"Stop stocking weird ice cream flavors, old people" - Cory "I fucking love Rum Raisin" - Also Cory, about the most old-person niche ice cream flavor possible
I like how theres 0 talk about the game, they instantly get sucked into an insane story about Corey being one degree away from actual mental disability in his quest to get all the shitty Sonic toys from mcdonalds. Chris is getting tons of dad experience lol
don't forget him almost bursting a gasket over the ice cream store letting shitty flavors continue to exist instead of having extra vats of the good flavors
Chris O'Neil. One of the greatest and most attractive Animators ever thought up. He can draw at sound speed, play video games, and best of all, he's Irish and knows how to handle Let's Plays. Speaking of Let's Plays, the Oneyplays universe might also be classified as Hot Boy Heaven, because there's such a mess of handsome and iconic little characters that it'll make you love the channel even more.
I can only imagine the rollercoaster of emotions Zach's going through as he's hearing his grown peers talk about questing for the finest China made Sonic toys across multiple McDonalds in the country
I was actually a little worried that with the gang getting older now and Cory being part of a serious band and everything we were witnessing an era come to it's end. But hearing him sperging out about collecting Sonic the Hedgehog toys from happy meals here in 2022 has put a big fat grin on my face. Thank God some things never change.
Love how Cory makes fun of people eating ice cream flavors he doesn't like by calling them stupid children, and then like less than five minutes later Chris says he has to keep buying Cory happy meals so he gets all the Sonics toys. Please never change Cory lmao
@@Karpens16 Remember when he was doing movie recaps on Sleepycast, said "I can do these all day, gimme another one!", And then immediately folded when they gave him another one? That was bliss
the last thing I expected with these three together was Cory monopolizing the conversation by screaming about his traumatic experiences with ice cream for fifteen minutes
That's the beautiful thing, Sleepycast was just a window into their lives. And if they decide to talk about it on OneyPlays it's the same way. This truly is SleepyCabin Season 3.
14:07bruh I’m crying. Chris “i get a mcchicken. It’s a nice quick snack, only 200 calories.” Zach immediately calling him out 😂 I love these three musketeers
4:23 The guy who voiced Espio brought his kids in to be the voice of Tails and Charmy respectively. Sonic, Knuckles, Amy, Big, Shadow & Rouge got to keep their previous actors. (Rouge's actress was the voice director) Tails' SA2 actor was replaced because he went through puberty. Just like what happened with the SA1 actor. (fun fun fact: the SA1 actor and SA2 actor are brothers)
Editor did not include cory's requested clip at the beginning, he was referencing the Crush 40 live performance of Sonic Heroes at the Sonic 25th anniversary event. Please watch the entire stream, it's a joy.
A single quivering tear of joy ran down my face when I saw Cory and Zach together in the thumbnail. I might have to go back and listen to some old sleepycabin after this
I love how Zach was about to mention the nutritional issues of daily ice-cream and Chris just immediately cuts him off with DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT SUGAR
16:47 it’s so mind boggling to think Chris is 31, this man, as a teen, gave me so many good memories and laughs to this day at 18. This dude WAS my Saturday morning cartoon
i know how you feel brah i remember his college dorm streams when i was like 11 where he got bombed by annoying fans the entire time and now im 21 having him basically influenced the direction my life took in an extremely big way. not sure id be doing art as a job if it werent for him and the gang. also ill admit ive probably seen a combined 7k+hrs of sleepycabin and oneyplays
-A Sonic game -Cory -Zach Mom I did it I made a bullet-point list of the key things that make this here Oneyplays a certified double platinum, emmy-nominated cult classic
God no. All he'll do is talk shit about Sonic while still claiming to be a fan. I've seen enough shitty takes on the series to know what I'll be in for.
I like that Cory went on a tirade on "Only kids eat Cotton Candy ice cream" to then go on about how he's buying hundreds of Happy Meals to get Sonic toys
I love how you have to listen to multiple episodes of sleepy cast to interpret what Cory is saying half the time. You need to fill in the gaps and finish the sentances for him as his brain gets excited and distracted every half a second.
this is one of the best episodes ive seen. literally 0 conversation about the game, just 20 minutes of corey's deranged mind with live commentary from hadel and o'neil
It's so nostalgic hearing these three ranting and raving like goofballs again. Reminds me of going to College at 5 AM to do some awful assignment and laughing like a psycho listening to SleepyCast.
Hearing Cory rant about an ice cream parlor is so funny because I just started working at one and I can confirm that we have truckloads of Birthday Cake and Cotton Candy ice cream.
It was so nice seeing them make it through the cannon/turtle segment in one try after suffering through Arin shooting himself into the water half a dozen times.
To translate Cory's cool Sonic fact, the voice of Espio in this game has a son who plays Tails and a daughter who plays Charmy. I believe Tails' name is William Corkery or something along those lines
@@sillykola50 considering Tail's history with voice actors being children and Charmy being basically a brand new character, it was probably much more efficient to take the children of a voice actor and bring them along to voice the two kids in the game
@@pentelegomenon1175 they're more likely to have some experience with their fathers profession if he talks about it at all, plus he can act as their voice coach that they're more likely to listen to than a stranger
I am unconvinced Cory is a functioning adult, how can this 31 year old man both ask his friend to get him sonic happy meals and fill out legal documents LOL
If it makes you feel better, apparently he spent that day with Chris going to multiple McDonalds locations to find a Sonic toy and Zach reminded him how old he was
every Cory episode is a treasure. Notable quotes: "Don't worry, I got a tangitle rate on Big comin' up." "Well what comes up must come down, the air, my feet don't touch the ground." "I was almost out of breath like I was a 400 pound fat man, which isn't too far off." "Ice cream cones don't harden they just become, bleghgluuggh, harder to chew." "I would have Yelp'd them into fucking extinction." "I'm having a mental episode that only "I" am visualizing." "I dont even know what the USR is."
mcdonalds happy meals are designed so that kids will go back over and over again to get the entire collection, so them giving you the same toy over and over again basically makes you go back and give them more money. Its kinda genius honestly
Without someone rational/not constantly cracking jokes, like Tomar, or Lyle, or Ding Dong, or even Jeff, these guys can quickly spiral to insanity and I love it. Also, please bring back more Slightly Artistic. I’m *BEGGING* you!
@n30n Very true tbh. Zach criticizes people that AS execs would take issue with. Too popular tho, smiling friends was a huge hit. Practically another Rick and Morty hit for AS. World peace was liked but not as popular, they wouldn't risk the fallout of kicking Zach and co.
@@PeeZBee I think AS actually knows they Zach will be COMPLETELY fine without them. He had his own following before them and they can't really just...walk all over him.
This episode feels like the fight or flight experienced when people use flammable silly string at a birthday party. So goddamn chaotically entertaining.
I love these types of OneyPlays videos. Since it's Sonic, you know they're just on autopilot so you can just let the gameplay fade into background noise as the boys talk total nonsense. relaxing and funny.
I'm glad I'm not the only one back in the day expecting sonic heroes to be the third sonic adventure and ended up disappointed when it wasn't that. Sonic Heroes as is was still a pretty good game with an interesting mechanic to it. Was just unfortunate coming off of the high that was adventure 1 & 2
I hope this series goes long, holy fuck Corey is impressive at this game, it's nice to see someone who's played it before run through it, all while talking about absolutely batshit thoughts.
Cory and Zach together is like leaving the oven and the stove on at home.
And having a fork in the plate of spaghetti youre heating up in microwave
@@Hyperfoxeye and leaving the fridge door open
And having a hot poo at the back door that's clawing at the door till a claw comes threw releasing poo mist all over the kitchen .
It's more like you have a CO leak in your home and then air raid sirens start going off while you're asleep
@@Mazzurka the fridge cancels out the stove
Cory referring to the Sonic cast as his friends is very on brand.
Cory's brand is Scott Pilgrim, Anime Tits and Autism
They're always smiling, a-as if they were friends. WAIT A MINUTE!
He's MY Sonic and Corey cain't take eem from me
Sounds suspiciously like Chris-chan
@@Vyhox2000 you blended too many references at once, I am having a violent aneurysm
"Stop stocking weird ice cream flavors, old people" - Cory
"I fucking love Rum Raisin" - Also Cory, about the most old-person niche ice cream flavor possible
Cory is actually a group of like ten people all inhabiting the same body
@@Shadest But none of them have an inner monologue, so they're all unaware of the others' presence.
@@zanpakutoman4225 Does that mean it’s a hiveMind of people who cant imagine an apple in their heads?
@@zanpakutoman4225 And a different personality takes over at the end of each sentence.
@@LN997-i8x Sometimes they seem to swap mid-sentence too. Multiple times even.
“I am having a mental episode that only I can visualize”
Yep, thats Corey alright.
I related with this statement too hard.
Then he tries to say, "I feel like I'm not the only one with this problem".. but instead says "I feel like this isn't the only problem I have"!
Corey: Berates adults for getting bubblegum ice cream
Also Corey: Begs Chris to buy him Happy Meals for the toys
bubblegum ice cream isn't a good flavor, it's a great flavor
@@jytacc Not a fan myself, but I don't see why Cory despises it so much lol
@@TheHaloring7 its a reference to a movie lol
Sometimes I like my gum cold.
@@jytacc what movie :0
I like how theres 0 talk about the game, they instantly get sucked into an insane story about Corey being one degree away from actual mental disability in his quest to get all the shitty Sonic toys from mcdonalds. Chris is getting tons of dad experience lol
don't forget him almost bursting a gasket over the ice cream store letting shitty flavors continue to exist instead of having extra vats of the good flavors
@@tahutoa And then talking about how he loves Rum Raisin
Boomer humor
@@mrtimo3822
What, kids don’t like ice cream anymore?
A Toy Story, if you will.
7:11
Zach: “maggots eat fat man”
Cory: “alive, while he is dead”
insanity
Peak Coryism
It really does sound like an exchange between two mental patients.
*real*
poetry, actually think that's a line from a Robert Frost poem
That audio played at the exact same time I read this comment
Chris O'Neil. One of the greatest and most attractive Animators ever thought up. He can draw at sound speed, play video games, and best of all, he's Irish and knows how to handle Let's Plays. Speaking of Let's Plays, the Oneyplays universe might also be classified as Hot Boy Heaven, because there's such a mess of handsome and iconic little characters that it'll make you love the channel even more.
From your phrasing I can tell who your number one is.
I didn't know what you were doing at first, then I hit "hot boy heaven".
@@pentelegomenon1175 Lyle fans will never be able to hide their silver tongues and honeyed words
Who’s bald, with a beard, and wanted posters around the world? Well It’s Joshua Tomar of course
I've been to Cork, and I agree... Irish are cool.
“You’re a Good Samaritan, you’re helping your friend with leprosy”
Zach always has the golden lines
"You're like the guy in Vietnam helping his buddy who got his legs blown off"
zach and cory are an extremely good combo, they're both insane but in very different ways. It's like constructed insanity VS chaotic insanity
"So you two are in your 30s and saw the collapse of the Soviet Union."
I can never tell when he's lying about stuff like the fat rolls.
@@yikeyikeyike Zach as the straight man of the group is really something else.
I can only imagine the rollercoaster of emotions Zach's going through as he's hearing his grown peers talk about questing for the finest China made Sonic toys across multiple McDonalds in the country
I can't believe he's the sane one lmao
@@thadjarvis9514 Not only is Zach the sane one, apparently he is the only one here who can easily see his feet past his belly.
@@thadjarvis9514 Hollywood changed him. smh
He's always been sane he can just blend into the nut house like a true sociopath
@@thadjarvis9514 lp
This was absolutely one of the best newer oneyplays episodes. Corey with his sonic toys is incredible
Oh for sure. This was like a mini sleepycast episode (they were the three most entertaining members anyways tbh)
I was actually a little worried that with the gang getting older now and Cory being part of a serious band and everything we were witnessing an era come to it's end. But hearing him sperging out about collecting Sonic the Hedgehog toys from happy meals here in 2022 has put a big fat grin on my face. Thank God some things never change.
Cory & Zach rule! hope there is a slightly artistic ep with this crew coming up
@@diegobrandomtg Jeff underrated
This is the most ive laughed at an episode in so long lmfao its so good
Love how Cory makes fun of people eating ice cream flavors he doesn't like by calling them stupid children, and then like less than five minutes later Chris says he has to keep buying Cory happy meals so he gets all the Sonics toys.
Please never change Cory lmao
Thee Hero.
It’s almost like they’re all just joking around not taking it too seriously
@@GreenEyedDazzler I don't even know what you're on about they get into fist fights almost daily bro
"Calls younger people stupid children because they like something they don't like"
Millennials in a nutshell
@@stinkinthinkin1078 Yep, and that’s why we seldom see Cory on the channel. He just doesn’t want to be part of a toxic work environment.
I love Cory bringing up Sonic facts and then just IMMEDIATELY breaking down once anybody asks him to elaborate on any of it.
Classic Cory lmao
@@Karpens16
Remember when he was doing movie recaps on Sleepycast, said "I can do these all day, gimme another one!", And then immediately folded when they gave him another one? That was bliss
@@graniteoverworld8955 what sleepy cast episode? I remember dying cause they slowly drained Corey's brain after the 7thovie
@@primitivechef8009 I think it's episode 2 or 3 of season 2. It has Movies in the title.
@@graniteoverworld8955 I love his Super Sentai style Shawshank Redemption synopsis. I hope they make a sequel using Cory's premise.
“You we’re both alive when the USSR was still a country” is now up there with my favorite Zach lines
Having Cory, Zach and Chris together screaming over Happy Meal toys feel like a Sleepycast episode we never got
That’s why I love the Chris Zach Cory dynamic, it’s like the good old days
the last thing I expected with these three together was Cory monopolizing the conversation by screaming about his traumatic experiences with ice cream for fifteen minutes
You must have never watched an episode with Cory in it before.
Cory casually blasting through Sonic Heroes while losing his mind over ice cream is why I wake up in the morning.
He is a force to be reckoned with
I like how the McDonald's conversation feels like a sleepycast callback. Made me laugh my ass off
nice pfp bro
Man this episode was fire
@@DIEGOLOKO82 😎👌
That's the beautiful thing, Sleepycast was just a window into their lives. And if they decide to talk about it on OneyPlays it's the same way. This truly is SleepyCabin Season 3.
"You guys were alive when the Soviet Union was still a country!"
14:07bruh I’m crying.
Chris “i get a mcchicken. It’s a nice quick snack, only 200 calories.”
Zach immediately calling him out 😂 I love these three musketeers
That's the fattest thing Chris has ever said.
I imagine Zach giving a jeering goblin smile when he starts getting onto Chris lol
Muskequeers
Mukbangers
BEST OF ONEY FAT MOMENTS
In this episode: Cory is upset, Chris is an accomplice, Zach becomes a nutritionist, and the editor is given a run for their money.
That sums it up nicely.
Sounds like an EPISODE
11:30 Only Cory could open an expired coffee creamer, still use it in his coffee, and his main complaint is the texture.
Chris: "i dont eat bread, it wrecks your insides"
Also Chris: "mc chicken sandwich is a good snack and i eat mcdonald's icecream almost every day"
Chris going on about "It's only 200 calories" reminds me of those fat people who think fish and chips are a diet food
@@dixierekt8096 "Drinking a diet coke cancels out the food from earlier"
He will become stavros halkias given enough time.
@@superchroma hell yeah dude
@@TheMaxORyan When are we going to see BEST OF ONEY FAT MOMENTS, "it's not my fault I'm fat I live in Los Angeles"
I like how while they're having these really heated conversations, they are just plowing through the Sonic Heroes levels at impressive speed.
These guys actually know how to play Sonic games, thankfully.
Edit: Okay I'll be honest, Corey missing the keys made my autism flare up.
The power of tism
Cory has probably played through each sonic game at least 50 times by now.
Moral of the story? An irish man, a gremblo and Cory can play Sonic games better than a raptor.
Cory's probably 100% cleared this several times due to his raging autism.
cory in sleepycast: "I am tired of the sonic autism"
cory in 2022: "Sonic is my life"
4:23
The guy who voiced Espio brought his kids in to be the voice of Tails and Charmy respectively.
Sonic, Knuckles, Amy, Big, Shadow & Rouge got to keep their previous actors. (Rouge's actress was the voice director)
Tails' SA2 actor was replaced because he went through puberty.
Just like what happened with the SA1 actor.
(fun fun fact: the SA1 actor and SA2 actor are brothers)
Super interesting lore here you go and thank you kind stranger 🥇
Cory giving himself a panic attack over the mere thought of ice cream being flavoured made my day
Baskin Robbins must be stressful to him
@@popo0129 he sees one as he drives by and he has to pull over because he’s hyperventilating behind the wheel
"I don't even know what the USR is but yes"
Cory is a gift
I love all the renamed shortcuts on the desktop. Each one is a masterpiece.
"Zelda" and "Never Logged In" killed me
Greentopia is so fucking good
"Kovid Kid" interests me the most :)
Little B4tches makes me sad tbh.
glad to know that chris remembers ripass
Holy moley this is basically sleepycabin and we are instantly reaching Lil' Skatey levels of insanity, this is going to be a legendary series.
Editor did not include cory's requested clip at the beginning, he was referencing the Crush 40 live performance of Sonic Heroes at the Sonic 25th anniversary event. Please watch the entire stream, it's a joy.
I thought that was just Corey being Corey, but sure enough it was a reference to somebody elses awful singing.
Zach losing faith in humanity while listening to Chris and Cory adventure to get more sonic toys was amazing
"I don't even know what U.S.R. is" - Cory
A single quivering tear of joy ran down my face when I saw Cory and Zach together in the thumbnail. I might have to go back and listen to some old sleepycabin after this
Fuck it hits so good.
You should Always try and go back to watch some sleepycabin
especially the shadman ones :)
@@mynewaccount prolly lmao
@@coltonpatterson5409 I fucking love shadman I sure hope nothing catastrophically terrible happened recently
Having Cory "mother bearing hips" Spazkid on is always a blast.
Cory "fat man's uterus" Spazkid
@@gigastrike2 goat status quote, this has to go down in history as one of his best
Corey "I don't know the medical term for penis" Spazkid
Cory's "Ape shaped smoochers"
@@thatoneguy4452 when did he say this. I can't stop laughing
I love how Zach was about to mention the nutritional issues of daily ice-cream and Chris just immediately cuts him off with DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT SUGAR
16:47 it’s so mind boggling to think Chris is 31, this man, as a teen, gave me so many good memories and laughs to this day at 18. This dude WAS my Saturday morning cartoon
What a nice way to phrase that
i know how you feel brah i remember his college dorm streams when i was like 11 where he got bombed by annoying fans the entire time and now im 21 having him basically influenced the direction my life took in an extremely big way. not sure id be doing art as a job if it werent for him and the gang. also ill admit ive probably seen a combined 7k+hrs of sleepycabin and oneyplays
4:07 “I hope they make a movie out of this someday.”
They did. Sonic goes to the real world, dude.
babe, we're in sonic...
"I wouldn't hit her, but I'd lay into you chris"
-A Sonic game
-Cory
-Zach
Mom I did it I made a bullet-point list of the key things that make this here Oneyplays a certified double platinum, emmy-nominated cult classic
This is a certified hood classic
@@scrithen2836 Don't
Yep this one was immediately an S tier episode
Peak Autism
So Cory and Zach, but not Chris?
We're one step closer to a Sonic 06 playthrough with Cory. Please let my 2 year Christmas wish finally come true.
It's not a very special holiday if you celebrate it for 2 whole years.
@@A_Black_Sheep94 🤓
Waiting for the return of ding dong for that one
God no. All he'll do is talk shit about Sonic while still claiming to be a fan. I've seen enough shitty takes on the series to know what I'll be in for.
19:11 I like how Chris tells the editor not to show a photo of his internal organs like they could.
I like that Cory went on a tirade on "Only kids eat Cotton Candy ice cream" to then go on about how he's buying hundreds of Happy Meals to get Sonic toys
Thank God Cory is here to ask the important questions like "What would be hidden in a fat man's uterus or whatever?"
Cory brings out some pretty raw energy from everyone when he's there, fuckin hillarious
This is a instant oneyplays classic.
It felt like the last half was a good enough joke to end on and it just kept going until having to be shut off.
This was more chaotic than Sonic Heroes' physics when you're trying to get an A-Rank. It was beautiful.
I love how you have to listen to multiple episodes of sleepy cast to interpret what Cory is saying half the time. You need to fill in the gaps and finish the sentances for him as his brain gets excited and distracted every half a second.
this is one of the best episodes ive seen. literally 0 conversation about the game, just 20 minutes of corey's deranged mind with live commentary from hadel and o'neil
Cory's unhinged rants are always a delight.
“Editor show a picture of Chris’s internal organs”
“No don’t do that”
Chris secretly has a Tomar Emerald stashed between his guts and needs to keep it hidden from Tomar, or else absolute silliness would ensue
Cory could have easily negated the awkwardness of asking for specific happy meal toys by claiming it was for his nephew or something lol
Oh hi, A Talking Sock!
Much better he just went for the chad move of admitting he's a complete insane person and wanted those fucking toys for himself
20 minutes of grown men talking about junk food while playing sonic. This is great.
It's so nostalgic hearing these three ranting and raving like goofballs again. Reminds me of going to College at 5 AM to do some awful assignment and laughing like a psycho listening to SleepyCast.
Hearing Cory rant about an ice cream parlor is so funny because I just started working at one and I can confirm that we have truckloads of Birthday Cake and Cotton Candy ice cream.
This is by far the most chaotic episode yet, I almost stroked out with the overload of tisms with Cory and Sonic and Goblin man in one room
if you isolated the vocals and played muffled piano music over them this feels like it could've been a sleepycast episode
Corey on the verge of having a panic attack trying to describe his frustration with ice-cream flavours, is the funniest thing I've heard in years!
It was so nice seeing them make it through the cannon/turtle segment in one try after suffering through Arin shooting himself into the water half a dozen times.
To translate Cory's cool Sonic fact, the voice of Espio in this game has a son who plays Tails and a daughter who plays Charmy. I believe Tails' name is William Corkery or something along those lines
He got some pretty nice treatment for having the most forgettable voice in the lineup.
@@sillykola50 considering Tail's history with voice actors being children and Charmy being basically a brand new character, it was probably much more efficient to take the children of a voice actor and bring them along to voice the two kids in the game
@@maxwellpaynewell5305 why the child of a voice actor though, why not the child of a producer or programmer or something
@@pentelegomenon1175 they're more likely to have some experience with their fathers profession if he talks about it at all, plus he can act as their voice coach that they're more likely to listen to than a stranger
Also his wife voiced Cream
This was the first videogame I ever played. I think it honestly stunted my mental growth.
My niece is autistic and got into hot water for looking up Sonic yaoi on her phone. My question is, does Sonic cause autism or attract it?
Cory looses his mind and becomes fucking insane for 20 minutes: The Movie
I'm ready for the game
You mean every video with cory involved?
I demand a sequel
Real talk Chris is a good friend for asking for that Sonic toy lmao.
He’s an enabler and should be shamed.
@@Bungowumperpuss you're definitely right about that, especially with the multiple store situation. That was weird lol.
Autism begets autism
@@Bungowumperpuss collecting McDonald's toys is a pretty common thing and totally fine
@@Bungowumperpuss enablers are a myth
I am unconvinced Cory is a functioning adult, how can this 31 year old man both ask his friend to get him sonic happy meals and fill out legal documents LOL
this guy is fukin awesome
Autism will do that
Cory telling me to get my head checked because I enjoy cotton candy ice cream has ruined my day.
If it makes you feel better, apparently he spent that day with Chris going to multiple McDonalds locations to find a Sonic toy and Zach reminded him how old he was
It's okay man we're here for you, you're a strong guy you'll get through this, with or without daddy spazkid's approval
@@uncledoctor6920 *sniff* Thanks, fren.
Corey playing Sonic Heroes while ranting about cotton candy and cheesecake ice cream.
Real Sonic fan right here.
I like cotton candy ice cream...
While also completely blasting through level after level like a pro
Zach makes a whole TV show about his insane ramblings. And somehow Cory tops it in one episode while playing sonic.
Listening to adults get incredibly angry over Happy Meal toys is my ASMR
Chris, Cory and Zach playing a childhood classic whilst talking about Happy meal toys like man children… “WHERE ARE THE SONIC FIGURES!” Perfection
were they different flavors though?
Cory, Chris, and Mr. Hadel together. This has given me insurmountable joy.
ah yes the infamous Mr Hadel
Corey: Bubblegum ice cream is for children.
Also Corey: So I had to get the Sonic toy from the McDonald's Happy Meal...
It's really good of the boys to give Cory airtime, especially after his infamous 'outburst' at the Sonic 25th Anniversary event...
No body remembers what Cory's outburst contained after Chris Chan made his entrance at the anniversary. I still pity the families.
I really haven't looked at him the same since. Sometimes you gotta separate the art from the artist
All those slurs against Italians. Mama mia...
Well he did go on David Letterman to apologize but the audience was laughing so maybe it wasn’t the best place to do it
@@uiopy1 stop laughing it’s not funny
When Zach, king of extra chromosomed weirdos, says “oooh, that’s bad” that’s how you know your a degenerate.
Never change, Cory.
I love that when Zach asks if the toys are cool Both Chris and Cory say no immediately
The way Cory said Rogue’s name filled me with immense dread. That man is too turned on by a fictional bat.
She's the official Hottest Sonic Babe though
@@8000Kakaroto You’re right. How could I be so blind?
every Cory episode is a treasure. Notable quotes: "Don't worry, I got a tangitle rate on Big comin' up." "Well what comes up must come down, the air, my feet don't touch the ground." "I was almost out of breath like I was a 400 pound fat man, which isn't too far off." "Ice cream cones don't harden they just become, bleghgluuggh, harder to chew." "I would have Yelp'd them into fucking extinction." "I'm having a mental episode that only "I" am visualizing." "I dont even know what the USR is."
don't forget "Let's talk fat."
also, that second one is a lyric from the Sonic Heroes theme song
That was the most schizophrenic 20 minutes of my life, thank you
Got to the 8 minute mark before realizing it was Spazkid and not just Lyle after a stroke
The energy in this one is wicked
oh please god let this series last forever. this is the dream team on a dream game. holy shit
mcdonalds happy meals are designed so that kids will go back over and over again to get the entire collection, so them giving you the same toy over and over again basically makes you go back and give them more money. Its kinda genius honestly
@@richiejobro5639 literally childhood loot boxes
I never foresaw Sonic Heroes happening on Oneyplays, not even mentioning a Zach and Cory combo, but dear GOD am I happy about it
Without someone rational/not constantly cracking jokes, like Tomar, or Lyle, or Ding Dong, or even Jeff, these guys can quickly spiral to insanity and I love it.
Also, please bring back more Slightly Artistic. I’m *BEGGING* you!
>ding dong AKA mr tuba vore
>rational
LOL
There's something wholesome about the fact that Oney still has The Adventures Of Chris downloaded on his desktop.
Really happy that even after the success of Smiling Friends, Zach still does these with the boys.
@n30n doubt
@n30n Very true tbh. Zach criticizes people that AS execs would take issue with. Too popular tho, smiling friends was a huge hit. Practically another Rick and Morty hit for AS. World peace was liked but not as popular, they wouldn't risk the fallout of kicking Zach and co.
@@cole5953 world peace was breaking record numbers for AS
@@PeeZBee I think AS actually knows they Zach will be COMPLETELY fine without them. He had his own following before them and they can't really just...walk all over him.
Cory has no right on roasting my favorite ice cream flavor if he keeps asking for happy meals with repeated toys 😭
Every Sonic playthrough on this channel needs to have Cory in it
This is the best thumbnail in existence. Corey being tails is so spot on I'm slapping my thighs in rancoruous laughter.
This episode feels like the fight or flight experienced when people use flammable silly string at a birthday party. So goddamn chaotically entertaining.
Corey's love of Sonic is the most wholesome thing
If by "wholesome" you mean "somewhat concerning", I agree.
I'm a nurse and I can 100% confirm that I have found food in fat folds. Not that uncommon, sadly.
Chris, Zach, and Cory are the Powerpuff Girls ingredients for an amazing shitshow of a video.
I love these types of OneyPlays videos. Since it's Sonic, you know they're just on autopilot so you can just let the gameplay fade into background noise as the boys talk total nonsense. relaxing and funny.
Black Ops 2 being named "Ni" on the desktop is honestly the funniest and most accurate thing they could have done for it lmao
His brain went from smooth to liquid while he was talking about ice cream.
It hardened and gained a mirror sheen
I'm glad I'm not the only one back in the day expecting sonic heroes to be the third sonic adventure and ended up disappointed when it wasn't that. Sonic Heroes as is was still a pretty good game with an interesting mechanic to it. Was just unfortunate coming off of the high that was adventure 1 & 2
You would be even more dissapointed when you discover what the real Adventure 3 was
yah as a kid, i definitley felt like everything after Sonic Adventure 2 was a let down, aside from Sonic Adventure itself (i played 2 first, 1 second)
This entire episode is a weird hectic fever dream and I love it
gems like these are the reason I have consistently watched oneyplays for so long
A Zach Trump impression and a nonsensical Corey-ism (0:39) before the game even starts?
Pure bliss.
Cory was referencing the sonic anniversary concert when the band holds out the mic to the crowd and a guys screams into it. Cory was pretty spot on.
@@ScrumChum Lol thanks for the clarification. I've got to see this.
this is gonna be such a good series, I'm so happy Cory is back for a little while :)
I want to hear more of Zach's thoughts on psychological warfare.
He'd probably say something like "playing the spice girls over and over was a good idea but a better song to use would be fuckshitpiss".
I love the dedication to getting Corey involved in every game starring his childhood hero, Sonic.
When Cory and Zach in a room.
I feel like everyone around them gain -40% INTELLIGENT debuff.
thisss
I hope this series goes long, holy fuck Corey is impressive at this game, it's nice to see someone who's played it before run through it, all while talking about absolutely batshit thoughts.