intimate steve and Rocco's interaction is after he utters gynecologist. Like straight from a Cohen Brother's Movie.